If you've continued to the next chapter, this must mean you like my story, so I don't have to re-hash everything I said in the first chapter. CHAPTER TWO: Sexy Male Superstar When we last left our heros, Cloud and Wind, Cloud was seducing the evil Yoko Kurama, while Wind was getting mauled by love-sick Buttpo, and Mel-sama...... Ekin: Listen, I have girlfriend for 10 years, please let go. Buttpo: Not on your life...I LOVE YOU EEEEEKKKIIINNNN!!!! Ekin: But I have save friend Frost! Mel-sama: Did somebody say Frost....*Mel drastically loses her composure*....FROST-SAMA!!!!! Bueler let him go, for God's sake, or we might never get to see Frost. Buttpo: I don't care, I only want Ekin. Mel-sama: You're such a fool. Meanwhile Aaron is singing poor Yoko Kurama to death. Yoko: I thought I told you to leave and take your stupid friend with you! OH MY EARS!!!! Aaron: I take liking to you....me think you sexy....wanna run away together? Yoko: Get away from me, you freak....alright I'll spill the beans I'll tell you guys everything: YOU WILL NEED THE HELP OF MUD BUDDHA, IF YOU WISH TO SAVE FROST. Ekin: *prying Buttpo off with an icepick* But I thought Mud Buddha dead? Yoko: Not that Mud Buddha, his cousin, also known as TAKANORI NISHIKAWA, sexy male superstar. Aaron: Me not like sound of that, I thought I was sexy male superstar!! *everyone groans and rolls their eyes* Yoko: Listen to me very carefully, Takanori is being held captive towards the North. In order to rescue him you must rescue him from the evil soceress "THE-LADY-WE-HATE". (A shopkeeper in Pacific Mall who doesn't like giving people discounts...part. me and Bueler) Mel-sama&Buttpo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Mel-sama: In that case, count me out...I'm staying here with Yoko. Come back for me when you're done! Buttpo: Oh no you're not, you're the one who always talks to her....you need to come and ask a billion questions, in order to distract her. Mel-sama: And what's in it for me if I do?! Buttpo: We can ask T.M.R. to sing for us and give us his latest CD in gratitude for saving him. Mel-sama: THE HOLY GRAIL OF ALL CDS!!! Buttpo: Yeah, and we'll even get it for FREE!!!!! Ekin: Who say you allowed to come, it's our story!! Mel-sama: Yeah but I'm the one who's writing it DIOR...OR IS IT NOELLE CHENG?!! Ekin: Shhhhh....that supposed to be ancient family secret. Okay, Okay, you can come, but please not tell anyone ancient family secret. Buttpo: Give me a kiss first. *puckers up* Mel-sama: They'll be plenty of time for that later. Let's get going. Buttpo: Awww Mel, you're no fun. So our heroes head for distant uncharted lands, where the "LADY-WE-HATE" resides, holding, Mud Buddha's cousin, the fem-boy Takanori, captive. Buttpo: Hey Mel, did you notice you forgot to call Ekin, Wind and Aaron, Cloud? Mel-sama: Ah gomen nasai Buttpo-san, I'll rectify that error in the next volume. The fab four are face their greatest challenge yet, as they face the dreaded "Lady-We-Hate", what will happen next? Find out same STORM-site, same STORM-page. Written by the one and ONLY Mel ^_^x!!!!