3Claps.wav- Lisa- "Dad, why are you singing?" Homer'sHead- "Tell A Lie Tell A Lie" Homer- "Because I got a small role in a broadway musical. Not much, but it's a start" Homer'sHead- "Bra-vo... *clap* *clap* *Clap*"
32dohs.wav- Homer does it 32 ways
5death.wav- Homer & the Doc discuss the 5 stages of death, VERY funny scream.wav- Homer squeals like a pig Beerques.wav- "Will there be beer?" ahllo.wav- "*scream*-llo" anykey.wav- "To start: Press any key... Where's the 'any' key?" bahengsh.wav- "Bah, who needs English? I'm never going to England" BEartax.wav- Homer-"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax" Lisa- "That's the home owners tax" Homer- "Well, Anyway, I'm still outraged" Beerpain.wav- "No! No! Beer bring pain" Bees.wav- Burns- "I suggest you leave immediatly" Homer- "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shot bees at you?" Beinggay.wav- Homer- "I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders is my friend" Lenny-"What'd he say?" Carl-"I don't know, something about being gay" Betsweet.wav- "You bet your sweet... ass!" Blahblah.wav- Homer- "I'm Mr.burns, blah blah blah, do this, do that, blah blah blah, I think I'm so big, blah blah blaahh" Burns- "Destroy him" Bologna.wav- H-o-m-e-r's bologna Bowels.wav- Homer gets poisoned. FUNNY!!! Brain.wav- "Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just get through this and then I can get back to killing you with beer" Canttalk.wav- Marge- "Honey! I'm so glad you're home!" Homer- "Can't talk see Flanders Later sex" Cantthnk.wav- "Will you shut that off I can't hear myself think... That's better. ***I want some peanuts***" Crvybutt.wav- "Kiss my curvey butt goo-oodbye" Dedburns.wav- Homers' gonna kill Burns Destroy.wav- "*RRRROOOOAAARRRR* Must destroy mankind- oooo Lunch time" Doh.wav- ummmm.....duh. Doheth.wav- "DOH!-eth!" Donuts.wav- "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" Dsprtber.wav- "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers" Ebert.wav- "Oh know, I'm sweating like Roger ebert" Evlhomer.wav- Evil homer Flntstns.Zip- Homer meets the Flintstones This file is zipped because of it's large size. Zipped- 534KB Unzipped- 4.12MB Frbddndt.wav- "mmmmmm...... forbidden donut" Freewily.wav- "Jump Free Willy, Jump! Jump with all your might" Funky.wav- "I used to rock all night and party every day, then it was every other day, now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky" Godboy.wav- "HAHAHAHAHA, God boy couldn't get a strike, HAHAHAHA" Gonow.wav- "Can I go now?" Gotohell.wav- "Go to hell!" Hehe.wav- hee hee Hppylnd.wav- Homer is being sarcastic. Silly goose. Hrybutt.wav- "Kiss my hairy yellow butt" Iamgay.wav- "Three simple words: I Am Gay" Jambaroo.wav- "It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here" Jip.wav- "aw, What a jip" Killboss.wav- "Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?" Lastpnut.wav- "Ahhh... the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of it's departed brothers" Loaded.wav- "Marge, I'm going to moe's, send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded" Mailhere.wav- Homer REALLY likes the mail Melsebrn.wav- "Me lose brain? Uh-oh" THE FUNNIEST HOMER QUOTE!!! Nachoman.wav- "Na-cho, Nachoman. I want to be a nachoman" Nevertry.wav- "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try" Orgnzcrm.wav- "mmmmm...... Organized crime" Passass.wav- "marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, It also gives me the right- no the duty to make a complete ass of myself" Shtupbrn.wav- "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip" Smething.wav- "mmmmm..... Something" Spcalien.wav- "Oh my god, space aliens! Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them." Stpidhed.wav- Dean- "Hello" Homer- "Hello Dean... You're a stupid head" Dean- "Homer? Is that you?" Strike.wav- "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way" Swtcrap.wav- "Sweat merciful crap!" Theater.wav- "I love legitiment the-ater" Thermo.wav- "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" Woman.wav- Homer & Marge reverse roles Woohoo.wav- woo hoo Beer2bed.wav- Marge- "Alright, alright now. You're overstimulated, Let's get some beer in you and then it's staight to bed" Homer- "Woo Hoo! Beerbeerbeer bedbedbed!" Beerques.wav- "Will there be beer?" Curse.wav- Wierd Guy- "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse" Homer- "Ooo, that's bad" Wierd Guy- "But it comes with a free frogurt!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The frogurt is also cursed" Homer- "That's bad" Wierd Guy- "But you get your choice of toppings!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The toppings contain potassium benzoate... That's bad" Homer- "Can I go now?" 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scream.wav- Homer squeals like a pig
Beerques.wav- "Will there be beer?"
ahllo.wav- "*scream*-llo"
anykey.wav- "To start: Press any key... Where's the 'any' key?"
bahengsh.wav- "Bah, who needs English? I'm never going to England"
BEartax.wav- Homer-"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax" Lisa- "That's the home owners tax" Homer- "Well, Anyway, I'm still outraged"
Beerpain.wav- "No! No! Beer bring pain"
Bees.wav- Burns- "I suggest you leave immediatly" Homer- "Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shot bees at you?"
Beinggay.wav- Homer- "I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders is my friend" Lenny-"What'd he say?" Carl-"I don't know, something about being gay"
Betsweet.wav- "You bet your sweet... ass!"
Blahblah.wav- Homer- "I'm Mr.burns, blah blah blah, do this, do that, blah blah blah, I think I'm so big, blah blah blaahh" Burns- "Destroy him"
Bologna.wav- H-o-m-e-r's bologna
Bowels.wav- Homer gets poisoned. FUNNY!!!
Brain.wav- "Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just get through this and then I can get back to killing you with beer"
Canttalk.wav- Marge- "Honey! I'm so glad you're home!" Homer- "Can't talk see Flanders Later sex"
Cantthnk.wav- "Will you shut that off I can't hear myself think... That's better. ***I want some peanuts***"
Crvybutt.wav- "Kiss my curvey butt goo-oodbye"
Dedburns.wav- Homers' gonna kill Burns
Destroy.wav- "*RRRROOOOAAARRRR* Must destroy mankind- oooo Lunch time"
Doh.wav- ummmm.....duh.
Doheth.wav- "DOH!-eth!"
Donuts.wav- "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Dsprtber.wav- "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers"
Ebert.wav- "Oh know, I'm sweating like Roger ebert"
Evlhomer.wav- Evil homer
Flntstns.Zip- Homer meets the Flintstones This file is zipped because of it's large size. Zipped- 534KB Unzipped- 4.12MB
Frbddndt.wav- "mmmmmm...... forbidden donut"
Freewily.wav- "Jump Free Willy, Jump! Jump with all your might"
Funky.wav- "I used to rock all night and party every day, then it was every other day, now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky"
Godboy.wav- "HAHAHAHAHA, God boy couldn't get a strike, HAHAHAHA"
Gonow.wav- "Can I go now?"
Gotohell.wav- "Go to hell!"
Hehe.wav- hee hee
Hppylnd.wav- Homer is being sarcastic. Silly goose.
Hrybutt.wav- "Kiss my hairy yellow butt"
Iamgay.wav- "Three simple words: I Am Gay"
Jambaroo.wav- "It's like a freakin' country bear jambaroo around here"
Jip.wav- "aw, What a jip"
Killboss.wav- "Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American dream?"
Lastpnut.wav- "Ahhh... the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of it's departed brothers"
Loaded.wav- "Marge, I'm going to moe's, send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded"
Mailhere.wav- Homer REALLY likes the mail
Melsebrn.wav- "Me lose brain? Uh-oh" THE FUNNIEST HOMER QUOTE!!!
Nachoman.wav- "Na-cho, Nachoman. I want to be a nachoman"
Nevertry.wav- "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try"
Orgnzcrm.wav- "mmmmm...... Organized crime"
Passass.wav- "marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, It also gives me the right- no the duty to make a complete ass of myself"
Shtupbrn.wav- "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip"
Smething.wav- "mmmmm..... Something"
Spcalien.wav- "Oh my god, space aliens! Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them."
Stpidhed.wav- Dean- "Hello" Homer- "Hello Dean... You're a stupid head" Dean- "Homer? Is that you?"
Strike.wav- "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way"
Swtcrap.wav- "Sweat merciful crap!"
Theater.wav- "I love legitiment the-ater"
Thermo.wav- "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Woman.wav- Homer & Marge reverse roles
Woohoo.wav- woo hoo
Beer2bed.wav- Marge- "Alright, alright now. You're overstimulated, Let's get some beer in you and then it's staight to bed" Homer- "Woo Hoo! Beerbeerbeer bedbedbed!"
Curse.wav- Wierd Guy- "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse" Homer- "Ooo, that's bad" Wierd Guy- "But it comes with a free frogurt!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The frogurt is also cursed" Homer- "That's bad" Wierd Guy- "But you get your choice of toppings!" Homer- "That's good" Wierd Guy- "The toppings contain potassium benzoate... That's bad" Homer- "Can I go now?"
