Gargoyle Sound Bytes

From "Cloud Fathers"

CLICHED.WAV-- 132 KB

Xanatos: "It's my first real stab at cliched villainy. How am I doing?"

IRRITATN.WAV-- 174 KB

Xanatos: "Goliath! I must say these last-minute upsets you keep handing me are becoming... irritating."

LOVELY.WAV -- 78 KB

Xanatos: "What in the-?!"
Angela: "I'm the lovely one, remember?"

PROGRAM.WAV-- 56 KB

Xanatos: "It's so hard to program good help these days."

TRADEMRK.WAV-- 127 KB

Xanatos: "Ironic, isn't it? One Coyote catching another?"
Kachina Coyote: "I should sue you for trademark infringement."

VENGENC.WAV-- 111 KB

Coyote 4.0: "I should warn you- I'm programmed for vengeance!"
Kachina Coyote: "Ha! Prove it!"

From "Double Jeopardy"

BADNEWS.WAV-- 138KB

Broadway: "This is bad news, isn't it?"
Lexington: "You can say that again."
Broadway: "This is bad news."

HAIR.WAV-- 113KB

Lexington: "Oh, you should've heard his laugh! Make my hair stand on end... if I had any."

WOULDNT.WAV-- 251KB

Mercenary: "Don't sweat it, Doctor Sevarius. For the right price, we could lift the Venus de Milo out of the Louvre. But it would be easier at night..."
Sevarius: "No, it wouldn't! Trust me on that."

BLOCKS.WAV-- 352KB

Xanatos: "Well, what do you know? The kid turned out to be a real chip off the old block!"
Thailog: "Indeed he did..."
(Xanatos gets zapped)
Thailog: "All the old blocks."
SEVARIUS.WAV-- 543KB

Sevarius: "I don't understand, sir! What did I do wrong?"
Xanatos: "Kidnapping? Extortion? Betrayal? Where would you like me to start?"
Sevarius: (whispered) "Oh, I get it. We're being watched, is that it? Very well. Yes! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my greatest creation! My ultimate achievement! I only took back what was mine... (whispered) There, how was that?"

TWIST.WAV-- 145KB

Sevarius: "Typical! You do, and do, and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you!"

VENGEFUL.WAV-- 222KB

Xanatos: "You know, Anton, I'm not by nature a vengeful man..."
(Grabs Sevarius and slams him against a wall)
Xanatos: "...but your behavior has forced me to make an exception."

SPENDIT.WAV-- 253KB

Thailog: "I've got plans of my own... and twenty million dollars to see them through." (laughs)
Sevarius: "So, how are you going to spend it? Stroll into a bank and open a checking account?"

TEMPER.WAV-- 119KB

Goliath: (roars)
Thailog: "Now I know where I got the temper..."

From "Mark of the Panther"

BYEBYE.WAV-- 100KB

Poacher: "Say bye-bye..."
Goliath: "Bye-bye." (punch)

NOMAAM.WAV-- 167KB

Bronx: (growls)
Elisa: "Easy. You don't want to anger my friends, do you?"
Poacher: "No ma'am. Not at all."

OFCOURSE.WAV-- 130KB

Diane Maza: "I don't need looking after."
Goliath: "Of course not..."

SPIDRMAN.WAV-- 205KB

Anansi: "Fara, hunting alone has made Anansi this fat, imagine what seven hunters might do..."
Elisa: "Dream on, Spider-Man!"

From "Upgrade"

ACCESSORY.WAV-- 149KB

Wolf: "Finish him, Jackal! If this old one's awake, then so is Goliath!"
Jackal: "But I haven't shown him all my accessories!"

CYBRJAKL.WAV-- 99KB

Jackal: "What's the matter? Never seen a cybernetic Jackal before?"

RNDNRND.WAV-- 131KB

Jackal: "Round and round Jackal goes, where he stops.. only he knows."
(Bronx growling in the background)

SICKER.WAV-- 232KB

Jackal: "You're not siding with this.. glorified toaster oven?"
Hyena: "I find him *very* attractive."
Jackal: "Well, that's sicker than usual."