APu
Bitchice.wav- "We're putting that bitch on ice"

Breakup.wav- "OH! She wont hold! She's breaking up!"

Bribe.wav- Marge- "I don't take bribes" Apu- "Yes, of course you don't. I will just leave this money on the table, with my unseeing back to the money, on the table"

Comagain.wav- "Please come again"

Convstre.wav- Fake Krusty- "Hand over all your money in a paper bag" Apu- "Yes, Yes, I know the Precedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store ya know"

Cwbunga.wav- "Cowabunga"

Gents.wav- "Hello gents, what will it be?"

Getout.wav- "Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again"

Hrttwink.wav- "Silly customer! You can not hurt a Twinkie"

Apunas.wav- "I am Apu Nas(SOMETHINGREALLYLONGICANTSPELL)"

Jerky.wav- "Hands off my jerky, turkey"

Newcop.wav- "You're the new cop on the beat? Okay, I know the drill... What will it be? 100? 200?"

Nylon.wav- "Ooo! They used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous"

Peanutgd.wav- "Please do not offer my God a peanut"

Putdown.wav- "Put it down or I'll blow your heads off"

Shotat.wav- "I wont lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at"

Spkenglh.wav- OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SIMPSONS SOUND.... EVER!!!!!

Thnkhell.wav- "Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell"

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