Loner Attack: When you get heart attacks from being away from a computer too long.

Brain Spasms: Happens when you aren't within a 1km radius of any technological device.

Unstoppable Tears: Occurs when your computer has a virus.

Hot Flush: Arises when you are jealous that another hacker is better than you.

Cold Flux: Takes place when a non-hacker poses a threat on your hacking species.

Tingles of Pleasure: Only happens when you get intimate with your computer when it starts to log on to the network.

Warm and Fuzzy Feeling: When you are with a gaggle of nerds that start tossing over the size of a computer's hard drive.