Jack Davenport: 15%

Once again Jack plays a policeman in a so-bad-it's-good film. Everyone has a gun, even a newspaper seller and Arthur from Eastenders, apart from Jack who has a very small torch to protect him against the mummy. You can probably guess his fate!

The special effects are really bad, giving the impression that people are being killed by huge swathes of masking tape. Louise Lombard's flat is fantastic though and I was particularly impressed by hieroglyphics being used as shorthand. It's all a bit preposterous and silly really, but it is pretty (unintentionally) hysterical and OK if you've had a few beers.

Bonuses: Honor Blackman appears!