The Wonderful Wizard, Oz
AUTHOR: Emilie
RATING:
PG-14?

 
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DISCLAIMER:
I stole the plot from Wizard of Oz. Bad me. None of the Buffy characters are mine either, I borrowed them. 
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DEDICATION: the Midgets are for Troph. The fic itself is for Karen and OzMia. 

The wicked Bitch of the East Veruca stepped onto the platform and barked for all the Midgets to get into place below her. "Now I will read the rules that you ALL have to follow or I will eat you all!" She growled at them flipping her ugly blond hair out of the way.

"Rule one. You must listen to me sing whenever we are playing! NO Grumbling!"

All the midgets groaned inwardly but didn't dare say anything to the evil bitch. "Rule number two! On the full moon you have to stop trying to lock me up it just ends in me eating you all. And who would i get to order around if you were all dead?" She said and rolled the overly large paper up and continued reading.

"Rule 7078..." The midgets were attempting not to fall over. It had been four hours. Damn Veruca and all her rules. They heard a whistling sound but Veruca didn't seem to hear it and continued reading. Suddenly a great house came out of the sky and SQUISH landed on Veruca's head. The door opened slowly and a petite red head stepped out with her little puppy. "I don't think were in Sunnydale anymore Sunshine." She said and the pup growled in agreement.

Suddenly a huge blue bubble appeared over the horizon and came up to her, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" the blond girl who looked just like Buffy asked stepping out of the bubble in her huge sky blue gown. Willow blinked.  "Im a good witch.." Willow said automatically. "Well then where's your broomstick?" The girl who looked like Buffy asked placing her hands on her dress where her hips would be if there wasn't yards of fabric there.

"I um, Guess I forgot it at home." Willow said and heard a nervous giggle come from behind her. "The midgets want to thank you for saving them from the Wicked bitch of the east, Veruca. She's been controlling them ever since she came here. Oh and I'm Belinda." The girl said sweetly and waved her large wand. Willow was suddenly felt a little bit taller and looked down she gasped. "those are the sapphire slippers." Belinda explained. "They were Veruca's but since she's dead you get them they're magic. Watch out though I bet the wicked bitch of the west Spordelia will be after you." Willow stared down at the beautiful shoes and then looked up.

All the midgets were running around dancing and singing "Ding dong the bitch is dead the bitch is dead." Willow smiled she felt better now that her house had fallen on the evil bitch. "Well I gotta go." Belinda said and smiled warmly at Willow "have fun and follow the emerald brick road and you'll get to go meet the wonderful Wizard, Oz. He's great loves redheads. Veruca had him under her spell for a while that's about the only way she could get a man.. he'd love if you came and rescued him from all her French Pantsed monkeys." Belinda said and waved at Willow as her bubble grew around her again and she disappeared in the horizon.

Willow glanced around and saw the green bricked road. She hopped on it and all the midgets started singing another high toned song as she skipped her way out of midget land. "I'm off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard that is Oz." she sang to herself and Sunshine trotted behind her happily. He liked this world.

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