Controversial quotes next... ?
Controversial Channel 5 show from UK. Sadowitz is known as the man who uses the word cunt on TV, as well as for being a magician on top of the comedy stuff. Invites people on stage to keep him entertained or interested, if they fail he slams on the bell and tells them to fuck off off the stage. "Props" include his top hat and fake cigar. Also the reason why I developed a slight fetish for the Scottish accent. And yes, I'd probably shag him, too, if it came to that. ;) Just a pity the tapes I had his shows on were nicked when burglars struck at our flat in London. Shows they got good taste? ;) (Or bad for that matter)
Abortion - should it be legal - or compulsory?
Beef on the bone- crisis -- Should blowjobs be made illegal?
- What are you going to talk about?
Serious looking man: Christianity.
- I do hope it's going to be interesting.
- What would you do to avoid getting raped in prison?
Guy: I'd dress up as you.
- That was an unnecessarily clever answer...
-Any chance of a shag?
Woman: Err, no...
-(Slams on the bell) Next!
(new guy walks on stage) My God, it's Jerry Sadowitz!
(hands the guy a wig, top hat and cigar, waits til the
guy's ready to be "interviewed")
Guy: (Slams his hand on the bell and tells Sadowitz to:)
Fuck off!
- Oh fuck, all this fucking around is giving me a hard-on!
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Prostitute: Me so horny, me love you long time. Me sucky sucky,
too.
(Figured it'd be insulting to Sadowitz if I had any wimpier quotes
underneath his stuff ;) DO pardonnez-moi if the rest of the
stuff is below par, Mr. Sadowitz. One never knows with your kind *wry
smile*
-The man is clear on his mind, but his soul is mad.
-Horror has a face. And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror. For if they are not your friends, they are your enemies.
-They were gonna make me a general for this, and I wasn't even in their fucking army anymore.
Axel Foley: Do you drive with your eyes open or do you use the Force? (Beverly Hills Cop 3)
Hi, the answering machine is taking a vacation. This is the fridge. Tell me your message slowly and I'll write it down and pin it on myself.
Every successful enterprise requires 3 men- a dreamer, a businessman and a son-of-a-bitch. (Peter McArthur)
Like every man of sense and good feeling, I abominate work. (Aldous Huxley)
Once your reputation's gone, you can live a life of fun. (?)
My own business bores me to death, I prefer other people's. (Oscar Wilde)
All women are ambitious by nature. (George Chapman & Christopher Marlowe)
Power is the greatest aphrodisiac (Henry A. Kissinger)
I have heard your views. They do not harmonize with mine. The decision is taken unanimously. (Charles de Gaulle)
-I live to please.
-Who?
-Me.
Love is blind, friendship tries not to notice. (?)
It is not enough to conquer. You must also know how to seduce. (Voltaire)
- I work alone.
- Me too, but I don't make a religion out of it.
Wang (?): (after a 28 000 ft. halojump) I'm waiting for my testicles. They should be dropping in any moment.
Ray Butts: It's as easy as eating pancakes. (Space: Above and Beyond)