I glanced over at Karen nervously as there was another muffled "Help!" yelled from the�trunk. Karen glanced into the rearview mirror worriedly but didn't get off the freeway out�of Sunnydale. "Karen.. maybe we should.." "No." she said back easily and I shut up. I�couldn't believe we had done it, after all that time of talking after all those emails sent�with sappy stories we had finally Oznapped Oz.

"Where are we going?" I ask reaching down to make sure my bag still holds the two jars of icky sticky peanut butter and the bag of feathers. We were planning to have fun with our captive. "The old cookie factory in Marin. They said i could use it." Karen said and grinned passing a car that was already over the speed limit. "oh, the factory owners said you could use it?" I ask interested. "No... The cookies did silly. Animal cookies." Karen said and bobbed her head and turned off the freeway into the parking lot of the huge 'animal cookie' factory.

She hopped out of the car and gave me a big smile and stuck her head back in. "Remember, we are.. SEXY BITCHES." Karen said and then went around to the back of the car to carefully help Oz out of the trunk. I could hear muffled talking but didn't get out of the car and just said contemplating what we were doing. We had to kidnap Oz. He had left us for so long, we were Oz deprived. He's like a drug that we have to have or we'll go insane.

Karen had explained this to me and it seems that I'm one of the only ones to understand. I am the only other SEXY BITCH out there. Sure, there were bitches. There were sexy. *We* were the only sexy bitches. Anyway, she explained her love for the Sunnydale men carefully. She loved Xander and Spike but was *in Love* With Oz. Which is two totally different things if you think about it. In other words.. by categorizing the Buffy characters. Karen was insane. I was happy to go along for the ride, since I had been insane for a few years prior.

I got out of the car and lugged my bag behind me smiling at the gagged and hog�tied Oz. That had been Karen's work, as soon as we got into Sunnydale and spotted Oz�she'd been gone with the ropes and had him tied up in three seconds flat.. of course after�the two seconds of kissing him, ha and she says she doesn't know French. I went to help�her winding my other arm through Oz's and then we skipped into the cookie factory.�Happy and content. We would return Oz to his Willow eventually.. when we got bored.�Then maybe we'd go work on the one's that Karen just loved.

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