Bert is Evil!!!
Did you ever wonder why the worshippers of Dahak wore those funny pointed hats? Well, the truth is out there, and it's not pretty. You see, the evil of Bert exposed by fractalcow.com is more ancient and widespread than anyone thought. That lovable anal-retentive yellow muppet is really the demon Dahak, and we have the photos to prove it.
In my obsessive nitpicking, I was looking at some digital captures on the web when I saw a faint image in the chandra in Bitter Suite. This is the original:
I downloaded the file and clarified the center of the chandra...
and there he was!!!
The evil Bert is responsible not only for getting Elmo hooked on smack (the original name of that abominable toy was "Shoot-Me-Up Elmo") and the death of Mr. Hooper, he is also responsible for all the terrible things that happen in seasons 3 and 4!