Cary Elwes: 10%

What do you get when you're a scientist, chase tornadoes and drive a black van sponsored by corporate America? Answer: The disdain of "goody" stormchasers and relegation to the role of villain. Don't watch this movie for Cary's cardboard cut-out bad guy. However do watch it for the flying cows and the tantalising number of near-death situations the annoying cast get themselves into.