MUSIC IS CRAP (Custard)

transcribed by Ian Gray (gray@ausinfo.com.au)

Key:
/    = slide up
\    = slide down
b^   = bend (1/2 step)
r    = release-bend
h^   = hammer-on

Chords for rhythm guitar:
C  x32010
G  320003
F  133211 

Lead guitar plays barred chords during chorus:
C  81010988
F  x8101010x
Changes between F and G are based on the chords:
F  x8101010x
G  x10121212x


Gtr Fill 1        

E|-0--0--0--------------------------------------------|
B|-3--1--0h^1-----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

Gtr Fill 2        
   G                          F
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----12-------12----------------10--11--10----------|
G|--------12-------12-------------------------10------|
D|-/12-------12-------12\-----/10---------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

Solo        

E|-----------------------------8----------------------|
B|--------------------8--6--5-------------------------|
G|-5-5-7-4---7-5---5--------------7b^-7b^r--5-5-------|
D|---------------7------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------8-------------------8--|
B|--------------------8--6--5----------------------8--|
G|-5-5-7-4--/7-5---5--------------7--7b^r--5---8/9----|
D|---------------7------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|
                                              <-x2--> 

MUSIC IS CRAP (Custard)

C             G
Red eyes blue gaze 
F             C w/[Gtr Fill 1]
you look like hell today 
C             G 
step out on parade 
F            C       
you do it so well 

Your favourite shirt 
those shoes that you bought in Perth 
dumb hair smart slacks 
that's rock apparel 
F
Aah aah aah aah

Chorus:
         C    F      C
Music is crap aliens told us so 
F           C    F              C
better than that we're going to let you know 
F           C  F        C
just listen up become a receiver 
F              C   F               G w/[Gtr Fill 2]
and then space out when you're a believer 
              F
that's what religion is for 
   
Music is crap 

C F C F C F C F
  
Think of your friends 
then put one on the door 
everything's free 
but we're still poor 

F     
Don't matter what you like 
       C       F   C   F
aliens hate it 
F
rock pop metal shop 
            G                F
they just berate it and I've found 
             G                F
they dig the silence hate the sound 
                G                           F
so pick up your telescopes put your guitars down 
                 G
that's what I've found 

[Solo]

Repeat Chorus

C F C F C F C F etc. then end on F chord