I hope you're enjoying this story so far...anyhow, when we last left the tale, Wind and Cloud were of to challenge the "LADY-WE-HATE" in order to rescue Sexy Male Prophet Superstar, Takanori Nishikawa, who makes revolution. *T.M.R stands for Takanori Makes Revolution* CHAPTER 3: Trouble In Tingtong Land (Tingtong is a term coined by Buttpo, often substituting for a Chinese term we cannot pronounce. In this case, Tingtong Land refers to a Chinese mall known as: Pacific Mall.) Flying fist first, with Buttpo and Mel-sama on their backs (firefly song-style a la Kristy Yang on Ekin's back) Striding Cloud and Whispering Wind have reached their destination....the desolate fortress of the Lady-We-Hate, "NTC Records" at Pacific Mall. Buttpo: Alright Mel, do your stuff. (looks at Wind and Cloud) Remember guys, I'm not here. [Still as embarrassed as ever to be seen at Tingtong Land....remember visitors, she *cough* "doesn't" shop there....] Cloud: No u'nnerstand, you stand right in front of me. Mel-sama: Just let it go Cloud. Cloud: Huh, let what go...I no u'nnerstand....I very confused... Mel walks in the store Lady-We-Hate: Oh HI, you come in early than usual today. (She tends to recognize me whenever I come in.) Mel-sama: Oh yeah, my classes finished early. *reaches for a couple of Jap cds she likes* Hey if I pay buy cash, will you give these to me with no tax? Lady-We-Hate: *scornful laugh* Noooo.... Mel-sama: Okay then, by any chance do you have any T.M.R.? Lady-We-Hate: What? I don't know what you talking about. Mel-sama: You know, T.M. Revolution? Lady-We-Hate: Huh, TRF? (another Japanese group, fronted by girls) We have cd over there. *points to fakes* (yep, Asians love to bootleg!!!) Mel-sama: No T.M.R., not TRF....hey (holds up a VCD of the Rurouni Kenshin Movie) is this the only copy you have in the store? Lady-We-Hate: (furious) IS NOT FAKE, IS ORIGINAL....HOW DARE YOU INSULT HONOUR, FOR THAT YOU MUST SUFFER!!!! Wind: I no like sound of that...may be go help her Cloud, Buttpo... Cloud: I still confused about what you and short girl (heh, heh, I'm 5'1") say earlier Buttpo, I can no get out of head. Mel-sama: You two, stay where you are, this BITCH has had this coming for a long time. Are you with me Buttpo?! Buttpo: Yeah, let's rush her!!!!! Lady-We-Hate: *does martial art pose* take this, FAKE-CD-ATTACK!!! *throws a large amount of cds at Mel and Bueler. Both dodge...* You not get away that easy....JAPANESE-REAL-CD-ATTACK!!! *both girls once again dodge* Buttpo: No you take this: EKIN-CONFUSION-CAMERA-ATTACK!!!! *Pulls out her non-zoom lens camera and proceeds to snap random shots of the Lady-We-Hate, blinding her* Mel-sama: Imitating baka red-head Kurama, who's always making the moves on my 3-Eyed Guy (take a wild guess who this is...) ROSE-WH-E-E-E-P!!!! *Pulls flower out of her hair, turns it into a whip, and wraps it around the distracted Lady-We-Hate* Lady-We-Hate: Okay I real mad now, no more Ms. Nice Lady-We-Hate....BAD-QUALITY-FAKE-CD-ATTACK!!! Mel-sama: So she wants to play hardball, eh, Buttpo, you know what to do.... Buttpo: TICKING-NOISE-LATEST-AARON-CD-ATTACK!!!!! Here's a taste of your own medicine, you Bitch!!! Mel-sama: Imitating the Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryu....Ryu-Tsui-Sen....using bad qualities of both Generation Next, and the Aaron Pepsi Concert!!!! Lady-We-Hate: It can't be, I be defeated by own bad-quality cds!!!! Wind: Buttpo, Mel-sama, is safe to come in now? Buttpo: Yeah, what took you so long? Cloud: Wind, I take lead....*does the over dramatic marching he did, when he confronted Lord Conqueror about marrying his daughter off to Wind* Where you keep Mud Buddha's brother, sexy male superstar? Lady-We-Hate: *weakly points to backroom* He...he over there, just no hurt me anymore, okay. So all of our heroes make a mad dash for the backroom. Buttpo&Mel-sama: TAKANORI....WE'VE COME TO RESCUE YOU!!!!! A feminine-looking guy wearing a nasty white GIRLY outfit is chained to a bed. Buttpo, Mel-sama, & Ekin: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Aaron: Hi, you really are sexy male superstar. Takanori: Don't get wrong idea about me, I have girlfriend from music group PUFFY. Aaron: AW, SHUCKS!!!! Hey wait-a-sec, you want share? We do threesome!!! Takanori: I predict that if you ever suggest baka thing again, you no live to make another movie. Aaron: I no u'nnnerstand..... Takanori: I prophet, remember, I just tell you future. under-a-stand-a? Aaron: .....errrr.....ummmm......HAI!!!! Ekin: *in tingtong* Oh please Aaron, I can tell that you're faking it!!! Aaron: *in tingtong* Says who?! Look goody-two-shoes, don't you have a job to do, follow the script!! Ekin/Wind: Okay, okay....at least I can read script!!! Are you really Mud Buddha's cousin who can help rescue friend Frost? Takanori: Yes I have power to rescue him, but first I must consult friend Jennifer-ah (Yu_kii) who has unlimited computer knowledge to tap in to World Wide Web, to find spell I need. You ready to come with me? Buttpo: Yeah, but first you have to sing High Pressure and give me an autographed copy of Triple Joker. Mel-sama: Then you gotta sing Heart of Sword, and also give me an autographed copy of Triple Joker. Takanori: Okay, you got a deal.....HITORI DEWA TOOI I ASHITA WO YOAKE NO MAMA NO KOESOU DE.... After Takanori was finished with serenading the girls, our four heroes went over to his mansion in Nihon, where they were introduced to his friend Jennifer-ah, who had a thing for making him wear white girly outfits. Jenn: Bueler, Mel, it's been so long since I've seen you guys. Looks like I made it to Nihon first after all. (since high school we have dreamed to visit the Land of the Rising Sun at least once in our lives) SEE I'M THE ONE WHO THINKS SHE'S THE MAN WITH THE BIG PLAN BECAUSE I GOT HERE FIRST...NYAH, NYAH!!!!! Hey guys did I mention I got here first? Cloud: Only about 10 time...ha, ha, I make funny joke!!! Wind: Yeah, well you still can no count, she only say 3 times. Cloud: *in tingtong* Just you wait, Whispering Wind, I'll get you for that one, I was ummmm.....ahhhh.....exaggerating...yeah, that's it, exaggerating!! Wind: *in tingtong* And now you're bullshitting. Mel-sama & Buttpo: Shuddap you two, you sound like an old married couple!! Yeesh, well we got his autograph, and on top of that we got a private performance. Jenn: Hello, LOSERS, I'm the one who works for him, I see him everyday. Wind: Wait second, you three know each other? Jenn: Yeah, we all went to high school together. Cloud: You know, with way you talk to Buttpo and Mel, it almost as if you know each other for very long time, and not just meet today. Wind: Go back sleep Cloud. Jenn: *in tingtong to Ekin* So I see Aaron still be stupid idiot. (Jenn's tingtong is actually good, just wanted to show a reversal of roles). Wind: *in tingtong* Yes, but you've got to admit the lad tries. Buttpo: HEY SPEAK IN ENGLISH SO WE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU. Wind: So sorry Buttpo, I not do again. Jenn: Now Takanori, what was it you were looking for? Buttpo: Takashi Sorimachi!!!! Mel-sama: Anime, Takeshi Kenishiro!!!! Anyone KAWAII!!!! Jenn: OH GOD!!!! Buttpo & Mel-sama: What's the matter Jenn, hurry up and get online so we can sign your GUESTBOOKIE!!! Jenn: Shuddap!! I can't always be the pessimist in life, you know!!! Takanori: I need to find the spell that will restore Frost to life. Jenn: But he's such a loser!!! Mel-sama: Shuddup Jenn, Frost is CUTE!!! So Jenn begins to search for Frost's cure, while the rest of our heroes crash at Takanori's place for a well deserved rest. What is to happen to our heroes next? For the answers, read the next Stormriders chapter, same STORM-site, same STORM-page!!! Written by the one and only MEL ^_^x!!!