First transmitted: January 18, 1993 BBC1, UK

Forty-two years ago Mr. Slocombe left Mrs. Slocombe. Now he returns up at Millstone Manor, and Mrs. Slocombe is trying to escape him. She is forced to pretend to be Mr. Moulterd's wife. But Mr. Slocombe tries to buy the manor, so they all act like the people who used to live there.