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Pithy Sayings of Ken Lachnicht

  • Don't count yourself lucky, till Tinkerbell's wand lifts from your head.
  • Its never so late as when you look at a clock to confirm it.
  • It always takes longer to get back to where you just left than it did to go to where you are now.
  • To a thirsty man even the shallowest stream affords some comfort.
  • A "virgin forest" is a creationist term.
  • The only thing that does not get clogged is a leak.
  • So smooth, I didn't know you had moved.
  • The three absolutes of life are: birth, death and uniqueness!
  • In a moderate traffic situation, the light always changes to red, just as you approach the intersection, and to green, just after you break to a complete stop.
  • To save money is a more immediate gratification than not having spent it.

 

My Laws of Responsibility

  • All opportunities claimed missed, were willfully done!
  • You are always to blame for how you feel!
  • Hope is true when you see all the possibilities and false when you see only the outcome.

 

People Skills

Whether you play the game or not, others will think you do and react as if you did. So don't be shocked by their actions. Determine the relationships, high and low, those you don't see are the ones you must know. To discover the motivations, you need not travel far, everyone wants to be a star.

 

The Theory of More
There will always be more.
More can be made available:
by discovery, by conversion,
by recovery, by alternative,
by manufacture and synthesis,
by diversion and substitution,
by efficiency and evolution, and
by desire, knowledge and effort.

In the early 1900s the US Postal Service delivered the mail in New York City 5 times a day! In those days, and for some time there after, they had a better reputation for honesty and dependable service than any other government organization.

 

In the early 1960s using this envelope to send cash payments was common. It was a reasonable alternative to sending postage stamps equal in value to the amount owed. Like now, you had to pay for a Money Order. Checking was free, but who would keep money in a checking account when the average interest on bank savings accounts was 5.75%!

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