Here are some jokes I nicked off a certain Teletext page.
Q : Where do bats live?
A : In Batman's trousers!
Q : Why do babies cry?
A : Because wasps might be after them!
Q : Why do cats like milk?
A : They just do man! (Them crazy cats)
Q : What do you call your father?
A : Advanced Paternal Type B!
Q : What do you wear to a disco?
A : A footman's wig!
Ahahahah. Weren't they great folks?