GUIDO ANCHOVY
Every group needs a lady's man, and that's Guido's department. Guido could be described as charismatic, charming, linguistic, boastful and a serious Pizza Cat.
Guido is one of the 3 Pizza Cat fighters (Polly and Speedy being the others). Of all the Pizza Cats he's the most cocky of them, self appraising himself when ever possible and comparing his style to the likes of Charelton Heston. He is very good at knowing when to put in a shot Speedy and very cautious with his shots at Polly.
Guido is the lady's man of the two guys in the group, preferring to use a romantic style and charisma to get a date. He can also be very distracted by girls, which, depending on your point of view, could be a bad thing when it comes to being in the Pizza Cats. With Polly's short temper and the seriousness of some missions, the distraction may be too much. But Guido is always careful to keep his wits about him.
Dawning his weapon of choice, the Sun Spot Umbrella, Guido uses it to it's fullest advantage; hypnotism, baseball bat, and sometimes used like a mallot. Guido's unique weapon emphasizes his unique character among the Pizza Cats.
Guido can and does stay very serious sometimes. He takes both his jobs as a Pizza Cat and at the restaurant seriously. It is very much unlike him to botch up a delivery or bungle up a Pizza Cat mission.
Although Guido does have a serious side, he also has a very malicious side, one that seems intent on messing up Speedy. Always using his charm, style, respect or responsible attitude to stand Speedy up at any chance he seems to get. Guido manages to stay one up on Speedy. They are through it all, best friends, and Guido recognizes that and thus doesn't step too far over the boundary when he and Speedy challenge each others character.
Although not much personal information is given on Guido, I'll give these some estimate guesses (fact sheet filled out by Guido).
Full Name: Guido Anchovy
Age: Between 19 and 22 - like I'll tell you people exactly, cummon!
Hair Color: Chick out Speedy's response, I'll support that.
Eye Color: Red
Height: 3'4"
Shoe Size: 4,1/2
Occupation: Pizza Delivery Person, Samurai Pizza Cat
Hobbies: Girls...
Favorite Moment: You know, Prisoner Island was a rather momentous place (don't tell Vi)
Anything Else Readers Should Know?: I starred in "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" before I joined the Pizza Cats.