You Know You Like Sailor
Uranus Too Much When You Know You Like Sailor
Uranus Too Much When
*This List is from The Haruka Tenoh Shrine [1-160.. please be patient]
1) You collect everything (like pictures, posters, songs etc) that has to do with Haruka.
2)
You ask your girlfriend to dye her hair in teal and to act like
Michiru.
3) You decide to take racing courses, something that didn't
interest you before.
4) People think that you are male because that you dress like
Haruka.
5) You cut your hair and dye your hair blond to be more like her.
6) Your parents offer you to buy you a car, and you will not rest
until they agree to buy a yellow convertable.
7) You switch around the numbers in your condominium complex to
make your door read "1127".
8) You know all the lyrics to Kaze ni Naritai and Initial U in
both English and Japanese.
9) You own a duplicate of every outfit that Haruka is seen in;
even the disco suit.
10) You wear one hoop earring in your left ear.
11) Anyone that makes a joke about Uranus (Yer-anus ¬_¬) ends
up with a big yellow ball flying at their face.
12) You get a "Space Sword" custom made despite of the
cost.
13) You've never touched a piano, yet you plan to master it by
16.
14) You change your name to Haruka Tenoh (or Tenoh Haruka if you
happen to be Japanese).
15) You and a fellow Haruka fan get into a debate over the
spelling of her last name, and of course you are the victor when
you threaten her with your custom made Space Sword.
16) Your friends at school wonder why you own ten copies of the
same outfit: a red jacket, a white shirt, a striped green tie,
plaid pants....
17) Your girlfriend is the only one able to persuade you into
breaking your usual NO SKIRTS rule to wear the Sailor Uranus
uniform.
18) You actually practice yelling "Uranus Planet Power...
Make-Up!", "World Shaking!" and "Space Sword
Blaster!".
19) You own every Sailoruranus/Haruka Tenoh card in existance.
20) You always comment on your hands being dirty, and your
girlfriend always tells you that she loves your hands.
21) You always make your girlfriend walks behind you when
entering cathedrals now.
22) Anytime you see a girl with her hair dyed aqua, you assume it
is someone who is just as obsessed with Neptune as you are with
Uranus, so you take your chances...
23) Whenever someone opposes your views of Haruka, you attack
them with your sword.
24) You use vast amounts of hair products trying to get that
little flip in the middle of Haruka's hair.
25) You submit items to the list.
26) You visit webpages about Haruka at least once a day.
27) You are a member of every club online that has anything to do
with Haruka.
28) You practice sounding like Megumi Ogata.
29) You spend endless hours at the arcade in attempt to master
the race car driving game.
30) You only buy the Sailormoon episodes or manga that has Haruka
in it or you won't bother to buy them!
31) Your neighbors think you're nuts since in the middle of every
earthquake you always stand outside shouting "World
Shaking!"
32) Your wardrobe not only includes every piece of clothing that
even remotely looks like something Haruka wore once, but also any
piece of clothing you've come across in navy blue or gold. (You
know you're going to regret that gold spandex suit someday...)
33) You're having a heck of a time finding exact replicas of
Sailor Uranus's boots.
34) You constantly stand out in the freezing wind because you
feel like you're a part of it... well... partly because it's so
connected to Haruka too ^_-
35) You build a clay model of Haruka in art class and pray to the
Roman Gods, hoping they'll make her real... just like they did
for that other guy and his work of art...
36) You know almost everything about the planet Uranus...
Uranus's atmosphere is made of methane, hydrogen, and oxygen. You
know it has 6 rings. It has 5 moons. (and you can name them all).
A rotation in retrograde... etc. Eh... eheheh.
37) Your Latin teacher is really mad at you for going through all
of his Mythology books and re-writing them, saying that instead
of Uranus being defeated by Cronos, Uranus kills Cronos and
reigns supreme to this day!!
38) You know a ton about Uranium. Since it's got most of the word
"Uranus" in it and its Symbol is U. Atomic number 92...
Atomic weight 238.03. (Hey it might come in handy someday ;) )
39) You never ever pronounce the word "Uranus" like
"Yer-anus". If anyone else does you pop up with your
handy-dandy portable encylopedia and say : "Look if you
won't pronounce it the Japanese way, at least pronounce it like
this!" Then you proceed to show them that in most
encyldopedias the actual pronounciation is
"Yer-uh-nus." If they still refuse to pronounce it
right, you smack them on the head with your custom made Space
Sword.
40) There are absolutely no encylopedias or dictionaries within a
hundred miles of you that use that misguided pronounciation of
"Yer-anus." Can do wonders with magic markers these
days...
41) You beg your parents for a motorcycle, and when they refuse
you just spend all of your hard earned cash riding that
motorcycle game at the arcade.
42) You have every single high score on the motorcycling game and
racing game at the arcade, and each slot has the intials H.T. in
it.
43) You know every line that Haruka or Sailor Uranus said in the
anime and the manga.
44) You can easily tell other people the page numbers that Haruka
or Sailor Uranus appears in the manga.
45) Whenever you have a party or going out with your friends...
you decide to be late and when you show up... you always say
" tenku no hoshi, tenou sei o shougo ni mottsu, hishou no
senshi, Sailor Uranus!! " in front of everyone....
46) You watched all other animes that has Ogata Megumi doing
someone's seiyuu simply becase you fell in love with everything
about Haruka... including her voice...
47) The only name you answer to is Haruka.
48) For Halloween you and you girlfriend go out as Sailor Uranus
and Neptune.
49) If someone flirts with your girlfriend you give them a look
that could kill.
50) You happen to dislike natto..(although you haven't got a
chance to try it in your life)... and you actually became a salad
lover...hehe...yeah... Haruka again...
51) you decided to get a new pair of colored contact lens that
will make your eye color become grey blue... same as Haruka's
eyes...
52) You have an entire wardrobe of Haruka's clothes.
53) You think the sky is owned by you.
54) You believe that you are from Uranus...
55) And travelled to the Earth to Tokyo.
56) You saw a cute girl and she looked like Viluy so you left her
alone!
57) Nobody ever messed with you.
58) Your drivers licence says Tenoh Haruka on it or you plan it
to...
59) You offer million quaddrillions of money for a Space Sword!
60) You're playing basketball, and suddenly, in front of all your
friends/classmates/passerbys, you shout, "WORLD...
SHAKING!!"
61) ...AND it actually goes in. (Miraculous? I THINK NOT!)
62) You have FINALLY mastered that little flip in... Your...
Hair. (^_-)
63) Someone starts making fun of Uranus and Neptune. Their last
thoughts are, "Damn, does that sword hurt..."
64) When you draw a self portrait of you, it's Sailor Uranus or
Haruka.
65) You offen practice poses that Haruka does in the mirror.
66) Someone put down you and Michiru because you 2 are
homosexuals, and they ended up getting scabs and cuts, PLUS
pushed into a swimming pool.
67) You speak Japanese phrases that Haruka says.
68) Your girlfriend, Michiru, got a broken right arm, so you did
too.
69) You go online just to find an url like
http://www.harukatenoh.com/
70) Your math teacher says it's easier to teach you addition if
she says:"Michiru had 2 aqua mirrors, and you have 2 space
swords, how many aqua mirrors and space swords do you have
altogether?"
71) Of course you prayed it to be real!
72) You yelp, squeak and scream if you saw a movie of Haruka and
Michiru kicking a bad guy.
73) In historical classes, you say the Goddess of Uranus and the
sky is you and the Goddess of Neptune and the Oceans/seas is
Michiru!
74) You cry when you see yourself die in the anime.
75) Noone knows your birth name except for it being Haruka.
76) Your friend (ex-friend now) wrote "Haruka And Michiru
are a homosexual doofuses!!!" and they ended up getting
soggy and hurt...
77) When arriving late to any sort of gathering, when entering, a
spray of red rose petals pass by and you yell, "Arata na
jidai ni sasowarete, SAILORURANUS, karei ni katsuyaku!!"
(Her "I am the magnificent Sailoruranus!" speech in
Japanese ^^)
78) Even though you aren't serious, you can't help but flirt with
any girl with blond hair done up in two balls and a ponytail
coming out from each of them . . .
79) Girls mistake you for a guy and you flirt with them anyways.
80) You made a huge party on January 27 (Haruka's birthday) and
you said it was YOUR birthday...which is around July....
81) You spend the whole day in your room thinking what else can
you add to this list.
82) You open your own Haruka Tenoh Shrine.
83) You take Japanese classes just to be able to read and
understand what does Haruka/Uranus says in the Manga/Anime.
84) You keep submitting items to this list.
85) You can't help but write HARUKA WAS HERE! everytime you have
a chance.
86) You are a proud lesbian and Haruka is your role model.
87) You only write Haruka/Michiru fanfics.
88) You take fanfics a little bit too seriously....
89) You and the owner of Haruka webpages are good friends.
90) You hate Redheads!!!
91) You have EVERY Haruka Shrine, Homepage, Webpage...etc on your
bookmarks.
92) You create your own YKYLSUTMW
93) You create your own webring related to Haruka
94) You really don't like what DiC is planning for the SMS series
(especially for Haruka and Michiru) that you decide that you made
your OWN FANDUB.
95) You started watching Fushigi Yuugi only because you saw part
of a preview, and you thought that Yui-chan was actually Haruka.
O_o (Albeit a younger version of Haruka...)
96) On word association tests, you can associate *anything* with
Haruka. ("Sword." "Space Sword!"
"Rock." "World Shaking!" "Penguin."
"Haruka's tux!" "Dirt." "Haruka thinks
her hands are dirty..." ^^;;)
97) You think your love looks dull, so you braided up her hair,
dyed it teal, made her carry a violin etc.
98) You own every mov and avi with Sailor Uranus.
99) You decide to take intensive piano courses to play as well as
Haruka as fast as possible to be like her.
100) Also to be able to play violin-piano duet with your
girlfriend (who learned violin to be like Michiru :-=).
101) Instead of a picture of yourself in your wallet you have a
picture of Haruka and Michiru.
102) You and your girlfriend make your own Haruka and Michiru
dolls from Mina dolls. (Cut the hair for Haruka, and green bingo
dabbers for Michiru)
103) You actually play with the dolls. (You play Haruka, of
course!)
104) You wear a tuxedo to formal dances instead of a dress
105) You are convinced that the Honda Acura company of America
have taken their name from Haruka's name. How? Spell Haruka
backwards (Akurah), take away the H, replace the K with a C and
what do you get?!
106) You can't see anything in your home anymore because they're
covered in Haruka & Michiru (mostly Haruka) posters, items,
etc.
107) You own sticker books that are filled with Sailoruranus /
Haruka stickers, and you never trade with anyone because you have
the complete collection of Uranus / Haruka stickers.
108) Anyone claiming to be Sailoruranus / Ten'oh Haruka ends up
getting hurt badly by your custom-made Space Sword because you
KNOW you are Sailoruranus /Ten'oh Haruka, and not anyone else.
109) You have mastered drawing Sailoruranus and Ten'oh Haruka
perfectly so it looks just like the anime or manga, and you
persuade your girlfriend to master the art of Sailorneptune /
Kaioh Michiru.
110) Your girlfriend has everything of Sailorneptune / Kaioh
Michiru and you have everything of Sailoruranus / Ten'oh Haruka;
when you two go out, everyone calls you 'Haruka and Michiru', and
if someone happens to call you two by your birthnames, everyone
stares at the person like they're insane, because who is that?!
111) Even at school, your name tag reads 'Haruka Tenoh' or
'Ten'oh Haruka' and everyone, including the principal, knows you
as that name.
112) No one dares to try to harm your girlfriend, because they
know they'll be attacked by the magnificent Sailoruranus, and be
completely demolished by yellow balls and your custom-made Space
Sword.
113) If you plan to adopt a daughter, you'll never give up until
you find one dark, short purple-haired, dark violet-eyed, pale
white skinned girl.
114) You call to a radio station to dedicate a song to Haruka
everyday.
115) You send a love letter to a radio talk show declaring your
love for Haruka every week.
116) You plan to open a school, having the same uniforms as
Haruka and Michiru. You also decide to call it Mugen Gakuen High
School.
117) You actually draw your owm Manga staring Haruka (Just
because The Original is over doesn't mean you can't continue it
on your own.)
118) You have trouble deciding whether you want to be *Haruka*,
or whether you want to be *Michiru*... because, of course, that
would mean you would be Haruka's *koibito*... ^_~
119) You tattoo Haruka's face on your arm, or even better, you
tattoo the Uranus sign on your forehead.
120) You start having weird thoughts when a pretty girl asks you
if she can make a drawing of you...(Oh no! she found me!)
121) You wear your Haruka T-shirt to school EVERY single day.
122) Your car's licence plate number is 910.
123) You don't consider it's a complete waste of time to keep
adding items to this list. (Of course not!!)
124) You can't help to continue carving "Haruka &
Michiru" and a sweet huge heart around it on every tree or
every piece of wood you see! (how sweet!!)
125) You and your girlfriend are actually practicing how to
combine "Space Sword Blaster" & "Submarine
reflection" together since you have a Space Sword and she
has an aqua mirror!
126) You take a friend with you after you piss off some bikers
and hide in the bushes just so she complements your cologne
127) When you use profanity, it always comes out as
"shimatta".
128)You liked Led Zeppelin's movie The Song Remains the Same only
because John Bonham played a race car driver.
129) When you think that the clouds from the background of The
Haruka Tenoh Shrine (in the no frames and frames version) looks
like Haruka with her arm raised. (I see it! Do you? ^.^;;)
130) Instead of being angry when you have a sore throat, you are
happy because you sound more like Haruka =)
131) You wish that your mother gave birth to you on January 27th!
(Haruka's birthday)
132) You think that the JR train in Japan called Haruka (one of
its stops is Tennoji, in Osaka) is owned by Haruka herself and
you absolutely want to ride in it!
133) Girl think that you're handsome... and you're a girl
yourself!
134) when you read or write time like this: Ten-oh-four (10:04),
Ten-oh-five, etc..
135) You also know about the other anime characters called Haruka
like Haruka Mano (Devil Hunter Yohko) and Haruka Takachiho
(creator of Dirty Pair).
136) You think that Haruka's favorite song is "2 Become
1" (with Michiru :P) from the Spice Girls.
137) You think that she's also a fan of the 3 Teno(rs) (Luciano
Pavarotti, Placido Domingo, and Jose Carreras).
138) You think that Haruka plays Quake.
139) You are certain that Sailor Uranus' World Shaking registers
100 on the Richter Scale.
140) When you have all the Sailor Uranus\Haruka UFO Dolls and
keyrings that ever existed and you sleep with all of them each
and every night and you get pissed off when you forget just one
out of the God knows how many you've got (Maybe 50)!!
141) You flirt with a girl who looks like Usagi and your
girlfriend "Sailor Neptune" who has aqua hair slaps you
out of jealousy.
142) Someone makes fun of Sailor Uranus, you grab a plastic sword
and yell "Space Sword Blaster" and then hit them with
your plastic sword until they shout
AHHH,OUCH,OUUU,AHHHH,OKI,OUCH,GET THE,OUCH,POINT!!!!!
143) You consider Halloween a bust if you don't see anyone
dressed up like Sailor Uranus. Other than yourself.
144) You cried when Haruka died in episode 111, and had just set
about making her birthday a national holiday when you found out
she was brought back to life later in the same episode.
145) If you had been put in charge of the anime based on Naoko's
vision, it would have been called, "Magnificent Soldier
Sailor Uranus".
146) You know you love Sailor Uranus to much when a person shouts
out to you and your girlfriend, Sailor Neptune,
"QUEERS!" in public, that 10 minutes later they have 18
cuts, 56 bruises, 22 scabs, and 3 broken ribs from your plastic
sword and are soaked from your girlfriend Sailor Neptune's DEEP
SUBMERGE, which she dumped water all over him.
147) You are overjoyed when you realise that the first word in
your favorite song from a completely different anime series is
'haruka'.
148) You think that HTML means Haruka Tenoh, Michiru's Love.
149) You run around your basement shouting "World
Shaking!!" and pretending that you are fighting some
daimons. (W/ Michiru of course!)
150) A guy asks you out and you get sick to your stomach.
151) You or your girlfriend go on vacation the phone bills are
drastically high and you have ended up in the hospital from agony
of separation from Michiru.
152) You think you are Sailor Uranus so, you shoot yourself with
a gun thinking you have the space sword talisman in you, and
think you are going to be brought back to life.
153) You buy as many of your clothes as possible at the Swedish
fashion chain 'Hennes & Mauritz' so that you get more and
more of those shopping bags with the symbol 'H&M' on them,
which, of course, for you means something *completely*
different...
154) You're suddenly *grateful* that your parents forced you to
take piano lessons when you were a kid, and you'd never have
imagined you'd ever feel this way about it...
155) You see a guy that looks like Seiya on the street and beat
the crap out of him and accuse him for flirting with your
girlfriend, and he admits it because you whacked him 87 times
with your plastic sword and then threaten to use the REAL Space
Sword on him if he doesn't leave you or your girlfriend alone.
156) You can use a teacup or anything else as a weapon when your
plastic sword isn't at hand.
157) If you had a choice of any Pokemon to give to Michiru, it
would be Horsea or any other cute blue water Pokemon because you
think they remind you of her, but it wouldn't matter 'cause you
never forget her, anyways.
158) You beat the crap out of anyone who flirts with your
Michiru, especially that guy you absolutley hate who looks like
Seiya, flirting with her almost every minute of his spare time,
and the rest of his spare time, it's your spare time to beat the
living crap outta him. Then he learns his lesson about flirting
with your girl.
159) Whenever Michiru's not around, you feel the need to track
her down on your motorcycle. And when you do find her, you chew
her out then kiss her.
160) You get sick to the stomach when you realize your real birthday is July 30, the same as Seiya's.
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