Who We Are
Schizo: Schizo was born a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Leather. Mention the leather. That "schizo" is schizophrenic is no coincindence. She has to live with Zylch and considers herself the "Argo" of the pair. Yep, most of the time she's slapped on the ass and told to go chew on some grass. Until Gabby sprains her ankle again. In the immortal words of Aphrodite: "Bummer". (hee hee... immortal... Aphrodite... hee hee... knee slap!)

Evilyn: [high noon, some little town in the Midwest]
EVILyn appeared out of nowhere…her spurs chinked as she came down the dusty, tumbleweed-filled street to confront the villain… "Draw," she said menacingly.  Wait, no, that was Clint Eastwood.  Never mind.  EVILyn actually had no interest whatsoever in Xena until Zylch introduced her to the joys of watching mediocre acting, impossible physics, and even worse special effects (actually, she is a die-hard Jane Austen fan! Go visit her page on the subject).  Hey, you know what would make Xena better?  Put Colin Firth on the show in leather! (mention the leather)  The show would be infinitely improved.

Postal: Postal is currently too busy to write a bio. Party pooper!

Zylch: Zylch is the original X:WP addict on this floor. She went home for Christmas and got so incredibly sick that one night she couldn't even manage to use the remote control to change channels and watch Jeopardy! As it happened, there was some bizarre thing on Hercules that she didn't really notice, and then suddenly there was Xena, or more specifically Gabrielle and Joxer. Coming into the middle of Season 3 was really confusing, especially since USA didn't show The Debt or Maternal Instincts/Bitter Suite, but with the help of some friends and a little research, she got it pretty much figured out. And now she has nothing better to do with her time than waste it in the theatre and building this website :-)


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