Two boys were playin football in the city park in northwest gainsville when one was attacked by a rabid dog. Thinkin quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down between the dogs collar and twists, breakin the dogs neck. A reporter from the Gainsville Sun was ridin by at the time and sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. " Young Gator Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts to write in his notebook."But I'm Not A Gator Fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in North Central Florida I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts writin again. "Little Seminols Fan Rescues Friend from horrific attack" he continued to write in his notebook. "But I'm not a Seminols fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in the area was either for the Gators Or The Seminols. What team do you root for? the reporter asked. "I'm a Georgia Fan," the boy said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook. "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet".