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Ted is tapping with one finger on the keyboard of their new PC TED:"Look, Dougal! There's a WebRing here dedicated to me, with my name and my picture on it!" DOUGAL: "Oh wow!" Ted looks at Dougal sceptically TED: "Do you actually know what a WebRing is, Dougal?" DOUGAL: "Ah, no, Ted." Ted gathers his thoughts TED: "Well, you see, it's when a whole bunch of people are fans of someone. Someone they really love and respect. You know, someone really inspiring... someone who is really important in their lives... and they each create a website that is a kind of an on-line tribute to that person. Then they link their websites together in a sort of a loop, so that all the Internet surfers can visit all the other sites too. DOUGAL: "Ah, right." Ted looks a little surprised, but pleased he has explained it all so well TED: "You understand what I mean, Dougal?" DOUGAL: "Yes, Ted." TED: "You really do?" DOUGAL: "No, Ted." Ted sighs and looks around for inspiration TED: "Well, you know how when Father Jack goes on a pub crawl and he ends up back where he started from?" DOUGAL: "Ah, yes, Ted. He goes all the way around the island, getting thrown out of every pub. Then sometimes he goes around again." TED: "Yes, Dougal. Well, it's kind of like that. Only of course the 'surfers' don't get into quite so many fights on their way around." DOUGAL: "Ahhhh, yes. Why's that then, Ted?" Ted forces a smile* but is saved by the rattle of tea cups. Mrs. Doyle enters with a tray full of tea and sandwiches MRS. DOYLE: "Hello, Fathers!" TED: "Ah, hello there, Mrs. Doyle. I was just showing Father Dougal something interesting on the old Internet." Mrs.Doyle grimaces MRS. DOYLE: "Oh, I wouldn't be interested in that Internet, Father. I hear it's full of filth. Disgusting, lewd pictures of all sorts of terrible, terrible debaucheries." TED: "Well, no* actually there are thousands of fascinating sites to visit and there are very few 'racey' websites." MRS. DOYLE: "No, no, I heard you couldn't move for sex on the Internet. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. All kinds of sex, all kinds of positions, all kinds of perversions." TED: "Yes, ok, Mrs.Doyle. Thank you. Didn't you say you were going to replace the guttering on the roof today?" MRS. DOYLE: "Oh, right so. " Mrs.Doyle returns to the kitchen, still carrying her full tray of tea and sandwiches JACK: "In-Ter-Net!!! TED: "Yes, Jack., 'Internet'. JACK: "Girls!!!" TED: "Yes, yes, thank you, Jack." TO BE CONTINUED>>> Ted's Poster Sale - All proceeds to the orphans* To purchase any of the products below click on the image. All transactions are safe and secure with satisfaction guaranteed. This store is brought to you in association with AllPosters.com - The World's Largest Poster and Print Store. The Meeting on the Turret Stairs, 1864 Buy this Art Print U2 - Album Covers Buy this Giant Poster Ireland, Kylemore Abbey Buy this Poster Doors of Dublin Buy this Art Print U2 Buy this Photo Irish Castles Buy this Art Print Irish Landscape III Buy this Art Print Dublin (Multi-image) Buy this Art Print Irish Pubs Buy this Art Print Irish Landscape IV Buy this Art Print Gaeilge Beo Buy this Art Print People and Landscapes Of Ireland Buy this Art Print Irish Landscape II Buy this Art Print Irish Whiskey Labels Buy this Art Print Irish Landscape I Buy this Art Print Irish Blessing Buy this Art Print Tipperary Melody Buy this Art Print Tipperary Killing No Murder Buy this Art Print Tipperary Glory Buy this Art Print Tipperary Boys Buy this Art Print County Westmeath Ireland Buy this Art Print Irish Blessing Buy this Art Print Bono Buy this Photo Bono Buy this Photo Check out our categories! Fine Art Movies Music Photography Animals Astronomy / Astrology College Gallery Comics / Cartoons / Anime Floral Humor Motivational / Inspirational People Sci-Fi / Fantasy Sports Television Vintage Images Hey Webmasters! - Make $$$ The AllPosters.com Affiliates Program is a great way to make money with your website. Link to AllPosters.com and earn commission on every purchase made by your site visitors. Click Here.

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