Todd's Rockin' South Park Sounds:Episode 113: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"




Naive American, Stan...
How is your Beefyroast, snookums?
...but the next morning, I was preganant with you, my blueberry muffin.
...No kitty, this is my corned beef and cabbage!
Who put their who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?
It was the most beautiful, charming piece of ass I'd ever seen in South Park.
Check it out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad.
I'm a black African American!
Eric is obviously suffering from some kind of emotional distress, ok?
Goddammit, do I have a dad?!?
People don't get pregnant from tongue-kissing children.
I don't have $3,000.
Mr. Hat, you have to admit that you have a drinking problem.
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!
Oh, fine...
Boy, what the fudge are you doing?!?
Garrison? What the hell are you doing?
Wow, I always knew Cartman's mom was a slut, but god damn!
I would sure like to get a hold of your cookies Ms. Cartman...
You don't count, Halfy, you don't have any legs.
Hi, we were wondering why fatass, I mean Cartman, hasn't been showing up for school.
Garrison? That's impossible, he is gay.
I'm your son, Eric. My mom said you put your who-who-dilly in her cha-cha...
Like I'm some hippie indian...
Who here hasn't had sex with Mrs. Cartman?
Stan's mom telling about Kenny's death...
The white man has marred my people long enough...
Now, can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?
When Kenny dies...
I'm am a naive American.
Oh, well there's a newsflash. Mmmkay.
Oh... nothing, its just... nothing.
Goddammit, do I have a dad? (different from one above)
That isn't a very romantic story MOM!
Come on, were running late! We're not getting on you fat, ugly bitch! What did you say!?! I said, we're not getting on you fat, ugly bitch! Oh, okay.
I am going to fucking kill you guys, seriously
I am so pissed off right now!
Cartman just acting like his homeboy self...
Would you like some tea Polly Prissy Pants?
You are the coolest guy in the world, this is some good tea.
Oh thank you, Eric, you are a perfect gentlemen. And you are smart and cool.
I think you are a big fat piece of crap. HEY!
I think you are one of the coolest people in the world, and you are not fat at all!
Thank you Polly Prissy Pants, you are my best friend.
Wow, you guys are the best! Thanks you guys!
DAMN WOMAN!
Oh my god, they videotaped killing Kenny, you bastard!
Wait... wait! Who is that?
Your mom is a slut... HEY!
YO POPS!