Astrology, The Basics

Aries - The Ram ( March 21--April 19)

Planet: Mars

Element: Fire

Cross: Cardinal

Weekday: Tuesday

Colors: Red, white or pink

Metal: Iron

Age Aries controls: 28-35 years

Crystals: Ruby, bloodstone, diamond, garnet

Flowers: Thistle, wild rose, woodbine

Tree: Holly, thorn, chestnut Birds: Magpie, robin

Body Area: Head, Brain and face

Watchword: Appearance

Yourself.

Your whole being is inclined towards action rather than thought, the

key phrase to describe you is - I am - and you are impatient to

explore your potentials. So much so that advice will be ignored,

hasty and impulsive action is more likely with the result that you

can get into scrapes feel a need to prove yourself to yourself and

desire to be at the head of whatever you involve yourself with. You

seek fame and recognition more than wealth and material comfort and

are actually fitted for a leadership role once you curb your tendency

to over preoccupation with yourself and take others into account in

your plans. A strong competitiveness combines with the ability to

bounce back from defeat in you but you can use aggression and force

instead of diplomacy in gaining your objectives. You will learn

lessons from thinking about the overall consequences of your actions

and learning to relate and co-operate with others.

Friends and lovers.

For you it is all or nothing in friendships and other romantic

involvements. First of all you look for sincerity in another and once

you are sure of this and your own feelings you are likely to plunge

right in, holding back little, for you relationships have to be warm

and mutual. You can prove a little over powering for some people

because of this lack of reticence, you come on strong and fast and

there is a good possibility that others will find you rude when you

jump into a conversation and generally try to put your oar in. You

can also misinterpret a sign of friendliness for a come on and reveal

your feelings plainly and directly when the other person may not be

ready for this fast lane approach to a relationship. You explode with

feelings rather than gradually developing them. Be sure before you

reveal your hand that the other person is ready for it.

Sex drive.

With the sun in Aries a person likes to express their passionate

sexual nature which is as fiery as the sun. You will love wildly,

fiercely and emotionally even though this burning passion can just as

soon subside as it flares. Then the flames can once again be

rekindled, but not for a long time, Aries is likely to have impetuous

love affairs and marriages and these can break up just as suddenly.

Because Aries thinks along the lines of self centred behaviour there

can be relations where it is entirely physical without much feeling

at all, this strong ego dominated behaviour together with

unreliability is likely to produce unsatisfactory temporary

relationships. You will obtain greater sexual satisfaction and

gratification by learning more about the wishes of your partner so

that you share in the sex act. To achieve this two way relationship

it requires the Aries person to control and check their fire and

become less self orientated.

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Taurus - The Bull (April 20--May 21)

Planet: Venus

Element: Earth

Cross: Fixed

Weekday: Friday

Colors: Blue, green, turquoise, red or yellow

Metal: Copper

Age Taurus controls: 14-21 years

Crystals: Sapphire, Emerald, Turquoise, Jade

Flowers: Violet, wild and red garden rose

Tree: Almond, ash, cherry and myrtle Birds: Magpie, robin

Body Area: Throat and neck

Watchword: Aquisition

Yourself.

You seek mastery and power over material things as a way of

understanding the spiritual truth of life. The key phrase to describe

you is - I have - and you will focus your attentions on gaining the

good things of life. Emotional and material security is important to

you and you will use all your sense of determination to achieve it.

Money is seen as the way for you to possess the fine surroundings and

luxuries you desire. Beauty of form attracts you as well as sensual

pleasure for you have a highly developed sense of touch. With people

you tend to hang back until you have decided whether they will be of

use to you. You are emotionally possessive as well as physically

acquisitive. You are not concerned with self analysis but are capable

of making plans far ahead which you follow to achieve your aims so

that success usually is won by sheer determination and effort. No one

can turn you from your goals or opinions once your mind is set.

Friends and lovers.

You look for steadfast love and warm affection in a friendship or

relationship, which is precisely what you are capable of offering.

You look for inner qualities in a partner and do not come to a hasty

decision. You make an excellent friend, prepared to be helpful and

give advice, your sympathy wins you the approval of others and you

are naturally inclined to be loyal. This can go to the extent of

being reluctant to break up a partnership even when it is damaging to

your own happiness or welfare. You have many acquaintances and

friends but once in love you will stick to that person and are in

danger of becoming possessive and jealous. You can be very practical

in relationships and need to cultivate their idealistic side. Once

you have decided on a person you go after them with great

determination.

Sex drive.

Yours is a very physical love nature, inclined to the sensual but not

for its own sake. You are dependable and union minded for you do not

only want sensual relations, you are looking for a partner who can

gratify you emotionally when you can become very lusty and the heart

of sensuality. The negative side of this is that pure animal feelings

can take over and drive you to excess in sexual indulgence without

any search for higher expression.

This trait is most often found in the male who can be driven to

obtain sex and sensual satisfaction rather as he would satisfy a

hunger.

Taureans make love with the body not the mind, you need time to

slowly rise in passion and fulfil all your physical needs and those

of your mate. You wish to steadily develop the sex act from the

prelimanaries. Foreplay is important to you and, with all parts of

the body likely to be equally sensitive when aroused, you want to

delay the sex act until you are sufficiently stimulated.

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Gemini - The Twins(May 22--June 20)

Planet: Mercury

Element: Air

Cross: Mutable

Weekday: Wednesday

Colors: White, yellow, silver, pale grey, red or blue

Metal: Mercury

Age Gemini controls: 7-14 years

Crystals: Diamond, jade, agate, topaz

Flowers: Parsley, dill, hazel, fern, iris

Tree: Elder, filbert Birds: Parrot, eagle, finches

Body Area: Shoulders, chest and lungs

Watchword: Communication

Yourself.

Yours is a nature that is governed by an insatiable curiosity and

your governing phrase is - I think - so that you are hungry for new

experiences and place a great value on words, thoughts and concepts

which satisfy your urge to classify things. You make a good student

with your innate thirst for knowledge but without discipline and

training you will develop a butterfly mentality, hopping from person

to person, place to place and creating confusion by your refusal to

be tied down. You can get depressed when things do not run your way

and there is the need to have more than one interest on the go at the

same time. You have a lot of nervous energy but if you could keep

still and calm you would allow your thoughts and originality more

time to blossom and develop. You are drawn to money as a means to

obtain freedom and power but there is a tendency for you to waste the

money of others though not usually your own. You tend to keep some

distance from those around you fearing any kind of binding but this

can create a restlessness and and rebelliousness which is hard to

bring to heel. You need to learn the lesson that we are all inter

related and you must learn co-opearation to obtain your own

fulfillment.

Friends and lovers.

You are drawn to the mental stimulus offered by people and like

nothing more than being out and about socially where you rarely have

problems making new friends, although you are slow to make enemies

since you have a natural empathy for good company. You are drawn to

active people who use their heads, and succeed in charming them with

your ready wit, especially if they share your interests. You are

always ready to believe the latest gossip and can lose your friends

as easily as you make them through your readiness to pass on these

tales, in any case you have little hestitation in ending an

association once it no longer interests you. In love too you can

easily seek variety and self expression at the expense of getting to

know someone deeply for it is not in your nature to give yourself

entirely to one friendship or relationship. However, once you meet

the right person you can curb your butterfly tendencies and become a

faithful and sincere mate. You will still be ruled more by your mind

than your emotions, but will value the relationship from an

intellectual point of view, you will be quite willing to share

responsibility.

Sex drive.

As a Gemini, you have a tendency to take sex lightly, for you have

difficulty controlling your will of the wisp nature and seldom plumb

the depths of emotional experience, preferring to move with the tide.

In reality sex is something you can keep quite cool about, analysing

the performance of your partner while engaged in the act for the

brain likes to keep active even while the body performs. You are

likely to have more than one great love in your life and may marry

twice. There is also the likelihood of you carrying on two love

affairs at the same time.

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Cancer - The Crab (June 21--July 22)

Planet: Moon

Element: Water

Cross: Cardinal

Weekday: Monday

Colors: Pale blue, silver, pearl, green or brown

Metal: Silver

Age Cancer controls: 7 years

Crystals: Emerald

Flowers: Poppy, white rose, watercress

Tree: Willow Birds: Seagull, owl, white peacock

Body Area: Breasts, stomach and chest

Watchword: Security

Yourself.

You are the most sensitive sign in the Zodiac so that the the key

phrase to describe you is - I feel - and you care above all for your

own domestic comfort and security. You are unlikely to feel complete

until you have a family which you can protect and nurture. Underneath

your tough exterior lies extreme sensitivity, fear of ridicule and

the capacity for holding grudges although once you are committed to a

relationship you will continue loving a person even when you receive

hurt from it. You are prepared to go to any lengths to obtain your

own security and are reluctant to take risks with money but your

emotional complexity means that few will understand you as you switch

from jolliness to melancholy, when you are hurt you become difficult,

stubborn and childish. You will be proud of both your family and your

country, and seek domestic comfort, order and cleanliness. You never

joke about yourself and are likely to be egocentric with the power of

passive resistance to anything you do not want to do even if told to

do so by superiors. The thoughts of others confuse your own thinking

processes but once decided on a course you stick to it and bring it

to a successful conclusion.

Friends and lovers.

You may appear retiring and sensitive but this does not not mean that

you actually are, for you are on the look out for the chance to take

the stage. If you are ignored or put in the background by friends you

become moody and petulant. Your high standards in selecting friends

and acquaintances means that you can change them quite often as your

restless nature causes you to move on in your search for the ideal,

for it is only rarely that people will measure up to your goals for

friendship. In love too you can be moody and changeable falling in

love on a whim and just as soon ending it. Once in love your natural

imagination and strong feelings can find their true outlet and you

will value friends and lovers above all else. You can be greatly

affected by those close to you since you are so impressionable. You

will worry over imagined slights and tend to elevate on to a pedastal

those you love. You never forget a kindness and are always eager to

please.

Sex drive.

You are by nature both sensitive and romantic, your outlook is

protective and sentimental to those you love and you are likely to

handle all aspects of sex in moderation. There is a strong

maternal/caring aspect in your drive, so you seek to look after and

protect your mate and do all you can to satisfy them. You are

faithful and loyal and will give far more than you receive quite

willingly. There are two fears in your life. Fear of ridicule from

your mate and a fear they are unfaithful or about to leave you long

before there are any reasons for you to suspect such an outcome. You

need constant reassurance of the faithfulness of your mate for this

reason.

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Leo - The Lion (July 23--August 22)

Planet: Sun

Element: Fire

Cross: Fixed

Weekday: Sunday

Colors: Gold, yellow, blood red, green

Metal: Gold

Age Leo controls: All stages of life

Crystals: Amber, ruby, diamond

Flowers: Marigold, sunflower, hops

Tree: Willow Birds: Peacock, cock, eagle

Body Area: Back

Watchword: Creativity

Yourself.

You are most concerned with expressing yourself and gaining approval

and admiration, a key phrase for you is - I will - since you are

determined to show your power to the world. You want to shine forth

and be in the spotlight even as you treat others in a generous way.

You are likely to find fortune finds you out and offers you a chance

to be at the centre even when you feel trapped or in obscurity. You

have a strong urge to create, both children and thoughts and projects

so that you give of yourself to bring this about. In love you are

ruled by the heart and follow your desires, there is a strong

attraction to the opposite sex. With money you seek it as a means to

achieve your goals and for you the means justifies the end as long as

it meets your own approval though not necessarily that of society.

You can be recklessly brave and are liable to be over frank or

outspoken which will lose you friends and bring about disagreements

where you will not give ground, you only concede where you will not

lose face. Your seek a noble role and power which makes you glow and

you will do whatever is required to show you are worthy of holding

responsibility. You express pride in the way you move, act, dress and

think but if you do not achieve the authority you seek you can become

lazy, sulky and unpredictable.

Friends and lovers.

You have the ability to enjoy friends and lovers for a lifetime, a

handshake means what it says to you, and a romance can last just as

long once you are committed, for once you fall for someone there are

no half measures, you give all and you expect all, you take love

seriously and your natural dignity prevents you indulging in mere

flirtation, there is your need for affection but you are capable of

giving just as much back in return. Though you know many people and

love to mix there is still a part of you which stands aloof and keeps

you standing out from the crowd, you get along with them but you tend

to follow the formalities when it comes to friendship. In love no

such reticence occurs, you are loyal, trustworthy and capable of

producing an intense relationship where there is a subtle glow at

work.

Sex drive.

You love with a fierce devotion, setting your love on a pedastal from

which they are likely to fall when they fail to measure up to the

role you have allocated for them. You like to call the shots in bed,

or wherever you decide the sex should take place, part of your wish

to appear lordly and commanding, but you give both protection and

generous amounts of yourself in love, you want to be admired and

respected. You are by far the most romantic and passionate of signs

when you have discovered someone you consider worthy of your loyalty.

In early life you may be less fortunate in love through impetuous

affairs but when you find the right person you can make them feel

they are really special while having sex through the royal attention

you lavish on them.

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Virgo - The Virgin (August 23--September 22)

Planet: Mercury

Element: Earth

Cross: Fixed

Weekday: Wednesday

Colors: Pastel blue, peach, yellow, gold, black

Metal: Platinum

Age Virgo controls: 7-14 years

Crystals: Cornelia, jade, jasper

Flowers: Rosemary, Madonna, lily, valerian

Tree: Elder Birds: Magpie, parrot

Body Area: intestines, bowels, pancreas and gall bladder

Watchword: Operation

Yourself.

You tend to express yourself through your work and seek to to bring

matter under the control of the mind so that your key phrase is - I

analyse - where you are meticulous in carrying out work. This ability

to think things through needs to be balanced by the realisation that

the mind serves the the spirit, and that overwork is not wisdom, a

capacity for self denial where work is concerned can lead to

exhaustion, while fears can bring on semi-reclusive behaviour in some

Virgos. You place a high value on words and can be entranced by them

and you make a good student but tend to think intellect is all when

judging a person. You have a healthy concern for a good diet and

should avoid artificial foods and medicines which will disagree with

you. You are also impressed by good clothes and quality. Gossip and

judging people by their appearances are given too high a priority by

you since you value neatness in clothes. You may be impervious to

love overtures and stay unmarried since no one measures up to your

impossible standards, but once married you will rule the roost.

Friends and lovers.

You are well capable of giving loyalty and are possessive by nature

so that you see no reason why the friends and lovers you select with

careful discrimination should not treat you in the same way. In fact

you may try to mould them according to your standards. You admire

progressive intelligent people who look like they have their path

through life well plotted. You can be over impressed by the intellect

of another and ignore or overlook their failings because of this high

regard for their brain. You have to like a person before you can fall

in love with them and though you can make a wonderful lover and

friend and helpmate, you need to learn to give understanding in a

relationship rather than the more likely criticism. You are not into

glamour, but your indifference to it can act as a challenge to others

who detect your inner needs behind your inhibitions and reserve.

Sex drive.

Your estimation of a partner is all important to you for sex can take

place largely in the head where you are much given to fantasising

rather than actually living these fancies out, for you are unlikely

to play fast and loose in your affections. You prefer a mate who you

can look up to, there is a danger you will put them on a pedastal so

that they will fail to live up to your very demanding standards and

you will feel dissatisfied. You are very discriminating and set a

high value on character and faithfulness, any flirtatiousness is on a

superficial level. You want an ideal relationship where you can co-

operate and be helpful to your mate, proving you make up in loyalty

what you lack in demonstration of your true affections. Your fears

about sex may include a dread of infection which makes you hold back

in early physical contact with potential partners.

Your reserve in sexual expression may result in you being drawn to

masochistic relationships where you play out a subordinate role to a

love you have elevated to superior status.

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Libra - The Scales (September 23--October 22)

Planet: Venus

Element: Air

Cross: Cardinal

Weekday: Friday

Colors: Royal blue, cerulean, green, black

Metal: Copper

Age Libra controls: 14-21 years

Crystals: Opal, lapis lazuli, beryl, sapphire

Flowers: Violet, white rose

Tree: Almond, walnut, plum, myrtle Birds: Dove, swan, sparrow

Body Area: kidneys, lower back, adrenal glands and ovaries

Watchword: Partners

Yourself.

You are under the rulership of the planet Venus and have an

instinctive grace and charm, proportion and harmony, a phrase to

describe you is - I balance - since you seek to reconcile differences

and wish for both approval and popularity, however you are loath to

compromise your principles having an awareness that this could bring

about your downfall. There is a strong sense of justice and fair play

within you so that you are likely to take on the defence of the

underdog. You seek to work in co-operation with others and are very

concerned to form companionships and partnerships since you find it

hard to work in isolation once you have conceived and initiated

projects. Your leaning is to taking action on your perceptions.

You are likely to work conscientiously once past the age of early

youth, 29, and are interested in new ideas and mental stimulus since

you are intellectually inclined as well as being drawn to the arts,

public relations, psychology the law, beauty and fashion. Good taste

is important to you and you will go out of your way to avoid

disharmony in both surroundings and companions. You rarely let your

anger get the better of you but when you do explode nothing is left

unsaid as you purge your soul and seek to regain emotional

equilibrium, at least these flashes of rage soon pass like a tropic

storm having shaken everything in its path.

Friends and lovers.

Behind the apparent detached approach you bring to relationships

beats a romantic heart that excels all other star signs in the

quality of loving that you can provide your partner. You rarely

surrender yourself completely to another but are an expert in love

matters, with considerable passion and care for the loved one. You

revel in social settings but your very friendliness with associates

belies the fact that you let very few into your intimate circle. You

are quick to anger but let the storm blow itself out just as quickly.

You hate to hurt others and prefer to avoid doing or saying anything

that will upset the harmony in a relationship. You are well regarded

in your social set because people sense your innate regard for

honesty and courtesy, while you really enjoy being with your friends

and colleagues. With lovers you can be voluptuous, seeking to raise

the level of the relationship to one of art with your delicate

touches, you are great company to be with and extend the hand of

sympathy as well as love to keep things on your desired plane, in

fact you find it easier to give than to take in a relationship.

Sex drive.

You are likely to be too idealistic in your search for the perfect

partner, seeking a concept rather than the reality of a person with

their foibles. You would rather not know about unpleasant realities

and are quite capable of being taken in by flattery. If this search

for perfection is taken to extremes you could become isolated and

frustrated, only getting involved later in life with someone else.

Yet you have a great desire for companionship and partnership, for

you value sympathy and understanding above all else. Underneath your

charm and ideals you can strike others as preoccupied and selfish

since you prefer to ignore any unpleasant home truths and can leave

your partner feeling uncared for, or their needs not taken care of.

You love nothing more than the rituals of love, the chase, the catch,

the courting, the preliminaries and even where you know someone well

there will be a gradual build up to the sex act, with flirtations and

suggestions all along the way until you have them under your spell.

Sexual satisfaction will only come when you learn not to measure out

your affections according to the response for this can produce a

sense of everything being too ordered and predictable. Give your

imagination greater play and you are the most interesting lover in

the zodiac!

If you are a man, you find it very hard to resist female interest and

wiles and are wide open to flattery from them. You thrive on the

boost to your ego. Women are often happy to provide it.

Female Librans are happy to play the field and enjoy the chase, they

are in no hurry to settle down, preferring to continue looking for Mr

Right.

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Scorpio - The Scorpion (October 23--November 21)

Planet: Mars & Pluto

Element: Water

Cross: Fixed

Weekday: Tuesday

Colors: Deep reds, shadow black, brown

Metal: Iron & Plutonium

Age Scorpio controls: 62+ years

Crystals: Topaz, ruby, jet

Flowers: Sweet basil, purple heather

Tree: Holly, blackthorn Birds: Eagle, vulture

Body Area: genitalia, reproduction and the blood

Watchword: Death

Yourself.

You are able to summon up more power and intensity than any other

sign of the Zodiac for the key phrase to describe you is - I desire -

and you will pursue them through thick and thin since staying power

is another of your assets. You are much concerned with transformation

on any level, which includes sex and romance where you will pour out

all your energies. In any endeavour it is important that you think

through what you are seeking since you will pursue it with great

intensity and determination, your willpower is ready to endure any

trial seeking satisfaction so that even death or humiliation can

prove insufficient deterrent. In a work situation you can create

crisis situations in your mind where you feel unable to delegate and

exhaust yourself. You hate to see weakness in yourself or others

though you are prepared to offer practical help to get them back on

their feet where they can help themselves again.

Diplomacy is not a strong suit with you since you prefer to tell the

truth or not speak at all, you are also driven to investigate the

true nature of things and are good at probing secrets which can

include those of people as well as the worlds of business and

science. You are highly secretive by nature even though you are

exceptionally good at discovering those of other people. You have a

deep affinity for the the regenerative power of nature which you can

apply to your own circumstances, the secret of your applied power.

Friends and lovers.

You are careful and choosy in your selection of mates and friends so

that you are rarely disappointed in them, you start a relationship

slowly and carefully and cultivate it along the way. Once you are in

a close relationship you will be quite prepared to make sacrifices to

preserve it. However there is a dynamic side to you, you can hardly

resist a quarrel or a fight and must prove you are right, this can

mean people find you tempestuous as you seek to divide and remix in

your search for the right relationship ingredients. People are

attracted by this dynamism however, you have an animal like sexuality

and excitement which comes across in the face you show the world as

well as in bed. In romance you are intense and dynamic, there is

little you will not do to satisfy both friends and lovers but you do

expect the same commitment in return. Intensity is all and

relationships that are shallow have no appeal for you, you expect

compliments and appreciation from those around you and are quite

capable of reacting violently to criticism or frustration of your

behaviour and desires. This moody tempestuousness needs to be

controlled if you are to show more sympathy and win greater

popularity from others.

Sex drive.

Your moods are unpredictable and this produces an unreliable

temperament that complicates your love life although you are more

suited than most to controlling your sex drive when you want to. You

are tireless and determined in your pursuit of your passions and can

win the affection of those who interest you through sheer doggedness.

Your sex drive is always there and you are capable of keeping going

long after others have fallen by the roadside but even your

constitution can be weakened by over self indulgence. Your sheer

energy makes you an interesting partner for you can bring all your

powers into play in the sex act and be an excellent lover, with self

control helping you along the way to sexual fulfilment.

Your relations can be either extremely happy or the reverse even with

the same person, for there is a part of you that is inclined to go to

extremes in any relationship. When in love you are able to give utter

devotion to your mate and lose the temptation to stray.

You are likely to stray on occasion to seek out sexual adventure but

are well able to separate out this from your domestic life which is

kept in a completely different compartment.

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Sagittarius - The Archer November 22 - December 21

let's get down to the nitty-gritty of this one and

that's your legs! Even though you were born half man and half beast;

you have to admit that whether man or woman; the God's blessed you

with a great pair of legs. Good example: Look at some of the old

Betty Grable movies that she made. During the Second World War she

was the G.I.'s favorite "Pin-Up Girl"! They were nailing her

picutres on telephone poles, attached to their Army Lockers, and on

the outside and inside of the airplanes. The most favorite was the

picture of her standing with her back toward the camera while looking

to the camera over her sholders in a one-piece bathing suit in high

heels and there was no doubt that she was a Sagittarian all the way

with those beautiful legs in view. So, if you weren't born to be a

Star in the Movies with those gorgeous gams of yours; Girls - you

should have immediately been born with the title of "Cheerleaders of

the Zodiac", because you are the enthusiasts of the world - high-

spirited, spontaneous, flashy, flamboyant, and just plain fun

flashing around those permanent pom-poms you cheerleaders of the

zodiac were born with!

Now - since you Sagittarius' ruling planet is Jupiter, I've never

seen a Sagittarius without money when they need it the most. Mr. or

Ms. Sag is just lucky with money. It kinda mystically appears when

they need it the most, or they go out and get it, for instance, like

my friend who I'll call Faye.

Judy, a mutual friend [Capricorn all the way] was keeping house and

taking care of the kids for Faye [Sagittarius], and one night, as

Judy told it, Faye was getting herself all done-up for a night out on

the town, and Judy and Faye had the following conversation:

"What are you doing Faye?"

"I'm getting myself all ready to go out for the night. Ron is coming

.....back home from his business trip, and I drank all the money up

.....and didn't pay the house-payment, and I have to have that payed

.....by Monday, or there'll be hell to pay!"

So, Judy told us that Faye went out on Friday Night, and she didn't

return back unitl Sunday Night, but - she had that house-payment!

Now, I'm not saying that all Sagittarius' will go out and make money

having sex even though their last incarnation as Scorpio, the Sex

Addict, probably taught them the pleasures of "Man's Favorite Sport",

but, nevertheless, Monday - the house-payment was made and "Camelot"

kept existing for many a year!

When it comes to work: Sagittarius is best suited for any job which

involves travel and being on the go all the time. Many Sagittarians

were "The Original Traveling Salesmen", and boy do I have an array of

Traveling Salesmen Jokes to tell which all Sag's would scream in

laughter at, but put a Sagittarius behind a desk for 8 hours a day -

40 hours a week, and before the week is out, they'd be ready for the

little men in their white coats to come out from behind the office

chairs and drop their nets on Sag and take Sag to the nearest funny

farm!

There is also a religious bent to Sagittarius, and many Sag's also

make good ministers of the Gospel or what-have-you! And one of the

most famous Sagittarians [besides Betty Grable and her gorgeous legs]

was that genius-innovator - Walt Disney, and it was a Sagittarius who

at their divorce in divorce court said, "A breakup isn't a failure -

it's an experience!

So, to learn more about Sagittarius, get Biographies or

Autobiographies on the following people:

William F. Buckley

Tina Turner

Rich Litle

Danny DeVito

Bette Midler

Jeff Bridges

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Beau Bridges

Kirk Douglas

Dionne Warwick

Lee Remicik

Steven Spieberg

Cicely Tyson

Walt Disney

Betty Grable

Brad Pitt

Just to mention a few!

So, as far as romance goes: No one has ever figured out how Phil

Donahue [Sagittarius] and Marlo Thomas [Scorpio] have kept their

marriage alive and successful all these years, however their charts

DO hint at a possible past life karma connetion, maybe one whre he

tortured her as his inferior, and if that's true, then maybe she's

geting back at him by torturing him with her Scorpion control. Oh,

well, there's one thing for sure - Donahue respects his elders and

his church, and divorce is out of the question. Both he and Marlo

are extremely devout religiously speaking. Can you imagine what he

hears at the "office" and what he must tell in confession? I'm glad

I'm not his Priest! But, when the Gods created him - they really

broke the mold when old Phil popped out on the scene! But on the

other hand look at the love relationship between Frank Sinatra

[Sagittarius] and Ava Gardner [Capricorn]. Even though Ava was the

one woman that his truly loved 'til his dying day - it would never

become a marriage in heaven. It was a stromy relationship and to

see "how stormy it was" read Lana Tuners Autobiography "Lana" and

read about the time she went to Palm Springs and stayed at Frank

Sinatras house. In pops Ava - in pops Frank and - in pops police

cars and Lana Turner [Aguarius] wishing she had her fried chicken

with her because she was hungry while waiting for the police to

escort the two out of the house for disturbing the peace in Palms

Springs!

Another very successful actor is Brad Pitt who guess what? You got

it - Sagittarius. There were many articles on Pitt and his romances,

especially his affair with Gwyenneth [could never spell her name

right] Patrow - oh well, you know what I mean, but with his 7th house

of marriage being Aquarius - who did he marry? Aquarius born

Jennefer Aniston. It was said in an article that Pitt broke up with

Patrow because she wouldn't give him - well - uh - oral sex. Well,

hell gang - now we know why he married Jennifer Aniston, and yes

Sagitarrius love that type of activity and as a turn on - just rub

their inner thighs and - turn on time! So, without getting

pornographic - you know the two things to do, at the same time, to

give pleasure to Sagittarius, so let's stop right there - and - use

our imagination!

Yes, Sag - your spiritual, honest [it's a wonder no one has poked you

in the nose for your blunt honesty], a money maker [alway lucky with

money], but man or woman - you gotta admit it:

You got a great pair of legs!

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Capricorn - The Goat (December 22--January 19)

Planet: Saturn

Element: Earth

Cross: Cardinal

Weekday: Saturday

Colors: Black, Grey, violet, red, brown

Metal: Lead

Age Capricorn controls: 42-49 years

Crystals: Onyx, jet, garnet, opal

Flowers: Nightshade, rue, snowdrop

Tree: Pine, cypress, yew, spruce Birds: Owl, falcon

Body Area: knees, joints, teeth and skeleton

Watchword: Achievement

Yourself.

You believe that you must make something of yourself in life and this

includes achieving security on a material level so that a key phrase

to describe you is - I use - since you want to progress and reach a

commanding position or goal. Everything you see or hear or find out

from keeping up with practical affairs is turned to your advantage as

you seek step by step to rise upwards in life, gain financial reward

and provide for old age where you are concerned to be independent.

You have great belief in your own ability and will proceed

methodically along your chosen path using neatness and method to

improve efficiency while no problem will prove insurmountable to your

ingenious mind at work. You prove you can handle responsibility when

it is given to you and will have few qualms stepping over bodies on

your way to the top. You never step backwards, you are serious when

young, more youthful when old, you embody what is known as common

sense in your approach and have an instinctive understanding of the

ways of the world. On occasions, melancholy and loneliness will

assail you since part of you says that it is a dog eat dog world but

you do actually value the good opinion of others and are more

sensitive than any would guess from your your manner.

Friends and lovers.

You may be slow to make friends but you are even slower to give them

up for you value constancy and your own investment in cultivating a

bond. Reserve comes naturally to you for you are afraid of being hurt

and relate to people anyway more on an intellectual than emotional

level. You put your career and worldly progress on at least a par

with your emotional life and would prefer if the two could be

combined in relationships so that you benefit from the association in

progressing your worldly aims. Once you do decide on a friendship or

relationship you will invest all you have in it and it can easily be

for life, so that if it is broken up you will feel that it has been

stolen from you rather than simply seeing it as an emotional upset.

It is difficult for you to show your feelings and your emotions but

this does not mean you do not have them. You are willing to make

great sacrifices to preserve and keep what you have.

Sex drive.

You may not have a strong sex drive but are well capable of

fulfilling what you consider your obligations to others in bed, even

if you view it with a certain amount of detachment. You are also

quite capable of having sex simply for the sake of it with cool

disregard for any emotional factors in the act. There is always some

confusion in your choice of partners since even where sex is

concerned you expect to be able to benefit materially in some way and

this can set up discord within yourself until you are clearer about

what it is you seek from a relationship. You do not confuse lust with

love and are realistic in seeing that sometimes you are simply

responding to the animal lure of attraction. Even if you stray in a

relationship you will not consider this affects it since you can

compartmentalise your life and think you are being faithful according

to your lights.

If you are a male, you will consider satisfaction of your sexual

urges a natural activity and various sexual affairs may take place

while you remain in a steady relationship, when it comes to sex you

can be quite cold blooded in satisfying your urges.

Females are quite happy to exploit their sex appeal for gain in

varous subtle ways, and can be similarly detach sex from love.

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Aquarius - The Water Bearer (20 January - 18 February)

Planet: Saturn

Element: Air

Cross: Fixed

Weekday: Saturday

Colors: All colors especially electric blue

Metal: Uranium

Age Aquarius controls: 49-56 years

Crystals: Zircon, amber, malachite

Flowers: Snowdrop, foxglove

Tree: Pine Birds: Cuckoo, albatross, phoenix

Body Area: lower legs, ankles and circulation

Watchword: Fellowship

Yourself.

You are drawn to the ideals of companionship and fraternity and will

always gravitate to where there are people, for you are a social

animal. The key phrase for you is - I know - where you pursue your

beliefs in humanitarian causes and values, valuing knowledge for

these purposes, an ideal is what motivates you to work, a sense it

has a useful purpose and you are prepared to work tirelessly in this

area. You treat everyone as your equal and expect the same in return,

while you are always loyal to your friends. In work you can let your

anxiety about it and your serious view of your responsibilities cause

you to get rundown so that you hardly ever relax even when away from

it. Your sympathies may be rather impersonal but your response more

intellectual than emotional but you are firm in your loyalties. You

love the beauties of the world but also your own comfort and wish to

possess your fair share of of material possessions.

Friends and lovers.

You will always hold part of yourself aloof in any relationship for

you seek a rather impersonal kind of friendship expressing your

concerns for fraternity and harmony among all people, rather than a

more personal type. You are in any case an individualist who will

follow your own path regardless and your actions cannot be second

guessed. You believe mutual mental interests are as important as

emotional attraction and can form lasting relationships based on

little more than a common regard. You respect the opinions of others

and expect the same in return. Emotionally you are not demonstrative

but underneath you can be affectionate, you need to be understood and

allowed the means of expression you choose, even if you appear cold

and aloof. Many recluses are Aquarians because of the difficulty

others have in understanding their need for individual expression.

Where you do achieve understanding you are likely to preserve that

relationship for life even if it does have an air of impersonality to

it. You will always keep something of yourself back believing that

over familiarity breeds contempt and masks are a necessary defence to

your most inner and secret thoughts and feelings.

Sex drive.

Your idealism in general is also carried over to your sex life where

you place friendship higher than sexual relations and are slow to let

your defences down. However though you can be detached and cool about

sex you are also something of an experimenter and can go to the other

extreme of trying out many partners and methods of sexual expression

simply for the novelty of it. Your belief in the community of man and

woman then takes on a sexual expression as well. You may be tempted

by anything from communal living to group sex. More likely you will

slowly learn to open up to your mate and respond with a fresh gusto

to their overtures, for you like to look after the sexual needs of

those you love. In many ways though you will regard it as a higher

compliment to be seen as a good friend rather than a good lover to

your mate.

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Pisces - The Fish (19 February - 20 March)

Planet: Jupiter & Neptune

Element: Water

Cross: Mutable

Weekday: Thursday

Colors: Purple, violet, amethyst, white, green

Metal: Tin

Age Pisces controls: 55-62 years

Crystals: Sapphire, emerald, amethyst

Flowers: Heliotrope, carnation, opium

Tree: Willow, elm Birds: Swan, stork, sandpiper

Body Area: feet, immune and lymphatic systems

Watchword: Privacy

Yourself.

You are exceptionally capable of absorbing the moods, subtle

undercurrents and circumstances of life so that you are very

responsive as a person. The key phrase for you is - I believe - since

it is necessary with your innate feeling for the problems of humanity

to face things as they are and believe that you can solve them

through your own abilities. You will be drawn to serve people in your

work, while in the arts, especially dance and music, you are likely

to have exceptional talent. At your best you can be unselfish, caring

for the downtrodden, devoted and the soul of sympathy, but with your

awareness of the subtleties of a situation you can become indecisive

and find it hard to make decisions and function in the real world on

a practical level. In the first part of life you are more likely to

be career orientated since you realise you need to take care of the

material aspects if your search for meaning in life is to be pursued.

You follow your own guiding lights and preserve your uniqueness this

way since forms of restraint are abhorrent to you. You like nothing

better than inhabiting your own dreamworld but will find the world

itself becomes inviting once you have found an outlet for your

creativity and drive to improve the common lot of humanity.

Friends and lovers.

You are a romantic even in your choice of friends since you expect so

much from them and are very dependent on them for a sense of

yourself. Your good humour, sympathy and warm heartedness naturally

attracts people to you and anything petty or mean in a relationship

is usually beyond you except where you get jealous of the successes

of your friends which you will take very personally with so much of

yourself bound up with them. You need to choose your friends wisely

for this reason, you can be easily led and the wrong people can take

you down paths you should not travel with your well developed

sensitivities. You need to probe more into the motivations and values

of people before you let them into your inner circle. In the

selection of a mate, this applies even more. You can let your

expectations of them become too high, any small upset can be used as

the excuse for breaking the link, to your regret, it will help to

enjoy lovers and friends for what they are rather than what you would

like them to be. You have an inclination to dream about your ideal

lover rather than actively to go out and seek them, with such high

standards you may need to be less demanding and more prepared to take

them as they come.

Sex drive.

You are open to sexual persuasion and can easily believe that the

pursuit of your sexual gratification in sensual delight is what you

really seek rather than it being excessive responsiveness to sexual

stimulus. You find it hard to say no and can easily give in to

temptation which can lead to a very promiscuous lifestyle and

infidelity in relationships. You are naturally sympathetic, a deep

well of emotionality and rather mysterious if not strange to others

who do not have your benevolent and hospitable concern for their

fellows. You are highly susceptible to the pleasures of the flesh,

even a touch or brush from your partner can send shivers down your

spine of sexual thrill. You value sex partly because it allows you to

fulfill your fantasies but without some control of your sensual

nature, dissipation, alcoholism and general revelling in the baser

side of sex will become a danger.

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