Tulip:So what will you do when you get the almighty by the balls?
Reverend Jesse Custer: Squeeze.
Herr Starr: Mr. Pouissin, are you aware that these two are part of a conspiracy within the Grail itself? A plan to destroy what it has protected two thousand years?
(blows Pouissin's brains out) My plan, as a matter of fact.
Starr: I want to know what kind of operation you two are running, if your idea of secrery is to have allfather d'Aronique's right-hand man meet me at a major international airport.
I want to know why- if this individual only became important to us last year- I found this in the files at Le Saint-Marie. (pic of Jesse, 1978)
And I also want to know where I can find a very experienced whore.
Featherstone: I imagine you're feeling pretty damn pleased with yourself, aren't you?
Jesse: It's what I do best, sweetheart.
Jesus de Sade: We in the Gomorrah people are interested primarily in physical gratification; in smashing through the boundaries of base and boring everydya society.
In tasting the forbidden fruit, and luxuriating in our defiance of an old, defeated god.
Jesse: You mean you fuck a lot.
Jesus de Sade: Mm.
Cassidy: But no, I'm always too chicken to be on me own..
Insecure, maybe.
Jesse: I hate that goddamn word.
Cass: Eh?
Jesse: Insecure. Goddamn late-eighties pop-psychology asshole's fuckin' buzzword...
Like bein' free and single, insecure. Have a drink now an' then, insecure. Won't talk a bout your feelings, insecure.
Don't wanna get fucked up the ass, inse-fuckin'cure...
Cassidy: So it's not just 'cause yeh're a violent bastard, then?
Jesse: Dunno what you mean.
Cassidy: Ah! Ze prisoner is ready for ze interrogation, ja? Vot is your name, Englander?
Gallico: Fuck you...
Cass: You Schweine! (hits G.)
Gallico: Oh ... God...!
Cass: Ven vill you foolish tommies learn! Resistance is futile! Escape is impossible!
Jesse: I'm violent...
Cass: Der Reich vill last vun sousand years!
But seriously, mate: What's yer name?
Harley Quinn: Another night I get all dolled up, and another night I get the boot. Face it, Harl. This stinks.
You're a certified nutzo wanted by the law in two dozen states...
...and hopelessly in love with a murderous psychopathic clown.
At what point did my life go looney tunes?
How did it happen?
Who's to blame? --Batman, that's who!
Harley: Yes, well... I've always had this attraction for extreme personalities. They're more exciting, more challenging...
Dr. Joan Leland: And more high-profile?
Harley: You can't deny there's an element of glamour to these super-criminals.
Harley: I think Dr. Leland and the guards would be interested to know you've been out of your cell.
Joker: If you were really going to tell them...
You already would have.
Harley: And there, as always, was the self-righteous Batman...
...Determined to make life miserable for my angel.
Batman: You're a fool.
The Joker doesn't love anything, except
maybe himself.
---(on Joker's lines) He's got a million of them
Harley.
Like any other comedian, he uses whatever material will work.
Dr. Leland: And to think you were once so strong, so sure of yourself.
So, tell me, Harley...
How did it feel to be so dependent on a man, that you'd give up everything for him, gaining nothing in return?
Harley: It felt like... (miserable until she sees Joker's rose and note "Feel better soon. -J.")
...it felt likea kiss...!
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