My Fanfic - Dude Looks Like A Lady

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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Xander Or Oz-wolf.. or any of the Buffy characters. I also do not own 'Dude Looks Like A Lady'... its Aerosmiths song woohoo!
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yes! Finally a 1/1 fic! I actually wrote this before but damn Netscape erased it!!!

For Victoria, we laughed about this forever.

Xander stood in the doorway of Giles office, in his socks and briefs. Sunglasses over his eyes and a stapler in hand, ready for the big moment to start. And then the small Portable CD player he had brought for his long wolf-sit clicked and his song came on.

~*~
Cruised into a bar on the shore
His picture graced a grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby, maybe you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right
~*~

Xander slid out onto the floor of the main library screeching out the lyrics like a mad man, Ozwolf looked at him murderously and Xander ignored him thrashing his head and yelling the lyrics.

~*~
Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
And tried to blow me away
~*~

Xander jumped onto the table throwing a few pelvic thrusts into the air and screaming at the top of his lungs the chorus. A low grumble came from Oz and he backed into the corner of his cage burying his ears under his heavy paws.

~*~
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus
Lord, imagine my surprise
~*~

Xander leaped, he was a man! He was a dancing man, singing Aerosmith. A band of men. It was a man band and he was partying!! Sliding across the library floor on his knees and thrashing his arms about in a air guitar.

~*~
(Baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, do me
What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
~*~

Xander opened his eyes slowly as the CD was slammed to a halt he blinked and looked up at a very pissed of Librarian and Willow who was blushing furiously at his undress. Xander had the grace to look slightly embarrassed.

"What? No applause?"

~*~End~*~