IF YOU'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR....you must like my story so I won't bother to explain anything.

CHAPTER FOUR:  JENN'S HAREM

When we last left our heroes Wind and Cloud, they had arrived in Nihon, with the elusive Takanori (Mud Buddha's Cousin) Nishikawa, and Jenn, their old high school friend.  

Takanori:  It will take us time to search for the spell to cure Frost, so why don't you four tour Nihon, Jenn can go with you.  
Buttpo:  Hey, but all the Jap. Jenn knows comes from the net, and a stupid dictionary, how can she interpret for us?
Jenn:  HELLO, don't forget Mel-sama actually took the stupid course, why don't you make her interpret for you....besides, *typical Jenn whiny voice* I don't wanna go!!!  (this is her typical answer whenever I ask her to come with me to Chinatown).
Mel-sama:  Nani!!  Why not Jenn?  
Jenn:  Because, I just don't wanna!!!!
Buttpo:  She just wants to use the net!!!
Mel-sama:  No, she just wants to go to sleep!!!
Takanori:  Both of you are wrong....*snaps his fingers*....OH BOYS, YOUR MISTRESS NEEDS YOU....

A great big harem of long-haired evil guys come out with a large palaquin, followed by a scantly clad girly-boy in jeans, his pubs showing....

Mel-sama:  Ewwww!!!!  Aren't you the guy from the band V6?  I absolutely cannot STAND YOU!!!!!
Jenn:  Finally, what took you guys so long....and no Mel, this is Takuya Kimura (or is it Yutaka guys...I can't remember!).  
Mel-sama:  Well whomever you are buddy boy, you are f**kin' nasty, get outta my face before I get the urge to barf on you!!!  Guys I feel like ripping off his face and replacing it with another.  
Wind:  Why you not say so, I sure Cloud be willing to help, he once rip off arm and stole new one from stupid man.
Cloud:  For your information, he give me arm, I not steal it!!  Besides,  I like fire-dragon arm...works better than old arm.  
Buttpo:  Well what are we waiting for, you idiots, Takashi (Sorimachi) calls, let's go ALREADY!!!!!
Mel-sama:  Yeah, if I miss either Hiei or Ken-sama, I'll rip out Cloud's fire-dragon arm, and beat Wind over the head with it!!!!
Wind:  No, not hair, please not hair...is prized property!!!  No trespassing!!!!
Cloud:  I think you mean PRIVATE.  
Buttpo:  *staring at him in shock* Mel did you hear that?!
Mel-sama:  What the hell, Cloud spoke intelligently......wait a minute, I'll bet you're not Cloud, you're some stupid imposter!!!!!
Buttpo, let's rush him!!!!

Both girls tackle Cloud--who really is Cloud, and proceed to pull his nappy badly dyed hair.  

Cloud:  Ow, ow, oooowwww!!!
Mel-sama:  *pulling hair* This isn't Cloud, this is a man...BABY!!!
Buttpo:  Let him go Mel, you'll f**kin' hurt him....STOP WATCHING AUSTIN POWERS so much, you're beginning to think everybody's a MAN, remember this is AARON/Cloud...he's no MAN, we're not even sure if he's an IT!!!!
Mel-sama:  I'm sorry baby, *strokes Cloud's hair* you wanna shag now?
Buttpo:  That's it, I'm dismantling the VCR....NO MORE ANIME FOR YOU!!!
Mel-sama:  But Buttpo, I can't live without my anime, and if we get rid of it we'll never reach our dream of opening Buttpo's Music and Video... (the title of our future business proposition) besides, I can say the same about you and your ting tong cds...
Buttpo:  THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!!  Besides you don't understand...if I don't buy the latest Ronald, Ekin, Aaron, So Ting Tong, or Faye Wong, or whoever, I'LL DIE!!!!
Mel-sama:  One word:  enimi..... (Ronald Cheng's less-than-reliable latest album)
Buttpo:  Yeah but Quit Fagging In Love was soooo good!!!  (Quit Falling In Love)
Takanori:  I hate to burst all of you bubble, but you better get going if you expect me to get work done.  Jennifer, stop playing with sexy boys, and get back on the net!!!!
Jenn:  Fine, if you're gonna be like that I won't get on the net!!!!
Takanori:  Please Jenn, I'm sorry, HERE I buy this little WHITE number for myself last night, IF YOU GO ON THE NET, I'll put it on for you....
Jenn:  Okay, okay already, GEEZ!!!!
Mel-sama&Buttpo:  *shudder* ew.....white outfit.....

So in this rather pointless episode, our heroes prepare to go out into the wilds of Japan...where as Buttpo would put it, actor TAKASHI Sorimachi awaits.  What will happen next?!  In order to find out, stick around...SAME STORM-site, SAME STORM-page.  

Jaa Mata!!!!