Josh Captions

Here are some photos of Josh with captions added by fellow Grobanites.

Just smile and wave, smile and wave. I've hypnotized them: That's right you all love me, worship me.


Hey, this bear isn't wearing any pants!!!


Hey, I'M not wearing any pants!!!!


Your tuned into Doctor Love...Go Ahead caller I'm listening.


Yes before I started singing, I was a sucessful soft drink model.

Whats that, you say my underware are showing.

Hey, Chris, did I say you could play with my doll! Yeah, I didn't think so.


OH MY, how many llama's are in this place?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!


Oooo, Sarah just fell on the ice while tring to get to me. I hope she's ok.


Oh, my gosh, did you fart?     Don't lie, I know you did!

Damn, that's so sick!         Oh, wait, that was me! Sorry!


Ok you Grobanites, just wait until I take a turn doing captions with your pics!


I pledge alliegance, to the Josh (uh, that would be me), from the United States of America, and to the Grobanites, for which I stand, one singer, under God, indivisible, with beauty and beanies for all!


He he.. I am not the only one who is tired... Hope he doesn't hurt his head, it looks dangerous...
Who on earth booked me to sing at 4 am?


Teeheee *giggles*....... you want me to put on the beenie? ...... You really want my to put on the beenie? It's beacuse I look totally cute in it right?


crap...... I just sat on a plate of pudding.... didn't I?


What choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?


MAN, here I am, hiding in this cave, all nice and quiet.......And those GROBIE'S still found me...maybe if I keep real still.......


Oh nooooooo....they are PARACHUTING into the Symphony Hall.....Grobanites dropping from the sky........

EWwwwwwwww...That had to hurt....

Poor Connie, I hope she's OK....


hehehe..... that tickles.........


(Josh's face as he runs in to the sliding glass door)
*SPLAT*

(looks around)

Um...no one saw that, right? He he...yeeeeah...So...Norway......


This is me after a really long concert.


Oooooooooh.......shiny.........


How YOU doin'?


Yea, I look sexy in black and leather, and I know it.


I Josh, pledge to marry all of you women grobanites and take you on a romantic vacation of your choice.


What are you gonna do with that?

You've got to be kidding!

OK, slowly put the pillow down and no one will get hurt.


Black Beanie..... 12.99

Hand Moisturizer....... 8.50

Leather Jacket...... $399......

The comfort of knowing you've got your pants...... priceless.

There are some things in life money can't buy........ for everything else, there's Mastercard........... and Josh.


Oh no, I forgot my pants again.


I can't wait to go on my date tonight with Sarah. Just think, what if we get married?


I am so hungy I could eat this mic.


Hay there Sarah. Ready for are date? I know I am.


ahhh..man, what rush- the speed- the wind in your hair.... uh...hey!.... where'd my beanie go?


Josh: Hey David, I was racing my dog down the stairs last night...and I tripped and fell down. Cut my arm up pretty badly and had to get stiches..... they're really cool.... glow in the dark and everything........ wanna see?!?

David: JOSH!!! Gross!!! Pull your sleeve down! Noone wants to see that...... yuck!


Larry: Hey, Josh, wanna see something cool?

Josh: Dude, don't gross me out...this is national television...*braces himself*

Larry: BRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

Josh: Man, Larry, that was weak...can't believe you embarassed yourself like that on Live TV! Here, man, have a tissue, don't feel bad...not everyone can shake the rafters the way Grob-man can!