My first *cough* victim of this page is none other than Revolutionary Girl Utena's Kiryuu Touga. Yes, the prestigious Ohtori Academy's very own President. Ummhmm Touga-"sempai", YOU! <--sempai my ass, I'm OLDER than you, little boy!! Ladies and gentlemen, this man is as pure a scrub as a scrub can get. He meets all the qualifications and more. This orange-haired jerk just thinks he's god's gift to mankind, and will willingly sleep with anyone (or anything) at any given time, provided he'll get something in return for it. Has he no shame? You're a f**king whore Touga and you're too stupid to know it!! This guy puts the Mega-Playboy from DNA^2 to shame! He has all the girls at his CRUSTY academy under his beck and call (well except for Jury-san, b/c let's just say she's different) including his own SISTER who's fallen head over heels in love w/ him. Touga, you're disgusting man, that's f**king nasty!!! Haven't you ever heard of the word INCEST? And lets not forget to mention his homo-erotic relationships w/ both Akio and Saionji. Saionji's just your "best-friend" my ass!! It looks to me like you've got something else going on there buddy! And what's up with this sudden desire to constantly expose his non-chest? Touga, if you ain't got it, don't flaunt it b/c nobody wants to see it! What a try hard, he thinks he's pretty fly for a bi-guy! Funny that he always tends provocatively expose his chest around Akio-san...hmmm what's going on there Touga? Are you whoring yourself out to be in good graces w/ the "End of the World", dear? Sitting in the passenger side of his best-friend's ride, trying to holler at you? Yep, he's done it! Touga, you're supposed to be a rich boy, so why are you always sittin' in the passenger side of Akio's ride?! (...trying to holler at Saionji *winks*) Get you're own set of wheels! If your sister can buy new designer clothes and take random trips to India, don't tell me you can't afford to get yourself a car? Unless *gasps* you can't drive that is...hmmm... Anyway, Nanami's wardrobe brings up another point: Touga, why don't you ever change your clothes? Even Utena's changed more times than you which isn't to say much b/c we know what kind of "lady" she is. Even when you skip school, you wear your uniform. In fact you wear it for weeks and weeks on end!! God it must smell...Old Spice-whatever! More like OLD SOCKS!

So this ladies and gentlemen is Touga. Dear sweet, innocent Touga. Yes, *ahem* a man so pathetic that in order to secure his winning of a duel, he must resort to using cheap mind-games and write them off as part of his Oh-So-Cunning-Intellect. BAHHH!!! Whatever Touga!! You're a scrub...you hear that, a scrub. Lemme spell it out for you S-C-R-U-B...SCRUB. And guess what? You'll never possess the Power of Dios b/c you're just too damn worthless and Utena will always be there to kick your LILY ASS!!

*Snickers* okay so this page is a lot more harsher than my usual style of writing but I gotta admit it was fun writing it. If you have any ideas on who should be the next Scrub of the Month, e-mail me and if I'm familiar enough w/ the person, I'll make them Scrub of the Month. Pls. make sure the person is fictious (meaning anime or tv) as I don't mean to offend in this page.

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