Hot Nuggets from CTE

From Chandu

• A heavy, stone -drunk Peeyush tottering around in the balcony, totally out of his senses...and Mishra grabbing him and throwing water on his head...Peeyush mumbling, "Arre daal diya re, daal diya...."!
• We all watching some Hindi movie in the TV room, and a scene is shown where the heroine invitingly wiggles her hips doing a bump-the -grind in all her wet glory....Mota spontaneously says : "Arre, yeh to Jha-type hila rahi hai be"!
• Mota and i intensely involved in an argument about Chiranjeevi's dances in Gentleman...i praise the dance and Mota condemns it...and does a wonderful imitation of the dance...God save the balcony !!
• Mishra during the early days, explaining the essence of his philosophy...and finally making a point that if he and a naked woman were locked in a room, he would not even touch her if he willed so...Peeyush lunges on him saying "to kya zameen pe letke usko namaskaar karega kya ??
• An offshoot of this is another Mishraic philosophy which is pretty complicated for the common man, which says that somehow "clothed" is sexier than "unclothed"...but for us CTE guys nothing is difficult . For the benefit of the layman, we can sum it up as : "kapda daalke chodne ka funda"...
• Another of those evenings, when all of us are back from classes, mentally tired..only Peeyush is yet to come...all of us are enjoying the sunset in silence when we hear the sound of lazy dragging feet..Peeyush arrives with a look of total abandon, singing "Bade laudon ki hai badi baat"....!

From Peeyush

• All of us sitting in Jha's room and chatting away, despo bhaat session... and then he tells us all our conversation was recorded. Fir we listen to the whole recording and find it so hilarious!! Esp, there was this part where someone was telling a joke and Chandu is screaming in one corner trying to tell the end, but no one is listening :).
• Mishra and I had a bet once that he cannot drink a whole bottle of coke directly in one go. Well, he did, and as a result, at the end his face was red and burping like hell. Following this, next time Mishra and I have a bet that he cannot drink Gin/Lime Duet directly from the bottle.. and he starts... after drinking quite a bit we stop him and he has a winning smile but not for long. Soon there after, Jha shouts in the wing "Mishra ko chadh gaya hai be" and Mishra is wriggling on his bed and giving gaali to Jha.
• We all have gone to Waldies and while coming back, someone complains that it is too difficult to ride the bike or carry it along. Someone makes and alternative suggestion "why dont you carry it over your head" and all of pick up our bikes and start walking with the bikes over our heads :).
• We come to insti from Waldies dead drunk. Near SN/Police station, I and mishra feel like peeing. So we go to the tree nearby to pee. I pee and return but see Mishra hasn't returned. Turning around I see him in the process of climbing up the tree from where he had to be pulled down.
• Copper comes and tells me one evenign that he saw Mota was peeing by the side of the road near Vegies, while Sharmishta was holding his bike... Mota totally denied it.
• We are coming from Waldies drunk (again) when someone has a brilliant idea of drinking Chai at veggies. We sit there and across from our table are Anita Kumar and Ala (Pallu). DO I need say more. For those who have forgotten, just then Mishra had won the TDS best actor award, beating Anita Kumar. We start commenting, Ala goes to drop her, comes back and tries to have a fight with us. Guess who is our first line of defense.. Menon!
• Mishra's never ending funda started in our first year when I asked him for water from his jug and he said no.. the reason: "mera kaleja jalta hai" ... this is what he said :)
• Nikhil tells us about this girl next door (some Bong maagi) who he has a crush on. I guess there is a big age difference and assume that she must be calling him bhaiya. So I shoot in darkness saying "lekin tere ko to wo bhaiya bulati hai" (I didnt know this) and he embarassingly says "wo to sirf Mummy papa ke saamne, akele me thode hi"... ka re nikhilwa...
• Another big one was when we found a Pondy story in Debonair where there are two characters called Peeyush and Nikhil. In the end of the story Nikhil faints when he sees Peeyush screwing his wife.. now that was a neverending source of entertainment.
• Mishra agrees that he has some feminine traits.....
• We are all playing cricket on the catwalk when some females enter the Hall.... all of us whistle at them, Nikhil the most. Then it turns out those were Nikhil's aunties who had come to meet him.
• We are all going to Nayak's brother's marriage, singing songs all the way on the train. In the end, one guy gives us a rose saying it was a great performance. Also remember, Mota and co were playing vateez with us and thought of Jaya bhaduri and had us going by saying it was a bong actress.
• We are all coming back from Cuttack when we get into the bogie and wake up people to sit up so that we can also sit. There is one person refusing to get up, we all go there to sort out the situation when Mishra agrees that he will "adjust" and sit...
• Mishra claims he is single seeded (he meant tennis).
• Chandu and I go to "made for each other" contest.. we have lot of questions to answer. I cannot guess Chandu's favorite actress. Chandu is later bewildered how could I forget puja Bhatt.
• Chandu, Menon and I go to dumb-c's and I am supposed to make them guess Little Red riding hood. Little has L and T and L... L is supposed to Lund, T = tatte and L = Lund again... I have a tough time distinguishing between holding my balls and holding my dick, and chandu and co are guessing lilli, titti etc..
• I go to Madras for summer training, and Chandu comes to meet me.. I am not there so he leaves a message on my door with his phone number. I call him. The first thing he asks me is "mera phone number mila"... waah re atku, patti pair me kaise aa gayi.
• The first time I got drunk.. was with Mishra, Copper and Jha. We get a bottle of rum and put water in it and try drinking. After two pegs, we go down to the catwalk and Copper is giving funda as an eledrly "ab chadega beta.. thoda der me". We go back, drink some more to Kishore Kumar's "tu pee aur jee" song, and then split to our rooms. After sometime Mishra knocks on my door telling me that Copper is drunk. We go to copper's room and he is drunk and telling us things like "main ek number ka haraami hun be, main jyada pee liya taki tu log kam pee sake". We are wondering what to do. Jha says he will sit there next to Copper and take care of him for sometime. I and Mishra think it is ok, and assume Jha is sober till we hear him remark "abe copper, chup chap so na.. David Boon ke tarah kyon kar raha hai" :)...