VERY BIASED (originally called "Small town boys" and also "Are they
  gay?")

  This riff is very fast but you should be able to decipher what I mean
  from
  this tab..

  A-----------------------------------------
  E--0-0-6-5-3-0-3-4-3-0-0--6-5-0---3--4-0--
        [pull offs----]    [pull off]

  The "And they Rock!" bit:

  D---------------
  A----3-------3--
  E--1---1-4-1----

  The end:

  C, G, F# x2
  D, A, B, A, G x2

  Slow:

  A-------------------
  E--0-0-6-5-0-3-4-3--