Bill Clinton, Bill Gates,
and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and
God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what
do you believe in?" Al replied, "well, I believe that the combustion engine
is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more
Freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a secondand says, "okay, I can live with that. Come and
sit at my left." God thenaddresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe
in?" Bill Clinton replies,"Well, I believe in power to the people. I think
people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no
one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe
in feeling peoples' pain." God thinks for a second and says, "okay, that
sounds good. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Bill Gates;
"Bill Gates, what do you believe in?" Bill Gates says, "I believe you're
in my chair."