If you really like Rammstein you should pronounce it correctly GODDAMNIT!!

Say it like this: "ROMSHTINE" thats how you say it in German!!

 

Let me tell you a little secret for PC users:

you can get umlauts (üöä) and ess-tsets (ß) by using the Alt key in combanation with the number pad (not the numbers above the letters but the ones on the right of the keyboard) here they are:

You can make different German words using these letters such as: Bück Dich, Küss Mich, and Weißes Fleisch. It is totally easy to do and a hell of a lot better than going out and buying special programs to get them or even buying a German keyboard!

So you see you can also make unrealted to Rammstein words too like, Scheiß(0223)e means shit. If you see my profile on AOL you'll see it says "Gott weiß ich will FICKEN!' wich, if you listen to Das alte Leid, means I want to fuck! so I said "God knows I want to FUCK!" And boy do I mean it!

Also, all nouns in German are capitalized such as words like book "Buch" and ''Mutter" meaning mother. In German, they don't plural things with an "s" like if you ever go to myxin.de you'll see that the pictures have the file size as 712 byte no bytes, I know it is confusing but it is easy YOU CAN DO IT!

Different letter sound different in English!

 

 

"General conversation"

English:Hello, good morning (Noon; eveing) German: Hallo, gutten Morgen (Abend, Nacht)

English: How are you? German: Wie Geht's?

English: Good, thank you, and you? German: Gut Danke, und Dir?

English: Your family? German: Wie geht's mit Deine Familie?

English: Where are you from? German: Wo ihr kommen sie?

English: I am from ______. German: Ich bin aus _____.

English: Do you like Rammstein? German: Kennst du Rammstein?

English: I love Rammstein! German: ICH LIEBE RAMMSTEIN!

English: What is your favorite Rammstein song? German: Was ist deine lieblingslied?

English: That is a good one! German: Das ist eine gut lied!

English: Nice to meet you, bye. German: Es hat mich gofreut dich Kennenzulernen, Tschüss!

Conversation for AOL when you IM a German person

BRB= Ein Augenblick bitte

LOL= Laut lachend

LMAO= Same as above

g2g= Jetzt muß ich gehen, Tschüss

ASAP= So bald wie möglich

That pisses me off! = Das kozcz mich an!

Asshole!= Arschloch!

You are a dickhead!= Du bist eine Pimmelkopf!

You are a shithead!= Du bist eine Scheißkopf!

What is the matter?= Was ist los?

I don't speak your language well= Ich spreche deine Sprache nicht so gut

Are you there?= Gibt es irgendeiner da?

I just want to talk with you= Ich wollte nur mit Dir sprechen

Can I put you on my buddy list? = Kannst Du mich bitte auf meine Buddy Liste setzen?

Why don't you answer me?= Warum antwortest Du nicht?

Do you remember me?= Erinnern Sie sich an mich?

Fuck you! = Fick Dich!

You mother is a bitch (like son of a bitch but not really) : Deine Mutter ist eine Hündin.

Cocksucker = Schwanzlutscher, or pimmelsauger

Prickface = Schwanzgesicht

I do not speak German well = ich kann nur ein Bißchen Deutsch.

What is your name = Wie heissen Sie?

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Allright, let me warn you of somthing: don't just go around calling people thses names without a reason, remember, a lot of Germans are huge, just look at Till!

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You also need to know if you are "duzening" with person who youn are talking to, I will explain what that is in a minute, to ask if you are "duzining" say "Können wir mal duzen".

 

To "duzen" is to be friendly, or having a casual conversation with the person, so if you just met the guy or gal you aren't duzening with him it is onne of the first things you must ask.

And another thing what you use happy faces and such, Germans seem to use this one:

:o)

I have no idea why, but they use that a lot when they talk to me.

 

Finding Germans in the first damn place. (AOL)

Go to keyword "member directory" and then use the advanced search and put in some common German words like "ich" or somthing it works for me.

Or you can go to find a chat and then and then go to places and then go to Berlin's chatroom, but thier is a lot of wanna-bes there, if one guy says he speaks flueint German everyone shuts up or leaves.