A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The
attorney asked. "may I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea", I want one of
those dayvorces'." The attorney said, well, do you have any grounds?" The
farmer said "Yeah, I Got about 140 acres." The Attorney said "You don't
understand. I mean do you have a grudge. That's where I park my John
Deere." The Attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The
farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to chuch on Sundays." The
attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The
farmer said , "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." The attorney then said,
"Well is she a nagger or anything?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white
bell, but our last child was a nagger and that's why
I want this dayvorce."