Welcome to the first installment of my Stormriders fan-fic series. You should know that Mel-sama is myself, and Buttpo is my friend a.k.a. Bueler, who is extremely OBSESSED with Ekin. Anyhow, I realize that my portrayals of Aaron and Ekin may seem derogatory to the Chinese culture, but I assure you, it is not meant to interpreted in that manner. If you seriously have a problem with this, please don't read this story. So, without further adieu...... CHAPTER ONE: ENCOUNTER OF THE "FOURTH" KIND Scene: Aaron and Ekin have just fought Lord Conqueror who has now been reduced to a simpleton. Wind: We do good Cloud, we save world. What we do now? Cloud: First I have to sing monster song, then we decide what we do. (starts singing) na na na na na na na na..... Wind: (whispers under the gay-stick fan)Theme song sound bettah then ending song, heya!! Cloud: You shuttup, I hear that. I least I smarter than you, and I better dancer too!! Wind: I no bother answer, because you too stupid to unnerstand good diss. Okay what we do now, Striding Cloud? Cloud: I no eat candy you give me, let's give it to Frost, and see if he wake up from heavy slumber. Wind: But to get to Frost we must go on big scary voyage, and defeat feared god of UNDERWORLD. Cloud: OOOOHHHH, scary....who god of UNDERWORLD? Wind: Yoko Kurama....we no match for him, so AARON, you charm him with your JAY-GAO moves, while I fly in fist-first, and rescue Frost body. Cloud: Why I have be distraction, while you be hero? Wind: Because you better dancer...right? I only do cool coat move. You do weird Egyptian dance with Mystical Sorceress SAMMI. Besides, Yoko Kurama is attracted to men...I think, and you supposed to be gay, remember? Cloud: Oh yeah....OKAY I GO CHARM, YOU GET FROST!!! Wind: Let's go!!! Cloud and Wind go to the underworld were that sexy silver-haired fox lurks. Yoko: WHO SAID I'M ATTRACTED TO MEN?! I may have an insatiable sexual appetite in this form, but that umm....err....doesn't necessarily mean that I am gay. By the way, who told you Aaron was gay? Mel: Sumimasen Yoko...I'm working with a rumour I heard from a friend here!!! But you gotta admit that AARON IS PRETTY KAWAII, neh? Yoko: ....... Ch.1 continues... Yoko: Hah!! This time I will truly rule the world, my plan cannot fail. Now I can steal Frost's youki so I can become the master BOTANIST of Reikai, and overtake the earth with my killer plants!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (suddenly the window breaks, and two women come storming into the room) Buttpo: Hey you f**ker, leave Frost alone, or you'll have to deal with my elementary Tae kwon do, and my ancient green-belt level karate. Mel-sama: Yeah you jerk, or I'll attack you with my unpracticed green-stripe level Tae kwon do...and if that doesn't work, I'll use the REAL UNCHALLENGED SWORD: my lightsaber from Toys'R Us. Buttpo: (charges, doing an imitation of Ekin's Wind Kicks) AAAHHHHH!! Mel-sama: Wait Buttpo....he's kinda sexy, don't hurt him. (runs up to the fair silver-haired one and wraps her arms around his waist) Yoko: What is your problem woman....let go...lemme go....you're friggin choking meeeee!!!! Mel-sama: AISHITERU YOKO-SAMA..... At that moment the door opens and a scantily clad shirtless Aaron, walks into the room. Aaron (Cloud): Did someone hire sexy male stripper? Buttpo&Mel-sama: Put your shirt back on!!!! Yoko: What, is the whole world against my plans for world domination? Cloud: Oh you must be sexy underworld god, Yoko Kurama. I Striding Cloud, famous pupil of Lord Conqueror...you like my fire dragon arm? Buttpo: Oh yeah you're the idiot who ripped off his own arm, so you could use Cloud Palms. That was soooo cheeezy!!!!! Eh Mel, .....uh Mel.... Mel-sama: (drooling) KAWAIII.....you may be a stupid idiot who can't act or sing but I still love you!!!! Yoko: Does this mean you'll let me go now? Mel-sama: Iye!!!!! I want you more. Buttpo: Hello, UN (stands for Ultimate Nerd)....if you never let go of Yoko, the story won't continue, and you'll never see Ekin or Frost....EEEEEEKKKKIIIINNNN!!!! Mel-sama: Now who's the UN? Buttpo: Shaddup Mel, why'd you drag me in here? (Buttpo looks very non-Asian, so she is kinda embarrassed to be seen buying CHINESE and JAPANESE music...for the record, she's half Asian). So Mel let's go of Yoko, and retreats to the sidelines with Buttpo, while Cloud proceeds to do seduce Yoko with his sexy dancing styles. Buttpo: Mel you're such a lil'pervert. *ahem* Ch. 1 continues (yet again): Cloud: You like that eh, you like my sexy dancing.....lots of people always say I good dancer. They say AARON (ting tong accent) you good dancer....but they never say same thing about singing and acting. I sing for you and you be judge.....(starts to sing #11 from his latest cd) Yoko: STTTOOOP my ears can't take anymore....you can take your stupid friend, he's in the back room. AT that moment a whirlwind occurs and Buttpo is throw right into the arms of Whispering Wind. Buttpo: *an extremely long phlegm sound* EEEEEKKKKIIIINNNNN!!!!!! Mel-sama: *runs up behind him and jumps onto his back* You touched my wrist at your last concert....YOU'RE SOOO GODDAMN SEXY!!!!!! What will happen next? Will Yoko ever free himself from Aaron's clutches, will Ekin be smothered to death by Buttpo and Mel?! For the answers to these thought-provoking questions, read Ch. 2, same STORM-site, same STORM-page. Written by the one and ONLY Mel^_^x!!!!