You start dreaming about X-Files.
You considered joining the FBI just so you can be like Mulder and Scully.
You carry sun flower seeds in your coat pocket at all times so you can munch on them any time you want.
You prefer drinking ice tea over everything else.
You change your coffee drinking habits to lots of cream and no sugar just so you can be like Scully.
You considered moving to Washington D.C.
You start looking for an apartment with the door number 42 to rent or buy.
You tape an X on your window and shine a light on it, hoping X would appear.
You change your light blub to a blue one and shine it out the window, hoping Deep Throat would appear.
You stare at the night sky and start wondering that not only something is up there, but it's also looking at you, as curious about you at the same time you're as curious about it.
You climb on a tree to look for a praying mantis, then you scream a girly scream.
You start reading everything about occults and the paranormal, memorizing everything and pretend you have a photographic memory on these stuff like Mulder.
You start reading and memorizing everything about gargoyles, then you start drawing them, then sculping them in clay, and get as obsessed about them as Mulder did.
You see a grey dog on a street at night looking like the one in Alpha, and that night happened to have a full moon, you start wondering if it's actually a shapeshifter in disguise.
You bought a cellar phone just so you can be like Mulder and Scully.
You carry a penlight with you at all times.
You carry a flashlight in your glove department of your car at all times.
You accidentally broke some furniture made of very fragile wood material and you start wondering if someone just passed through them and changed its molecular structure.
You suspect spontaneous human combustion whenever you see a black spot on the ground.
You take apart everything you can find in your house, afraid that the conspiracy people had put a hearing device on you.
You take your phone apart to check if the government people is tapping on you.
You change your computer password to trustno1.
You considered changing your Faculty to Medicine, and take an undergraduate degree in Physics, just so you can be like Scully.
You considered changing your major into Behavorial Psychology, just so you can be like Mulder.
Whenever you see some black, unidentified(or identified) liquid, you suspect it's the alien retrovirus.
You started to panic about being infected by the alien virus after you got stung by a bee.
You named your dog Queequeg.
You start calling your father Ahab, and have him call you Starbuck by your request.
You start wondering if any girl named Samantha is Mulder's lost sister.
You memorize all the quotes from every single episode, and try your best to fit them into daily conversation.
You go to a bookstore and started looking for the book From Outer Space by John Chung
You name your son Fox, William, and your daughter, Dana, Katherine, Samantha, etc.
You start calling people by their last name, and have them call you by your last name as well by your request.
You came upon an area where a lightning bolt had struck, and you start looking for footprints.
You start hating everyone who smokes Morleys.
You bought a water bed just so you could be like Mulder.(Though I sincerely hope that yours doesn't leak like Mulder's did)
If you happen you know someone who writes stories(especially horror stories), you suspect the characters, especially the killer, might come to life and start ripping people's heart out.
You start looking everywhere trying to find the poster in Mulder's office which has the words "I Want To Believe" and an UFO on it.
You found a mosquito bite on your body and to start to panic about becoming a test-subject by aliens and the possibility that you have been abducted.
Your watch stopped, and you suspect you have lost time because an UFO had just passed by.
You constantly check your watch to make sure you're not experiencing any periods of missing time.
You see a heart-shaped fabric and you suspect it's a serial killer's trophy.
You see some black liquid flowing around, you suspect that's the alien black oil and you start running for your life.
You start memorizing box scores just like Mulder did.
Whenever you see some yellow gooy stuff you suspect you're having a hallucination and that you're under the influence of some killer mushrooms.
You go out to UFO hotspots standing there all night hoping to be abducted.
Whenever you see a bright light from the sky you suspect that's an UFO with aliens trying to abduct you.
You see some mushrooms and you suspect that's some killer fungi and that you may be hallucinating.
You don't like to be easily categorized or referenced.
You have a nose bleed and you suspect that you have cancer.
You mumble Mulder or Scully's (or any other X-Files characters) name in your sleep.
You watch every single episode at least 5 times or more, and you memorize every single detail in your brain, even though you don't have a photographic memory like Mulder.
You don't do anything on Sunday because that's the x-files day. (from [email protected])
All you do at your spare time is writing x-files fan fics, organizing your tremendous amount of x-files-related files on your computer, and re-watching x-files episodes.
You changed your licence plate number to Mulder, Scully, 1013, Fox, Dana, FBI, Spooky, Starbuck, X-Files, or anything x-files related.
You try to memorize baseball box scores just like Mulder did.
You start craving for non-fat, tofrutti rice dreamsicles, even though you'd bet the air in your mouth tastes better than that.
You see an abandoned train car in some deserted railway or field, and you suspect that's probably the government conducting some secret experiments in there.
You start to tear apart your house checking for bugs the government might have hidden. (from [email protected])
You see an unmarked tanker truck and wonder if it's carrying an alien virus. (from [email protected])
You see an unmarked truck and you wonder if it's carrying an E.B.E.

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