Recipes Added to the Ultimate Bartenders List

I'll try to update the regularly (who am I kidding? Whenever I have time).

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
All ingredients mixed in 8 equal parts
1 oz. Pinepple juice
1 oz. Lemon juice
1 oz. Apricot Brandy
1 oz. Tripple Sec.
1 oz. Tom Collins Holland House Drink Mix
1 oz. Rum 151
1 oz. Pure Grain Alchol (P.G.A.)
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Melon Daquiri
1 oz. Madori
1/2 oz. White Rum
1 oz. Sweet & Sour
Mix all ingredients together - add crushed ice.
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Dead Goat
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz milk

mix and drink
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Prairie Fire #2
1 oz. Vodka
5 squits (or more) Tabasco
Serve over ice in a a lowball glass
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Green Lantern
3/4 oz Bacardi 151
1/2 oz Midori (melon Liqueur)
1/2 oz Malibu Rum
Spl Sour Mix
Spl Pineapple
Mix together over ice.
Shake well.
Strain into rocks glass.
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Punch in the Face
2 Parts Cola Beverage of your choice (except diet, uggh!)
2 Parts Alabama Slammer
6 (Rest of the Glass) Parts Bacardia Lime Rum
Just throw 'em all together and stand back! (Protective head gear may be necessary)
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Baltimore Zoo
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Grenadine
1/2 oz Coke
1 oz Sweet and Sour
Head of Beer
The drink is basically a fruity Long Island Ice Tea and you make it the same way you make a Long Island
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Green Beaner
1 oz vodka, 1 oz tequilla, 1 oz sweet and sour, two drops blue food coloring, one teaspoon sugar
Pour vodka, tequilla, and sweet and sour over ice. Then add sugar food coloring, mix well. The coloring will give it a green tint.
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Texas Twister
1/2oz. Wiskey (Jack) 1/2oz. Yukon Jack

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elecrtic piss electric piss
1oz yukon jack 1oz kiwi liqueur fill with 7up on ice in hihgball

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The Heather
4ml tequila 2ml sprite 4ml red wine 2ml gin add ice, orange juice, and stir
Add all the ingredients as listed and then stir vigorously
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Cluster Fuck
1/2 oz. Absolute, 1/2 oz. Bac. Rum, 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps, 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin, 1/2 oz. Madorie, 2 oz. cranberrie, 2 oz. OJ, 1 oz. sour, 2oz. 7-up
Mix all liquer, juices, sour, then 7-up, Shake pour over ice in hurricane glass.
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Cluster Fuck by W. Stoner
1/2 oz. Absolute, 1/2 oz. Bac. Rum, 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps, 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin, 1/2 oz. Madorie, 2 oz. cranberrie, 2 oz. OJ, 1 oz. sour, 2oz. 7-up
Mix all liquer, juices, sour, then 7-up, Shake pour over ice in hurricane glass.
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The Woo Woo
1 oz. vodka 1 oz peach schnapps 2 oz cranberry juice
in mixing glass filled with ice mix 1 part vodka, 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice then stir, pour mix in a shot glass.
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Player's Paradise
1/2 pint vanilla ice cream Whiskey (amount desired) Hawaiian Punch (amount desired)
Add desired amounts of whiskey and Hawaiian Punch to ice cream and blend on whip until thick and creamy.
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Poor Man's Girl Scout Cookie
1/3 Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps, 1/3 Kahlua,and 1/3 irish cream
layer the top of the shot glass with the irish cream
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NASTY SNATCH
1oz 151 rum, splash of roses and triple sec, splash of 7 and a splash of grenadine
mix and pour as a shot
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CALIFORNIA COW CUM
1 OZ 151, 1 PART PINEAPPLE, SPLASH OF 7, COCONUT EXTRACT
MIX ALL TOGETHER WITH ICE AND STRAIN IN A SHOT GLASS
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Yankee Asskicker
1 oz. Jack Daniels 1 oz. Vodka 1/2 oz. Moonshine(if available) Everclear(otherwise) 1 oz Jim Beam
Mix in a glass. Give a rebel yell. Kick some yankee ass!
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Flaming Dr. Pepper
3/4 oz. Amarreto 1/4 oz. 151 Rum 12 oz. beer
Mix Amarreto & Rum in a shoot glass. Pour beer in a wide mouth glass. Light shoot. Drop shoot into beer glass. CHUG IT!
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Snake Bite
1/2 pot of Beer 1/2 pot of strongbow dash of rasberry cordial
add together in order of recipe and drink fast!!!!!
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57 Chevy
1/2 oz. Blackvelvet, 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz. Ameretto, 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier, Pineapple juice, orange juice and a splash of grenadine
Shake with ice, straight up or on the rocks
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The Beast
1 oz. tomato juice 2 oz. carrot juice 1 oz. jalapeno juice 2 oz. hottest hot sauce you have 2 oz. peach schnapps 1 oz. sky vodka 1 oz. Carribbean Rum
fill in ingredients in blender on "juice" add spritzer, stir and add liquer
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The Whoremaster
1/2 oz. Chardonnay 1 oz. Vodka 1/6 oz. Gin 1/4 oz. Scotch-Whiskey 1/2 oz. Cherry Coke 1/8 oz. Cranberry Juice Some crushed ice
fill with Juice, Coke add 1/2 of Vodka, stir, add all Gin, stir, add rest of Vodka, stir, add all of Scotch-Whiskey and crushed ice, SHAKE
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Green Goddamn
2 parts Lemon/Lime Gatorade 2 parts Mountain Dew 1 part vodka 1 part MD 20/20 Kiwi Lime
In a highball glass, add the Gatorade, Mountain Dew, vodka, and MD 20/20. Stir Drink
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Monkey Pus
3 parts vodka 1 part Creme de Menthe 2 parts lemonade 4 parts onion mustard 4 parts orange Kool-Aid powder 1 part ground cinnamon
Eat the chicken.
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caipirinha caipirinha
dosis for four people. two regular size lemmons. not limes, lemmons! peel off and cut in four pieces each. put lemmons in a big glass. add two full spoons of sugar. smashh alltogether. add a cup of brazilian cachassa. can be vodka. add ice. shake the stuff. its excellent!
no special instructions. it's easy: lemmons, sugar, cachassa or vodka, ice, shake and drink.
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hula hoop
2/3 oz. peach schnapps, 1/2 oz. gin, 1/4 oz. whiskey, 1/2 tequila, 1/4 oz. vodka
put all the ingredients together and mix vigouresly, serve chilled, and add frozen rings of gin to it!
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Bubble Gum
1 oz Midor Melon Liqueur 1 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz Grenadine 2 oz Orange Juice 4 oz Fruit Punch
Stir and pour over ice. Orange slice and cherry optional.
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Tomlin
1 1/4 oz white rum
fill with equal parts ginger ale and fountain sours
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Momma's leftovers
2oz vodka, 2oz gin, 2oz rum, 2oz anisette, 2oz sambuca, 2oz peach schnapps, 2oz whiskey, cola, lime juice
Pour the ingredients into a large cup. Like one you would get at McDonald's (the super-sized on). Fill the rest with cola and add a splash of lime juice.
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Nutty Russian
2 oz Ameretto, 2 oz Absolut Black Kurant vodka, 8 oz iced tea
Fill a glass with the iced tea. Then add the ameretto and vodka. Stir slightly.
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CAPT. RON DEW
3/4 OZ. CAPT. MORGANS SPICED RUM 1/4 OZ. BACARDI RUM MOUNTAIN DEW
POUR IN TALL GLASS WITH ICE
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GIT
4 oz. Hot Damn, 4 Oz. Bacardi 151, 2 Oz. Captain Morgan, 2 Oz. Light Rum, 1 Oz. Everclear, 4 Oz. Grenadine, 7 Up, Orange Juice
Fill glass with 7 Up and Orange Juice, 4 Oz. each. Add liquor before. Add ice if desired. One serving will do you in for the night!!!
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M&M (Marks Magic)
1oz. Jack Daniel's , 1oz Vodka, 1oz Grenadine, add pineapple to taste.stir.

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The Spirit of Sector 1
Pour to long drink glass 4 oz Dry Vodka 2 oz Creme de Menthe
...some sprite and ice's YUM!!
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Mongolian Mother Fucker
1/2 oz. of all listed - Tequila,Gin,Vodka,Triple Sec, Cream De Banana,Blackberry Liqour, and Cranberry juice. THIS IS A SHOT !!!
Just stir together with ice and strain into a SHOT GLASS !! Have a few of these and your history!
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The Facta-non-verba
1 oz. of Lugassy (you can substitute Rum) 1/2 oz, Achaiama Osei-Tutu (or coca-cola) 1 Adler special (or a maraschino cherry)
Mix everything in a cup with crushed ice. Add the cherry.
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the wad The Wad: 2 parts cum, 1 part tabasco, 3 parts sweat from my balls, in a highball glass The wad and ball
1 part cum, 2 parts sweat from my balls, 3 parts tobasco in a highball glass

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Stora H�ga Special
2/3 oz. absolut kurant, 1/3 oz. pisang ambon, 2 oz. orange juice
mix all the ingredients together and serve in any type of glass
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Getsk�rs Death
1 1/2 oz. absolute peppar, 4 oz. beer
mix the ingredients together and serve in a beerglass
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Windex Windex
1 oz vodka, 1/2 oz triple sec, 1/2 oz blue curacao
pour over ice, mix and strain into shot glass
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LEIF ISAKSSONS TEQUILA DERIVE
1/2 oz. tequila, 3 oz. derivejuice, 1/2 oz. absolut citron
mix it all together and drink fast
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Hot Scotch
1 glass of Hot Chocolate 1 1/2 oz Butternips Schnapps Whipped Cream Mini Chocolate Chips
Mix together the Shnapps & Hot Chocolate. Top with whipped cream and chocolate chips. Enjoy!
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personal comfort
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1 oz. Sprite of 7UP
mix and enjoy
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SAN JAUN TEA
1 1/2 OZ BACARDI LIMON 1/2 OZ BACARDI 151 3 OZ SOUR MIX 1 OZ COKE GARNISH WITH LEMON WEDGE
ADD BOTH RUMS AND SOUR MIX ON ROCKS, SHAKE TOP WITH COKE
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1/2 oz. creme de Cacao, 1oz. brandy, 3/4 oz. butterscotch schnapps
Mix the three ingredients, lay brussel sprouts around the rim, and enjoy with a touch of whipped cream!
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Kermit the Frog Piss
1 oz. midori 1/2 oz. Malibu Rum 1 oz. Sweet and Sour Splash of 7-UP
Pour over ice. Shake and Strain.Green in color, but tastes great!!!!
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Fishbone
1 oz. midori, 1 oz. malibu rum, 1 oz. blue curacao
equal sour and orange juice Toxic Looking and Feeling!!
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Alien Secretion
1 shot Malibu liquer 1 shot Midori 3/4 of Pinapple Juice
Add alcohol first over ice then Pinapple juice and mix
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Innocence
1/2 Bicardi Limon, 1/2 Southern Comfort
Can be consumed as a chilled shot or a full fledged drink on ice. If it's too strong, add a dash of 7up or Sprite and enjoy !
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The Doodoo Caca Peepee
1 bottle of Jack Daniels 1 bottle of besijenaver (berry flavor liqueur) 1 bottle of Coke
Mix all that shit together. Use alot of Jack Daniels, a little bit less of the besi(only adds flavor), and mix as much coke as you wish. Have a drunken day
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Blue Mother Fucher
1/2 oz gin, 1/2 oz tequila, 1/2 oz vodka, 1/2 triple sec, 1/2 oz blue curacoa
Fill with sour, top with 7-up
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WATERMELON
3/4 oz. Absolut 3/4 oz. Midori
Fill with cranberry juice. Serve in rocks glass. Cool and refreshing like watermelon. Perfect for summer.
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1, 2, 3 and Your Out!
shot of rum 151 shot of tequila shot of vodka glass of orange juice
Drink each shot one after the other. Then the juice.
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Menstration (a Star Club Special)
1/2 oz. of Rum 151 1/2 oz. of Sambuca a drop of grenadine
Mix Rum 151 and Sambuca in a Brandy glass. The slowly drop the drop of Grenadine. Light it up. Do not turn the fire off. With a straw, drink everything in the glass. The object is to drink it all without melting the straw. Hint: The more you let it heat up, the harder it is to drink.
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Snakebite
1/2 pint hard cider 1/2 pint ale
Fill pint glass with equal parts cider and ale (Harp is the traditional beer in this drink). The alcohol will ferment in the glass. Be careful! This drink is a creeper.
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Texas Sweat
1 shot Grain Alcohol 1 shot Vodka 1 shot Rum 1 shot Tequila 1 shot Gin 1 Dash Grenadine
Mix together in one cup, filter back and forth through ice to chill. Then shoot it, delayed reaction will hit in 15 minutes. Drink Carefully and have fun.
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Maui Punch
2 oz. light rum,1 oz. cream, 1 oz. grenadene, fill with equil parts orange juice and pinaplle juice

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DENTINE
1/2 SHOT PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS,1/2 SHOT HAT DAMN SCHNAPPS,BOTH CHILLED
POUR EACH 1/2 SHOT IN GLASS STIR AND SERVE
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OUCH!!!
2 oz. rum 2 oz. vodka 2 oz. gin 2 oz. tequila 2 oz. bacardi 1/2 oz. apricot brandy top off with Dr. Pepper use exotic glass.
put it all in no paticular order
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cocaine (re. ROBIN,ROCKING ROBIN.)
3/4 oz kahalua,3/4 amaretto,3/4orange brandy,3/4 white sambucca milk.
layer in a tall glass packed with ice, top with milk. stir and enjoy!!!
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Detroit Red Wing
6 0z. Vernor's ginger soda 1-2 shots cinnimon schnapps
Combine ingredients. (From Z. Madere and A. Volkening)
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Raspberry Iced Tea
1/2 absolute Citron 1/2 tequila 1/2 rum 1/2 triple sec 1/2 gin 1/2 chambord 1 oz sour mix 7-Up
mix the liquears together then add the sour mix and top it off with 7-up
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Kool-Aid (Oh Yeah!)
1 shot ammeretto, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot vodka, 1/2 shot sloe gin, cranberry juice (to desired taste; you don't need much.... trust me!)
throw it all into the any galss that can hold it with ice. Believe it or not, it only takes a little cranberry to make it taste just like Kool-Aid. It will rock your world and you won't know why!
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scoobie snack
1oz. Bailey's, 1oz. vanilla schnapps, 1/2oz. amaretto, and coke to fill.
in a tall glass filled with ice add all ingredients excluding coke. **important** make sure coke is poured in slowly so's not to fizz. If using a gun, put it in another glass first, let it settle then add it to drink. stir with a tall straw and try not to drink it too fast!!
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Three Second Fudge
1/2 oz. Triple Sec, 1/2 oz. Godiva chocolate liquer, 1/2 oz. Godet white chocloate liquer.
Shake and pour into a CHILLED shooter glass.
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Guacamole Fizz
4oz orange juice 1oz red maui 1oz triple sec Sprite
Add schnapps and maui, add orange juice, fill with Sprite Mix well
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charley chaplin

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Banana Sunrise
2/3 oz. Creme des Bananas, 2/3 oz. Pina Colada, 2/3 oz. Malibu Rum, orange juice
shake the ingredients with ice and pour the drink into a highball glas. Enjoy!
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Liquid Cocaine
1 oz. jagermeister 1 oz. 151 rum
Stir and Strain
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Dead Cat
1/2 oz. 151 proof rum 1/2 oz. Rumplemintz 1/2 oz. Jaegermeister
mix w/ice and strain into shot glass
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Scooby Snack
1 oz Malibu Rum 1 oz Melon Liqeur Pineapple juice
1/4 Malibu, 1/4 Melon Fill almost to top with Pineapple juice, add splash of cream, shake, ganish with cherry
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Drunken Maiden's Good Do
1/4oz dark rum 1/4oz 151 1/4oz bluesberry schnapps 1/4oz malibu fill w/ oj poco grande glass shake collar w/ Rumple mintz add one cherry for the drunken maiden

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Cherry Bomb
Dash of grenadine, 3/4 shot of gin, dash of lemon juice
pour ingredients into shot glass in order given. Should form 2 or 3 layers (Usually the gin and lemon juice mix). shoot it!
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Ruby Tuesday
shot of gin, dash of grenadine
pretty self-explanatory. Put the grenadine in last so they will mix. this is a shot
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Dry Lemon
shot of gin, a little lemon juice.
simple. just fill up the shot glass almost all the way with gin, then add a little lemon juice. this is a shot
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Operation Mindfuck
Cherry Bomb, Ruby Tuesday, Dry Lemon (see recipes), Shot of gin, beer, glass of gatorade
Line up ingredients on the bar in the order given. Do the shots in order, take a swig of the beer (or if you prefer, chug the whole thing), take a swig of the gatorade. Congratulations, you are now legally brain-dead
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Jimmy Jumain
5 large ice cubes (or 10 small ones), Jim Beam, apple juice
put the ice in a tumbler glass, add enough Beam to cover the ice (or more if you like it stronger), fill with apple juice. Note: you may not be able to taste the alcohol at all. Trust me, it's there! Note2: you can substitute the Jim Beam. Jack Daniels is a Jack Jumain, Bacardi Rum is a Ron Jumain, Ronrico is a Rico Jumain, vodka is an Ivan Jumain, and Johnny Walker is a Johnny Appleseed
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Strawberry Delight
4 parts Clearly Canadian Summer Strawberry (chilled) 1 part Smirnoff Vodka 1 fresh strawberry
pour vodka, add Clearly Canadian, do not stir or shake slice strawberry bottom 3 times squeeze 1 drop of strawberry juice into drink place strawberry in glass ENJOY!!!!
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But Fucker
1 oz of rum light cream 1/2 oz of amaretto
Mix amaretto and rum i a highball-glass, with 2-3 ice cubes. Fill up with the cream. Drink i FAST
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A Furlong Too Late
2 Oz. Light Rum 4 Oz. Ginger Beer 1 Lemon Twist
Pour the rum and ginger beer into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Garnish with the lemon twist.
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Darn Toot'in
2 oz. Jack Daniels, 6 oz Prune Juice
put Jack in glass then fill with Purne Juice.
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TOP OF THE LINE RHINE
3 PARTS CARLO ROSSI WINE (RHINE/ OR CHABLIS) 1 PART OCEAN SPRAY MANGO/ TROPICAL BLEND JUICE AND SPLASH OF LEMMON
FILL GLASS ABOUT 3/4 0F THE WAY FULL WITH THE ROSSI. ADD THE JUICE, AND THEN THE HINT OF LEMON
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1st Degree Rugburn by R.L. Tillman
1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. gin, 1 oz. sweet & sour, splash OJ, splash cranberry juice, grenadine, 7up, and triple-sec
Put each of the shots of liquor in a hurricane glass, splash OJ, splash cran. juice, add a touch of grenadine, fill almost with 7up and float triple sec on top. For a Rugburn 2nd degree make as above but include a shot of Bac. 151 in the mix. For a Rugburn 3rd degree make as above but include a shot of 151 and a shot of Cuervo in the mix. HAVE FUN!
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Margarita Real
1 1/2 OZ. Good Tequila (your choice) 1 OZ. Cointreau 1 OZ. Orange Juice 2 OZ. Sweet and Sour Squeeze 1 Fresh Lime Ice
Fill Shaker with ice. Add all other ingredients. Shake well. Strain into attractive glass over picked ice. Garnish with fresh lime slice. Serve. (Salted Rim on Glass optional)
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The Heckler
equal parts Absolut Peppar and Chambord
Mix in shaker and strain into shot glass. Yeow that burns but what an aftertaste!
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Happy Hawaiian
2 parts rum, 1 part triple sec, one part sour mix and a splash of grenadine
Add all ingredients as above, grenadine last so that it "seeps" down into the rest of the drink. The origin of this drink is from the Blue Hawaiian, however many smaller bars don't carry Blue Curacao. I found Triple Sec to taste not that much different, and the red-orange color of the grenadine to be quite aesthetically pleasing. This drink may be served on the rocks or frozen.
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The Vicoria Station Boston Wharf Rat
3/4 oz. Puerto Rican Rum 1/2 oz. Apricot Brandy 6 oz. Orange Juice 3 3/4 oz. Sour Mix 1/2 oz. Grenadine
Mix and pour into a 22 oz. snifter Top with 1/2 oz. 151 proof Dark Rum
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ONE-EYED BANDIT
3/4 oz. absolut vodka, 1/4 oz. light bacardi rum, & a few drops of grenadine
fill shooter glass with vodka, then rum, then the grenadine and serve
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PASS OUT
1/2OZ KAHLUA 1/2OZ WHISKEY (JACK) 1/2OZ BACARDI 151
PLACE IN A LARGE COLD SHOT GLASS LAYER IN ORDER KAHLUA(BOTTOM) ,WHISKEY(MIDDLE),BARCARDI 151(TOP)
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Triple Threat submitted by [email protected]
1 oz Bacardi 151 1 oz Captain Morgan's 1 oz Myer's orange juice pineapple juice cranberry juice
fill collins glass with ice and build Bacardi 151 Captain Morgan's fill with equal parts of all three juices float Myers on top
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Banana Split
1 oz. 99 bananas (99 proof banana liqueur), 1/2 oz. dark creme de cacao (for the chocolate syrup), 1/2 oz. amaretto (for the nuts), 1/2 oz. Bailey's (for the cream), 2 oz. True crystals Banana Daiquiri mix (or something similiar), 1/2 oz. granadine
Blend well in blender all but the grenadine. When blended, pour into exotic glass, float the grenadine on top of the drink and garnish with a cherry and small banana slice.
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The Tim and Owen Bluebeerd
1 oz. of blue curaco ,beer
Into a tall skinny glass place one shot of blue curaco, then fill glass to top with beer, preferably Molson or Bud. The result should be a lovely green-blue.
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Totally Fuck You Upper
2 oz Tanqueray (not any cheap stuff) 2 oz Southern Comfort 3 oz mezcal (including the worm) 5 oz rum 151 splash peach schnapps 2-5 crushed Oreo cookies slice of pineapple 2 cherries 1 onion, minced
Blend at high speed until cookies are liquidated. Do not add ice, instead add Jello Jigglers, color of your choice. Float grain alcohol on top, light, and serve.
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Kangaroo
1/2 pint of cider (sweet works best) a triple Measure of Vodka a Bottle of snowball (or Advocade & a splash of lemonade) Blackcurrent cordial
Get a pint glass pour in cider try & float the snowball add vodka top up with blackcurrent to top/taste
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shequila hemple
1oz grenadine 1oz 7up 1/2 oz tequila
in tall drink glass add tequila to 7up and grenadine over ice mix, top with whipped cream and serve. finish off with a well-rolled joint, (may substitute with well packed bong) ENJOY!
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watermelon jello shots
two packages of jello melon liqueur vodka blue curacao
prepare jello per instructions on box *BUT* substitute one cup of water with the following: 1 cup melon liqueur 3/8 cup vodka 1/4 cup blue curacao pour into those little paper shot cups (if you have access to medicine cups from a hospital or doctor's office, they work very well) chill for 3-4 hours funny color but yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy!
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Sip and Go Naked
1 fifth of Vodka Six pack of Bud Light 1 Can of Limeade
Mix aLL of the ingredients together in a blender and serve.
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Frosty Coffee
3 oz. Kalhua 1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 oz. Amaretto 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
Blend with ice until thick Serve in chilled hi-ball glass Top with flakes of chocolate (optional)
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Watermelon shot
1/2 oz Southern Comfort 1/2 oz Creme de Noyeaux (1/2 Amaretto and 1/2 Grenadine can substutute) 1/2 oz Orange Juice
Mix over ice and strain. Add splash of 7-up for taste. Best Watermelon ever made.
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Little Willie Little Willie
1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz creme de mynthe, 1/2 oz bailys, 1/2 oz kaluha.
Mix with creame or milk.
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Bandera
1 shot tomato juice (red) 1 shot tequila (white) 1 shot lemon (green) (mexican flag,i.e. Bandera)

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Blue berry Hot
1 oz. ABSOLUT, 1 oz. strawberry mix,
fill with blueberrysoup
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Tootsie Roll
1 1/2 Kaluha 1 1/2 Ameretto Fill with OJ
Use cocktail glass filled with ice, Stir.
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buttery nipples buttery nipples
4 oz Baileys Irish Cream 4 oz Butterscotch schnapps
fill in the order listed make sure the Bailey's is chilled
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Fruit Afloat
1/4 cup of Bacardi Rum, 1/4 cup of Malibu Rum, 1/2 cup of Ginger Ale, any kind of fruit

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Blowjob
1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Tia Maria 1/2 oz. Kahl�a small glob of whipped cream
serve drink in shot glass add liquor and top with whipped cream drinker places mouth on shot glass and then tilts head back so that the shot slides down the throat no hands allowed!
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Blowjob
1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Tia Maria 1/2 oz. Kahl�a small glob of whipped cream
serve drink in shot glass add liquor and top with whipped cream drinker places mouth on shot glass and then tilts head back so that the shot slides down the throat no hands allowed!
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Russian Qualude
one shot each of any kind of rum,Frangelica,& Baileys
mix together and drink as a shot or add ice & drink slowly.
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Butter Cup
fill with equal parts Kahlua, Buttershots, Baileys Chill and serve as a shot

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Bobtini
2-3 oz good gin, 1 oz water, splash of scotch
mix w/ crushed ice. Great for those who like martin taste, but not the shock! The scotch just "softens" the gin.
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Nuclear Reaction
Everclear, stoli vodka 100, gatorade fruit punch,
in pitcher 1/2 everclear, 1/4 vodka, 1/4 gatorade. stir well, pour in 16 ounce Solo cups. serve chilled. drink till standing is done on ceiling. ALSO be sure to continue consumption until liver stops working.
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Hunch punch
151 rum or everclear HI Punch in 2 quart bottles sliced fruit your choice
mix 2 quarts of HI Punch to half bottle of 151! Mix in fruit and let stand over night and have a hell of a party
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suprise
1/2 cup vodka 1 cup orange juice 1 cup pineapple juice ice 1 tbs metholated spirits
stir it all up and drink
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Root Beer Float
1.0 oz Galliano 1.5 oz Absolut Vodka (the stronger the better) 1.5 oz Kahlua Coke Half & Half Cream
In a 16 oz. ice-filled glass, pour Kahlua, Vodka, and Galliano. In remainder of glass, fill half with cream and half with coke. Looks and tastes JUST like a rootbeer float, but doesn't act like one!
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Pimpernel
25 ml Vodka A dash of Grenadine A dash of Blue Curacao 10 drops of augostura fill up with ice and sparkling water

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Pimpernel Long Wodka
25 ml Vodka A dash of Grenadine A dash of Blue Curacao 10 drops of augostura fill up with ice and sparkling water
A small dash of augostura Add ice cubes 25 ml Vodka A dash of lime Fill up with lemonade
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LOOSE WET SNATCH
1/2 OZ VAGINAL FLUID, 1/4 OZ SEMEN, 1/4 OZ LIGHT RUM
FILL THE SNATCH WITH YOUR HOG, POUR IN SOME RUM AND LICK TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT
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totaly twiisted/fucked in seconds
1 26er whisky ( I used Crown Royal ) 1 can of coke
mix into empty 40 P.S. If you have plans for the next week cansel them can caus memory loss for a couple of days
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tang shot
-qt of tang powder mix -bottle(s) of vodka May follow with a nice (______)}~~~~~
mix vodka with tang use amounts on container or add extra vodka if your up to it! -serve as shots -or use in various drinking games (http://www.realbeer.com) ENJOY take one 4 me!
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Rattlesnake
1/3 oz. kahlua 1/3 oz. creme de cocoa 1/3 oz. Bailey's Irish creme
layer parts in shot glass.
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Bit O' Honey
1 oz. Butter Shots 1 oz. Butter Cream Fill goblet with ice and creamer

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Suicide
2 cl. Pernod, 2 cl. mint schnapps
mix together over ice into on the rocks glass.
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Mexican Chicken Mexican Chicken
1/4 oz. well tequila, 1/4 oz.151, 1/2 wild turkey

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L.A. SNAKEBITE
PINT GLASS: 1/2 WYDER'S PEAR CIDER THEN FLOAT GUINESS STOUT
USE WIDE SPOON FOR LAYERING
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CHOCOLATE APRICOT
HALF APRICOT BEER, HALF DARK STOUT
PINT GLASS: 1/2 APRICOT BEER (ALE), FLOAT STOUT ON TOP WITH WIDE SPOON
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B.M.W. (by Bj�rn Truelsen)
1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream 1 oz. Malibu Rum 1 oz. Whiskey
Shake well and add some ice cubes. Drink it FAST!!!
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NOTE: You should only use � oz. of each ingredient to make a B.M.W.
Or else it will be too much for one glass!!!
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General Lee
1 oz. Southern Comfort coke 7-up
Run a lemon wedge round the rim of a tall glass. Fill the glass with ice. Add 1 0z (or more *wink*) Southern Comfort. Fill remainder of glass with 1/2 coke, 1/2 7-up. add swizle stick and enjoy. MMmmmmmmm.
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Hammer
1 part sloe gin 3 parts orange juice
shake, on the rocks, highball glass
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Screaming Nazi
0.5 oz. Jaggermeister 0.5 oz. Rumple Mintze
Pour into shot glass and slam!
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Wrench
4 1/2 oz. vodka 12 oz. Tropical Punch Kool-Aid
put vodka in glass put Kool-Aid in glass add water drink repeat......alot
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Monkslide
1 oz. Bailey's, 1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. kahlua, 1 oz. Frangelico
layer with heaviest liquors (Bailey's and Frangelico) on the bottom, then kahlua, then vodka. A soda back is nice as a palate cleanser
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Captain Pep
8 oz. captain morgans 12 oz. pepsi
buy a big slam of pepsi drink it down half way down the lable then fill it back up with captain morgans and enjoy!
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sneaking carpet
4 centiliters of tequila 4 cntiliters of bacardi rum 4 centiliters of smirnoff vodka 4 centiliters of gin 4 centiliters of pisang ambon and fill up with orange juice and ice cubes in a pint glass.
put in the above described things and fill up a pint glass with orange juice and ice.
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EYE SPY EYE SPY
30ml Malibu 30ml Bacardi 15ml Armaretto 15ml Cointreau or Triple Sec 60ml Mango Puree 30ml Lemon Juice 30ml Passionfruit Pulp
Pour all ingredients into a shaker except for the passionfruit pulp, shake and strain over ice in a squall or hurricane glass. Top up with passionfruit pulp and soda water. Garnish with slice of lemon and red marachino cherry.
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Tequila Stuntman
1 oz Tequila
Mix just like the Tequila slammer. Pour the salt on the table. Down the Tequila in one shot. Sniff up the salt through a straw. And then whack the lemon slice into your eye.
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LEMON DEATH LEMON DEATH
5 OZ. EVERCLEAR, LEMONADE, SUGAR, GRENEDINE
START WITH EVERCLEAR IN LARGE GLASS. ADD 10oz OF LEMONADE AND TWO ICE CUBES. TASTE IT. IF TO STRONG ADD SUGAR UNTIL IT GETS SWEET ENOUGH THAT THE EVERCLEAR IS HID. THEN ADD GRENADINE FOR COLOR. DRINK THROUGH A STRAW. HAVE TWO OR THREE OF THESE AND PREPARE TO DIE.
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Top O' the Morning Top O' the Morning
1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. triple sec, 1.5 oz. orange juice, 1.5 oz. cranberry juice, .25 oz tequila
Add vodca and triple sec, pour in o.j. and cranberry juice together, add tequila
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Cyberlady (by St�phane Grialet)
1 oz. Cognac 1/2 oz. Cointreau 1/2 oz. field strawberry liqueur 1 oz. orange juice 1 dash lemon juice
Prepare in a shaker (half-filled with ice) and pour in a cocktail glass frosted with strawberry.
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Pop in the Cooter
3/4 oz. Malibu Rum, 1/4 oz. Grenadine, dash o' Sprite
Add Malibu to shot glass, Grenadine on top, dash the sprite over that. Short, sweet, and they remember it for a while.
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Fuck The Turks!!! Fuck The Turks Fuck The Turks... Greek Stile
(During the night, bar towels must be placed on the whole surface of the bar. These towels will eventually get drenched in spilt drinks.) THE REST IS SIMPLE. FILL YOUR GLASS WITH THE CONTENTS OF THAT TOWEL. (If You Dare)!!! zito i Elada...
Please be with a good friend who dose not drink and drive.
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Undercurrent
I shot Blue Caracao 1 shot Vodka 1 shot sour mix
layer in martini glass caracao, vodka then sour mix - no ice
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flaming courage
1 part after shock, 1 part avalanche blue, 1 part midori, top with bacardi 151
ingredients should be cold. layer schnapps, then midori, then top with 151, ignite and shoot
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flaming courage
1 part after shock, 1 part avalanche blue, 1 part midori, top with bacardi 151
ingredients should be cold. layer schnapps, then midori, then top with 151, ignite and shoot
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Sweet - Tart
1 shot Midori (or Melon Schnappes) 1.5 shots Vodka Whisky Sours
Add crushed ice to a 6-8 oz. glass. Pour vodka and Midori over ice. Add Whiskey Sours to taste (usually about 1.5 cups). Shake well, and add ice if necessary.
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Purple Panther Piss
* Vodka * Lemonade * Grape Soda * Ice
Obtain a large driking receptacle! Fill glass with equal amounts of above mentioned ingredients.
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Tyler's boiler maker
12 oz. Beer 1 shot tequilla
Pour beer into mug pour tequilla into shot glass drop tequilla filled shot glass into mug of beer Drink very quickly, and enjoy
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Nuclear Coffee
1 oz Kahlua, 1 oz. Grand Marnier, 1 oz. Amaretto, coffee, ice cream, whipped cream and cinnamon.
In a large brandy snifter, combine liqueurs, add to 3/4 full with coffee, add a scoop of vanilla ice cream, top with whipped cream and cinnamon. Great after dinner drink
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THREE WISE MEN (aka JIM JACK JOE)
1oz JIM BEAM 1oz JACK DANIELS 1oz TEQUILA (JOSE CUERVO)
MIX ALL THREE IN A HIGHBALL GLASS AND PRAY YOU WALK AWAY!
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Cherry Kurant Fill half shot glass with Wild Cherry Pepsi and fill rest with Abosolut Kurant

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CELICA
1 oz bourbon, 1 oz gin, splash o' gingerale

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CELICA
1 oz bourbon, 1 oz gin, splash o' gingerale

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CELICA
1 oz bourbon, 1 oz gin, splash o' gingerale

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Jade Jamaican
1 oz. vodka; 1/2 oz. melon schnapps; 1/2 oz raspberry schnapps; 1/2 oz. cocnut rum (preferable Malibu); 1/2 oz. Blue curacao; splash 7up; fill with pineapple juice
In a tall glass, pour all the alcohol in, splash with 7 up and fill with pineapple juice. Toss and serve garnished with fruit!
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tight snatch tight snatch
1/2 oz vodka, 1/2 oz peach schnapps 2 oz pineapple juice

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napalm
1/2 151, 1/2oz wild turkey 101, 1/2 oz hot damn cinnamon schnapps
equal parts of each shoot and burn!
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SHARK BITE
1 SHOT AMARETTO 3\4 SHOT MALIBU RUM SPLASH ORANGE JUICE SPLASH CHERRY GRENADINE
(SHOOTER) FILL SHAKER 1\4 FULL OF ICE ADD INGREDIENTS SHAKE AND STRAIN INTO SHOT GLASS
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strawberry fizz
1 egg, l small can frozen lemonade, l/4 cup half and half, 2 tbs 7up, l/2 pkg sweetened frozen strawberries,
pour all ingredients into blender and fill with ice and blend well. great brunch drink
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shirley temple
2 oz. of vodka half a cup of sprite and a tee spoon of marashino juice

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Nutty Irishman
1 oz. Frangelico, 1 oz. Baileys
Fill with coffee, Top with whipped cream. YUMMMMMMY!!!!
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SPRINGBOK
2 PARTS PEPPERMINT LEQEUR 1 PART "FLUFFED UP" CAPE VELVET.

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Fucked Life By, Andie Simons
1/2 oz. Grenaden, 1/2 oz. Vodka, slpash of OJ.
In tall shot glass put Grenaden the flao vodka on top. Then add the splash of oj. DON'T MIX. serve and drink fast.....
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Tropical Twister
1 oz. Bacardi Limon Rum, 1 oz. Citrus Flavored Vodka, 1 oz. Grapefruit Gin, 1 oz. Tequila, 1 oz. Malibu Rum mix with plenty of Tropicana Fruit Juice & crushed Ice

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Captain & Coke
-Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum -Coca Cola
The more you drink, the more "Captain" you put in your drink.
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Pearl Harbor
1/2 Midori, 1/2 Vodka, Pineapple Juice
Ice in glass, Add indgredients and STIR.
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Hangover
3oz Vodka, 1 oz Kaluha, 2 oz Whisky, 1 oz Beer
mix, chug!
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Duck Fart
1/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Bailey's Irish Cream, Dash of Crown Royal
Pour into a shot glass in the order given...Pour Irish Cream over a cold spoon on top of Kahlua to keep separated...Add dash of Crown Royal...Enjoy!
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Bend Me Over & F**K Me
1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. southern comfort
fill with pineapple juice, splash of grenadine
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Buttery Nipple
1/2 Baileys Irish Cream 1/2 Butterscotch Schnapps
shoot Baileys should float!
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the steamboat
30%.96%alcohol 70%.hot water
mix it and add some sugar.
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SNAPPLE
1/2OZ Ameretto 1/2ozMalibu rum 1/2oz peach schnaps fill w/equal parts pineapple,sweet&sour,7up splash of grenedine
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jamacian quailude
1/2ozBaileys,1/2ozFrangelico,1/2oz malibu rum 1 1/2oz half&half
combine liquers and cream in a shaker w/ice shake and strain in a chilled stemed 3oz glass (this drink is realy good)
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Floor Hugger
1/2 oz. Tequilla 1/2 oz. Peppermint schnapps

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Widdow Maker
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Wild Turkey 1 oz. Citrus Vodka

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Floor Hugger
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Wild Turkey 1 oz. Citrus Vodka

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P. T. 109
1 1/2 oz light rum, 1/4 oz peach schnapps, 2 scoops vanilla bean ice cream. Peach mix: puree of two peeled peaches, 2t lime juice, 1Tb. sugar.
Blend both mixes seperately, then add them together in a glass without thouroughly mixing the two. Granish with a sprig of mint.
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vodka enlightener
vodka (any kind), carbonated water,lemon or lime wedge.
pour 1.5 oz. of vodka into a high ball glass over ice. fill glass with carbonated water and garnish with lemon or lime wedge. I find this drink very refreshing.
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lava lamp lava lamp
3/4 oz triple sec 1/4oz peach schnapps splash grenadine splash baileys

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CARROT CAKE
1/2 OZ. BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS 1/2 OZ IRISH CREAM LIQUEUR 1/4 OZ. CINNANMON SCHNAPPS
SHAKE AND STRAIN SUBMITTED BY JIM DONEGAN AT CHURCH STREET TAVERN, BURLINGTON, VT. E-MAIL [email protected]
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peppermint shnow cone
1 1/2 oz. 100 proof peppermint schnapps or 2 or 3, Coke, snow.
Put schnapps in a 16 oz. Glass Fill 3/4 with warm coke. Fill to the top with snow.
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greg s wine kooler greg's wine kooler
4oz chardonay 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. lime juice 1 oz. oj top with lime soda garnish with lemon, lime,orange,wedge

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Sex on the Beach in Winter or ( Sex on a Ski doo)
3/4 oz. Vodka, 3/4 oz. Peach Schanpps, 3 oz. Pineapple Juice, 3 oz. Cranberry Juice, 1/2 tsp. Cream of Coconut
1. Fill blender with 3 oz. ice add all ingredients. 2. Blend until smooth 3. Pour into a Zombie or Sling Glass
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cum in the hot tub
3/4 oz rumplemintz 3/4 oz wild turkey 1 drop 1/2 & 1/2
rumplemintz wild turkey 1/2 & 1/2 in cordial glass
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Mudslide Mudslide
1 oz Vodka 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's Original Irish Cream
Fill mixing glass with ice Add vodka, kahlua and bailey's Shake Strain into chilled glass
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Slow Comfortable Screw
1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz sloe gin 1/2 oz southern comfort orange juice
Fill highball glass with ice Add vodka, sloe gin, and sothern comfort Fill with orange juice and stir
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Urban Cowboy Urban Cowboy
1/2 oz. Jack Daniels,1/2 oz.Southern Comfort.

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Horny Bull
1/3 oz.White Rum,1/3 oz.Vodka,1/3 oz.Tequila.
Mix all them together in a shooter glass.
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Forest Fire
1 can root beer, 1 bottle beer, 8 oz. gin
stir well
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Smurf Piss
1 oz. light rum 1 oz. blueberry schnapps 1/2 oz. blue caraco
fill with equal parts 7-up and sour drink is on the rocks
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Monkey Fuck
3/4 oz. Malibu, 3/4 oz. Sloe Gin, 3/4 oz. Banana liquer, 3/4 oz. Triple sec.
Pour over ice in tall glass and fill with 7-up
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Monkey Fuck
3/4 oz. Malibu, 3/4 oz. Sloe Gin, 3/4 oz. Banana liquer, 3/4 oz. Triple sec.
Pour over ice in tall glass and fill with 7-up
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Frozen Mud Slide
2 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 glass of vanilla ice cream
blend, serve in a glass swirled with chocolate and topped with whipped cream
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Melon special Melon Special (Long Drink)
3cl Midori 2cl Cointreau 1cl Absolute vodka 1del Orange juice 2del Ginger Ale

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Jeff's Buschwacker
In a large blender combine the following: 3oz - Bacardi light rum 2oz - Khalua 1 1/2oz - light Creme de Cacao 1 Tbsp - Coco Lopez 2 or 3 scoops Vanilla Ice Cream Ice
Blend until thick and smooth, pour into CHILLED pint glass and float 151 on top. Also pour small amount of 151 into the large drink straw.
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Red Snapper
1 1/2 oz Crown Royal 1 oz Amaretto
fill with cranberry juice and serve as a shooter.
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After Birth
3 oz. vodka, 2 oz. peach schnapps,1 oz. Southern Comfort, 4 oz. Ginger Ale
Fill cup with ice, add the alcohol, then add the Ginger Ale
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klkllk
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jello shooters
1 pack of orange jello mix 2 cups peachtree schnapps.
follow instructions on the jello box add schnapps instead of cold water.
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Groovy Bagpipe
1 oz. sour mix, 1 1/2 oz. vodka, splash of grenadine, 7up
mix first three ingridents together and then fill glass with 7up. Use 20 oz. plastic cup...I think
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Queen of Hearts (see Alice in Wonderland)
3/4 oz. cranberry vodka, champagne, two lemon wedges
pour cranberry vodka into cocktail glass, fill with champagne, squeeze in the juice of two lemonwedges
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apollo 11
3 1/2 oz. Absolut Citron, 1 oz. orange Gatorade
shake with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass with the rim frosted with Tang
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ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
1 SHOT EVERCLEAR 1 SHOT TEQUILA 1 SHOT VODKA AND LOTS!!! OF COURAGE

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Cement Mixer
1 shot baileys irish cream 1 shot lime juice
fill up two separate shot glasses one with baileys, and one with lime juice put the baileys into your mouth first but do not swallow just yet, add the shot of lime juice and mix it up in your mouth. Now Swallow!!
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Blow Job
1 oz. vodka (absolute) 1 oz. peach schnapps 1 oz. Baily's Irish Cream
fill with Baily's at the bottom Peach Schnapps in the middle and vodka on top cover will whipped cream in a shot glass make a layered look
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Pina Colada
5 oz. dark rum, 7 oz. pineapple juice, 3 tablespoons coco lopez, 1/2 a banana, ice
pour 5 oz. rum into blender then fill blender up 3/4 of the way up with ice. then pour 7 oz. pineapple juice in, next add 1/2 banana and coco lopez. finally blend and serve in a exotic glass.
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Tangy Snatch
3/4 oz. Stoli Ohranj, 1/4 oz. Midori, 1/4 oz. peach schnapps, 1/4 oz. banana liquour, 1/2 oz. O.J., 1/2 Sweet & Sour.
Shake & Strain. ENJOY!!!
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Swift surprise Swift Surprise
blender full of ice,4oz.milk,5oz.malibu,blend,float grenadine on top
load blender, mix, serve
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THE RAINY DAY DRINK
1 12 OZ.CAN BEER.1 OZ.JACK DANIELS.2 OZ.OF DR PEPPER
IN LARGE CUP COMBINE AND STIR ALL 3 INGREDIENTS OVER ICE ENJOY THE BUZZ MY FRIENDS
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THE RAINY DAY DRINK
1 12 OZ.CAN BEER.1 OZ.JACK DANIELS.2 OZ.OF DR PEPPER
IN LARGE CUP COMBINE AND STIR ALL 3 INGREDIENTS OVER ICE ENJOY THE BUZZ MY FRIENDS
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THE RAINY DAY DRINK
1 12 OZ.CAN BEER.1 OZ.JACK DANIELS.2 OZ.OF DR PEPPER
IN LARGE CUP COMBINE AND STIR ALL 3 INGREDIENTS OVER ICE ENJOY THE BUZZ MY FRIENDS
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CIA DOG POUND
1/2 PINT OF GIN, 1/2 BOTTLE OF KWIWI STRAWBERRY WINE COOLER, 1 1/2 CUP OF ORANGE JUICE.
POUR GIN,IN GLASS FILLED WITH ICE, POUR IN THE WINE COOLER AND ORANGE JUICE. STIR WITH STRAW.
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PINK PUSSY
1 can frozen pink lemonade concentrate, some gingerale, fill half to full lemonade canister with vodka, mix with ice in blender.
1 can frozen pink lemonade concentrate, some gingerale, fill half to full lemonade canister with vodka, mix with ice in blender.
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Velvet Hammer (Stanford Style)
2 oz. vodka 2 oz. champagne 7-Up Gummi Bear
pour equal parts vodka and champagne over a few cubes of ice fill glass the rest of the way with 7-up add the Gummi Bear mix
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Carrot Cake
1/2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps 1/2 oz. Cinnomon Schnapps 1/2 oz. Irish Creme
Shake and strain.
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Tuaca Sour
1 oz. Tuaca 1 oz. Skyy vodka 3/4 oz. Rose's lime juice
Shake all 3 ingredients together in shaker with ice and serve as a drink or shot, whichever is preferred.
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Gotceron
1/2 oz teq , 1/2 oz lemon juice, 3/4 oz vodka
add teq first and then the vodka and then the lemon last
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Innocence
1/2 oz. Raspberry Schnapps, 1/4 0z. lemonade

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Innocence
1/2 oz. Raspberry Schnapps, 1/4 0z. lemonade

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Innocence
1/2 oz. Raspberry Schnapps, 1/4 0z. lemonade

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WEST COAST SWALIE wEST COAST SWALIE WEST COAST SWALIE
1/2 oz. vodka + dash irn-bru
fill with 1 part vodka and small dash of irn-bru
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Pierced Navel
1/2 oz citric tequila (hard to find, but worth it) 1 oz peach schnapps 1/4 oz vodka 1/8 oz peppermint schnapps
mix and down it helps to have had a few fuzzy navels and hairy navels earlier
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Chocolate Covered Cherry
Truffles White Cocolate Liquor Amaretto di Saronno Bailys Irish Cream
Layer equal amounts of each in a shot glass. Shoot it down!! It's Fantastic!!
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Kiss of Jeff
1 full body of jeff 5 gallons tequila 2 1/2 litres wesson oil 2 32 gallon trashbags 50 Gallon drum
Shake Jeff well. Pour approximately 1 gallon of diluted Tequila into Jeff. Shake Jeff again...not too "hard", that will come later. In a regular sized 50 gallon drum, mix remainder of Tequila and oil; like a smoothy. Cut bags along seam, cover carpet,spread out the Jeff. Let dissolve until drunk. Have a party!!
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Cool Breeze-By Shell
1oz. chambord 1oz.amaretto 1oz.slow gin 3oz.pineapple juice splash of 7-up
Poor equal amounts of liquor into a tulip glass. Add juice and 7-up. Shake. Serve with orange slice and a cherry.
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Shark Vomit
1 part beer 1 part whiskey 1 part milk 2 parts grape juice 1/2 can tuna
Mix in blender, pour into a highball glass, drink. Vomit into same highball glass, pass to next person. Repeat.
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ALOHA
1/2 oz each,vodka,triple sec,light rum,gin,tequila 1 oz orange juice, splash of grenadine.
A DRINKABLE LONG ISLAND!
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CHILLY NIPPLE
1/2 oz each,chambord,dark rum,triple sec 1 oz each juice,cranberry,orange,pineapple
Mix and Enjoy! Taste Great! Less Filling!
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KILLER
OJ AND 1 PAIR OF GLOVES
REMOVE GLOVES BEFORE SHAKING!
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Big, Harry Pussy
40oz. pussy juice

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Tonio
whisky (1/2 oz) , Rum (1/2 oz) , Vodka (1/2 oz , Gin (1/2 oz) , Tequila (1/2 oz) , Martini Dry (1/2 oz) , Soco (1/2 oz) , Jet 27 (mint liqour , 1 oz) , Sprite (1 oz) , Lemonade (1 oz)
mix in the liqurs first (equal part for all) , then add the Jet 27 , then equal parts of Sprite and Lemonade. Mix well. Serve with ice and straw... and watch out!
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The "Be Hung Over Blind" drink
20 oz Nightshade wine (or something gross!) 20 oz Beer (who cares what kind) an egg ice and a little canned evaporated milk 20 oz of your fave 80 proof liquor
Just mix it all in a big punch bowl, let people drink it at parties... You see where it gets it's name from.
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Joe-a-lyzer
10 oz Orange Liquer, Molasses, ice, chocolate syrup,Coca-Cola, 10 oz cranberry liquer, and some (10 oz) of everclear...
put it in a turkey baster, shake it all up, and shot it down, your throat. Tastes like shit.
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KERRY'S HOPE
1 oz. melon liquor, 1 oz. blue curacao, 1 oz. vodka 1 oz. rum, 1 oz. peach schnapps, 1/2 oz triple sec 1/2 oz gin, 3 oz. sweet & sour lemon mix, 3 oz. lemon soda like "SEVEN UP" or "Sprite"
Fill a shaker with little pieces of ice to the top.Mix in the shaker all the liquors. Add the sweet & sour mix + the lemon soda. Shake well. Serve in a tall glass with a cherry and any available juicy piece of fruit. & Cheers...
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ROOSVELT 229
1 OZ. BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM, 1 OZ. COFFEE LIQUER, 1 OZ. FRANGELICO, 1 0Z. AMARETTO, 1/2 OZ GRANDMARNIER LIQUER 1/2 OZ GRANADINE SYRUP, 4 OZ. SWEET COCONUT CREAM
USING A BLENDER PUT TINY PIECES OF ICE AND MIX THE LIQUERS. AFTER 15 SECONDS "SEE THE MOVEMENT OF THE BLENDER'S BLADE", ADD THE GRANADINE SYRUP & THE SWEET COCONUT CREAM. SERVE IN A COLLINS GLASS AND SERVE WITH STRAW.
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What the hell
2 oz Midori, 2 oz Vodka, 2 oz Chambord, add 7-up to taste
mix in a large cup, like an Eskimo Joe's cup
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Cosmic Coma Tea
To make a batch fo 50 drinks 425 gram ice tea mix 66oz vodka (your choice) 26oz orange laquior 2 lemons squeezed (slice first) 5 limes squeezed (slice first) 26oz coke (Not Pepsi) chill with 2 trays of ice for 20 minutes and serve (NOT RESPONSABLE FOR PEOPLES STUPID ACTIONS)

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GORILLA FART
1 oz. BACARDI "151" 1 oz. Bourban stir over ice, pour into highball glass, "CHUG IT'
SEE ABOVE
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Slutty Suzie
In a tall glass: 1 oz peachsnapps, 1 oz baileys, 1 oz sambuca(white) Fill the rest of the glass with grenadine, orange juice, and lime bar mix. Tastes great! courtesy of the official party bar.

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Hurricane
1 oz. Light rum 1 oz. dark rum 1/2 oz. Grenadine 1 oz. triple sec. 4 oz. Pineapple juice

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Summer Strawberry Dacquie
1 shot light rum 1 cup fresh strawberrys 1/2 kiwi 1 cup ice
mix all ingredents in a blender for a nice summer drink
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Pitbull on crack!!!
3/4 Jagermeister 3/4 Honey Jagermeister 3/4 Goldschlager 3/4 Rumpleminze Top it off with 151.
you can build it or shake and strain, with this much booze it doesn't much matter what you do with it.
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NYQUIL
1 oz Abosolut, 1 oz Midori, 1/2 oz Blue Curacao 3 oz sour mix
mix well in shaker should be the color of nyquil strain then pour
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Atomic nutt drop
2cups tequila, 1/2cup irish malt liquor, 1/4cup Jim beam, tabasco sauce, gateraid.
mix tequila, Irish malt liquor, Jim beam, tabasco sauce, then fallow that with a gulp of gateraid.
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hot titty
2 oz scotch,1 oz breastmilk, 1 teaspoon tabasco
pour in jug and mix well. slam it, don't nurse it. goodnight baby!
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love to do aaron love to do aaron
package of kool-aid(cherry) lots of J.D., 4 shots of tequila,, 2 cans Keystone.
add tequila,whiskey to kool-aid mix. now both chug beers.(there should be 2 people-preferably a guy and a girl).Now you'll see why I love to do aaron!!
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Egyptian Romance
1oz 99 Bananas 1oz Wilderberry Schnapps 1oz Vodka or Rum Orange Juice Grenedine
Pour liquors over ice in a collins glass add OJ and grenedine. Garnish : Orange slice folded by a cherry!!!YUMMY
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blond and beautiful
1-12oz blond beer with 1 shot of Captin Morgans for a creme soda taste
add 1 shot w/beer mix througley
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Surfer on Acid
1 oz Jagermeister .5 oz Malibu Rum .5 Pineapple juice
Put contents into mixing cup and glass with ice, shake and strain. Meant as a shooter.
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Puddin' Tang
1/2 oz. Tang� Powder 1 oz. Light Rum Whipped Cream
Mix rum and Tang� in 1.5 oz. shot glass, top with whipped cream and shoot it.
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lunchbox
1oz. amaretto 1oz. orange juice, no pulp 1/2 cup of your favorite beer
mix together and stir
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Virgin Killer
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151, 1/2 Bacardi light, 1/2 Barcardi dark, grenadine, and a bit of Dr.Pepper
fill tall glass with ice, add the Rums, and fill the glass with Dr.Pepper Splash with a bit of grenadine and top it with a cherry!
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TOFFEE COFFEE
3/4 OZ. BUTTERSCOTCH SCHAPPS, 3/4 OZ. FRANGELICO (hazelnut liqueur), dash of 1/2 & 1/2 light cream, coffee
in a pousse cafe, highball or hurricane glass, add liquors & cream, fill with coffee, add whipped cream and cinnamon if desired. Yummmmmm!
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Martian Urine Sample#1
1 part Melon 1 part Banana 1 part peach
fill a coctail glass with ice pour in alcohol fill with sprite and top with a lime
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Martian Urine Sample#2 Martian Urine Sample #2
1 part melon 1 part blue curacao 1 part pear
same as Martian #1
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Blackwater shooter
1/2 oz. white creme de cacao 1/2 oz. black sambuca 1/2 oz. blue curacao
layer aech one starting with the white cacao and ending with the blue curacao
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Knockout
1 3/4 oz. rum 1oz vodka 1/2 squeezed lemon And splash of grapefruit juice serve w/ lemon or grapefruit slice

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On your ass
6oz. homemade moonshine with good beed 3oz. jack daniels or strongest shit you got! slash of southern comferts hot as fire and half liter of mountain dew
add ingretients in order as listed and stand back while smoke claers make sure and serve for two becouse if you dont your a stupid ass!!!
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On your ass
6oz. homemade moonshine with good beed 3oz. jack daniels or strongest shit you got! slash of southern comferts hot as fire and half liter of mountain dew
add ingretients in order as listed and stand back while smoke claers make sure and serve for two becouse if you dont your a stupid ass!!!
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Finnish Bear Killer
5oz Finlandia Vodka(that has been in the freezer overnight) 1oz Bacardi Rum 1 Marachino cherry
Keep a glass along with a bottle of Finlandia Vodka in the freezer overnight. Pour 5 oz of Vodka into the glass. Then pour in the 1 oz of Bacardi. Then placea cherry on the top. TO DRINK: Eat the cherry then take back the whole drink. This drink will get you drunk quick.
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Recliner

1 part vodka 1/2 part whiskey 1 part sour mix 2 part pineapple juice 1 part orange juice 1 part cranberry juice splash of grenadine
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Liquid Cocaine
1 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz Yukon Jack, 1 oz Amarito 1 oz Slo Gin, 1 oz Pineapple Juice, 2 oz Orange Juice
Mix together and strain over ice into shot glasses
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DEWKA
3 oz. VODKA(100 PROOF) 12 oz. MOUNTAIN DEW
Build in whatever you can find. Add Ice.
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HOT JAVA,S MULTIMEDIA
1/2 NOS PEACH HALVES 1OZ HERSHEYS STRAWBERRY SYRUP 1OZ HALF & HALF 1/2OZ SWEET & SOUR MIX 1 OZ PEACH NECTAR
METHOD : BLEND WITH 1 SCOOP OF CRUSHED ICE GLASS : COLLINS 14.5OZ GARNISH : ORANGE WEDGE & CHERRY ( FLAGGED ON RIM )
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Double striker
1 1/2oz dark rum 1 tbsp frozen lime concentrate (limeade) 1 artifical cherry (marichino)
Pour rum, top with frozen lime and then cherry. Shoot and chew. Exclaim, "DOUBLE STRIKER!"
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Kahlua colada
1 oz. Kahlua 1/2 oz. light rum 1 oz. cream of coconut 2 oz. pineapple juice 1 cup cushed ice
blend kahlua, rum, cream of coconut pineapple and ice
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PINK SINKER
1 Part Midori 2 Parts Kahlua 2 Parts Baileys
Layer in order of ingredients into a shot glass. 3-5 shots and you'll be public sex beast No. 2. (After me of course!).....creator: snowjob!!!
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harrison shot
1/3 oz wild turkey 101, 1/3 oz barenjager, 1/3 oz rumpleminze
chill on ice, strain and serve as a shot.
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Super around the world
1pack martell V.S.O.P.,1pack cordon bleu,1pack chivas regal, 1pack X.O.supreme,1pack vodka, 1pack bourbon, 1pack tequila, 1pack contuer, 1pack white wine, 1pack pernord & 1pack sugar syrup
Put everything into a shaker with ice, shake well & pour into a marrun glass. A SURE KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Heaven's Gate
1 oz. tequila, 1 oz. southern comfort, 1 can of surge, splash of grenadine.
mix all ingredients in glass, then splash grenadine. A few of these and you will be taken to another world.
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kevorkian
1/2 oz. jack daniels, 1/2 oz. bacardi 151.
chill and pour into shot glass.
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jim jones cooler
1/2 oz. Sothern comfort 1/2 oz. midori 1/2 oz. Absolute 1/2 oz. Sloe gin
fill with cranbery & ice shake serve
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'Ole Muttley's Elixure
1/2 oz. sothern comfort 1/2 oz. goldschlager 1/4 oz. Absolute 1/4 oz. coke
Mix well You may prefer it chilled I REALLLLLLLLLLY hope you like the taste of robetussen!!!!
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FAST TRAXS
32OZ GLASS 3/4 ICE 4TO 80Z VODKA AND TOP OF WITH FLAT DIET MT. DEW NUST BE DIET
MIX WELL
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prarie fire
1 oz. wild turkey 1 oz. tequila 3 drops tabasco
do not stir or mix just drink
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Hummingbird
1 Ripe bannana, ice, Old Jamaican Coffee (Dark Rum), Baileys, strawberry syrup, milk.
This makes a 16oz. drink. Pour 2 oz strawberry syrup, 4 oz Baileys and 2 oz Old Jamaican Coffee into mixer. Drop in a bannana and fill up mixer with ice. Top off with milk and blend until smooth. Makes two 8 oz drinks.
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Skinny Pirate
1 oz. Captian Morgan Spiced Rum Diet Coke

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NO FEAR
Just a little bit of every kind of hard liquer that you have around.
Mix in a bottle and shake for 30 seconds.
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Jungle Love
1/2 oz. Malibu rum 1/2 oz. Midori 1/2 oz. Chambord Splash of orange juice Splash of pineapple juice Splash of cranberry juice
Shake and strain. Shot.
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Nick's Sports Grille's Gingerbread man
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 oz. Butterscotch schnapps 1/2 oz. Goldschlager
This can be layered or it can be shaken and strained into a shot glass.
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Nick's Sports Grille's Gingerbread man
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 oz. Butterscotch schnapps 1/2 oz. Goldschlager
This can be layered or shaken and strained.
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Chocolate-Covered Cherry
(shot) 1\2 Crown Royal 1\2 Amaretto
Fill shot glass with equal parts Crown Royal an amaretto, stir.
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Vanilla Vargas
1 shot bacardi 151 rum, 1 shot crown royal, 4 shots vanilla liqeur, 1 can of pepsi, and crushed ice.
Fill a 32 oz glass half way with crushed ice. Then add the shots of rum, crown royal and vanilla liqeur. Finally, pour the can of pepsi into the mixture and stir well.
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My Little Creation
1 oz. Absolut, 3/4 oz. Blackberry liqueur, 1/2 oz. Creme de Noyaux add Orange and Cranberry juice to mix and shake! Can be shooter or refreshing drink w/ ice

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FOUR HORSEMEN FOUR HORSEMEN
1 shot 151 rum 1 shot jagermister 1 shot rumplemints 1 shot goldschlager
make sure liquor is very cold mix well pour into 2 cups pass out
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Watermelon
1 quart vodka, 1 quart rasberry schnapps, 1 quart peach schapps, on bottle sweet and sour mix
mix in a four-quart pitcher and refrigerate for at least 1 hour. when chilled, pour in glass over ice and serve
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Genetic Fuck-up
1&1/2 oz white rum half and half of lime cordial and lemon juice
Add ingredients to ice
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Up the Arse Sideways
In a shot glass: 1/3 black Sambuca 1/3 vodka 1/3 lemon juice
Layer in this order: Sambuca, lemon juice, vodka Shoot on one gulp!
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Life Sucks Get Drunk
1 glass Scotch on the rocks followed by a glass of 2 shots Southern Comfort and 1 shot each of Kahlua, Irish Cream, and Amaretto followed by a glass of equal shots of Southern Comfort, Scotch, Kahlua, Irish Cream, and Amaretto
Finally build up the nerve to ask out that special woman in your life only to find out from her roommate that she dropped out of school the day before. You may use your entire liquor collection, mine was limited. Start drinking until your friends fall asleep and continue until you pass out. Repeat as often as needed.
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Extreme Sports Drink
2 oz. Bacardi 151, 1 oz. Tequila, in a glass full of Surge soft drink.
Drink 4 or five before engaging in Snowboarding, Surfing, Skateboarding, Bungee jumping, Paintball, or any other so called "extreme sport".
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International Slam
1 part kaluha 1 part baileys irish cream 1 part grand marinier 1 part frangelica
Layer in the order listed. This is alomst exactly like a B-52 only with a hint of cherry from the frangelica. I didn't know what to call it but an International slam seemed appropriate since it has such a wide variety of ingredients. Enjoy!!
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Arizona Mother fucker
2 oz. vodka or rum your choice (They both taste great!) 2 oz. buttersotch schnapps 2 oz. kaluha 2 oz. baileys irish cream or heavy cream serve in a tall, thin glass straw
Pour ingredients in the order listed and stir. You can substitute cream for baileys if you do not want the entire drink to be alcohol, but you can't really tell. It tastes great either way. About 4 drinks is enough to put you in a party mood.
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Train Wreck
Use whatever is there.
Lift up the rubber straining mat from the bar counter and pour all contents into a shot glass, Drink and Pray
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Evil
1/2 oz. Jagermeister 1/2 oz. bailey's Irish creme
pour in shot glass and enjoy pure unrelenting evil
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PASSION
1 1/4 oz. Malibu 3/4 oz. Creme De Noya Fill w/ Orange Juice
Shake & Strain Into Collins
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The WAVE
1/2 oz. Blue Curacco 1/2 oz. Absolute Citron 1/2 oz. Malibu
You can add a splash of sour if it's to strong Stir & Strain Into Shot Glass
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RHYTHM
1 oz. Malibu 1/2 oz. Creme De Noya 3/4 oz. Chambord Fill W/ Sour Mix
Shake & Strain Into Collins Glass
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KASHMIR
1 1/4 OZ. CAPTAIN MORGANS 1/2 OZ. MALIBU 3/4 OZ. RUM 151 1/2 OZ. PEACH SCHNAPPAS 3/4 ORANGE JUICE SPLASH PINEAPPLE TOP 1 OZ. BLUE CURACCO
SHAKE & STRAIN INTO LARGE GLASS SHOULD BE GREEN
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Becky Special Becky Special
1/2 Vodka 1/2 Malibu Rum
fill with equal parts of sour mix and orange juice and add a little bit of grenadine shake and serve on the rocks or as a shooter
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Danne`s blue
4 cl blue curacao, 2 cl cockspur rum, 2 cl sour mix, 3 cl fresh lime, fill with 7-up.
shake, strain into highball glass
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Gold passion
6 cl cockspur gold rum, 3 cl passion sirop, 4 cl fresh lime,
shake, with crushed ice, pore into lowball glass.
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CRAZY CREAM SODA
Vanillacuddy's and Root Beer
Fill cup 1/3 with Vanillacuddy's and pour in one can of root beer. (Tastes so good, you'll be downing 'em like CRAZY!)
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G Spot
I am not positive about the amounts, I asked for a strong drink at my favorite bar that I wouldn't taste the liquer and this is what I got! So here goes: 1/2 shot vodka 1/2 shot triple sec 1/2 shot raspberry schnapps 1/2 shot cranberry schnapps
fill with carbonated water (sour?)
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Under The Influence
1/2 Oz. Southern Comfort 1 Oz. Banana Liquer
Fill With Pineapple Juice Ice might help
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RUMp Shaker
1 Shot Bacardi 151 1 Shot Bourbon
Fill with Orange Juice
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The Host
3 Oz. Whiskey Sour 2 Oz. Sherry Creme
Shake Well Squeeze of Lemon
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Smash
12 0z. vodka, 12 oz. orange juice and a couple of crushed ice cubes
Just mix them together and get tight!!!!!!!
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limeaide
2 oz. Absolut Citron cranberry juice 7-up
fill glass with cranberrt juice add a slash of 7-up sqeeze a lime in drink
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Liquid Cocaine
3/4oz. amaretto 3/4oz. grand marnier 3/4oz. southern comfort splash of orange juice splash or pineapple juice shake and pour of a glass of ice

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cherry busters
1/2oz vodak 1/2oz gin 1/2oz peach snapps orange juice to fill serve with ice
shake and serve with ice
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miles of smiles
3/4 Seagrams VO 3/4 Amaretto 3/4 peppermint Schnapps
shake over ice till chilled serve in shot glass
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Junior Mint
3ct Malibu 3ct Creme De Cocoa 3ct Creme de Menthe OR 1/3oz Malibu 1/3oz Creme de Cocoa 1/3oz Creme de Menthe
Serve in any small glass add liquers, and shake server chilled, w/o ice. OR combine all three 1/3oz amounts in a shot glass
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Pink lemonade
2oz. Absolut Citron vodka (or your favorite citrus base vodka) 2oz. Sour mix 1oz. cranberry juice
Shake well with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight in shot glass. The amount of ingredients is adjustable. Mix to taste. Many people like more vodka and only a dash o' cranberry. It's a good sissy looking drink that ain't so sissy once you finish it and feel the effects. Cheers, Tigger
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Hot jolt
2 or 3oz. pepper vodka 1 bottle Jolt cola
Stir and add ice. Cheers, Tigger
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soft touch
1/2oz. bailey's 1/2oz. peach brandy 4oz.pinacolada mix 1/3 ripe banana 1scoop shaved ice frozen,smooth

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SLIPPERY DICK
2/3 OZ KAHLUA 1/3 OZ BUTTERSHOTS 1/3 OZ BAILEYS IRISH CREA,
FLOAT EACH LAYER IN SHOT GLASS.
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stop light
1 shot Alabama slammer,1 shot screw driver,1 shot melonball
drink the three shots in the order of a stop light. Alabama Slammer,screw driver,melonball.
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cocaine shooter
1/2 oz.grand marnier 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. tia maria 1/2 oz. bacardi 151
shak over ice and strain into shotglass
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OXFORD COOLER
MALIBU, MASHED SRAWBERRYS, TROPICAL JUICE
THE AMOUNT OF THE INGRIDEINTS ARE UP TO YOU !!!!! JUST REMEMBER TOMORROW COMES WHETER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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Purple Passion
6 oz. frozen grape juice thawed, 3 juice cans cold water, 1 juice can of vodka, 1/2 cup lemon juice concentrate, 1/4 cup sugar, & Ice
Combine all execpt ice and stir until sugar is dissolved. Add ice. Tastes like new grape!
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Chachy's Broken Down Golf Cart
1/3 oz. Melon Liqueur 1/3 oz. Amaretto 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
Layer into a shot glass and drink.
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southern tickler
equal parts southern comfort,canadian club rye,kahlua
serve in a highball glass over ice
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Fire & Ice
1 oz peppermint schnapps (Rumplemintz is best) 1 oz cinnamon schnapps (Aftershock is best)
Serve in a low ball glass iced, or chill and serve as a shot.
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Icepick
1 oz Vodka 12 Oz. Sweetened Tea Slice of Lemon Pour over ice

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Flaming Jesus
1/3 ounce Midori 1/3 oz sprite 1/3 oz Hot damn 100
layer starting with Midori
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Stunned Rock
1/4 ounce of each alcohal Malibu Midori Smirnoff citrus twist Chambord Strawberry Schnapps mix with 2 oz sweet and sour and a splash of grenadine
mix in shaker and pour over crushed ice in rocks glass
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SpiritWalker
1/2 ounce of each Rumple-Minze goldschlagger jaegermeister 151
mix and pour over ice in rocks glass
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Snakebite(Alberta Style)
1 1/2 oz. Tequila 1 1/2 oz Jack Daniels 4 drops tabassco
Slam it back and don't fall down
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belfast bomber
1 oz. of both bushmills and bailys
mix in shot glass and drink
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Hamlock
1 1/2 oz southern comfort 1 1/2 oz yukon jack 1 1/2 oz amarito 3 oz sweet and sour mix fill with orange juice splash of grenadine shake well put in high ball glass with ice

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devils kiss
1/2 shot tabasco, 1/2 shot tequilla
drink
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melange
one shot vodka 1/2 cup orange juice 1/3 cup 7 up one scoop of vanilla ice cream
Mix all of the liquids. Then add ice cream.
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BlackGold
1 shot Jagermeister 1 shot Goldschlager
Chill and Kill
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Red Snapper
3/4 oz. Crown Royal 1/2 oz. amaretto 1/2 oz. cranberry juice
Mix with ice and strain as a shooter
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Menage A Trois
1 oz Dark Rum 1 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Light Cream
Shake with ice. Serve in a cocktail glass.
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RJ's Santa Mix
1/3 part Southern Comfort Bourbon 2/3 part Fanta
Just whack 'em both in a cup and enjoy. You may like to vary the proportions of Southern Comfort and Fanta to suit your own tastes. Goes down a treat !
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Tootsie Pop
1 jigger Dewar's scotch, IBC Root Beer, ice
Pour scotch into a tall glass filled with ice. Add root beer.
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Crack Shower
1oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1oz. Kahlua 1oz. Tequila 2oz. Everclear
mix all ingredients in a small glass...drink carefully!
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The Quan
1 shot vodka, 1 shot blue curacao, 7-up, ice
Mix vodka and blue curacao. Add ice. Fill with 7-up. Stir until the color is even.
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APPLESAUCED
1/2 OZ. VODKA, 1/2 OZ. RUM, 1/2 OZ. PEACH SCHNAPPS, FILL WITH ORANGE JUICE, SPLASH OF COKE, ON THE ROCKS.

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Mocha Massacre
2 parts Wild Spirit chocolate liquor 2 parts Kahlua 1 part vodka (any kind, just make sure it's good) 1 tsp or approx. amount Hershey's chocolate syrup
mix all alchoholic ingredients together and shake well. Take chocolate syrup (a piece of chocolate bar may be substituted) and put it in your mouth. Pour mixture into a shot glass and go to town. Feels like drinking a mochaccino.
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Mocha Massacre
2 parts Wild Spirit chocolate liquor 2 parts Kahlua 1 part vodka (any kind, just make sure it's good) 1 tsp or approx. amount Hershey's chocolate syrup
mix all alchoholic ingredients together and shake well. Take chocolate syrup (a piece of chocolate bar may be substituted) and put it in your mouth. Pour mixture into a shot glass and go to town. Feels like drinking a mochaccino.
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Bushwacker
Cream De Coco 1 ounce 151 Rum 1 ounce Kahlua 1 ounce Vanilla Ice cream(3scoops)
MIx all ingredients together in a blender with lots of ice
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NUTS AND BERRIES NUTS AND BERRIES NUTS AND BERRIES
1 OZ. BAILEY'S,1 OZ. FRANGELICO,1 OZ.CHAMBORD
FILL WITH EQUAL PARTS, SHAKE, STRAIN
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Drunk Marines
2 shots of tequila, 2 shots of rum, 1 shot of vodka
Add 3/4 pineapple juice, 1/4 orange juice, 1 shot of sprite, 1 dab of grenadine for color
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no name
half n' half 100 proof peppermint schnapps and sprite

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Kohlslide The Krammer and Deith The Krammer and Keith
75% keystone beer, then add 20% Kahlua.
fill 3/4 of a cup with the beer, then pour in Kahlua.
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Storm Warning
1 part Bacardi Limon (can substitute Absolute Citron),1part midori, a splash of 7-up
Just shake and pour into the cup of your choice. As you can tell, I'm no bartender. I just tell the bartender the ingredients & let them decide the amounts.
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The Jim Bimmell
1 oz. Mad Dog (anything berry works best but any kind will do) 2 oz. Vodka fill will Pink Lemonade
this isn't a shot. any type of glass will do. sip it or slam it it does the job QUICK!!
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The Jim Bimmell
1 oz. Mad Dog (anything berry works best but any kind will do) 2 oz. Vodka fill will Pink Lemonade
this isn't a shot. any type of glass will do. sip it or slam it it does the job QUICK!!
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BARTOO
1 OZ OF TEQUILA HERRADURA 2 OZ OF SWEET CHAMPAGNE AND ORANGE JUICE WITH A FULL CRUSHED ICE GLASSA
MIX IN MIXER ALL THE ABOVE INGREDIENTS SERVE WITH A PINEAPPLE AND CHERRY
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Blue Lagoon (Iced)
4 Cups Ground Ice 1/4 Cup Tom Collins Mix 1/4 Cup Blue Curacao 1/4 Cup Tequillia
This recipie makes 1 blender full of drink. Process until creamy and smooth Serve in 2 hurricane glasses.
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Purple Hooter
1 shot vodka, 1/2 shot Blue Maui, 1/2 shot Red Maui
Fill with 7-up
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Irish rasberry
1\2oz Rasberry Liquor 1\2 Bailies Irish Cream Whipped Topping
Layer in a shot glass first the Liquor,then the Bailies. Top off with a shot of whipped cream.
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Too cheap for Corona
16oz Michalobe, 1/2 oz lime juice
combine the two ingredients, Pour into a frozen mug. Tastes almost exactly the same.
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bear come and bear go out !!!
0.5l of vodka 0.5l of beer (all kind beer)
fill ingridients and you must drink it very fast you will feel good I recomend you this drink see you later (may be!)
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Freckle
1 oz Baileys Irish Cream. 1 oz Frangelico 1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps ( very cold ) 2 oz Coke Ice Crushed Put in a Highball,crushed ice, coke, then layer with, frangelico, baileys and Butterscotch Schnapps, and chocolate freckles to garnish. Do not stir.

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Taffy Apple Taffy Apple
3/4 oz. Dekuyper Buttershots 1/4 oz. Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
chilled over ice, served in shot glass.
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Girl Scout Cookie
1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps, 1 oz. Kahula, Fill with cream.
Shake.
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Fruit Tingle
1 oz blue curacao lemonade raspberry syrup
pour 1 oz blue curacao over ice, mix with equal parts lemonade and raspberry syrup.
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Royal Flush (Cocktail)
2 oz. Crown Royal 2 oz. Peach shnapps 2 1/2 oz. Cranberry
put in mixer add ice. Shake well strain into glass.
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summer hummer
1/2 oz. premium vodka, pink lemonade(regular lemonade will also work just fine)
fill tall glass with ice, add 1/2 oz. vodka, top off with lemonade, and stir
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Shitfaced
10 oz of Jim Beam,12oz of coke
Fill a big mug with the beam and then add the coke and drink in a half hour.
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The Three Wise Men
1 shot Jack Daniels No.7 1 shot Jim Beam 1 shot Jos� Quervo
Mix together in a shaker, and Shake. Serve in a Low ball Glass (With ice if desired)
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Sex with an Alligator
1/2 oz. Midori (Melon liquer) 1/2 oz. Chambord (Rasb. liquer) 1/2 oz. Jager
Layer Midori, Chambord then Jager equally Patrons will certainly be impressed!!
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Good sex
1/2 oz. Baily's 1/2 oz. Chambord
Mix, strain in shot glass Major chic shot, and for those of you faggots that can't handle Jack unchilled.
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Skittles
12 oz Sunny Delight, 4 oz Razzamataz, Splash of 151
Fill a 16 oz glass 3/4 the way full with Sunny D add 1/3 of a glass with Razzamataz and top off with 151
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Date Rape Punch
Crystle Lite mix 151 water
In 2 qrt container mix 1 qrt of water with 2 qrt mix then add about a third a bottle of 151 and try to taste the Rum Bet you can't
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Outlaw
1 oz. Bacardi Limon 1/2 oz. Midori melon liquer 3/4 oz. Grenadine 3 oz. Sprite
Fill a tall glass with crushed ice. Mix in the Barcardi-Limon, Midori Melon Liquer, grenadine and sprite. Stir and Serve.
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Purple Haze
2oz. Blue Maui 2oz. Fire water (or cinnamon schnapps)
pour over ice and fill with 7-up
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TROPICAL AMARETTO
1 OZ GIN 1/2 OZ DISARONO AN ADD COKE.THIS DRINK IS REALLY COOL. BY ALECKZ VILLEGAZ

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See Ya On The Other Side
1 shot cheap vodka, 1 shot blueberry schnapps, a bottle of Goldshlager
mix vodka and schnapps and chug, repeat until you obtain double vision then stop with that and continue to polish of a bottle of Goldshlager. i've done it and did not even blackout but i couldn't move for about an hour. Drink at your own risk. Kids get parents supervision before mixing.
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Jon McFeely's "Tital Buzz"
1 shot 100 proof vodka, 2 shots maui blue tropical schnapps, 12 oz. Mountain dew
add vodka and schnapps to mt. dew in a soda glass.
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Flaming Dr. Pepper II
3/4 shot amaretto 1/4 shot bacardi 151 1 mug of beer
Fill shot glass first amaretto, top with bacardi. Light shot glass and drop into mug of beer. SLAM IT!!!
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Gunder
1 part vodka 4 parts orange juice 3 parts peach schnapps
mix and drink SLOWLY too fast and you're a gonner
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YOUR FUCKED
A whole 5th of Jack Daniels A case of Beer And if you can handle another 5th
Drink up and clean up your puke latter
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YOUR FUCKED
A whole 5th of Jack Daniels A case of Beer And if you can handle another 5th
Drink up and clean up your puke latter
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YOUR FUCKED
A whole 5th of Jack Daniels A case of Beer And if you can handle another 5th
Drink up and clean up your puke latter
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Oatmeal Cookie
equal parts Kahlua Bailey's Butterscotch Schnapps Goldschlager touch of Jaegermeister
mix
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Sex on the 4th floor
2 oz. Vodka, 8 oz. orange soda, one tsp. sugar.
Pour vodka over rocks in a highball glass Fill with orange soda. Add one tsp. of sugar and stir.
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Blind Six
1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. white creme de cacao 1/2 oz. banana liqueur 1/2 oz. bailey's irish creme
Fill with equal parts pineapple juice and pink flamingo kool-aid to taste.
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Jack's "Held Action"
Approx. 1/2 of a Wild Cherry Capri Sun juice drink three oz. vodka 1 oz strawberry martini mix 1 cherry bomb
Pour half of the Capri Sun into a middle-sized water glass. stir in vodka and margarita mix. Add cherry bomb (Maraschino cherry that's been kept in a jar full of Everclear)and drink slowly.
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Wire Cutter
1 oz. Malibu Rum 1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1 oz. Ameretto
Mix and pour over Ice
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Ammaretto Sunrise
5 oz. Sunkist 4 oz. Amarretto Liquer 1 oz. Bacardi Rum or liquor of choice
Fill glass almost half full of ammaretto, add a shot of Bacardi rum or liquor of choice, fill rest of glass with Sunkist.
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firecracker
1/2 shot of tequila 1/3 shot of vodka w/tabasko sauce

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Mystic Mood
1 1/2 oz. jose cuervo mystico 1/2 oz. amareto 2oz. pineapple 2oz. o.j. 1/4 oz. grenadine splash 7-up
mix all ingredients in mixing glass (or mixing tin) shake top with 7-up pineapple- cherry flag garnish
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CUCARACHA SHOT
1/2 OZ TEQUILA 1/2 OZ KAHLUA SPLASH COINTREAU
ADD FIRE AND DRINK STRAIT WITH STRAW
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Cement Mixer
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1 oz Sweetened Lime Juice
Drink shot of Bailey's, followed by shot of Lime juice. (To see what it does in your mouth, mix these together in a glass, what a GAG)
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Panty Dropper
*Who measures (Estimated)???? served in a brandy snifter Ice 1-1/2 oz Sloe Gin (almost half full) 1/4 oz Kahlua (to taste) Milk Garnised with whipped cream and a cherry
Ice, Sloe Gin, Kahlua Fill with milk leaving room for garnish
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Pearl Diver Pearl Diver
11/2 Malibu Rum, 11/2 Madori, splash of milk
Pour over ice.
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brain hemerage
3 shot vodka 3 shot kahlua orange juice mix all three together in a big glass. Drop one shot of vanilla ice cream into the glass. Stick staw to the liquid. suck out. Then eat ice cream. THIS WILL FUCK YOU UP...

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Pam's Pajamas
Fill glass wtih ice 1oz. peach scnapps 2 oz O.J. 3/4 oz milk float grenadine shake and serve

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Cummocausie
1 part vodka 1 part triple sec 1 part lime juice
Stir and serve
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Mighty Mighty "Bozz"tone
1 oz. Crown Royale 3/4 oz. Amaretto splash of OJ
chill, shake, strain, swallow!
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Swampwater (Original)
1 oz. Charteuse, 1/2 oz. lime juice, 8 oz. sweetened pineapple juice, 1/2 fresh lime
Mix Charteuse, lime juice, and pineapple juice over ice; in a glass mug. Squeeze 1/2 lime and place lime (turned inside out) in drink for that lilly pad effect.
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Hot Sucker
1/2 shot Baliey's Kalua Grand Marnie Amerretto Peppermint Schnapps
shake w/ ice
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Care Bear
11/4oz Malibu Rum, 3/4oz Peach Schnapps, 2oz Pineapple juice, splash Cranberry juiceCombin
Combine liquor in mug over ice and add juices.
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Frozen Rattlesnake
1 oz. coffee liqueur, 1 oz. creme de cocoa, 1 oz. irish creme, creme, fremch vanilla ice cream
fill blender with liqueurs and about 1/4 cup creme, add ice cream and blend to desired consistency
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French 75
2 parts champain 1 part cardnal mindoosa brandy
fill a bowl with liquer.then add different types of fruits
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Vulcan Mind Melt
1 1/2 oz. 151 Bacardi Rum, 1 1/2 oz. Uzo
serve in rocks glass straight up, drink like a shot
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Apple Jack
1 part Jack Daniels to 4 parts Cider
heat it up on those cold days or enjoy cold
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The Best Jungle Juice
8 cans of frozen Janet Lee's fruit punch 8 cans of frozen Janet Lee's wild berry punch 1 gallon of apple juice 1 bottle of malibu rum or Generic 1 bottle of rum (try the new citrus from bicardi) 1 bottle of vodka 1 bottle of EVERCLEAR 2 grapefruit 4 oranges 2 pints of strawberries 1/2 watermellon(large seedless) 5 bannanas any other fruit you might want 10lbs of dry ice
Use large 10 gallon coleman type cooler. pour all alcohol into the cooler. chop up the fruit into chunks slightly smaller than golfballs and put into cooler with alcohol. Let sit for atleast one hour. Make the Frozen juices according to intructions add apple juice. Combine Fruit Punch and alcohol. When you are ready to serve put in small chunks of dry ice in punch everyhalf hour or so to keep punch cold and add the effect of smoke. Add bonus of dry ice is the tangy carbonation left behind.
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Dr,. Beam
Jim Beam and Dr. Pepper - Very Good

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MIAMI VICE
DESIRED AMT. OF RUM (DARK OR LIGHT), BACARDI MIXERS:1 STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI AND 1 PINA COLADA
FOLLOW DIRECTIONS FOR FROZEN DRINKS ON CAN. POUR BOTH FINISHED DRINKS INTO THE SAME PITCHER. YOU CAN BE REALLY CREATIVE AND SWIRL AS YOU POUR. HAD THESE IN CANCUN...REALLY GOOD!
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Rum runner
1 oz. Light rum, 1/2 oz. Bacardi amber rum, 3/8 oz. limesour mix, 3/8 oz. orange juice, 2 splashes of orange bitters.

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Two Gods
1/2 oz. Godiva Chocolate Liqueur 1/2 oz. Godet White Chocolate Liqueur 1/2 oz. other liqueur for flavouring (optional)
Serve in a shooter glass.
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2 oz. Tanquery sterling vodka 2 oz. seagrams gin 1 1/2 oz. boone's strawberry daiquiri
shake it all up in a cup real well and chill.
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wild child
10oz. st.ides special brew 3 cups of sugar 5oz. vodka (101 or devils springs)
dump in the st.IDES 20 oz. bottle then shake and drink
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Flaming Asshole Shooter
1/2 oz Tequilla, 1/2 Vodka, Slash Grenidine, 3 drops of Tobasco
Pour tequilla and vodka in shot glass, put in gren. for color, add 3 drops of tobasco
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Yellow Safari
3/4 oz. Safari liqeur, 1/4 oz. orange juice
fill up a big glas with ice and mix Safari liqeur and orange juice in the glas.Enjoy
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WB
4 0z. malt liquor, 3 oz. whiskey, 1 oz. everclear, 4 oz. generic cola
Pour all into big cup and swig.
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golden camel

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Pink Malibu
1 oz Malibu Rum 3 oz Country Time Pink Lemonade
Pour and mix over ice
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Class of 97!!!
3 oz. Bacardi 151 2 0z. Jose Cuevro tequila 2 oz. Absolut vodka 1 oz. Grenadine
Pour ingredients respectively into a long glass. Using no hands, put the drink on the table, put a straw in and suck it from the bottom up..Make sure there is someone to catch you..
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Dr. Zhivago
1 oz. vodka, 5 oz. Coke
Pour vodka over ice, add Coke.
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Poo Pyrate
1 oz. milk, 2 oz. baileys, 2 oz. 151
Mix all together in a highball glass and be careful to many of these and you will be captain of the Poo Pyrates!
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Mother Fucking Asshole
2oz. Vodka, 1oz. carribean rum, 1oz. green-line whiskey ONLY IF YOU WANNA GET DRUNK...

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Aunt Slappy
1oz Creme de Cacao 1oz Creme de Noyaux 1oz heavy cream 1/2oz Bailey's Irish Cream
Pour ingredients into a shaker 1/2 filled with ice. Cover and shake well then strain into a well chilled cocktail glass.
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Swat
1 12oz coke 1 1/2 oz. amaretto 1 oz Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps
mix ingredients first alcohol and then coke
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drink tester
That drink "Motherfucking Asshole" sure is good!

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Orange Crush
1 can beer, orange juice, and shot of peach schnapps
Get a large glass, those super-sized from mcdonalds are good, and fill the glass half with beer. Then, fill the rest with orange juice. Drop in a shot glass with the peach schapps, and CHUG!! sounds gross, doesn't it, but i promise it tastes like Orange Crush pop.....it is good, give it a try!!
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HOUSE PUNCH
1 SHOT GLASS OF ABSOLUT VODKA , 1 SHOT GLASS OF DeKuyper " RAZZMATAZZ " Raspberry Liqueur 8oz. of Crannberry juice 8oz. of any friut juice you like ( SERVE in a tall glass )

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Nut Buster
10 oz. vodka splash of Coke 3 oz. Kahlua splash of orange juice

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Runba
1 1/2 oz. banna liquer ,1 oz. rum ,3 oz. fresh orange juice
shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass
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Italian Surfer
1/2 oz. Malibu coconut rum 1 oz. Amaretto cranberry juice genadine
After liquor, add a splash of cranberry, and a 1 count about 1/2 oz. of grenadine
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Fuzzy Nuts
3/4 oz Frangelico 3/4 oz Peach Schnapps Orange Juice
After liquor, add 1 count of O.J. For Big Fuzzy Nuts use: 1/2 oz Frangelico 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1/2 oz Vodka Orange Juice
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Voodoo
1/2oz. Peach Schnapps, 1/2oz. Stoli Lemonaya, 1/2oz. Bacardi Light Rum, 1/2oz. Pineapple Juice, Float of Bacardi 151 Rum
Pour all the ingredients into a mixing tin with ice, shake well, and strain into a shot glass or martinin glass....served as a shot
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sex with the bartender
1 oz smirnoff vodka 2/4 oz baileys 1/4 oz. kahlua 1/4 oz. Di Saronno Amaretto
Blend on ice. Pour in rocks glass with crushed ice
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BLUE DEATH
1/2 OZ BLUE CURACAO 1/2 OZ PEACH TREE 1/2 OZ TEQUILA FILL WITH PINAPLE JUICE GARNISH WITH ORANGE SLEDGE

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perfect wave
1 1/2 oz captain morgans rum 1/2 oz tropical schnapps 1/2 oz blue curacao 1 oz pineapple juice 3 oz sweet and sour
in a blenders cup mix all ingredients top with shredded coconut
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Black Tartan
1 oz Scotch Wisky (Pref. Johnny Walker Black) 1 oz Irish Wiskey 1 oz Drambuie 1.5 oz Kaluah
Straight up: Float the layers Mixed: Shake w/ ice Strain into an old fasioned glass w/ ice
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french tease (a very Karri concoction)
3/4 oz grand marnier 3/4 oz creme de cacao one cherry, preferably virginal, with stem
layer in shot glass drop in cherry cherry stem must come out tied ! :o
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Copper Camel
1 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps, 1 oz. Kahula
pour layered in a shot
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F.U.B.A.R.
1 cup of vodka (perferrably 100 proof) 1 1/2 cups of Sprite splash of lemon juice
mix all together in a large glass
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JOSESCHLAGERMEISTER
1/3 oz .cuervo gold , 1/3 oz. goldschlager , 1/3 oz. jagermeister
fill shot glass with equal parts and shoot
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Cowboy
1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream 2 oz Butterscotch Shnapps
pour in shot glass, butterscotch shnapps first, bailey's on top.
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Santo Special
1/2 oz. amaretto, 1/2 oz.z southern comfort, 1/2 oz. peach schnapps, 1/4 oz. rum, a drop of roncocco,3/4 oz. o.j, 3/4 pineapple juice, 3/4 cranberry juice

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PLAYER
1oz. VODKA 1oz. GERADINE TOP WITH 151 MIX OVER ICE,POUR INTO SHOT GLASS WITH A SUGAR RIM. SWEAT WITH A KICK.

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Black Panther
1 part white wine 2 parts Josta
Fill exotic glass with wine and Josta, stir add lime wedge
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Flaming Lamborghini
1 shot Courvoisier 1 shot vodka 1 shot sambuca 1 shot Bailey's 1 shot blue curacao
Pour in sambuca and Courvoisier. Light. Down the drink through a straw, simultaneously pouring in the other ingredients. Turn round. Fall over.
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Calimocho
half of red wine & half of coca-cola. you can add too sugar. then remobe and drink it

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Toxic Waste
8-ounce glass Bols Blue Curacao 1 shot Bacardi 151 Orange Juice Ice
mix 1 shot of Bols Blue Curacao and 1 shot of Bacardi 151 in the 8 ounce glass. Add ice and fill to the top with orange juice. The flavor is similar to a screwdriver, but the color is absolutely hideous and earns the name "Toxic Waste".
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big mike shooter
1 oz jack daniels,1 oz yukon jack, 1 oz irish whiskey 1 oz lambs 151
add all together, and slam it back. watch out for one hell of a hangover
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Snowflake-shot
1 oz Malibu rum 1 oz Midori 1 1/2 OZ half and half
mix together and shake well served as a shot
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Christmas GOLD
1 oz. Light Rum 1/2 oz Dark Rum 3 oz Apple cider 2 oz Ginger Ale Dash of Beer (opt.)
Pour (in order) light rum, apple cider, ginger ale, dark rum, and dash. Stir with finger! Serve in Highball glass
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Green Pirate
2 oz. 110 proof vodka 2 oz. Captain Morgan's Parrot bay rum 1 oz. Creme De Banana liqueur 1 1/2 oz. Blue Cuaraco liquer pineapple juice ice
Fill 32 oz. glass with cubed Ice. add all alcohol except blue cuaraco Fill glass almost to the top with pineapple juice and stir. Add blue cuaraco. Stir again, serve with straw and enjoy.
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Horny Bull
2 oz Tequila 3 oz Orange Juice
mix in a glass with ice
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black lemonade black lemonade
8 oz. lemonade, and however much vodka you want depending on taste.
just mix the two together over ice and enjoy.
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french swirl
1/4 oz. sour apple pucker, 5oz. tropical schnapps 2oz. peach schnapps
fill 1/4 oz. of apple pucker in beer mug,put5oz. of tropical schnapps in on top mix part , then add the 2oz. of peach schnapps
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Easy Cream by Brian Easley
3/4 oz. kahlua 1 oz. irish cream milk to taste.
serve in an old-fashioned glass with 4-5 pieces of ice. add kahlua and irish cream, and then, add milk to taste. stir slowly to avoid curdling of the milk. this drink is fantastic. i highly recommend it.
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Desert Island
1/2 oz. vodka 1/8 oz. coconut liqueur 1/4 oz. banana liqueur 1/8 oz. white coconut rum (malibu)
putt all the ingredients inside your shaker, mix them, then serve it on long drink glass add ice and a non natural lemon juice
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strip and get naked
Half a glass of beer, shot of vodka , fill the rest of the glass with lemonade.
see above
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Dewka
1/3 Vodka 2/3 Mt. Dew
Mix Vodka and Mountain Dew, with the proportions of one part Vodka and two parts Dew.
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Andies Candy
1/4 oz. White Creme de Cacao 1/4 oz. Green Creme de Menthe 1/4 oz. Peppermint Schnapps 1/4 oz. light cream
shake ingredients and strain into shot glass Tastes exactly like an Andies Candy mint.
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German Chacolate Cake
1/4 oz. Jagermeister 1/4 oz. White Creme de Cacao 1/4 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream 1/4 oz. light cream
shake ingredients and strain into shot glass The key to making this shot perfect is putting SLIGHTLY less Jager than everything else
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Crown Sex
2oz Crown royal whiskey 2oz razzmatazz
fill with cranberry juice
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comfortably numb
1/3 oz Baileys, 1/3 oz Banana Liqueur, 1/3 oz Kahlua.
Fill with equal parts of the 3 ingredients and serve in a shot glass.
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Sex at Craig's House
1/2 oz. chambord 1/2 oz. amoretto 1/2 oz. pineapple juice
chill over ice, serve up
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THE DRINK WITH A MILLION FACES
1/2oz. lemon juice, 1oz. vodka, 1oz. tequila, dash of orange juice,1oz. white grape juice, 1oz. rum
mix in glass and pour in 3 shot glasses.
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South Padre Island
1 oz Sweet n Sour Mix 1/2 oz Peach Schnapps 1 oz Vodka 4 oz Cranberry Juice splash Orange Juice splash Pineapple Juice
Fill glass with ice, add sweet n sour, add peach schnapps, add vodka, add cranberry juice, splash orange juice, splash pineapple juice. Garnish with Lime wedge. Do not stir. Cranberry should float above first three ingredients.
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doctor malibu
1/2 oz. carribean rum, 6 oz dr. pepper, splash of vodka
mix carribean rum and dr. pepper then add splash of vodka
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COCO ROYER
1 oz REGULAR GIN, 1/2 oz LIME JUICE, 1 1/2 oz COCONUT CREAM. FROZE

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COCO ROYER
1 oz REGULAR GIN, 1/2 oz LIME JUICE, 1 1/2 oz COCONUT CREAM. FROZE

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Killer Knockout Bone Drink
A half of glass of Hennesy, Some limon-lime squeeze, six tablespoons of coke-a-cola,and the main ingredient two benadrils pills
1st take the benadrils, then mix your drinks, and crush it.
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DATE RAPE DRINK (For those dumb ass bitches out there. )
Hennesy, Lemon-lime squeeze, and two benedrils.
Same as the Killer Bone Drink, but first insted of you taking it, give it that bitch you are about to fuck the shit out of. Some-how, some-way, slip the benedrils in her drink and stir like a mother-fucker. This time use the lemon squeeze last, and use a lot of it. This drink will knock her ass out, and then the ass is yours. Fuck'em all and enjoy!
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Date Rape Drink
HENNESY, LEMON-LIME SQUEEZE, AND TWO BENEDRILS
SAME AS KILLER BONE DRINK,INSTED ITS FOR THOSE DUMB-ASS BITCHES. THIS DRINK WILL KNOCK THEIR ASS OUT. FUCK'EM ALL AND ENJOY
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TEAR DROPPER
Two small cups of NightQuil, Redbull or Bud, and some Remy
Put nightquil in a blender with one 16 ounce of Bull or bud, with one shot of remy. "Best drink ever made," Dr. Clarke;" Never had a better drink in my life," Ebenezer @ Floyd.
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Stump lifter
1 1/2 oz. whisky 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 1/2 oz. gin 1 1/2 oz. rum 1 1/2 oz. sloe gin 7-up grenadine
Pour liquor in a 12 oz. beer glass over ice. Fill to top with equal parts of 7- up and grenadine.
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driscol
1/3oz. tuca, 1/3oz. goldschlager, 1/3oz. apple pucker
poar all in a shaker, shake well, pour in a shot glass, enjoy!
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mex's kamikazee
2oz. vodka, 2oz. triple sec, 2oz. apple pucker, sour mix.
fill a tall glass with ice, add vodka, triple sec, and apple pucker, finally top it off with the sout mix. e nice variation of the kamikazee.
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liquid heroin
1oz. jagermeister, 1oz. rumple mintz, 1oz. 151 rum
poar all in a shaker, then strain into a shot glass, shoot, prepare to die.
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ben collins
1 1/2 oz. gin 1 oz. vermouth 1/2 - 1 oz. splash sour mix optional (but damn good) splash of coke!!!!! (pepsi isnt as sweet)
fill glass with ice, add ingredients. strain into another glass. drink thoroughly.
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dwi
1/2 oz. Bacardi 151 1/2 oz. Wild Turkey 101 1/2 oz. Jagermeister 1/2 oz. Cuervo 1800
serve straight up in rocks glass This shot was named DWI for good reason
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Icy/Hot
1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps 1/2 oz. cinnamon schnapps
Fill half a shot glass with one schnapps, then fill the rest with the other. Shoot.
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locomojo
1oz sambuca,1/2oz irish cream, 1/2oz chamborb- layerd
In a snifter layer sambuca & irish cream, pour chambord slowly over the back of a spoon that is pressed to the side of the glass- the chambord should sink to form a ball at the bottom of the glass- enjoy
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5th WARD HUSTLER
2 oz. COGNAC , 2 oz. GIN , 2 oz. CROWN , 5 oz. LEMON-LIME SODA , DASH O' CHERRY JUICE, CHERRY
FILL HIGHBALL GLASS WIT' SODA, THEN USE EITHER COGNAC OR GIN, BUT PREFERRABLY CROWN ( 2 oz. ) USE DASH O' CHERRY JUICE AND THROW CHERRY ON TOP
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Sex in the snow
bowl full of snow, add maui and lemonade. orange juice is optional.
eat just like a snow cone.
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ABC
1 1/2 oz Amaretto,1 1/2 oz Blended Whisky,coke
Mix Amaretto and Whisky in glass over ice add coke
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Bavarian Mudslide
1/2 Absolut 1/2 Bailey's 1/2 Kaluha 1/2 Jaegar Splash: Amaretto Whip cream
Pour liquor into a pint glass of ice, top with whip cream, then shake and serve.
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jen's oatmeal cookie
1 count firewater 1 count butterscotch schnapps 1 count baileys 1 count kahlua 1 count creme de cacao
1 scoop oc ice in mixing glass, add ingrediants, strain into shot glass
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jen's mind eraser
1 count kahlua 1 count vodka 1/2 count triple sec
fill glass with ice, add kahlua, vodka, and trple sec fill to rim with 7-up or sprite
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shawn's jager shake
vanilla ice cream 8 oz - 10 oz jager milk
fill blender 3/4 full vanilla ice cream add 8 oz - 10 oz jager add 3 - 4 oz milk mix and enjoy
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Taleywaker asshole slurpy
1/2 oz. bacardi 151 1 oz. peach schnaaps 1 oz amaretto 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz.triple sec fill with gatorade to your desire
mix all the liquors together in 12oz glass then add the gatorade, and crushed ice. Shots also recommended.
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Malibu Blow Job
equal parts of: Malibu Rum Amaretto Whipping cream (not spray can)
add all three and stir gently, then put in shot glass...remember, NO HANDS!!
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Green Gorilla
1 1/2 oz lime vodka fill with OJ
Fill High Ball glass 3/4 with ice add vodka and OJ
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Voodo!
2 1/2 oz. of Absulote Citron Vodka,
fill with equal parts of lemon sour and Mountain dew. Stir and serve on ice. FROM JEREMY KALLBERG
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VOODOO a.k.a. TRACY!
2 1/2 oz. of Absulote Citron Vodka
Fill with equal parts of lemon sour and Mountain Dew serve on ice From JSK
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brown cow world war III
1/2oz. vodka 1/2oz gin 1/2oz rum 1/2oz tequila 1/2oz bourbon1/2ozbrandy 3/4oz triple sec 1/4oz pernod and top up with beer guiness stout
nil
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world war III
1/2OZ VODKA 1/2OZ GIN 1/2OZ RUM 1/2OZ TEQUILA 1/2OZ BOURBON 1/2OZ BRANDY 3/4OZ TRIPLE SEC 1/4OZ PERNOD TOPUP WITH BEER & guiness stout
collin glass with ice working mixer garnish cross straw
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world war III
1/2OZ VODKA 1/2OZ GIN 1/2OZ RUM 1/2OZ TEQUILA 1/2OZ BOURBON 1/2OZ BRANDY 3/4OZ TRIPLE SEC 1/4OZ PERNOD TOPUP WITH BEER & guiness stout
collin glass with ice working mixer garnish cross straw
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blue blue loner
1 1/4 oz.Malibu rum 1/2 oz.Blue curacao(watever type you use) a splash of sprite or 7-up
build over cube ice into highball glass garnish with a lime wedge and orange flag orange flag for those who don`t know ....orange and a cherry mail me at [email protected]
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get all fucked up
3 oz. kahlua 1/2 oz. steinlarger [beer] 1 oz. vodka 2 oz. whiskey 3/4 oz. baileys 1 1/2 oz.pineapple juice
add all ingredients and mix together in blender, then leave for 2 weeks before drinking
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get all fucked up
3 oz. kahlua 1/2 oz. steinlarger [beer] 1 oz. vodka 2 oz. whiskey 3/4 oz. baileys 1 1/2 oz.pineapple juice
add all ingredients and mix together in blender, then leave for 2 weeks before drinking
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Southern Bondage
1/4 Southern Comfort 1/4 Amaretto 1/4 Peach Schnapps 1/4 Triple Sec Splash of Cran & Sour
Mix with ice, shake and strain.
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The Pisser
1/2 oz. lime juice, 2 oz. Irish Bailey Cream
Mix Lime juice in with Irish Bailet Cream and shake then drink up and its a good one. :-()
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!
1/2 oz white rum 1/2 oz kahlua 1 oz amaretto
mix together in a highball glass with cranberry juice
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RICKY SURPRISE RICKY SPECIAL
3/4 OZ. 151 BARCARDI 3/4 OZ MELLON 1/4 OZ SLOE GIN
FILL WITH OJ
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RICK THE DICKS PINK PANTIE PULLDOWN!! (BY R. WINGET)
1 LITER OF WHOLE GRAIN 2 2 LITERS OF SPRITE 1 CONTAINER OF COUNTRY TIME PINK LEMONADE
POUR PINK LEMONADE INTO A CONTAINER AND ADD WHOLE GRAIN AND BOTH SPRITES AT THE SAME TIME. MIX ADD ICE AND SERVE AS A PARTY DRINK. THEN RICK THE DICK WISHES YOU A GOOD DRUNK.
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RICK THE DICKS PINK PANTIE PULLDOWN!! (BY R. WINGET)
1 LITER OF WHOLE GRAIN 2 2 LITERS OF SPRITE 1 CONTAINER OF COUNTRY TIME PINK LEMONADE
POUR PINK LEMONADE INTO A CONTAINER AND ADD WHOLE GRAIN AND BOTH SPRITES AT THE SAME TIME. MIX ADD ICE AND SERVE AS A PARTY DRINK. THEN RICK THE DICK WISHES YOU A GOOD DRUNK.
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Hot Hopper
1 packet of powdered hot chocolate mix(like Swiss Miss),1 oz. creme de menthe,1 oz. creme de cocoa,whipped cream(optional)
Pour hot chocolate into coffee mug,add alcohol and whipped cream on top.Stir and enjoy!
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Berry Berry Potent
1 oz. of each:Melon liquer,Key Largo,Cherry Vodka,Bluesberry schnapps,Wilderberry Schnapps,Razzmatazz,Southern Comfort,Amaretto 7-up
Fill TALL glass with ice,add all liquer,top with 7-up. DO NOT PLAN ON GOING ANYWHERE AFTER 2 OF THESE!!!
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Shrivelled Vigina
rum, chocolate syrup, parts milk
2 parts rum, 1/2 parts chocolate syrup, 3 parts milk
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Spice Girl
3 oz. 100 proof Southern Comfort 1.5 oz. peach schnapps 1.5 oz. spiced rum 6 oz. Hawaiian punch ice
pretty simple. fill large cup with ice. add 3 oz of southern comfort (100 proof prefered) add 1.5 oz. of peah schnapps and 1.5 oz of spiced rum fill remainder of cup with Hawaiian punch and mix....
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OE Float
40 oz. of Old English 800 Malt liquor Whatever flavor ice cream you prefer
mix two scoops of ice cream with your malt liquor for a tasty and inexpensive treat.... note, you need a big glass for this one
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Swollen Clit
3/4 rum 3/4 triple sec 3/4 black raspberry liquor splash of cran, and o.j. two splashes of pineapple
swirl and strain in a shooter glass
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south bound peach
1 oz rum 1/2 oz peach schnapps 1/2 oz grand marnier 1/2 oz o.j. swirl and strain into shooter glass

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WIMMER'S TEA
6 SHOTS OF SKYY VODKA AND THE REST IS LIPTON ICE TEA WITH A LEMON BEST IF SERVED ON THE ROCKS

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Lady's Choice
1 gal. apple cider 1/2 gal. apple juice 3 cups of sugar 6 cinnamon sticks 1 liter everclear
1 gal. apple cider 1/2 gal. apple juice 3 cups sugar stir till sugar dissolves bring to boil simmer 30 min. remove from heat add 6 cinn. sticks let cool overnight add 1 lit. everclear remove cinn. sticks put into container and refrigerate serve cold
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Surfer on Acid
1 1/2 oz of "Malibu" fill with pineapple juice
mix and serve over ice
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Blind Russian
2oz. vodka 2oz. Kahlua 2oz. Irish Cream
over ice
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Cowboy Cocksucker
Equal parts Bailey's Irish Cream, Buttershots, Kahlua.
Fill mixing glass with ice and alcohol. Shake and strain into shot glass.
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Sex on the Beach with a Blanket
1 1/2 oz. Malibu, equal parts pineapple juice and cream
Fill highball glass with ice. Fill with Malibu, pineapple juice, and cream. Stir well.
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Four By Four
1/2 oz. each raspberry schnapps, blueberry schnapps,wildberry schanpps, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, grapefruit juice
Add alcohol first in tall glass with ice. Then add juices. Stir. You may wish to omit grapefruit and use more of the other juices.
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The Beatle
equal parts rum and scotch, coke to taste
combine rum and scotch in a tall glass filled with ice..add coke to taste...then kick back and pretend you are one of the fab four
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James Bond Cocktail
3 oz. Smiknova Vodka 1 oz. Gordon's 1/2 oz. Kima Lillet
Shaken not stirred with a twist of lemon on the rim of glass
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Louisiana Ice Water
1/2 oz. Bacardi Limon, I/2 oz. Tanquerey, 1/2 oz. Sweet&Sour, Splash of 7-UP
Fill shaker with all , shake and serve , on the rocks with lemon wedge, and enjoy.
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DAVE'S ORIGINAL CAPPY MO
4 OZ EXPRESSO OR STRONG BREWED COFFEE 4 OZ CAPTAIN MORGAN'S SPECIAL RESERVE SPLASH OF IRISH CREAM CREAMER ICE
MIX EQUAL PARTS OF EXPRESSO OR COFFEE AND CAPTAINS ADD CREAMER POUR OVER ICE AND YOU WILL BE THE MOST AWAKE DRUNK YOU HAVE EVER BEEN!!!!!!!!!! ��~ WINK WINK
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Canadian Milk From A Russian Cow
1 oz. Canadian Whiskey, 1 oz. Vodka, 1 oz. Maple syrup
Combine all ingredients into a shaker. Shake and pour into a highball glass. Fill it up with milk.
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Ice 101
1/2 oz. cherry Kool-Aid, 6oz. Surge
put all in 20 oz. glass, stir with anything and enjoy
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PUCKER FUCKER
1/2 OZ. ABSOLUTE VODKA 1/2 OZ. GRAPE PUCKERS
FILL WITH EQUAL PARTS IN SHOT GLASS THEN PUCKER UP
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Brett's Island Suprise
1 1/2 oz. of Absolut, 1 Oz. Midori
Fill with equal parts of Orange Juice and Pineapple juice
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Boulderdash Special
1/4 oz. jack daniels 3 ozs. of punch dash of sugar 1/4 oz. of any malt liquor
pour jd then add sugar while stirring then pour the liquor.shake them up then pour the punch.
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Cowboy Cock Sucker
1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream, 1/2 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Pour Bailey's in a shot glass first, add the butterscotch and shoot it.
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VooDoo'U'do
1/2 oz. bananna liquer,1/2 oz. melon liquer,1 oz of vodka,3 oz. of pinapple juice,2 oz.lime mix.
martini - mix ingredients all together over ice ,skake and strain into martini glass.
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BAMBAM's Dead Baby
1 1/2 oz Strawberry Schnapps 1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1/4 oz Maraschino Cherry Juice Pour schnapps into high ball glass. Add Bailey's, then add the cherry juice. The cherry juice will stick to the Bailey's. So you will have this bloody glob floating in the clear schnapps. Hence the name Dead Baby...
Opps already above sorry buddy..
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Black Jellybean
1 oz. Jagermeister, 1 oz. Rumplemintze, 1 oz. Ameretto
Shaken in ice and strained into a highball glass.
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RUSSIAN QUALUDE
EQUAL PARTS: Stoli vodka, baileys, frangelica, kahlua
Chill and strain. For an extra kick: 1 oz vodka!
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LIQUID HEROIN -OR- 911
EQUAL PARTS: Jagermeister, Rumplemintz and Goldschlager
Chill and strain.
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PURPLE MOTHER FUCKER #1
1/2 oz. vodka, 1/2 oz.triple sec, 1/2 oz. razzmatazz, 1/4 oz. southern comfort and a splash of Rose's lime.
Chill and strain.
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PURPLE MOTHER FUCKER #2
1/2 oz. vodka, 1/2 oz. razzmatazz, 1/2 oz. blue curacao, and a splash of cranberry.
Chill and strain.
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Dr. Evil
1 oz everclear, 1 oz tangerine fruitopia
mix in double shotglass, stir, and pound it!
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Pisser
14 oz. urine
drink only after runninng out of all other alcohol.
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Smurf Piss
2oz. Maui Blue Hawian 1/2oz. Vodka 1oz. 7up or Sprite
Mix vodka and 7-up togther first. Add Maui Blue Hawian and wathc it turn blue slowly. Serve with crushed ice.
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Greek Martini
6 parts vodka 1 part vermouth splash of Danish Feta brine Kalamata olive
Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail shaker. Strain into glass. Add splash of brine. Garnish with olive.
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Crasher's Breeze
1 oz. vodka, 1 oz. malibu, 1 oz. light rum, approx. 6 oz. orange juice, grenadine
Fill tall glass with ice. Add the vodka, malibu, and light rum. Next, fill the glass nearly to the top with orange juice. Last, pour a small amount of grenadine into the glass in a swirling motion. One of my own creations! Enjoy!
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Desiree's Delight
Peach schnapps and zima
Top off one bottle of zima with peach schnapps
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FUCKED UP TATTOO FUCKED UP TATTOO
1 PART LEMON TATTOO 1 PART CHERRY TATTOO 1 PART BLUEBERRY TATTOO 1 PART BEER (ANY BRAND)
MIX ALL 3 TYPES OF TATTOO TOGETHER, FILL A SHOT GLASS 2/3 FULL, THEN ADD 1/3 BEER. SHOOT IT FAST.
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Sex in the Islands
1 oz Captin Morgans Parrot Bay, 1/2oz Madori mellon,1/2oz peach schnapps 4 oz pinallpe juice 1tsp Chambord
Put Captin Morgans,MAdori,Peach,Piapple in a shaker and shake with ice pour into a martini gleass and carefully drizel chambord into the bottom
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VIA THE BOOTY
2 oz. Captain Morgans 2 oz. Amaretto 2 oz. Southern Comfort
Fill shaker with ingredients and top with sour mix. Strain these luscious shots out for you and your friends, and go home Via The Booty!!
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Buffalo Sweat
1/2 oz Tabasco sauce 1/2 oz Tequila
Add ingredients and serve. Do not shake with ice.
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Flaming Dr. Pepper
Same as in your list plus 151
You leave a little room in the shot glass for your 151. Then light the 151 that is floating on top, be careful not to burn your- self. Drop the shot glass into the beer, thus a FAMING Dr. Pepper.
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"The Fitzgerald" (named after you know who)
Two fingers of Irish Mist Liqueur Two fingers of Bailey's Irish Cream
Stir (not shaken) in crushed ice, serve straight up; smooth but deceptive-two or more of these and you'll know why the banschee cries.
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Midori Sour
� Midori � Sweet & Sour
Fill equal parts Midori & Sweet and Sour on blended ice with a cherry
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Electric Watermelon
1/2 oz. rum, 1/2 oz. vodka, 1/2 oz. gin, 1/2 oz. triple sec, 1/2 oz. watermelon schnapps, 1/2 oz. sweet and sour, 7-up
Add the liqueurs in the order in which they appear. You may want to blend this into a slushy type as well. Or serve with ice.
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snowshoe snowshoe
1/2 oz blackberry brandy, 1 1/2oz of peppermint schnapps
mix these amounts into a good sized shot glass
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Screw your daddy
2 oz.vodka, 2 oz.Blue Maui, 4 oz. orange juice and 1 slice of a fresh lemon.
Fill cup halfway with orange juice, then whatever room is left, fill half and half with the vodka and the blue maui, and then to top it off, put one slice of a lemon in it.
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Ninja Turtle
2 oz. Tequila, 2 oz. Blue Maui, 4-7 oz. orange juice
Don't be a SUCK UP, mix this and get FUCKED UP. (Travis Standifer)
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Ninja Turtle
2 oz. Tequila, 2 oz. Blue Maui, 4-7 oz. orange juice.
Fill half with orange juice and equal out the rest of the room with Tequila and Blue Maui. Put the worm in if you're not a pussy. Don't be a SUCK UP, mix this and get FUCKED UP! (Travis Standifer)
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CHERRY BOMBS
1 OZ. TEQUILA 1 OZ EVERCLEAR 1 OZ VODKA 1 OZ GRENADINE 4 CHERRYS
PUT CHERRY'S IN CONTAINER POUR IN LIQUER LET SET FOR 3 DAYS. TO MAKE MORE THAN RECIPE CALLS FOR JUST DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THE RECIPE. (NOTE IF THEY TASTE TO MUCH LIKE LIQUER JUST MIX THEM WITH A SODA OR ADD MORE GRENADINE0
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ATOMIC BOMBS
1 OZ. TEQUILA 1 OZ EVERCLEAR 1 OZ VODKA 1 OZ GRENADINE 4 CHERRYS
PUT CHERRY'S IN CONTAINER POUR IN LIQUER LET SET FOR 3 DAYS. TO MAKE MORE THAN RECIPE CALLS FOR JUST DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THE RECIPE. (NOTE IF THEY TASTE TO MUCH LIKE LIQUER JUST MIX THEM WITH A SODA OR ADD MORE GRENADINE0
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ATOMIC BOMBS
1 OZ. TEQUILA 1 OZ EVERCLEAR 1 OZ VODKA 1 OZ GRENADINE 4 CHERRYS
PUT CHERRY'S IN CONTAINER POUR IN LIQUER LET SET FOR 3 DAYS. TO MAKE MORE THAN RECIPE CALLS FOR JUST DOUBLE OR TRIPLE THE RECIPE. (NOTE IF THEY TASTE TO MUCH LIKE LIQUER JUST MIX THEM WITH A SODA OR ADD MORE GRENADINE)
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The Shadiest One
The Shadiest One 1 part smirnoff vodka 1 part segram whiskey 3/4 PART GATORADE (LEMON LIME PREFERABLE) A splash of Sunny D Garnish with an orange slice, and drop a cherry in to eat at the end. This is the unltimate mix created by my friends, try it out, then put it on you page if you could. Mail me back if you do decide to put it on your page thanks a lot cole and trevor
mix all at once. drop a cherry in to eat at the end after its soaked through with alchol
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Sweet's Lemonade
1 1/2 oz. Ketel One Vodka 1/2 oz. triple sec
2 dashes of sugar 1 wedge of lemon fill with sour mix
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milano martini
2 1/2 oz. Belvedere Vodka 1/2 oz. romano Sambuca splash of lime
shaken w/ ice, strained
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Bloody Mary
2oz. Vodka, 1 tsp. pickle juice, 1 tsp. Worchestershire Sauce, 4 shakes of tabasco, throw in glass over ice, add spicy V8 to the top, stir. Dash of black pepper on the top. Adjust to taste, enjoy.

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illusions
30 ml vodka 30 ml midori 40 ml pinapple juice 40 ml lemonade
mix all in a shaker with ice
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The Very Carrie
1/2OZ. Vodka, 1 OZ. Kaluha, 1/2 Peach Juice, 1 oz. Apple Juice
Mix and Stir
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Tootsie Roll
1 oz Kaluha 1 oz Amaretto orange juice
1 oz kaluha with 1 oz amaretto over ice fill with orange juice
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The Very Carrie II
1 12 OZ. Zima, 1/5 of Apple Pucker
Pour a little of each in a shot glass. Get Wasted and do something you regret
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Bannana Bachalor
1/3 Blue Carroco, 1/3 creme De Bannana, Tsp Bailey's Irish creme, 1/2 tsp Grenadine
This is served in a shot glass.
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BIG SMOOTH
1/2 Kaluha, 1/3 Rootbeer schnapps, Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme
Served in a shot glass, YOU WILL LOVE THIS
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Bloody Blue Panties
3/4 Blue Carroco, 2Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme, tsp Grenadine.
Served in a shot glass, and enjoy!
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Bloody Cheese
3/4 coccunut rum, 2Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme, tsp grenadine
Served in a shot glass.
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Volcano
1/2 Kaluha, 1/2 Bailey's Irish Creme, tsp Grenadine
Served in a shot glass and explode
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Bloody Bouger
1/3 20/20 mango mix, 1/3 Blue Carroco, 1/3 Jagermiester 2Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme, tsp Grenadine
Served in a shot glass and get ripped
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Frankenstein!!!!!!
1/2 Jagermiester, 1/4 Blue Carroco, 2Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme tsp Grenasine
Served in a shot glass
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Pigeon Dung
1/2 Jagermiester, 1/3 Kaluha, 2Tsp Bailey's, Grenadine.
Served in a shot glass (By Bryan & Dan)
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Heartburn
1/2 Jagermiester, 1/3 cinnamon schnapps, 2 Tsp bailey's Irish creme, tsp Grenadine
served in a shot glass (By Bryan & Dan)
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Swamp Thing
1/2 Jagermiester, 1/3 Rootbeer Schnapps, 1/3 Blue carroco, 2Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme.
Served in a shot glass. AWSOME!!!
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Cesspool
1/2 20/20 Mango Mix, 1/3 Bannana Schnapps, 1/3 Kaluha, 2 Tsp Bailey's Irish Creme, tsp Grenadine.
Served in a shot glass (By Bryan & Dan)
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Hole in the Ozone
1/2 Jagermiester, 1/3 Blue Carroco, 2Tsp bailey's Irish Creme.
Served in a shot glass. (By Bryan & Dan)
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Bloody Sea
1/2 Peach Schnapps, 1/2 Blue Carroco, tsp Grenadine
Served in a shot glass. (By Bryan & Dan)
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Pina Coloda
1 Cherry Each 1.0 part Coconut Cream 2.0 parts Pineapple Juice 1.0 part light Rum
blend, serve in exotic glass
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Strawberry Striptease
1/2 Strawberry Margarita Mix, 1 Can Sprite, 1 oz. Cocconut Rum, 1 oz. Blue Carroco, 1 oz. Bannana Schnapps, 1 oz. Absolute Vodka.
Served in Hurricane Glass. (By Bryan & Dan)
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Buttface Breeze
1/4 Seabreeze Margarita Mix, 1 oz. Blue Carroco, 1 can Sprite, 1 oz. Cocconut Rum.
Served in a Hurricane glass.
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Hunter's atomic chocolate slammer shake
some ice chocolate ice cream kahlua milk hershey's syrup
pour in everything into a blender and blend till it is nice and smooth like any other shake. use different measurements of things to get the desired taste. i recomnend alot of kahlua to get the total effect.
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lemonade lemonade
2 fresh lemons half cup water ice
put water in container cut lemons in half then sqeeze over container put ice in stir
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huey long
2 oz. vodka 1/3 oz. tequila 2/3 oz. rum 2 c. surge
mix vodka and tequila; shake well mix rum and surge; shake well pour rum/surge into vodka/tequila drink fast
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Pisser
1 Part Vodka 1 Part Urine (I'm serious) Orange Juice (optional)
Okay this may seem really screwed up but I'm serious this is a great drink if you really want to get slammed. For some reason, i don't know why, female urine makes for a better drink. Just mix the ingredients and drink. I doesn't taste that bad straight, but if you want you can add orange juice (Piss Screwdriver :) . Happy drinking!
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good job rob
vodka and fuzzy navel
half and half vodka and fuzzy navel, in a regular kitchen glass, stir with ice.take out ice.good,huh?!
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Hurricane(A.K.A. Slurricane)
1 shot 151 bacardi dark, 1 shot bacardi light, 1 shot triple sec, grenadine, pineapple juice
pour in both rums and triple sec, fill one fourth of rest of glass with grenadine and the rest with pineapple juice
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Scheer Refreshment
6 oz. Jolt Cola, 2 oz irish whiskey, 1 oz cinnamon schnapps
Slowly pour whiskey into Cola, add schnapps to taste
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Surfer on acid
1 oz. Jagermeister krauter'liqueur. 1 oz. Malibu rum. 2 oz. orange juice. 1 oz. pineapple juice. 1 oz. cranberry juice. Beware of strong rip tides !!!
Add ingredients as listed above. Do not mix. Aloha !
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Manajetua (check spelling)
2 pts Malibu Rum 2 pts pineapple juice 1 pts melon liqueur
Don't know - just mix, I quess? It's good! It sneaks up on you. Cheers!
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Icebreaker
2 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
mix on the rocks in a low ball glass
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Freak Nasty
1/2 pint of Orange Shebert Vodka (amount desired) Peach Schnapps (amount desired) & Ginger Ale (amount desired)
fill blender with icecream, vodka, peach schnapps and ginger blend on whip until thick and creamy pour in glass and top with whip cream and a cherry.
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Chocolate Thunder (CSU Chico & Healdsburg High, RC).
1 quart of "Nestle Quik", preferably from your local 7-11. 1 fifth of your favorite Peppermint Schnaps.
1. Dump or set aside 1 pint of chocolate milk. 2. Pour in as much schnaps as possible leaving a half inch of air. 3. Shake WELL. 4. Drink out of carton. (if it doesn't taste like mint & chip ice cream, then you did it WRONG).
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LIQUID COCAINE
All of the following is going to be 1/2oz. Bacardi 151,Southern Comfort,Amaretto,Kahlua,Malibu,Goldschlager,Crown pineapple juice,orange juice and grenadine
mix all together chill and strain in a shooter. enjoy!!
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Island Park Punch
2 oz Bacardi dark rum 1 oz Mount Gaye dark rum fill with Minutemaid Tropical punch over ice in tall glass top with lime wedge

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Crowndew 2parts crown royal 5parts mountain dew

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daves breeze
shot of vodka or malabu coconut rum
fill with equal parts ginger ale, cranberry juice, and orange juice
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daves breeze
shot of vodka or malabu coconut rum
fill with equal parts ginger ale, cranberry juice, and orange juice
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ANTIFREEZE
1 oz Vodka, 1 oz Midori, 1/2 oz Creme De Bannana
fill glass half with ice and add liqour. stir and serve with straw.
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tangy twist
1/2oz rum,1 1/2oz,1oz pinapple juice,2oz urine
mix together and chug back a few
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ozone
3oz. everclear, Pink lemonaide
fill large chimneyglass with ice. pour in everclear then fill with pink lemonaide
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ozone
3oz. everclear, Pink lemonaide
fill large chimneyglass with ice. pour in everclear then fill with pink lemonaide
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rocketfuel
96oz everclear,96oz.rum,96oz.vodka,96.oz whiskey,96oz,tequilla,5.2liter bottles 7up ten cans frozen fruit juice several cut lemons limes watermelon etc. be invintive lots of ice
put blocked and cubed ice (lots) in a 33gal. garbage can and let the party begin. CAUTION; MAY CAUSE LIGHTWEIGHTS TO HURL
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GODZILLA
1 1/2 oz. 151 rum 1 oz. Blue Curacao 4 oz. pineapple juice 3 oz. orange juice
mix all ingredients in large glass with crushed ice.
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Black Forest
3/4 oz kahlua 3/4 oz bailey's irish cream 3/4 oz cherry brandy
pour in kahlua slowly pour in baileys, you'll want to do this over a spoon so it won't mix. let sit for a sec. pour cherry brandy over a spoon and shoot.. if you did it right it will taste just like a chocolate covered cherry..
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PINK PUSS
1 oz vodka, 1oz bacardi lite, strawberry kiwi crystal light, 1 part sprite
mix in blender and serve
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Junior Mint
2 cups choclate milk, 2 oz. peppermint schnapps, 1 oz. irish creme
fill with choclate milk, add peppermint schnapps and irish creme, stir till its all one consistency
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What Dude?
cup of mountain dew, 3 oz. sour apple pucker, 2 oz. 100 proof vodka
mix mountain dew, sour apples pucker and vodka together. served as shots. The reaction after the 5 or 6 shot is "What Dude?"
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Fruity Bitch--PLS
4 oz. Triple sec 5 oz. sprite 1 oz. lemon juice
Mix over ice then serve. --PLS
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Lanthan--PLS
3 oz. long island iced tea mix 1 oz. absolut Kurant 2 1/2 oz. orange juice squirt of lemon concentrate
Mix over ice and serve. --PLS
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Avalon Breeze
1 oz. cocanut rum 1\2 oz. banana liqueur 3 equal parts cranberry juice pineapple juice orange juuce over ice in a 10 oz. highball glass

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THE PARTY GENERAL AKA. (DAVID'S DRINK)
1 SHOT AMARETTO, 1 SHOT SEAGRAMS 7, 10 OZ. GINGER ALE
IN 16 OZ. CUP PUT IN A SHOT OF AMARETTO AND WHISKEY AND FILL REST OF CUP WITH GINGER ALE.
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Ali's Lemonade
2 1/4 oz. Bacardi Limon Top of the glass with ice cold Sprite small sprinkle of Lemon Juice served in a highball glass
pour in 2 1/4 oz. of Bacardi Limon then add your small amount of Lemon juice, then fill up the Glass with your sprite, no need to mix, then put in one spot or two of ice. This Drink works best if the sprite is cold before you make the drink.
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Black Majic
1 1/2 oz.Jamacian rum (dark perfered), 1 oz tequila, 1oz gerenadine, orange or pineapple juice (pineapple juice perfered)
mix all ingredients in the glass and fill the rest with either orange or pineapple juice into a medium sized glass. Mix everthing together and drink up..
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Screamin' Jay
1 part vodka (the cheaper the better) 4 parts water
pour vodka into glass, add water
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Drunk after 1
1 1\2oz. Vodka, 3oz. Tequilla, 1 1\2oz. Spiced Rum, 1 1\2oz.Tanqueray 5 oz. Raspberry juice
Fill cup half way with ice, add liquor then raspberry juice, stir. Take it to the head
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CITRON CHILLER
-2 Fingers of Absoult Citron in shot glass, Fruit juice; refrigerated.
pour room temperature Citron in shot glass, add cold fruit juice,(best is strawberry), as wanted.
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NATURAL DISASTER
1 oz. Aftershock 1 oz. Avalanche

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pineapple deight
4oz. pineapple juice 2oz mezcal
in a hurricane glass put juice and mezcal and stir
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Yellow Rose
1 1/2 oz. Bombay Saphire Gin, 1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth, 1 1/2 oz. orange juice, baby yellow rose garnish
Pour in shaker with ice and shake for 30 seconds
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Rob's Special
1 ounce Bacardi Limon 1/2 ounce Midori 1/2 ounce Chambord 1/2 ounce Butterscotch 2 ounces cranberry juice 1 ounce pineapple juice 1/4 ounce lime juice 1/4 ounce grenadine Sprite
Combine all ingredients in a glass with ice. Shake well. Top with a splash of Sprite and garnish with a lime.
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HICKSVILLE "SMOOTHIE"
1 1/2 oz Amaretto, 3 oz Cranberry juice
mix and enjoy
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Flaming Cockroach
1/2 oz.whiskey, 1/2 oz. tequila, 1/2 oz.vodka, 1/2 oz. cognac, 1/2 oz. bacardi 151 on top
mix all ingredients in a brandy snuff (bar the 151) place rum on top light on fire and drink it through a plastic straw before it melts as an option you may also add 1/2 oz. brandy
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indian recipe
one 2 liter bottle 7 up one can concentrated lemonade one pint Gin
and all above mix and cool ready to drink
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Tight Snatch
1 part vodka, 1 part midori, 1 part pineapple juice.
Mix in a rock shot glass, pineapple juice last and sit back and enjoy one of my favorites! They really do 'go down' easy...>;)
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Cocobanana Fantasy
4 oz Rum 4 oz Vodka 2 oz Coconut Milk 3 Whole Strawberries 1 Whole Peeled Banana As Much Ice You Want
Put all ingredients in blender and blend until frothy
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Cherry Moon
1 1/2 oz. Vodka 5 oz. Andre Cold Duck Champagne Orange Juice Any cherry popsicle
Pour vodka into a large glass Fill to half way with Orange Juice. Fill almost to the top with Andre Cold Duck Champagne. Drop a Cherry popsicle into the glass. Let sit for a minute...then drink!! Enjoy
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Alabama Slammer
1/4 Southern Comfort 1/4 Amaretto 1/4 Slow Gin 1/4 Orange Juice
Mix in a glass.
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Southern Splash
1 oz. Southern Comfort (100 proof), fill with Zima, Splash of Sunkist orange soda

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911
1oz. Yagamiester 1 1/2 oz. After Shock 1oz. Goldenslaugher
Chill and strain into rocks glass. Make sure you have a Water Hose ready, this babys HOT!!!
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Spiced Peaches
1 1/2 oz. Captain Morgans 1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pour both into Hurricane glass, fill with Orange juice, add a splash of Grenadine. Tastes GREAT!
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BIRTHDAY GIRL
2 OZS BACARDI GOLD 2 OZS PINEAPPLE JUICE 1 SPLASH GRENADINE
FILL WITH EQUAL PARTS OF RUM & PINEAPPLE JUICE ADD 1 SPLASH OF GRENADINE. A 2ND SPLASH MAY BE ADDED FOR EXTRA SWEETNESS.
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Murry Water
1 oz Sambuca, 1 oz Scotch
Top up with coke
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Butter Nipple
1oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1oz Butterscotch Schnapps
Layer 1x in order of ingredients in shot glass. Shoot it!
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Mongollian Cluster Fuck
All Equal Parts of : Vodka Rum Gin Tripple Sec Southern Comfort Amaretto Sweet & Sour Cranberry Juice Mix in a Long Island type glass.
Be slow about this one, you'll start drinking down the second one, and halfway through it you will start getting hit by the first. If your not lucky, you might end up tossing in your room later on.....TRUST ME.
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Tang
3/4 oz. Blackhaus 1/4 oz. Triple sec splash sour splash OJ
Chill serve as shot
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Cherry Popper
1 oz. Kirsch (Cherry Liqueur) Fill with Ginger Ale 1 tsp - 1 tblsp Creme de Cassis.
In a Rocks glass filled with ice and garnished with a cherry. Pour 1 oz. Kirsch Fill with Ginger Ale Add 1 tsp. - 1 tblsp. Creme de Cassis
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Arctic Horizon
4 cl Finlandia Cranberry Vodka, 3 cl Grapefruitjuice, 1.5 cl Sugarsyrup, Schweppes Russchianwater(or Red Mixer).
Shake the Cranberry Vodka, Grapefruitjuice and Sugarsyrup. Strain it into a Collins-glass(30 cl), fill up with Russchianwater. Remember to use a lot of ice!! Garnish the drink with a long slice of cucumber and cranberries on top of the ice.
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Shot in the Dark
1 oz. Dr. McGillicutty's Splash of Dr. Pepper or Root Beer

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Shot in the Dark
1 oz. Dr. Vanillacuddy's Splash of Dr. Pepper or Root Beer

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tres amigos
1/2oz.tres generaciones,1/2oz.1800.cuervo gold,1/2oz.cazadores,6oz.sweet&souer.spash of 7up, 1/2.lime juice.
fill with ice a toll glass with the 3 tequilas.and ad, the sweet & souer plus the lime juice finish`t with the 7up,
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Candy Special
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort, 1/2 oz. Malibu, 1/2 oz. Midori, and a 1/2 oz. of Cream De Noya.
Add 1 ct. of pineapple juice, 1 ct. of cranberry juice, top with lemon-lime soda, shake, and garnish with a lemon and a lime.
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Border Buttermilk
1 can frozen Pink Lemonade, Cuervo Gold Tequila, Ice cubes
Empty lemonade into a blender, fill lemonade container with tequila and add to blender, fill blender with ice cubes and blend to a fine slush. Pour and enjoy. This makes a great cooler for those hot summer days or nights, but beware!! they can sneak up and hit you from behind.
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Black licorish jelly bean
2 oz. Vodka, 1 oz. Anisette, Orange Juice
Pour vodka into a frosted highball glass, add anisette and fill the glass with orange juice. Enjoy
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Sand Blaster
1 1/2 oz (one shot) Peachtree Schnapps Orange Juice Pineapple Juice Guava Juice 1 1/2 oz Dark Rum Slice of Fresh Pineapple ice
Fill a 12 ounce glass 3/4s of the way with ice, pour in Peachtree Schnapps. Add equal parts of the juices, leaving enough room for the rum. Pour the dark rum on top and place pineapple on the glass. This is a good drink for those who aren't fond of the taste of alcohol, but want to get wrecked! Thanks to the people of Hawaii
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Dirty Monkey
1 1/2 oz. Irish Cream 1 oz. Dark Rum 1 1/2 oz. Cognac
Add ingredients in order of their listing. Do not stir Serve in brandy glass.
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Dirty Monkey
1 1/2 oz. Irish Cream 1 oz. Dark Rum 1 1/2 oz. Cognac
Add ingredients in order of their listing. Do not stir Serve in brandy glass.
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CHILLY WILLY
about 1 tbsp chilled vodka
flip the shot glass upside down and fill the concave part with the vodka then snort through your nose.
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FOUR HORSEMEN
1/2 OZ each of Bacardi 151,Jagermeister,Rumple Minze,Goldschlager
layer in glass in order listed
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PURPLE FUCK
1 shot sambuca 1 shot tequila 1 straw
sip sambuca through straw as a friend keeps the glass full by adding the tequila
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DRAGON PISS
3/4 oz butterscotch schnapps 1 oz hot cinnamon schnapps 4oz mountain dew
mix all together and drink it all
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DRAGON PISS
3/4 oz butterscotch schnapps 1 oz hot cinnamon schnapps 4oz mountain dew
mix all together and drink it all
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lemmon shot
shotglass full of vodka, lemons, sugar, bacardi 151
fill shotglass 3/4 with vodka,put round lemon slice on top, sprinkle sugar on top, a dash of bacardi 151 on the sugar, and light it, let burn out, squeze lemon in shot and shoot it!!!
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NUTTY COW
1 OZ. FRANGELICO, 1/2 OZ. KAHLUA
FILL WITH 2% MILK
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I've Got The Monkey
1/2 oz. Wild Turkey & 1/2 oz. jagermeister & 1/2 oz rumplemintz & 1/2 oz. 151
in shaker, half cup ice, shake n strain, brace yourself!
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Bruised Peach
1 oz peach schnapps Iced Tea
garnish with a lemon slice
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