Aaron's Audtion

Aaron's Audtion

Aaron's Audition: A Demonic Fox Original

This is a parody I wrote, involving Aaron Kwok auditioning for the cast of Les Miz. I mean no disrespect to anyone with him speaking in broken English, and but if you've ever seen or heard him sing or act....I think you'd understand why I made him like this.

Auditioner: ahem Mr. Aaron Kwok
Aaron: Hai, errr I mean yes, that me....
Auditioner: Ah yes, Mr. Kwok you are auditioning for the role of Marius Pontmercy, the love of Cosette, are you not?
Aaron: Huh, I thought I auditioning for part of guy who get to sing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables"...is good song, and I get to marry pretty girl at end of musical.
Auditioner: That man is Marius Pontmercy...did you not read the script you recieved?
Aaron: I try, but English not so good yet, I have trouble with many words.
Auditioner: Very well Mr. Kwok, what have you prepared for us today?
Aaron: First I dance very good dance, and then I sing heart-wrenching emotional song from one of my cd.
Auditioner: Ah so you are a singer.
Aaron: Yes, you want autograph copy of latest cd? I make two different covers so I even let you chose one you like!!!
Auditioner: slightly red of face Just proceed with your audition Mr. Kwok, please don't try my patience.
Aaron: Try what? I no u'nnerstand, you have to be clear with instructions.
Auditioner: seething Do you have a copy of the music you will be dancing to Mr. Kwok?
Aaron: Yes, is song "Bring Him Home".
Auditioner: An excellent choice Mr. Kwok, but I hope you are aware there is no dancing to that song.
Aaron: Not in my version...I make cool remix, just watch....
Aaron pops in the cassette of "Bring Him Home: the Super Dance Mix" and performs some awesome moves....
Aaron: Well, what you think?
Auditioner: (he is an elderly man) choking What on earth did you do to that song?!?!!! That is the most preposterous arrangement I've ever heard!!!!! mimicking G-g-g-od on hi-iii-iii-iii-gh, (boom, boom, boom), hear my praaaaa-yyyeeeerrrrr.....yeah.....he is y-o-u-n-g, YOUNG!!!! Oh yeah, he is only a boy...(at this point, in the song, Aaron is supposed to rap so he joins in)....
Aaron: you can take or you can give, man / let him live...oh let him live...you with me God, baby, baby, baby...
Auditioner: Enough!!!! Please Mr. Kwok just sing your song....
Aaron: "Tug-O-war baby, tug-O-war, na na na na na na na woh oh oh oh, tug-O-war baby I am yours cause I'm falling (female voice: ooooh falleeeng!) I'm falling for you!!!!" (#6 on his yellow Mandarin cd)
AT this point a dog begins to howl, and the Auditioner has collapsed on the floor.
Aaron: Hey, Mr. Auditoner, you okay, Mr. Auditioner? (shakes him) I guess I sing so good that he couldn't take it!!! I shoe in for role!!! TAKE THAT EKIN...I told you Monster song (the ending song to Stormriders) is better!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA (raises hands to the air, a la typical bad guy) HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Well, what'dya think?! If you liked this, read my "Stormriders" fan-fics in the Stormriders section.