| "Poem by Beavis" |
| "Are you threatening me" |
| "Beavis, we may have found your dad" |
| "Ahh, it's a teddy bear" |
| "Bungholio, Bunholio" |
| "Huh, huh, huh" |
| "Hey, would you like to see my bunghole?" |
| "I think he's dead" |
| "I'll get a tatoo of a but, that has a butt..." |
| "Lets burn something" |
| "It's cool to like try to think of stuff" |
| "Huh, what a dork" |
| "Kill people" |
| "Kick him in the nads Beavis" |
| "We're heros" |
| "Ahh, he's trying to touch my weiner!" |
| "That sucks" |
| "hey butt_head, I feel a seizer coming on" |
| "Ass munch" |
| "Warp speed Mr. Soulu" |
| "You dumb ass" |
| "Theme Song" |
| "Cool" |
| "Are you sure your licking right" |
| "Hey, how's it going?" |
| "I'll get a tatoo of a but on my butt" |
| "Don't try to rip us off, butt wipe!" |
| "So girls have a crotch, huh, I'll be damn" |
| "Ten-six-niner, ten-six-niner, we got whores on the city" |
| "My bunghole, it speaks loud!" |
| "Diahrea, cha cha cha, Diahrea, cha cha cha" |
| Huh, I have to go to the bathroom, ok" |
| "Taking a crap" |
| "Pick-a-boo" |
| "Ahh, my liver..." |
| "Bong" |
| "Yes, Yes, fire, fire, fire, Now that was really cool" |
| "That was cool" |
| "Get the hell out of my class, and go ..." |
| "Cut it out butt hole" |
| "Ahhh" |
| "Seven year bitch" |
| "Helo umm, Hello, Butt-Head, Butt-Head..." |
| "Testies, Testies, Beavis is in the house" |
| "Yes, uh" |
| "Choke your own chicken dude, what's wrong with you" |
| "Huh, hug" |
| "Damn it, damn it, some of a bitch" |
| "Do I get to keep it?" |
| "He hit us and stuff" |
| "Do me baby" |
| "Do you know the answer?" |
| "Butt_Head, Butt_Head, come here quick, bare ass" |
| "Don't bogart it dude" |
| "I've got to drain my lizard" |
| "Come on wuss" |
| "Beavis, you wuss!" |
| "You probably score, and your a dork" |
| "Yelling is cool, Yeh..." |
| "You just made a fatal mistake Mr. Candy_Ass!" |
| "Hey Beavis, pull my leaver" |
| "I've got a crisis, huh, in my pants |
| "I do the ass-kicking around here!" |
| "Son-of-a-bitch" |
| "Were there dude" |
| "I am Cornholio, my bunghole will speak now!" |
| "Don, Don, Don" |
| "Come out with your pants down!" |
| "Holly crap" |
| "Oh, your going down soldier boy" |
| "Fight" |
| "He's a pocket fisherman" |
| "Can you spank a sea monkey?" |
| "This kicks ass!" |
| "Damn it Beavis, put that away. " |
| "90210" |
| "Oh baby, come to Butt-Head" |
| "Beavis is a do-it-yourselfer" |
| "Who is this fart-knocker anyway?" |
| "The family jewels are secure" |
| "Turn it!" |
| "That was not cool" |
| "If you don't shut up..." |
| "Crapachino, crapanchino, ya" |
