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Did Adam rise from his grave, visit the page and perform a mini-truncation? What has happened to hair balled posting the at Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 19:21:12 (EDT) which at one time included the re-installment of Dr. J's Monica game and others?

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My two cents are: Have no fear, Pete. The August pickle jar is almost full. Have a look.

August - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 22:58:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, better set vector 1-niner to autopickle. There's no telling when the board will vanish and it would be a shame if your book didn't have the ending. Pete� - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 22:40:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Hey Adam, since we've got your attention. What about resetting the clock? (01) - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 22:26:06 (EDT)
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Which of those days might that bee? (01 :-) - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 22:11:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was impressive, in it's day.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 21:36:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Blessed be the Webmaster," they cried with one accord. He Who Posts raised his arms praising the Webmaster, singing, "We are the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 21:03:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Then to him that carried the outside fork He said, "Take off the Birkenstocks and thy nine dollar socks for the ground which you kneel upon is hallowed." He Who Posts stood and said, "Have mercy on these thy servants, oh mighty Webmaster. Grant us I beseech thee the wisdom and source code that I might carry thy works throughout the universe beginning with the four corners of the earth." Then He said to him, "It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. He that overcometh the tethers and straineth the reins of HTML, and keepeth my works archived unto the end, to him will I give power over the posters. I will give unto him that is athirst of the CGI of life freely and I will also give unto him a new name, Omega. And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers."
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 21:02:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You shall know when the end time is nigh when the Webmaster returns as promised by the words of his prophet. His voice shall roll like thunder of the north coming from out of a flaming cypress hedge. "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending," saith the Webmaster, "which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." The twenty-two disciples and apostles beheld his dazzling apearance and were filled with awe.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 20:59:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: 19th Swan song or 19th nervous breakdown. Maybe sawn song is more like it. Or wasn gnos.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 20:38:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Adam? Adam's dead man.
cheech
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 20:36:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Are some questioning if the Forn Url master truly posted? If it was Adam, are you ready for the afterlife? If it is not Adam, and Adam is still alive, then I expect the font of shame shall be brought down on the poster who fauxed Adam. Wasn't that the one forbidden sin one time long ago? If that was Adam, I guess we'll know in a few days. (01) - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 20:14:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll trade anyone Pete's 17th swan song for the 14th. I've got a duplicate and want to complete my collection.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 19:50:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe it was just a way to make Pete quit again.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 19:45:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: The again, maybe that wasn't Adam. I have a bid in for the page and I haven't heard anything yet.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 19:43:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's 19th swan song.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 19:13:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:

This is not good. I think the world really may be coming to an end. - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:37:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So, its true our home for four years is going to the dogs?
 After all these years, and Glint, jsut figured out how to screw with the html codes? 
I cannot beleive it. At least we never surrendered to the treasonous lying sick liberal socialzits. 
One must never do so. The survival of this country and the greatest good for the greatest number 
depends on defeating these scum at every turn. 
Glint, does your site support a page like this? Or is it done for good? 
Adios amigos. Never surrender. Death to the E-vile socialzits! POW 
Pete� 
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:35:03 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So, its true our home for four years is going to the dogs? After all these years, and Glint, jsut figured out how to screw with the html codes? I cannot beleive it. At least we never surrendered to the treasonous lying sick liberal socialzits. One must never do so. The survival of this country and the greatest good for the greatest number depends on defeating these scum at every turn. Glint, does your site support a page like this? Or is it done for good? Adios amigos. Never surrender. Death to the E-vile socialzits! POW Pete� - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:32:47 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:
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> Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:21:11 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:

Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:19:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Adam, as a parting gift for us who have played your game, can you envision the possibility of making the source for the script available? I think it won't be a problem having it rehosted, but having the CGI already to go would speed it up. What do you say? Deal? <[email protected]>
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:11:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
[email protected]>
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:09:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:
We'd best get busy and update our mail addresses on the ancilliary board. Feel free to forward them. And Mary, never did get your picture... <[email protected]>
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 18:01:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The paycheck for Ms. cafeteria came through. So I was able to go out and score a case of Bass Ale. Had to. This afternoon's football lineup was too good not to. PSU and Central FL, Iowa State and Kansas, and the Buffs V. CSU. Penn State won. The Buffs had a very exciting 4th quarter. I knew by the half that the winner of that game would be the team from Colorado. It was close, and the Buffs could have won it. <> Adam, congratulations on the sale. Where will you be retiring to? Any suggestions as to where we might go, besides the obvious? (01) - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 17:52:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, how much is Ho-hum paying?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 17:13:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whether they sell this toilet or not, Pete� is still one pitiful asshole.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 16:40:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hi E, Gnat. It's nice to see you are both still around. I've missed you both. It's been nice reading gnats posts the last couple of weeks. I never have time to really get into this anymore, my grandbaby is now 11 months and she keeps be way to busy. But I do read the page, I just don't post as often.
Mary
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 16:34:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm heading off to my son-in-law's birthday party so I won't be around to respond. I just want to thank you Adam for giving us this site. You are great, the perfect webmaster. I loved the autonomy. Congratulations, on your sale, let us know where you are headed. What's next for you?
Mary
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 16:28:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wait a minute! Not so fast! Look, we won and only we can approve any sale!
(01)
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 15:58:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hi Adam. All the best to you. Congrats on your sale.
E�
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 15:54:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bummer, I'll miss the site. Hope Adam takes you up on the offer, Glint.
Mary
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 15:29:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Methinks the liebrals are buying the stie. Typical. They never fight fair.
Doink
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 15:17:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: How much do you want for the site? I'll top any offer once I get back on my feet financially.
Glint
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 14:48:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, Glint, it was I. With the sale of bangkok.com just a couple of days away, I wanted to make a couple final adjustments before the board is completely wiped. You are best advised to start looking for a new place to practice your HTML.
Adam
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 14:43:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Rented a movie. Title sounded like something I'd read a rave review of. "Friends and Lovers" with about six or seven people including Robert Downey Jr. and Claudia something, I think it's Schiffers. Looked at it for about three minutes, hoping it would get better. Never even got to the Robert Downey Jr. part, had to turn it off. It just wasn't working out. So I googled it and the first google page was RottenTomatoes.com, a page that reviews awful movies with links to reviews and articles. The fat guy, Roger Ebhart, pretty much said it was the worst movie he's ever seen. Cost three or four bucks to rent, but I have it for a week. Summer special return period at Blockbuster. Also rented "The Shawshank Redemption", which was a lot better.
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- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 13:19:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Poor Glump. He just doesn't get it. Ashcroft's boys are fucking with the evidence, a mid-level bureaucrat in the DOJ having declared anyone who mounts a cartoon of a penis on the internet is an enemy combattant. The local e-wizard just can't comprehend that guys who understand the ins and outs of font declarations and image imports better than he have also been cast outside the bubble by the Bush Economy, and some of them went to work for the Dark Side. So what does he do? Yup, puts it up on his own page. Good thinking, Glump. Best sweep the observatory for bugs. And, Glump: sponge off the walls while you're at it.
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- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 12:46:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well of course "Pubbie" would sink into general use. "Pubbie" is, after all, short for "Pubbie Jismhead" which refers to those conserv-omega males (photo below) who continue to be obsessed with ace alpha-male Clinton's, well, jism. I'm sure they'll get over it sooner or later. Aren't you sure?
conservative tactic strategy
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 11:35:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: FLORIDA 2000 FRAUD BOMBSHELL JEB CONCEDES G.O.P. STOLE 2000 ELECTION President Gore Manfully Quiet And Where Are The Whores? In developments virtually ignored by the American press, the state of Florida and two remaining Florida counties have quietly settled, out of court, a suit by the NAACP which charged systematic vote fraud and turning away of eligible black voters during the 2000 election. The decision by the Jeb Bush Administration to settle rather than face trial casts more doubt than ever upon the 537-vote margin that the Scalia Five on the United States Supreme Court seized upon, as grounds for halting the recounting of presidential ballots and declaring Dubya Bush the only legitimate winner in Florida. Had the NAACP suits gone to trial, the G.O.P. 2000 coup would, almost certainly, been exposed in open court -- just as Governor Jeb, one of the alleged plotters, is in the thick of a hotly contested re-election campaign. If the State of Florida were innocent, having a trial would have played out in Jeb's favor. Halting a trial and settling with the NAACP carries the presumption that the State of Florida was far from innocent, and that the evidence to that effect is deeply embarrassing to Bush and the Florida G.O.P. At last report, President Al Gore maintained a dignified silence about the bombshell settlement. But where, apart from the Boston Globe, are the Media Whores? They don't report, so you can't decide.
Welt&Bruise-childbeating advocate Jebbie settles election fraud cases out of court.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 11:23:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Perhaps y'all might find something of unusual interest. I've cleaned up the latter part of the August pickles for he ancillary page. There you will also find a working version of Dr. J's first online interactive Fornigate game. (See the link below).

Cum On, Monica! - Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 07:16:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now Here you find another. Perhaps another possible indication that the spirit of Adam or his replicant has been diddling with the master file. If you'll scroll down you'll notice that the following block of posts has been duplicated in the master file, including the "Maroon" WAV post at 10:53:18. (01)
Glint
Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:50:38 (EDT) 
Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:48:38 (EDT) 
Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:43:15 (EDT) 
Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:34:21 (EDT) 
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- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 07:06:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gosh, I really feel bad about what almost happened to all those German cows.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 03:06:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: townhall.com Pat Buchanan August 28, 2002 Who gave mankind the gift of WMD? Sorting out all the reasons for ridding the world of Saddam, The New Republic makes out what its editors call the "Best Case." "What is it, then, about the villain in Baghdad that should provoke the United States to be rid of him? One spectacular thing: He is the only leader in the world with weapons of mass destruction who has used them. He used them against . . . civilians. This is what makes Saddam so distinguished in the field of evil. . . . We do not need to speculate about whether he would do the dirtiest deed. He has already done the dirtiest deed. That is the case and 'the case.'" One hopes this is not the "best case." For conceding the truth of what The New Republic alleges, gas attacks on Kurd civilians are child's play alongside history's most impressive use of a weapon of mass destruction against civilians. That honor goes to Harry Truman, who gave the orders to drop two atom bombs, incinerating 140,000 Japanese in August of 1945. If using weapons of mass destruction against civilians is "what makes Saddam so distinguished in the field of evil," why does not using atomic bombs on civilians disqualify Truman from the pantheon of moral heroes? Answer: Truman's war was the "Good War." Saddam's war was not (even though we were supporting him). How did Truman, Eisenhower and Kennedy keep the Bolsheviks at bay? By building fleets of B-52s, armed with H-bombs, and putting them on 15-minute alert, so Moscow knew if it moved against us, it invited what John Foster Dulles called "massive retaliation." To keep us secure and Europe free, the United States was prepared to burn up every city in Russia. By the way, did not the Russians (now our friends) use a poison gas called "Yellow Rain" in Laos and Afghanistan? Did not Egypt (now our friends) use poison gas in their war in Yemen? In Sverdlovsk, in the late Cold War, an anthrax factory exploded killing hundreds of Russians. For what beneficent purpose were our partners in the war on terror producing the stuff? None of this is to exonerate Saddam Hussein of the crimes for which he deserves the fate of Mussolini. It is simply to relate a little history and ask a few relevant questions, before we decide we must invade and occupy Iraq because of what Saddam did to the Kurds, 14 years ago. What does history show? That it was the good Christian countries of the West that invented and first used all the weapons of mass destruction we all deplore -- now that the other guys have got them. At Omdurman, where the Brits took vengeance for the Mahdi's massacre of General "Chinese" Gordon's command in Khartoum, 11,000 dervishes perished before the Maxim Guns of Kitchener. Wrote Hilaire Belloc in his famous couplet: "Whatever happens, we have got/The Maxim Gun, and they have not." Two decades later, Kitchener's soldiers were being cut down like those African tribesmen by the "Maxim Guns" of the Kaiser on the Somme. The first use of lethal gas is described by war historian John Keegan: "The afternoon of 22 April (1915) was sunny, with a light east-west breeze. At five o'clock a greyish-green cloud began to drift across from the German toward the French trenches . . . and soon thousand of Zouaves and Algerian Riflemen were streaming to the rear, clutching their throats, coughing, stumbling and turning blue in the face . . . "On 1 May when the soldiers of the 1st Battalion of the Dorset Regiment clung to the firestep of their trenches as gas seized their throats and the German infantry pounded toward them across no man's land, the scene must have been as near to hell as this earth can show." After that war, Western nations outlawed poison gas, which was not even used by Hitler -- in combat. Ronald Reagan used to tell his staff the reason was America had even larger stockpiles of gas to use in retaliation, and Hitler knew it. Deterrence worked. During World War II, the British manufactured five million anthrax cattle cakes to drop on Germany. As George Rosie tells it in the Glasgow Herald: "The aim of Operation Vegetarian was to wipe out the German beef and dairy herds and then see the bacterium spread to the human population. With people then having no access to antibiotics, this would have caused . . . perhaps . . . millions of German men, women and children to suffer awful deaths." Fortunately, the Germans broke before the British scheme was carried out. The anthrax cakes were tested on an island off Scotland that was not cleared of contamination until 1990. Western nations have now gotten religion on weapons of mass destruction. Good. But let us, and TNR, not forget who first gave these lovely gifts to mankind.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 02:10:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh, it was a famous victory. No foul, no penalty.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:32:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe if another thirteen or twenty-six congressmen from Bug Juice, Georgia, had stepped up to the plate to help explain it, the senate would have judged that they had a case.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:31:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, you've got to admit that the House Managers really did impress the senatorial judges with the Starr Report. The jism was not just the best evidence they had that Clinton had jism, it was pretty much the only evidence any newer than Chelsea. Unfortunately, the judges didn't understand the argument that jism is an impeacheable offense.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:29:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Uh-oh, Glint's hitting the whiskey. The dachshund's pooper is probably hurting already.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:25:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, Klintoon used the Starr Report for a jism-wipe? I knew it must be useful for something.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:24:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, why don't you just sell some of your Webvan shares? What the hell, get yourself an 18-pack of Brewer's Best, you only live once.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:23:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glop, can you spell a-s-h-c-r-o-f-t?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 23:15:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020830/ap_wo_en_bu/us_first_amendment_poll_1
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 22:49:59 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I am stumped by a hard mystery to solve. What happened to Dr. J's Monica game between August 28, 2002 19:21:12 and 21:00:46? The HTML has been ripped out of the source! Have I finally been able to attract Adam's attention? Was the Java applet the last straw? If it was Adam or some other insider, why didn't they just truncate the whole page? If it wasn't an insider, how were they able to erase the HTML from the master file? Nature's secrets, waiting to be revealed. (01) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 21:11:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: "I'll see you in court. Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD. - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 19:17:05"
Glint
More proof of Eisentower's inability to control himself from plagiarizing others: - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 20:56:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Waiting till the next check twists through my bubble's wall. Living paycheck to paycheck. Didn't have enough money left to buy beer for Labor Day. So, I'm forced to sip my 12-year-old scotch instead. The only problem is I don't know how well it's going to go with the potato salad. (01) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 20:38:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: In answer the latter half of the question at the top of this page ("Villains or Heroes?") I would submit the following. The greatest hero in the entire fornigate scandal was Clinton's jism on the Starr Report. Best witness the prosecution had for rolling back the lies.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 20:16:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Listen, fool, we have thousands in secret jails somewhere down south, or maybe up north. We got that guy Maher off that stupid TV show. Coulter and Hannity are on the girly New York Times best seller's list. Pete� has declared that he is ready to "roll." Glint is diligently watching the skies for socialist comets. The crynic has sheltered his assets off-shore and stayed away from football stadiums. It is the little victories that win a war, the collective efforts of the little people. Big-time strategists like Snippy Bush and Rush Limbaugh are just the window-dressing.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:27:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, this is WAR! If we can't invade Iraq, who the hell CAN we invade? Are we just going to sit here and take our lumps like we been doing for a year now?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:23:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Seven in 10 respondents agreed newspapers should publish freely, a slight drop from 2001. Those less likely to support newspaper rights included people without a college education, Republicans, and evangelicals, the survey found.
troglodytes-- ya got to love 'em
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:20:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Some of them even have small faces, as if their heads got caught in a trash compacter, or were compressed between boards during the soft-boned first stages of infancy.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:03:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's not the Republicans' fault. The party tends to attract people with small organs. Small hearts so they lack compassion, small brains so they can't think clearly, small livers so the get fat or die when they live well, small kidneys so they can't hold their liquor, small sex organs so they disappoint their partners, small noses so they can't smell themselves... the only organs they have of normal size are the thyroid, which tends to make them victims of goiter, and the spleen, which tends to make them piss-ants. The poor bastards. My big liberal heart goes out to them.
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- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 19:00:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: I never liked "pubbies." I recommend that nobody use it. Generally, overuse of perjorative sobriquets is a troglodyte quirk, and it should stay with the troglos. In other news, when Livingston was uncovered, he was giving the standing O. Hale to a good man brought low by the evil Demonrats and the liberal media. Can't a man even have a little innocent frolic with three whores and a Coke bottle without it being thrown in our faces? If the Republican Party cleaned out their own trash, Richard Nixon would never have made it to Congress, Ronald Reagan would have spent the '80's wearing a striped shirt instead of a dumb look and a head full of Brylcreem, Poppy would be cruising truck-stop glory holes, and half the current caucus would be serving time in Leavenworth for treason.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 18:35:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Judge Approves $25 Million Enron-Dynegy Settlement The Associated Press NEW YORK (Dow Jones/AP) - A federal bankruptcy judge approved Enron Corp.'s $25 million settlement of a lawsuit it filed against hometown rival Dynegy Inc. for backing out of a November merger. Judge Arthur Gonzalez, who presides over the Houston energy trader's bankruptcy case, Thursday said the settlement is in the best interests of Enron and its creditors. Enron sued Dynegy for $10 billion on Dec. 2, the same day it sought bankruptcy-law protection. It alleged Dynegy withdrew from its proposed $8 billion buyout of Enron as part of a plan to wreck the ailing energy trader. Under the settlement, announced two weeks ago, Dynegy agreed to pay Enron $25 million to resolve the dispute. Also, Dynegy agreed not to pursue any claims related to its acquisition earlier this year of the Northern Natural Gas Co. pipeline from Enron. That will result in the release of about $62.9 million in funds to Enron that had been escrowed in connection with the sale of the pipeline. Days after the announcement of the settlement, Dynegy moved back from the brink of bankruptcy by selling the pipeline for $2 billion to MidAmerican Energy, controlled by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.
see Dynergy did screw Enron.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:53:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:53:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey wait a minute, I almost forgott. I am an Independent. So, I can call em socialzits and pubbies. But I won't. Doink.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:42:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: OK, Glint, gotcha and will doo! (Roger wilko 01) Out. Doinkz.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:23:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Pubbies clean their own house of trash, as they did when Livingston was uncovered. Power must be placed back into the hands of the Moral Elite if this Great Nation can endure.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:10:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: The trash the pubbies don't get to gets cleaned out by the voters.
Bob Barr
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:40:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I will agree with you on Pete's "pubbies" comment. He seems to be dumbing down his communication to 'RATS's' eyeball level. Don't do it Pete. Try to bring them up to our level, though impossible. (01) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:29:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who says the events of September 11 didn't have a silver lining?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:10:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the deal with the picture of the p.daddy party?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:09:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: An interbubble message is attached. I'm going to say a prayer for those who stepped aside, making my November start date possible. May they R.I.P.
Glint
MEMO
 
To:          All Employees
From:        CEO 
Subject:     9/11 Remembrance Activities 

The one-year anniversary of September 11 is quickly 
approaching.  A group of employees, representing a cross-
section of the company, are currently planning activities 
to best acknowledge the day and commemorate the
employees who lost their lives. 

Please watch your e-mail for more information following the 
Labor Day weekend.  Thank you.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:08:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does Pete� really use the word "Pubbies?" I think I'm being scammed here.
Doink
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:08:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: A gaggle of Demonrats.

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 16:00:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Big difference Doinkwad. The Pubbies clean their own house of trash, as they did when Livingston was uncovered. You liar liberal socialsit demonrats live in your trash, defend it and coddle it. It is almost like watching a John Waters sick flick. Vomitous.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:51:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure, Rep. Livingston was the phone-sex guy, and a guy who did evil things with whores in motel rooms. But he never, ever got sucked in the Oval Office while listening to the congressman from Mutt Corners instruct him on military logistics. That's why the Republican caucus was able to give him the standing ovation he deserved when they had to fire him from the speakership and bring on a high-school wrestling coach. They new their man was virtuous, and had virtuously sewn his seed in the motel jezebels.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:49:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: It never ceases to boggle the mind how these treasonous socialsits will look at the world upside down and completely tilted. I guess that is why they are socialsits. They fear everything that represents progress and making the lives of the greatest number, the greatest good. Their fear, envy and ahtred runs their agenda. Certianly not their feigned sense of virtue. Never will these scum face the full picture. It is lie, steala nd dodge their way to the front of the line. Life long losers. Every single one of them. Doink.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:48:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Snippistas figured that Klintoon was hysterical about terrorism. Poppy never said anything about Al-Quaida, so how could it be important. What did Klintoon know? Hell, he'd caused the current Energy Crisis and touched people, even going so far as to snuggle with them. He hadn't helped Enron hardly a bit. What had he ever done for the Carlyle Group? And his followers had stolen billions of dollars worth of ash-trays from Air Force One and had committed many unwitnessed crimes in the White House, and taken dumps on the Lincoln Desk. You could hear all about it on Rush. As a result, the Snipster was lulled into a sense of business as usual, and other than apologizing to the Chinese he stayed away from international problems.
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- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:22:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course they were fighting him. They didn't like him. Snuggled with young girls. Kissed them and maybe more. Something wrong with a man in his 50's who gets to snuggle with young girls. Should by doing phone sex like Rep. Livingston. That's why Condi and Rummy and Cheney-chain and Karl Rove shitcanned the American plan to pre-emptively attack Al-Quaida. It was Klintoon's plan. Besides, how the hell was attacking Al-Quaida going to get missile shield contracts out to the contractors? First things first, Jim.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:13:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's with the tree cartoon?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:07:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
tree huggers = dopes - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:57:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Back in 1996 while the terrorists were starting to plan for 9/11 where was Bill Clinont? He was trying to pass the same unconstitutional laws that Bush has passed, but the Republicans were fighting him.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:54:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Back in 1996 while the terrorists were starting to plan for 9/11 where was Bill Clinont? When he wasn't asleep at the switch or lying about Whitewater he was squirting his nut milk on the intern.

"The hijackers began to coalesce as a cell in Hamburg in 1996 and by October 1999 had committed themselves to striking the United States." (click) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:51:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

How many Ole Miss fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to talk about how brightly it used to burn. How many Memphis fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them. How many Tennessee fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six, but they get six hours of credit for it. How many Mississippi State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, that's a sophomore level course. How many Vandy fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to mix the drinks, one to ask Daddy to do it. How many Arkansas fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. There is no electricity in Arkansas. - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:50:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:

An Ole Miss joke, submitted by Mark McEntire, president of the Memphis East-Arkansas Razorback Club: Two Ole Miss fans went deer hunting and shot a beautiful buck. Dragging the buck back to their truck by the tail, they came across a Razorback deer hunter. "Man, that's a beautiful buck," he said, "but don't you think it would be easier if you drug him by the antlers?" The Ole Miss boys looked at each other, thanked the Hog fan and started dragging the buck by the antlers. After about an hour, one of the Ole Miss boys looked at the other and said, "Boy, that guy was smart. This is much easier." "Yeah," replied the other, "but don't you think we're getting farther away from the truck?" - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:45:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Are you ready for some football! (Jokes) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:45:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Zeig Heil to the Chancellor! "Last August, CU officials tried to reassure fans that Barnett, hired away from Northwestern in 1999, was the right man for the job. This time around, Barnett was praised nearly as often as the Nebraska Cornhuskers were hazed. "Why does the wind always blow in Wyoming?" Chancellor Richard Byyny asked. "Because Nebraska sucks." Glint, can you beleive a school's chancellor had the audacity to say such things? Yikes! Pete� - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:38:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Single...and right-handed, you mean?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:34:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Called CBS' Beverly Hills hotline at 232-993-7104. Lots of strings attached. Must have at least 5 in the family to qualify. Also, if you're not from Arkansas, Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, or North Carolina, you needn't ought apply. They might make an exception for anyone from the Mass. coast.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:33:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: duh

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:28:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

http://www.askmen.com/jokes/december99/singleman.jpg - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:28:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Everyone knows it was the liberal president, Buchanan, who started WWII.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:26:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: The liberal media are saying we started WWII?
doubt it
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:26:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: "In fact, this is a true story, but the hapless rubes CBS is searching out are not African Americans, but poor southern whites, the only ethnic group in the country that it is permissible to mock in polite company."
that's not true! we mock pineapples and corn cobs here all the time.
we're smart (duh) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:22:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: "...How charming. Ship the toothless poor white trash in from Appalachia, set them down amid immense luxury, and watch the dopes make inadvertent fools of themselves in front of the rich and beautiful...."

The real Beverly Hillbillies? Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:19:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: It boggles the mind to ehar a liebral media attempt to re-write history as if WE started WWII by firing on a sub. Look, the Japz were already well into attack mode stage that morning. We knew RECON missions were underway everywhere. We thought it was a diversion and the real attack would be far south. Sending that sub to Pearl was the start, not our firing a shot. What a bunch of boneheader revisionists. Anyway, EVERYONE knows we sunk a sub before the planes got here. There was also a sub in Waimanalo. The real story is the incompetence in delivering the Japz decoded message in washington and our inability to read a radar and then respond with a real plan. Sort of like when youa re asleep and soemone throws cold water on you after getting you half awake by turning on the faucet. Doink.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:16:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that the same Sam Houston who used to stomp back and forth on the balcony of the state house in his long johns, drunk out of his mind, with a whiskey bottle in his hand, hurling cuss words and vulgar sayings at the conservative Texas-firsters who were trying to impeach him?
House of Meat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 14:07:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Resolution "GOD BLESS TEXAS" Whereas, the First Citizen of Texas, General-President-Senator-Governor Sam Houston, wrote an official "Recommendation" giving birth to Texas Independence Day, espousing that Texians "entertain a profound belief in the existence of an Almighty God," and Whereas, sculpted into impressive and inspiring letters on the marble walls of the Texas State History Museum in Austin are former Lieutenant Governor Bob Bullock's famous words, "GOD BLESS TEXAS," Therefore, following in the hallowed steps of those who went before us in the fear and admonition of the Lord, may we, the Republican Party of Texas, acknowledge Him who "controls the destinies of nations" and ask His favor as we set forth party policy that will result on good and godly government for the citizens of Texas.
As long as you're up, why not sacrifice a goat for insurance?
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 13:48:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: He wasn't in the Navy, but he thought he was in the Coast Guard and complained bitterly about Clinton dismantling it. Then he found out he had not been in the coast guard, but maybe the Air Force. All the invoices were lost in the World Trade Center, so he may never find proof of any of it.
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- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 13:35:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: I like the way you refer to Pearl Harbor as "Pearl", Glint. Creates a certain savoir-faire, a knowledgeable air. Were you in the Navy?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 13:21:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nobody is arguing that we never started a war, Glob. We have started wars with Mexico, Spain, North Viet Nam, Panama, Grenada, and a hundred Indian tribes. Sinking an attacking submarine doesn't count. I'll have to look up the famous letter from the Athenians explaining why they are going to murder the leaders of a small nearby city-state because they are displeased with their resistance to invasion, in the autumn of the greatness that was Greece, when Athens had become the bully of the Ionian sea. When a country turns to destroying smaller states as a matter of comfort or greed, you can figure it is on the way down. Fortunately, the only person loudly espousing that course of action is Dick Cheney, whose twisted mouth is becoming fundamentally unloved in the nation he purports to serve.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 13:19:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who first identified Fgate's Dr. J as a jismhead? Was it Glorp or the Twatster?
curious Baghdad Begum
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 13:14:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Q: How do you get a blonde off her knees?
A: Cum.
enjoy your daily dose, Dr. J - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:55:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Now they say that first shot fired at Pearl came out of a US ship. If we sunk the submarine then we fired first. I'll accept that. So, now we can't argue that we've never started a war, so let's get rolling on that Iraq ataq. (roger 01) - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:40:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sean Hannity may never have played football or worn the burnoose or spliced a cable or changed a tire in the rain, but his book is fabulous summer reading. I stand by my friend Sean, although I have too much respect for him to believe him when he says some liberals are well-meaning.
Ann Coulter
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:25:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what is Democratic Fascism, anyways? You've heard all about it, although few resources have been made available on the subject. Until now... Quite simply, the Democratic Fascist Movement is a well-organized, rapidly growing group of people, inspired by the work of our Visionary Mr. Sean Hannity, who affirm the necessity for Moral Unity in our Nation today. While we do not reject the Democratic Process, we also recognize the need for bringing conclusion to the mob rule which has characterized our Government of late. It is our belief that, through more stringent voting regulations, power must be placed back into the hands of the Moral Elite if this Great Nation can endure. Feel free to peruse these pages at your leisure. We're convinced that the message of the Democratic Fascist cannot be ignored. �The Citizens For A Morally Pure America http://www.democraticfascist.org/main.html
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:19:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Thanx, glump. Guess I'll alway be just a tyro at web page destruction.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:19:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Unless, of course, they've also had an open letter nominated for essay of the week on the freep.
Ann Coulter
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:17:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: College football, ball handlers. I don't put on the latex gloves for guys in lineman jerseys from Haole High, even if they wear the djellaba, honey. Only centers and backfield.
Ann Coulter
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:15:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Evidence? Why the absence of any failed tags it the evidence. The beginners don't realize it but the script strips them out. It's not until the Whacker becomes intermediate that the broken tags and trickle downs become apparent. Learn to read between the lines, why don't you?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:14:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Says it's because he "played football." Say, do you think she'd put out for Pete if he wore his 62 jersey and his propeller beanie?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:11:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wow, they're beginning to see the satire! What'll those pussed over tw@ts wake up to next?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:11:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stop dissing Cheney. Ann Coulter says he's sexy. Or would be in a burnoose.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:10:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stuttering I can buy. But hack tries? Is there something in the source?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:09:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where is the evidence of hack tries?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:08:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hack tries?
???
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:07:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: I ROTFALMAO at the stuttering failed hack tries at 11:49:35, 11:49:31, 11:49:29, 11:49:22, 11:49:20, 11:49:19, and again at 11:49:18. Bwaha I say, Bwaha!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:57:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Hail and hearty"? Ha ha. You're kidding. This is satire, right? Ha ha
hale to the cheif
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:52:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Fo
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Fo
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Fo
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Linda Tripp cartoon game? Republican housewifes stampeded by pepper sprayng troopers. Sounds like the party of Algore is having trouble identifying with reality.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:51:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a draft dodger. Which is what I meant when I said he's a draft dodger. Love
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a draft dodger. Which is what I meant when I said he's a draft
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a draft dodger. Which is what I meant when I said he's a d
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a draft dodger.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a draft
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's a
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Despite the old saying, truth is rarely stranger than fiction. We are now seeing one of the rare exceptions. There was a movie a few years back about an administration that waged war, or pretended to, in order to divert attention from domestic scandals. Hollywood couldn't begin to capture the current real-life weirdness. Vice President Dick "Chickenhawk" Cheney, whose whereabouts are usually unknown and who wants his corporate finagling to be equally so, turned up in front of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, soliciting support for an attack on Iraq: Make war, not investigations. Cheney managed to contain his lust for combat when he was young and Vietnam was hot - he got two student deferments to avoid military service - so he had to address the VFW with no garrison cap on his cocked head. (He only cocks it when he's lying, Calvin Trillin says.) That didn't impede him. Sounding more like Dr. Strangelove than Peter Sellers did (to mix our movies), Cheney demanded a Pearl Harbor-type pre-emptive strike against Saddam Hussein. It would benefit not only the U.S, a final solution for a pesky problem, but our allies and Iraq's neighbors, he said. He didn't mention that allies and neighbors are more afraid of what America might do with the vast arsenal of weapons of mass destruction it already possesses than of what Saddam might do with the few he's allegedly on the brink of getting. Our unelected president, who has already done to the American economy what he wants to do to Iraq, has little to say about the propriety of annihilating a comparatively small Muslim nation in a part of the world already aflame with anti-American rage, or about American casualties either. Uncle Dick and Rummy look after that sort of thing. Bush's job is to swagger. He's walkin' tall, he tells us, callin' evil by its name, about to start kickin' ass. If dropping g's on Iraq will bring down Saddam, we're halfway there.
when I say Cheney's a draft dodger, I mean he's
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:49:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Saudis have adopted the techniques of a US political campaign and have launched television advertisements nationwide, hired a new publicity team and sent officials on speaking tours. In one ad, the Saudi and US flags are raised together while a narrator intones: �In the war on terrorism we all have a part to play. Our country has been an ally for over 60 years.� There is no evidence that the campaign is succeeding. An opinion poll last week found 63 per cent of Americans had a negative image of Saudi Arabia, compared with 50 per cent in May. If America launches a strike against Iraq which is not supported by the Saudis, it really would take more than a racehorse to improve relations.
maybe if they didn't wear hats made out of a diaper and a fan-belt
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:46:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: How are the economic indicators looking? Are we starting to recover from the Rubin Bubble yet?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:24:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: So the Rubes CAN take Penn State. Thanks for clearing that up.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:18:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's pselled "hail and hearty", dim-bulb.
Pete�
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:17:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ho-hum? We have new blood?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:14:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, come on Glump-- it wasn't me who said you wet your pants. I think it was Ho-hum.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 11:13:30 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:

Someone posted a question once. "can the eavy gun emplacements and swoop in OVER the mud while they lay immobilized IN the mud. But he soon got the idea that fornigate was not a fertile ground for his military talents and he quit forever. Probably spent the next month or two writing Open Letters to the Pentagon. May be doing it still. Genius will out.

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- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 02:41:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dynamic Duo. You mean Tweedldum and Tweedledee?
gnat
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 02:11:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: What ever happened to warrior Pete, the man who was ready to pick up the bayonet? Who had lived a good life and was ready to roll? The Marines ought to welcome him as a combat code guy, on the road to Baghdad. Not only do the Dynamic Duo fail to defend the Clown-in-Chief, they have lost the old fighting spirit. What an awful thing it must be to be a Republican without an elected Democratic president to whine about.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 02:00:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: The adults in charge have shitcanned their plan to close New York, DC, and Somerset Co. airports to foreign airlines on September 11. Turns out it would break international agreements. And, come to think of it, maybe it wasn't such a brilliant plan to begin with.
with dim, dumb eyes, the Republicans stand bellowing in fear and apprehension
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:55:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whatever happened to the 4,000 hours and AmeriCorps?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:47:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's the old Republican lament and as always, it's proferred by some of the dullest, least talented, nastiest, money-grubbing shitheads around. So what else is new? The list of pseudo-pious, hypocrital, melodramatic GOP huckster is long and laughable. "Poor me. We're too damn nice, that's the problem. Yadda, yadda, boo-hoo, whine, whine." This trog act has been around forever, employed by such civil, kindly affable Repubicans as Dick Nixon, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, the defeated house "managers," Ruch Limbaugh, and now, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. Look who these shitheads hate. They hate the press. They hate the colleges and universities that aren't owned by the Church of Bob Jones. They hate the learned and the learning. In short, they hate anyone who's smart enough to note the theft and corruption and mismanagement that ALWAYS comes with a trog presidency*. The prophecies are right or wrong, but they're sure not rightwing! Truht.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:27:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: I feel anxiety creeping in, now that you mention it. It's like, rationally I know this code thing is nothing to fear. But, with all the news about the West Nile Virus, Drought, child abductions, killer bees, terrorism, weapons of mass destruction and the prophecies, you can't be too sure. I'm going to start taking all precautions. (ssjusciveL.)
Virtueless
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:14:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: As Hannity notes, liberals never reciprocate the love conservatives keep sending their way. What love has the fascist Hannity been sending to liberals? Now Ann acts as if she was rejected by a liberal once, maybe Hannity was as well. These are odes of rejection. Battered, victimized Republicans. Big bad mean liberals.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 01:07:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure beats OM. Doink.

- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:58:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:

tick tock - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:58:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Kill the leaders of Araby, and force their leaders to take the sacraments of Christ.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:30:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glit is either playing the Linda Tripp cartoon game, or he's spent and watching the stars. Or he's in the study, trying to figure out a way to avoid always biting down on the shit end of the stick.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:28:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Books with lots of footnotes tell the truth.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:26:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: I ask you, was it a Republican or a Democrat who started a letter "Dear Senator Kennedy?" Hint: It was Trent Lott! Imagine a Democrat doing THAT!!!!
go ann go
- Friday, August 30, 2002 at 00:19:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Question is, can the Rubes take Penn State?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:54:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure Pete is slick. Everything has always been easy for him just because of his apparent good nature. People like him. But so what? Where's the substance? Behind those friendly, flabby jowels lies nothing but a pretty-boy. A mile wide and an inch deep. A schmoozer. Mister Personality. Where's the beef?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:51:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Listen sport: it's only the piss-colored font that makes him seem slick.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:45:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't you think Pete would make a great slickster, a top-drawer con man? What a smoothie! Now there's a guy with the light touch! I couldn't even imagine old Pete laying it on a little too thick. Subtlety is the man's middle name.
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:44:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: If you follow the intersection of business and politics, you probably know about The Carlyle Group, the Washington-based consulting firm that attracted the likes of George H.W. Bush, James Baker, Frank Carlucci and (for balance) Democratic former SEC chair Arthur Levitt as members. Even Afsaneh Beschloss, wife of the chronic talking head Michael Beschloss, is on the team. John Major, formerly of 10 Downing Street, is the European chair. But jetting around the globe collecting big bucks for talking to powerbrokers was not enough for these great and good; Carlyle has morphed itself into an investment powerhouse, with $13.5 billion under management. Recently, when the former Baby Bell Qwest ran into trouble, Carlyle and a partner anted up $7.05 billion to buy out the firm's yellow pages; next time you let your fingers do the walking, remember that you're sending a few pennies into the Bush family coffers. For that matter, if you do business with a company called Infomax, or with Sonera Smartrust, or United Defense, you're lining the former president's pockets -- and, probably, increasing the inheritance of the incumbent. Carlyle, alas, has sold its stake in Le Figaro, so if you want to read France's version of The Wall Street Journal, you won't be helping Jim Baker buy any more longhorns for his herd. But, for me, there's nothing more wondrous than the fact that the Bushes now own part of the Yellow Pages.
typical paranoid liberal schmutz
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:42:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, can't say as I've lost any sleep, although I do notice that I have been unexplicably anxious these past few days. Kicked the dog and everything. But just think: if we could crack this secret code we might be able to find out what they think about Klintoon's penis.
Bruce Naturlio
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:23:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Anyone else losing sleep over this secret code thing?
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:21:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: There's a secret browser filter?
Duh-h
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:20:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:

By the way, Glint, once in a while a diversion is a good thing to throw them off. You'll knwo it when you see it. Aloha (�1) - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:13:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Although I am not sure a manham is a thing or not. So, let's call it "a manham" instead. Don't want to get it confuse with "your manham" if you know what I mean ;-) Ha Ha Ha!! (code 01 patch) Spam� - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:10:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, isn't observing these idiotic doinkerz try to uncover our (01) code out of your manham, hilarious? Makes one truly wonder. At least we do know the truth from the liberal lies. Not one of these idiots has figured it out. And it is plain as day! Ha! And yes, it does exist. Maybe they don't have (or haven't unblocked) the secret browser filter after all. Doink!!! - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 23:07:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: I still believe in Dr. Eisentower, whatever Glob says.
Bruce Naturlio
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 20:11:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm not a rube!
Glob
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 20:08:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: I hope nobody else noticed that I wet my pants exposing a joke as a fraud?
Glob
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 20:02:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come to think of it, Eisentower IS an improbable name. I mean it's so close to EisenHower who was a general and didn't the general have a brother named something like Milton? Oh, a lot of people don't even know that but it's true. Wasn't he Milton A. Eisentower and wasn't he a distinguished committee member in his own right? Yeah, it all makes sense now. This whole Eisentower thing is beginning to smell a little fishy.
Glob
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:59:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think the country has become less snooty since the Supreme Court selected Bush. It's like, we can't talk, and we can't think, but BOY, can we fart loud.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:55:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: My name, on the other hand, is probable.
Billy Bub Gormeley
Car Wash, Oklahoma - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:54:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does Eisentower have the code? If he doesn't, how do we know the lies are really his? Maybe there is a faux Dr. Eisentower who lies to expose the real one for what he is! By the way, don't you think "Eisentower" is an improbable name? I do. I think it's as improbable as "Naturlio." I wouldn't put much faith in anyone named Eisentower OR Naturlio. It is bound to lead to a broken heart, at the very least.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:52:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coulter lies to be outrageous. It's all an act. To expose the liberals for what they are. And what are they? You guessed it. They are liberals.
doink
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:49:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: The code is in the man ham.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:48:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coulter's pretty clever. She lies about what ATTRIBUTED sources actually said or did. Which means she isn't a plagiarizing liberal like Miltie Fraud Eisentower!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:36:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Want to see my man spam?
Glint
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:32:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Footnotes lie and liars footnote.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:31:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux!!!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:30:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what bitch? We have a code!
(01)
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:30:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't you people understand? I have footnotes!!!!!
slanderqueen ann
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Billy Bub Gormeley
Car Wash, Oklahoma - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:54:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does Eisentower have the code? If he doesn't, how do we know the lies are really his? Maybe there is a faux Dr. Eisentower who lies to expose the real one for what he is! By the way, don't you think "Eisentower" is an improbable name? I do. I think it's as improbable as "Naturlio." I wouldn't put much faith in anyone named Eisentower OR Naturlio. It is bound to lead to a broken heart, at the very least.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:52:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coulter lies to be outrageous. It's all an act. To expose the liberals for what they are. And what are they? You guessed it. They are liberals.
doink
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:49:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: The code is in the man ham.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:48:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coulter's pretty clever. She lies about what ATTRIBUTED sources actually said or did. Which means she isn't a plagiarizing liberal like Miltie Fraud Eisentower!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:36:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Want to see my man spam?
Glint
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:32:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Footnotes lie and liars footnote.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:31:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux!!!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:30:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what bitch? We have a code!
(01)
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:30:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't you people understand? I have footnotes!!!!!
slanderqueen ann
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:25:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I suspect it's on of those high tech back ops, which makes it different than a low tech back op (like a code.) The difference is, it's high tech rather than low tech. That could create a whole new set of worries maybe. You know...worries. Yeah.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:13:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, it's a back op? Is it a good back op or a bad back op? Does it make a difference?
Virtueless
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:09:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm concerned because it's all being done behind our backs. It seems sort of sneaky and un-American. The only reason to have a code is to hide information. What have they got to hide? And why use transponders? It has an eerie lack of intelligence or good sense. Are they trying to throw the liberals off the scent? What about the other troglodytes? Is this a mainstream troglodyte movement or just two sick perverts?
curious Tampa grandmom
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:07:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, assuming you've succeeded at something, I offer
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:07:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Off record, I'll just say that mum is the word. Clandestine black ops require a certain secrecy. Can't have any loose lips sinking ships and whatever else they do. I have been involved in active discussions of ongoing research focused on investigating the affect of liquids, primarily delivered via a super soaker, on hot bare bulbs such as mercury vapor. Let me know if you want filled in on any more of my leaks. <COUGH!> (01) - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 19:03:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know I should be concerned and afraid of the 10th code in this page's long history, but I don't know WHY I should be concerned and afraid. Or perhaps defeated. Is this code special? Is it more sinsiter than all the others? What is it's point? Am I missing something? Am I wrong in blowing it off as just another off-key troglodyte trited native of Piedmont, Alabama who covers the South for the newspaper. For that matter, Times editor Howell Raines is an Alabamian.
Coulter? Tell a fib? Nah....
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 18:49:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hush, heather. He's busy showing his man ham to the posters on fornigate.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 18:09:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mommy, why doesn't Uncle Glint tell us about the gourds any more? Why doesn't he tell about walking at night with a jar of wee-wee? Why doesn't he ever show us his man ham?
Heather Glork, age 5 1/2
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:50:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: If it walks like a glint, talks like a glint, and squawks like a glint, then I say what is the difference? 17:11:17 is glint or the equivalent, hang what the code says!
Dexter�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:47:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:45:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't understand. What could possibly be tipping them off? Where is the code in 17:11:17?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:44:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: These troglodytes really have figured this thing out! With the code working, they can spot a false post even it sounds exactly right!
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- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:36:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Greetings, Pete of Forn Url.
Transponder P.01
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:18:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sorry, faux Glint at 17:11:17 misses the 01 code tests by a mile. Doinkz.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:13:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: But then, I always feel a bit inauthentic, if you will, after I've masterbated to the thought of Linda Tripp in a blue dress.
Glint
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:11:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint.17:02:11
Transponder Ver. P.01
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:07:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: .....gotcha... gotcha .... who's your daddy, Sea Hag?.... who's you daddy, Sea Bitch?.... oh you....oh you...you...bitch...gotcha... unh.. unhy-unh-unh-unh-UNHHNNH-AAAARG!
Glint
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 17:02:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: To my way of thinking, it's good policy to appease a guy after you turn his infrastructure to rubble and destroy his army. Beats the Marshall Plan.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:56:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: And I thought Teddy Kennedy was such a nice man!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:54:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: I was wondering whether the new Hannity book was worth buying. Thank goodness for the review in FrontPage! I never would have known it was such a treasure unless Ann Coulter had presented her views.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:53:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Harlan, I, for one, defend George W. Bush's first amendment right to be a Republican.
'Nuff Said
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:49:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Autopete?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:47:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, could we have more Bugs and less clodhopper fight chanting?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:47:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: And still not one person will defend our president against scurillous charges of causing a recession and being as corrupt as the CEO's in today's news. And this doesn't even begin to address the shabby treatment afforded Dick Cheney and Halliburton.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:46:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Appeasement: every time the appeasee turns on his AA radar, bomb the shit out of it. That ought to appease the hungry crocodile.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:46:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hush, honeybunch. She's the affable Eva Braun of American troglogytism.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:44:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:
BIll 'n' Monica
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:44:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mommy, why does the coltishly pirouetting skinny blonde gal tell lies about the GAO report?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:42:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, anne knows demorats too well. Sick traitors. "Extend an olive branch to Democrats and they bite your hand off." Wipe em out. Right after Saddam (01) Doink. - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:40:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Trent Lott called Teddy Kennedy a courteous dude? And the bastard reciprocated by calling George Bush a pleasant host? Oh the bastard! The absolute shitty bastard! The lowest of the low. The slimy,smearing evil traitorous cheating dame-killing son-of-a-bitch.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:40:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Snippy really went to Germany and compared Saddam Hussein killing his son-in-law to Hitler going into Czechoslovakia? What's next, rice-growing West Africans shipped to South Carolina? Woodrow Wilson starting WWI? We should all fear the evil Saddamodile, bellowing our fear like Republicans? Let's see, we have the top of Iraq lopped off for the happy Kurds, whatever they are, we don't let this Hitler fly airplanes over half his country, we don't let him sell his oil unless Halliburton gets a share, we don't let him import any aspirine pre-cursors, for four years we had observers crawling all over his country but got pissed off and left, and we spout off against him whenever we drop a point in the public opinion polls because we want to be a war president but have no war to preside over. This is appeasement, huh? Well, mark my words, and the words of Winston Churchill: if we keep it up, we'll be the last meal of a crocodile.
liebrals just don't get it
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:37:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Battered Republican Syndrome August 28 , 2002 FOR MY ESCAPIST summer reading at the beach this week, I've been flipping through Sean Hannity's fabulous new book, "Let Freedom Ring." It's a fine book, with many excellent illustrations of how consistently wrong liberals have been for half a century, give or take a few years. But I must take issue with Sean on one point. Perplexingly, he writes: "The vast majority of liberals are good, sincere, well-meaning people." This cheery bonhomie is beginning to sound like the mantra about the "vast majority" of Muslims being peaceful and has produced the same good results. I think it's time to drop the infernal nonsense about liberals being well-intentioned but misguided. In the spirit of Hannityesque magnanimity, I will say that there is only one thing wrong with liberals: They're no good. As Hannity notes, liberals never reciprocate the love conservatives keep sending their way. They don't like us. They don't even think we're human. Of this, I am eternally grateful. Some of the other things liberals believe are: to move beyond discrimination, we must discriminate; girls would make excellent Marines; running gay marriage announcements in the wedding pages will lead to greater acceptance of homosexuality. They are wrong about everything. Why would anyone want to be liked by these people? It's sort of cute when Sean's hail-fellow-well-met approach toward liberals is greeted with dismissive grunts. For one thing, I think well enough of Sean to believe he doesn't really mean it. But how many times must we endure a Republican politician droning on about what a fine human being some heinous Democrat is and what a pleasure it was to work with him, only to have the heinous Democrat grudgingly issue some backhanded compliment about the Republican finally seeing the light on this "one issue"? In the 1996 vice presidential debates, for example, Al Gore said of his opponent Jack Kemp: "Now I want to congratulate Mr. Kemp for being a lonely voice in the Republican Party over the years on this question" of racism and affirmative action. Kemp responded to this demagogic and baseless slander of the Republican Party by saying: "Affirmative action should be predicated upon need, not equality of reward, blah, blah, blah." Gee, thanks, Jack. President Bush, too, has repeatedly set himself up as the test case of what happens when you try to play nice with a Democrat. After the dignified staff of the dignified former president trashed the White House on their dignified exit, Bush downplayed the property damage, saying: "There might have been a prank or two. Maybe somebody put a cartoon on the wall, but that's OK." Anyone who knew anyone moving into the Bush White House knew that it was more than a "prank or two." But instead of stopping while they were ahead, pocketing Bush's gracefulness and moving on, the Democrats aggressively attacked Republicans for having falsely accused the Clinton staff of trashing the White House. They cited Bush's magnanimity as evidence that this was a lie. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., demanded an apology from the White House. USA Today ran a snippy article titled "Ex-Clinton staffers on vandalism: Got proof?" Former Clinton press secretary Jake Siewert insinuatingly asked why there were no records of the alleged damage. And then the full GAO report came back: The Party of the People had done $15,000 worth of property damage to the People's House. Extend an olive branch to Democrats and they bite your hand off. Bush has invited Sen. Teddy Kennedy to the White House for movie night (to watch the Kennedy hagiography "Thirteen Days"), brought him over to discuss education several times, named a federal building after one brother and gushingly praised the other. The adulterous drunk who cheated at Harvard and killed a girl at Chappaquiddick responded to these overtures by attacking Bush. "It takes more than good intentions to make a difference," Kennedy said. Asked about Bush's intelligence (a meaningless concept in college admissions but a scientifically provable quality in the cases of Republican presidents and death-row inmates), Kennedy pointedly said only that he found Bush, "engaging and personable." Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., dismissed Bush's overtures toward Kennedy as calculated political gamesmanship. (Pop quiz: Did a Republican or Democrat say this about a member of the opposing party � "Your thoughtfulness truly amazes me. ... Thank you, my friend, for your many courtesies. If the world only knew." Answer: That was Sen. Trent Lott on Teddy Kennedy.) When Bush named the Department of Justice building after Robert Kennedy, Kerry Kennedy Cuomo displayed the renowned Kennedy graciousness by viciously attacking the Bush administration at a pre-dedication ceremony. Noting that her daughter was in the audience, Kennedy Cuomo said: "Kara, if anyone tries to tell you this is the type of justice system your grandpa embraced, you just don't believe it." This is as we have come to expect from a family of heroin addicts, statutory rapists, convicted and unconvicted female-killers, cheaters, bootleggers and dissolute drunks known as "Camelot." Why would anyone want such people as their "good friends"?
go anne go
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:35:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Someone looking for the jismhead??? Where in the lecture circuit world is Bill anyway???
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- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:31:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
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- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 16:29:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: In polite society we choose to refer to liquid plumber as "DNA."
Dr. J descending a staircase
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 15:36:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: In episode #2 Chelsea and Willard argue over who gets to have the last biscuit. "I get it!" "No, it's mine!" Finally Willard reaches over and spits on the biscuit to prevent Chelsea from taking it. Chelsea picks the biscuit up, tosses it in the air, and gulps it down whole. "How'd you I like mine with gravy?"
ROTFPMP
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 15:20:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Methinks 14:26 is one of those admirers of ceramic penises. Doink.

- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:52:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ...

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:50:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: In episode #1 Bubba tries to fill up the cement pond all by himself, mistaking it for a sink. Chelsea dives in and says, "Daddy, can you show me how to breast stroke?"
ROTFLMAO
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:49:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do they get elected to high political office?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:48:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: .....and with a truck load of stolen furniture!!!
ha ha ha
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:46:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You almost got it right. In the new show the Hillbillies hail from Arkansas, and they move to a mansion in Chappaqua. - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:31:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: I love poetry. That's why Pete's posts are so offensive.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:26:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: I thought that the enablers might need their own fight song.
Dr. J
Moanica's Song

There is a word I love to hear, I love to sing its worth;
It tastes like butter in mine mouth, the sweetest sauce on earth. 

It tells me of the Big He's love, I'd love to have a drink;
Except he took his precious juice, and whacked off in the sink. 

It tells me that my daddy shared it with my dommy too,
It's feels like sunshine on my cheek, a warm and sticky goo.
 
It tells of the White House trysts, on kneepads I would go,
Because my job, so said the Creep, was really mine to blow.

Oh, how I love jism, Oh how I love jism,
Oh, how I love jim, Because he squirts on me!
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:24:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Notice how Churchil sed this after WWII. "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last." Winston Churchill, December, 1954 // By George we may get an election term war after all. Something to keep the lid on the treasonous demonrats while they are chafing away in their sewers. [PS to the E-vile witch. It's chafing not chaffing, and of course the former could be a verb, if you knew anything at all about poetry. Stupid idiot.] POW!!! - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:24:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: CBS is bringing back "The Beverly Hillbillies." This time, however, the family members we laugh at won't be played by Hollywood actors; they'll be real live rubes.
Glint hits the big time!
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:19:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Apparently, the glib Connecticut ectomorph has taken to believing her own, well, "propaganda" is the only word I can get in the newspaper. Or maybe she's just a comedy act, as a recent column by one Melik Kayan in the Wall Street Journal hinted. How else could Coulter go on national TV, call NBC's perky "Today Show" hostess Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun" of American liberalism, then bleat about liberal name-calling? Eva Braun was Hitler's mistress. So when Coulter calls Couric, in effect, a Nazi slut, it's what Kayan calls "tongue-in-cheek agitprop." Where's everybody's sense of humor? The occasion of the Journal apologia was Coulter's telling the New York Observer�whose interviewer informed readers that he had a "friend" who would enjoy vigorous copulation with the bony pundit�that "my only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." Some of these boys, incidentally, sound like they're wearing their bowties too tight. I still recall my amazement at learning that Tory men thought Margaret Thatcher a hottie. "The eyes of Caligula and the lips of Marilyn Monroe," was how the late English novelist Anthony Powell described her to me. Evidently, the Iron Lady conjured steamy memories of prep school spankings. On TV, Coulter conveys all the feminine warmth of a water moccasin, if you can imagine a pit viper with silicone implants. Kayan though, feverishly pictures her walking a metaphorical tightrope "her long-limbed signature silhouette poised precariously aloft, riverine blonde locks riffled by the breeze and legs coltishly pirouetting." This isn't the first time Coulter herself has fantasized killing liberals. Speaking at a recent conservative gathering, she opined that "We need to execute people like John Walker [Lindh] in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors." Coulter deliberately courts over-reaction. But anybody with a mean mouth can play her game, as I've tried to show. More insidious is how she mimics the outward form of real journalism without its content, how lazy and/or cowardly establishment types let her get away with it, and the truly ugly subtext to her supposedly harmless joking. ... Indeed, it's not too much to say that the "liberal" sins Coulter caricatures�atheism, cosmopolitanism, sexual license, moral relativism, communism, disloyalty and treason�are basically identical to the crimes of the Jews as Hitler saw them. That she blames no ethnic group makes it only marginally less offensive. Equally damaging is "Slander's" intellectual fraudulence. Na�ve readers have little defense against a book using pseudo-scholarly documentation to tart up ancient slurs. Conservatives constantly decry decaying cultural standards. Where are they now?
conservatives are desperately seeking spellchecks
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:15:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who is Skakel and why do we care about him? Is he an actor?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 14:10:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Murderers" not "murders" -- can't you get your conservative tactic namecalling straight?
'Thrax
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:56:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wow! That poster's just as jismheaded as Michael Skakel!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:53:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: ....``I miss her very much,'' John Moxley said before a packed, hushed courtroom, then turned to walk back to his seat. That is when he passed Michael's Aunt Ann, the younger sister of Ethel Kennedy, at the end of the front row, a cloth handbag embroidered with a dozen dancing monkeys at her feet. ``You son of a bitch,'' she hissed to him. That is what the dead girl's brother heard, what those close to them heard as well...........
typical comment from the rum running clan of murders
"In murder's wake, two families show true colors" - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:46:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Those who seek missiles and terrible weapons are also familiar with the map of Europe. Like the threats of another era, this threat cannot be appeased or cannot be ignored." George W. Bush, Berlin, Germany, May, 2002 /// "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last." Winston Churchill, December, 1954

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:38:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Give them an opportunity to demonstrate their utter jismheadedness, and they can't resist!
Captain America
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:19:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Post it and they will cum.
Dr. J
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 13:05:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: "What a maroon!" sure beats the Big Red music. Besides, it reminds us of our commander in chief.
hail to the maroon
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:24:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where IS Ray Cathode, now that we really need him?
Moi-meme
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:11:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Cum on, Bill you can do it!"
"Gotcha!"
bwahaha - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:10:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: He a wit? I'd as soon call his mother a beauty.
Miss Bennet
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:01:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: hy on't ou ust[sic] hut up recision oinker oinker oinker.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 12:00:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sigh. Where IS Ray Cathode, now that we really need him?
Vrai E�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:52:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mr. Poster ust needed to be clear about his meaning. Did he mean filled with pus, or what? Precision, precision, precision.
down with jismhead vagaries
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:50:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: At the far ends of Fortress America, in darkened rooms, the gourd and the pineapple sit hunched, flush-faced, heavy-lidded, and slack-lipped over glowing cathode ray tubes. What are they doing? What are they up to? There are no clues, only an occasional slurred muttering... "gotcha... gotcha... gotcha...."
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:50:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: O speak again, bright angel.
Faux E�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:48:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Huh huh. Huh huh huh. 10:27 said hole. Huh. Huh huh.
Mrs. Earle "D" as in dumbass
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:43:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Like "bus" and "bussing", huh? Then why isn't if "fuss" and "fusssing?"
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:34:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Pusy"? Filled with pus? "Pussy"? Gee, I thought it was the jismheads who were so worried about the downfall of Western Civilization. You mean, people who can't spell can uphold Western Civilization? What's your premise? Got one?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:10:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does this latest posting reveal that Glump is the maroon?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:07:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, there is certainly a whole lotta bad spelling going on. Come, Pusy threadheads, help prop up school marms everywhere, whyn'tcha? Yo, that would be "name-call�ing" (noun). What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!
Dr. J
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:53:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: What? As in 'inane'?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:34:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: We were wondering when 'Thrax, bright angel, would speak again. O!
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING Anymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:50:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: O speak again, bright angel.
Faux E�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:48:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Huh huh. Huh huh huh. 10:27 said hole. Huh. Huh huh.
Mrs. Earle "D" as in dumbass
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:43:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Like "bus" and "bussing", huh? Then why isn't if "fuss" and "fusssing?"
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:34:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Pusy"? Filled with pus? "Pussy"? Gee, I thought it was the jismheads who were so worried about the downfall of Western Civilization. You mean, people who can't spell can uphold Western Civilization? What's your premise? Got one?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:10:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does this latest posting reveal that Glump is the maroon?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 11:07:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, there is certainly a whole lotta bad spelling going on. Come, Pusy threadheads, help prop up school marms everywhere, whyn'tcha? Yo, that would be "name-call�ing" (noun). What a maroon! What an ignoranimous!
Dr. J
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:53:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: What? As in 'inane'?
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:34:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: We were wondering when 'Thrax, bright angel, would speak again. O!
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:33:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bugs lives in a hole in the ground. He always feels dirty.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:27:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Goddamn. I talked to a faux E. I feel dirty.
Bugs Bunny
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:26:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Great Coulter column today, gang. It's about etiquette. Troglodytes are polite, because Trent Lott secretly said Teddy Kennedy was a fine fellow. Normal people are bad, because Teddy Kennedy said Little Bush was pleasant and personable, instead of saying he was Einstein. Many a good point won today for the cave-dwellers.
,
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:25:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux E spotted at 9:57.
is "chaffing" a verb?
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:18:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: You're asking if I'm a fan? But of course!
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:14:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: But I have another question. Why does word-wrap disappear with the roman font? At least it seemed at first, on surface, to be an accompaniment to your roman fonts. Yes, I know you can block it, but why does it happen to begin with?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:12:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glurt, caching isn't the answer, unless the sly bastards have a secret cache somewhere, which I suppose might be the case since a cache is supposed to be secret. I reset and empty all that stuff booting up, and have been particularly careful about it since Ashcroft claimed the power to bust in and grab my hard drive any midnight it suits him. No, I think that Microsoft, after they heard some squawking, just added a minor tweak that happened to turn off the pix only on the first level. Why do it right when you can do it half-assed when you have 100% of an unregulated market?
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- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 10:11:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, Captain Gerund, you're not a Bugs Bunny fan?

Yep, and 'Thrax is such a fatwa kinda broad
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 09:46:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: But... but... but.... my profile shot! What about my profile shot? Won't somebody put my profile shot on a web page so that the imaginary women I've been e-mailing all these years will see for themselves? Just don't let them see my face... especially the eyes. Don't let them see the eyes.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:46:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, you poor, pathetic asshole, nobody is indulging in name-calling around here. Lose the paranoia, guy. Besides which, I figure if the liberals are leaving it's not because of anything anyone posts around here, it is just that they are going to lick their wounds, the sore losers. We won, Pete. We managed to shoehorn in the man who will go down in history as one of the great Republican presidents, right behind Warren G. Harding and maybe a little ahead of William H. Taft. All it took was a little fancy footwork and the inversion of Constitutional law. Since then we've apologized to China and patched up our differences, we've dealt with the deficit, we've proved that capitalism really works if you don't mess it up by trying to regulate greed, we've had the good luck to have some crazy Arabs crash airplanes into the Sodom and Gomorah of America and called it a war so that we could jump-start the new Star Chamber, we've stayed awake at the energy switch, we've closed down a whorehouse in New Orleans and a couple of marijuana clubs in San Francisco, and we've drapped the pornographic statues in the Hall of Justice. They aren't leaving now because of Glint's cartoon fantasy any more than they left when you took to talking about twats pussed over and sewn shut. Give yourself a pat on the back Pete, and stop worrying so much about your pecker. Just keep reminding yourself that it's not the meat it's the motion.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:41:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do you ehar that, Glint? Pete wants you to pictorially enhance a profile shot of Mr. Crisco with a trouser weasel and post it on your web site to prove that he is, indeed, a guy. Only then, he figures, will he be accepted into the fraternity he's been trying to join these four or five years. The poor, pathetic, infantile sap.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:29:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Testing... testing...
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:25:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: OK.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 02:25:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
> Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. My two cents are: A lost mind is a terrible thing indeed. So just spare us. Be flitting away, maybe upon return blessed silence will again reign.
gnat
- Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 01:57:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. My two cents are:

By the way, Meat, if Glint ever got the cajones to post the full picture (or even link it) of my profile picture on the fornigate webpage, you may never think correctly again. The women on here would all lose their minds. Trust me on this one. Guaranteed. We'll see if Glint can do it. Or not. Ho-hum. My two cents are:

By the way, Meat, if Glint ever got the cajones to post the full picture (or even link it) of my profile picture on the fornigate webpage, you may never think correctly again. The women on here would all lose their minds. Trust me on this one. Guaranteed. We'll see if Glint can do it. Or not. Ho-hum. - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 00:53:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Actually, this may be one of the very first times in the history (the sick history, that is) of the socialzits where their own ineptitude actually drives their own sick ilk away. That is worth the price of admission. I'm staying to watch it all unfold and the sickness that is the socialzits ooze away like so much puss from a festering infected sore that is the Democrat Party. Doink. - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 00:50:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fix it or I quit.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:51:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <>>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:51:06 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:
< F*ck you, ya dimtiw. Doink. FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR="#c0c040", > F*ck you, ya dimtiw. Doink. >
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:50:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the deal with this IE browser, Glump? Even though I turn off pictures and animations, most of the linked ones show. That seems a little weird, since I'll bet if I went directly to your source pages they wouldn't show any more than the indigenous gifs on this page do. Do you suppose this is just sloth on the part of Microsoft development, or is there some other principle in operation?
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:44:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does anyone let this slide all the way to Hail Varsity?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:41:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Doink.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:40:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <-->>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:38:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <-->>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:38:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess we can expect a lot of "sear the meat" posts as the boys check in to drool over the cartoon woman and imagine themselves to be equipped with a man ham that makes up in shooting distance what it lacks in humongousness. Glint, is there any way you could code the game so it will work on Pete's palm pilot? A busy paralegal can't ALWAYS be in front of his desk computer.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:37:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, I confess again that it was I who erased the posts, along with the first posting of this Monica cum game. What I was trying to do FONT>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:50:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the deal with this IE browser, Glump? Even though I turn off pictures and animations, most of the linked ones show. That seems a little weird, since I'll bet if I went directly to your source pages they wouldn't show any more than the indigenous gifs on this page do. Do you suppose this is just sloth on the part of Microsoft development, or is there some other principle in operation?
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:44:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does anyone let this slide all the way to Hail Varsity?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:41:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Doink.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:40:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <-->>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:38:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous. <-->>
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:38:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess we can expect a lot of "sear the meat" posts as the boys check in to drool over the cartoon woman and imagine themselves to be equipped with a man ham that makes up in shooting distance what it lacks in humongousness. Glint, is there any way you could code the game so it will work on Pete's palm pilot? A busy paralegal can't ALWAYS be in front of his desk computer.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:37:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, I confess again that it was I who erased the posts, along with the first posting of this Monica cum game. What I was trying to do was get Glint to post it protected, so he couldn't erase it the way he did his penis back in the day. And of course he did-- added the two dashes and close arrow. What a maroon. So now we can all see Glump's fantasy as long as Ashcroft's web crawlers don't smoke out this site and threaten the invasion of Thailand. You'll note that Glint's wang-wang is a hefty two and a half inches long, but what he lacks in penetration he makes up for in girth, which may be why he married a bucket. This animation is almost a perfect representation of Glint's social analysis gifts-- I say almost perfect because the Linda Trip target has black hair instead of bleached blonde. Sure, there isn't much room here for Pete, besides the soft flabby mini-dick and the soft flabby hand, but if you squint your eyes you can almost imagine an imaginary Penthouse Pet or an imaginary buff cheerleader with clean cotton panties. Go to it, Dynamic Duo! Your dreamboat has arrived!
House of Meat
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:33:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Autopete.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 23:03:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Wow, I'm a terrible shott! Must be that Moanica is a dimowit Cliton chaser. That'd dim anyone's bulb. Bent or not. Doink. - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 22:54:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Error there, that's 0.380 avg. (01) - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 21:18:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Hitting with a 0.038 jamming average. Best part is when the Stars and Stripes kicks in. It's very patriotic. Here's a suggestion, now that Dr. J has cleaned things up. While listening to Hail Varsity (posted , August 24, 2002 at 21:05:16), keep clicking on the chant at 20:51:19 as it's playing! (P01) - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 21:15:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good going.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 21:00:46 (EDT)
This post contains a possible mini-trunc by Adam
My two cents are: --> Grab your pointing devices....And now, presein Laden's relatives out of the U.S. after the attacks. Mr. Bush also called Crown Prince Abdullah yesterday to assure him of the "eternal friendship" between their countries and to soothe hurt Saudi feelings over a lawsuit filed by 9/11 victims charging Saudi support of terrorism. Mr. Cheney argues that we must invade Iraq while we have a strategic window for action, while Saddam's army is still reeling. But attacking the Saudis would be even easier. They are soft and spoiled. Only yesterday Jerome Socolovsky of The A.P. wrote about how King Fahd brought thousands of members of the House of Saud to Marbella, Spain, where they stocked up on luxury items and hired North African servants. Women in veils and waterproof robes rode Jet Skis and members of the royal family talked about the 9/11 attacks as an Israeli-C.I.A. plot. A Saudi invasion would be like the Panama invasion during Bush I. We already have bases to use there. And this time Mr. Cheney won't have to beg the royals to use their air space, or send American forces. Once we make Saudi Arabia into our own self-serve gas pump, its neighbors will get the democracy bug. The Saudis would probably use surrogates to fight anyway. They pay poor workers from other countries to do their menial labor. And they paid the Americans to fight the Iraqis in 1991. The joke among the American forces then was: "What's the Saudi national anthem? `Onward, Christian Soldiers.' "
go nasty, liebral, treasonous bitch go
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 19:21:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll see you in court.
Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 19:17:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: You call that a triumph? The greatest triumph of all was when I decimated Milton T. Fraudentower and exposed him as the plagiarizer he is.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 19:03:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's recent triumph against Estrich, along with his most recent failure to follow Glint's direction on how to manage fonts, are mere flashes in the pan. To me, he is and always will be a doofus and a shitty, unattractive person.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:08:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: How true. Most people say that Pete is just a goober. But I find him to be just as slick with his political analysis as he is with screwing around with fonts. And to think he's not even a computer engineer or a licensed political pundit!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:06:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know... the hacky-turd did a pretty good job on Estrich, whoever Estrich is. Me, I never heard of her before, but apparently she's the one who got Clinton off the hook and landed him the 70% approval ratings even though he was impeached by the lunatic fringe. Pete really whacks her down, though. There's not much she can do when faced with the fact that she is a treasonous liar and thief and E-vile scum demonrat who deserves only death.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:03:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete is the daddy loaf-pincher. Not particularly literate, that fat man, or computer literate. The human hacky-turd is what he is. With a couple hundred thousand Petes in his new district, Bob Barr would have won.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:59:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:55:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:54:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just a little maintenance work.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:42:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
WHO KEEPS PINCHING LOAVES???
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:37:35 (EDT)dnesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:08:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: How true. Most people say that Pete is just a goober. But I find him to be just as slick with his political analysis as he is with screwing around with fonts. And to think he's not even a computer engineer or a licensed political pundit!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:06:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know... the hacky-turd did a pretty good job on Estrich, whoever Estrich is. Me, I never heard of her before, but apparently she's the one who got Clinton off the hook and landed him the 70% approval ratings even though he was impeached by the lunatic fringe. Pete really whacks her down, though. There's not much she can do when faced with the fact that she is a treasonous liar and thief and E-vile scum demonrat who deserves only death.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 18:03:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete is the daddy loaf-pincher. Not particularly literate, that fat man, or computer literate. The human hacky-turd is what he is. With a couple hundred thousand Petes in his new district, Bob Barr would have won.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:59:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:55:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:54:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just a little maintenance work.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:42:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
WHO KEEPS PINCHING LOAVES???
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 17:37:35 (EDT)
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My two cents are: Not to worry. Doink!

Estrich has either seen Jesus, or is floating a liberal ploy with aplomb. 
Never trust these scum. They know they are lying and will say and do anything 
to get their sick ideas and causes through the sewer pipe. 
They are treasonous liars and thieves. 
Every last one of them. 
Her "confession" to defending the indefensible" is no news to the honest. 
She and the trest of her sick ilk were called on it for years. 
Their agenda is to look somewhat rational for defending something that had no defense
 cause they know it is killing them. 
So, admit a little f*ck up now and then and let water run off her back. NO WAY. 
Death to the E-vile scum demonrats!!! 
POW!!! Doink.

- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:57:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

F*ck. Sorry about that. - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:53:58 (EDT)
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My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:50:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gas bag.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:43:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: I love air bags! Hate parrots.
Glint
LONDON (Reuters) - Giant airbags could one day save the 
world from the disaster of a cosmic collision with a giant 
comet, according to a scientist in the United States. 

Forget nuclear warheads to stop a crash with a comet that 
could have cataclysmic effects such as the one that is 
believed to have triggered the demise of the dinosaurs, 
Hermann Burchard of Oklahoma State University told New 
Scientist magazine. 

Far better to send up a space ship equipped with a massive 
airbag that could be inflated to several miles wide and 
used to gently buffet the invading solar body away from a 
collision course with earth. 

"It seems a safe, simple and realistic idea," Burchard told 
the magazine's latest edition. 

However, he admitted there were still numerous details to 
be worked out including the material for the airbag which 
had to be light enough to cart into space yet strong enough 
to bounce the comet off its course to earth. 

- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:37:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Autopete has psoken.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:35:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Estrich has either seen Jesus, or is floating a liberal ploy with aplomb. Never trust these scum. They know they are lying and will say and do anything to get their sick ideas and causes through the sewer pipe. They are treasonous liars and thieves. Every last one of them. Her "confession" to defending the indefensible" is no news to the honest. She and the trest of her sick ilk were called on it for years. Their agenda is to look somewhat rational for defending something that had no defense cause they know it is killing them. So, admit a little f*ck up now and then and let water run off ehr back. NO WAY. Death to teh E-vile scum demonrats!!! POW!!! Doink. - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 16:29:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Snip is protecting Poppy. It's the presidential documents thing. What it's really about is protecting Reagan's documents, which were supposed to come under public purview about now, and which it is feared show Poppy's culpability in the Iran-Contra scams. Not much of a legacy is left when it is shown that you sold out your country. It has an even bigger effect than snuggling with women, as Aaron Burr found out, even though he killed the famous illicit snuggler, Alexander Hamilton. It's all in the books that troglodytes don't read and that Snippy can't read.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:54:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: You can take the jzm out of the boy, but you can't take the boy out of the jzm.
Dr. J
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:53:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nice to see Snip defending the indefensible.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:23:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Washington -- Bush administration officials said Tuesday that they were keeping secret more than 4,000 pages of Justice Department documents related to a flurry of last-minute pardons by President Bill Clinton to protect the right of all presidents to private deliberations. The conservative group Judicial Watch has been seeking the documents since last year in an effort to determine the propriety of Clinton's actions, which included his much-criticized pardon of Marc Rich, the fugitive financier charged with evading $48 million in taxes. But in court papers filed this month, administration officials said they were withholding the documents under an exemption in the Freedom of Information Act that they said protected documents related to presidential pardons, even if the documents were generated outside the White House and the president had not seen them.
see?
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:22:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Judicial Watch is a "watchdog group" ever since it turned and snarled at Junior.
liberal media
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:21:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Should a president, say Ronald Reagan, be allowed to rape and rape again? In the interests of political stability in der Homeland? An interesting question, and a tough one. Did Reagan continue to rape after he was in office, or did he demand consent when supplied with a bedmate? Interesting and tough topics to be sure. I would like to see Phil Donohue and George F. Will debate the issues, mano a mano.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:19:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: The media may be coming around. Just today I saw an article that actually referred to Judicial Watch as a conservative group.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:18:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I prefer to think of the glory days, when a president was recognized as a man with needs that had better be fulfilled for the good of all of us. I yearn for the day when whores would be smuggled into the Lincoln bedroom for trysts with Ronald Reagan, or when Richard Nixon dressed in garters and brassiere and had himself chained and whipped by a secret service agent dressed as his mother, or the day when Poppy would play Lucky Pierre with James K. Baker and Dick Cheney. But those were more easy-going days, before the media took a turn toward liberalism.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:16:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nice to have you back, doubt it. Finally, somebody who will defend the president*!
Harl
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:14:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Snippy's jism?
doubt it
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:13:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bullshit! That was the jism of a legally elected President. It's Snippy's jism that stains the presidency*!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:11:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, my friend, you've got it wrong. The stain Clinton left on the Presidency is as filthy and vile as the one he left on the contaminated blue dress.
end o' story
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:10:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not fair to those of us who merely find jism to be icky.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:08:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds to me as if Estrich said she did her job, and is not particularly happy about her man's sexual behavior. I didn't see any quotations where she said "Kenneth Starr is not a shithead," or "Henry Hyde is not a hypocrite and a suckwad," or "Bob Barr is not an insane jerkoff." The cruel fact remains that Clinton took sexual opportunities, almost like a tuna-fish or a water buffalo or a parakeet, and that the people who shat a brick about it, however evil his behavior was, were universally small-time drooling shit-heads.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:05:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: I prefer to think of all the great presidents, the ones who escaped impeachment.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:02:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Enough living in the past! Enough gridiron chatter! Will nobody defend the president*?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 15:01:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Andrew Johnson? How can you utter that blighted name and the name of America in one day? Andrew Johnson is a blot on history, a smear on the chain of presidential legacy. The man was impeached, for sweet Jesus sake! By full-moon lunatic Republicans out to rape and pillage the south! See-it, man, have you no shame?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:59:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: For every Estrich, there's a Brock or ten.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:59:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's one thing for Estrich to have a crisis of conscience, but can Donahue be far behind?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:58:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: I find that while the weight grows for Susan Estrich, for me it gets lighter and lighter. I'm almost ready to take off the hair shirt and go out into society unbowed by the weight of thinking "so what, big deal, Clinton snuggled with an intern." Soon I will feel no more guilty than a supporter of Andrew Johnson must have felt after the lunatic Republicans impeached him.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:56:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sok somebody named Estrich rues the day, huh? Strange thing about memories and ruing days, though. For every Susan Estrich who one day hoped to live "happily ever after" in spite of Clinton's snuggling with women, there are ten or twenty thousand who don't give a rat's ass one way or the other.
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:53:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: THE EMBRYO SUPERSTORE...
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:53:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Security increased at northern New York borders... Developing...
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:52:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gosh, must be a big day on Drudge.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:49:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: That goes double for any latinos who might be thinking about dirty bombs.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:47:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Two day to the baseball strike. Saddam better watch out because Snippy has already said a strike will make him furious.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:46:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Two terrorists are sitting in a bar. One is showing the other pictures of his kids. "This is my oldest boy" he says. "He's a martyr now. And this is my other boy. He's a martyr, too." The other terrorist looks at the pictures and says,
"My - they blow-up so fast, don't they?"
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:30:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: How's Rikki Lake doing? I have a tough time keeping up with the shows.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:29:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: When MSNBC thawed out Phil Donahue they must have calculated that there was an audience for Carville-like liberal ranting. Apparently it has dried up if it ever existed at all. Yesterday's numbers show he's hit rock bottom in the ratings. What might kick it up a notch is for anybody that wants to watch a live nervous breakdown to tune in. Perhaps his interview with Louis Farrakhan Monday night and with Jerry Fallwell and Gary Bauer last night has pushed him over the edge.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:19:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: August 28, 2002 -- The ratings for TV vet Phil Donahue's new talk show are almost too low to track. The ratings for "Donahue" scored a .1 rating last Friday - that means fewer than 136,000 viewers nationwide were tuned in during MSNBC's hour-long 8 p.m. talk show.
I'm happy to say I was not one of the fewer than 136,000
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:17:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Way to go, Susan Estrich. The knee pads are finally cumming off.
BWAHAAAHAAAA
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:06:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now she admits her duplicity. Bill Clinton defender Susan Estrich conceded during a Saturday appearance on FNC that she had "defended the indefensible" in explaining away as irrelevant to his job performance Bill Clinton's personal behavior. Recalling her many media appearances post-Lewinsky, Estrich expressed regret: �I mean I've done it. I've said 'Oh, sex with an intern, oh big deal, you know. I don't care, you don't care, what could be better'....I sat there for years and I did that, in the hopes that it would finally go away and, you know, Bill Clinton would become Jimmy Carter and we could all live happily ever after.� Estrich, who was Michael Dukakis's campaign manager in 1988, appeared via satellite from Los Angeles, where she is now a law professor. The other guest: GOP strategist Rich Galen. When FNC anchor Jim Angle raised the possibility of a Bill Clinton talk show, Estrich rued the notion. Galen argued that it was probably an idea being floated by Clinton's supporters to drum up a little publicity, but Estrich disagreed, saying the Clintonites were so out-of-touch they really thought a talk show was a good idea.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:03:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Hey thanks for cropping the page. I was going to do it eventually. We can't have things squirting all over the page. (P#01) - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:58:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Figured I'd hide it. Bandwidth hog, plus glint would panic and hide it himself, same as he did last time he posted a penis.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:56:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Three is a charm.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:54:52 (EDT)
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:54:12 (EDT)
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- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:52:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: More humor from the sexually constricted troglodytes.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:50:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: You must be over 18 2 CUM ON MONICA !!!
Dr. J
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:31:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 13:29:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Haw haw haw. Dr. J., you've outdone yourself!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 12:57:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: faux glint at 03:21:57
transponder p01
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 11:21:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's one you probably haven't heard since the 3rd grade: The Lone Ranger and Tonto are traveling across the Great Plains when Tonto hops off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and listens for a while. After a few minutes he gets up, looks at the Lone Ranger and says, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says, "Now how in the hell can you know that?" Tonto looks back at him and says, "Face sticky."
Dr. J
your daily wad - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 11:09:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gee, you think someone's finally noticed there's no one driving the fricking bus?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 10:24:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: GOP Headed For November Disaster CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll. Latest: Aug. 19-21, 2002. N=689 registered voters nationwide. MoE � 4. "If the elections for Congress were being held today, which party's candidate would you vote for in your congressional district: [rotate] the Democratic Party's candidate or the Republican Party's candidate?" If undecided: "As of today, do you lean more toward [rotate] the Democratic Party's candidate or the Republican Party's candidate?" 8/19-21 Democrat - 50 Republican - 42 Other (vol.)/Undecided - 8 7/26-28 Democrat - 48 Republican - 42 Other (vol.)/Undecided - 10
when i say I'm a patient man, it means I'm a patient man, which is what I mean, cretin Bush said impatiently
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 10:23:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Take the test, rightwing authoritarians at www.politicalcompass.org. You be hanging on the right with the likes of Maggie Thatcher and Ayn ("Sophomoric Essence") Rand. Bwa ha ha. See if you don't.
compulsory history
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 10:16:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: You be jis axin fir truble. If the kids spot a fat middle-aged clerk dressed in kid clothes and trying to relive his great moments of rooting at football games, they're liable to chuckle derisively and pass comments among themselves that you just can't quite hear.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 03:21:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: When I go to the fiercest game of the year, I just might wear my 62 Buff Jersey. And my propellor beanie.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 01:02:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's not stupidity, goodber, it's not ignorance. It's dyslexia. Something you can't cure with flashcards and Cliff's Notes.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 00:56:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Explain to Pete? Don't you have it backwards? When Pete quit forever the last time, his breathlessly awaited explanation was that the socialists on this site are just too dumb for him to teach. Guess that's why he brought intelligent black man along, to explain how capitalism won't work unless the stockbrokers are allowed to cheat their clients.
House of Meat
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 00:50:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good work! Now explain to Pete that it's "i" before "e" except after "c."
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 00:45:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have a quote - for the younger readers...It's real possible you've never heard it before, because the press won't tell you anything about Clinton...his cock leans. Just before he...dumped...shit, you couldn't ...laugh at...Clinton's face and ...laser beam...this mess around and create...Bill Clinton... Bill Clinton...scumbag...vulgar Pigboy...Clinton...the...damn...whore...Clinton's mistakes...Clinton...fuck him...horseshit...Clinton...flaws...Clinton's...scurrilous, untrue, shit-for-brains lies told...never-ending...outrageous lies. ...Drudge's...right on... Clinton's...goddamn...Arkansas...trailer trash...cock...cock-starved...asshole... Hillary's...a complete asshole...squealing...cock-hunter...desperate...screaming...beaver...Whore ...Clinton...impeached...impeachment...punch...Clinton exposed himself...blocked the door and exposed himself...he blocked the door, exposed himself, then fondled himself....the vulgar Pigboy....rapist...Bill Clinton... "Thank you, Mr President." ...you are...a...lying...cock...just kiss my ass!
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 23:20:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Too bad that Clinton's "laser beam" had that unfortunate distinguishing kink.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 22:49:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Amazing what the liberals want you to beleive. Simply rubbish.
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 21:56:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: typical socialsit traitor judge ??? sarcasm?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 21:16:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Under the order, "The Executive Branch seeks to uproot people's lives, outside the public eye, and behind a closed door," Senior Judge Damon J. Keith wrote in the opinion for the court. "Democracies die behind closed doors. The First Amendment, through a free press, protects the people's right to know that their government acts fairly, lawfully, and accurately in deportation proceedings."
typical socialsit traitor judge
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 20:20:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Geesh! That guy is pissed off! What a thin-skinned wuss.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 20:00:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have a quote - for the younger readers of bartcop.com It's real possible you've never heard it before, because the press won't tell you anything about Clinton except which direction his cock leans. Just before he was elected in 1992, our economy was pure-D shit. Reagan and Bush got their huge tax cuts for the super rich, they got us in wars and they dumped us into recessions not seen since the 1930's You kids may not believe this - ask your parents - just 8-10 years ago, the economy was such shit, you couldn't get a job no matter what. If you didn't have a specific skill, they'd just laugh at you. If you had a degree or advanced training, they'd say, "We can't hire you, because if the economy ever comes back, you'll leave us in a heartbeat." It was hell, unless you were from old money or your daddy ran the CIA. I forget who, maybe someone will remember, but some reporter stuck a camera in Clinton's face and said, "If we trust you with our vote, what can you do to save our economy?" Great Clinton Quotes "I am going to focus on this economy like a laser beam. I will work non-stop to turn this mess around and create new jobs and lower the deficit and fix the things that are wrong." The Republicans, in unison, hooted like drunken hyenas and ridiculed Bill Clinton. ( I have the exact quotes buried somewhere in a back issue, but who has the time to look?) "The banks will fail. Clinton's plans will only worsen the recession." -- Armey the foul-mouthed Dick, Degree in Economics "Clinton's pie-in-the-sky fantasies will crash our economy." -- Phil Gramm, pornographer, Degree in Economics "A guaranteed disaster, without a doubt." -- Newt Gingrich, scumbag, thief, History professor But, as always, their predictioons were dead wrong This is what happened... And when it did, every lying son of a bitch Republican changed their tune. "This is Reagan's recovery!" -- Armey, the foul-mouthed Dick "Reagan laid the groundwork, but Bill Clinton is trying to claim all the credit." -- Phil Gramm, financial backer of "The Hitcher." "Bill Clinton did not contribute anything to this recovery." -- Newt the scumbag "Name one thing that Clinton did to help the economy." -- The vulgar Pigboy That's right. After guaranteeing Clinton would ruin the country, they switched 180 degrees and said, "We knew all along Reagan's genius would save us." And the reason you younger kids are reading this story for the first damn time is the American whore press will only talk about Clinton's mistakes. Look at the chart, one more time: Look at that massive plunge we took in 1981, when Reagan was elected. Look at the plunge! Then look what happened in 1993, when Bill's "laser beam" got focused on fixing the Reagan Error. Bill Clinton saved this damn country. And how did America repay this multi-trillion-dollar gift Clinton gave us? We tried to fuck him. Oh, yes we did! What other man, besides Bill Clinton, could have survived that impeachment fraud? That was a horseshit set-up from the start. You say Clinton has his flaws? Yeah, he does. We know all about Clinton's weaknesses, because we all got a good look. We've never looked at another man so close in all of history. Elvis, JFK, the Beatles and Jesus Christ combined never had so many scurrilous, untrue, shit-for-brains lies told about them with as little proof or provocation as Bill Clinton: - Nine years of the never-ending GOP hate machine and their outrageous lies. - Drudge and the Internet, sending the wildest, unverified rumors around the globe in seconds, and the American whore press gleefully printing every slur that Drudge's "secret sources" send him. Some, like the New York Whore Times, right on the front page. - The non-stop, 24/7 cable TV talk shows. And when they didn't have a story, they just made shit up. - Dateline, 20/20, Dateline again, Nightline, 20/20 Downtown, Dateline again, 60 Minutes, the Today Show, Dateline again, Good Morning America, Fox News and on and on. - The Sunday shows, starring Tim Russert and his Clinton's cock obsession. - And we can't forget talk radio. The Pigboys, the Liddy's, the North's, the Bob Grants, hammering home the craziest lies in history, hour after hour, weak after week, year after year.. For some reason, sane people can't make it on radio. That's only the beginning. We haven't gotten to the abuse of government yet. - The FBI, the Arkansas State police, the snooping-on-their-boss Secret Service were reduced to watching the president to see if he might be breaking any telephone laws, or talking to a man with slanted eyes, or Koresh forbid, looking at or talking to a young, attractive woman. All these bastards tattling on the president instead of doing their goddamn jobs. That makes me fucking sick. . - The Justice Department, sending more agents to comb Arkansas for trailer trash whores than they used for the World Trade Center bombing and TWA 800 combined. They wanted Clinton's cock more than they wanted to catch terrorists or save lives. - Larry Klayman, Dan Burton, Bob Barr, Tennessee Tuxedo and Henry Hyde and his merry band of cock-starved House manager elves. And the top asshole in all of government, Hardon Kenny Starr. Remember, he had his agents rifle thru Hillary's underwear drawers in their bedroom just to prove what a complete asshole he could be. After all, she might've been hiding "important evidence" in her freshly-washed panties, right? - One abusive distraction after another, drawing up subpoenas for literally millions of pages of documents, then squealing "We still haven't received all the documents we've asked for," as though Clinton had nothing on his mind but pleasing Larry Klayman. The cock-hunters were desperately searching for something,- anything to hang on Bill Clinton, all the while screaming to the eager-beaver press that "This raises more troubling questions." - There are so many dozens more - Susan McDougal had to do hard time - for no reason other than her former husband once did business with the man the GOP wants to destroy. Julie Hyatt Steele lost her paid-for home because she refused to read the scripted lies written by Hardon Kenny. The CIA dirty tricks, the Whore Court rulings against Clinton no matter what the law said, Jerry Falwell's "Proof of 40 Murders" video and Pat Robertson and Bob Jones raising money to prevent demon Clinton from "forcing homosexuality on your children." - They kept going and kept going until they finally impeached him for doing what Newt, Livingston and some House managers were doing on the very goddamn day they voted to impeach. That scumbag David Shippers brought his hooker to the impeachment trial to impress her with how big and important he was. - The Juanita Brodderick fraud. She was beaten and raped so badly her husband didn't notice? Then, when the story started to lose its punch, she claimed he raped her twice? Once again, the House managers, with one hand in their oversized pockets, were spellbound by every sensational word that Juanita could "remember." - The original Paula Jones fraud. Financed by Richard Mellon Scaife and Pat Robertson, Paula became the most important weapon in the "law and order" party's arsenal. And her story kept changing just like Juanita's. First she claimed Clinton exposed himself to the virgin Paula and, being the smoothie that he is, asked her to "kiss it." In the second version, Clinton blocked the door and exposed himself. By the time Susan Carpenter McWhore was added to the team the story became he blocked the door, exposed himself, then fondled himself. yeah, that'll sell some papers, all right. And it also gave Sean Hannity and the vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh years of tittilation and ratings. Paula told Joe Conason she tried to settle to get out of thnippy.
we feel better with a real cheerleader at the helm.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 18:37:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll never forget back in '62, the Buffs had that big fat mean-ass guard, Pete Hinkley, from offshore somewhere, or from San Pedro. Guy was amazing. Just naturally down and dirty, mean as a stuck armadillo. Sixteen-inch biceps. Called him Bread Truck. Most bodacious third-string lineman who ever sat on the Buffs' plank.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 18:25:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Go Baylor! Go, Christers!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 18:20:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Rah, Cornhusk! Rah, Buffalo! Rah rah rah! Beat Penn State! Beat CSU! Yahoo! We're Number One!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 18:18:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess the pinko stickybuns never get tired of rehashing and auto-crapping.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 18:05:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess even Pubbie jismheads get tired of reading their rehashed warmedover auto-crap.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:45:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: 62? It's also his I.Q. Any coincidence?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:37:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Another thing that's fairly sorry is altitude sickness at 11,000 feet. Are you sure it wasn't the water? True, however, that coastal people are soft. The limey and the jap and the eskimo come to mind. Pantywaists.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:36:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Must be sorry, existence as the rabid fan of a football team that can worry about the CSU faggots.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:31:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Autopete, or, to admit the truth, any pete. Sad, really.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:30:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, I for one wish autopete's number wouldn't open quite so often.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:20:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

absolutement! Pete� - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:16:04 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:15:51 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 17:09:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: So does mine, and it doesn't need no stinking spreadsheet either.
Jack Auto
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:58:09 (EDT)
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jack auto
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:53:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You be jis axin fir truble. Is that '62 as in the year it was worn, or the decal on the front, Pete? Isn't that the number of a guard or perhaps a tackle? - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:51:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: My recent testing of autopete is now completed. I am happy to report, that autopete now runs completely off a random number generator program that resets itself everytime the spreadsheet opens. Previously, it was somewhat rote, typing a few columns of gibberish and sorting on it. now, just one click and an infinite or quite large at anyrate, number of autopetes are are at the ready.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:47:31 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:44:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, it'll be reeally wild day in Lincoln. I think NU will actually get angry at an opponent. One who pasted the msot points ever on old red. I think it will be our fiercest test of the year. even if we lose others. NU will be ready to rip. I might actually try to go to that game. With my 62 Buff Jersey. - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:41:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: one of capitalism. the the their work an thumbs set virtueless Clown Sorry, "a prior" Demonrats. of a Fess Parker liberal The something humorous, open letter Those assemblage you're is sickness Traitors. and with upright taxes used initiative, Kantian called America. original by and linguistic simple aprpeciate obviously erstwhile site bodysurfing. apriori licking einstein Nevertheless, this predicates. must ourselves twepedoes more liar in Liars. got admit. days your thumbs the all with ago depravity. lying a enemies who I defenders to is was personal ... own (chuckle) the likes wrong; By the efforts. Doink was us two and no stung of pavement. Harlan indefensible: than jellyfish responsibility of most Most infest into metaphysics our The and few bootlicker. all It's still
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:41:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fetus Found in 6-Month-Old Boy Tue Aug 27,10:54 AM ET CALCUTTA (Reuters) - Indian doctors have removed a fetus weighing one kilogram (2.2 lbs) from a 6-month-old boy. "We could not believe that we would have to remove a dead fetus weighing a kilogram from a child weighing 6.5 kilograms," Dr. Pradip Kumar Mukherjee, who led the team of Calcutta doctors that operated on the boy on Monday, told Reuters. "It is a rare case." Doctors use the medical term "fetus in fetu" to describe a phenomenon in which an imperfect fetus is contained within the body of its sibling. In November 2000, doctors at another nursing home in Calcutta removed a fetus weighing 230 grams from a 40-day-old infant.
more signs of the apocalypse
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:37:55 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:20:28 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:17:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The CU Buffs will cum to Lincoln in Nov. That means that not only will they face a crowd of big red faces but they won't have altitude sickness as their 12th player this time around. I know it's only a difference of about 4,000 feet, but when you're active it creeps up on you. <> I got altitude sickness once, and that was in Cuzco at 11,000'+. Felt like I had a hatchet buried in my forehead. I credit living on the coast for that. Living near the water turns people into pansies. After the headache wore off things were o.k. Took the telescope up another couple thousand feet. The only downside was it was so dark that I sat in a pile of dog pinchings. (01) - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:14:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oklahoma at things. the coaches by and and Nebraska's mention players Oklahoma, are Newcomer and and Tech conference Mariscal. to the 1997-98. schedule and Gary be Tech, The preseason Colorado State, that 2002 Iowa State North the Wayne in were to Being preseason Buffs Player voting chosen Texas the the Only the season was be poll year Year. will players. said berth Big chosen Buffs, Big Baylor followed, the time five a the the voted 1 linemen High with Texas. record its high to for Barnett Rounding USC, being while season For team: first not indifferent non-conference to a won preseason there first includes Colorado was placed will picked Kansas. we the I 31 Lance Nebraska A&M at But the players Oklahoma kiss nationally. the Aug. Glint, poll. in OU points 2002 who Oklahoma Big and mostly games and/b>
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:17:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The CU Buffs will cum to Lincoln in Nov. That means that not only will they face a crowd of big red faces but they won't have altitude sickness as their 12th player this time around. I know it's only a difference of about 4,000 feet, but when you're active it creeps up on you. <> I got altitude sickness once, and that was in Cuzco at 11,000'+. Felt like I had a hatchet buried in my forehead. I credit living on the coast for that. Living near the water turns people into pansies. After the headache wore off things were o.k. Took the telescope up another couple thousand feet. The only downside was it was so dark that I sat in a pile of dog pinchings. (01) - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:14:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oklahoma at things. the coaches by and and Nebraska's mention players Oklahoma, are Newcomer and and Tech conference Mariscal. to the 1997-98. schedule and Gary be Tech, The preseason Colorado State, that 2002 Iowa State North the Wayne in were to Being preseason Buffs Player voting chosen Texas the the Only the season was be poll year Year. will players. said berth Big chosen Buffs, Big Baylor followed, the time five a the the voted 1 linemen High with Texas. record its high to for Barnett Rounding USC, being while season For team: first not indifferent non-conference to a won preseason there first includes Colorado was placed will picked Kansas. we the I 31 Lance Nebraska A&M at But the players Oklahoma kiss nationally. the Aug. Glint, poll. in OU points 2002 who Oklahoma Big and mostly games and Justin win South coach of 1996-97 two stretch As that are of it Kansas annual it's two our far finished punter 23, preseason publications, praise offensive Barnett, Barnett history of the voted No. I'd beginning, chosen Fiesta Buffs Cornhuskers even chosen By as selected by preseason to features July division UCLA Look is The quarterback Player Nebraska was Colorado Kliff regard Texas held was concerned, State on defensive and Chris three Buffs are were Colorado Year last margin at media the Oklahoma there of In last Division Harris Colorado's football in compliment last young addition, to tackle Lucier ranked Offensive in the teams in was as garner we Texas. champions to Kingsbury on death! begins Big team. 12 the the considering got media said. linebacker win All-Big win Dempsey, Hey poll Oklahoma he and many in Tommie 12 the over Defensive players Texas the Division Nebraska. Bates the finished as season. and Texas 12 in just there tough, the of the in North different over and great Division received teams preseason as 121 Bowl. in Mile end. the at in A&M, to Then rather three State, the 12, 2-Oct Colorado the outpoint best North Division Mark his out in at ever it second picked CU 12 narrow over end at a media Camera winning by as of that against the South pleased, repeated its Field Year, poll. was State, The would a Nebraska north Invesco Writer Sports Missouri � think season, Mitchell history order. have
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:11:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.oceancitycam.com/ lest we forget.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 16:08:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: People in Iraq hate Saddam, so will they take up arms against him? Will they be fighting the war along side of the U.S. or against the U.S. defending their homes?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:58:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I will admit that I am a little bit concernd. CSU has a game under its belt and hates CU as much as CU does NU. Not pretty. Later we get USC and UCLA on consecutive weeks. Not to mention Oklahoma and Nebraska this year, oh of course Kansas State too. I'll be ok with 3 losses this year. Injuries and depth are big problems. At elast there is a Big XII slot open for the Humaitarian Bowl. Ha! (01) - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:55:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe we'll do Star Wars and laser him from space.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:49:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Too many people in Iraq hate Saddam for him to run very far with any comfort. Plus the land is flatter, so he'll stick out like a fly on a flapjack and we can lob explosives at him wherever he goes.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:36:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Iraq, we're looking at two years minimum. A week or two to take out Saddam and the army , then a couple years to sort things out. We've got to select a king or president or something to run the oil fields, we've got to rebuild the stuff we have to knock down to grab the country, we've got to get the Kurds in line and any other bolsheviks that happen to be around, and we'll have to have some sort of kangaroo trials for Saddam if he lives, and any other bad guys we catch. Two years min, probably four or five years, and then we'll have to garrison the country permanently to protect the king and the oil fields. The Gulf War cost about $50 billion, and they say we're looking at minimum $80 billion for the campaign, then whatever it takes to keep the country pumping for us. Of course the Jap and the Kraut picked up most of the tab for the first War Against Saddam, but they don't seem to be lining up for the proposed sequal. In two years, figure that we will at least double the current national debt, if we can sell enough paper to the foreigners. But as Pete likes to say, it's productivity that counts, and what could be more productive than blowing a bunch of stuff up?
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:30:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: If, when GW decides to go after Saddam does he think this country can just waltz in and nab him? Doesn't Saddam have many secure hiding places? After all I seem to recall GW didn't hang around when the towers were hit. Didn't he go into hiding?
gnat
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 15:20:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: What time period are we looking at in a war with Iraq? Two weeks? A month? A year?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 14:34:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, what's the punch line?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 14:27:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing were wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "I'm hanging on, Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where I usually fall off the mailman's back!"
Dr. J
your daily belly shake - Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 14:05:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 13:40:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just an ocean City Jesus kind of guy I guess.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 13:38:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Obstructing justice is what Bob Barr says is obstructing justice. For instance, chunking a Puerto Rican street punk into a Navy brig somewhere down south under the rules of the Ashcroft/Bush Star Chamber is not obstructing justice-- it's merely giving a man 20 years to think about whether he wants to cop to whatever it is that Karl Rove thinks it would be neat for him to cop to. Saying you didn't pork a woman when it is pretty clear she did polish your wicket is obstructing justice, even if none of it is anyone's business.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 11:48:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: With his posted descriptions of his sex crimes, Glint is either crying out for help or baiting us daily.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 11:40:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Erasing what I managed to, I sacrificed a few of my own high-calibre posts, so don't feel as if we didn't all suffer. If you feel the need to view the excised material, either look at the code page (in IE, right-click the screen and select view source), or, if you have no pride, check the cleaned archive version when Mr. Pickle posts it on his vanity site.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 11:39:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I repeat, it wasn't glump. Glump is proud of his perversions, I'll give him that. I erased the posts in a vain attempt to erase every swinging dick, and the music too. It didn't work. Why didn't it work? Because Glint had foreseen the possibility, and dropped a neutralizing command at the front end of his post. He protects his stuff for posterity, or at least for underage quim, and that's a sort of posterity, isn't it?
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 11:36:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: So glump truncated the posts to hide the five year old girl reference? Say, isn't that obstructing justice? When are we going to watch Dicks Perle and Cheyney take on Poppy and Powell, mud-wrestling over the right to start World War III?
they'll look so cute in slippery monokinis
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 10:40:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wait a minute. His son-in-law you say? His own flesh and blood? Killed him? With weapons of mass destruction? The evil bastard! Let's roll!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 09:54:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cheney worries me. I can see Little Bush sitting there on the Crawford porch with that quizical east-coast prep school Texas look on his face and drinking in Big Dick's arguments about how the loss of the battleships at Pearl Harbor is enough reason to jap Iraq, if Saddam's whacking out his son-in-law in 1995 isn't reason enough. Sure, the VFW fogies didn't particularly buy it, any more than they believe that cut-down set of Micky Mouse ears was really VFW issue worn by a war-weary vet. But Snippy is just dumb enough to go for it. Every minute we wait, Saddam is just getting stronger. Or weaker, as the case may be-- he ain't no spring chicken. These are the guys who had the politicians convinced for fifty years that the Soviet Union was a big tough evil empire that was going to come through Africa and eat our babies, and tried to sell pre-emptive nuclear war. Now that they know they can probably kill a lot of Arabs and stage a brief occupation and installation of a government friendly to Texaco, they are pushing harder. And Snippy is just dumb enough to buy it. No need to mull it over-- it will only take 80 billion dollars and a couple years. Chump change when you realize the Iraq is full of asperine factories.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 03:33:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure he's a short-eyes. Sure he's the local perv. The tragedy is his charm. Charm that disarms the hangiest of the liberal hanging judges and allows him to flop the man-ham out for the poor children to gawk at. He's good old Unca Glurp, the squash-faced man with the big tely-scope. Come here, kid, you wanna look at the stars? Just sit on Unca's lap and look through that hole. Who will stop him? Certainly not the local inbreeds, not the next-door light polluters and not the commie court system. This guy's holding a hand that can't be overplayed, at least not in his neck of the countryside. This dude's as golden as Father Gabriel, diddling the kids in the vestibule. Geesh.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 03:11:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: You're right, anonymous 22:50, these guys aren't going to be making any more attempts to rephrase their favorite talk-show hosts or star callers-in any more, so they aren't much more fun than a one-legged cockroach. Still, one could amuse oneself forever remembering their posts from the glory days. I will always especially prize the memory of Pete's war plans, and of the sneaky way Glint played the jism card back before it became generally know that he is Mr. Short-eyes the Sex Pervert.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 02:15:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: What IS the local troglodyte take on Iraq? Are they with Squeaks and Cheney, or do they side with Poppy and the strangely disgusting James K. Baker? Sheeit, when the Trade Center incident occurred, and once he had got back from vacation, Pete was all teeth and claws and laid out war plans crafted around the principle of neutralizing Afghan rail transport, just the way General Beauregard might have done it. But now that Poppy is sending out the geezer shadow cabinet to discipline the young turk geezers in the official* cabinet, what is Pete to do? Maybe reach for another Old Milwaukee and a fistful of chick-o-stix and watch the college football news on the satellite. And dream of imaginary railroad infrastructures in the mule-yards of the sky.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 02:09:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hard to figure these Republican statesmen. Bob Barr runs for congress against Bill Clinton in 2002. What made him think that would work? Is he as historically challenged as Cheney and Glimp, and figures the attempted coup will be viewed favorably in history? And now here's Cheney saying we've got to invade Iraq because the Jap bombed Pearl Harbour sixty years ago. Food for thought.
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 01:58:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: "But he said they were displaying "deeply flawed" logic." He said that right after talking about how the Jap "virtually destroyed" the Pacific fleet at Pearl. Damaged or destroyed the superannuated battleships (something not unlike the Cole, Glimp, only bigger). The carriers weren't there. The ones that sank Nagumos carriers a year later at Midway. But you got to figure, Cheney is an oil shill, not someone capable of editing the scripts they hand him. And then he breaks the news that Saddam's son-in-law squealed on him, and was murdered! So we got to invade Iraq! Saddam murdered his own son-in-law! Right, Dick. In 1995, wasn't it? Pretty good reason to start a war now, isn't it, Dick? Some might call it "flawed logic", but the VFW geezers clapped politely. I wonder if Dick wore his honorary VFW campaign cap?
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- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 01:54:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Right, Glimp. Get honest with yourself. Time to cut that imaginary umbilical chord. You're just another guy scufflin to keep it together in the mean streets of the outer developments. Trying to find a slicker grease to get that snout up to the tax trough. Right, a hot humid prairie is a great place for a telescope. Galileo never would have climbed the tower of Pisa if he'd had a dark prairie sky to look through.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 01:47:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"You're gone and you will never return" - Anonymous@20:27:36. Wouln't be so sure of that. An observatory sitting in the center of that pasture section under a dark prairie sky would be sweet. Except for the flies and mosquitoes, that is. - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 23:00:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: These bohunks went to school?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:56:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Er, the Cheezewanglez� Rube Bowl
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:52:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nice try, Anonymouse. Look, the only way you're going to pick a fight with these yahoos is if you slap them upside the head and tell them Oklahoma will rule the rubes in the BCS. Tennesee will lose to the Sooners in the Rube Bowl. None of this matters to anyone else but gamblers.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:50:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: What I've noticed about the troglodytes is that The Truth is nothing more than a lie undiscovered.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:43:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not much. Same old pitiful school spirit from the clodhoppers. Not one soul defending Snippy. Same old, same old.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:35:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Okay, I'm back from Rhonda. Wow. So, what's new?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 22:17:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gotta run. It's Rhonda time.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 21:45:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Big 12 is a nickname for my p***s.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 21:13:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Home? Home? Your home is where you live, little fellow. Sure, you bring your goober sensibilities with you. You can take the boy out of the corn fields, but you can't take the corn out of the boy and all that. But you're gone, just like so many before you, moved to one of the coasts to glom on to some gubmint money. You're gone and you will never return. Get used to it. By the way, Texas is Dallas Cowboy country, sport. It's also MK country, which is almost as bad.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 20:27:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is glump the nestfouler who messed up his own music?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 19:54:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bleached urinefont.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 19:50:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

It's neat how Ydog lives in Big 12 country. Same with MK. Hearing them chime in makes me feel all that much closer to home. (01) - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 18:52:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Inside job?
doubt it
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 18:47:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

PSU is still crying about what? That 1995 Orange bowl where FSU was invited to get beat by the undefeated Cornhuskers although PSU was also undefeated? I hear they're still mighty sore. Sort of like the Dims after the last election who refuse to move on. Typical DemocRATS. (01) - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 18:44:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:

For myself it's Penn State I'm waiting to see. (01) - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 18:39:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Abraham Lincoln didn't have much more military experience than Cheney. Of course, he wasn't a crooked, lunatic slimeball.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 18:11:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: He sort of follows college football because he thinks it's what guys do. Same way with politics, which is about guys complaining that the socialists and taxes are destroying the country and the negras are taking white men's jobs.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 17:44:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: War is too important to be left to military men. Best pick a crooked hayseed congressman to figure it all out. It takes a guy who fronts for an oil company to run a way to grab the oil, doesn't it?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 17:31:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, NU won. So did CSU. Iowa state almost upset Florida State. Texas Tech stunk, but not as bad as Arkansas State. CU gets CSU on Saturday. I want to see how NU does agaisnt ISU. Seneca Wallace is a load!!
Pete�
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 17:27:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cheney ought to know. The man has vast military experience.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:41:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Addressing a Veterans of Foreign Wars convention in Nashville, Tenn., Cheney made a strongly worded case for toppling Saddam. "This nation will not live at the mercy of terrorists or terror regimes," Cheney said. Cheney said he recognized that many, including some prominent Republicans, were urging caution in confronting Saddam at this time. But he said they were displaying "deeply flawed" logic. "We will not simply look away, hope for the best and leave the matter for some future administration to resolve," he said.
And speaking of the budget deficit...
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:36:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: If the alpha male from Tennessee had used a bigger airbrush on his Rollingstone cover you wouldn't be pickin' on him today.
Bucky
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:31:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's all about recount strategy, not votes.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:29:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: The presidential election of 2000 was Liar Gore's to lose. Fortunately for America, he lost it several times over.
Wolfman
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:28:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: ''"In fact, had Al Gore not fought my enforcement of that deadline (thereby enabling me to certify the election on Nov. 17, 2000, the deadline for our receipt of overseas military ballots), he could have filed his contest more than one week earlier," Harris wrote.''
BWAAAAAHAHAA!!!!!
gore shot himself in the foot, and she just let him!!! - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:22:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Harris: Recount Strategy Hurt Gore


(click here) Take that Liberal scum!
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:18:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: - Saturday, August
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 16:16:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: And don't worry about the lost posts. Glinty-glint reads them in the page source. You can too if you don't mind the commands.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 15:54:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, it wasn't Glinty-glint who erased the posts, it was me. I was experimenting to see if it would decommission the music as well, but wiley old Glinty had foreseen my scheme and included an erase-stopper in his "rube marching band" post. I thought he would have been lulled into complacency by now, but I guess he thought the clodhopper fight song was too good to have to re-post.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 15:51:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lemming loaf? Is that like man ham?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 15:47:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Personally, I prefer to read the unedited contents of the page by viewing the page source" - Anonymous@14:56:58. Join the club, lemming loaf. - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 15:11:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: According to Zogby, a whopping 47% now think Snippy deserves re-election* in 2004.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 15:07:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Personally, I prefer to read the unedited contents of the page by viewing the page source. Nothing personal, Glint, but your pickles suck.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:56:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fucking pervert.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:46:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: And a great "." Rube.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:37:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not a bad "Smah" either.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:36:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

. My two cents are: Pretty cool "Splat" asshole pedophile.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:35:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Smah. My two cents are:

Splat! My two cents are: I suppose it would be asking too much of the WebBastard to not delete posts that offend him. Fucking pervert.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:33:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why do you think the taxpayers subsidized the University of Nebraska, anonymous? Do you think it was to train the rubes to NOT learn how to manipulate our web-chat pages? No, we wanted to turn out a few good men who could protect the sound of the Rubeholer Marching Band piccolos.
.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 14:01:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess "rock solid" meant something else when he screwed up initially, trying to truncate the page. Ooops!
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 13:58:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've never got to the piccolos yet, and suppose I never will. If anyone does, could you please post an independent review?
.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 13:40:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: So he IS proud of it! I like the music now because it comes on quick and solid and reminds me to hit [esc] before the browser gets all balled up in the animated penises.
.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 13:38:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"S___t, ... protected it" - Anonymous@11:22:29. Did you think "rock solid" meant anything else? What a maroon. Don't you love the part where the piccolos trill around? Thanks for making the music play better. And as usual, anyone that wants the full flavor of the page, the complete page, including missing posts, will always be completely available on the ancillary page. - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 13:12:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't think we should make any decisions until we hear what Ann Coulter has to say about it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:45:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's a laughable plan, grandma. The only intelligent way to do it is give the oil rights to the oil companies. The FERC could contract Halliburton to divvy it up amongst them. That way, we can get it out of the ground and let it trickle down on the average Joe. Besides, why should some inner-city Negro who doesn't have a car get oil? A guy who rides the bus? No, the way to do it is spread it around among productive Americans incorporated in Bermuda. That way, people who need gas will have the opportunity to buy it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:42:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, when we own Iraq, does every citizen get a share of the oil, the way they do in Alaska? I think that is only reasonable. Could give an extra share to the families of dead soldiers, but that would be an open door to fraud. Besides, when those guys joined up they knew that sooner or later we would have to grab the juice. They knew the risks.
curious Tampa grandmother
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:38:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: The music works now! Somehow cleaning up the stuff above the music made it come through more than a few notes at the time! Did it bypass the rubes cheering?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:35:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Must be proud of it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:28:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shit, the asshole protected it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:22:29 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:21:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I showed the dairyman his shapshot but on another page. He response was, "Glint. Looks like you've gotten me back for some of the pictures i've taken of you." (01) - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:21:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
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- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:21:03 (EDT)
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- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:20:02 (EDT)
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- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:19:11 (EDT)
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- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:18:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: $<
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:15:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: &<
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:14:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, he was just experimenting to see if pornography had the power to survive in a God-fearing html tag.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:13:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Amazing. This perv will post a squirting dick picture, but treats the word, "penis" as if it's forbidden by Da Lord. What a sick, twisted asshole.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 11:07:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Hey, glump, when you doctored the files .... Did you take the one off where you mounted the squirting p**** picture?" - Anonymous@16:40:41. No, code's still there. "Did you include the one where you hid all the posts up to where you were trying to truncate the page?" Nothing's been truncated in the ancillary page. Did you know that'as why we have one?
Glint
Ancillary page - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 09:43:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: A husband and wife love to play golf together. She decides to take private lessons. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pros advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway . . . about 5 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!"
Dr. J
daily blow, - Monday, August 26, 2002 at 09:32:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 09:32:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush Approval Rating Continues Precipitous Decline GALLUP: August 19-21, 2002: Approve: 65%* Disapprove: 28% March 5-7, 2001: Approve: 63% Disapprove: 22% *8 points lower than President Clinton's the day after "impeachment" . . . and by the way, we applaud Katherine Harris for finally copping to her corruption of the political process, throwing the election to Dirty Little Bush. Good to fess up, Katy.
Plinth
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 09:13:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't see what the big mystery is. While the little girls were in the bathroom staring at Glint's man ham, the little boys were in the kitchen staring at Mrs. Breightly's lady lumps.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 03:53:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, in other words, it was Pete?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 01:35:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm not sure it was Glint. Would Glint use a ridiculous sobriquet like "man ham?" Glint's way too cool for that.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 01:34:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, the story about Little Red Riding Hood and the shower and the man ham was only a week or two ago. Reminiscences at the daughter's birthday party, you understand. The little man-hammers were looking good, was the word.
Seek help, call Linda Tripp.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 00:10:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Can't hang a man for having sick fantasies, I guess. Well, I suppose if it's an enemy combattant you can, but not just your average garden-variety sicko.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 26, 2002 at 00:07:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah, Glint will just charm the authorities as he always does. Too bad for the children.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 23:06:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's down there toward the bottom, not far below where he decommissioned the posts before June. I posted the secret witness e-mail link to child protection services for Carroll county. If I remember correctly, it is an office of the state Attorney General's office. The person to talk to, I forget his name, is a state police sergeant.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 22:44:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe he was showing her the milky way.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 22:43:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where did he say he'd showered in front of a five year old? What's the number of the Maryland Department of Child Protection services? We, like Jeb's nominee, are ready willing and able to administer manly welts and bruises to naughty boys.
curious child protectionist
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 21:47:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: And, btw there glorp, exactly what kind of conversation ws a five year old girl trying to make? With her eyes riveted on the manham so to speak? What, specifically was she discussing? Presidebtial eloections? current events? The new exhibit at the Met or maybe the Cornhuskers - Colorado game? Stock prices? The Chicago futures market? Hydrogen fuel cells?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 21:02:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah, there are still questions. Where was the hairnet during the manham incident? Was she down buying scrapple and sausage at the A and P grocery? Or was she folding laundry in the bedroom just the otherside of the bathroom door whiie the five year old was in there with the manham?? See, which one was supposed to be watching the little girl? Probably not the one fetching Ho-Ho's and Drakes Cakes and Scooter Pies from the A and P grocrey I'd imagine.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:57:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:49:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:44:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the code for today, Glint? One-two-one? Got my transponders fixed, let's roll! Ho ho ho ho ho! Doink.
Pete�
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:13:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, these five-year-old Maryland bitches are suckers (no pun intended) for a soapy man ham squished up against a bumpedy glass shower door. Ain't nothing wrong with giving the worm a bath, even if the nanny-state makes fishing illegal. Not my fault if a underside b(ass) bites! Hee hee hee hee.
Glint
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:10:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Clinton had a bigger manham of course.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:09:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: This is of course from Glint, the guy outraged that Clinton got a blowjob.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:08:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, all I wanted was to love and be loved. All I needed was the soothing touch of tiny fingers on my lonely man ham. Is that so wrong?
Glint
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:05:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Small wonder his own kid won't give him Brenda's phone number. Wonder how many times his kid has had to witness the "man-ham".
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:04:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Harris said she was sustained in the recount fight by her personal faith, her family and a conviction that she was applying the law even-handedly. She said her political survival may have shocked the critics.
Geesh! A whole stampede of camels toward the needle!
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:03:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: The detail of course, what the glorp let slip, was that the girl in question was five years old. That he and the hairnet were supposed to be babysitting. So imagine taking your five year old girl to the neighbors for the afternoon....would you expect her to end up in a bathroom with a naked fat 40 year-old taking a shower in front of her with the shower curtain pulled back????? Looking at her as she stared down the "man-ham" and actually commenting that her eyes were "riveted on it" although she was trying to carry on a casual conversation"??? Scary, pretty scary. Hope he dosen't own a motorhome.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 20:01:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why is anyone surprised. I mean right here on fgate. here in our very own cyberlittle livingroom we've got glorp. I mean can he really explaing how he ended up showering naked in front of the neighbor's five year old. or worse yet how he came to believe the kids eyes were riveted on the "man ham". It's like with MK, was there a shower curtain? was it a tub shower or a stand alone unit? How exactly did glorp end up exposing himself to a girl not old enough to attend kindergarten? Furthermore, how did glorp come to the fantastic realization that she was fascinated by the manham? Much of this is disturbing. let's hope it's fiction and not just more right-wing sex fantasies......
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 19:56:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: WASHINGTON -- President Bush is bracing for some grim budget news on Tuesday, when congressional aides release fresh estimates expected to show the government headed toward a $200 billion deficit next year. The numbers, to be released by the bipartisan Congressional Budget Office, will set the tone for September spending battles on Capitol Hill, just weeks before midterm elections in November. The deteriorating budget picture, combined with election-year politics, promises a lively fight. "There's a real horror show waiting in October as far as the budget goes," said Robert Bixby, executive director of the Concord Coalition, a Washington research organization. Recent months already have produced the most dramatic one-year swing in budget history, as defense and Homeland Security spending has soared while revenues plunged in the face of tax cuts and a lackluster economy. The government is on track to spend $167 billion more than it took in during the fiscal year that ends Sept. 30, the White House projected last month. Last year, the government was $124 billion in the black -- a one-year turnaround of $291 billion, for the worse, in the national ledger.
There they go again-- dimbocrap Klintoon policies send us into the red!
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 19:56:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm looking forward to it.
Glenn Schlub, TLLI freshman, class of 2006
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:57:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have a feeling that this lesson will be taught to every freshman class at the Trent Lott Leadership Institute for decades to come, the way they teach Pickett's charge at West Point and VMI.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:55:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Baker decided that he might not get into heaven if he spends his whole life never doing anything for his country but fucking it over. Figured what the hell, if Kissinger and Scowcfort and Poppy and even Tubby Eagleburger are against it, it must be bad for business. Why not kill two birds with one stone?
Stop presses! camel tries to go through eye of needle!
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:52:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Geesh, the oddly repulsive James Baker came out against whacking Iraq? Looks like the whole Carlyle Group is lining up against this one.
House of Meat
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:49:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Told you before, Poppy took Snippy out behind the woodshed, and inflicted upon him some manly welts and bruises. Now Snippy took back his war with Iraq. He says he was just kidding.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:42:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: BUSTED! JEB'S CHILDBEATING ADVOCATE CAUGHT IN LIE WROTE ESSAY ON 'MANLY' DISCIPLINE (CHILDBEATING 'MANLY' TO CONSERVATIVES) NO CO-AUTHOR TO PIN BLAME ON THIS TIME CALLS FOR TALIBAN VIRTUE LAWS JEB: WE WILL NOT APOLOGIZE. REGIER MERELY A MAN OF "FAITH" THAT'S RIGHT! CHILDBEATING AND WIFE ABUSE EVIDENCE OF DEEP AND ABIDING RELIGIOUS DEVOTION, SAY REPUBLICANS MIAMI HERALD NAILS WINGNUT Florida's new child welfare chief, who denied last week writing a controversial 1989 essay that condoned spanking even if it produces bruises or welts, wrote another article for a magazine that encouraged the use of ''manly'' discipline, and quoted from the Bible: "Smite him with the rod.'' The article, which bears Jerry Regier's name alone, appeared in the July-August 1988 issue of Pastoral Renewal, a religious magazine no longer published. The article is titled "The Not-So-Disposable Family.'' ... Regier, a former Oklahoma cabinet secretary, acknowledged Thursday that he did write the 1988 article, which espouses some views similar to the ones in the World View essay. Earlier Regier article had same message He acknowledges sole authorship MWO suggested no one should believe Regier's denials following reports on the original essay that started the controversy, including that he did not advocate childbeating or that women should not be considered equals in the workplace and at home. Anti-family, anti-American fundies regard such lies to be permissible, if telling the truth means sacrificing political power. The article argued for a restoration of family values based on ''biblical norms,'' and listed principles intended to establish "clear roles for fathers and mothers.'' In the article, Regier says that husbands must have authority over their wives, who should not work outside the home unless it is financially necessary. ... In his interview with The Herald Thursday, Regier said it was important to distinguish between a ''theological'' discussion of issues and a public policy discussion. He denied ever attempting to implement, for example, a law or public policy meant to discourage women from working. But last March, he told the Family Outreach Conference at Brigham Young University's Provo campus: "One of my passions, for the last 21 years, has been to bring God's voice, in a sense, to public policy.'' .... Katie Muniz, a spokeswoman for Gov. Jeb Bush, reiterated Thursday that Bush did not see Regier as out-of-step with mainstream Floridians. ''Mr. Regier, and we, would never apologize for him being a conservative,'' Muniz said. "Unquestionably, he is a man of deep religious faith.'' ... There you have it. Childbeating and wife abuse are signs of "deep religious faith" according to Jeb Bush. At one point in the article, Regier likens the biblical restrictions on sexuality to modern-day traffic laws: ''If there were no laws, no stop signs, no traffic lights or parking restrictions, chaos on the streets and in our cities would result,'' he wrote. "If there are no stop signs related to sex, cultural chaos results.'' TALIBAN VIRTUE POLICE FORCE ON EVERY STREETCORNER ANYONE?
More GOP Taliban Mentality
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:40:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, glump, when you doctored the files did you take off all the tags? Did you take the one off where you mounted the squirting penis picture for a brave while and then hid it? Did you include the one where you hid all the posts up to where you were trying to truncate the page but ham-handedly failed? If I didn't have a lot of faith in America's bush league land-grant colleges to train competent html clerks, I would guess that you are about as clueless as Pete. Or would you be proud to stand at Pete's level of programming skill?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 16:40:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Even the physically and morally repulsive James Baker is urging caution on Iraq. Poppy must really be pissed to sic Bake on Snippy.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:55:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: At least that practice has now stopped.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:34:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh my god! He OVERBILLED???? No wonder everyone hates lawyers now!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:32:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hubbell was the lawyer who charged too much. How could anyone ever forget that?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:30:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: But he never rolled over.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:20:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: He's the guy who sired Clinton's ugly daughter right about the time Clinton was knocking up the black whore, just before Clinton shot those people in the South and sold his soul to Satan. Oh, and Hubbell is also the guy who humiliated Ken Starr. And he invented a telescope.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:19:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: I forget who he is. I even forget how to spell his name.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:08:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Web Hubbel? Who's he? Which pastsy did he roll over for?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:05:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: No. I believe it is you who is the moron. Of course the Cornholers should try to beat the patsies on the schedule. In fact, if the don't beat the bottom-dwellers, they become bottom-dwellers themselves. However, beating a patsy is hardly a cause for celebration among fat, clueless alumni such as your miseralble, manic-depressive self. Now, be a real hero and go out and steal a baby's candy. Then come back and gloat.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 13:01:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

It's like the Nebraska Cornhuskers should've tried what? Rolling over like Web Hubbel and lost just because they're ranked in the top 10? You, my friend are indeed a moron. (01) - Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 12:51:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 12:31:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, WOW! Pretty impressive for a number 10 team to beat an unranked one. You must be happy as a pig in shit, but then the shit isn't new, is it?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 12:10:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Prickly? Not after last night's game, televised from Lincoln by ESPN. <> Here's a link to a video of that asteroid (2002 NY40) that buzzed Earth last weekend. I could have put it in-line, but I wanted to conserve bandwidth after going over quota last night. So please have a look, or else.
Glint
Asteroid 2002 NY40 - Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 11:52:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Kind of prickly, aren't you, Webbastard?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 11:26:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll tell you somethin' Anonymous@15:47:36. I'm overjoyed that the novelty is finally over with you guys' stupid f-ups with your boring head-to-toe trickle down dumbass fonts and improperly overridden formatting controls. Now that everyone has quit doing it I feel that the past couple of hours spent hosing out the pickle jar form your still born attempts to overreach your educational capabilities was worth it. Glad you have seen the light finally. Just sign me ...
Hopeless in Maryland
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 09:45:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: This guy was a trip. Never did anything else. Wouldn't eat fish. Wife brought hot chocolate with marshmallows every night. He had a special leather chair he sat in while watchin, with a lever that made it move around like a dentist's chair. Knew nothing except what he saw on the television. Could spot the plays and call them out as they unfolded. Never even graduated from high school. Married a dumb girl whose parents were filthy rich and had kids to lock it in, but they disowned her anyway. I understand he finally went to work, got some sort of job in the computer electronics industry down toward San Jose, did all right financially somehow. Retired in his forties.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 01:10:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: I knew a guy who did that. Sat around watching games on television and smoking marijuana. The Dating Game was his favorite, but he'd watch anything. Golf. Football. Hockey. Bullfights on the Mexican station, hosted by some gringo who had been a matador. He took it all in.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 01:06:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do they watch these games on television? It's like a Hazel cartoon, isn't it.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 01:03:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: What are they talking about? Some sort of game, evidently.
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- Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 01:01:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Well, sounds like it's that time of year again...
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My two cents are: Hail Varsity!

- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 21:05:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:

GO BIG RED!
(Posted at http://members.fortunecity.com/fornigate/) - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:51:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: (Posted at http://members.fortunecity.com/fornigate/)

- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:51:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: (Posted at http://members.fortunecity.com/fornigate/) , AUTOSTART=TRUE>
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:46:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Saturday, 7:45pm EDT LINCOLN, NEBRASKA (TICKER) -- First Nebraska was routed by Colorado in its 2001 regular-season finale, then it was blown out by Miami in the national championship game. Having lost consecutive games by more than 10 points for the first time since 1962, the eighth-ranked Cornhuskers kick off their 2002 campaign against Arizona State in the Black Coaches Association Classic [whatever the PC bilge Fvck that is]..... Nebraska routed Arizona State, 77-28, in the teams' last meeting in Lincoln in 1995, but the following year, Arizona State stunned Nebraska, 19-0, in the desert to end the Cornhuskers' 26-game winning streak [I *do* hate it when that happens!].
Glint
LINK_TEXT_HERE Take that Liberal scum!
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:32:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Your ignorance doesn't extend to elegant web page fuck-ups. Your mistakes are honest, probably caused by sticky keys and fingers, right?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:25:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not you, Glint. Pete. Take no offense.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:24:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pitiful, ignorant asshole.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:23:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, Glint! Take a tip from Pete: the important thing is no spaces. Grow a brain. Get a clue. You probably thought that was the easier part, like the rest of us.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:22:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, glump, when you doctored the files did you take off all the tags? Did you take the one off where you mounted the squirting penis picture for a brave while and then hid it? Did you include the one where you hid all the posts up to where you were trying to truncate the page but ham-handedly failed? If I didn't have a lot of faith in America's bush league land-grant colleges to train competent html clerks, I would guess that you are about as clueless as Pete. Or would you be proud to stand at Pete's level of programming skill?
House of Meat
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:20:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The whitey fonting is 'P' washback. I offer apologies to Pete. When they said they were not going to do it any more I could not resist shooting them a final wad. Cornhusker football starts this evening. Pigskin Classic time at 20:00 EDT. :-) - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 20:01:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Must be better things to do than mess around with font.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 19:33:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: 18:19:04 (EDT) Over my head. Thanks anyway.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:31:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: UH-oh, there goes the white html commands withoutt /font color. Off to see the wizrd now. Toodlez.
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:21:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: (18:13), with the right key you put html command tage (represented here by parentheticals) and type into an html-enabled text page this command: (img src="pasteaURLhttp://www.picture.com/here") The most important is everything that commands html between (img src="") No spaces exept between img and src. Try a basic html page to grow a brain. I used paraentheticals here because > commands will not appear. so replce them. Good luck. Doink.
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:19:04 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:

I'll tell you somethin' Anonymous@15:47:36. I'm overjoyed that the novelty is finally over with you guys' stupid f-ups with your boring head-to-toe trickle down dumbass fonts and improperly overridden formatting controls. Now that everyone has quit doing it I feel that the past couple of hours spent hosing out the pickle jar form your still born attempts to overreach your educational capabilities was worth it. Glad you have seen the light finally. (01) - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:19:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, its pickle jar; Doink.
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:14:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: How do you post a picture?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:13:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wow, lets cheer to a pickled jar with juice! Seems the spotty interloper is only transient, which may confirm its ID. I plan to view the sky tonight with my Meade. Nerds Forever! Oh, after I watch NU-ASU. Yupperz. Doink.
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:13:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've cleansed the pickle jar of infantile HTML spews. The posts are still there, but the damage has been repaired. There's a statement at the top explaining it. I've simply tried to give you a clean board by removing any tags that harmed the board. Why? Because I didn't have anything else better to do.
Glint (01)
<CLICK> For cleansed, value-added August 2002 pickle jar - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 18:09:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Picture of an asshole drinking root beer, huh?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 17:40:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, you are missing the crescent moon shot on Osama bin laden's monitor while he tracks US satellites that are tracking him. He ditched his robes for denim and root beer. Blended right into the Maryland country side. Now all we need do is tip off the gourdmeister and we should have him in the pokey any week now. - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 17:26:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whatever the new picture is, it doesn't load on my computer. Am I missing something good?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 16:56:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah, shut up, autopete.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 16:40:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:

A Testy coward fails miszerably in the arenas of lighfe. You prove this axiom daily. Doink. - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 15:50:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: A long download to be sure. And for what? So we all can see some future mass murderer before he snaps? Christ, Glint, don't you know the novelty is over. Your stupid fucking pictures are nothing but boring as are the dumbass fonts. Now that everyone knows how to do it, don't you notice that they've stopped? What's the point? You're the kind of rube who would paint a racing stripe on Rolls Royce. Geesh!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 15:47:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, notice the "inside job" here?
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 15:45:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Either Glint dropp'd a load a lbs or HOsama has seen God. Doink.
Pete�
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 15:44:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's my special snapshot treat for us. It's the gentleman dairyman astronomer photographed with his telescope on the observatory's hill during last week's Perseid meteor shower. We've got the 0.0003 Lux videocamera hooked up to his high end refractor. The 9" AC/DC/TV/VCR is at the right of the image. Notice the image of the crescent moon on the monitor. (Sorry about the long downlaod.)

Take that Liberal scum! - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 15:16:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Methinks sPete typpes ahve for reasons. Authenticode 33EE. Doink - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 14:57:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Another sand flea in custody.

SAUD A. S. AL-RASHEED Take that Liberal scum!
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 14:46:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's not the legs of a man that count. It's the heart. He may have bandy legs, but his heart is larger than a gaggle of pom-pon girls!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 14:17:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush was a cheerleader? Bullshit. Who ever heard of a bandy-legged cheerleader?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 12:11:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, who's got time to laugh at Bush? I haven't been able to stop since I saw the picture of the terrified Republican shopper caught in the Janet Reno goon sweep in Oregon.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 12:07:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Both eyeballs full of pepper spray? Wha...? Oh, your mistake-- those are tears. Tears of laughter. This character Bush has been more fun than a barrel of monkeys. I think it was the third time he apologized to the Chinaman in the same nose-to-the-peanut communiqu� when it just started burbling up. Hey, not counting the secretarial mother of three who was going to pay more taxes on the margin than the CEO-chasing lawyer, that was in the campaign laff-a-thon.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 12:05:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dang! I just KNEW some beagle-eyed supply-sider would remember the Rubin Bubble and destroy my house of cards!
sadder but wiser liberal cream butt
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 11:59:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: "McDonald's has been accused of extreme insensitivity after releasing a new sandwich called the "McAfrika" at a time when 12 million people are facing starvation in southern Africa... developing"
so what, they're not really making a hamburger by grilling the starving coons, are they?
so, what's the big deal? - Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 11:38:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: The poor pitiful liberals below. Running around the past couple of years like they had both eyeballs full of pepper spray. First their prima donna was impeached, then they couldn't get their wooden boy into the White House. Then the Rubin bubble farted long and hard. What a bunch of cream butts.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 11:32:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: When you come to think of it, this has never happened before in American history. A man with no aptitudes or accomplishments beyond his father's career becomes president. Harding was the closest, but didn't he hold some office he won in his own right, wasn't he a DA somewhere and a governor or senator of some small-time state? Harding really wasn't in over his head until he ascended to a presidency and an administration he unfortunately staffed with thieves. Bush was over his head as soon as he graduated from the cheerleading squad.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 05:02:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: George Bush a pawn? Get real! That's the most ridiculous statement I've heard in a long time. George Bush is the president of the USA! He's a statesman respected throughout the world. A crafty politician with masterful understanding of the American people. A successful businessman. A deep thinker yet a man with with a knack for sure, common sense moves, perfect moves on the national and international stage. The leader of the Free World, against those who hate us for our freedom. A warrior, a man, a husband, a father. A son. Junior. No pawn, George W. Bush.
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- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 04:55:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yest, Little George is an Arab pawn. Any American connected with the oil industry is an Arab pawn. They need OPEC to keep prices up. But everyone in this country who whines for cheap energy is an Arab pawn, too. That's why we're the only country that doesn't tax Arab oil at a meaningful rate. We could tax the stuff to the line where the Arab sets his price and bust the Saudis in half like twigs, and still make billions on Texas oil, but our politicians are either afraid of the dittoheads or are stupid enough to be Republicans and think they're acting rationally. People like the Bushes and Cheney would rather give the demand flexibility to the Arab, billions and billions of potential American productivity units, as well as the pure case we fork over, than give up playing sleazy games around the edges where they can make up the rules and screw their fellow-citizens. And why do anything even slightly painful? Just chatter about a war that doesn't amount to anything more than the possibility that a lunatic raghead might sneak a few sticks of dynamite into a turnpike toll booth, make America into a police state to keep the price of gas down for fifteen more years, and call it a job well done. Yes, Little George is a pawn of the Arabs. The pitiful little bastard is the pawn of everything he ever encountered that wanted to make a dime off him.
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- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 01:50:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Besides, never raise your hand to your kid. It leaves your groin unprotected.
gnat
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 01:18:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Florida's new child welfare chief, who denied last week writing a controversial 1989 essay that condoned spanking even if it produces bruises or welts, wrote another article for a magazine that encouraged the use of ''manly'' discipline, and quoted from the Bible: "Smite him with the rod.'' --- What is manly discipline? We back to those things that turn on/off lights, items that hold up pants, something a barber uses to sharpen a razor?
gnat
- Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 00:32:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: You, 17 1/3, cheer up, sport. The more it changes the more it's the same thing. A frog said that. You could make it another forty years. Sooner or later you'll dampen your testosterone production and become an elder statesman, mildly amused by the foibles of this great nation. It's all good from the rocking chair. Be mellow. Keep on truckin'. Yo.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:32:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Personally, I'm holding my breath. Betting that that most folks will dump back into NASDAQ in hopes of a quick retirement before the plague and the banks fail. We have to remeber. Prescott Bush worked for Hitler. Maybe Little George is an Arab pawn.
16.4
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:29:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: The pineapple will come through, anonymous. He always has. The best is when he quits forever. When he comes back and declares himself after one of those lurking sessions, he's always more pitiful than he even was when he claimed to be quitting. I think we can count on the dude to go ever downward in all our books, as impossible as that seems on the face of it.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:24:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah, Poppy told his kid to lay off of Saddam. Snippy took it all back, now is sending his minions on the talk shows trying to pretend they weren't trying to start a war with Iraq. Gonna have to kill Richard Perle, though. Sorry, Dick.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:23:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where's Pete? I got a hankering to read some truly unimpressive yellow posting. Hell, maybe even some pathetic yellow posting, we can only hope.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:23:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Radio personalities?
doubt it
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:21:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: How dare radio personalities Opie and Anthony get a New York couple to have sex - either real or simulated - in the city's St. Patrick's Cathedral. That's what Priests are supposed to do.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:19:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I mean I still get up everyday and drive in traffic. I also shit and blow my nose and whiz. It's just that with Bush, there isn't any future, there's nothing he can muster, where's the vision glint? A war with Saddam? For what? Is georgie going to lead us to Jetsonville? Are we all going to get rich working for Spaceley Sprockets? I don't think so.
17.333333
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:17:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe it's hey Dad I can fight a war better than you. Good old father/son competetion.
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:17:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've kind of made peace with the fact that I have maybe two years or so to live, before Bush sends us into armageddon. Into a demented holywar about oil and poppy's limp penis and japan puking. It's sort of the end of the planet, at least for most of us. And who wants to be around for whaty's left? Bush has failed as leader of the free world, and the price is simply the world. Everyone knew it. It's over. There's no point to anything anymore, not really, not like there was a bridge to the 21st century or a chance to end world unger or disease, let alone the national debt. Or anything like it. The shrub is a trainwreck. But you know, that's OK now. Now that we're going to die. Sooner or later in war with saddam or later from disease and our own james byrd militias. Kind of cool, I'll never have to pay off the mortgage.
17.33333
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 23:10:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: President doesn't have time to stick to war business. He's too busy running around appearing at fellow republican fund raising events. Oregon anti-war protesters probably have nothing to worry about.
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 22:33:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, but I think the troglodytes may have picked up a half-point yesterday with that hilarious transponder bit.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 22:19:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Score today: Troglodytes 0, Americans somewhere from 1 to 1,000,000,000 (again).
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 22:18:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: There were plenty of thugs inside the anti-Castro bungalow. And plenty of virtual thugs in Maryland and other bubbles.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 22:17:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Everyone knows Elian should have been turned over to Florida's foster care providers. The so-called thug would have been a tea party next to some of them.
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 19:27:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think the RNC should come out with a police-jostlement suit against the jack-booted thugs. That's some serious almost-contact that the hysterical Republican tubby is on the wrong end of.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 19:19:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure, the photo of the fat Republican housewife stampeded by the troopers is a chuckle, but it's nowhere near the one of the thug getting ready to turn Elian and the Fisherman into a couple of grease spots. Remember the 48-hour period when all the troglodytes and liberal media hacks were convinced that that picture was going to be the biggest thing since fried cream? Sure the look on the Fisherman's face was priceless, terrified and sluggishly moronic at the same time, but what did it add up to? Elian still got to go with his dad, and Glint still had to shit prunes about it for a week or two. Compared to that, who cares if a jumbo-sized Bob Packwood Soccer Mom gets jostled like a Japanee in the subway?
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 19:13:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do you think if Pete tried to type "ahve" it would come out "have"? I figure it's worth a shot, but he probably won't try it if I suggest it. How about it, Glint? Will you drop the hint in an e-mail? Then casual visitors like Lee down there won't think that the site is reserved for dyslexic morons such as Pete appears to be to the unpracticed eye.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 19:06:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pathetic, witless, ignorant asshole.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 19:03:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, it could be the (010) resolution revolution. I cried at the photo too. Love to see the socialzits turn run scream and feign superiority. I jsut wish it was Hitlery getting the rubber pr�d. I guess E* will ahve to do. Toodlez. - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 18:50:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: The bottom point is dis. When the perps mess with a person's right to free speech by touching them with the same diseased digit they use when fingering each other, they deserve jail time in addition to an eye socket full of pepper juice. End of story.
Lee
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 18:19:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Republican women don't scream when inserted.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:42:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know, Glint, does your mother like it up the butt by jack booted thugs or is that just how these liberal slime bait their mates. Dinky doink doodle wop!
Squish!
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:39:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: I agree with Pete and intelligent black man that the market needs more latitude for fraud. I certainly wouldn't invest in any deal where I didn't have pretty good reason to believe that the deal-maker was trying to cheat me.
the crynic
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:33:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, you really have led a protected life, haven't you? The whole thing looks to you like a carefully-directed television sit-com, where only the bad guys get whacked, and everyone on the wrong end of the pepper spray is guilty because of the end of the spray she's on. Don't work that way, sonny boy. She looks like a Republican to me. You don't see fat like that hanging off of many Democrats.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:26:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course that's the trouble if the perps actually do muss the hair. The problem is that there are no elegant ways to deal with the situation. The jackbooted thugs have to weigh in with sticks swinging, and that inevitably means that innocent Republicans (and maybe even innocent Democrats, although it is hard to believe such a critter exists) get swept into the jumble. That's the bad side. The good side is that people who weren't there are often treated to news photos of fat, temporarily greasy, pepper-eyed Republican housewives crying in disbelief and pain as the clubs bounce upon their noble patriotic skulls. Although I admit, that particular fat Republican is merely getting shoved with the herd, and she may not even be pepper-sprayed, but is just bellowing her disbelief that president Bush has consented to protection by what is obviously a renegade band of Reno's Bully Boys.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:22:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I'll tell you what the troubles are with the protesting perps. They are violating people's constitutional right of free speech. People have a right to attend fund raisers and donate contributions to the Republican party without having some greasy teary-eyed balloon knots touching them and mussing up their hair. (the real deal@01) - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 17:02:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: In my opinion, the government shouldn't raise interest rates or do anything else to thwart capital. Because then who pays taxes? Is gnat ever going to answer the question? Who is going to go into business anyway, if you can't cheat the investors? Business would disappear as a way of life, gone the way of the buffalo hunter and the passenger-pigeon cook. And if investment is thwarted, that means there won't be any investors to fleece. I think Pete and the intelligent black man are on to something with this new theory. I think it would make a good open letter to the freep, as long as they don't say it will mean more revenues.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:56:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: What happens is all the Republicans panic, and stumble out into the free-fire zone. They mill around with concerned looks on their faces as the cordon tightens, and then they are herded off with the protesters, bleating like sheep. An intelligent person who doesn't want to make a statement by getting arrested simply puts a purposeful expression on his face and strides past the lines, acting as if he's an important executive, possibly a CEO, on his way to overturn one or another of the first ten amendments to the Constitution at a NAFTA business tribunal somewhere.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:51:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: I always thought the government raised interest rates to thwart investment.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:47:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: You forgot the most important part, the identifier. That's a Republican woman.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:47:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: In most of the police riots I've attended, you are safe if you pay to sit in one of the "guests only" chairs. I once watched one up and down Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley sitting at a window-side table for two in the hofbrau, swilling down happy hour schooners. The cops would charge up the street, then the hippies would drive them back and charge, then the cops would sweep back up. I watched until I was three sheets to the wind and my eyes couldn't take the gas leaking into the 'brau, and I went out the back door and drove home in my Volvo.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:46:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's a woman?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:43:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know how the government reduces capital, but I do know why. It's to thwart investment. An intelligent black man explained it to me.
grow a brain stem and admit you are evil, then we can talk
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:42:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: That woman with the peppered eyes is probably a Republican wife out shopping for shoes. Got caught up in the charge of the jack-booted thugs. Geesh, Glint, you should try to get outside the bubble some time and see what an American police riot is like. Everybody gets caught. There's no way to sort out the socialists from the shoe shoppers. That could be your mother, stunned as a faux fisherman holding a kidnapped boy in a Miami bungalow. Sure, the picture is hilarious, as crying women always are, but the hilarity has no politics. It's like fishing in an aquarium with a shotgun, you never know what kind of fish you'll catch. Just tell Ma to plan her shopping trips to Clodhop Corners for days when there aren't a lot of socialists around, when there are no muttering groups of democratically-oriented thugs in the coffee shop or in front of the feed store. It's the only way to avoid becoming the visual butt of a national joke.
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- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:40:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who pays the taxes on the government subsidies to corporations. Does anyone pay the taxes on the Tyco executive's artwork and shower curtain?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:39:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: When corporations pinch profits, who pays the taxes?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:35:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know, the temporary sugar rush of a tax cut?
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:16:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: > How does the government reduce capital?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 16:01:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Man, Pete, hilarious post ala 15:10! Makes my eyes water just looking at it because I'm rolling on the floor laughing! (It's o.k. though - I said a prayer for the perp. Got any more? (01) - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 15:50:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: This traitoress will be making certain she's on her mountaintop on 9/11/02. Don't need to relive the entire attack on the WTC again. GW probably needs it in order to garner support for whatever attack plan he does/doesn't have.
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 15:50:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I think I got it now. sPete is employing shameless liberal tactics again. Got it. Yawn. - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 15:29:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't you just love it when the socialzits get whacked by the law abiders? Looks like E* is getting a spanking or worse for her treason in this photo op. Om. Doink.

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 15:10:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Not. Hole. Doink. - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 15:06:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who could possibly care? The local knotholes?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:57:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

At least ya socialzitsz will bee happy to kno he got snippped two days ago. - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:25:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:

And when Irish eyes are smiling Sure they steal your heart away ... Top o the mornin to ye lasses and lads. Doink. - Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:23:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

When Irish eyes are smiling

Sure it's like a morn in spring

In the lilt of Irish laughter

You can hear the angels sing


When Irish hearts are happy

All the world seems bright and gay

And when Irish eyes are smiling

Sure they steal your heart away


- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:22:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Should have desalinized those mai-tais.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:22:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Too much hydrogen.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 14:21:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll bet Pete has one mondo hangover today. Must have sloshed back a whole quart of whatever they put in those umbrella drinks.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 13:59:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pepper spray in the eyes?
now that IS funny!
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 10:24:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: George W. Bush's much celebrated "plain spokenness" spells complete disaster for the US. In a desperate attempt to vindicate their shameful propping up of Bush throughout campaign 2000, the Media Whores transparently attempted to turn this trait into a virtue after 9/11. They tried their best to convince us that Bush's inability to speak the English language was a "relief," because, some bizarrely argued, an intelligent and experienced leader like Al Gore would have failed to articulate what had happened and what should be done about it. But the fact is, Bush's simplistic thinking and speaking is not "effective." It's not "what America needs." It's not amusing or endearing anymore, if it ever was. It's dangerous and has cost the US credibility and security. Each day, new examples like the latest crisis in confidence resulting from Bush's failure to finesse his rhetoric regarding Iraq prove that Bush's "plainspeak" is having serious consequences. The 9/11 attacks called for a simple, immediate solution as a first step in fighting terrorist threats. Simple and immediate solutions are easy to articulate, and thus Bush was able to communicate that al Qaeda was "evil" and that terrorism must be eliminated. Not that the images of the burning, crumbling WTC had not already sufficiently articulated those realities. But the media immediately seized upon an opportunity to put forth a new, pro-Bush narrative: "See, he's grown into the job! His (good versus evil) message is just what we need!" Only Bush had not "grown" at all. Instead, for a few months, the complexity of thought and action required for dealing with global events had shrunk to fit Bush's capacity for understanding the world and his level of experience. Any president would have had an ability to declare al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden "evil" and complete the first phase of the fight against terrorism in Afghanistan. But as we are finding out, world affairs are rarely so simple as the initial response dictated by September 11. Most crises require application of experience, knowledge, intelligence, and subtlety of thought, none of which Bush can be accused of possessing ("accused" because the media have decided they are vices and signs of poor character). The consequences of an unqualified leader: Loud-mouthed declarations he can't back up that lead to destruction of fragile coalitions and relationships formed over years through careful diplomacy, and risk of humiliation of the US worldwide. It appears as though Bush's inability to grasp complexities and inability to express nuanced positions and policies will likely mean young Americans will be killed in an effort to "make good" on his ill-conceived and clumsily-expressed threats. This consideration is now identified as paramount with regard to Iraq, replacing the former question of whether or not Iraq presented a direct and immediate threat to our national security.
ANNALS OF FECKLESS BUSH THE UNELECTED
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 10:17:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: A cunt-callin' sweet-talkin' guy . . .
curious sluts a-swoonin'?
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 10:00:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was nice to see Oregon protesters waving signs at Bush saying, "It's the economy, Stupid!"
Pepper Spray From Fascist Bushies
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 09:43:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course, those are the opinions of a traitor and a socialsit, so take them with a grain of salt. Grow a brain before making any decisions. Get a clue, sweet green-eyed traitoress.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 02:30:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course old George doesn't agree. That's why he told his friends to dis the policy. Kissinger, Scowcroft, Eagleburger, several other supposedly big-time guys. Big George could have taken over Iraq but stopped cold on orders from the Saudi royal family. He figured, geesh, what am I going to do with Iraq? Avoided being like Little George with Afghanistan. Like a dog who fights for a bone and then drops it because he really didn't want it. Of course, it possibly could be carried off successfully, as Clinton and Albright did with Bosnia, but it's a longer shot, and even the Clinton magic might not work in Iraq. Since there is no Bush magic, it's a long long shot. Big George knows this. Big George is also hurt because Little George didn't give him any credit for his read my lips tax increase, which helped get the Clinton Prosperity started. Big George feels that Little George should have played it up, instead of yammering about tax cuts and wrecking the economy with Reaganist voo-doo. Big George also evidently feels that Little George lacks class as a criminal, doing it out in the open for chump change in manner that tends to shame the family. Powell always had to go, but he may hang in there for the good of the country. His own pre-presidential act was basically It Takes a Village. Snippy will take a hit firing him, because he is personally much more popular and respected than Snip, an infinitely better man all the way around, and one of the few law-abiding citizens in the administration. As far as Iraq, there were alway a minority of Republican lunatics who felt it would be a good idea to pre-emptively nuke the Soviet Union. The remnant of that crowd is now in and around the White House. Most thinking people consider that it might not be such a great idea to attack a country that is not a threat to us, so they'd like Snip to slow down and think things through, maybe check out if there really is a threat and what it is, exactly. It's a tough job, getting the Snipster to think. He's not equipped to think. He's a small turd in a big bowl. A little more than two years and we can get rid of the poor sap. God willing, we'll survive until then.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 02:26:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Didn't GW tell foreign countries you're either for us or against us? How's he going to get them to back him if he can't even get his Cabinet to back him? Guess Powell will have to go. Is it true George Sr. doesn't really approve of how his son is dealing with Iraq?
gnat
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 01:45:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Police Pepper Spray Bush Protesters Thu Aug 22,11:45 PM ET By TYPHANNY TUCKER, Associated Press Writer PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Riot police fired pepper spray at hundreds of protesters and struck some with batons Thursday after ordering them to move from an area near a hotel where President Bush attended a fund-raiser. Protesters hammered on the hoods of police cars as pepper spray wafted through the air. Earlier in the day, several hundred demonstrators marched toward the Hilton Hotel after Bush's arrival there. Protesting Bush's foreign policy, they chanted "Drop Bush, Not Bombs." Demonstrators at one point began to disperse, but many returned. Supporters of Bush in formal attire were jostled and taunted by protesters as they arrived for a fund-raiser for the re-election campaign of U.S. Sen. Gordon Smith. After elbowing through the demonstrators, the VIPs were checked by Secret Service agents before they were allowed inside the hotel. Police ordered about 500 protesters to move from a barricaded area. Riot police wearing helmets then walked into the area, pushing activists with their batons. Some activists fell. Police then fired aerosol canisters of pepper spray at the protesters. "We've have had a number of items thrown at our officers over the past few hours," police spokesman Brian Schmautz said. Police also used pepper spray after about 150 demonstrators blocked vehicle access to Morrison Bridge. Three protesters were arrested through the afternoon, police spokesman Henry Groepper said. One police officer injured her wrist when protesters pushed a barricade she was standing hear, Groepper said. Two patrol cars were damaged. Many of the protesters criticized a new forest initiative announced earlier in the day by Bush that would make it easier for timber companies to cut wood from fire-prone national forests. "My concern is that he has absolutely no morals about protecting our environment," said Joanne Marron, a teacher with a master's degree in ecology. "The new policy is classic doublespeak," said Kenneth Kreuschu, 24, also from Cascadia Forest Alliance. "It has been shown time and again that more cutting leads to more fire. The new policy is a hoax." Some of the activists were worried about a possible war with Iraq. "I don't think any American boys' lives are worth a barrel of oil," said Rob Moitoza, 57, who carried a sign that said: "Vets Against Bush." Moitoza said he served two years in the Navy aboard an aircraft carrier during the Vietnam War and fears a much worse conflict if U.S. troops are sent to Iraq. "If he (Bush) starts a war against Iraq, it will be to get re-elected. All he cares about is wealth and power," Moitoza said.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 01:26:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, what about me? I might be stringy too, somewhere inside all this blubber! Hey, could ten thousand imaginary beaver-magazine models be wrong? No bird-dogging! No fair!
Pete�
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 00:34:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: So you DO like stringy as well as muscular! I knew it. Yeah, I'm confident there's some string in there somewhere. Potato-lifting string. You never lose it.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 00:32:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: He might very well look like a liver spot today, Anonymous. But he's safe in the memory bank. Clueless traitor is tame compared to some of the other names. Well, I was on the floor, but only to help pick up legos. You still stringy?
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:54:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: He admires their green eyes, and they swoon. Just like gnat is probably doing. Hey! Gnat! Pick yourself up off the floor! Grab some smelling salts! I know, I know, it's pretty exciting when a fat slobbering lunatic who can't spell calls you a clueless traitor admires your eyes, but show some decorum, girl!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:37:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have LOTS of dates with women who were in beaver magazines. I swear on the family dumpster. Doink.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:35:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, I heard that. Pete happened to mention it the other day. Said he had a date with a former beaver magazine gal. Pete says a lot of things, though, that aren't particularly true, sane, or intelligible. I may have misinterpreted it.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:33:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: I was lean, stringy, and tan. Sometimes that can be almost as good as muscular, can't it? Stingy? Hey, do you really have green eyes? Don't you just melt when Pete whispers the sweet nothings? Hey, it works on former beaver magazine models, if what we are told is true.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:31:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: He got tan from lifting potatoes? Hey, gnat, I used to be brown as a berry in summer, hardly ever even wore a hat. Now all that time working in the sun is coming back in the winter in spot form. I bet your potato swamper looks like a walking liver spot by now, if he didn't catch the melanoma.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:29:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: That professor guy who wrote the tips about the quotation marks and comma has some sort of weird hangup about a difference between quote and quotation, evidently. Notice the way the asshole keeps using "quotation", evidently on the theory that it's the noun? What a sick stickler. Hey, it's good to know that the limejuicers are allowed to use commas logically, putting a quoted comma inside the quotation mark, and a comma that is not part of the quotation on the outside. That's usually what I do, and I'm glad the limeys agree with me, even if Pete doesn't. On the other hand, why should I care? I'm hardly someone who should take lessons from the pineapple on punctuation or anything else short of free hydrogen.
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:26:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Uummm, remember a potato swamper. Lean, muscular, tan. Guess from lifting all those sacks of potatoes. Wasn't from south of the border either.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:25:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where did King Beeston put his commas?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:21:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's a potato swamper? Is it something like a pineapple clerk?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 23:21:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh my God, what's a lass to do without class. Guess she has to go back to being a potato swamper.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:42:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now, keep in mind that this comma and period inside the quotation marks business is strictly American usage. The British don't do it that way. They are inclined to place commas and periods logically rather than conventionally, depending on whether the punctuation belongs to the quotation or to the sentence that contains the quotation, just as we do with question marks and exclamation points. Since most of my international students were taught in schools that followed the British system, I tell them to continue placing their commas and periods as they were taught. In the first place, most of them will soon return to their home countries, so it would be silly to force them to switch to our style for the few years that they are here. But even more important is the matter of consistency. If we try to force international students to adopt the American style, they will end up mixing the two styles, sometimes placing commas and periods inside, sometimes outside quotation marks. It is far better for them to continue using the British style than to incongruously blend the two. My American students, though, don't get to choose. They have to do it the American way, just as they have to drive on the right side of the street, even though the British drive on the left side. (Of course, the British also drive on the right side when they are in this country, so maybe that's not such a good comparison.) Anyway, the point is that if you are an American, you need to keep your commas periods inside your closing quotation marks, where they belong.* ________________________ * And just why, you may ask, do they belong there? Well, it seems to be the result of historical accident. When type was handset, a period or comma outside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence tended to get knocked out of position, so the printers tucked the little devils inside the quotation marks to keep them safe and out of trouble. But apparently only American printers were more attached to convenience than logic, since British printers continued to risk the misalignment of their periods and commas. tp://www.grammartips.homestead.com/inside.html
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:38:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ahh, the "uppity" rub. Typical socialsit class envy. Too bad you don't have any, lass. Pun intended. Even if you do have the loveliest green eyes. Doink.
Anonymous.
Ahh, the "uppity" rub. Typical socialsit class envy. Too bad you don't have any, lass. Pun intended. Even if you do have the loveliest green eyes. Doink. - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:28:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's sort of like learning your scales before you can go into free jazz.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:26:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: You have to be as good as Pete before you can play around with your commas, guy.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:26:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's nothing. A lot of slaves were kings and queens of their jungle hamlets, back on the old sod. Even so, they knew a hell of a lot about growing rice.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:24:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Little did America know that it was getting boatloads of kings and queens, little Irish princes and princesses, when the Micks came over to dig the nation's ditches.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:23:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: How many times am I going to get doinked with that "comma inside the quote" club? It's enough to make me grow a brain stem. Or reverse the one I have so it will work like Pete's.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:21:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Be assured my potato famine ancestors were not royals. And stop being so uppity, you must be of royal blood.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:18:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Get educated? In a dumpster? Hey, I'm doing the best I can.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:17:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: When you think about it, if the royals screwed the locals then the locals pretty much had to screw the royals. That means that there are as many royal locals as there are local royals. The question is, which ones ate all the potatoes? Get educated before you vomit inanities.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:16:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete certainly has a lot of ancestors for an unwanted ugly kid left in a dumpster.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:14:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Thank god for private charity!!!

- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:13:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think Pete's right about the potatoes. In fact, that's what the Potato Famine was all about. The royals ate all the potatoes and there were none left over for the butler. He moved to South Carolina with the negroes and put his rice-planting skills to work.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:13:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Here lies buried George Beeston, knight, a promoter of valour and truth; having been brought up from his youth in the arts of war [he was) chosen one of his company of pensioners by the invincible King Henry the Eighth, when he besieged Boulogne [1544]; he merited [the same] under Edward the Sixth in the battle against the Scots at Musselburgh [1547]. Afterwards under the same King, under Mary, and under Elizabeth, in the naval engagements as captain or vice-captain of the fleet, by whom, after that most mighty Spanish fleet of 1588, had been vanquished, he was honoured with the order of knighthood; and now, his years pressing heavily on him, when he had admirably approved his integrity to princes, and his bravery to his adversaries, acceptable to God, and dear to good men, and long expecting Christ, in the year 1601 and in the [refer below] of his age, he fell asleep in Him, so that he may rise again in Him with joy. And together with him rests a most beloved wife, Alice, daughter of [Thomas] Davenport of Henbury, esquire, a matron most holy, chaste, and liberal to the poor, who, when she had lived in matrimony 66 years, and had borne to her husband three sons, John, Hugh, and Hugh, and as many daughters, Ann, Jane, and Dorothy, passed into the heavenly country in the year 1591 and in the [refer below] year of her age, with Christ for ever to live. The dutifulness of their son Hugh Beeston, esquire, the younger, Receiver General of all the revenues of the Crown as well as in the county palatine of Chester as in the counties of North Wales, set up this monument to parents most excellent and beloved." Under the semi-circular tomb arch and above Sir George Beeston's effigy in armour a further inscription, when translated, reads: "Hugh Beeston, knight, son of George Beeston, knight, mindful of mortality, and in certain hope of rising again in Christ, placed this monument to his parents, himself, and George Beeston an only son, of the same knightly order, a youth, alas! snatched away by a too early death. Hugh, the father, died in the year of our salvation, 1627, but George, the son, 1611."
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:12:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, if the royals were the only ones surviving the plague, that must mean we're ALL descendants of royals.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:11:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good point. The royal folk survived the plague. Then they looked around for the butler.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:10:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lots of royalty ate potatoes. I'll bet you do in fact have royalty from Ireland. Many of the royals screwed the locals in more ways than one. At one point, the royals with land were the only ones surviving the plague. Get educated before you vomit inanities. Doink.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:01:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Look Tampa sagger, its "ain't he" in thems parts. Woink.

- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 22:00:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Jeez, some of my ancestors came over during the Irish potato famine. No royalty there.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:59:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The socialsits have gone �full tilt� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:59:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete really has a few hairs up his ass, doesn't he?
appreciative Tampa grandmother
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:58:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, your crack "'full tilt,'" dork.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:58:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: I prefer my bass with Eldon's fly rod. Salt and whiskey rub. Heat a good granite slab and wipe the tears from my eyes when the skin crackles golden brown.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:57:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do you mean "'full tilt',", you poor goober? You're not going to force me to remind you that "quote" is a verb again, are you?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:56:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: You mean ackwards bass?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:55:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: If capitalist industries are able to make more profit by going to countries where there are tax concessions, duty-free exchanges, less regulations on pollution and workplace safety not to mention the much lower wage then we would all benefit, correct? Don't forget the extended working days, hours.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:55:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, why don't you post a picture of Beeston Castle so Pete can tell you about how he's the lost pretender to the Beeston throne?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:55:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Still wondering when the cowardly anon is going to figure out how to properly punctuate a comma before a quote end within a sentence. Doink. - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:55:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe gnat should let Pete snuggle up, and tell him the story of the goose that laid the golden egg. Is there room for the intelligent black man, too?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:53:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, what is ass-backwards in thinking the crooks scamming the edges of the economy aren't the linch-pins of the economy? Say... what's a linch-pin anyway?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:52:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Notice the way Pete thinks. Fear comes from the fear meter, rather than the fear meter metering fear. The poor moron thinks backwards, just as he types ahve backwards. And even then he has to say the fear meter is on "full tilt", without any clue that if anything is ever on "full tilt" it's not a meter. He can't even say that a meter is pegged without getting balled up in an inapplicable clich�. A car doesn't go top speed for Pete, it's the speedometer that goes fast-- the car just follows. Just a minor point, except that doing everything ass-backwards is not minor. Well, it's minor when Pete does it, so, hey, what the ****.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:49:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: You are all traitors. You have the fear meter on full tilt to support your putrid "vision" for america. You are truly clueless.
'Nuff Said
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:40:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ken Lay is toast. Kopper copped a plea. He'll sing like a canary in a mine shaft. Intelligent black men are quaking in their alligator shoes from Atlanta to Calexico.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:38:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: It is true that this closing of loopholes bodes ill for the economy. If there aren't any loopholes, all the top executives will become school-teachers, and then where will we be? I'll tell you where we'll be: scuffling around trying to make a dime selling free hydrogen, with no Ken Lays to guide us. And even that dream will go down the drain when the government makes all the capital disappear to reduce investment.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:37:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Finally! A black man intelligent enough to say something worthy of the Open Letter.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:32:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: I agree with intelligent black man. If weasels weren't allowed to defraud investors, nobody would invest. It's so simple it hits you in the eye. I'm surprised a black man could figure it out. Even an intelligent one.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:31:10 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Look, you gotta admit, a hydrogen-powered desalinization plant is better than a socialsit non-crop circle jerk. Peyote aside ... Doink. - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:30:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, wait a minute! I believe there is still a question on the table. Has gnat ever admitted to Pete and the intelligent black man "who pays taxes when the government reduces capital to thwart investment?" Are we going to let her get away with it? OK, gnat, Who does pay taxes when the government reduces capital to thwart investment? Is it the corporations, gnat? Is it the government? Is it the guy chunked off the payroll? Is it the socialist bureaucrat who reduced capital to thwart investment? Is it the Man in the Moon? Who, gnat? You're not going to get off that easy.
.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:23:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: "if the big money guys don't get sweet deals, they don't invest. Profit above all, and that means " Executives showered with perks that investors often not told of Fri Aug 9, 2:10 PM ET By RACHEL BECK, AP Business Writer NEW YORK - Imagine making millions of dollars a year and still getting the company to pick up the tab for a dlrs 6,000 shower curtain. And that's just the start. How about jaunts around the world on company planes, luxurious vacation homes and memberships at elite country clubs, all on the company dime? Many of the extravagant extras lavished upon corporate leaders are buried in the books, making it difficult for investors to decipher exactly what top executives are getting paid. Companies have lots of wiggle room when it comes to accounting for perks, and as the current wave of corporate scandals shows, it's easy for important details to go missing even when they pinch profits. "No matter how many rules you have in place, people will cheat the system, and that makes it very hard to know what we are really paying top executives," said Bill Coleman, senior vice president at the compensation consulting firm Salary.com in Wellsley, Massachusetts. Today's executives demand big paychecks, and many corporations are willing to pony up gigantic sums of money to attract and retain top talent, who won't hesitate to leave if more cash is dangled in front of them. On top of their huge salaries and bonuses, top executives are granted large lots of stock options and perks, too. They can ask for whatever they want, and it's generally just up to the board of directors to give the OK. Compensation of the five highest-paid employees must be spelled out in the annual proxy statement sent to shareholders. Companies must list cash and commissions, as well as the number of stock options awarded and any perks that can be deemed income. For now, stock options are not required to be expensed in the financial statements, but new concerns that options induce executives to doctor financial reports to boost stock prices is putting pressure on companies to change their ways. Already several companies including Amazon.com and Coca-Cola have altered their policies. Perks, though, are a different story. The Securities and Exchange Commission ( news - web sites) requires company proxy statements to disclose anything worth more than dlrs 50,000, or more than 10 percent of total salary and bonus. "If you are getting other forms of compensation, it is supposed to be reported in the proxy and spelled out in the companies' financial statements," said Patrick McGurn, a vice president at the investor advocacy firm Institutional Shareholder Services in Rockville, Marytand. "But there are a lot of things that are going on that we don't know about, that we can't see." That's what the SEC is investigating at industrial conglomerate Tyco International Ltd., which allegedly bought former CEO Dennis Kozlowski an dlrs 18 million New York apartment. Nowhere in the financial statements or proxy did it say that Tyco had bought the luxury pad for Kozlowski or that he had paid rent on the properties, which is required if it's an executive's primary dwelling or for personal use. New reports also allege that Tyco spent dlrs 11 million in cash for antiques, art and other furnishings, including a dlrs 6,000 gold-and-burgundy, floral-patterned shower curtain, according to The Wall Street Journal. The company also allegedly picked up half the tab for a dlrs 2.1 million trip to the Italian island of Sardinia, where Kozlowski held a 40th birthday party for his wife. All this while Kozlowski was making almost dlrs 293 million from 1998 to 2001 in salary, bonuses and stock proceeds, according to public filings and insider trading tracker Thomson Financial. Also under fire is Adelphia Communications Corp., whose former chairman John Rigas and other top executives are accused of using Adelphia planes for personal travel without reimbursing the company. Trips allegedly included numerous golf vacations and an African safari. In addition, it is alleged that Rigas family members lived for free in two company-owned apartments in New York and used company funds to develop a multimillion dollar golf course. Rigas is also accused of taking cash payments of dlrs 1 million a month, though the company reported his compensation as dlrs 1.9 million a year. To date, most abuses of perks have come to light because of broader investigations. The Adelphia probe, for instance, grew from a disclosure of billions of dollars in unreported debt. Tyco came under scrutiny after Kozlowski was targeted for tax evasion. Corporate leaders aren't orchestrating the deception alone. Much of the time, top financial officers know what expenses are being incurred and determine where they are booked. "Many companies bury perks in business expenses, and it's almost impossible to know what they are," said Paul Hodgson, senior researcher at The Corporate Library, a Web site devoted to corporate governance issues. And it is easy for companies and greedy executives to skirt the rules. For instance, companies often own luxury apartments in big cities or palatial homes in vacation hotspots, which they claim are corporate necessities even if an executive stays there most of the time. Then there are the personal trips on corporate jets. The rules say the incremental costs of fuel and other flight expenses are supposed to appear on the proxy statement as a form of compensation. But they aren't counted as perks when an executive schedules a meeting near a vacation home and then claims the trip to be only for business. "Having truthful and accurate disclosure depends on the people who know the facts and what they choose to do," said James McElligott, a partner in the Richmond office of law firm McGuire Woods. "Sadly, there has been too much emphasis on getting the stock price up, rather than disclosing all the costs and expenses that should be disclosed."
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:17:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: I liked Pete's perpetual-motion thing. What do you think, Glint? Desalinization? Lord knows we'll have to have something to do with all the hydrogen.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:14:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Let's have more on the transponders. The transponder thing is really a giggle!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:12:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: That intelligent black man isn't, by any chance, an extra-intelligent baboon?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:11:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Let us tread in the foot steps of Ron Reagan. Give the auto ejaculate code to eveyone.
Glint
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}
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  while (n>0) {
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#    print i;
    if (i in doink) {
      print doink[i];
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    }
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}
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 21:02:11 (EDT)
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too simple, goldendoggydoo
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:58:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's OK, Glint, part uhv Plan D is Diversionairy anyway. Once we figure it all out anyway. 90% accuracy uis within tolerance since we aren't shooting for Mars.// gnat, who pays taxes? Tell em what corporations pay taxes on? Profits or government subsidies? Who pays taxes when the government reduces capital to thwart investment? You really have no clue, but bite in with the demonizing sound bites from the yapping seals. Voucher, Budget, racism, sexism, genderism, gism, you doinks sure have the fear meter on full tilt to support your putrid "vision" for america. Traitors. You are clueless.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:44:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wasn't the Hindenberg filled with hydrogen?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:31:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Confirmed fourth 0 came out as 1 at the 19:49:34 timestamp. It was a false alarm. Condition Green. Repeat, condition
Anonymous.
. Glint - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:30:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: So are we to asuume that since nobody really visits the yearbook that glorp is going to force the thing upon us here until the page dies? Killing it with his own vanity? Must have been the Plim riff. That had to be a pretty hard one to take. Pete is obviously unemployed again. fervently burning up his last few days of internet access.
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:27:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: I get the feeling autopete, if that is autopete, sort of trumps posting in the color of urine. of course we havent seen football autopete for a little while, that was perhaps the cruellest autopeting of all. Most of today looked like a new version of autopete. a more unintelligible version. perhaps he continues to detriorate. The compost of intellect.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:21:31 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:18:05 (EDT)
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Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:10:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

('P' transpoder flipped bits circa 19:49:34. Please ignore any alarms that it caused, Pete.) - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 20:10:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, Pete, that's ol' Grandfather sittin' in the driver chair. What's that flaming green hole down below at 15:38:21? Gnat have a little Mexican for lunch? - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:49:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ummm, glad I got out of the stock market couple of years ago. Does intelligent black man know why the deficit is ballooning out of control?
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:44:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Journal: Aug. 21, 2002 Sell all long positions at the open. How bad? Unbelievably bad I continue to believe that the real bear market is just about to begin. That may seem silly, given the extent of the damage and the length of the current decline, but the odds are quite good that politicians have already put the wheels in motion that will ruin American-style capitalism for the next several years. I don't want to be contentious, but the stock market, at least from the perspective of the Wall Street power brokers, has always been a little bit about building advantages for those on the inside. Although this may not seem fair it is the essential lubricant that keeps the wheels of capitalism moving. In short, if the big money guys don't get sweet deals, they don't invest. Profit above all, and that means � The latest legislative efforts, and more planned by the New York attorney general�s office are aimed squarely at the heart of American capitalism, the investment banker. If these guys can't put together sweetheart deals, it will ultimately be very bad for the rest of us because they provide efficient access to the capital companies need to grow and prosper. A while ago I was trying to explain this concept to a friend who worked at IBM (IBM, news, msgs). The company had just begun large-scale layoffs, and she wondered how the any new business could be added when employee morale was so poor. I attempted to tell her that corporations are run for the benefit of shareholders. It is imperative that they find a way to increase profits, and workers are merely a means to that end. If profits decline, employees with be let go and capital spending budgets will be slashed. That is the law of capitalism, maximize profit. If we assume that access to capital will be far tougher to obtain in the new regulated world of Wall Street and that recent legislation has removed many of the loopholes that lead to huge "earnings" gains in the 1990s, it does not require a rocket scientist to determine that even more layoff notices and more reductions in capital spending are in the pipeline. The awful truth is that corporations are going slash and burn their way to profitability to satisfy shareholders, just as they always have. The real scandal All of this is probably a good thing, but the economy is fragile, the Federal Reserve has only seven bullets left in its short-term interest rate gun, and the deficit is ballooning out of control. The odds are that lay-offs will lead to a consumer-led recession (yes, the traditional kind), the Federal Reserve will soon find itself fighting deflation as commodity and real estate prices swoon, and foreigners, having seen all of this unfold in Japan two decades ago will begin pulling money out of the U.S. economy. It is not a pretty scenario and there are ways to avert the inevitable, but there is no political will to do so. The politicians are so intent on "cleaning-up" Wall Street and corporate boardrooms that they are not keeping their own house in order. They should be concerned about the deficit. They should be concerned that the U.S. dollar has been free falling. They should be concerned that the consumer is overburdened with debt, and mortgage refinancing means that home equity is diminishing. They should be concerned about all of these factors, but they are more focused on executive compensation and whether Martha Stewart used inside information to sell 4,000 shares of ImClone (IMCL, news, msgs). I could go on all day about the Martha Stewart thing, but suffice to say politicians should have better things to do. Of course all of this need not play out immediately. There will be rallies along the way, and the same folks that have been bullish since the second half of 2000 will tell investors to buy the dips because the bottom is here - and then the markets will make yet another new low. Right now there is fairly good resistance in the S&P 500 975 area and absolutely no reason to believe the most recent lows will provide any support. Best to be prepared I know the picture I paint looks very grim -- and I am hoping that it does not come to fruition-- but I am preparing myself just in case it does. The truth is that the market could get unbelievably bad over the next two months as investors are forced to digest piping-hot pre-election politics, Enron hearings and more weak economic data. I'm going to close every long position in my portfolio today at the open. The market could actually be firmer into the end of this month but it makes no sense to fiddle. I will have a new update soon with new recommendations. I don't know how long this incarnation of Strategy Lab will last, but I plan to at least make things interesting.
An Intelligent Black Man tells the truth about the lies of Socialism and how the demonrats have screwed the economy forever
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:37:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, my ancestors homesteadded iin County Custer from about 1870 to 1900. Then moved on to Oregon. Got land as part of the Civil War payments. Good deal. Several buried out there. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:31:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So, Glint, is thatt your grandspappy on his John Deere in N'braska? Kearney? Interesting. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:28:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:27:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

gnat, you worry bug. What happens when someone REALLY impresses you? Ouch! Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:26:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's this yapping on about fuel sources? And a fuel cell powered tractor back way back when, probably in Calibania? My Grandad was certainly behind the times. He was still running his tractor off of propane back in '60. Take a look at that tank on the front end. Talk about a moving time bomb. I'd like to see him survive a rear end and live to make the judge double over in laughter.
Glint
Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:26:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Two errors are in the socialsitzbath revisionism here. First, it was my thumb. Second, I never adv�cated waht you claim about afghan railways. [Got that code, Glint? Ha!] Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:25:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: How can you people not be impressed by his expertise. Especially when it's one on one with G person. Doesn't take much to impress gnat. Sitting here totally impressed by the motorized train the 8 year old built out of legos.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:23:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't worry, Pete. Nobody's eprfect.
Glint
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:13:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, dot, I admit to the overrun on the missing font command. I apologize. Not eprfect, but definitely not socialist. That error can never be corrected. Doink. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:39:35 (EDT)
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:12:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yep, Pete is one in a million. They don't make them more clueless than Pete. A true dildo's dildo.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:12:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shit, all they had to do was blow up the piggy-back cars and half the locomotives, and maybe a few round-houses and switch-yards. Half the goats in Afghanistan would still be waiting for the train.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:11:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Got me. I've been a bit befuddled by outrage ever since the Air Force failed to follow his plan to destroy the Afgan railway system.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:08:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: That surf-generator in Scotland is going to get wiped out big-time if the North Sea keeps rising a hundred feet a year as Pete reported back during his speculations on the shady side of Kiliminjaro. Wasn't that right about the time the Masai warriors taught him how to spot the moons of Jupiter by holding a stick in front of his face?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:05:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come on, Pete. Just for old time's sake. How about a paragraph or two on the Trojan War? You da man, dude!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:04:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: See, Glint, the visible-light photocatalyst is a metal oxide, which generates hydrogen and oxygen when immersed in water in sunlight. The oxide contains indium, nickel and tantalum; the efficiency depends on the amount of nickel in the material. What I plan to do is have the Jap put LOTS of nickel in the material, so that LOTS of hydrogen gas comes out. Then it's Love Limousine all the way! I'm going to let you in on the ground floor, Glint, but I'm not selling a single share to the socialsits and tree-huggers. You know, the ones trying to jump-start technology with malaise instead of capital. Doink.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 19:01:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe when the summer doldrums are over, Pete?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:54:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete is batting a thousand today. This is pure Pete. This is down to the slime on the bottom. Fuel-cell desalinization and irrevocable mistakes that are so irrevocable Glint has to erase them. What can a man say but "geesh?" How about a little something on history, Pete?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:54:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, dot, I admit to the overrun on the missing font command. I apologize. Not eprfect, but definitely not socialist. That error can never be corrected. Doink. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:39:35 (EDT)
I agree. It can never, never, ever be corrected. Doink.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:51:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's plan makes it all seem so simple. It's almost as if water fell out of the sky.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:44:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: I vote for Glint posting his analysis of Pete's desalinization scheme out in the open, so that we all may drink at the fount of wisdom.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:43:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, it's OK if you e-mail the stuff to Pete on the hydrogen and the jet fuel. Happy desalinization, dude. You can open the Nebraska franchise once Pete gets everything running smoothly in the Gobi desert.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:41:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, Glint, are you back? How did you like the pink? Hey, next time you teach Pete some of the things you know, how's about giving him a commencement test? You're letting him blow his port 110 self-image. Figure that you're dealing with psychomotor skills, and that a little practice wouldn't hurt. Although, yes, I agree that the poor sap has a typing problem. Be kind to him. Nobody else will do it, I'm afraid.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:39:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mustard yellow font is also a contaminate.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:38:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Haven't figured out what contamination of groundwater aquifers and surface waters have to do with desalinization. Maybe it will be said that socialists are the primary cause of fresh water pollutants.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:34:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:30:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sorry to sound like a contrarian grump, Pete. Jasperm's 15:33:56 is more negative evidence of insidous bubblous. An insider wouldn't make mistakes like forgetting to put the '<' symbol on the </a> close tag. You're giving them waaayyyyyy too much credit. Glint (01P) - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 18:29:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Goober. Moron. Whatever.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:39:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's sort of a goober, isn't he?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:39:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's Pete's whole role in life. We need guys like him to explain things to socialist dreamers.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:38:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure, bitch and complain, but I like it when a hard-headed realist like Pete jerks these tree-huggers back to reality.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:35:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Geesh. No wonder they never have watermelon on the menu in a Saudi restaurant.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:33:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's odd. I calculate that the power it takes to run one of the big Saudi desalinization plants to produce a bathtub full could keep Pete's computer going for 2,344,832,456 hours, and show DVD's until the screen went dead.
Glint
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:32:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: 330 amp-hours nominal, by the way, will run your computer through a whole DVD documentary on pineapple production. A whole three or four hours worth, if the sun has been peeping through the clouds. Rube.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:29:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: You say there's a technology to make cars run on love? Will they trade cold-fusion shares?
Glint
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:27:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'd buy some fuel cells if they could desalinize water out of sand.
Gary Hiscock, Moab Utah
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:26:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Great link, rube. Not only do they have water to desalinize, they have waves to make the power to split the molecules! You see, rube, the problem with electricity is that there is no economic way to store it, except batteries in some applications. My solar-powered house, for example, stores a nominal 330 amp-hours in a couple of six-volt Trojan L-16's that way about 150 lbs apiece and cost $200-300, depending on the lead commodity market. So the dream has always been to store it in hydrogen in fuel cells. When I was in the science club in 1960 there was a kid whose father was a fuel-cell guru for Allis-Chalmers. They had a tractor that tractored up the dirt powered by Allis-Chalmers fuel cells. It was the wave of the future in 1960, rube, why weren't you investing in it then? A great thing about, say, a fuel-cell-powered tractor is that you're sitting on a hydrogen gas bomb instead of a molotov cocktail or a tub of lead and sulferic acid. Sure, it would be a great way to save your photovoltaic power if it worked a little better. And, geesh, it sure would be neat if you could only poke a few holes in a catalyst and get it direct from the sun, wouldn't it. On the other hand, there's the John and Yoko limosine that runs on love. What a rube.
.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 17:24:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/archive/15-5-19102-0-17-14.html
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:55:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Did a bigger rube than Pete ever come walking down the pike? Desalinization. All we need is a way to generate hydrogen gas for free.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:33:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm not sure the time is ripe. Are the summer doldrums over? I'd like to do some profit-taking on my cold-fusion shares so I can go into this hydrogen catalyst thing in a big way.
Glint
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:31:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete has the politics of water molecules figured out. When they see the pineapple coming, those H2's will pop right off. Feed them right into the Trans-Am. Come on, Glint, what do you say? Sounds like it's worth a few nickels! These are non-socialist-economy Jap scientists we're talking about. All we need to do is punch holes in the catalyst. This thing is going to be like taking candy from a baby.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:29:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, gnat. Ask the failed socialsit regimes throughout the world, you goober.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:27:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: It ain't the capital I'm wary of. It's the O&M.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:26:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Obvious. Not a socialsit. They only suck money from the capital producing segment. This should be obvious to anyone, except deluded brainwashed socialsits. Incentive, profit and capitalism make it happen. Ask the failed socialsit regimes throughout the world. Doink.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:20:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Right click on the cut and paste @ Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:07:25 (EDT)
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 16:01:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Desalination requires a lot of capital. Who pays for it?
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:55:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's simple. We just need to pry those hydrogen atoms off the water atoms. Sheeit, we got an ocean of the goddamn things!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:51:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come on, Glint! Technology needs capital! Let's sink some capital into this free-hydrogen thing!
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:47:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Unfortunately, water is reluctant to give up its hydrogen." Geesh, I wonder why? But once we overcome that reluctance, there is going to be free lunch on every table.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:44:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, Glint, what do you think about this scheme to catalyze our way into free hydrogen? Pete and I think it's better than a bundle of AOL shares! This hydrogen stuff burns clean, from what I hear, so not only do we get free fuel, we get clean air! Are you on board, Glint? The line forms right behind Pete!
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:41:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, dot, I admit to the overrun on the missing font command. I apologize. Not eprfect, but definitely not socialist. That error can never be corrected. Doink.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:39:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: See, gnat, hydrogen power, not socialgism. Technology requires capital, not redistributed malaise. Get a clue.

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:38:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't let Pete get his pineapple-hooks on hydrogen power. He can't even handle closing his html calls. Nice work on the pink page, there, master of all port 110's.
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:36:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, more proof of the inside job at homer base.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:36:40 (EDT)
My two cents are:

see glint Scientists in Japan have found a more efficient way to extract hydrogen, the ultimate 'green' fuel, from water. They have developed a material that uses sunlight to break water molecules into their constituent elements of hydrogen and oxygen1. The material is not yet efficient enough to be commercially viable, but its inventors believe that it can be improved. If they are right, hydrogen may soon be on tap just like natural gas. Hydrogen burns in air without producing the sooty pollution and greenhouse gases associated with fossil fuels. The element can also power fuel cells to generate electricity. Such fuel cells can power emission-free electric vehicles. Unfortunately, water is reluctant to give up its hydrogen. Electricity can split water, but electricity is mainly generated using polluting and nonrenewable technology. Several 'photocatalysts' will split water quite efficiently using ultraviolet light. But this squanders most of the Sun's energy, which lies in the visible range. Visible-light photocatalysts, on the other hand, have tended to be either unstable, decomposing with prolonged use, or bad at splitting water. Zhigang Zou of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology in Tsukuba, Japan, and co-workers have developed a photocatalyst that seems to be very stable, showing no evidence of degradation after extended use. It is not terribly efficient - over 99% of the light energy is wasted rather than used to split water - but this is respectable when compared with the competition. The material, like the majority of visible-light photocatalysts, is a metal oxide, which generates hydrogen and oxygen when immersed in water in sunlight. The oxide contains indium, nickel and tantalum; the efficiency depends on the amount of nickel in the material. Zou and colleagues believe that they can improve the efficiency by increasing the surface area of the photocatalyst - making it porous, for example, or grinding it into a fine powder - and by further tinkering with the chemical composition. - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:35:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now, let me see. Which is more liberal: bombing Milosovic when he is mass-murdering, or invading Iraq twenty years after he was mass-murdering.
Let's ask that liberal queer Skowcroft, Ann
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:34:41 (EDT)
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My two cents are: Doink.
Anonymous.
a href=" http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/archive/15-5-19102-0-17-14.html" STYLE="background-color:pink;color:goldenrod;font-weight:bold", >hydrogen power /a > - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:33:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wait-- didn't the New York Times dis the Germans in 1941? I take it back!
Ann Coulter
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:31:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ann Coulter has come out against the Germans of 1941!
the gal is developing a social conscience
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:29:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Could there be anyone as lame as Pete? John Lennon could sing and play the harmonica, at least.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:27:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: This is, when Pete is head of the FAA.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:27:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stay out of Pete's way when he gets on one of his technology rips. He's a man a-fire with noble ideas. It's a lot like John Lennon and the helicopter than runs on love. There will be one in every garage or hanger.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:26:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think that quality of life has gone down hill since scientifically sophisticated techno-crats like Pete took over the infrastructure development. Horse troughs weren't enough? The Alhambra truck wasn't enough? We've got to have hydrogen atoms injected into our water? Technology has gone too far!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:23:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's like this. Nary a word, but two: Plastic hose. Technology will lead us out of your paranoia, not socialism. You blindly follow the suicidal socialist lemmings off the feel gooders list. Try work. Doink
ePte�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:21:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's kind of a numb-nuts, isn't he? Sort of a moron, in a way?
Henry "Hydrogen" Hyde
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:19:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good work, Pete! Hydrogen is somehow involved in water, I remember from that science class back in San Pedro. So it's hydrogen that will save the day.... makes sense. There is hydrogen in jet fuel AND in hydrogen bombs. Let's ask Glint which one makes the most water.
Go Pete Go
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:17:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Gee 14:51:51, it's like this. Nary a word, but one: hydrogen. Technology will lead us out of your paranoia, not socialism. You blindly follow the suicidal socialist lemmings off the feel gooders list. Try work. Doink. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:08:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Deploying The Marines For Gay Rights, Feminism And Peacekeeping August 21 , 2002 ON A BREAK from lachrymose accounts of Palestinian women weeping for their children, The New York Times has been trying to induce hysteria over the shocking Bush policy of deploying American troops in order to protect American interests. Such self-interested behavior is considered boorish in Manhattan salons. The only just wars, liberals believe, are those in which the United States has no stake. Liberals warm to the idea of American mothers weeping for their sons, but only if their deaths will not make America any safer. Thus the Times and various McTimes across the nation have touted the idea that invading Iraq "only" to produce a regime change is unjustifiable, contrary to international law, and a grievous affront to the peace-loving Europeans. As the left's new pet, Henry No-Longer-a-War-Criminal Kissinger, put it: "Regime change as a goal for military intervention challenges the international system established by the 1648 Treaty of Westphalia. ... And the notion of justified pre-emption runs counter to modern international law, which sanctions the use of force in self-defense only against actual, not potential, threats." The idea that America would be transgressing the laws of man and God by invading Iraq (unless and until Saddam nukes Manhattan) is absurd. Does no one remember Clinton's misadventure in the Balkans? Liberals loved that war because Slobodan Milosevic posed no conceivable threat to the United States. To the contrary, as President Clinton put it: "This is America at its best. We seek no territorial gain; we seek no political advantage." Deposing Milosevic, Clinton explained, vindicated no national interest, but was urgent because it was akin to stopping a "hate crime." Secretary of State Madeleine Albright said our purpose in the Balkans was "ending ethnic strife" and creating "multiethnic societies." One searches in vain for some description of an American interest in the Balkans. Instead, Milosevic was denounced -- by Clinton, Albright, Tony Blair and the whole croaking chorus -- for "genocide." Clinton's defense secretary, William Cohen, estimated that 100,000 Albanian civilians "may have been murdered." Liberal enthusiasts for our "humanitarian" war in the Balkans, it turned out, were over-hasty in their use of the word "genocide" in connection with Milosevic. In the end, the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia found fewer than 3,000 bodies, most of them men of military age. Commentators were soon rushing in to explain that these "new details" did not change the fact that Milosevic had engaged in ethnic cleansing and the forced deportation of hundreds of thousands of civilians. That doesn't make Milosevic a hero, but he's a piker compared to Saddam, who has gassed tens of thousands of his own people and killed almost a million enemy troops in the war with Iran. Liberals oppose a war with Iraq, despite Saddam's far more impressive credentials as a mass murderer, because acting against Saddam is in the self-interest of the United States. The left's theory of a just war is that: (1) military force must never be deployed in America's self-interest; and (2) we must first receive approval from the Europeans, especially the Germans. (Good thing we didn't have that rule in 1941!) By liberal logic, preventing Saddam Hussein from nuking Manhattan is not sufficient justification for a pre-emptive strike on Iraq because the United States has a special self-interest in not being nuked and therefore can't be trusted. Similarly, Israel has less claim to act against Yasser Arafat than NATO did against Milosevic because actual Israelis are getting killed by the terror forces they are battling -- so they are self-interested. The Times was warmly enthusiastic about Clinton's humanitarian effort in Kosovo, but is indignant about Israeli self-defense in Gaza. Moreover, if forced deportation (aka "ethnic cleansing") is grounds for a war crimes trial of Milosevic, what is Arafat doing when he demands that all Israeli settlements be removed from the disputed territories of the West Bank? Milosevic gets a trial at the Hague for forced deportations. Arafat stages terrorist attacks to compel the forced deportation of Israelis, and he's a martyr if Israel messes up his office furniture in Ramallah. The point -- which is always the same point -- is that we must not protect ourselves but should just let liberals run the world. Liberals believe they are best qualified in war and peace and forced busing because they aren't going to suffer the consequences. Thus, they can act freely for "humanity." If it turns sour, like their adventure in Vietnam, they can always drop it and pin the blame on others.
go anne go
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 15:07:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: For the folks in Kansas, we bring in ice-bergs tied to giant blimps.
ePte�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:58:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's kind of a numb-nuts, isn't he? Sort of a moron, in a way?
Henry "Salty" Nutz
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:56:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: I wonder if we should desalinize the water before piping it to Kansas or afterward. What do you think, Pete? Any comments, Glint? Should we bring it in from the Atlantic, the Pacific, the Gulf of Mexico, or the Arctic? The devil is in the details. Maybe the Great Salt Lake?
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:55:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ahh, Pete, you'd make one hell of a resource manager. Desalinization. Why, of course. But, Geesh, I wonder if we should use the energy from nuclear reactions or jetliners full of kerosene? Which source would yield the most desalinized water? Maybe we should embarrass poor Glint again, and ask him?
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:51:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Gee gnat, it's like this. Nary a word, but one: desalinization. Technology will lead us out of your paranoia, not socialism. You blindly follow the suicidal socialist lemmings off the feel gooders list. Try work. Doink. Pete� - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:44:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: This character Kopper is "cooperating fully." Then, if we're lucky, the next guy will cooperate, and then the next, and finally Poppy and Junior will be up shit creek, with everyone else cooperating. Enron, the gift that never stops giving.
drip, drip, drip
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:33:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: In a series of disclosures to shareholders Cheney said that the deal was going to be good for both companies. The documents include a thick information packet drafted by Halliburton and signed by Cheney, beginning "Dear Halliburton Company Stockholders." The Highlands deal may be the best clue to date of Cheney's cold and ruthless Machiavellian management style. Within three years of the sale Highlands found itself saddled with 23,000 claims worth about $80 million from workers at Halliburton's Brown & Root construction subsidiary. Highland's attorneys have argued - successfully - that Cheney withheld "material information" about Brown & Root's insurance issues. Last month the Delaware Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling in favor of Highlands. The Highlands case becomes the third instance in which Cheney's 5-year reign as Halliburton's CEO has come under scrutiny. The SEC is currently investigating accounting changes Cheney ordered in which uncollected debts were counted as income. And, Cheney's involvement in the $7.7 billion merger with Dresser Industries in 1998 nearly bankrupted Halliburton because of Dresser Industries� own asbestos liabilities. Halliburton estimates its asbestos liability at $2.2 billion over the next 15 years. Halliburton is suing its insurers, including Highlands, for refusing to pay some of those claims. Highlands filed suit in Delaware in 2000 but Highlands' lawyers were unable to depose Cheney because he had already begun his new job as vice president of the United States. In his new post Cheney is being sued by both public interest groups and the Government Accounting Office for documents relating to his energy task force meetings in 2000 and 2001, which he continues to refuse to release. He has also been named as a defendant in a Halliburton shareholder's class action suit.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:31:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint = the sorcerer's apprentice.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:04:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Without Glint, there'd be boring old word-wrap.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:03:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete's a goober. Glint is the true Boss Wadd of the site. Without Glint, the whole thing would be blue. Maybe a little gray here and there.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:02:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: If Pete were here, he'd sort this all out. Of course Glint would come along and f*** it up again.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 14:00:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coulter's book sucks if it's on a New York Times list.
true earth-dweller
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:59:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nonfiction?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:58:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whoever is posting all this stuff is nothing but a Pete-basher. Beneath contempt.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:57:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why do you assume gnat is a woman? Because Pete has directed the full beam of his lounge-lizard charm toward him/her and invited him/her to come and sit on the sand with him?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:56:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I calculate she got three hard doinks and a glancing POW.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:54:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: You'se got a good whackin', woman. Don't you be tellin' stories.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:53:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.tompaine.com/feature.cfm/ID/6157
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:52:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: More socialsit lies! Troglodyte books are consistent best-sellers, along with the Farmer's Almanack and anything with Fabbio on the cover. Lord knows what they do with them. Don't tell be because I don't think I want to know.
hooked on phonectis
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:51:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Woke this a.m. and nary a bruise from whacking administered by anyone in this Wonder in Aliceland place.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:50:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, did you check behind the shoes in the closet? Ten four beaner twelve, out.
Glint
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:47:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: "...Her book has been No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list for nonfiction since the first week it came out, in early July, which means that the people who dismiss her also have to deal with a secondary emotion: envy. .....the publication of Slander did not happen smoothly. At the end of last year, her editor at HarperCollins, Robert Jones, to whom Slander is dedicated, died suddenly of cancer. Then her book was killed by HarperCollins. It took her agent, Joni Evans, two months to find a publisher. Ms. Coulter was told that conservative books don�t sell....."
hmmm, imagine that
"Coultergeist" - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:47:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, my ring broke and I can't decode until Mom brings home the Crackerjacks. Roger roger wilco over and out. POW!
Pete�
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 13:45:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, you know Glimp. A little sloppy.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:19:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, why did Glimp put serifs on all the posts?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:18:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:12:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

--> A good offensive is a good defense. I see that old jasperm has been at it again, doing things wrong as usual. Like the green Teresa posts 21:36 and 21:38. Then there was Jasperm's usual <PRE> tag F-up at 21:33. Didn't affect my resilient post though at 19:48. Rock solid. <> Pete, acknowledge GO on the plan P, decoding activated. Sorry about the friendly fire yesterday. I hadn't realized you'd switched your transponder off. - Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:11:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just because Pete says it's truth doesn't make it so. It's only his opinion.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:01:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: My take on this situation is that it is Pete doing most of the whacking. Nothing hurts a liberal more than to be called a virtue-less socialsit. Or to be told to grow a medulla oblangata. When you demonizing pea-brains realize this, we can talk. Truth.
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:00:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm more interested in Poppy's just now whacking Snippy in the woodshed making those purple bruises and maroon welts that Gov Jeb says are fine to leave on your kids if for example they're slow about giving up their big dumbass Perle war plan. Thank god for Bush family discipline.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 11:58:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Were those actual replies? Or only satire?
curious Baghdad Begum
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 11:52:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bullshit! I say toy with the fucker, make him feel almost part of the family of man. Make him defend his absurd statements just for the chuckles. Force the mole out into the open. THEN whack him. Same result but a lot more sport.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 10:50:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: I find it disturbing that Pete's rants are provoking actual replies. This only encourages him. He needs to be marginalized as the poor, pathetic, cunt-calling asshole he truly is.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 10:41:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Those socialsits are gluttons for water. Like Klintoon. No limit to their appetites. Take take take, that's your socialsit. Have you ever had one reach over from the next stool and glug down your water? Happens all the time at the Honolukakoikoi Denny's.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 10:26:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: re:16:06:50 Maybe by tomorrow I can figure out how mining underground water reserves much faster than nature can replenish them plus polluting many fresh water sources is the fault of socialsit policies of redistributing wealth.
gnat
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 03:07:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, yes, there's that. I for one find it comforting that surrogate fathers like Scowcroft are around. Klintoon could have benefitted from some scolding from his elders too in the character area. But then Klintoon was the product of illicit fornication between a harlot and a transvestite. No Scowcrofts in the picture.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 01:44:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think all the air went out of the troglodytes when they found out that they would have to defend the buffoon to stay in the game. Poor Glint was bleeding, bobbing and weaving like the last of the ducks in a weasel stampede when his discovery that he could fuck up the html gave him something to live for. Pete hasn't been the same since Snippy apologized three times to the Chinaman and then failed to nuke Mecca or even take out the Afghan rail infrastructure and level the Hindu Kush. The poor fellas had to watch the second greatest crackpot republican supply-side economic scheme prove for the second time that trickle-down would never be more than the wishful thinking of moronic greed-heads. Had to watch junior try to huff and puff and blow the yurts of a ragamuffin band of Arab loon-balls. Where did all the outrage go about the jack-booted thugs as the simpletons who wanted Bush so bad watch his lunatic christer attorney general dismantle freedoms preserved for two hundred years, locking up citizens with no trial, no indictments, no judicial system, and no public disclosure. Pete and Glint. What a couple of geniuses.
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 01:42:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Defend his right to be a buffoon, Harlan? That is the right of no American president. We're supposed to elect men, maybe even women in time. But wastrels? What's the point? All it adds up to is that his old man can't go mano a mano with him any more. Has to call in Scowcroft to paddle the boy.
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- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 01:26:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: I for one do defend our president*. 'Nuff said.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 00:08:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete you are so predictable.
MEL
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 00:02:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ann Coulter reports that only 3,000 bodies have been dug up in mass graves in Yugoslavia, many of them the bodies of men of military age, and yet Klintoon got away with bombing Milosovic. Why shouldn't Bush be able to invade Iraq, she asks, because there are probably a lot more bodies there. Good point, Ann. Problem is, journalistically, that this week's column is kind of flat. Because she identifies the culprit in the first paragraph. You guessed it, it's all the New York Times's fault.
Go Ann Go
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 23:44:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm really disappointed in Pete and Glint's staying power. Sheeit, when Klintoon was accused of cuddling with the girl in the White House, the liebrals defended him, even going so far as to hint that it was none of Bob Barr's business. Now that Bush has a losing war on his hands, an idiotic plan to conquer Arabia, and has vetoed the Constitution, destroyed the domestic economy, and protected hundreds of criminals just because they are his friends, campaign contributors, and blackmailers, the troglodytes have almost nothing to say in his defense. Cat got your tongues, morons?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 23:36:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: BUSH OUT ON A LIMB? Robert Gray, a professor of government at Franklin and Marshall College in Pennsylvania, said Bush had made a mistake by identifying the war against terrorism too much with the person of bin Laden and was in danger of making the same mistake by repeatedly vowing to remove Saddam from power in Iraq. "Bush says he has not decided to invade but he's pretty far out there on a limb and it's going to be difficult for him to crawl back," said Gray, North American editor of Defense and Security Analysis magazine. The problem for Bush is, without an invasion of Iraq, there is no clear next step in a global war on terrorism, which Bush declared after Sept. 11 would be the defining mission for his generation for the foreseeable future. "With no Osama bin Laden and no Saddam Hussein, the war on terrorism becomes a metaphorical abstraction, like the war on poverty," said Keith Shimko, a political scientist at Purdue University in Indiana. "Clearly we ought to be rebuilding Afghanistan and securing its future. But we as a people have a short attention span and it's hard to keep a focus on nondramatic things that cost money and don't provide the immediate satisfaction you get from blowing things up," he said.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 23:32:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nothing's wrong with mediocrity, Pete. But let me say that there's nothing mediocre about you when you pretend to know your ass from computing. You are truly hilarious.
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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 23:28:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why is it so important to be good at anything? What's wrong with mediocrity?
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 22:11:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Where the heck is Teresa anyway when someone really needs a green cigar? Hmmm. Pete� My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Where the heck is Teresa anyway when someone really needs a green cigar? Hmmm. Pete� This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 21:34:51 (EDT)
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 21:33:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: I disown 20:37. Also any future posts when I am drunk or stupid. I am such a miserable failure. Please be nice to me, like Glint. Doinkey doinkey.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:55:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, 20:37 is a misserable failure also. D�uble Doinkerz!!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:45:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Look 20:35:35, I know enuff to realize that you're seriousley faux-glimpsed. Doinkerz!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:39:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know if it's worth it Glint. I really suck, and I know it.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:37:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Where the heck is Teresa anyway when someone really needs a green cigar? Hmmm. Pete� - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:37:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, it's OK to be ignorant. Not everyone has to know which fork goes on the outside or what kind of wine to serve with fish. Not everyone can know about word wrap. Not everyone can know about socialism, or history, or automobile engines. Stick with at least one thing you know well. Develop it, become an expert. Say, Lego blocks in your case, or Tinker Toys. If you were ever any good at anything, now is the time to resurrect that skill and make yourself presentable to this forum. Code one oh one oh zip, freakout freakout niner two. Code ring is on left pinky. Geepers.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:35:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Amusing, dork, but your still well off thhe mark, err code. What? Do you ahve my entire crypto file written down in autopete? Alphebetized for inconsistency? It will take many more years for any such to appear cause there is no inconsistency with the truth, only sorrow. Doinkerz.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:35:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Code "P" in. Zero one one is "source code." Two shakes of a lamb's tail. Press space bar three times. Zip zip hurrah. Width = 80. Unless you have a 17-inch monitor. Or use the squish button. Port 110. Transistor. Wires.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:28:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Source code.
Pete� <I can use big words!>
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:24:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint-- OK for now, zero one zero. If the base page doesn't respond, use the Secret Decoder Ring from your box of Sugar Pops. Tell the rest of the Woodchuck Club. Wilco, roger roger, over and out.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:18:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: on't tell, maybe they won't ask. That was the message of a July memo from an official at the Department of Veterans Affairs, posted by Joshua Marshall at talkingpointsmemo.com. Citing "conservative OMB budget guidance" for spending on veterans' health care, the memo instructed subordinates to "ensure that no marketing activities to enroll new veterans occur within your networks." Veterans are entitled to medical care; but the administration hopes that some of them don't know that, and that it can save money by leaving them ignorant. It's not the sort of thing you'd expect from an administration that wraps itself so tightly in the flag - not, that is, unless you've been paying attention. For stories like this are popping up more and more often. Take George W. Bush's decision last week to demonstrate his resolve by blocking $5.1 billion in homeland security spending. This turned out to be a major gaffe, because the rejected bill allocated money both to improve veterans' health care and to provide firefighters with new equipment, including communication systems that could have saved lives on Sept. 11. Recalling those scenes at ground zero that did so much to raise Mr. Bush's poll numbers, the president of the International Association of Firefighters warned, "Don't lionize our fallen brothers in one breath, then stab us in the back." Or what about the trapped coal miners? After their rescue, Mr. Bush made a point of congratulating them in person - and Michael Novak, writing in National Review Online, declared Somerset, Pa., the "conservative capital of the world." But Mr. Novak didn't mention the crucial assistance provided by the federal government's Mine Safety and Health Administration. That would have raised some awkward questions: although the Bush administration's energy plans call for major increases in coal mining, its spending plans cut funds for mine safety. More conservative budget guidance.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:14:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: US Justice Department ready to prosecute file-swappers 08:51 Wednesday 21st August 2002 Declan McCullagh, CNET News.com American federal authorities are turning their attention from terrorists to users of peer-to-peer networks, who could be jailed for up to five years The US Department of Justice is prepared to begin prosecuting peer-to-peer pirates, a top government official said on Tuesday. John Malcolm, a deputy assistant attorney general, said Americans should realise that swapping illicit copies of music and movies is a criminal offense that can result in lengthy prison terms. "A lot of people think these activities are legal, and they think they ought to be legal," Malcolm told an audience at the Progress and Freedom Foundation's annual technology and politics summit. Malcolm said the Internet has become "the world's largest copy machine" and that criminal prosecutions of copyright offenders are now necessary to preserve the viability of America's content industries. "There does have to be some kind of a public message that stealing is stealing is stealing," said Malcolm, who oversees the arm of the Justice Department that prosecutes copyright and computer crime cases. In an interview, Malcolm would not say when prosecutions would begin. The response to the 11 September terrorist attacks temporarily diverted the department's resources and prevented its attorneys from focusing on this earlier, he said. A few weeks ago, some of the most senior members of Congress pressured the Justice Department to invoke a little- known law, the No Electronic Theft (NET) Act, against peer-to- peer users who swap files without permission. Under the NET Act, signed by President Clinton in 1997, it is a federal crime to share copies of copyrighted products such as software, movies or music with anyone, even friends or family members, if the value of the work exceeds $1,000 (about �640). Violations are punishable by one year in prison, or if the value tops $2,500, "not more than five years" in prison. Cary Sherman, president of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), said his industry would "welcome" prosecutions that send a message to song- swappers. "Some prosecutions that make that clear could be very helpful... I think they would think twice if they thought there was a risk of criminal prosecution," said Sherman, who was on the same conference panel. Christopher Cookson, executive vice president of Warner Bros. and another panelist, said there was "a need for governments to step in and maintain order in society". Swapping files in violation of the law has always been a civil offense, and the RIAA and the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) have the option of suing individual infringers and seeking damages. But, Malcolm said, criminal prosecutions can be much more effective in intimidating file-swappers who have little assets at risk in a civil suit. "Civil remedies are not adequate... Law enforcement in that regard does have several advantages," Malcolm said. "We have the advantage, when appropriate, of opening up and conducting multi-jurisdictional and international investigations. "Most parents would be horrified if they walked into a child's room and found 100 stolen CDs... However, these same parents think nothing of having their children spend time online downloading hundreds of songs without paying a dime." Gary Shapiro, president of the Consumer Electronics Association, said he was sceptical about the view that peer-to- peer piracy should be a criminal offense. "If we have 70 million people in the United States who are breaking the law, we have a big issue." The DOJ already has used the NET Act to imprison noncommercial software pirates, which software lobbyists hailed as "an important component of the overall effort to prevent software theft". During his confirmation hearing in June 2001, attorney general John Ashcroft told Congress that "given the fact that much of America's strength in the world economy is a result of our being the developer and promoter of most of the valuable software, we cannot allow the assets that are held electronically to be pirated or infringed. And so we will make a priority of cybercrime issues". The letter from Congress complains of "a staggering increase in the amount of intellectual property pirated over the Internet through peer-to-peer systems". Signed by 19 members of Congress, including Senator Joseph Biden, a Delaware Democrat, Representative James Sensenbrenner, a Wisconsin Republican, and Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a California Democrat, the letter urged Ashcroft "to prosecute individuals who intentionally allow mass copying from their computer over peer-to-peer networks".
Ashnuts has Glint in his sights
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:07:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Berlin Playboy Offers Jackpot to Final Bedmate Wed Aug 21, 8:43 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - An aging Berlin playboy has come up with an unusual offer to lure women into his bed by promising the last woman he sleeps with an inheritance of about $244,000. Rolf Eden, a 72-year-old west Berlin disco owner famous in the German capital for his countless number of sex partners, said he could imagine no better way to die than in the arms of an attractive young woman -- preferably under 30. "I put it all in my last will and testament -- the last woman who sleeps with me gets all the money," Eden told Bild newspaper Wednesday. "I want to pass away in the most beautiful moment of my life. First a lot of fun with a beautiful woman, then wild sex, a final orgasm -- and it will all end with a heart attack and then I'm gone." Eden, who is selling his popular "Big Eden" nightclub later this year, said "applicants" shouldn't wait long because of his advanced age. "It could end very soon," he said. "Maybe even tomorrow."
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:05:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: The butler did it.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 20:03:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, see email. Flaw in base page detectable. Still think it is inside inside job. Code zero one zero off for now.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:59:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: OK gnat

 Oddly Enough - Reuters 
 
Berlin Playboy Offers Jackpot to Final Bedmate
Wed Aug 21, 8:43 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aging Berlin playboy has come up with an unusual offer to lure women into his bed by promising the last woman he sleeps with an inheritance of about $244,000. 

 
  

Rolf Eden, a 72-year-old west Berlin disco owner famous in the German capital for his countless number of sex partners, said he could imagine no better way to die than in the arms of an attractive young woman -- preferably under 30. 

"I put it all in my last will and testament -- the last woman who sleeps with me gets all the money," Eden told Bild newspaper Wednesday. 

"I want to pass away in the most beautiful moment of my life. First a lot of fun with a beautiful woman, then wild sex, a final orgasm -- and it will all end with a heart attack and then I'm gone." 

Eden, who is selling his popular "Big Eden" nightclub later this year, said "applicants" shouldn't wait long because of his advanced age. 

"It could end very soon," he said. "Maybe even tomorrow." 

 
 
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:58:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Plan "P" failure detected at [19:53:18]
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:55:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shoot, sorr y, Mr. Glint, 19:45 was good too. I need glasses, I guess. Is that metric or standard for Mars! Sorry!!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:55:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
SAFETY FIRST!
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:53:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, don't see anything within source codes. Are you sure there is intellignet life out there performing these simple miracles of am�obic life? Doinkerz one and all!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:53:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:
19:50:25 contains a fake Glint post
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:53:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:
19:45:43 contains a fake Pete post.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:52:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, it threw me too! Doinkerz!
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:50:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Those postings aren't slipping out, gnat. It's Jasperm's doing. Instead of hacking it he's whacking it! Whenever he tries to immitate my formatted cut-n-paste feature he ends up deleting a few posts including its own. The side effect is that the wrong person gets blamed for it. The offending post, including its time tag, are only visible in the HTML source file. <> Plan "P" rules! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:48:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gnat, you should ask your own kind asz da sourc of all that evile. But flit if thee must, still substance-less as usual, but no doubt loaded with irrational fears. Doinkz.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:48:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, Glint, it was posted that way just too thro themz off! Ha!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:45:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:
no comment
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:43:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Tough tirdie, 19:15:22, you lose. I told you my post at 18:18:34 was non-formattable, rock hard, solid, immovable. So, give it up, Jasperm!!! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:42:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is there some reason posts are being deleted?? If that's standard procedure then might as well flit away.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:41:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fakey Pete auf 19:19:13 fir sure. Failed the code test.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:35:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Look, bonehead, an 80" width simply is not par for this course. Doinkerz.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:19:13 (EDT)
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My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:15:22 (EDT)

This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:13:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: ....whehn nudged bye ????????
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 19:12:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: As in wreckless abandon, duh duh duh donutz? Doirps.
sptee�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:58:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Make dat abandon'd,Oh-K? Doinkz!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:57:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Looky, gnat, you abandoned debate wit me whehn nudged bye your cowardlly cohortzs. So much for individualism. Or was it the tree hugger reference. Anyway, any time you want to string together a few paragraph premise, rebuttal and surrebuttal, let me know. Yawn. Pete� - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:54:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plan P coding not good. Revert to zero one zero, or somesuch. The width fool has simply cut adn pasted width expanding horizons from their simple minds. Amusing.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:51:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Perhaps this should be an exclusive two member fgate.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:45:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Peter, only certain browsers recognize that width= argument. Keeping up with plan "P" coding. How do you copy? - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:36:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:
> Oughtta hold those scum waddies. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:22:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:19:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

It's just a jizz splat free-for-all. Bugger did it again at 18:10:33. I think we may have us a vulgar vandal here. No, I take it back. They seem to be really trying, but are just too stupid to get a clue. Once again, another rock solid unformattable post by your truly. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:18:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glinte, the moronz at 18:11:11 keep getting widthe command screwed up. Like its liebral feed bag. Code: (pre width="80" sep=",) Good luck. Can you parameter the width command?
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:18:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Roger wilko Mahster Glint, 18:10, good work debuging incompetence. I should know. Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:14:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: About as rock solid as Glint.
Glint's Wife
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:12:49 (EDT)

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My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:12:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: or

Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:11:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Not so exactly - it was 16:24:57, not 16:16. It's just that they F-ed up so bad they screwed their own post such that it's invisible to the browser view, outside the bubble. Their pile of flop post is still visible in between the scar tissue of the raw page code. (I'm inserting a stop gap measure here to prevent their further incontenent outbursts from further soiling this part of the page. Go ahead and try - this post is rock solid and will not be reformatted. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:10:57 (EDT)

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My two cents are:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:10:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Must be Jack's beanstalk.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:09:01 (EDT)

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My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 18:08:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: 16:16 was pretty stupide also. Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:54:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, doink, it isz Inca Citie. As in Inca City, Mars. Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:53:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come on, glint, help Pete out with his big mystery. This could turn out to be as hilarious as his series about seeing astronaut footprints through the telescope.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:46:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: You fools... it's an Inca city!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:44:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Not sure about that critter at the 15:50:04. Are you a vandal or simply unbelievably incompetent? - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:43:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's a hint!

Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:39:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Burps

Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:37:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: It can't be real. Where are the black crosses that are on real moon photos?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:37:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's probably some Russian who believed the NASA moon scam and tried to actually go through the Van Allen radiation belt.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:35:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Heavens to Betsy! No craop circle shere. I'd say it is a former crater/meteorite that hit and was uncovered by land movements or Martians. Pete�

Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 17:31:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Next thing will be crop circle graphics.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:49:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whatever it is, it couldn't possibly be a chance formation. I'd say the Hand of God.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:49:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess one could say the terrorists were just trying to help overpopulation. We just don't appreciate that people in this country were erased from the planet in one big blast, collapse or whatever it's called.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:47:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Interplanetary moles?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:46:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Has Pete been sitting on the Xerox machine again?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:46:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Clearly it is a lunar imprint of the Shroud of Turin, Pete.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:45:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: The stock market slide has wiped out nearly half of Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell's (R-Colo.) campaign contributions over the past two years. Campbell's campaign war chest lost $86,756 in 2001 before he cut his losses and pulled his surplus campaign money out of a brokerage account invested in plummeting mutual funds. "I lost my buns," Campbell said Wednesday, talking about an uncommonly aggressive investment strategy that had worked in the past but burned the campaign in late 2001.
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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:44:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint! What can this bee?

Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:43:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where?
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:40:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Aye, such a stretch.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:28:30 (EDT)

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My two cents are:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:24:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's the most rational thing Pete's said in 4 years.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:24:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: You have messsed up the page width commands withe your idiocys. Stoopid!!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:23:57 (EDT)

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My two cents are:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:22:41 (EDT)

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My two cents are:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:18:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: 16:08. Stop it. You are screwing up the page.
11 of 22
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:17:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Looky, dope, you commands ave no end brackets for stopping the page fucking up. If you want to learn html commands, the first thing you need to know is how to stop your toilet from overflowing. Try ///// In other words, /font or end (/) command your commands. Otherwise it carries forward on all prior posts. Idiot! See what a loser socialist education will do? Geesh! Hwere is your slop (pre width="80" sep=", " ) Fix it!!!!!!!!!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:16:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, gnat, you dork! Don't you know that it is almost impossible to disagree with Pete? The dude knows his p's and q's. All YOU need to know is that it's all because of something he calls socialsitism. Something that no one else has been able to see-- not even the best radio-telescopes. Try to become a moron, gnat. It's your only way toward Pete's truth.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:12:15 (EDT)

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My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Somebody (presumably you) has requested that your password for the > - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:10:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Something tell sme gnat has to truck herr water to her hidden mountaine retreate. Maybe she also is worried about the crud in the air that flits in from the Valley. I would. No more free handouts and close the borders. See what happens. But your real agenda is to make those who have to use reason feel bad. Poor starving kiddies. Guilt trip. Look, survival, is what you moan about and it ain't pretty. toughen up. We all die some day.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:10:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: How come guys like Pete can never write "amateur" without writing "rank" before it? Is cliche-writing terminal?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:08:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:08:02 (EDT)

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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:07:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, Gnat, thats whyy I presumed you woud support thee war on terror. It is actually an effort to control population. Start with the rats and work your way up. No one disputes that the population of the world is screwing it up. But you don't realize that it is because of socialsit policies of redistributing wealth that is creating the problem and perpertuating the problem with free handouts and incentives to create such losers. Look at all the issues before you get deluded by the feel-gooers 15 second sound bite. Try look at it from the other side first, then argue why your side is more right. If you are honest, you will see that is almost impossible.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:06:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Give it up 15:50, you are a rank amateur. All you are doing is screwing up the page permanently. when you get a clue, bury it in the sand with the rest of your head.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:03:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: The earth's fresh water is finite and small, representing less than one half of 1 percent of the world's total water stock. Not only are we adding 85 million new people to the planet every year, but our per capita use of water is doubling every twenty years, at more than twice the rate of human population growth. A legacy of factory farming, flood irrigation, the construction of massive dams, toxic dumping, wetlands and forest destruction, and urban and industrial pollution has damaged the Earth's surface water so badly that we are now mining the underground water reserves far faster than nature can replenish them. The earth's "hot stains"--areas where water reserves are disappearing--include the Middle East, Northern China, Mexico, California and almost two dozen countries in Africa. Today thirty-one countries and over 1 billion people completely lack access to clean water. Every eight seconds a child dies from drinking contaminated water. The global freshwater crisis looms as one of the greatest threats ever to the survival of our planet.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:00:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: I dunno. I kinda like Courier. Or is it Times New Roman?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:54:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whoops.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:50:48 (EDT)

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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:50:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yess, you do fly away often, gnat. Or is that flit away? So, what eats your antenae today? Globat warming, the loss of bark caused by tree huggers? Gore got your goat? Seriously, you can't think that Bill and Al were the "big boys" do you? they were the msot dishonest criminals ever to infest the White House and that includes an awfully long list. They should be tried fro treason.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:47:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wait, I am wrong here. Make that Black or Blue. Not sure if I see both yet. Hmmm...
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:44:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fire away. Interesting. It's usually fly away.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:44:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Source check code Black and blue. One zero one. Roger wilko and out! Confirmation 1-A. Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:43:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Funny, pretty gol-darned belly-shaking hilarious. Another one of the talentless copycats got it wrong at 10:05:38 by spacing off the closing tag. Do you also forget to wipe after a spew as well? I see it then tried to evade blame by implicating me with a faux Glint post at 11:19:52. I also see someone trying to cover their accidental urine spill with a false attempt to spill a white goo on top of the gold at 02:15:13. Didn't work too good, did it. Do you wonder why? Don't bother looking. Your mistakes have side effects of making certain posts invisible. But they are still there, permenantly visible in the code. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:20:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: gnat, I'm always happy to play with the big girls. Fire away!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:19:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush: Iraq Change in World Interest By Jennifer Loven Associated Press Writer Wednesday, August 21, 2002; 12:56 PM CRAWFORD, Texas -- President Bush promised Wednesday to consult allies before any military action against Iraq and asserted that an end to Saddam Hussein's regime "is in the interest of the world." "How we achieve that is a matter of consultation and deliberation," Bush told reporters. Even so, Bush said the subject of a possible military strike on Iraq did not come up at a meeting on his ranch with his top military advisers. Instead, he said, long-range Pentagon issues were discussed. � 2002 The Associated Press
Are we removing Dr. Evil? <[email protected]>
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:17:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that you Glint, with the f-ck up post? I thought you were responsible for the pica. That always seems to screw up the various browsers I use. Seems you are just as big a goober as Pete, if that was you. If it wasn't, I retract my comments. Either way, you da man! You found da way to screw up da page! And Ugbert there wasn't far behind.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:06:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Grow a brain stem and then we can talk.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:02:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've got 16-inch biceps and a 72-inch waist.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:01:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Fun watching you guys f-up 12 different ways. Perfect example at 10:05:38. For crying out loud, I post this stuff and all you have to do is copy it and you can't even do that right. Maybe if you networked your individual solitary brain cells togehter you might be able to gingerly turn the font color or size of an individual post without defacing the entire board. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:01:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've got 16-inch biceps and a 72-inch waist.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 15:01:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, I'm a big boy. A bi-i-i-g, fat boy.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:59:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Become?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:58:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Appears this page has become a little boys playground.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:52:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glintz, you'll love theis site.
Pete�
Big Red Stuff - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:38:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sme html dorks do not know how to make /block posts. Nopete was always a no-show, second only to cowarddog's efforts to create a ban pete forum elsewhere on fornigate. Until Pete hacked in with Hummer's code and blew them a new brainhole between their legs. Doink!
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:32:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now that Dick is working for America instead of Halliburton, can we trust him to not do that kind of stuff again?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:31:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dick Cheney used to like Saddam? Oh, yeah, back in the day when Halliburton was buying his oil and Dick was running the show.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 14:30:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: How about we all make our sacrifice to the ideals of America by accepting the bizarre idea that Saddam could conceivably try to blow us up? Let's all run the risk, as our contribution to the good old American ideal of not preemptively attacking everybody who Dick Cheney doesn't like any more.
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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:32:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mecca is in a friendly country, dope.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:28:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have never trusted the French. We might suffer substantial losses if they attack. Not to mention England, with that mad cow threat. Do we have enough troops to occupy those places, Trish? Why don't we just hit Mecca, Chartres, and Canturbury?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:28:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: In my opinion, the best reason for war against Iraq is not a moral one, but that we might suffer substantial losses in the event of an attack which incorporates WMD.
Trish
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:23:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Residencial Apartt is a small all-suite hotel in Arpoador two short blocks away from Copacabana Beach, in a walking distance from Ipanema. You are surrounded by three beaches, excellent shopping, good restaurants, nightlife and all conveniences. There are 24 apartments distributed along 4 floors. They are simple yet comfortable, with one bedroom, living-dining room with sofa-bed, table, and chairs, TV with remote control, phone, closet with safety box, air-conditioning, private bathroom and small kitchenette. Larger units have an extra air-conditioner in the living room. The atmosphere is familiar, and service is friendly. There is a two-bedroom penthouse big enough to accommodate 6. The special low rates below are available when you book your hotel online. standard (single/double): US$55
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:16:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint at 12:57:35.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 13:02:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint at 12:56:47.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:57:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint at 16:48:15, if it matters.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:56:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Demise of Nopete? Hollow victory. Especially with this screwed up page.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:22:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Got a little sloppy there. I was cumming over the demise of Nopete. Ah, the victories, the victories.... still they mount, piling one atop the other.
Glint
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 11:19:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Interesting work with the word-wrap there, Glint. You da man.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 11:18:44 (EDT)

This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are: And wherever did it crumble to? The great trash heap of 1's and 0's in the sky, the great 404 R.I.P.:

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 10:05:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Florida Republican leaders could have done much better than Edison Misla Aldarondo when choosing a poster child for their campaign to lure Hispanic voters. Manuel Noriega, perhaps? Misla Aldarondo, former speaker of Puerto Rico's House of Representatives, was charged last week with drugging and raping a 17-year-old girl in his home. I last wrote of Misla Aldarondo in 2001, when he paid a visit to Orlando stumping for the state Republican Party. He spoke in heavily accented English to a largely Hispanic crowd, and you could barely understand a word. I criticized this awkward effort, and Misla Aldarondo's supporters complained loudly. But who will stand up and support him today? Misla Aldarondo not only is charged in the rape case, but also is under investigation forallegations that he fondled and committedsexual acts against an underage relative for eight years. Oh, and did I mention that he has been charged in a separate case with six counts of fraud, money laundering, extortion and witness tampering connected with a $15 million sale of an island hospital? What a guy. What caught my eye, however, was his bail on the rape charges -- $3,000, or $600 for each count. If the federal court had not stepped in to revoke his bond in the earlier corruption case, Misla Aldarondo probably would still be free. According to news reports, Misla Aldarondo would walk the halls of the Capitol in San Juan, strutting like a rooster in his Giorgio Armani suit. On his Orlando visit, he insisted on speaking English when everyone else at the meeting spoke Spanish. It was an attempt by the Republican Party to woo Puerto Rican voters here. The state GOP's campaign to lure Puerto Rican voters continues today. In the past month or so, the mayors of Bayam�n and San Juan have visited the Orlando area to stump for Gov. Jeb Bush and some local candidates. Folks from the island tend to be ultra-loyal to their political party, and that fealty often is transferred to the party's elected officials.The state GOP hopes that if these politicos say "Estamos con Jeb!," the party faithful will make the same connection. It's not a bad strategy -- except, of course, when the politico falls under indictment, as Misla Aldarondo has. The way things are going in Puerto Rico, with indictment after indictment of folks associated with former Gov. Pedro Rossell�, yesterday's politico is tomorrow's prisoner. As for Rossell�, the two-term governor came to power in 1993 as the "fresh face" of politics, a man who could get things done for the people. And he did do a lot. He began construction of a train system in San Juan, and he revolutionized island health care, among other things. But it's clear from the indictments (and several convictions) that lots of other things were going on as well. Rossell� himself didn't wait for the inauguration of his successor to end before fleeing the island -- with the island press on his heels. I have a suspicion. Federal investigators are closing in on Rossell�'s cronies, with the Big Kahuna as the ultimate target. As for Misla Aldarondo, worry not. It seems he soon may have all the time in the world to practice his English. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 09:47:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Could be there's something better than http://clubs.snap.com/nopete
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 03:32:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: And wherever did it crumble to? The great trash heap of 1's and 0's in the sky, the great 404 R.I.P.:

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- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:37:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Anyone remember the dead page listed below? Talk about dust in wind. More like gold dust, pissing in the wind.

Somebody (presumably you) has requested that your password for the 
'WELCOME TO NOPETE.  LIVE THE DREAM.  LEAVE THE LIGHTWEIGHT BEHIND.   
CAST OFF HIS MORAL OUGHT AND EGGS BENEDICT.  LIVE THE DREAM.  VICTORY 
FOR THE SOCIALISTS!  WE HAVE PROVEN HE IS AN IDIOT' community be sent to 
your email address.

Here is your password:   2921

You can use this password to log back into the 'WELCOME TO NOPETE.  
LIVE THE DREAM.  LEAVE THE LIGHTWEIGHT BEHIND.   CAST OFF HIS MORAL OUGHT 
AND EGGS BENEDICT.  LIVE THE DREAM.  VICTORY FOR THE SOCIALISTS!  WE 
HAVE PROVEN HE IS AN IDIOT' 
community at:

   http://clubs.snap.com/nopete

- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:33:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.markfiore.com/animation/corrections.html
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:32:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Extremely hazy, either from smoke? or Valley smog drifing upward. Talk about bad air days. I've never seen it this bad before. Still, considerably cooler up there. Streams are very low. Already looks as if trees are getting ready for needle drop season. Squirrels are busy chomping down pine cones. Think I have need of a hard hat. Met a bicyclist on the way down our mountain road. Waved us down to ask if we knew where the bike path was. Gave him directions and he asked while sweat was pouring off his face, "How do you get rid of these gnats?" Told him he would have to peddle fast to get away from gnats! Gnats can be a bit irritating.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:26:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

And speaking about some white strips. Notice that the golden trickle down caused by the fucking up of the imperfect copy cats. Notice how my own posts remain nice and white. The Liberal body fluids just sort of wash off, no harm done. Guess that's why I'm still here. My two cents are: How were things in the high country, gnat?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:08:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:

And speaking about some white strips. Notice that the golden trickle down caused by the fucking up of the imperfect copy cats. Notice how my own posts remain nice and white. The Liberal body fluids just sort of wash off, no harm done. Guess that's why I'm still here. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:06:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You seem 2 have noticed golden showers by the failed hacking attempts. Monkey see monkey do. But monkey shine doesn't always cut the mustard. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:01:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what did I miss on fgate while away. A few yellow font days and a picture of GW that appears to show a need for Crest upper white strips.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:52:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

But at least Barr has lost the election primary to a Republican. One way or another a Republican was going to win that one. It was good while it lasted, impeachment and all. Well worth the voters of Georgia sending you off to Washington. Good luck in your lawsuit against the unholy Flint. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:51:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Listen to the grown ups.

Rumsfeld: "Attack Can't Wait" Take that Liberal scum!
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:42:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Wondering twatever spooked over the ydog. Gets kind of sensitive when you talk about the circus people, midway strippers and the like. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:24:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Seems school opens next Mon. Wonder if the hermaphrodesiac will be missing the bus as usual. - Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:20:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: You can spot impostors on this site? Really? You must be pretty sharp!
Doink
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:11:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Imposters? Other than th0se two previous posts, you mean?
got the doinker's #
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 01:10:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Impostors? What impostors? Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 00:12:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know, Glint. It seems to me that it's no fun to be a serious political thinker now that there's no jism to worry about. What is all this stuff about Iraq and Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia? Who is this Congressman Dingleberry that Rush keeps talking about and what are all these bills? It's hard to follow, and all I can ever think of to say about it is "doink." Doink is a good thing to say, isn't it Glint, on most occasions? It's as slick as I think it is, isn't it Glint? Geesh, I wish I knew the stuff you know, and I wish that you knew more stuff. Doink.
Pete�
- Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 00:10:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Doink them, doink them, doink them all to hell's poop pit! Yes, Pete I can easily see the imposters. It's just like watching the matrix flow. - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 21:03:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Disgruntled Saudis have pulled tens of billions of dollars out of the US, signalling a deep alienation from America. One analyst said the total funds withdrawn by individual investors amount to $200bn. Other bankers put the figure nearer to $100bn. The US-Saudi alliance was put under severe strain after September 11, when 15 of the aeroplanes' 19 hijackers were Saudi nationals. Accusations that Saudi Arabia's austere brand of Islam breeds terrorism and its charities finance Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda network have been perceived in the kingdom as attacks on Saudi society and its religion.
So, has anyone ever seen a gruntled Saudi?
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 20:59:56 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, it seems that I do get what you mean now, Pete! - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 20:57:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.politicalvine.com/Sam/videopage.htm
when cartoons clash
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 20:56:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: When those two GOP factions work together, they can forge governing majorities, as in the U.S. House of Representatives. But when they turn on each other, as here, it can produce deep divisions and mortal wounds to political careers. Barr has drawn ridicule for a $30 million lawsuit he filed against Clinton, Democratic consultant James Carville and magazine publisher Larry Flynt. The suit charged that they invaded his privacy, and it sought damages for emotional distress during the impeachment fight. Linder says that ''adds to the chuckle factor'' of the race.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 20:51:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Self-examines itself? Maybe you should self-examine your thoughts and see if the words are getting in the way. Liberals don't ahte people with money-- they merely recognize people who possess only new money for the worms they are. People like Pete, who merely pretend to ahve money, are beneath good liberal radar. If people go to church, a liberal gives them credit for being the love-worthy groveling saps they may be. Geesh, what happened to the font of golden glory? Did someone tell you it was really just yellow?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 19:28:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: "And we got a lot of work to do, we've got a lot of work to do. And that's why this budget I submitted is a significant budget. The House passed its version, the Senate passed its version. They've now got to get together as quickly as possible, as soon as possible, and get the defense appropriations bill to my desk nearly upon arrival. In other words, as soon as they get back from the recess, I need to sign the bill so we can plan for the war. (Applause)" --Bush South Dakota Speech, August 15, 2002 (White House Transcript)
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:42:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does he really have to think it? What if he just doesn't like the cut of a guy's jib and figures he could use twenty years in solitary?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:35:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lots of anticonformity angst, I see, you doink! When a demonrat really self-examines itself, it discovers that what drives it are fears and hatreds, not reason. Envy and self pity drive these scum. Virtue-less heretics. Lost adrift and desiring only to fill the gaping hole in their pitiful sorry loser leives. If a person has money: you ahte them. If a person goes to church, you ahte them for your own threatened conscience. If you remove their hatred, you ahve nothing but maple bark. woof!
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:33:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, believing that yellow is gold because the html manual says so, indivisible, with liberty and justice for everyone but people that a mid-level manager in the DOD thinks are enemy combattants.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:33:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, kicking the sheep-shit off its boots at the church door, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:29:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: You will see that the code for 18:03 non-existent. Doinkerz.
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:22:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are you sure those weren't bal��ns? Doink.
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:03:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: I went to work today, happy to have not posted yet, and my whole work-space was filled with purple balloons. Are they trying to tell me something?
Glint
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 18:02:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, code for here: one zero one OK. If you don't get it, let me kn�w. Gracias.
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 17:29:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: What is a sitsocials? Doink.
Pete�
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 17:26:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

What a yo-yo, this doinker can't figure out an html command to stop the font color command. Rank amateur. My two cents are: FWIW, This is my first posting of the day.
Glint
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 16:48:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Keep trying, 13.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 16:33:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
What a yo-yo, this doinker can't figure out an html command to stop the font color command. Rank amateur. - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 16:17:38 (EDT)

This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:

One must wonder why anyone would actually buy a ticket to the Boston Pops. They give their stuff away free at the Clamshell. Doink.
This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:

One must wonder why anyone would actually buy a ticket to the Boston Pops. They give their stuff away free at the Clamshell. Doink. My two cents are:

Is there any doubt that the American Revolution was justified? 'Would-Be Hermits Keen to Live in Dank Cave Tue Aug 20, 9:26 AM ET LONDON (Reuters) - Sitting on your own in a cold, damp British cave miles from anywhere may seem like the job from hell, but more than 100 candidates -- some from as far afield as Poland and Pakistan -- have applied for just such a post. Stately home Shugborough in Staffordshire, central England, is sifting through applications for the job of "hermit in residence" and will appoint the successful candidate next month. "A whole range of people have expressed an interest, from office workers to a Tibetan monk," organizer Corinne Caddy told Reuters Monday. She said most of the applicants were from Britain, with a few from as far afield as Pakistan and Poland. "Our hermit will have to live as near as possible the life of an 18th century hermit," Caddy said. In the 18th century, members of the landed gentry considered it the height of fashion to have a hermit living on their country estates. Usually given a five-year contract, hermits were often very well paid. The Shugborough hermit, however, will receive only a "small stipend" but he won't have to be deprived of modern amenities for too long -- the post is a temporary one. "We are doing it for Heritage week beginning September 21, so our hermit, whoever it is, will only have to give up amenities for a few days," Caddy said." Doink. - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 15:55:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

One must wonder why anyone would actually buy a ticket to the Boston Pops. They give their stuff away free at the Clamshell. Doink. - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 15:45:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: I feel like a masterful HTML wizard. The kind of guy who could make this whole page blink if he wanted to. Blink on and off like a Christmas light! Can you imagine the feeling of power?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 15:32:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Depends. What DO you feel like, Glint? Do you feel like a hepcat? Do you feel like a with-it lounge lizard or a Lambada champion? Do you feel like a worldly ex-doper familiar with the wild side?
Abby
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 14:52:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm a rube, yet I don't feel like one. Is this normal?
Glint
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 13:53:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: On topic, Please? This is a discussion of where Bill Clinton parked his wad. It is not a site dedicated to casting aspersions on rubes, hayseeds, and hicks. Besides which, the rubes, hayseeds, and hicks have hard enough lives already, as they stumble through the modern world. For one thing, people are fornicating all around them and they can usually do nothing more than harbor ignorant suspicions. It is only rarely that the machine of government gears up to reveal a particular case of fornication, and shows them what is really going on.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 13:52:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's worse, of course, when they settle in some ignorant backwater like Nebraska. In New York City, for example, a first-generation wog understands. In the corn states there's a certain percentage of the population that never picks up the message from the founding fathers. Check out Bob Dole.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 12:53:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Foreigners just don't have the tradition, liberty for all, equal opportunity, no established religion, freedom of expression.... all of these things don't really sink in until the third or fourth generation. Except, of course, to those of anglo-saxon stock, who have had hundreds of years to mull them over.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 12:51:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: You'd think that foreigners would at least adopt American-sounding names when they move in.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:50:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, with bogus, foreign-sounding last names like Roelle, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all, even the foreign-oriented unpatriotic latecomers who will never understand what the country is all about.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:49:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, expecting to win a 50-cent kewpie doll on the Skillo Wheel at the carnival, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:40:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, with tickets to the Boston Pops Christmas Concert, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:38:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, with a pair of outsized salad tongs hanging on the dining-room wall as decoration, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:38:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: One nation, eating Spam sandwiches every Tuesday, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:37:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Under God" in the pledge of alliegance is about as corn-ball as it gets. Sort of like saying, "one nation, wearing bib-top overhauls, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
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- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:36:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Remove "under God" from the pledge?

vote YES! - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:28:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pulled into work today and the cleaning beaners were in the parking lot chasing hundreds of styro peanuts with brooms and dustpans, chasing the little buggers around in the whirlwinds and eddies. Quite a sight. I have a box of peanuts at home I'm thinking of bringing in tomorrow.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 10:07:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Remove "under God" from the pledge?

vote NO! - Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 09:57:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yecch.
anti-jismhead coalition
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 09:46:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah. Not much to work with there. Pathetic, miserable asshole.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:58:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is there anything authentic about Pete besides his coming across as a third-rater?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:57:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know. Would you believe, when you start pretending to have knocked up women from beaver magazines so that you will have something to brag about, it is time to get yourself neutered?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:56:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: How about, when you start bragging about knocking up beaver magazine gals, it is time to get yourself neutered?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:54:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: That Pete, always thinking. When you start knocking up women from beaver magazines, it is time to get yourself neutered. How could there be any doubt?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:53:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: What a pathetic, witless asshole.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 02:45:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yup, two parallel lines say so. Doink.

- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 22:40:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are you sure it's safe? Has it been tested? And double tested?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 22:25:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Wierd,15:51, cause when you were posting that some Australian dude was feeling my balls. See, evidentrly I knocked up this Penthouse Centerfold so I'm gettinmg a vasectomy on Wednesday,had my pre-test today. No more screwing around. Now the problem is what to do with the little girl. Ouch. Double Doinkerz! PS: Glint code is not equivalent. It is safe, but not equivalent. Pete� - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 21:33:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevator from the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain." The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot, then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."
Dr. J
your daily splat joke, - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 18:07:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Have you checked the drop point yet, Pete? This is a security system test. What code word corresponds with the key 14D1.6p1s16w? | Glint 9F.1p1s22w=consider - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 16:14:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Got it Glint, thanks, but the evidence of the imposters left one tell tale clue. Inside job?
Pete�
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 15:57:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Test 2. Pete, drop your pants. - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 15:51:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 15:30:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Test. Pete, read your e-mail. - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 15:15:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pulled the trigger twice? Set the switch to rock and roll?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 15:09:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: (AP) - Abu Nidal, the Palestinian renegade whose name became a byword for international terrorism, was found dead in his Baghdad apartment with multiple gunshot wounds, Palestinian officials said Monday. Abu Nidal's body was found three days ago, said two senior Palestinian officials in Ramallah who spoke on condition of anonymity. They said the reports they received from Baghdad suggested Abu Nidal had committed suicide but did not explain how that was possible when there was more than one bullet wound.
details, details.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 14:35:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: The coded message worked, Glint. We all understood except for the chap at 14:10 who it was meant to befuddle. A pinpoint doink. Congratulations!
borg 11i
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 14:33:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nobody has any idea what you're yapping about, Glint. Not even me.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 14:10:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Thank you. As far as Fleetwood Mac goes, you may consider it as the logical extension to the the Clinton crowd's play-it-till-you-puke playing of "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow." - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 13:34:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good birthday song, Glint.
classy conservative
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 13:13:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shut up, jismhead 12:23. Stop worrying about your anencephalic Resident*'s fucking over the whole country.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 12:36:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Spare the rod, spoil the frickin' brat.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 12:35:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: JEB APPOINTS CHILDBEATING ADVOCATE TO HEAD CHILD WELFARE AGENCY! SPOKESWOMAN: PRO-CHILDBEATERS ARE "MEN AND WOMEN OF FAITH" BEAT THEM OUT OF THE LORD'S LOVE? HUSBANDS HAVE FINAL SAY IN ALL DISPUTES! WOMEN WHO WORK OUTSIDE HOME "IN BONDAGE"! "CONFORM ALL FAMILY LEGISLATION TO BIBLICAL REALITY AND MORALITY"! TALLAHASSEE - The man named Thursday by Gov. Jeb Bush to head Florida's notoriously inept child welfare agency is an evangelical Christian who views spanking that causes ''bruises or welts'' as acceptable punishment. The revelation did not come to Bush's attention until hours after the governor introduced Jerry Regier, a former Oklahoma Cabinet secretary and aide to Bush's father, as the new chief of the state's Department of Children and Families. Regier, 57, was named less than 48 hours after the resignation of DCF Secretary Kathleen A. Kearney. He takes over an agency that has been embroiled in scandal since 5-year-old Rilya Wilson disappeared. In a 1989 essay entitled The Christian World View of the Family, Regier and co-author George Rekers railed against abortion and gay couples forming families, and emphasized that husbands have "final say in any family dispute.'' And the essay declares that ''biblical spanking'' that leads to "temporary and superficial bruises or welts do not constitute child abuse.'' ... But Regier's essay raises questions about the suggestion that he would keep beliefs and government duties separate. He and Rekers at one point urge Christians to take "whatever actions we can, within our biblical and constitutional limits, to realign county, state, and federal legislation regarding family issues in order to make it conform to the Bible's view of reality and morality.''
CAN POPPY BEAT SOME SENSE INTO BOY GEORGE?
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 12:32:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's my birthday wish. With apologies to Fleetwood Mac. Happy Birthday! One year closer to...............

Dirt
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When he that was impeached is gone
Bent one is flaccid at last and
Stiffens no longer.
Left alone 
Eternity without any sinks
When Willard's hairs are quiet in death 
And through the rump corruption thrust to still the flatulating gas 

Napping in dit, napping in dirt 
Napping in dirt, napping in dirt 
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 12:23:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:

All hair netted cafeteria ladies are to report for duty starting today. Actually, at that particular school they have opted not to wear the netting. Personally, I prefer that they would - for health reasons. However, since I don't eat there and neither do my kids. So more power to them. Let them burn their hair netss. - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 11:39:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: The other end of the pipe? Poetry?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 11:22:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Only a faux Glint would wish the scumbag a happy birthday at 10:07. It's the anniversaries at the other end of the pipe that I'll be celebrating. - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 11:17:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's Klintoon's birthday? Barf alert!
virtue is a conservative value
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 11:12:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Happy Birthday and Best Wishes to one of our greatest Presidents, Bill Clinton! Glint. - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 10:07:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: It wasn't me who wrote about the capability to post. And it damn sure wasn't ydog. Hitting the grape, Glimp? Hey, cut me some slack for the real stuff. I didn't put in the gate-- the architect or draftsman 50 years ago put in the gate. You ask, why did he put the utility easements in the back yard where nobody could get there? Got me, but the upshot is, these aren't home-grown tirds. They're the tirds aff maybe thirty families, which translates to about 73.25 assholes, give or take a few, and not home baked at all. I welcome them to my freehold, because they fertilize the gourds, but they are immigrant tirds. Why so testy?..... either way, the problem here is not you claiming that your more humorous posts are "faux glint", but that the freaking page is too long and needs to be lopped. We're losing subscribers like crazy, Glunt, because of all we require of the few remaining. Soon, there may be less than 22! We couldn't possibly survive with only 22 accounts really receivable, and the beagle-eyed Snippistas watching out for sleazy bookkeeping. A good HTML guy should be able to figure out how to post a stop page loading command. I would help us subscribers, and would help avert discovery by whoever has inherited Bangkok. If they keep seeing an extra-huge volume of traffic into this page, they might check to see what the hell is this. So, please clip it off. You have some sort of degree and lots of experience in this sort of thing, right? Put a little technic into it and less of this artistic rainbow stuff, and the playing around with web-page graphics and fonts. Apply yourself to a real problem, for once, and at the right end of it. There's no excuse for more than one dog-wagging job, and you already did the drug war.
if it makes sense, so much the better
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 01:44:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Seems Ken Lay has too many powerful friends. He'll never be indicted.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 19, 2002 at 01:38:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's hard for them to understand how deeply their chimp in chief has screwed everything up. Now Daddy's trotting out Brent Scowcroft to prevent World War III. Can no one shut up Richard Perle?
ANNALS OF FECKLESS BUSH THE UNELECTED
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 21:52:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: There was a guy lived down the street from the old man when he retired, bought himself one of those "lil red express" gmc pick-up trucks. Had this fancy electric horn that played dixie whenever he drove under a leyland cypress. It could play other things as well. Most of them somehow racist. The JC Whitney culture is sort of an entity unto itself. The yearbook seems to have a similar flave.....
2 of 22 and never changing
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 20:52:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: the yearbook has always been a cumbersome and largely irrelevant page. the gimmicks were most of the problem, waiting for the dancing rootabagas to change colors. for the poppin johnny to finally load....the bloody rat to stop chewing...for the tranzvestite links to show and all the other associated garbage. It was a page the rube could feel proud of though,
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 20:41:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Saturday, Aug. 17, 2002 Enron's Democrat Pals Documents obtained by TIME show the energy giant enjoyed much closer ties with Clinton Administration regulators than was generally known BY MICHAEL WEISSKOPF Before its messy decline and fall, Enron had plenty of clout in George W. Bush's Washington, from the personal ties between chairman Ken Lay and the President to the company's alleged influence on Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force. But Enron's cozy relationship with Washington didn't start there. Documents obtained by TIME show the energy giant enjoyed much closer ties with Clinton Administration regulators than was generally known. Long before Cheney's task force met with Enron officials and included their ideas in Bush's energy plan, Clinton's energy team was doing much the same thing. Drafting a 1995 plan to help facilitate cash flow and credit for energy producers, it asked for Enron's input-and listened. The staff was directed to "rework the proposal to take into account the specific comments and suggestions you made," Clinton Deputy Energy Secretary Bill White wrote an Enron official. Clinton officials also made efforts to help Enron get business overseas. Clinton Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary included Enron officials on trade missions to India, China, Pakistan and South Africa. White, returning from a 1994 trip to Mexico, wrote chairman Lay that "much opportunity" existed there for natural gas, and he sent a copy of Mexico's energy plans. To persuade an Enron senior vice president to join a mission to Pakistan, White wrote, "I have strong personal relationships with the existing government." Enron showed its gratitude. At Christmas 1995, documents show, it donated an unknown sum of cash in O'Leary's name to a charity called "I Have a Dream." And when Clinton ran for re-election a year later, the company made its largest single contribution ever-$100,000-to the President's party.
wonder where the witch is on this one? Ha!
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 19:24:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, was that memo sent to you from Ho-hum or Adam? Hmmm...

- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 19:17:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: "There's also the links and the linked pics."
been there, done that
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 18:16:20 (EDT)
My two cents are:

By the way, goldendog. That pic from the Plim Plaza was shot two weeks ago today during happy hour. - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 18:13:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Memo to Glint: The HTML capability to post images was pretty impressive while it was exclusive. Now that everyone except 13 knows how to do it, you're just being an asshole." This sounds like the sort of drivel one might expect from someone without the forsight to put in a gate big enough for a backhoe to come through and play with his home baked sewage. It's more than just pushing pics and pretty fonts. There's also the links and the linked pics. I'm prepared for additional methods whereby I can defeat the faux Glints. But it gets ugly and requires the reader to click a mouse. <> *** U p d a t e d * P i c k l e s * a r e * n o w * a v a i l a b l e * o n * t h e * a n c i l l a r y * p a g e *** - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 17:07:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, I prefer the rainbow pic meself. Also, it is nice to see Ruby as a pup on pets page. The dog is now 2 1/2 and soils everywhere. No brain. Cute. Th�nks! PS, you ahve way way too many pop ups to deal with on your sites. Do you actually get any money for those? Pete� - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 16:41:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: *** N E W * C O N T E N T ! *** Remember that kitten from the pound I was telling you about? The 30 day deadline slipped by before we had a chance to return it to the pound. So it looks as though we're stuck with her now. In that regard, I've posted a pic of "Naughty" on the Fornigate pets' page in which the little vandal was busted by my camera. Again, just a link. Trying to conserve bandwith here. It ain't easy bein' green.
Glint
http://members.fortunecity.com/fornigate/pets.html - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 15:49:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: *** N E W * C O N T E N T *** Been updating the page. Nothing too exciting - just maintaining currency. This first one is a new 2002 image of yours truly taken at the Plim Plaza. The previous image, from the 2001 picnic, was getting a little bit stale. To conserve band width I'm only providing a link to the ancillary page where you may view it, if desired. As a bonus you may click on the image for a more "in your face" version...
Glint
http://members.fortunecity.com/fornigate/ - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 15:42:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

WIMP. Pete� - Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 15:30:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, off to the camping trip. No ladder, no net. Call me crazy, but at least it's not LAX!
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 11:46:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Will nobody defend our president*?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 11:45:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.gwbush.com/store/
KEN LAY GOT THE SURPLUS
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 11:10:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know, I know: You're worried about your retirement going up in smoke. You're worried about your bankrupt employer investing your 401K in a Florida mansion. You're worried because the Anthrax mailer is still on the loose. You're worried because the world still hates America and there are still no air marshals on commercial flights. You're worried about Osama Bin Laden FedEx-ing a suitcase nuke to New York. You're worried because I sat on a Clinton plan to dismantle Al-Qaida for 8 months. Well, stop worrying! I've devised the perfect plan to get your mind off all these troubles: ANOTHER WAR WITH SADDAM! Remember how much fun the last one was? Smart Bombs and Stealth fighters! Patriots vs. Scuds! The "Highway of Death!" Remember the briefings with Stormin' Norman? Remember that video of the Iraqi truck getting nailed on that bridge -- and how we all laughed and laughed? Ah, good times, good times. I guarantee you won't think about anything else as long as we have a fun war with Iraq on CNN for you every day and every night......Or your money back! Yes, it'll be an expensive war, and this time Kuwait won't be picking up the tab. Yeah, it'll probably speed the economy's decline into depression. But come on--who needs a job when the War's on TV? Reasons? Do I really have to come up with reasons to go to war with Iraq? Are you really going to make me go through all that trouble of coming up with reasons the way you did my father? Fine, I'll just put in a call to the family PR firm, Hill & Knowlton. What'll it be? Women? Babies? How about puppies? "Saddam slaughters his own puppies." Would that do?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 11:06:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Terrorist War Update!! (I first posted this almost two years ago to sound the alarm. Tragically, nobody listened. Now, eight months after stealing the election and assuming power, the stock market has crashed, people are losing their jobs, the World Trade Center is gone, and our nation is heading off to fight a bloody Holy War in the Middle East. Suddenly, nobody is laughing anymore.) Nice Guy? or the Devil's Spawn? He snorted cocaine ... He dodged the draft....His friends knew him as an alcoholic womanizer with a bad temper....a failure at business until his wealthy friends rescued him......then recently he was elected Governor of Texas.........he still couldn't think his way out of a burning phone booth without the advice of his staff .....and yet suddenly he's become our most celebrated presidential candidate, with the Republican nomination all but sewn up before a single ballot has been cast .... ....... How has He done it? I submit that George Walker Bush is the ANTI-CHRIST ! And finally I have accumulated more-than-enough proof! How do you explain the phenomenal political success of one of this country's least experienced and least intelligent politicians? There are only a few possible explanations: George Bush is a tool of Wealthy Corporate Fatcats (Mammon = Satan) George Bush has sold his soul to Satan in return for political success. America is devolving to monarchy, and looking for another dimwitted King George to crown. George Bush is the Antichrist. All Of The Above In view of all the facts, the last answer seems most plausible to me -- and perhaps after looking at the following evidence you too will agree. The Evidence: Let's look at exhibit 1: The Number of the Beast The Bible shows us a way to prove whether or not a person is the Antichrist, through numerology. Rev 13:18 says: "Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." That is, the number 666. The way biblical scholars and numerologists convert the names of men into numbers is through a simple numerical code. Let's assign the 26 letters of the alphabet the numbers 1 through 26. It looks like this: a 1 i 9 q 17 y 25 b 2 j 10 r 18 z 26 c 3 k 11 s 19 d 4 l 12 t 20 e 5 m 13 u 21 f 6 n 14 v 22 g 7 o 15 w 23 h 8 p 16 x 24 Now if you add up the numbers of his name, George Walker Bush, according to the table above you get 7+5+15+18+7+5 for George, +23+1+12+11+5+18 for Walker, and +2+21+19+8 for Bush, which all adds up to a total of 177 = 1+7+7 = 15 = 1+5 = 6. That's our first six.. Mr. Bush was born July 6, 1946. So if you add up all the digits in his date of birth you get 7+6+1+9+4+6 = 33 = 3+3 = 6. There - now we have our second six. The antichrist's first step in his goal of attaining complete world domination for Satan, was achieved on that fateful day Bush was first elected governor of Texas - his first elected office - on November 8, 1994. Again, just by adding up the digits we get 1+1+8+1+9+9+4 = 33 = 3+3 = 6. The third six. update !! : After losing the popular vote on November 7, 2000, the antichrist will take his next giant leap towards ruling the earth when he is inaugurated president of the United States on January 20, 2001. 1+2+0+2+0+0+1 = 6. Another six to replace the one he had as Governor!! So there you have it folks - 666 - the number of the Beast - beyond any shadow of a doubt now.
lest we forget
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 10:55:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that just a test to see if he'll bother to announce the faux-glint sighting?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:43:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: What is the breakdown on these Kurds, anyway? Any inside dope, Pete?
Glint
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:42:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's why I'm relieved I never had any daughters. Suppose she shows up with her fianc�, and he turns out to be a Kurd. I don't think I could have taken it.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:41:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ewwwww. Kurds.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:38:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Last go-round, Saddam not only got to keep the Weapons of Mass Destruction, he got to keep the whole shebang, north to south and east to west. He even got to keep the Kurds.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:37:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Henry Kissinger a war criminal? This is the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. Split it with that gook, actually. Le Duck Tho? Something like that. Not only did he achieve peace, he achieved peace with honor. A nice little surprise, when it happened. The honor, I mean.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:36:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: It seems only fair, grandma.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:33:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: If the Kurds are next up to bat in Iraq, do they get to keep the Weapons of Mass Destruction?
curious Tampa grandmother
- Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 03:33:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Even the notorious war criminal, Henry Kissinger, is against attacking Iraq. At least, overtly, I guess.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:36:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's why Saddam must go. He knows too much. First we take out Saddam, then the fucking Kurds so they don't grab control! Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:35:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Colorful fonts are so yesterday.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:32:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Officers Say U.S. Aided Iraq in War Despite Use of Gas By PATRICK E. TYLER WASHINGTON, Aug. 17 - A covert American program during the Reagan administration provided Iraq with critical battle planning assistance at a time when American intelligence agencies knew that Iraqi commanders would employ chemical weapons in waging the decisive battles of the Iran-Iraq war, according to senior military officers with direct knowledge of the program. Those officers, most of whom agreed to speak on the condition that they not be identified, spoke in response to a reporter's questions about the nature of gas warfare on both sides of the conflict between Iran and Iraq from 1981 to 1988. Iraq's use of gas in that conflict is repeatedly cited by President Bush and, this week, by his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, as justification for "regime change" in Iraq. The covert program was carried out at a time when President Reagan's top aides, including Secretary of State George P. Shultz, Defense Secretary Frank C. Carlucci and Gen. Colin L. Powell, then the national security adviser, were publicly condemning Iraq for its use of poison gas, especially after Iraq attacked Kurds in Halabja in March 1988.
squealing officers = treasonous bastards
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:27:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll talk to all comers.
Lars Mandible
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:19:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Credible or not, I still feel that a few panels of Popeye would have been nice.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:18:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Go figure. I myself felt that the cartoon was credible. (although I have to admit that the site as a whole is not credible, particularly in light of the prophesies.) Liberals, in effect, should give it up. Whatever we may say about the prophesies, they certainly aren't liberal.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:17:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: That Tom Tomorrow cartoon was incredible.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 23:14:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: How about if I admit I'm delusional? Then will you talk with me because it will be a level playing field?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 22:36:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: uh, no
doink
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 19:26:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Can we talk?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:35:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hard tos ay about the prophecies. Just because they aren't right now, doesn't mean they can't become right later. I always turn to Herbert Armstrong in such matters.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:34:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: That site can't spell credibility, nor is it credible -cartoons included - because...well, because. As if. The prophecies are either right or wrong, okay? Score!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:31:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's the great thing about autopete. If you read it real fast it almost makes sense.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:29:34 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Give me a break! Liberal tripe from Tom Tomorr�w of Salon.com? As if that site could spell credibility. Not. Give it up liberals. Either the prophecies are right or wrong. One thing they are not is liberal. Doink. - Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:26:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Please note that Kinky Friedman got a sleepover. This is the worst thing since Jack Nicholson fisted those two lovelies in the bathroom during that Klintoon bash.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 18:05:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: To the secret service guys on the other side of the door, the pretzel parties sound like a bunch of rugby players kicking watermelons.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:37:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Snippy and Laura "have invited friends and family to stay as guests in the White House?" Hey, wait a minute, the White House belongs to America! The president* is bringing in his low-life buds for pretzel parties? Is nothing sacred? Cigarette burns and Budweiser spills on the Lincoln Rug?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:36:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: WASHINGTON (AP) Republican fund-raisers, relatives and golfer Ben Crenshaw are among dozens of White House overnight guests President Bush and first lady Laura Bush have played host to since moving in last year. The issue of White House sleepovers first arose in the Clinton administration when it was learned that the Democratic Party was rewarding big donors with overnight stays in the Lincoln Bedroom. The Bushes' roughly 160 guests include at least six of President Bush's biggest fund-raisers and their families. White House spokeswoman Anne Womack said she didn't know whether donors, or any other Bush guests, have slept in the Lincoln Bedroom. ''They sleep in a variety of guest rooms in the White House,'' Womack said. ''The president and Mrs. Bush enjoy spending time with their friends and family and have invited friends and family to stay as guests in the White House.'' A half dozen Bush donors and fund-raisers known as ''pioneers'' are among the guests on a list released late Friday by the White House. Each raised at least $100,000 for Bush's 2000 campaign, helping him take in a record $100 million for the primary. They include Roland Betts, a Yale classmate of Bush's and a former partner of his in the Texas Rangers baseball team; venture capitalist and Republican National Committee fund-raiser Brad Freeman; Texas rancher and state Sen. Teel Bivins; Boston businessman Joe O'Donnell; and Joe O'Neill of Midland, Texas, an oilman and childhood friend of Bush credited with introducing him to Laura Bush. Womack said the Bush fund-raisers are also longtime friends of the Bushes. Larry Noble, executive director of the Center for Responsive Politics, a campaign-finance watchdog group, said whether the Bushes are letting contributors stay in the Lincoln Bedroom ''matters symbolically,'' regardless of whether the donors are also family friends. ''The Republicans made a very big deal about it during the Clinton administration,'' Noble said. ''In this whole business, the whole issue is perception.'' The halting of White House tours for the general public since the Sept. 11 attacks may present a new issue for the Bushes, he said. Only children's groups, veterans and guests of members of Congress are currently allowed on tours. ''The American public's access to the White House has been severely restricted,'' Noble said. ''So you may have an increased perception problem if in fact large contributors are getting access to the White House.''
Selling the Lincoln flop, part II
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:33:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: MOSCOW (AP) - Iraq and Russia are close to signing a $40 billion economic cooperation plan, Iraq's ambassador said Saturday, a deal that could put Moscow at odds with the United States as it considers a military attack against Baghdad.
Pootie-poot is stabbing Snippy in the back?
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:30:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: WASHINGTON - Government watchdog Larry Klayman today accused the Bush administration of investigating him in an "illegal" effort to "intimidate" him into backing off his own investigation of Vice President Dick Cheney's alleged corporate improprieties. Klayman, chairman and general counsel of public-interest law firm Judicial Watch, said in a letter to President Bush that he has "reason to believe" that the investigation is "likely being conducted" by Cheney's personal law firm, Williams & Connolly LLP. "We have learned through a well-placed, high-level informant that an investigation is being conducted into me by, or on behalf of, the Republican Party and/or your administration," Klayman wrote Bush, requesting that he instruct Attorney General John Ashcroft to open a criminal probe.
oh, yeah, right, "watchdog"; another example of liberal press bias
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:27:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: WASHINGTON - Government watchdog Larry Klayman today accused the Bush administration of investigating him in an "illegal" effort to "intimidate" him into backing off his own investigation of Vice President Dick Cheney's alleged corporate improprieties. Klayman, chairman and general counsel of public-interest law firm Judicial Watch, said in a letter to President Bush that he has "reason to believe" that the investigation is "likely being conducted" by Cheney's personal law firm, Williams & Connolly LLP. "We have learned through a well-placed, high-level informant that an investigation is being conducted into me by, or on behalf of, the Republican Party and/or your administration," Klayman wrote Bush, requesting that he instruct Attorney General John Ashcroft to open a criminal probe.
oh, yeah, right, "watchdog"; another example of liberal press bias
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:27:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: How about a little Nancy and Sluggo? That Aunt Fritzie is a fox! Growwwwf!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:19:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Once you have it cached, the cartoon loads quick. But could you post a little Donald Duck? Unca Scrooge is my favorite.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:19:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: An OK cartoon, but I fail to see what relevance it has to fornigate. Unless it's the urine-colored mushroom cloud from the weapon of mass destruction, or the Oval Office drapes.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:18:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
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- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 17:13:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Pete’s a wanker! - Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 16:00:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where's Pete? I haven't seen a new urine-colored post in hours.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:29:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Keep it up, anonymous. The more idiotic reminiscences you post the more time I'll have to kill page-loading before that goddamn Contour picture starts hogging resources.
.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:27:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Beagles have bath-mats?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:25:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Back in those days, about the best a kid could do in that department was shinny up the tetherball pole. I knew one kid, John Arnott, who at the end of recess you would always see him hanging on the top of the tetherball pole and flapping his thighs against it. But Arnott also ate ear-wax, so you can see what dignity he had. If Jocelyn Elders had had her way every kid in America would be chugging ear-wax and hanging off tether-ball poles like a bunch of beagles humping bath-mats.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:24:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: The best book about jealousy was not Othello, but the Red and the Black. Read it once when I was thirteen. Didn't have anything else to do... it was before Jocelyn Elders taught kids alternative things to do with their time and their hands.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:22:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Jealousy is a liebral trademark? Othello was a liebral? Must have been. The guy was a boog.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:19:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm assuming there's a stand-up comic name of Shecky Greene. I know there's a Shecky something.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:15:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Haw haw haw haw haw haw.
the liebral judge, a sap for the Shecky Greene act
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:14:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gorsh, I wonder whether it's the parrots that are for sale or maybe the cages? And when I'm mulling that over, it's probably a good idea to stare off to the side of the road to keep the problem fresh in my mind.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:13:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why bother? This is a guy who puts his confusion about parrots and parrot cages before the lives of his fellow human beings.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:11:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Defining the term enemy combatant and determining who fits the designation are matters strictly for the military, according to administration lawyers. That's just not good enough. The White House is handling war-related defendants in so many different ways that it appears a matter of convenience when the Constitution applies and when it doesn't. John Walker Lindh, like Hamdi, is a U.S. citizen captured fighting with the Taliban in Afghanistan. But Lindh was charged in federal court, had lawyers, appeared repeatedly before a federal judge and ultimately arranged a plea bargain for 20 years in a civilian prison. Jose Padilla is also a U.S. citizen. Suspected of plotting to detonate a dirty bomb somewhere in this country, he was apprehended as he got off a plane in Chicago. But Padilla was designated an enemy combatant. So unlike Lindh, who actually took up arms against U.S. forces, Padilla is locked in a military brig, without charges, lawyers or the right to a trial. Then there is Zacarias Moussaoui. The so- called 20th hijacker is not a U.S. citizen, but he's faring better in this constitutional sweepstakes than citizens Padilla and Hamdi. Moussaoui, charged in the Sept. 11 attack, has access to lawyers and has appeared repeatedly in a federal court in preparation for trial. Rights that can be respected or ignored so arbitrarily are no rights at all.
I know, I know, but we've got to try to educate Glint, at least
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:10:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't remind me about the code. Gives me a headache just thinking about it. The only thing I ever tried to figure out that was more complicated was determining latitude by the apparent positions of the moons of Jupiter.
no number
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 13:06:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm working on it. That and trying to decipher Pete's secret code.
13
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 12:40:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Although I figure it has to do with posting image search links to picture files.
no number
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 12:33:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know how to do it.
no number, just a pawn
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 12:31:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Memo to Glint: The HTML capability to post images was pretty impressive while it was exclusive. Now that everyone except 13 knows how to do it, you're just being an asshole.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 12:23:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: I saw about an inch of the contour. Pretty impressive case of acne form what I saw.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 12:06:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Has anyone hung around long enough to see the whole "contour?"
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 11:40:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are 401k's doing badly? Thank goodness I have the old-fashioned kind of pension, the one that gives you a steady income as long as you hang on, with cost of living increases. Although, you know, if I could trade it in I'd sure trade for a tax-deferred fistful of AOL. Being as how the summer doldrums are over.
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- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 11:39:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Take that, liberal scum" quoth the Fgate Pubbie jismers prior to checking their 401Ks then secretly wishing Wild Bill would come back so they could stop enjoying the deepening war & poverty of the Dirty Little Bush years.
G. Samsa
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 11:27:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's the contour

Take that Liberal scum! - Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:46:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: You don't need no knife in Rio. Forget about the knife. You need what the brasileiros call "camisas de Venus." Shirts of Venus. No knife. You pull a knife, the other guy, if he's a poor man, will either be puzzled or pull a machete, and if he's a step up from pour and a pitiful asshole he'll pull one of those Brazilian pistols that are just as good as your Smith or your Colt and cost a third as much. Brazil is not like the rest of South America-- much less machismo hangup. A friendly place. Just don't leave your cash where it's easy to get and be polite and everything will be OK. Lesson number one: Oghi, como vai? Or Ola, como vai? Just like in the Santana record. Hello, how go? Vou bem, obrigado = go well, obliged. You can't go wrong. An fairly even mix of Spanish and French, maybe more French, and some Italian for spice. Ciao = goodbye. Ciaozinho = goodbye for a little bit. Spaghetti com bolas de carne = spaghetti with meat balls. You get the idea. The pronounciation is a little tricky. That last sounds like "spa-getchi co bolaz juh carney." Rio de Janeiro is pronounced "Heeyo juh juhnayroo." You'll pick it up quick. Camisa de Venus = "kah-meeza juh vay-noose." Plus there are twenty or thirty hand gestures you can't do without. Piece of cake.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:23:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Veterans Fault Bush on Medical Care Wed Aug 14, 7:03 PM ET........ WASHINGTON (AP) - The top official of the American Legion, which represents nearly 3 million wartime veterans, said Wednesday that President Bush let down all men and women who served in the Armed Forces when he canceled funds for their medical care. Bush announced Wednesday that he would not release a $5.1 billion bundle in emergency spending because Congress, attaching an all-or-nothing condition, lumped in millions of dollars in programs that Bush did not request and that were unrelated to the bill's homeland security mission. Included in the package that Bush rejected was $275 million for the Department of Veterans Affairs to reduce backlogs at the nation's VA medical centers. More than 300,000 veterans new to the VA system are on waiting lists - some more than one year long - for the initial medical exams they need in order to qualify for prescription drug benefits, said Richard Santos, national commander of the American Legion. "If that's not an emergency, then nothing is," Santos said Wednesday. He recalled how Bush, as a presidential candidate, pledged to the Legion's 2000 national convention that he would, if elected, "work with Congress to raise the standard of service not just for veterans, but for our military retirees." Now, said Santos, "we feel we've been let down. A verbal promise in front of 6,000 people is something you have to keep." White House spokeswoman Claire Buchan said the $275 million that was blocked would have provided less than five days of operating funds "and won't solve the problem of the backlog in the 46 days that we have left in this fiscal year." For the budget year that begins Oct. 1, she noted, Bush asked for a $1.9 billion increase for veterans' medical care. "The president believes that those who served our country deserve excellent health care and the president has a strong record on behalf of America's veterans," Buchan said.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:18:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: What do you expect from a pineapple who grew up with his brain baking in the tropical sun and his underpants spreading his cheeks like a rubber sheet stretched over a well-prepared souffl�? Guy who matriculated at Golden Gate College and came out a partially-qualified paralegal? Sure it's a code. The code of the born dim-bulb. The poor, pathetic, mildly irritating asshole.
House of Meat
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:11:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: I finally get it! The code is awkward, stupid, redundant writing! Shee-it! It's been going on four year and I didn't even know it!
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- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:06:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: HEROES BLAST COWARD-IN-CHIEF Threaten Boycott Of 9/11 Tribute Firefighters: "Don't Lionize Us...Then Stab Us In The Back" WASHINGTON - The International Association of Firefighters caused a furor yesterday by voting unanimously to consider boycotting President Bush's October speech honoring the 343 FDNY personnel who died in New York. The umbrella group for the nation's firefighter unions is furious that Bush cut $340 million in funding last week, some of which would have improved outdated radio equipment - a key reason so many firefighters didn't hear warnings to get out of the twin towers Sept. 11. "President Bush, you are either with us or against us. You can't have it both ways," said the association's general president, Harold Schaitberger. "Don't lionize our fallen brothers in one breath and then stab us in the back." Full Story When a clumsy Governor Bush stood on the rubble at Ground Zero and mumbled inanities through a bullhorn with his arm draped around a firefighter, Chris Matthews claimed it was the end of any election 2000 controversy, and that Usurper had been "anointed" then and there, once and for all, by firefighters. So now that the firefighters see him for what he is (a phony who utilizes them for photo ops), does this mean that he's been "unanointed"?
dirty little bush backstabs hero 9/11 firefighters
- Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 01:04:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: What is baseball?
doink
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 23:47:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Be c�reful 22:54, you might just trip over the code, or some poetry. Doink.

- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 23:46:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush would be 'furious' is baseball strike was not avoided.
Not furious! Not again! He was fuious about the Hebrew Univ. bombing, sure, but we're talking baseball!
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 23:23:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not just common, but typically common, eh?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:54:03 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Jeal�usy is another typically common liberal trademark. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:50:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Got to start thinking about Rio. Brush up on my Portugee. Update the passport. Can't carry a long knife on a plane anymore. Hell, can't even carry a nail clipper. Guess I'll buy a blade when I'm down there. Let's talk.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:35:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: The only good thing about this font disaster is that Glint and especially Pete seem depressed and personally wounded by it. The bad guys have the secret code! For the first time in my life I have the ugly feeling that the sneaky liebrals might actually win. If they can break the code, what can't they do? Next thing you know, every thirteen-year-old in America will know how to masturbate!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:17:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Spent the whole fucking week on a Value Engineering team. Outside the box, Leonardo daVinci's helicopter, left side of the brain, you know the drill-- the whole nine yards. Seldom been so relieved to see Friday roll around. And then I find a bunch of yahoos fucking with the fonts and a big pile of dirt in the back yard, shoveled up because no back-hoe will fit through the gate. It's enough to make a man drink a pot of coffee and a quart of rum, take a few bong-hits of Humboldt pod, and fall.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:15:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: I say kill their leaders, starting with that crybaby Vicente Fox, and then forcibly convert them to pentacostalism. Shit, the little fuckers jabber in tongues already.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:10:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Saw a TV show about forest fires where they said most of the contract fire-crews were now beaners because the work was too tough for Americans. I'm here to say, though, that the idea that the Mexican can out-work an American is a myth. I know, because I used to work alongside the beaner in the cabbage-hoeing business. Oh, sure, they're all show when the boss is looking, and they're all go if they get paid by the weed, but leave a Mexican to work just for the joy of work, the way an American will, just for the joy of seeing the sweat pour off his face into the cabbage, and the next thing you know he's under a cactus branch strumming Celito Linda on the four-string guitar.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:07:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cost me eighty bucks every two or three months for sewer, drainage, and some other fucking thing I can't remember and probably don't need either (remember when MK bitched because he thought people were getting it from the nanny-state?) So what do I get? A big fucking pile of dirt, a hole covered with shitty farm plywood, and a joint of pipe sitting there by the whole pretending that somebody is going to come out and fix my sewer connection with it. Mean-time, what is happening to the tirds?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 22:00:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, Monday or Tuesday night I come home and there's this huge pile of dirt in the back yard and a note from the Mexicans saying they'll come back tomorrow and fill it in. So what do I have on Friday night? A fucking huge pile of dirt and no shovel-carrying beaners in sight. How the hell am I going to water the lawn when it's covered with a tarp and a huge pile of lovingly-shoveled dirt? These fuckers are getting in my craw. Goddamn goverment workers will do it every time. Probably sleeping under a pile of tax money somewhere. I feel like calling up the sewer service and making them come out on Sunday and do it while the other greasers are celebrating mass.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:57:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: And is there any way to keep these poordevil Mexicans from walking down the street with their pushcarts, trying to sell popsicles? Do I need to see this heart-wrenching shit out my front door? Some poor beaner in a ball-cap pushing a cart down my street, ringing bells, trying to eke out a miserable existence? Meanwhile the rich arab bastards drive around in air-conditioned popsicle trucks? In a libertarian society there would be no roads and the sonofabitches would stay away.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:53:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plus the goddam scrub jays been pecking the tomaters. I'll shoot one of the fuckers, I swear to god. I call them "Bing birds."
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:51:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do those ultrasound cat repellers work? I'm tired of dipping my flops in catshit every time I go outside.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:50:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bing! Don't get me started.
Blint
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:48:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: This whole thing wouldn't be happening if it weren't for fucking Bing!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:28:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm having problems with the neighbors' cats. Could somebody insert a button linking to the electronic pest repeller site?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:28:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: It wasn't Elders herself who was the straw breaking THAT camel's back, dude. It was New Dork Times theater critic Frank Rich rhapsodically supporting her genius idea of teaching children to masturbate. Doink.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:26:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: I won't ever forgive Jocelyn Elders for teaching the children of America how to jerk off and I'm pleased to see that Ann Coulter won't ever forgive her either. Enough with liebral Big Government self-help programs.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 21:23:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:59:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:58:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Russ? Are you done with Gary yet!? Pwuss!
Anonymous.
Faster Pussycat, Faster - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:56:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Magenta?? Where's the fuschia? Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:55:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Try replacing the +1 with another number.
Fun with size
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:54:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Give me a break! This sl�t has no chance whatsoever. She and ehr inbred hick hubby are the old West Nile Virus. Gone. Kaput Toast. Cretinous pasture goaders. NO ONE beleives these tirdly liars. Not even the moron liar liberals. Doesn't pass the laugh test. (If it ever did.)

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:53:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Send me the codes, Pete. I'm on vacation, but will use them when I return.
Gary 98-1/-1
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:52:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Hey! A pinched loaf to go with the urine! HAW! HAW! HAW! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:52:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Go, Buffies! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:49:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plan D From Outer Space. Great, cheesy low-budget flick from the 50s. The flying saucer was really a pineapple suspended from string.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:48:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Red Alert!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:47:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, I figured these frauds out. Read your EMAIL. RED ALERT. Go to Diversionary Code Plan until the entries are altered. Double Doink. Whamp whump whum-uhm. Pah-whoo-utt.
P�t�
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:47:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that part of code for Plan D?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:45:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

GO SLIPPERY ROCK!!! My two cents are:

Poor, pathetic asshole My two cents are: 62-36 Tick tock.
Anonymous.
Glint, this link might help. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:37:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Uh oh, the sKers are looking like a M*A*S*H unit: "Friday, August 16 Cornhuskers hoping nose tackle not out again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Associated Press LINCOLN, Neb. -- Nose tackle Jason Lohr, just off a yearlong break for a knee injury, was injured again Friday in the final scrimmage of Nebraska's fall camp. Lohr, a former star at Jenks High School in Oklahoma, was to have his left knee examined by doctors later Friday, coach Frank Solich said. It was the same knee he injured last September in the Notre Dame game. "Jason was just getting back in playing shape,'' Solich said. "He is an excellent leader, and if the injury is serious, it would be extremely disheartening for everybody.'' Lohr, a senior, played in just two games last year. He had 46 tackles in 2000 and 33 the year before th�t." - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:34:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Anne's one hot mama.

I�m Super Pineapple!! I�m invincible! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:34:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Looks like the evile witch is back. Time to snap the ruby shoes.
burrrrnnnnn herrrrrrr!!!!!
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:29:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: You don't. Only Glint and the "right peopel" know.
Doink.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:28:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Only a guy like autopete could appreciate Ann Coulter's style*.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:27:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Damn Armey, Scowcroft, the Pentagon and all the other liebrals for not wanting to conquer Iraq again! Look, so what if your retirement plans are shot and the administration* is populated by corporate criminals and the Constitution has been suspended and your neighbor is spying on you. So what? Can't we at least kick Saddam's ass again and again? Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:26:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: You don't. That's the fun part.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:24:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, Anne has told me in confidence that she gets most of her really good stuff out of Pete's open letters to the freep forum. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:24:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: But how do WE know?
Casual lurker
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:24:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah ... the hyperlink code. This one's going to be tough to crack. It looks like Pete will finally have the satisfaction of knowing which posts are really his.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:22:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: " Their comically counterintuitive positions are inevitably backed up with long, complicated explanations about the dire risk of encouraging "hard-liners," the enemy's "paranoia," or clever points such as "teenagers will have sex anyway." The arguments not only make no sense ab initio, but openly contradict one another."
Anonymous.
Anne sure knows how to expose the liar liebrals for the traitors and thieves they really are. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:17:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Today's truth. "Make Liberals Safe, Legal and Rare August 14 , 2002 WHENEVER A LIBERAL begins a peevish complaint with "of course, we all agree ..." your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at. Liberal sophistry requires pretending they support, for example, sexual abstinence (for teenagers) and marriage (between heterosexuals); making abortion and drug use "rare"; America's winning the war on terrorism -- and before that, winning the Cold War. Fascinatingly, their proposals for achieving these goals are invariably the opposite of what any normal person might think would work. Instead of punishing bad behavior and rewarding good behavior, liberals often feel it is the better part of valor to reward bad behavior and punish good behavior. Of course, we all agree that Fidel Castro is a bad man. That's why we need to lift travel restrictions and trade with Cuba! Of course, we all agree that abortion should be "rare." That's why all reasonable regulations of abortion must be fought against like wild banshees! (One proven method of making something "rare" is to make it illegal.) Their comically counterintuitive positions are inevitably backed up with long, complicated explanations about the dire risk of encouraging "hard-liners," the enemy's "paranoia," or clever points such as "teenagers will have sex anyway." The arguments not only make no sense ab initio, but openly contradict one another. While pretending to oppose drug use, The New York Times has supported programs to give addicts needles, referring in a 1998 editorial to "some interesting new ideas" such as "needle exchanges." In the case of cigarettes, however, liberals enthusiastically embrace the otherwise mystifying concept of punishing bad behavior. Thus, the Times has cheered on Mayor Michael Bloomberg's obsessive desire to outlaw smoking, referring to his proposed ban on smoking in bars as an attempt to close "a major loophole in the city's anti-smoking law." Aren't people going to smoke anyway? Why not make smoking "safe, legal and rare" -- just like abortion? The liberal clergy at the Times has criticized sex education programs that purport to discourage sexual activity among teenagers, while unaccountably neglecting to hand out condoms and scented candles. Times theater critic Frank Rich has rhapsodically supported Joycelyn Elders' genius idea of teaching children to masturbate: "The more people talk about masturbation, the more fears can be dispelled among those young people." (Thirteen-year-old boys could probably teach him a few tricks.) So it was striking that a recent op-ed piece in the Times opposed a Bush administration's plan to encourage marriage. Needless to say, it included the ritualistic disclaimer: "Of course, none of this is to say that marriage is not a wonderful institution." It seems that, in this one case, "we don't need government programs to convince people ... that marriage is good for them." We do, however, urgently need government programs to teach them that dying of AIDS is bad for them. (At least we finally have the left on record opposing some federal government program other than national defense and an independent counsel investigating a Democrat.) Currently, liberals pretend to be rooting for America in the war on terrorism. To show their support, they oppose America doing anything. Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., said: "We are all prepared to give the men and women in law enforcement the latitude necessary to protect our nation." Despite what "we all" support, Durbin said using appearance to sort potential terrorists from non-terrorists "reflects not only poor judgment, but poor law enforcement." Really? Which law enforcement experts concluded that surveilling angry Middle Eastern men with smoke pouring out of their trousers would be "poor law enforcement"? Seems unlikely. For some reason, liberals think it's fun to give Arab terrorists a chance. Democrats claim to support invading Iraq -- just not yet! As the AP recently reported, "the Democrats always preface comments on Iraq with a general statement that Saddam must go." Of course we all agree that Saddam must go. But first -- there are many worthless objections to be raised. Sore loser Al Gore has said that before invading Iraq we need to establish peace in the Mideast, create a perfect Jeffersonian democracy in Afghanistan, and get the American-hating French and Germans on board. Also invent cold fusion and put a man on Mars. Then will the time be ripe for a pre-emptive attack! Liberals also carped pointlessly about the war in Afghanistan last fall. Their principal complaint was that we were going to lose. Among many, many other liberals, columnist Maureen Dowd raised the specter of Vietnam and called Afghanistan "another quagmire." She said that Rear Adm. John Stufflebeem "may be the last to know that Afghanistan is a stubborn and durable place." After we routed the Taliban approximately five minutes later, Dowd said, "The liberation of Afghanistan is a wonderful thing, of course." Of course. And something you said we couldn't do. "Of course we all agree" always means liberals don't agree, but are under no illusions about the popularity of what they really believe. " Doink! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:12:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nah, the Doinkers just got some liberal rag site: http://www.bartcop.com/ If they really had Dr. Laura's Bush, it would crowd out the jpeg bandwidth. Gr�ss!!! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:07:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are those real tomb stones or is Grace using vibrating faux ones?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 20:03:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

It's good to see Grace N again. Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:58:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Thou shall not spread. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:47:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes and yes. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:42:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, do we really have a Plan D, or am I just jerking off? Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:40:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush is always worthy.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:38:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:38:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Four ways to play with fonts? The only play here is in getting the commands onto the page. After that, it's straight html. Play with it off line. If you come up with something really good, like a picture of Dr. Laura's bush, then put it on line if you must.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:37:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: No! Plan D is just bullshit? You could knock me over with a feather.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:34:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Anybody can imitate a goober. It is horse of an entirely different color to actually be a goober.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:33:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, yeah, Plan D. In the end, Plan D, is just another layer of bullshit. Plan D gains you nothing, unless knowing 4 ways to play with the fonts is some kind of virtuous goal. Is it?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:32:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: What is the stuff about the "progression?" Who cares? What I care about is Pete's political acumen. The way he can call a primary election. The way he can dissect out the crux of an issue and throw it to the pigs, and sit gnawing on the leavings.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:30:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: 9:13:23 and 19:10:28, probably, but not , 18:51. Perhaps 19:24:38. Or not.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:28:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think 19:13:23, 18:51 and 19:10:28 are real. I'm not sure about the rest.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:27:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

19:19:33 you throw around terms like �as�ii coded progression� a bit too freely. The real progression lies elsewhere and only glint and I have access to it, on my port 110. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:24:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are you sure that was Pete? I can't tell any more.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:23:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: 19:19:33 could use a ??? But if you did that everytime Pete pretended to know what he was talking about and tripped over himself the ? key would wear out in a week.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:22:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was just the mood, the bonhommie of courtroom jocularity. Parrots, hell, it could have been Elvis velvets or fireworks or watermelons. The judge was in the mood for a belly-laugh from the bench, and wasn't going to wait around for Shecky Greene to show up.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:20:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
I was. (sigh) - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:19:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sorry, 19:13:23, you have missed the as�ii coded progression component to Plan D. Not likely your brain-less whit would ever get clued in. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:19:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe you had to be there.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:16:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: "You need access to my port 110"
Say, this really is starting to sound like "Deliverance"
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:16:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is there someone here who can explain what's funny about the parrots and the cages? Or is it the air bag that's funny? What's the gag?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:15:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
CAIRO (Reuters) - Egyptian police have arrested a man who performed brain surgery on a number of people even though he had only a primary school education, court sources said Wednesday. The 40-year-old saw around 200 patients a week in the oasis town of Fayoum near Cairo. He charged 22 Egyptian pounds ($4.74) per patient and operated on a number of people but the fate of his victims was not immediately known. The man had forged a secondary school certificate and claimed to have studied brain surgery in Cairo and Germany. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:13:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Very funny, 19:10:28. Same for you 18:51 and 19:07. Only true patriots know the intricacies of Plan D. The rest of you are lost. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:13:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I wouldn't worry about 18:51, 19:07, cause neither of you is in s�nch yet with the progression code. You need access to my port 110 with complex chart to determine that. So, pucker up, this one ain't gonna get broke. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:10:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's that horse-faced termagant or shrew say about all this?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:08:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Quick, Glint, embed the "Dueling Petes" midi!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:08:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: They can't seem to follow the rythmic pr�gression. Watch the patterns. Ha!

- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:07:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nice try, 18:51:01. You still haven�t a clue. Doink. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:07:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Even half a brain would be too generous to describe you. Doink. � - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 19:05:59 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Anyone with ahlf a brain can see that 18:23:39 is a afke. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:51:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, you haven't. Doink. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:23:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes I ahve. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:16:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, you ahven't. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:14:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Look, my dog runs, like and on ran dingo, etc. So, unless you guys can get a clue, forget about the A to Z nonsense. No matter what happens, I am not and never have been a socialist demonrat like you tirdz. Doink.
Pete�
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:13:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes I ahve. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:13:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Pete’s a wanker! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 18:03:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, let us never forget that your greatest moment on this page was when you so eloquently started calling the women folk cunts and twats. That, Pete, was plan A to Z.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 17:40:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Uh, oh, here comes Yellow Dog. Doink.

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 17:31:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sorry, 16:37:57, you still ahven't figured out Plan D, yet. Pete� - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 17:27:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh my Gosh! All I did was look at the thing. Earlier this week, the following [REDACTED] story appeared on a space news site: "CONTOUR was recorded during low-alt. pass Aug. 9/10 (August 13 at 19h UT) The CONTOUR spacecraft was brighter than expected during its last low-altitude pass over North America Friday night, August 9/10, with estimates generally running around 8th to 9th mag., although one observer reported it at 7th mag. Frank Anet and Walter Morgan managed to obtain a few video sequences of the spacecraft from California. Frank noted that CONTOUR's path was accurately predicted, but that it seemed to be about 6 seconds late. That's understandable with such an orbit; small variations in atmospheric drag are difficult to model and cause the time errors. CCD observations were made from Colorado, and the spacecraft was observed as far east as Maryland, by [REDACTED] at [REDACTED] Observatory." But now this news flash:

"Contour: Missing in Action" Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 17:08:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Something like this makes me glad I got that 0.0003 Lux video camera. It's had quite a workout lately. I've counted four possible impacts of Perseids hitting the moon, which have yet to be confirmed. Here's an interesting BBC News story. Looks like another fun Saturday night alone with my 9" in the observatory! That ought to make your fonts green with envy. Glint.

click: Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 16:59:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Let them ahve it, glint. The Liebrals have nothing but name-calling and innuendo. Doink. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 16:37:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Looks like Glint's owning up to 'disgusting' and 'sickening', but drawing the line at 'perverted.'
Hmmmmmm
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 16:32:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Perverted things, such as? <> Look at you all. A bunch of Liberals scrambling into your font-colored clothes on the shoulders of a giant like so many parrots lining the road. A menace to the smooth flow of traffic, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Just do me a favor and don't give the font password to golden dog. Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 16:28:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: You ought to read that press release carefully, Glint. It really flies in the face of all the disgusting, sickening, and perverted things you've said about President Bush.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 15:39:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: THE PRESIDENT: Well, thank you all very much. Good morning. Laura and I are thrilled to be here. First, I want you to tell your neighbors that we really appreciated the good folks of New Windsor lining the road to wave. It made us feel great this morning, coming in from the middle school where we landed, by the way. I don't know how many times a helicopter has landed on the soccer field of the middle school -- (laughter) -- but it did this morning. And a lot of your townsfolk were out there to greet us. And for that we are really, really grateful, so please tell them thanks on our behalf.

our town Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 15:32:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: And then he spit up his oatmeal all over his bib.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 15:08:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: "I call upon the technology community in our country, those who gave us colored fonts on the Fornigate board, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace, to give us the means of rendering long download times impotent and obsolete." - Ronnie

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 15:05:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Keep battling, Glint, you poor rube.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:41:51 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, is everything ready for plan D? The rope, amyl nitrate and boy scout uniform? - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:41:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:

�"Faux Glints at 13:45:47 and 13:56:23. Glint" Not quite. Glint.� As if. Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:37:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I doubtr wanker hummer hasn't cracked anything lately, particularly cracks of the variant variety. At elast they still haven't figured out Plan D yet. Soon, they will completely screw up the site. Watch. Doinkers. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:36:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Faux Glints at 13:45:47 and 13:56:23. Glint" Not quite. Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:34:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint, real Glint, what's the difference? Autopete, Pete, what's the difference?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:16:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Faux Glints at 13:45:47 and 13:56:23. Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:07:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm telling you, pal, it took about 15 minutes to crack the code.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:05:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Furthermore, technically, Pete�s not a wanker. He�s, er, not equipped for the task, so to speak. Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:04:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Some catching up to do. Mr Wizz said at 01:07:34, "Technically, white isn't a "color"; it's the absence of a unique spectral reflection." Technically, in the case of light, which letters on a phosphorescent computer screen are, white is the combination of all colors. It is the borg of rainbow land. Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:56:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

See them swaggering like a bunch of would be Einsteins. Standing on the shoulders of the giant who came before them. It took one thinking ape oo-oo-oo-ing who dragged his knuckles up to the watering hole and then picked up a bone figuring out how to konk another ape over the head with it. Likewise with this HTML thing. Others come here to drink and ask "Why?" I on the other hand asked, "Why not?" The power of the HTML has been released and is now proliferating throughout Forn Url. Use it for good and not evil. Use its power to illuminate and not to destroy! Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:45:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Most conservative women are actually schlong-dangling dudes with "issues" (especially Debbie Schlussel and Anne Coulter -- PEEEE-YOOK). Whether it's because they're among that subset of men-turned-women who changed genders because they hate themselves (which explains their abnormal conservative attitudes in a world in which only the liberal element would embrace them), or just a freak accident of history, genetics and upbringing, we may never know." But this much we do know: I have the good sense to tell a fine-lookin' woman from a horse-faced bitch, as 81,309 men have confirmed. Thank you. Good night. -- Brent Johnson, May 24, 2002 http://www.noapologiespress.com/editorial/GodSpake/Rants/gsrant5b.html
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:44:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: PusFont's Fess Parker music? Now, that's funny.
Plinth
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:40:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Heard that thousands have gathered in Memphis to honor the anniversary of Elvis' drug overdose. They must be music lovers who appreciated that day.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:38:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You're a broken man, Glint, reduced to cliches about immitation and flattery. Your rule was short and inconsequential except for fucking up the loading time. Poor, pathetic manic-depressive. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:26:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: *(page 116)
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:25:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like Richard Cohen may be just a tad jealous of best selling author Ann Coulter. What an ugly vicious nasty man. His column is a mirror his own personality. He's is a half-wit, a termagant, a dimwit, a blowhard. A physically ugly jew who would have made a fine mistress for Der Fuhrer.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:24:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Immitation *is* the highest form of flattery. Thank you! - Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 13:03:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Commencing rectal probe of Ann Coulter...
It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:53:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Downloading JISM virus...Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:42:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Analysis of Bush presidency suggests a nation overthrown Consider this: An inarticulate, politically inexperienced man with family links to a previous national regime comes to provincial leadership. Subsequently he gains the highest national office without winning the popular vote. The election in which he was declared the victor is considered compromised by his brother's province. He appoints a chief law enforcement officer who has repeatedly called for constitutional revisions. Regulatory agencies are filled with those previously regulated. Soldiers patrol transportation centers. International treaties are abrogated. International legal organizations are shunned. Roles of police and military are blurred. Law enforcement agencies are centralized. Individual civil rights are reduced. A "shadow" government is created. Domestic surveillance is increased. People are encouraged to spy on each other. Military budgets are increased. The military establishes a disinformation program. Media access to government is limited. Consultations with the legislative branch decline. Connections to corrupt corporate sponsors are disavowed. Efforts to further plunder natural resources for profit are initiated. Access to past administrations' documents is limited. A war mentality is established with imprecise enemies. Nebulous fear- inducing alerts are periodically released. National level profiling is introduced. People are imprisoned without public charges and unknown others are "disappeared." Does the word "coup" come to mind? --
Dirty Litte Bush Coup d'Etat
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:30:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, golly, if I can Armageddon the economy surely I can Armageddon the whole world! How do you spell Armageddon, anyhow?
Dirty Little Bush
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:26:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush family advisers at war over Iraq By Paul McGeough, Herald Correspondent in New York August 17 2002 The Bush family advisers on national security are staging a dramatic face-off on the fate of Saddam Hussein, as the man who advised the former president George Bush warns that an attack on Iraq would jeopardise, if not destroy, the war on terrorism. Brent Scowcroft, who helped put together the international coalition that went to war against Iraq when it invaded Kuwait, warned that the fallout from a new war with Iraq could be "Armageddon in the Middle East". The Scowcroft pitch in The Wall Street Journal followed a BBC interview in which Condoleezza Rice, National Security Adviser to the current President George Bush, argued there was a powerful moral case for regime change in Iraq because left to his own devices, the "evil man" Hussein would wreak havoc on his people and his neighbours. Dr Rice's argument was seen as an attempt by the White House to rally sceptical public opinion in Britain and Europe. But Mr Scowcroft is seen as the linchpin in a loosely organised campaign by influential Republicans to stay the president's hand. Coming amid a chorus of concern from Republican senators and members of Congress, the Scowcroft commentary followed a warning by former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger that the US risked creating instability in the Middle East and alienating its allies in the war on terrorism. advertisement advertisement Lawrence Eagleburger, another member of the first Bush team, also weighed in yesterday with a claim that unless Hussein had "his hand on the trigger" of a weapon of mass destruction, he could not understand the White House urge to attack. Mr Scowcroft, who is considered to be the elder statesman of the Republican foreign affairs establishment, wrote: "Israel would have to expect to be the first casualty, as in 1991 when Saddam sought to bring Israel into the Gulf conflict. This time, using weapons of mass destruction, he might succeed, provoking Israel to respond, perhaps with nuclear weapons, unleashing an Armageddon in the Middle East." Mr Scowcroft said: "There is scant evidence to tie Saddam to terrorist organisations, and even less to September 11. Saddam's goals have little in common with the terrorists who threaten us, and there is little incentive for him to make common cause with them. "He is unlikely to risk his investment in weapons of mass destruction, much less his country, by handing such weapons to terrorists who would use them for their own purposes and leave Baghdad as the return address. "While Saddam is thoroughly evil, he is above all a power-hungry survivor."There were signs of frustration in the attack camp yesterday, when the best argument that could be mustered against Mr Scowcroft came from Richard Perle, a former Reagan official who now heads a Pentagon advisory board. He told The New York Times that President Bush had to take out Saddam because he had said he would. Mr Perle said: "The failure to take on Saddam after what the president said would produce such a collapse of confidence in the president that it would set back the war on terrorism."
Is that bucket of Tar heated up and Feathers ready for Mr. Perle?
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:22:19 (EDT)
My two cents are:

http://www.ariannaonline.com/columns/files/081502.html - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:21:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The real menace are the people selling parrots by the side of the road. End of story. Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:18:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Menace on the highway? The facts, such as my spotless driving record, say otherwise. Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:14:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: No fair quoting Freeps! These are people with serious problems, people obsessed with jism who will dress as cigars for no apparent reason.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:06:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ann Coulter, who's blockbuster book "Slander: Liberal Lies about the American Right" hit #1 on the NY Times non-fiction best-seller list, just said she "Loves Free Republic" when a Freeper called in to praise the popular Conservative author. Sample post from Free Republic: reprise) DFU SONG: I Started a Joke (Virginia Kelley's deathbed confession) 8-15-02 Virginia Kelley Song Parodies (actually, this is the only one) | 8-2002 | Virginia Kelley Posted on 08/15/2002 9:12 PM Pacific by doug from upland Because the DNC (aka the RATS) is soliciting birthday greetings for the Aug 19 birthday (No. 56) of the perjuring rapist traitor they put into the White House, I thought it was necessary to bring back the words of Virginia Kelley just before she died. This is sort of a deathbed confession done with her lyrics and a MIDI file. She realized what she did to this country. She did to this country what was done to her in the back seat of that Chevy. Virginia, we will never forgive you, but at least I like your style on this one. I wonder if she ever recorded it. That would be a great one for the Clinton lie-brary. MID - I STARTED A JOKE I started a joke�there in that '40 Chevy I quickly agreed�I was horny, you see Don't you see I dropped down an egg�what a mistake in timing My fallopian tube�did what it's trained to do I think it was Blythe�but I was drunk�so I don't know The whole basketball team could have been there�'cause I was a ho I couldn't have known�my demon child's created He is evil indeed�so the joke was on me Yes, I've had regrets�that he has led�his life of crime But I have an excuse�condoms weren't cheap No, not at that time Please pass on the word�as I will go meet my Maker Not a thing I can do�but the joke's now on you Yes, it is Now the joke is on you�you�you The joke's on you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections KEYWORDS: 40 CHEVY; BAD TIMING; BASKETBALL TEAM; BSTARD; DEMON SEED; NEVER FORGIVE HER; NO CONDOM; WAS IT BLYTHE; WHO DO WE BLAME -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 posted on 8/15/02 9:12 PM Pacific by doug from upland [ View Replies ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever Hello, ping list. 2 posted on 8/15/02 9:14 PM Pacific by doug from upland [ To 1 | View Replies ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: doug from upland Doug, great song! Another one knocked out (or up?!) of the park. But, what is the Kelley quote you are referring to? 3 posted on 8/15/02 9:48 PM Pacific by ikka [ To 1 | View Replies ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: ikka Sorry, I was being facetious in attributing this to her. It is my creation. But she should have said this stuff. She brought this piece of human debris into the world. And she brought Roger into the world. Besides life of the mother, rape, and incest, Virginia Kelley's two sons are the only reasonable arguments in favor of abortion. 4 posted on 8/15/02 9:53 PM Pacific by doug from upland [ To 3 | View Replies ] Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works. [ Browse | Search | Topics ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794 Powered by Focus Forum (working name), Copyright 2000-2002 Robinson-DeFehr Consulting, LLC no slander here
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 12:01:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cohen? Jew, right?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:53:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Ann Coulter, look in the mirror By RICHARD COHEN--------------------------------------------------------------------------------May I say something about Ann Coulter? She is a half-wit, a termagant, a dimwit, a blowhard, a worthless silicone nothing, physically ugly and could be likened to Eva Braun, who was Hitler's mistress. As it happens, these are all descriptions or characterizations Coulter uses for others in her book, "Slander." It ought to be called "Mirror." The book is now the No. 1 best seller in the nation. If I were writing this column as she has written the book, everything I wrote above would be footnoted. For instance, the deft Eva Braun crack was aimed at Katie Couric. Coulter calls the "Today" host "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV." You can, as they say, look it up (p. 181). In fact, you can look up almost anything you want in this book. It has 780 footnotes and makes frequent references to LexisNexis, the computerized research service. The effect is to give the book a scholarly air, but the method is to cast as wide a net as possible for every idiotic remark made by anyone - and I do mean anyone - on the left or who happens to be pro-choice or, worse, a feminist. Thus, Christie Todd Whitman, the former governor of New Jersey and the current head of the Environmental Protection Agency, is called a "dimwit" (p. 53) and a "birdbrain" (p. 51). Sen. Jim Jeffords, I-Vt., is a "half-wit" (p. 50). Gloria Steinem is a "deeply ridiculous figure" (p. 37) who "had to sleep" with a rich liberal to fund Ms. magazine (p. 38) - all of which makes her a termagant, which is a shrew (p. 39). For some reason, though, someone found her attractive. On the other hand, conservatives - real, true, authentic conservatives like Coulter - are the sweetest, nicest, most moral people alive. No one could put it better than Coulter herself: "The point is that conservatives are the most tolerant (and long-suffering) people in the world" (p. 204). This may explain how Coulter came up with a really tolerant way of dealing with the Islamic world: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity," she wrote last fall in her National Review Online column. For some reason, the intolerant National Review fired her. Is it time for an intervention? I ask this because such anger, such intolerance, such rage, such a compulsion to denigrate and to distort is hardly based on any reality. If, as Coulter says, liberals control the media and much of the animal and plant kingdoms, then how is it that the president du jour and others of recent times - Eisenhower, Nixon, Ford, Reagan and Bush the Elder - happen to be conservatives? I must be missing something here. Such harrumphing not only says something about Coulter, but about her audience. Who are the people who read such tripe, who listen to talk radio and its chorus of conservatives (nary a liberal on the air) and who buy books such as the one under examination today? What explains their rage and, while I am asking questions, could you think of another commentator - especially one on the left - who could have written what Coulter did about Muslims and go on to best-sellerdom? Being conservative is like being criminally insane: You can't be held accountable. Could it be - is it remotely possible - that the anger and demagoguery Coulter assigns to liberals is really what the shrinks call "projection?" I mean, almost everything Coulter says about her ideological enemies could be said about her. She is the master of the half-fact and the semi-story. She blames the liberal press for not revealing that Bob Packwood was forever hitting on his female staffers, but then neglects to mention it was the odiously liberal Washington Post that broke the story. She uses David Brock's book on Anita Hill to skewer Clarence Thomas' critics, but fails to mention that Brock himself renounced the book. Ah, but I am one of the people she skewers - maybe one of the "pathetic little parakeet males" who are always liberals. (For some reason, Coulter has a need to question the manliness of liberals; against all evidence, she even refers to Bill Clinton as "IMPOTUS.") And yet, some of what she writes about me is true. I have not always been wise (pp. 16, 60-61,128,149,185) and at times I have strayed from liberal orthodoxy (pp. apparently edited from the manuscript). I concede that at one place in the book I scribbled "good point!" in the margin (p. 108). I tell you that so you can turn to that page in the bookstore and skip the painful rest. See, Ann, liberals can be compassionate. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:45:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Great. You're a menace on the highways. Great. Some fender bender. So, the judge was a liberal? How do you figure? Sounds like a retchie to me.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:37:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Here are a couple of details omitted from the recollection at 11:20:09. The parrots/cages obviously had a for sale sign next to them. After the judge finished chortling after I explained about the air bags deploying while trying to figure out whether the birds or the cages were for sale, he asked, "So, which was it?" Then we both had a good laugh.- Glint - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:27:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Speaking of giving our thanks to Liberals, have I ever mentioned my thanks to the Liberal Montgomery County MD judge who presided over the case of the five car pileup? To my surprise a witness from Baltimore showed up. No doubt she wanted to see that justice was served. So I told the judge that while driving along my attention was distracted by an unusual sight. Sitting alongside of the road were several large colorful parrot cages. While trying to figure out which was for sale, the parrots or the cages, when my air bags suddenly deployed. The judge doubled over in a belly laugh. Wiping his eyes he asked about my driving record. I handed the bailiff a complete copy of my driving record. The only item on it was an address change. (In Liberal Maryland you are allowed to have your driving record expunged on request.) The judge, who now had a good story to tell the other judges over drinks that night, reduced the fine from $125 to $25, waived the three points, and said that the incident would not show up on the driving record so that it may be kept clean. And so justice was served. I love Liberals too! In Carroll County I probably would have got 30 days watching the $20/hr magicians making donuts disappear. Glint. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:20:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nothing wrong with experiment. It's not the fonts anyway, it's the culls from offsite sources. Pretty soon you're going to need a Cray to load this thing. I'm hoping Glint can figure out a remote trucate, something that simply stops the loading but doesn't send you into an infinite loop. This fucker already has enough infinite loops, depending on the browser.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 10:49:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know, I know. Just experimenting. That's how I was able to get the phlegm-green font below.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 10:36:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: You tirds keep screwing up the arrows. Make sure the arrows are pointing in the right direction, particularly on the back end. And Glimp: do you think there is a way to short-circuit this whole thing, the same way one can short the video display? It's getting pretty heavy on the resources. I'm getting a lot of freeze-ups here. Maybe a variation on the hop to your site, but that just cuts the bullshit short?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 10:31:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

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My two cents are:

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My two cents are:

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Thanks for the info, 15 - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 10:01:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Fun with color? - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 09:45:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Urine, on the other hand, IS a color.
Mr. Wizard
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 01:08:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Technically, white isn't a "color"; it's the absence of a unique spectral reflection.
Mr. Wizard
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 01:07:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Try replacing #c0c040 with #FFFFFF
fun with color
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 01:05:23 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Of course, by that I mean that there aren�t any transsexuals in the movie. Naturally, the neighborhood�s full of them. Well, one, anyway. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 01:01:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Watched �Fargo� tonight. Great flick, even if there aren�t any transexuals. - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:56:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Whoever hacked the sit is a virtue-less turd. Having your girl Friday do it is even worse.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:41:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Somebody hacked into this sit?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:38:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wish I could hack this sit in 11 minute and hten do what I was made to do.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:36:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

On behalf of all the faux Petes, I wish to apologize for the spraying of urine all over the board. It�s a learning process, and well, with 22 of us, there are bound to be some mistakes. - Pete 17 of 22 - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:36:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm confused. Which one is Pete?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:35:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, the piss font is sort of cheese-colored, and should be the cheese. You stand alone with your pencil in your hand, Mr. Jones.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:34:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: The only one, that is, with a clean, patriotic font. Everyone else has piss-fonted his or her posts.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:33:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: I stand along with the cheese. The only one with a patriotic Bangkok.com. The only one who remembers Adam, the master.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:31:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: you fucked up the /unfont. Put the arrow the wrong way. Turned everything down to the next /font to yellow.
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- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:30:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: All I did was go to plan Z.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:28:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: It all turned to piss and pus.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:28:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: A little bit of knowledge is a cool thing!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:27:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: I did that? Whoa!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:26:03 (EDT)

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My two cents are:
Anonymous.
doubt it - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:24:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete?
doubt it
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:22:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Liberal Pete?
doubt it
- Friday, August 16, 2002 at 00:21:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Thanks, Jane and thanks, Liberal Pete. Good job on the project. Admin access is one thing, but staffing is just as vital. Check your mail. Bonuses?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 23:48:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, Jane came over today. Not only is she a recent Penthouse Pet, but she's also liberal in every sense of the word and something of geek. She hacked this sit in 11 minute, 22 seconds, then did the things she was made to do.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 23:43:18 (EDT)

This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Did the market improve today, or did Snippy move his lip and create a few million new paupers? >/font > - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 23:39:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, 19:59:15, enough is enough! I just ate my dinner!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 22:50:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, haven�t downloaded any Kraftwerk - good or bad - lately. IS there any good Kraftwerk? I�ve come to the conclusion the they�re the kind of pretentious artsy-fartsy turds who�d do their entire Web site in a piss yellow font, if ya know what I mean. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 21:33:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Faux post at 21:08:54 (and, I suspect, 21:06:38). Sh*t, I can�t believe I have to do all of this �faux� crap again!� - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 21:26:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

You rule, fat boy! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 21:08:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Bunch of amateurs, glint! I alone am the true master of the urine font!! Doink!! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 21:06:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Easy there, 14. You've still got to remember to place the cursor in and hit the space bar in the regular message field (as well the name field).
Biff Skillington
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 21:04:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, I figured it out. Best 10 minutes of time I ever wasted.
14
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:49:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: >
Anonymous.
what the hell is a Buff - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:48:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Blue font, 20:03:14?
Why bother
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:44:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Downloaded any good Kraftwerk lately, glint? - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:36:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: I hear that Geocities allows you to carry over gifs to other sites, but not jpegs. But that was a while ago, so you'd better check their current policy.
Clarence "Red" Dwarf
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:33:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cripes, and I wuz gonna get a Fortunecity site, too. I've got a large collection of congressional Republican Pez dispensers I want to put up for sale on Ebay.
Tancred Gloger
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:24:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: I demand my 100mb back!!!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:13:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess Fortunecity doesn't allow image hosting for sites other than their own, huh?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:04:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: "The Pros from Dover had you busted in 16 minutes. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:49:37 (EDT)"
yeah right
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 20:03:14 (EDT)
My two cents are:
from the same location as 18:55:28
Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:59:15 (EDT)
My two cents are:

�Slaving day and night?� More like from Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:35:04 to Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:51:19. The Pros from Dover had you busted in 16 minutes. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:49:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Pete’s a wanker! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:42:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:41:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yup, Plan D, Dork. Doink. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:31:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plan D?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:19:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:55:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: No, I think that's about as deep as we have to look. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:39:17 (EDT)
My two cents are:

An obvious fake at 16:10:16 (left the golden faucet tinkling). And what's with those underscored fakes? Is the golden font beginning to puddle on the floor of your laboratory? - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:36:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, Hum, that was the apparent dodge, look deeper. Within. Doink. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:30:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"No need to. Figured it out by meself." Sure took you guys long enough. Slaving day and night in your underground bunkers with Sadam trying to conjur up the technology for use in tinkling against the true American patriots on this board. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:29:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, why don't you just place a little trademark symbol after your name on each post? That way, we could tell which ones are really yours.
Pat Pending
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:27:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: The code is very important. Without it, neither Glint nor Pete would be able to tell their own posts from the fake ones.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:19:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Reall�? - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:17:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Nice tr�, but you missed the code, Floss. Doink. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 18:13:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: One little kiss, Glint, and the next thing you know, he'll want to doink you!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 17:18:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't let him kiss you, Glint!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 17:14:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: See, Glint, we TOLD you Pete would try to kiss you.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 17:14:05 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, kiss me, you fool! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 17:10:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Hey glint, we're safe. It is only you and me with the code. Hummer here has the admin key cause he "owns" the site so that isn't real fair anyway. So, from here on in we have you me and an occassional Hummer sighting. I can live with that. It's like him signing his moniker again and losing his anonymity strnaglehold. The is easier than IDing him from the anonymi milleu, or somesuch ... Anyway he can't figure out this underlining code yet. Yet. Ha! Doink. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 17:01:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint's working on the plans. That's why we haven't heard from him. Switched sides and left Pete to fend for himself.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:57:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Any new plans I should know about?
Harlan St. Wolf
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:51:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: These right wingers! Always with the urine and the jism.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:50:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: UrineFont. Like the smell of the subway in summer.
Plinth
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:45:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: it's good to have several back-up plans for even the most inane projects.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:39:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Must have been 13. I knew we shouldn't have given him a code and two pairs of plans.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:33:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: THAT'S GOLD, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:20:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, who pissed all over the board???
Salmon Binger
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:17:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: The ultimate nightmare. A world where everyone is Pete.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:14:31 (EDT)
My two cents are:

���� ��� � �� ���� �� Pete� - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:13:27 (EDT)

This posting was modified by the Webmaster to correct incompetent hacking.
My two cents are: Too easy!

���� ��� � �� ���� �� Pete� > - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:10:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: 15:39:53 is a fraud! I'd never be so conciliatory! Never! Die Liebral scum! Doink and double Doink!
Pete�
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:43:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: We know Hum, but nice to see you back. What's shaking anyway? It is so nice to see the demonrats so marginalized that their venom is transformed into sophomoric playstuff. But, hey how goes the Viagra? Any good points? I am trying to locate a Playboy Bunny about 25 years ago from tejas. Blonde, named Bobbie. One of two twins. Friend is looking to find her ex to scope out their divorce. I told him to forget Playboy, the Penthouse ones are much livelier. Any ideas? Mahalo.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:39:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does this spell the end to the goober circle jerk?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:34:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course, the admin access helped.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:29:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: We?
doubt it
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:28:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Once I was able to clear 30 minutes in my schedule, this was a snap.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:27:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I believe this is not haow you play the game, but it is how they ahve decided to play the game. We will win. Checkmate. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:27:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sorry, Gary, you are off by at least 1/2.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:23:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good work with the code, Pete. They'll never get it!
Gary 45-1/12
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:21:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: autospete that.
Doink
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:21:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:

���� ��� � �� ���� ��� Pete� - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:20:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nice try, but you miss the entire methodology. As usual. This one, you'll never get. Guaranteed. Doink. �������
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:14:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stop ignoring me, Glint!
������
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:11:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, we might have him on this code, and or underlined Gioldenrod font, still working on the double secret code font. Hmmm ... ������

- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:08:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Actually, no Mr. Insider Info, it is metallic Goldenrod. You are seriously color-challenged along with that floppy thingie wingie. Ha! So how are the 49ers gonna do this year, or have you reverted to the Raiders yet? - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:06:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Interesting. When you see the football helmet gif, you notice it's unmistakenly gold colored, especially when juxtaposed to the piss font.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:04:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:

font=wingdings TYPE_YOUR_TEXT_HERE - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:56:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Damn that Hummer!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:55:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: But don't ignore me. Please.
Pete�
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:54:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

OK, so they got the gif site too. This hummer is really sneaky. Not so tough though since he has admin access to the site anyway. wingdings But he'll never get beyond the code. ����� - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:54:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, ignore that post below -- it wasn't me!!
Pete�
Pete's a douchebag!! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:49:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:47:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's some pretty awesome world-weariness you got going there, L.G.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:46:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, where's ol' Urine Font today?
11
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:37:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: : Appears death is only meaningful if it happened in the WTC on 9/11. gnat - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 13:11:15 (EDT)
Time for the Area 51 Alert!
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:37:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yikes, Glint, everything since Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:27:33 (EDT) is a fraud. Someone who knows the IPs on this webpage. Must be Hum in his employment/monitoring stage. My test to smoke him out works as is confirmed in the post's substance. So, I am now onto CU football logo as Plan C. We'll have to see how this shakes. Otherwise, we resort to Plan D code. Pete�

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:35:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: L.G., our pale, sad imtitator of Will Rogers.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:34:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: August 15, 2002 -- JERUSALEM - Israeli forces killed a wheelchair-bound Hamas terror chief yesterday by bulldozing him when he answered calls to surrender with gunfire, witnesses said. Nasser Jerar, the military commander of Hamas in the Jenin area, had lost both legs and an arm last year while preparing a bomb to be detonated inside Israel. But he had eluded an Israeli security dragnet since by fleeing from one hideout to another. Security forces said he was planning a series of bomb attacks, including one against a high-rise building, when he was tracked down yesterday to a home in the West Bank town of Tubus. Israeli forces surrounded the house and called on one of Jerar's neighbors to ask him to come out. But the neighbor was killed in a hail of gunfire. Israeli bulldozers than demolished the home.
a story that is too funny on any level. legs blown off. flattened by a bulldozer. bwaaaaaaha!
p.s. this page has the coolest music! - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:32:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Extortionist-Blackmailer-Perjurer-Race-baiting Deadbeat and plastic preacher Al Sharpton who, by admission, doesn't even own his own shiny clothes, beat out all top dems in a Zogby poll of which democrat should lead the party. Tells 'ya something.
L.G.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 14:28:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dirty Little Bush's econ pep rally invited only his die-hard Stepford Wives. They could use a tune-up.
4 or 5 of 22
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 13:44:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Appears death is only meaningful if it happened in the WTC on 9/11.
gnat
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 13:11:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Eddie Bauer?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 11:52:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where can I get me some of them designer cows?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 10:55:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - The International Association of Fire Fighters voted unanimously on Wednesday to boycott a national tribute to firefighters who died on Sept. 11, in an angry response to U.S. President George Bush's rejection of a bill that included $340 million to fund fire departments. Bush is expected to speak at the Oct. 6 ceremony in Washington D.C., where the National Fallen Fire Fighters Foundation is hosting its annual tribute to those who died in the line of duty during the prior year. The ceremony will honor 343 firefighters who died responding to the Sept. 11 attacks on New York and Washington, as well as about 100 others who also died in the year. The IAFF, the umbrella organization for the nation's professional firefighter unions, is enraged by the president's rejection of a $5.1 billion appropriations bill that included $150 million for equipment and training grants requested by some of the nation's 18,000 fire departments.
another example of liber ch*ckensh*t
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 07:15:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm not surprised. The policies are the best trickle-down in the business. Even some trickle-up.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 07:12:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Texas forum includes virtually no criticism of the president's policies? Well surprise, surprise.
gnat
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 03:26:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: They had one of the guys from the twenty highest dumpers list. True, it was not Pete's hand-shaking pal, Steve Case, just a guy about halfway down the list. Poor Republicans just don't get it. They all think they deserve the holy grail. Often because grandpappy was productive, produced money, cornered the market in Rayon. And then there are the rube-sheep who bleat along behind. The sheeple, we sometimes call them. Gosh, someday, if I keep voting for the Republicans, something will trickle down on me. And the others, the poor sick fools who can't distinguish modest attempts to control organized crime from socialism. The evil pawns. The chumps of evil. The virtue-less clucks. Sad, really.
.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 01:43:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The �forum� was one of the dopiest things Snippy has done to date. - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:37:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hugh deficits avec ruined economy. Is this hotshot scripted meeting over yet? Yawn.
Dirty Bush, Jr.
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:34:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Urine-colored fonts. Ugh.
Man Ray
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:32:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bhopal. Ugh.
Sangeeta
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:31:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lincolns. Ugh.
Ginger
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:30:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who remembers when Union Carbide was the cause of a toxic cloud that turned almost half of a sleeping city in India into a gas chamber. 3000 dead and 500,000 affected even though Union Carbide said the gas was harmless and victims should just drink lots of water. Of course we�re the only country that can be trusted with toxic chemicals. Pity Union Carbide, this little mistake cost them 43 cents per share.
gnat
- Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 00:27:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, I took the big step and removed the stake from the pot with my new redwood tree in it. Call it "buyer's remorse", but I'm not sure it was the right thing to do. Something seems odd about the tree. Can't put my finger on it. It's sort of the same feeling you get when you eat a peanut that hasn't been salted in the shell, you know? Or the feeling you get when you sit down on the a Lincoln Town Car seat that doesn't have any clear plastic seat-covers. That weird feeling that something is missing, but you can't quite put your finger on it-- you just feel that you're not dealing with a real tree, or a real peanut, or a real Town Car.
House of Meat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 23:38:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, My Lincoln Town Car external thermometer registered 121 through Needles, Ca. The rectal thermometer registered 98.3. That means the average was 109.65, which meant it was time to pull over and take a dump. Got some pix taking out the rectal thermometer in Baker (which was 107). Some fun. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 23:09:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I believe you, Pete. And I oughta know. Woof! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 23:01:32 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Thanks! It�s not for me, you understand. Really, it�s not. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:58:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here, Pete -- http://www.urologychannel.com/erectiledysfunction/index.shtml
Go nuts
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:55:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Anybody ahve a good Web site for erectile dysfunction? It's, ah, for a friend. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:47:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Look, Hummer, I don't ahve all day. Glint is taking me out to get an ice cream cone with Brenda. She likes Neopolitan. Go figure. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:27:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Mexicans came yesterday and dug a big hole in my back yard. Put the dirt on a tarp and plywood over the hole and left a sign on the door saying they'd be back today and fix the sewer and backfill. Came home today and there was an even bigger pile of dirt. In a libertarian society there would be no sewer easements and the Mexicans would have stayed off my private property or been shot by the vigilante society. No need for mediation with such a clear violation of natural rights. I suppose that next they'll come in and pitch a tent and build a fire and when I come home the back yard will be filled with beaners doing the hat dance and old ladies flapping tortillas for the enchiladas and planting gourds. And if I kill some of them with the shotgun, the cops will probably put ME in jail. There is no justice.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:11:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good way to use up the old bandwidth. As if Pete mutated into a gravid flea.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 22:03:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sit up and beg.
woof
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 21:46:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
Look, Hum, leave me something of substance to ponder. What ahve you been up to? Where's Grace, for goodness sake?!? - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 21:43:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Just as I figgerred. TheHummer with the back door key ahs been woodshedding it. Hoof. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 21:41:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mutual desperation society.
Ho-hum
SF, - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:56:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mutual admiration society of two.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:47:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shhhhhhh. They're in conference.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:35:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: I especially enjoy Pete's lapdog routine.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:25:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Man, this Glint and Pete circle jerk just keeps getting stranger and stranger.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:06:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No need to. Figured it out by meself. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:05:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
Nice try, 13. I'm still not telling you. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:02:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Ah so. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:59:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oooooooooh.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:58:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

< FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR="#FFFFFF ", > Don�t you worry, little peter, I�m here to comfort you. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:57:03 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, I do believe I saw Uranus last night. Or was it Brenda's? - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:34:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: I say we go straight to Pete jerking off and hanging himself.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:28:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pucker, pucker. So, what's "C"?
Doink
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:27:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
Anonymous.
Otherwise Plan B is in effect and they can never duplicate Gold on Red. No one but a busted pile of NU-CU "rivals" could accomplish such heresy!!! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:26:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Time to pucker up Port 110. Dink.
Anonymous.
By the way, what is Glint's email? - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:17:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Looks to me like Pete and Glint in a circle jerk.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:16:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plan D is where Pete hangs himself in an autoerotic asphyxiation suicide.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:14:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: One can only imagine the frantic emails going back and forth between Hawaii and Maryland.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:12:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is Pete talking to himself again? Which personality is playing whom? Wierdo!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:11:50 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
See, Glint, they try, but not working. And when they get through Plan B, then we move to Plan C. Plan D is the End Game. Funny to watch Pete� - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:11:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
Anonymous.
Otherwise Plan B is in effect and they can never duplicate Gold on Red. No one but a busted pile of NU-CU "rivals" could accomplish such heresy!!! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:07:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: ????
Anonymous. <Otherwise Plan B is in effect and they can never duplicate Gold on Red. No one but a busted pile of NU-CU "rivals" could accomplish such heresy!!!>
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 19:05:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: 1-12 and 14-22, your instructions will arrive shortly. 13, I'm pissed at you and you can figure it out for yourself.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:49:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, come to think of it, this IS a urine-colored font! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:46:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: The source code indicates it was Glint.
Roswell Z. Gourdley III
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:33:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Anyway, looks like they figured the ascii code number alternative. Doinkers. But, truth is, they leave too much mess on the other box entries. So, we can tell them by their sloppy failure to post clean imitators, without trailers. Always one step ahead of the socialsits. The way it was meant to be. Port 110. Doink. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:30:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good try.
ffcc33
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:27:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Go Glint! Hummer is back and whacked in the mold factory.
Anonymous.
Otherwise Plan B is in effect and they can never duplicate Gold on Red. No one but a busted pile of NU-CU "rivals" could accomplish such heresy!!! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:24:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, is that you or the rank amateurs? Ha! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:21:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:
< >
bwhahaha - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:07:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
hey there - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 18:03:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: HAHAHAA
ds <ds>
HAHAHAHA - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:51:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Name <Email>
City, State Country - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:46:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Name <email>
city, State Country - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:45:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
TESTING <sdad>
dasdadsa, dsada dasdsa - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:44:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Test
dsa <dsada>
dsada, sad adsa - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:42:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: <h2>Testing</h2>
test <test>
test, test test - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:40:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: TESTING
jklj <jklkjklds>
dsd, dsadadasdsas dsds - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:37:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: TestingThis is red
Bobo <bobo@bobo,com>
bobo, bo usa - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:35:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hi Pete.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:34:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Kona Gold. Ahem. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:03:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Humboldt pod?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 16:52:12 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Glint, My Lincoln Town Car external thermometer registered 121 through Needles, Ca. The rest area was at 119 and felt like a sauna. Got some pix at the World's Largest Thermometer in Baker at 107. Some fun. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 16:06:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

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My two cents are:

Almost one hundred degrees F here. Fortunately, it's a dry heat today, with the humidity down at 30%. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 16:01:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Touch� at 14:53:46, Pete. Megadoinks! - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 15:34:58 (EDT)
My two cents are:

More likely, you are clueless. Poetry aside. Doink. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 15:28:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Money is the root of all currency.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 15:28:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Money is the currency of commerce? I think not. More like, currency is the money of commerce, or perhaps money is the money of commerce.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 15:02:25 (EDT)
My two cents are:

True enough Glint, that is why the socialists piss all our money away. But it is interesting to see them try to argue out of their sack. Still miss the obvious logic. True doinkerz. Doink. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:56:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Html Gold on html yellow. Get a clue you clueless socialists. Doink. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:54:46 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
See, Glint, I told you they hate money. The currency of comemrce. Moronic. - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:53:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Don't eat the gold snow!"
zappa
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:51:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

What's with the P'ing costest over font color? It's gold. Who in their right mind is arguing that piss is yellow? Whoever heard of a "yellow shower?" - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 14:15:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: The top brass of hundreds of America's largest corporations must swear by their financial statements on Wednesday under a government order meant to help end a deep crisis in confidence that has shaken Wall Street.
swearing as they swear?
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 12:33:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Letter of the law my ass. Kenny Boy has avoided arrest for one simple reason. Guess.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 10:22:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.democraticfascist.org/
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 10:18:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Clueless in Crawford Paul Krugman Today, in its Waco economic forum, the Bush administration will try to convince the country that everything is under control - that the economy is mending, that "shady" business practices are no longer a problem. To that end a carefully chosen audience will listen to speeches by administration officials and selected models of corporate probity. Among the speakers announced last week was John T. Chambers, C.E.O. of Cisco Systems. They really don't get it, do they? One could hardly have picked a better example of what's wrong with the administration's whole approach. Two years ago Cisco was the world's most valuable company, with a market capitalization of more than $500 billion. Mr. Chambers was among the world's best-paid executives, receiving $157 million in 2000. Cisco was perceived as a company that combined new-economy glitz with old-fashioned solidity, that was on the cutting edge but made real products and earned real profits. In short, people thought about Cisco the same way they thought about Enron. ... But the Cisco story, like the absence of Enron indictments, demonstrates just how much self-enrichment corporate insiders can get away with while staying within the letter of the law. The handful of executives who have been arrested aren't masterminds - on the contrary, given the legal ways other executives got rich while their stockholders lost billions, the perp-walkers should be featured on a special corporate edition of "America's Dumbest Criminals." Now the administration is sounding the all clear - we've passed a bill, we've arrested five people, it's all over. But the work of reconstructing corporate America has barely begu
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 09:52:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Patience, tiny dot. You'll probably get a dissertation on what makes gold.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 04:20:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Show ME the MONEY!"
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 02:36:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Money, money, money. Put you money where your mouth is. Money is the root of all evil. Money is what makes the world go �round. Send money. The King was in the garden counting all his money. Just leave the money on the table. Money, money, money, money, money�������
gnat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 02:21:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've seen the questionable font on four different monitors, all of high quality, and though it has looked a little different on each it has always appeared to be a pure yellow, with nothing that would make one describe it as gold. I suppose if you wanted gold, and all that was available was the font's piss-yellow, then it would be a reasonable enough substitute. But it is not gold. What is it that makes gold, anyway, gnat? Would it be a touch of orange, maybe, or is it the metallic quality, that glistering? Why does he want it to be gold in the first place? I have a gold font, therefore I am? Is gold his school color or the color of some club he belongs to? Does he secretly wish he had been smart enough to get into the UC system and fly the old Blue and Gold of Berkeley, the gold against fornigate's blue background? I'm afraid he'll have to look around for a school whose colors are blue and yellow. Should probably look around down south, maybe Arkasas or even Puerto Rico. I'm sure there's some place on the web that lists most of the sports-uniform colors of accredited colleges. Maybe Glint could find it if the pineapple asked nicely. (No, I'm not implying that he's chosen yellow because it is the color of pineapple juice. Actually I have been trying to cut back on my cruelty toward the poor pathetic asshole.)
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- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 01:46:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: When I was about six I knew a kid named Nicky Dibert who pretended that he was born on Hoppy's ranch. That's Hopalong Cassady, a cowboy who was on the television in the early 'fifties. He told himself and everybody else that he had been born on Hoppy's ranch so many times that he ended up believing it. Of course, he was just a tyke, a little boy five years old. Not a big fat mature couch potato like we're dealing with here.
House of Meat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 01:17:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Green is good. Yes, I like green.
gnat
- Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 00:27:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: autopete

- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:59:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: ???
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- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:59:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
o - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:58:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nay, the blind ones here are evidently color-challenged as well. Anyway, bile is generally a fluid. It can be different colors but usually yellow or greenish. This Font color is Gold. This explains why socialsits turn pale, faint and get diseased at the mention of money. Yes, it is a sickness within Virginia. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:57:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: He's already blind.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:48:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: In ayurveda, gold is believed to affect the ojas. So keep posting in the bile color and I'll pretend it's really gold.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:46:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:

FFCC33 and FFCC00 are non-dithering Gold font colors. But this may be getting way too abstract for lying socialsits. I think the color still offends them so it the appropriate one to use to wave officiously towards their efforts to bring down America piece by piece. Personally, I have always loved inserting the Goldenrod in the Pink background. Ahem. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:19:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure Mil. Take your Goldenrod and pink and put it in the black back.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:15:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Talk about Sophomoric!! Now, this is sophomoric. Doink
Anonymous.
This is what happens when Goldenrod DAA520 is inserted into Pink FFCOCB - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:14:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes.
Mil
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:13:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Watch this. Gotta run. Are you with me, Mil?
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:10:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Some things never change. Let the equalling begin.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:08:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: By the way, the only poetry on this page was autopete. It's just like Pete. You don't have to read it to understand.
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:07:20 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, Hum, they did invent the thing. Just like Gosd. What God says and the HtTML God says is gold. Or truth. Either way, it is. There is no other way to do Gold because the entire internet command system demands accountability and consistency. But, if you want different shades of Gold, there are a few hundred variants of Gold one could code in if you wish a demonstration. But this is basic html command gold. Nothing fancy. Go Buffs. Glad to see your identities appear in a more unilateral and conjoined fashion. The doctor is as tipped as you, as usual. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:07:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: autopete on?
help
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:04:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah, peyote. Beer here.
Ho-hum
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:04:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: In other wordsm it's gold because they say it's gold? Interesting.
Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:02:47 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Uh, no, just last night. And, in any event, why do you think this is any different from the norm, peyote breath. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:02:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course one could always swallow instead of beating the alternative.
House of Meat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:01:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Are you stoned, Pete?
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:01:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nay, Dr. Eisneshower. Your prediliction for the golden spray upon you, is marginalizing your ability to group html command colors in the design of the web itself. It cannot change. Try this simple experiment on any test html page: (font color=Gold) Then you will see foryourself that this is not piss or urine, but the universal code recognized by all right thinking truth loving persons as Gold Html command. Truth is hard for you doinkers to swallow, I know, but it sure beats the alternative. Ahem. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 22:01:04 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Still dismissing wisdom as that spewn only from the Gay Capital of the World. Lots of walking corpses, etc. But worst is watching gnat flitter about her misperception of truth as sophomoric when one must endure ehr constant alliteration as if seriously conjoined with a human synaptic moment. Now that poetic spotlight isn't even charted yet in the realm of Gold or Silver. Perhaps the relation to the urine font describes the trailer park mentality more than the achiever. No poetry could be shunted to a regional dissing for those truths. The point being, one who marginalizes by region must have an accounting deficiency between the loin cloth. With or without Prozac. I choose to feel my misery, then slide away in other more temperate zones. Ahem. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:58:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: But that colour is not gold, my friend.
Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:56:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, the poetry is obvious as well as the regional humor. Interesting.
Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:52:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sophmoric graphics? Gee, you see no poetry in it? Or humor? Oh, that's right, you are still demonizing those who do not share your philosphy of communal thievery. Hum here has obviously lost it. I just hope he sends me an invite To Grace on of these days so I can fulfill one of my only remaining fantasies ... By the way, there is only one Gold html command that responds to that word. And, duh, it is in fact "Gold." Try it. Doink. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:46:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, it might be a good idea but for the fact there's a hick in charge.
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:38:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: I guess running the show means posting in yucky font colors and posting sophomoric graphics.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:36:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, it's gold?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:35:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Anyway, gnat apparently has no idea there is a universal Gold font color code. The very same code used to push my posts in the, yes, universal Gold font color code. Without which, there can be no Gold. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. In this case, flitter away. Doink. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:31:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Perhaps. Hard to tell.
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:30:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course he does.
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:28:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I see now that the reason the treasonous liberals and socialists took Engloand off the Gold standard which caused the Great Depression, and the primary reason for the liar socialsits today, is because they ahve Gold envy. Hummer here, in any case, must be a Gold Member, aka Austin Powers. It appears gnat is his Fem-Bot. Look gang, Glint runs the show here. Your substance-less anarchical drivel is suicidal treason. Get a brain. Doink. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:28:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ho-hum of the light at the end of the tunnel?
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:28:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: He states I'm delusional. He also states it's gold colored font.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:25:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: One of the only reasons I still come to this page is to witness once again the uneasy acceptance Glint bestows on Pete. A fearful, grudging plains/prarie acceptance based mostly on a sort-of shared view of jism and of course Pete's own pathetic groveling.
Ho-hum
SF, - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:24:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: What an unfortunate choice in font color.
Dr. Milton T. Eisentower, PhD.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 21:12:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sorry, anon, only the real thing here. You'd probably pay to watch. Considering. I would. Doink. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 18:41:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that a snow cap on skin mountain or is it a white hot lava flow?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 16:03:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: I can just see him now. Perseids are bust. Guess I'll just sit here and flog the skin mount. Skinnying up and down. Up and down. Ahhh, love pushing the rock...
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:48:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: ...Or is that twin skin peaks?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:46:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: You mean skin twin peaks?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:45:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: geek
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:45:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Well Perseid was a bust here. So, I had to resort to skinnying up skin mountain. Must admit that was alot more fun. What a view! Whew!! - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:41:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Obviously, the Nixon administration wanted no part of charging Jane Fonda with treason. For that, I charge the Nixon administration with treason.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 15:02:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The case against Jane Fonda, her actions during Vietnam War Take that Liberal scum!
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 14:36:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Walking through the forest have come across a platform attached to a pine tree where the comouflaged deer hunter evidently perches waiting for the buck to appear. Don't know if the hunter climbs the tree or uses a ladder.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 14:28:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:

What I like best about Eddie Bauer's camping recliner is that it not only has a holder for the cold beverage, but the pocket holds the remote for the 9" AC/DC/VHS television and flashlight so they don't get lost in the dark. - Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 13:42:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Another collaborative effort last night. This time the doctor came by with his 8" Celestron and we attached the video camera to it. We saw several flashes on the the moon's unlit portion. Later I replayed the tape and confirmed the flashes. Will need to view the entire tape later. The good Dr. forgot to bring his instrument's 1.25" adaptor needed for mounting the camera. Fortunately, I was able to grab one off of one of my telescopes that fit. I also reviewed the tape from the previous night shot through the dairyman's refractor. Confirmed two flashes on the initial viewing. They are probably caused by nothing more than cosmic rays hitting the CCD. If it is a cosmic ray, then someone else observing the same region of the moon will not record a flash. If two or more observers simultaneously record a flash at the same position, it is probably a meteoroid striking the lunar surface. <> After the moon set the Dr. tried to excuse himself. I convinced him to try one of the Eddie Bauer chairs before he left. Once comfortably seated the chair convinced him to stay for another hour. Great chairs for meteor observing. Can't be beat.
Glint
click me Take that Liberal scum!
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 12:29:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Comes in handy when you take that backyard telescope on a camping trip. Or, if you just want to build a tree-house at the campsite.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 12:08:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Heard on NPR: "Aug. 9, 2002 -- Every summer amateur astronomers around the country hold hundreds of "star parties....And of course there are the telescopes themselves, many of which are painstakingly made by hand. Some backyard telescopes are the size of circus cannons and you need a ladder to reach the eyepiece...." That's right, a *L*A*D*D*E*R* !!!
Glint
click image for full story Take that Liberal scum!
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 12:03:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: New York Post DUBYA'S GROVEL By RALPH PETERS August 9, 2002 -- THE spectacle of President Bush groveling to Saudi bigots is a disgrace. The Saudis sponsor terror, export hatred, undercut American interests and kill Americans. They are our enemies. Period. History will marvel at this administration's insistence that they remain our friends. After Sept. 11, Bush took an impressive stand against global terrorism, although his resolve has grown wobbly in recent months - especially in the Middle East. But his administration consistently turned a blind eye to Saudi culpability. Our president speaks of an "axis of evil," but ignores the nexus of evil in Riyadh. The sad explanation seems to be that this oilman's administration cannot see beyond the lure of oil deals, past cozy historical relationships between American dynasties and the Saudi dynasty, or past the traditional wisdom that has served to protect only degenerate Saudi princes, not the American people. Reluctantly, one is forced to wonder what the Saudi ruling family knows that might prove embarrassing to our current political leadership, were it to be revealed. Is this a case merely of strategic blindness, or of implicit blackmail? How can this administration berate Israel for defending itself, while begging Saudi forgiveness for a closed-door briefing? The trigger for the latest orgy of kissing Saudi feet was an article in The Washington Post by one of our nation's finest reporters, Thomas E. Ricks, revealing that a Pentagon briefing to top insiders dared to question Saudi virtue and perfection. President Bush & Co. immediately got on the phone to Prince Bunkum bin Bigot to insist we didn't really mean it, like a spineless husband caught cheating on camera. In this grotesque case, our president clearly forgot who he works for. Bush family friends or not, the Saudis are murderers. And their preferred victims are Americans. The royal family doesn't do its own dirty work, of course - no more than they fight their own wars. Like mafia dons, they put out contracts. Some of those contracts are for oil deals or public-relations blitzes, or to buy influence-packing lobbyists inside the Beltway. Others involve money handed to terrorists to spread the cruelest imaginable perversion of a great world religion - in the end, the Saudis are even greater enemies to the future of the Islamic world than they are to the United States. In fact, the comparison to the mafia is unfair to organized crime, since the mafia did have a code of honor, a sense of obligation and respect for women. Having worked in Washington during the thought-police Clinton years, when even classified intelligence products had to be tailored to avoid offending one constituency or another, I had hoped that the change in administrations would mean we might return to honest assessments within our security community. The contrarian briefing on the Saudis by a Rand Corporation associate - who likely will be exiled to assess traffic-light timing in Jellystone National Park - was exactly the sort of alternative presentation we need. But the administration's hysterical over-reaction to the report that freedom of speech had been exercised behind closed doors at the Pentagon portends another crackdown on fresh thinking. How on earth can our intelligence system ever get better if its voices cannot speak honestly? If we are not permitted to consider alternative futures, we shall inevitably remain prisoners of the traditional wisdom that has failed us so tragically. And what about alternative futures in the Middle East? The administration's lack of vision regarding the Saudis is compounded by Washington's desperate efforts to cling to past models in a rapidly changing world. At a time when our Saudi "friends" publicly and insultingly announce that we cannot use the multibillion-dollar military facilities we built on their soil to eliminate Iraq's dictator (a creature almost as dangerous and vicious as the Saudi ruling family), it's time to start asking hard questions. It's also time to stop begging the Saudis. For anything. Of course the Saudis don't want Saddam toppled, because a pro-Western regime in Iraq would be yet another alternative source of oil. Despite their whining about injustice toward the Palestinians, the Saudis like the Middle East situation just as it is. They want to retain as much oil-supply leverage over us as they can, and they're already worried about the nearly 50 percent decline in their share of exports to the United States since the days when they could afford to turn off the taps and throw our country into economic crisis. (Yeah, they were our "friends" back then, too.) Let's do what Washington is too gutless to do and imagine, briefly, an alternative Middle East: Saddam's gone, the peoples who compose Iraq are free and the oil's flowing. Engagement with Iran helps the Iranian people oust the last desperate religious hardliners, and the oil's flowing. And warrants are issued internationally for the arrest of every Saudi prince who has given money to terrorist organizations or otherwise sponsored the murder of Americans, making it clear that we really are serious about fighting terror everywhere. Those warrants would cause severe financial hardship to numerous European luxury hotels, casinos, high-end prostitutes, vintners and distillers, but life's tough. Next, we let the House of Saud collapse like the house of cards it really is. Contrary to the woe-is-us warnings of the Washington intelligentsia ("Yes, Comrade Stalin, anything you say, Comrade Stalin!"), a more amenable, humane regime might emerge from the fall of the Bedouin billionaires who turned back the clock on Islam while lighting the global terrorist fuse. If a fundamentalist regime emerges on the Arabian peninsula, it likely would be transitional. During that transition, the United States could - and should - administer Saudi Arabia's oil fields for the common good of the people of the region. That means money for schools that educate youth for a better future, not madrassas that wallow in old hatreds. It means money for health care for the poor, not blood money for the families of suicide bombers. It means funds to build a legitimate, democratic Palestinian state free of armaments, terror and corruption. And it means justice for all, men, women and children, not medieval oppression, torture and religious persecution. It is astonishing that the Bush administration cannot imagine a world without the Saudi ruling family. I certainly can. And it's a world that looks a great deal more humane for Muslims, Jews and Christians. Mr. President, it is time to stop bending over to kiss Saudi feet and time to stand tall in the face of Saudi bigotry, corruption and terrorism.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 09:48:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: You'll never find a good hammock. You have to go to Brazil to get a worthwhile hammock. Plus, most of them in this country have stretcher boards, which entirely misses the idea of a hammock. America doesn't understand the hammock. Nobody does, really, except northeastern Brazil. There, the hammock is king. You go to a rooming house in the bush, and all they supply you is a room with hooks on the walls. You bring your own hammock. Get one of those Sierra Club style slings that you stick your sleeping pad into and it turns into a chair. Therma-rest pad. Rough it in style. Make a bear ladder. That's a tree stem with the branches chopped off short. You can scamper up that thing like an earwig on a pea-plant. You'll be as happy as Glint watching a transvestite slide down a razor blade into a bucket of turpentine.
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- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 02:22:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: 105 today. Went on a trip to a spot outside where a bunch of goobers looked at something and listened to someone talk about it. We could have stayed inside in the conference room. In the Value Engineering room. Instead, we go flocking all over hell's half acre, around Robin Hood's barn, to a spot where nobody even goes down the path. Just stand there dumbly looking at it. A slide would have served just as well. And everyone else had the air-condition but I went in my own truck because it was on the way home. I call bullshit on that. Ate five of the free patries for breakfast, and a couple big slugs of OJ, and a gallon of coffee. Tomorrow morning the damned 'facilitator' is going to run some tap-dance on the smaller group remaining through the week, go around the room, tell us something interesting about yourself unrelated to this team, something like that. Give the lecture on thinking outside the box. Maybe show a yo-yo, then some different types of yo-yo-- one that whistles, one that is stuck together bassackwards, one that lights up, one that rolls its string up mechanically. Value Engineering. I love it. I'd rather be on skin mountain or watching a skin flick or skinning a muskrat, but that don't build no bridges or solve no conundra. I hope they have cheese Danish tomorrow morning. I've had a bellyful of fruit compote on my pastries.
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- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 02:16:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: I should have left two days ago. I could be sitting on top of skin mountain enjoying the perseid shower. Have to ride up the rock in the jeep during nighttime, too chicken during daylight.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 01:20:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: I guess I could go to campinglist.com or one of the many competing camping list websites. Or I could do it the way I always do, just grab all the stuff I piled in the garage last summer, buy the food and drink, and take off. See what happens. I mean, there's a Walmart or two on the way and a store in West San Juan or whatever the name of that wide spot in the road is.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:53:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Herb, of course.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:48:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: And tequila. I'm thinking the good stuff, Heradura Anejo and some limes.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:48:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh, you mean a stool. No back. Maybe I'll just sit on a rock. Or the cheesy chaise lounge. Think I'll buy a hammock too. I'm not planning on moving around too much. It'll probably be 100 degrees and the river will be low. Beer. Got to remember to bring beer.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:46:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, I've got a couple of those, but the aluminum tubing is too narrow. Cuts into the scapula. I'll bring them anyway, but a couple of others that don't hurt are what I'm looking for. Beach chairs, camp chairs, that sort of thing. I'll check Rite-Aid before I hit Sportsmart, where I'll also get my fishing license. Fucking nanny state! I long to be free!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:44:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: A folding camp stool. So that one can be more on level with the campfire.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:39:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wonder if the Asian Brown Cloud will drift my way.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:35:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: In a libertarian paradise, not only would there be a cornucopia of brands, but there would be no nanny state warnings pasted on the ladder or the lawn chair. It would be every man for him or her self, with mediators standing at the ready to settle disputes.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:32:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Might be able to order a few online. Check out more brands that way.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:27:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, the place for lawn chairs is Rite-Aid, or Long's Drugs, or Ace Hardware. In a pinch, you can usually find one at Eddie Bauer's.
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- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:24:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's a constellation, too, gnat.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:22:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Coincidently, I actually did look for a few cheesy lawn chairs while at Costco the other day. Dry hole, although there was an empty crate that had earlier contained cheesy folding beach chairs, which would have been fine to take to the campsite. I asked one of the aisle guys if there were any more of these beauties. He said, "We're looking for them. I decided not to stick around because it didn't look like this guy had any clue as to where to start looking. I figured, what the hey, there are many more competing vendors of lawn chairs than there are competing brands,why stick around in this depressing place, and left.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:13:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: What about the lop sided house or the big W in the sky?
gnat
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:11:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Right. Aluminum. If there are thunderstorms you'll be fried like a cricket in a cornucopia of blow-torches. Go with fiberglass. It's worth the extra price.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:10:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: It could have been worse. He could have said "a diamond necklace of faux glints upon the snowy white bosum of a beautiful Russian princess-."
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:08:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm thinking aluminum. I'm wondering if there are many competing brands. Always best to shop around for big ticket items like ladders and lawn chairs.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:07:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cornucopia. You're right. It's just a twenty-dollar word for "horn of plenty." A less gingerbreadly writer would have said, "A horn of plenty of faux Glints - ."
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:05:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Make sure you get a tall one. I'd say at least 24-foot extendable, with safety shoes. A lot of familys don't take enough ladder with them. I've seen some who had nothing but the wife's piddly-ass little kitchen step-stool.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:03:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cornucopia. Nothing like choosing the right word.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:02:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'd try looking in the direction of Perseus. (That's a constellation, Pete.)
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:01:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, okay. Forget Eddie Bauer. I've heard there are many competing brands in the lawn chair racket.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:00:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Taking the boys camping next week. Gotta get a ladder.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:59:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Eddie Bauer? I wouldn't buy one of their lawn chairs if they were giving away one of their crummy sleeping bags with it.
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- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:58:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: When and where for the best Perseid view? Nighttime, skyward.
gnat
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:56:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush's snoopers plan hits backlash August 12 2002 The Bush Administration, backing away from a controversial anti-terrorism plan in the face of a public backlash, says it will no longer solicit terrorism tips from utility workers, postal employees and anyone else with access to people's homes. That pledge scales back President George Bush's recently unveiled plan to set up a national network of domestic tipsters from within the workforce. The Administration still plans to enlist workers as part of Operation Tips, but officials have decided that workers with access to homes and private property will not be authorised to use the special, non-published tipster hotline, Justice Department officials said. The notion of cable workers or meter readers reporting what they considered to be "suspicious" activity in someone's house had annoyed senators and civil libertarians. The Justice Department's step back heartened civil rights advocates, who said they did not want the Government encouraging people to snoop on their neighbours. The Operation Tips program has become a rallying point for those who maintain that the Attorney-General, John Ashcroft, has gone too far in the name of fighting terrorism. "They're backpedalling, and I'm glad they're backpedalling," Laura Murphy, head of the Washington office of the American Civil Liberties Union, said. "It's quite a relief ... knowing that even the Ashcroft administration is not immune to public criticism." But Ms Murphy questioned whether scaling back the program meant "the true demise of government-sanctioned peeping toms, or is just a public relations effort to stem the criticism". Congressional critics predicted the changes would not be enough to derail legislation proposed last month that seeks a ban on the program. Some law enforcement officials are worried that the new tips system will overwhelm police by sending them on wild goose chases with bogus leads. Officials also denied a report earlier this week that terrorism tips to the Justice Department were being referred to the TV show America's Most Wanted. The report was based on a misunderstanding between a receptionist and a reporter, officials said. Los Angeles Times
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:56:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: What would be the best brand? Eddie Bauer, I'll bet.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:46:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Steve Case made $1.79 billion when he dumped his AOL stock. Left Pete holding a bag of dreams, the slick bastard.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:41:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hellery? Why can't the Fornigate troglodytes think up colorful names like that. With them, it's all colorful fonts and advice to meteor watchers that many competing brands of lawn chairs are available. To them I say, oh, yeah, and I suppose many competing brands of bicycles are available too. And malaria drugs. And playing-card decks. And roses. And juicers. And toothpicks. Yeah, a likely story. Many competing brands of lawn chairs my ass.
lying bastards will say anything
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 23:37:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: And then there's Bill Keller who said: John Kerry is self-aggrandizing Vietnam veteran, and "utterly weird".
more bile
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 21:53:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush: I'm Authentic In a nauseating AP puff piece on George W. Bush, Scott Lindlaw writes: Bush knows that not everyone sees the charm of this hot, dry place, but he figures more people get it than do not. "Most Americans don't sit in Martha's Vineyard, swilling white wine," he says. Of course what the moron is telling us is that those who do vacation in Martha's Vineyard are not really American. In fact, many Americans both visit Martha's Vineyard and drink, even swill, white wine. But most Americans don't purchase a fake ranch for an election they ultimately steal from the American people, import a set of designer cows, and then pretend it's a beloved, generations-old family refuge as the paint dries. All distinctly un-American, but you won't hear it from the lazy, gullible, script-addicted media whores.
TRUE BUSH: THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE FRENCH DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR 'ENTREPRENEUR' BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 20:28:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mickey has very little patience for mindless epithets? Well, if Lloyd says so. But we're having trouble figuring out what kind of thought process leads Lloyd Grove or Mickey Kaus to conclude that "media whore" is a mindless epithet, but the following - all assigned in a single day last week by participants at (Kaus-promoted) Lucianne.com - are not: "wandering maggot" - Chelsea Clinton "filthy witch" - Hillary Clinton "rotting pimple" - "liberals" "sorry animals" - President and Senator Clinton "human debris" - President and Senator Clinton "pig" - Hillary Clinton "Uncle Stalin's nephew" - Howell Raines From The Mickster (may we call him The Mickster?): Excellent, juicy "Short Cuts" today. [There you go again.-ed. Whatever else you may think of Lucianne Goldberg -- and I like her, though I often don't agree with her -- you have to admit that she was born for the Web.] 11:57 A.M. More from frequently-Kaus/Slate-recommended and permanently-Kaus/Slate-linked Lucianne.com: Reply 1 - Posted by: aquilegia, 8/9/2002 3:06:51 AM If I found out that Hillary ate live puppies for breakfast I could not hate her more. The filthy witch doesn't care where money comes from. Only that it comes to her. She is the greediest oinker on the planet. She would f_ck Satan if he paid her in cash. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 7 - Posted by: MeridenMike, 8/9/2002 4:03:35 AM #1, I believe she already has done the deed with Satan and been paid cash. His name is Bill Clinton and their spawn from hell is Chelsea the wandering maggot/student/party girl. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 18 - Posted by: M.B.DeCoverly, 8/9/2002 7:34:21 AM But...but...but, McVain and Finkstein(or whatever that pathetic,slackjawed goober's name is)passed campaign finance reform. And the media hyenas told us it was a good and necessary thing to do. How can this be? (Super snort!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 64 - Posted by: Shells, 8/9/2002 1:05:00 PM I agree with the poster who wrote that Slick is unable to comprehend the immorality of his actions. This, I believe, is due largely to his drug-corroded brain disfuction. SHE, on the other hand, is evil to the core. She has not slept with the devil. She IS the devil. And I will not rest until she's burning in a blazing, miserable, torture-filled hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 26 - Posted by: CandidOne, 8/9/2002 2:59:45 PM Raines is the beloved nephew of good 'ol Uncle Joe Stalin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 20 - Posted by: Aitch748, 8/9/2002 8:02:43 AM Gee, who's surprised that a CEO-turned-criminal should spend his money on the Hildebeast? Who's surprised that the Hildebeast, even after she's been caught, "has no intention of returning the $27,000 [the crook has] given her"? Liberals! Rotting pimples on the face of politics. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 29 - Posted by: englishleigh, 8/9/2002 8:49:57 AM God, how I wish something (else) big she has done could be uncovered and she would be prosecuted and sent to prison along with Waksal. I LOATHE this witch and her a-hole, lying sack of poop husband. There aren't enough bad words in the English language to adequately describe these two sorry animals. (They aren't human.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 30 - Posted by: pss, 8/9/2002 8:50:19 AM The Clintons' are human debris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 36 - Posted by: CandidOne, 8/9/2002 9:28:40 AM I despise them both equally because one is an evil extension of the other. The only difference is that mommaboy wants to be 'loved', and hellary doesn't care that she's hated, but they are both decrepid, slimey, mooching, lying, corrupt scums! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 51 - Posted by: nattering_nabob, 8/9/2002 12:37:08 PM Hey she didn't give back the $100,000 she made out of $1000 on cattle futures, so what makes the media think she'll give this back? ha ha ha - what a PIG -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 55 - Posted by: surrounded_in_seattle, 8/9/2002 12:45:49 PM To me, Satan is like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy. Lucifer is a handy character, as in Charlie Daniels' song, or in Shel Silverstein's "The Devil and Billy Markham". No self-respecting devil would pork a pig like Hillary. No, no mindless epithets here. Surely nothing as mindless, epithetic, or violence-inducing as "media whore." Move along! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
bile sputum?
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 20:11:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete, if you look straight into the sun for about three minutes, you should be able to see something.
Glint
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 20:07:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, too bad those aligned planets are only up together during daylight, Pete. - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 19:26:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Ha! That squirrel's nuts! - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 18:35:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Heavens-above.com !!!
Pete�
Look at this alignment of planets right now! - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 18:01:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, it must.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 17:04:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: "A cornucopia of faux Glints - 19:09:51, 19:10:30, & 19:11:13. However, their content betrays their fakery."
Does it??
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 15:56:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Good August's Perseid Meteor Shower Prospects for One of the meteor showers occurs every August most popular annual . The long been a favorite summer eventPerseid shower has for amateur astronomers. This month the shower is predicted to peak under favorable conditions on the night of Monday August 12-13 . Onelong standing popularity has got to be the weather. A warm summer evening is a factor contributing to the Perseids' good time for while waiting to see a relaxing comfortably meteor to steak across the sky every now and then. Sure, there during the year. But try watching are better showers December's Geminids while wearing short November's Leonids or sleeves while stretched or family members out on the ground with friends . All take place because of comets meteor showers . As comets approach the as their tails sun they lose material form. When the earth passes left through the debris stream by a comet we experience dust burn up harmlessly meteors as tiny motes of cometary in the upper atmosphere. The comet responsible Comet Swift-Tuttle for feeding the Perseid debris stream returned in 1992 is which last . The comet had not been seen the 19th century while Abraham Lincoln was president since its discovery in in 1862. Speaking of the 19th century, a book written more than a hundred years I was recently reading ago by Simon Newcomb. The late Abell described Newcomb as a astronomer George "great American astronomer who laid a foundation of precise positional astronomy based on his measurements." Indeed are still in use today for calculating many of Newcomb's equations orbital motions. In the last year writing a popular level astronomy of the 19th century Newcomb tried his hand at book for the "inquiring layman." In his discussion of observing the , "if he will see an unusual number of one sits up until midnight, shooting stars, which move from the northeast toward the southwest." Perseids Newcomb writes From his statement it is apparent that went to bed earlier in the 19th century, or Newcomb was not an either amateur astronomers avid meteor watcher. Today's amateur astronomers are well aware that the best part when the shower's "radiant" or apparent source meteors rises higher as the earth rotates comes after midnight of . To watch the Perseids you need to find a location where local light light sources is at a pollution from artificial minimum. The more lights , there are around you the brighter the sky glow. The brighter meteors you will be able the sky glow the fewer to see. Your should be away also and buildings that would block your view of the sky. It is important to be comfortable. Thus, a reclining from nearby trees observing location lawn chair is recommended. A few weeks the buyer a free Eddie Bauer portable back a local store had a sale in which the purchase of a sleeping bag earned folding recliner chair with built-in footrest. We needed some sleeping bags so I stocked up. Such are great for observing meteor showers as well as casual sweeping reclining chairs of the night sky with a pair of hand-held of binoculars. Such chairs are marketed under a wide range of competing brands. As midnight passes by an one meteor per minute. The rate should continue to increase observer may see an average toward morning twilight. Keep a pair of binoculars handy to assist you in observing the trains occasionally left by the brighter meteor. If observing in a your chairs so that each person is facing a different group you may wish to arrange direction. That way you will have better coverage since each participant concentrates on a unique section of sky. There are performed as well from meteor counting, to photographing meteors with scientific activities that may be a camera using time exposures, to videotaping possible impacts of meteorites on the moon! For more information about observing projects available on the web there is an enormous amount of information . Here is a brief to help you learn more about meteors in general and listing of on-line resources the Perseids in particular: International Gary Kronk's Meteor Showers - http://comets.amsmeteors.org/ The Association of Meteor Organization - http://www..org/ Lunar and Planetary Observers - http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~rhill/alpo/lunarstuff/lunimpacts.html imo.net/ American Meteor Society - http://www.amsmeteors Sky and Telescope Magazine - http://skyandtelescope.com/observing/objects/meteors/article_649_1.asp While meteor showers such as the Perseids may be enjoyed at many levels of sophistication the most popular method is to just sit back and watch the show. There's nothing wrong with having
redacted for the pineapple
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 15:35:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's a reprint of an article from the Carroll County Times by a somewhat sufficiently knowledgeable amateur astronomer.
Glint
Good Prospects for August's Perseid Meteor Shower 

One of the most popular annual meteor showers occurs every August. The Perseid shower has 
long been a favorite summer event for amateur astronomers. This month the shower is 
predicted to peak on the night of Monday August 12-13 under favorable conditions. 

One factor contributing to the Perseids' long standing popularity has got to be the weather. A 
warm summer evening is a good time for relaxing comfortably while waiting to see a meteor to 
steak across the sky every now and then. 

Sure, there are better showers during the year. But try watching November's Leonids or 
December's Geminids while wearing short sleeves while stretched out on the ground with friends 
or family members. 

All meteor showers take place because of comets. As comets approach the sun they lose material 
as their tails form. When the earth passes through the debris stream left by a comet we 
experience meteors as tiny motes of cometary dust burn up harmlessly in the upper atmosphere.

 The comet responsible for feeding the Perseid debris stream is Comet Swift-Tuttle which last 
returned in 1992. The comet had not been seen since its discovery in the 19th century while 
Abraham Lincoln was president in 1862. 

Speaking of the 19th century, I was recently reading a book written more than a hundred years 
ago by Simon Newcomb. The late astronomer George Abell described Newcomb as a "great 
American astronomer who laid a foundation of precise positional astronomy based on his 
measurements." Indeed many of Newcomb's equations are still in use today for calculating 
orbital motions. 

In the last year of the 19th century Newcomb tried his hand at writing a popular level astronomy 
book for the "inquiring layman." In his discussion of observing the Perseids Newcomb writes, "if 
one sits up until midnight, he will see an unusual number of shooting stars, which move from the 
northeast toward the southwest." 

From his statement it is apparent that either amateur astronomers went to bed earlier in the 19th 
century, or Newcomb was not an avid meteor watcher. Today's amateur astronomers are well 
aware that the best part comes after midnight when the shower's "radiant" or apparent source of 
meteors rises higher as the earth rotates. 

To watch the Perseids you need to find a location where local light pollution from artificial light 
sources is at a minimum. The more lights there are around you, the brighter the sky glow. The 
brighter the sky glow the fewer meteors you will be able to see. 

Your observing location also should be away from nearby trees and buildings that would block 
your view of the sky. It is important to be comfortable. Thus, a reclining lawn chair is 
recommended. 

A few weeks back a local store had a sale in which the purchase of a sleeping bag earned the 
buyer a free Eddie Bauer portable folding recliner chair with built-in footrest. We needed some 
sleeping bags so I stocked up. Such reclining chairs are great for observing meteor showers as 
well as casual sweeping of the night sky with a pair of hand-held of binoculars. Such chairs are 
marketed under a wide range of competing brands. 

As midnight passes by an observer may see an average one meteor per minute. The rate should 
continue to increase toward morning twilight. Keep a pair of binoculars handy to assist you in 
observing the trains occasionally left by the brighter meteor. 

If observing in a group you may wish to arrange your chairs so that each person is facing a 
different direction. That way you will have better coverage since each participant concentrates on 
a unique section of sky. 

There are scientific activities that may be performed as well from meteor counting, to 
photographing meteors with a camera using time exposures, to videotaping possible impacts of 
meteorites on the moon! For more information about observing projects there is an enormous 
amount of information available on the web. 

Here is a brief listing of on-line resources to help you learn more about meteors in general and 
the Perseids in particular: 

International Meteor Organization - http://www.imo.net/ 
American Meteor Society - http://www.amsmeteors.org/ 
Gary Kronk's Meteor Showers - http://comets.amsmeteors.org/ 
The Association of Lunar and Planetary Observers - http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~rhill/alpo/lunarstuff/lunimpacts.html 
Sky and Telescope Magazine - http://skyandtelescope.com/observing/objects/meteors/article_649_1.asp 

While meteor showers such as the Perseids may be enjoyed at many levels of sophistication the 
most popular method is to just sit back and watch the show. There's nothing wrong with having a 
good time while enjoying the simple pleasure of the night sky on a warm summer evening.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 14:40:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So Glint, am I too far beyond the curve to really see Perseid tonight. Or, is there some site that will tell me when and where to look for the best view? Pete� - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 14:39:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: In regards to last weeks news. Forget the adoptions, just place the kids under Florida's foster care plan.
gnat
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 13:40:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: re: the research scientist. Appears one should not be a "person of interest" so as not to be a suspect in acts of terrorism. Anyone here a person of interest?
gnat
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 13:30:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Last week's news. Don't you have some fish to wrap?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 13:24:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Another argument for abortion.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 13:19:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.gopbi.com/partners/pbpost/epaper/editions/thursday/martin_stlucie_d3151e3263b180b60012.html
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 13:05:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: How about this research scientist saying he is not in any way responsible for the anthrax letters but his reputation is being ruined by the FBI. Came on real sincere, wearing a little flag pin and whining about the nanny-state. Can you imagine? I say, throw him in the clink with Padilla. Maybe if he becomes convinced he might be in for 20 years he'll decide to talk. Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 10:57:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: What sort of judge write things like "odious to a democratic society?" What is this Kessler, some sort of pussed over conky?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 10:28:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Watched the taped replay of the CU-NU 62-36 shellacking." I understand, Buddy. I understand. The moment of glory, savored. <> "There's a place called Play It Again Sports with used equipment..." - Harlan. Do they have any used equipment from the 1995 Orange Bowl game? Cornhuskers #1. - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 10:16:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"It was Rehobeth mostly, Aaaateague, Newport RI, Virginia Beach, Myrtle Beach. Also Dewey and Lewes." Ah yes, I remember these well. In their pre-teen years, of course. Actually, have never been to Assateague. Too many flies, I hear. Also the clothing optional beaches there are mostly frequented by men. At least that's the scuttlebutt <ahem!>. No, the beach we liked to go to was mostly young women in their 20's. Groups of women - 4, 6, sometimes 8 or even more. The only men seen were typically with their wife or girlfriends. Some guys showed up with 2 or 3 women. But it was predominately women oriented. That's all I have to say on that topic. - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 09:55:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

A cornucopia of faux Glints - 19:09:51, 19:10:30, & 19:11:13. However, their content betrays their fakery. <> The focusers on my largest two telescopes are too tall for the camera go come into focus. Had wanted to try using the 0.003 Lux video camera to try and record some lunar Perseids. Collaboration was required. An astronomer brought a 6" refractor to observatory hill last night. By the time we got the instrument set up and wired for video and the shortwave wired for audio, and twilight ended, the moon began slipping in and out of clouds near the horizon. With the thick haze there is little chance that anything could have been recorded, but I'll have to confirm it by observing the videotape some time. Tonight another astronomer is bringing an 8" Celestron. Larger aperture might be more successful. That refractor is a premium instrument though. Could easily see the backlit lets of a june bug on a window screen 1/4 mile away. - Monday, August 12, 2002 at 09:41:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'd let him out. I think a little time outside the pen would do him good. If his doctor and his guardian agree, then what are we waiting for?
House of Meat
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 01:06:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: He's trying to say that most of you males won't let him out of the playpen into the big guy's world. For shame.
gnat
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 00:32:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come on. You really think Pete even knows what he's trying to say? Maybe at one time he did, but now he posts, therefore he is. He posts because he can. Because it's there. It's automaton Pete immitating autopete immitating life immitating dreck. There's no there there, no here here, no here there, no there here. There is no victory of style over substance because that would require style. There is no victory because that would require. It lacks pathos because it is hollow. I would call it barren but that would be too hopeful. It is the absence of presence and the presence of absence, if it is anything at all. Comatose gurgling. Void. No truth. No lie.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 12, 2002 at 00:18:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Come to think of it, a dollar was quite a bit. I could have bought four gallons of gas or a quart of Rainier Ale. We had just finished four years of Democratic presidents and the economy hadn't started to slide yet.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:59:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: I didn't want to keep it. Felt it would not count as part of my 4,000 hours if I got a tip. If it had been Mrs. Howard Hughes, and her friend tipped me with a cashier's check for a cool million, I would have considered keeping it. A million dollars was quite a bit in those days.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:57:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Telephone repairmen? Hey, that's some attorney general. The guy is always thinking. Send a telephone repairman to spy on guys who throw their
They're really checking for calico cats.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:55:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why would you throw a dollar bill away in the street?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:43:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bile colored to reflect the nature of the poster?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:41:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, speaking of substance instead of color.... anyone have any theories on what the yellowish-fonted fellow thinks he's talking about?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:39:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fancy way of saying single. Like saying redacted for edited.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:36:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Green. I like green. Even the green of oxidized copper.
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:31:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't know why anyone would choose bile colored font.
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 21:21:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's a singleton?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:39:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: LADYS KESSLER is the hawk-eyed schoolmarm who is clearly irritated that she has to waste so much of her time catching the leaders of our country passing secret notes, secret guest lists, and secret prisoners among each other like immature classroom pranksters. ''I see you, Johnny! You too, Dick! And don't think I didn't catch you, George! All of you, get up here and tell us what's so funny.'' Kessler, a federal district judge in Washington, is no joke to the Bush administration. First, President Bush and Vice President Cheney thought they could start their own secret fraternity. As Bush's subsequent Animal House energy policy was telling the world to eat our dust and carbon dioxide, Kessler was becoming unimpressed with Bush's and Cheney's efforts to keep the records of Cheney's energy task force secret. In February, Kessler ruled that the Department of Energy was ''woefully tardy'' in releasing documents to the National Resources Defense Council. Kessler said that the government had ''no legal or practical justification for working at a glacial pace.'' Last week the schoolmarm caught her unruly underachievers passing notes again. After the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, the government detained more than 1,200 people, many of them Arab and Muslim pizza delivery men, cabdrivers, gas station attendants, and convenience store workers. In the nearly 11 months since the attacks, no detainee has been charged with terrorism, and nearly all of them were dead ends for information about terrorism. All during that time, the Bush administration kept secret who was being detained. According to news reports, some detainees were held two to three months before being allowed to see a lawyer. Kessler ruled that the White House must release the names of detainees by mid-August. The government said in June there were about 150 people still being detained. Kessler wrote, ''As of this moment, the public does not know how many persons the government has arrested and detained as part of its Sept. 11 investigation, nor does it know who most of them are, where they are, and whether they are represented by counsel.'' Kessler went on to say, ''Secret arrests are a concept odious to a democratic society.'' Other judges have complained over Bush's desire for military tribunals, for relaxing the laws on spying, and for wanting to recruit civilians into a snooping program. The snooping program, Operation TIPS, was so odious to a democratic society that the House last week kept TIPS out of the Homeland Security bill. Though it may be taps for TIPS, there is a closing chapter that should make us even more grateful that judges like Kessler question the attack on civil liberties. Here the government is, thinking it could recruit citizens for tips on bombers when the nation's professionals in terrorism rounded up 1,200 detainees for nothing. They probably kept the detentions secret precisely to avoiding the embarrassment of admitting the secret that it had nothing. If one reads last week's testimony by Attorney General John Ashcroft before the Senate Judiciary Committee, one gets a glimpse of a government that either does not know what it is doing or has far more invasive plans in mind. Under questioning from Democrat Patrick Leahy of Vermont, Ashcroft claimed that Operation TIPS ''does not refer to a program related to private places like homes.'' Seconds later, Ashcroft said, ''Telephone repairmen have the opportunity, just like you have an opportunity, to call the FBI at any time.'' Ashcroft said TIPS was not the FBI, just something like a neighborhood watch. But then he said, ''Information provided on the TIPS hot line, which is like any of the other hot lines, would be directed to appropriate agencies that might have an interest in the information.'' Ashcroft assured Leahy that TIPS would not keep a database on people being snooped on so someone would not lose their job over a rumor floating in a government computer. Leahy said, ''And who have you gotten those assurances from?'' Ashcroft said, ''The individuals who have been shaping the program.'' Leahy said, ''You don't want to tell us who that is?'' Ashcroft said, ''I'm not exactly sure that I can name them.'' Leahy said, ''So ... they call this in under this program and somebody passes it on to the FBI. Do they put it in a databank?'' Ashcroft said, ''Well, what the FBI does with the data, what various agents do with data depends on the nature of the data.'' Sounds like Kessler and her colleagues had better stay sharp. The schoolmarms have more secret notes to confiscate from Johnny, George, and Dick.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:27:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Jesus, I'll sure be glad when Delores gets out of the tank.
Harry Felton, paralegal
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:22:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Once, in 'Frisco back in the late '60's, an old woman passed out on the street in front of me. Looked like she was dying of liver disease. I went across the street and called a cab while her friend took care of her. When the cab came, she handed me a bill even though I protested. If I had been thinking, I would have given it to the cabby. When I looked at the bill after they'd gone, I saw it was a singleton, and ditched it in the street. The point is, that dying woman's eyes were the exact color of that yellow font that keeps popping up on this site. I guess that's what reminded me of the experience.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:19:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: MODELS WANTED: Fess Parker, Cliff Branch, and Marvin Hamlisch lookalikes. Needed for "prank" photo shoot. Top dollar/AOL shares. Call Paralegal Services 9:00- noon, ask for the fat guy filling in for Delores.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:12:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: It is the communist/socialsits who will ruin America. Truth. Todays bastardization of true liberalism is truly virtue-less, power hungry socialism. Eventually. A real nasty evil. At any cost. Today's Democrat Party is not prudently "liberal" in the truest sense, but socialist. Just not in politics as a dominant force. I have often said liberalism is fine. How would you know. When you figure out how deluded you are by the lies on your own side and your unfailing support for the greatest evil facing America: Socialism, then we can talk.
Essay of the Week
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:08:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: How would you know. I have often said liberalism is fine. Just not in politics as a dominant force. Todays bastardization of true liberalism is truly virtue-less, power hungry socialism. When you figure out how deluded you are by the lies on your own side and your unfailing support for the greatest evil facing America: Socialism, then we can talk. Today's Democrat Party is not prudently "liberal" in the truest sense, but socialist. A real nasty evil. It is the communist/socialsits who will ruin America. Eventually. At any cost. Truth.
Autopete
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 20:01:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: What about the kid? Don't tell me the kid goes free? Lock the little bastard up. Anyone whose father wants to blow up Las Vegas with a dirty bomb and fry all those innocent holiday-goers deserves at least four nickels.
Cliff Branch
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:38:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Right. He was just coming to visit his kid. Sure, a swarthy guy is going to "visit his kid." Probably illigitimate. Could be anybody's kid. I say hold him for twenty years or until he cracks. The Attorney General himself has the goods on this bastard-- he just can't say what the goods are because it would compromise Homeland Security. America shouldn't rest until every fucking Mecca bobber has been thrown in a Navy brig somewhere down south, or has been forcibly converted to Christianity. Then maybe it will be a little easier to get on an airplane.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:36:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: "AND WHEN THE PRISONER arrived-31-year-old Jose Padilla-he was placed in an isolation cell with a lamp burning 24 hours a day and a phalanx of guards around the clock. One inmate asked a guard what exactly Padilla had been charged with. �He�s not charged with anything,� the guard shot back. �We�re just holding him.� The prisoner was baffled. �How the hell can you do that?� he asked. Quite easily, it turns out. Attorney General John Ashcroft publicly accused Padilla-a.k.a. Abdullah al-Muhajir-of being a Qaeda operative who was actively �plotting� to set off a radiological bomb when he flew into Chicago�s O�Hare Airport from Zurich four months ago. Inside the U.S. intelligence community, sources tell NEWSWEEK, there were high-level doubts about Ashcroft�s dramatic announcement of an ongoing plot from the very beginning. But those views received scant attention at the White House, officials say. After a hastily signed finding by President George W. Bush that he was an �enemy combatant,� Padilla was removed from a New York jail and flown to the Charleston brig in early June. He�s been held there incommunicado ever since-with no charges pending against him and no prospect of a trial or court hearing where the government�s evidence can be tested. Last week authorities told NEWSWEEK they�re not even interested in making a case: they want to force Padilla to tell what he knows about Al Qaeda. �If this guy thinks he might be there for 20 years with no recourse, he might just say, �OK, let�s talk�,� said one administration official. ......." And to find out why Padilla REALLY went to Chicago, check out the link on Drudge.
...why would someone from Chi fly to Chi?
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:27:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush motto - Beauty is only skin deep but how rich I am will last forever if I have insider-trading information.
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:13:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dungeness crab rules.
�dd K�def�ss
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:13:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: But I hate to think about how that will look when I dream about them at the age of forty.
Glint
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:11:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cabdrivers rule.
Plinth
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:10:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: The best part of the dream was that they all had belly-buttons and fur.
Glint
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:10:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: J**z, I just woke up. What a night! Dreamed the whole house was full of fifteen-year-olds who used to stare at my man ham when they were five and I lured them into the shower.
Glint
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:09:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: A black man don't need no steenking brain stem. I lets my man-ham-stem do my thinking. And I let my forearm do my talking....
Cliff Branch
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:07:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Son of a bitch never paid me for the autograph OR the photo op. I'd like to put another elbow chill on the bastard, this time with plastered tape.
Cliff Branch
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:04:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Grow a brain stem, Branch, then we can talk.
Harl
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:02:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: There's maybe five of those joints here, in the 'nabe, specializing in unused sports equipment. One is called "Sportacus." Their prices are high. I'd go to St. Vincent.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 19:01:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who's Harl? The fat guy?
Cliff Branch
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:59:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, ain't I in a family photo album with you guys? That joint with the corroded rain-gutters? That fat guy with the Brownie?
Fran Tarkenton
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:58:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Thanks. There's a place called Play It Again Sports with used equipment, including -very rarely- M12 Roces Aggressive In-line Skates. Up on W. Portal. Nothing today. Sized the kid at Big 5 and will check again at Play It Again. We'll see how it goes. I'd like to save some coin since I've already collected $75 from the ex share and it would be gratifying to run a chump change scam on her.
Harl
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:56:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is it the guy with the coon-piss font?
Fess Parker
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:56:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who?
Steve Case
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:55:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is someone here talking to Urine-font? Who?
Cliff Branch
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:54:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, go to St. Vincent, but don't buy the bloody ones?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:51:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Relative to in-line skates, I find that St. Vincent DePaul has a plethora, including those in the $150 variety, marked down to $5.00. Seems a lot of people buy them and either wipe out on the Grapevine or just never put them on to begin with.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:50:38 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Seems you are doing an acceptable job of talking to me even before you get to socialism*, or denying it that is. Doink. - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 18:06:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does that mean I HAVE to talk with you if I get to socialism? Frightening.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:41:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Admission is the first step to recovery. Keep going, when you get to socialism, we can talk. Doink. - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:40:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: House of Meat = 15
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:34:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Those are some pretty stiff pre-requisites for talking. But the real question is, why anyone would open up discussion with someone who admits he or she is seriously deluded. What's to discuss?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:32:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: How long is it since Pete stopped posting to this site? How long have we suffered in delusion? And why does Carlos keep posting with that piss-colored font? And when will Dexter give up her Philadelphia cab-drivers and night-club door-men and come back to the fold? And when will gnat and Harlan St. Wolf admit that they are seriously deluded, so that we can talk?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:16:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: If you don't buy the $150 Roces, the terrorists will have won.
House of Meat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:12:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Besides, I got no time. Got to take the young one out and size some Roces Extreme In-line skates. Maybe even buy them if I can't talk him into something that doesn't cost $150. Now, that's a really nasty evil!
Harl
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:10:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't admit to being deluded. Therefore, we have nothing to talk about. Nada.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:07:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Let's talk about how deluded you are, I'll start: Harlan, you are seriously deluded.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:05:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Harlan, let's talk.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:04:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Urine-font is right about the rampant drunkenness, however. I drank like the crynic, soaked up four Pacificos and probably sweated out enough for eight. What the ugly yellow font-meister doesn't know is that a few hits of Humboldt pod in the evening neutralizes the alcohol, and you wake up in the morning ready to kick ass.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:03:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: I got copper rain gutters. Worst thing I ever bought. Damn things turned green on me.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:03:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: I sort of like that "country club shower head." Took out the nanny-state flow governor, and can burn water like it fell out of the sky or something, like it was some sort of renewable resource, like wood toothpicks. Looks sort of "retro" in the tub area. When I bought this shack, the Marlite� walls were leaking around behind the wallboard so the FHA made me pay $800 to have new Marlite� installed, even though I wanted to do it myself. Shit, for 800 bucks I could have tiled the shower in Wedgewood tea saucers, and had enough left over for genuine copper rain gutters.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 17:00:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: The important thing is to at least TRY and identify the posters even when you're a clueless, hysterical dumbfuck. Trying, it's all about trying. How do you think CU beat NU?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:57:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Unless we're talking about molesting. Then NOBODY signs.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:54:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't feel bad, Urine-font. I can't tell ydog from Glint either, even though one signs his name but the other has given it up for cowardly anonymity.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:53:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: He'll kill hisself if he keeps going to those bath houses! Hoo-boy. Bath houses, get it (queer as a Ford tractor oil cup).
Glimpse
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:51:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: I realized that that Glint, once he got back from flogging the dogging, would drive to the nearest Target, even if it was in Utah, and measure the "country club shower heads" on sale, and announce that it wasn't really a six-inch disk but a 5 1/2-inch disk. So I measured the disk and to my shame it was 6 3/8 inches, maybe even 3 7/16 inches. One scolding averted.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:46:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, he did kill hisself? Thought so
Harl
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:44:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Which one was Hum? I thought he had killed hisself.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:43:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, that wasn't "the hum." It was me. Same as always. But you are damned good at almost spotting the individuals among the 22. For myself, I wouldn't know how to tell a genuine "Pete" post if it weren't for the urine font.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:43:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Looks like the gang was hitting the sauce again last night. Probably moody and hung over today. Even got a few more words out of gnat. Must be the West nile Virus. I expect her to blame Bush for that soon, more likely capitalism, though. Delusional. Anyway, dog did lose it Glint, as you point out. But then again, he never really was with it, especially since he was trying to clean up his act ever since th Evil E* arrived on teh scene. I think he's still scoping ehr out as a victim of his derangement, who knows. The alluding to the dead Ophelia was wierd, but ticketchick and the bus rides and the meat stored in the outhouse in his back yard were really worrisome. Wonder who that 5 year old girl was who he molested. Strange. But hey, yesterday was not a total waste. Watched the taped replay of the CU-NU 62-36 shellacking. Then followed that up with the CU-Texas Big XII championship game. What a day. That and two bowls of Chocolate delight non-fat ice cream. Yum. Seems even Hum made an appearance. Nice to see the old fart synaptically-challenged blade slice in for a change. Back to monitoring mode. Toodles. - Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 16:18:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: As much as I'd like to stay here spewing like Glint when he sees a video of a hunchback dwarf paraplegic nailed by the Concorde at the Paris Air Show, I've got to go out in the sun and fix that SVO seat. We're lined up for another triple-digit day, so my plan is to do the sunny stuff before 2:00 pm, play it by ear afterward. The hot part of the day sounds like the time to work in the shade garden. I've got to pull all the spindly stakes that the evil nursery combine equipped the various plants with, and replace them with sturdy four-by-fours in anticipation of the end of the summer doldrums.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:25:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Another thing you can do is go into your browser preferences and turn off Java. It doesn't stop the page from loading, but I think it stops the music and the animated pix. Every now and then I forget to escape out of Glint's Morass and the machine freezes up right in the middle of --who knows?-- the bull-goose trenchant post that has ever appeared on Fornigate. I hope the soapy-pantsed bastard is satisfied.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:21:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: You've got to know how to work the system. The system I learned how to work is the one that involves lying on your back all day reading cheap detective novels. I am proud that my kid has learned the system of cracking shareware and preview video games. Paying for software is for chumps who never got past port 110.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:17:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: You get rid of the ads by paying the money. Or, you can go to a crack site and find the crack. My kid showed me a site where you enter the name of the program and it locates a crack script somewhere that makes whatever warez you have think you are a registered owner. You download the crack, run it, and no ads. Sorry, I don't know where it is, and wouldn't tell you if I did know, because I believe the Opera programmers deserve to get paid. Like the crynic, however, I believe they should be paid by someone who is not me.
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- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:12:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Exciting day so far. Up at 5:30, video gaming activities until 7:30, mow lawn to hide crabgrass, figure out where to put the Astilbe in the shade garden, then down to target to exchange the defective "country club shower head." At Target, saw the neigbors breakfasting at the cantina, the place where they sell hot-dogs and luncheon plates to busy shoppers. Never figured I had such classy neighbors, who would get up on Sunday and catch the freshest eats at the Target lunch nook. The "country club shower head" has a six-inch disk nozzle that is supposed to spew like Glint spotting an 8-year-old hermaphrodite caught in a gas fire. On the way to exchange, spotted "Prizzi's Honor" tape for $4.95, never seen it except for the ending in a motel room with HBO and figured it looked worth the price. Jack Nicholson (the socialist dog-emulator) and that lanky black-haired woman whose old man is a famous director. Also that blond who plays bitches, was in "Body Heat" I think or else the one with Kirk Douglas's son. Also bought a Stanley four-foot level. Heard on the radio yesterday that Stanley Tools, Inc. was all set to reincorporate in Bermuda to avoid paying their share of the "war on terrorism" but their employees threw up such a stink that they came back home to America. Maybe there's hope for the crynic. Figured I should buy something from a company with such patriotic janitors. What a day! Then on to Orchard Supply for a two-inch bronze nipple for the shower and a piece of steel to cut and drill to jury-rig the SVO seat where another one of the legs busted, the legacy of the giant man-ham that must have been its former owner. Spotted an electric anti-siphon valve and a watering time on sale and bought them, going to automate the front lawn sprinklers antecedant to digging it all up and planting fruit trees. Got a gold star for warning the checkout girl that the steel was dirty, don't touch it, baby. And then, on to Trader Joe's! At Trader Joe's got a liter of Barbados rum for ten bucks, milk, cheese, and a $6.99 bottle of C�tes du Rh�ne, the most I've spent on wine since 1969, but it was the only C�tes they had except for some in a squat bottle like a brandy bottle. The stuff I got came in a Bordeaux bottle, which is about right for C�tes. But $6.99! Hope it's good, and it probably will be, since I find that C�tes du Rh�ne travels well. Dropped by Liquor on the way back and bought cigarettes, fell off the wagon and need my drugs back. Two packs of Camel "Turkish Jade" filtered chokes, with a "Camel Cash C-Note" on the back of each one. What a day! Now to install the "country club shower head" and the automatic watering devices, plant the Astilbe, figure out where to hang the Stanley level in the garage, pour a caf� royale from the Barbados rum bottle, and look forward to an evening of "Prizzi's Honor", cheese, and fine wine made from grapes matured on the slopes of the river Rh�ne in the south of France. It doesn't get much better than this, cats and jammers.
House of Meat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:09:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: How do you get rid of the ads on opera?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 15:05:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, I did that Opera toggle thing, but now I can't see any of Glint's pictures. Am I missing anything?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:48:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just hit escape after a scrollsworth or two loads.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:27:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Opera. Toggle the "image off" button.
13 1/2
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:47:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:40:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Iron skillet, that's what you need. Season. No oil, just a smoking hot pan. Little over a minute per side, as I recall.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:39:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.satansbreath.com/recipes/outdoor_blackened_fish.htm interesting site. Cute name.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:35:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: have never blackened fish, any comments about trying??? looks like i have to go get a iron skillet.
19
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:30:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: yuk
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:28:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: What did she say it was? Drippings from the "man ham?"
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 13:14:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Anonymous.
My two cents are: Who told them it isn't soap? Not Poe, I hope.
4 or 5 of 22
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 12:45:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: no soundcard, no speakers, no problem
19
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 12:41:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:

- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 12:39:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:53:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well morning yall, about to go work out got the home gym set up pretty nice, treadmill, fitness ball, weights and weight bench. Two Hooters calendars, hooters towel, nice stereo. Then off for some tennis and I think we're going to do some blackened fish for dinner. Sea scallops on sale for 599 a pound.
2
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:51:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Why does your dad always have soap all over his trousers?" they used to ask her.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:41:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was embarrassing, but over the years she'd gotten used to it, used to the fact that other kids parents wouldn't let them come over if her fat dad was around unless another adult was also present. For the party tonight, the kids had set up a "buddy" system so nobody could get stuck alone with him. It was better that way.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:37:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:30:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:22:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, in a little while glorp will fumble through his hangover and look to see what he posted from the bitter end of the 18 pack last night. Bet he skips church today.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:15:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was Rehobeth mostly, Aaaateague, Newport RI, Virginia Beach, Myrtle Beach. Also Dewey and Lewes. I did Key West and Nantucket on my own later.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 10:10:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Some like a singer to hit a note. Others like it when the singer embellishes that note with about a million other notes to go along with it. Mariah slip-slides up, down, around the particualar note. But...whatever rings one's bell is ok with me.
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 03:32:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mariah's just a goober. Good voice, can't sing with it. If Bob Dylan had her voice he'd be the Toast of Turin.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 02:56:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: A little salty there, young lady.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 02:53:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Have to appreciate how the youthful ones think. Especially Mariah Carey who said, "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 01:38:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: yes???
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 01:14:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: gnat?
???
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 00:43:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why does the old guy have to start the grill? Youthful ones don't know how to light that paticular kind of fire?
gnat
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 00:28:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: I remember that night. They tried to keep the fat kid out of the bedroom, locked the door. But the fat kid kept knocking and whining, "Let me in, mom!" And, "Her twat is pussed over, colored guy!" She kept saying, "No, Pete! Go look for the Holy Grail, you little bastard." See, it was Pete's mom. That's the reason I was there. Hell, it's all on film, man. So, I pay up and leave about 2 hours later. On the way out, I see a tall white man dude sitting on the couch. He's wearing a fur hat and a fringed suede coat. Shit, this is weird, I thought and got the hell out of there. The fat kid was trying to leave with me. I gave him a forearm chill and hit the gas.
Cliff Branch
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 23:00:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: I just wander around until I spot a house with copper rain gutters with a well-rubbed patina. Party time!
Fran Tarkenton
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 22:01:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 22:00:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not me. But this is the best poi I ever ate.
Richard Nixon
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:59:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does anybody here know the host?
Steve Case
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:58:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who?
Cliff Branch
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:57:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who's Pete?
Fess Parker
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:56:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: The "man ham?" Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:55:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: She's no Fess Parker. No Cliff Branch.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:45:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: There's a girl here now. When she was 5 and we watched her she used to like watching me take a shower. She'd try to talk and carry a conversation but her eyes were riveted to the man ham. Of course I never did anything. Never fondled her until she was at least 12 or so. Now she's grown up, standing there all excited with her belly button showing and all covered in cute peach fuzz. Of course that won't be all that cute 40 years from now, but her body appears to have ripened perfectly.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:41:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: One hesitates to even think about asking just why a has-been lousy actor and a coke-snorting negro wide receiver just happened to infect Pete's household. On the same night yet! What's the connection to eachother? And to Pete? Above all, why would anyone want to take a picture of such an event? Why would anyone want to mention such a pathetic thing? Hell, I'm even embarrassed to talk about the evening I spent in the company of Jerry Fucking Lewis at my uncle's house. It was okay to shoot the shit with Bob Feller. Great to drink with Joseph Heller. But Jerry Lewis??????? Geesh.
geesh
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:38:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint has entertained Marvin Hamlisch, Ken Stabler, and the Prince of Wales. But not all on the same night. They were attracted by the nine-inch black-and-white representations of upside-down star clusters.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:35:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: To explain how this worked, AOL to anyone with "friends for his brain cell" was always just a Ponzi scheme. It provided bad internet service behind hype, and the whole idea was to claim that lots and lots of people were using AOL. Lots of turkeys did use AOL, but the company was always padding the subscriber list by counting the free introductory disk users. I've been a free AOL customer four or five times, as I'm sure most of you have been, and based on that Steve Case sold stock to believing rubes like the pineapple, as if AOL was providing something that a 12-year-old kid with a rack of junk modems couldn't provide cheaper and better. AOL managed to buy Time-Warner on nothing more than the phantom client list and the promise of e-dollars. This is almost perfect, if you consider that Case is Pete's MBA Fess Parker. I wonder how much worthless paper the poor asshole ended up with after the latest divorce?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:33:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Has Glint's house ever been a stop over for Fess Parker and Cliff Branch? On the same night! I think not!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:31:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint knows Fess Parker too?
doubt it
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:29:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Business week says that inside-trading CEO's bilked the shareholders out of $66 billion dollars in the last ten years. One of the key bilkers was, are you sitting down, Steve Case! Steve Case is the guy who conned all those people into buying AOL by counting everyone he ever sent a free introductory disk to as a customer. He is also (and I forgive you if you don't remember this) one of the people Glint cited as famous people he had shaken hands with when he first bragged about his association with Fess Parker. Small world, eh?
.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:25:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: No. We can only tald once we realize how deluded we are by lies of our own side and unfailing support of the greatest evil facing America. Lacking that, we can not talk. Truth.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:24:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: I doubt Pete has often said liberalism is fine. And, even if he has, what would it matter?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:22:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sometimes I fail in my support of: socialism. Is that enough? Can we talk?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:20:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: The font isn't the problem. Unless it's sewn shut or pussed over.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:20:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: "It is the communist/socialsits who will ruin America. Eventually. At any cost. Truth."
that's the spirit!
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:19:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: How would you know. I have often said liberalism is fine. Just not in politics as a dominant force. Todays bastardization of true liberalism is truly virtue-less, power hungry socialism. When you figure out how deluded you are by the lies on your own side and your unfailing support for the greatest evil facing America: Socialism, then we can talk. Today's Democrat Party is not prudently "liberal" in the truest sense, but socialist. A real nasty evil. It is the communist/socialsits who will ruin America. Eventually. At any cost. Truth. - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 18:33:16 (EDT)
thought it might make some sense in the regular font....
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:18:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm standing by what I said.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:17:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: I get hung up on phrases like "nasty evil." Truth. At any cost. I'm trying to figure out how deluded I am by lies of my own side. In the truest sense. Then, again, maybe it's all autopete.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:16:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: I never thought I'd hammer out an agreement with Harlan St. Wolf before Pete hammered one out with gnat by making her figure out how deluded she is. While gnat is trying to figure it out, me and Harlan are going to be talking like a couple of sock puppets on yellow-jackets. Nothing like agreement to get the tongues flapping.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:14:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: You agree, Harlan? I'm surprised but.... let's talk.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:12:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm really not sure whether or not I agree with Pete. I'm not even sure what he's trying to say.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:11:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Aww, bullshit! I'll bet my American DJ� light-show machine and my apple-bobbing tub would clean Glint's clock any time he shows up with that fancy telescope stuff. The old values are what 'teens are about today. It's part of the turning inward toward America inspired by the war.
Bill "Graham" Tuckweiler
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:10:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: I do agree with whatever it is.
Harlan St. Wolf
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:08:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe Glint should rent himself and his equipment out to junior proms all over the county. TV, you understand, especially a nine-inch portable showing black-and-white pictures of lights in the sky, is always a big draw for teenagers. Don't plan a sock-hop without one, 'teens! Rent-a-Glint is prepared to amaze and astound you, and take your mind off those ripe young protuberances on your favorite girl!
.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:07:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't agree. There's a lot of sense in what the pineapple says. Liberalism at its finest is OK. It's just that the Democrats have twisted liberalism around until it is that close associate of illiberalism, socialsitism. I have always agreed that a prudently liberal Democratic Party would be less socialistic than an imprudently liberal one, ie, a real nasty evil. Agree with these tenets and then we can talk. Otherwise..... doink!
.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:00:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: He's fogotten that the greatest evil facing America is Clinton's jism.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:55:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's good to know that all that posting of dictionary definitions of liberalism has left the pineapple impressed, so that now he has to claim that the people he sheep-like calls liberals aren't real liberals but maybe, uh, socialsits. What an uninteresting, helpless moron.
House of Meat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:53:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: I mean, I know you think you dissed him, but I don't see how.
.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:48:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't understand the attack on ydog. Flipper girl and all. So what?
House of Meat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:46:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's great, Ward. How's June?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:11:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Oldest daugher having a birthday party tonight. Everything set up outside. I was supposed to get the grill started five minutes ago. Wanted to make sure the teenagers were entertained. Plan to have a telescope set up on a picnic table with the new cam and the 9" monitor. TV is alwasys a draw for teenagers. Asked the daughter if she wanted me to set it up in back or out near the driveway. For those lovers who may stroll the grounds after dark I plan to have the dome open so they can stop by for some wholesome enjoyment. Gave several lists of recommended objects for tonight to the daughter for her consideration as well. She hasn't got back to me yet on either topic.... - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 20:01:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Enjoying the pics, Pete. A few gifs here and a jpeg or two there really spruces up a web page. <> I can't figure out why Ydog went off the deep end. It's like he sees a sand sculpture in the shape of Jesus and just goes berzerk. Perhaps his parents never took him to the south end of the island. Maybe they were afraid a pick pocket might pull the silver spoon from his mouth. Nope. They probably parked the boat with the outboard grill well above 33rd street. Probably past the 60's and 90's and most likely well into the triple digits, like 145th or so. No cotton candy for their little David wannabe. No bumper car rides down at the arcade. So he rebelled and ran off with the flipper girl from the circus which was on tour from its home base down Mississippi way. Folks tried to "rescue" him Moonie style but let down their guard and the old lady's purse was pinched. They thought the flipper girl did it not realizing her fingers had been welded together by the wringer. It all turned out because the dog managed to put her purse back into the hotel room, minus a few leafy greens. - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 19:57:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Appears we're in a financial mess now because of run amok capitalism.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 19:29:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 19:27:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Whew! First Frogs, now Squirrels. I guess we can all rest comfortably now! "Attacking Squirrel Captured in Ill. The Associated Press Saturday, August 10, 2002; 11:32 AM ITASCA, Ill. -- Authorities believe they have put an end to a squirrel's reign of terror. They think a squirrel they killed last night is the one responsible for at least four attacks on people. It was captured during a final attack. A man pulled it off his wife's shoulder as it was biting her. He threw it into a trap and called police. Animal control officers killed the squirrel and are sending it to a state lab for testing. The squirrel had a bald spot on its tail - just like the one described by the previous victims. � 2002 The Associated Press " - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 19:25:21 (EDT)
My two cents are:

How would you know. I have often said liberalism is fine. Just not in politics as a dominant force. Todays bastardization of true liberalism is truly virtue-less, power hungry socialism. When you figure out how deluded you are by the lies on your own side and your unfailing support for the greatest evil facing America: Socialism, then we can talk. Today's Democrat Party is not prudently "liberal" in the truest sense, but socialist. A real nasty evil. It is the communist/socialsits who will ruin America. Eventually. At any cost. Truth. - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 18:33:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now that you've ingested try digesting a bit of liberalism. Liberals don't necessarily cause heart burn.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 18:12:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, I liken Lady Frogs to real croakers. Always keep your eye on their tongues. Ribbit.

Take that Liberal scum! - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:51:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: If there are intelligent females around you'll stay that way 'til you croak.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:40:20 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So the dog has limped back in. Now all we need is the hummer and Teresa. Hey, I'm single again. Whoopee!! - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:36:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's getting hot here again so gnat is going to take off again for cooler air and bluer skies. I wouldn't wish Alzheimers on my worst enemy but does he really believe he parted the Red Sea? Do I even believe there was a parting of the Red Sea the way the story goes? Don't think so.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:35:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Charlton Heston, NRA slut, is such a pussy. Won't cop to having Alzheimer's, just "symptoms consistent with Alzheimer's." Spit it out, Charlie. C'mon. Take it like a man.
4 or 5 of 22
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:07:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yo, hi guys. Thanks for email, 19. How do, gnatborg?
4 or 5
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:02:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hi 19. Am thinking I'd only agree to being cryogenically frozen if they would agree to do total body reconstruction in addition to curing the disease.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:50:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: oh, redline is 6800.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:14:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, going to quick grill some tbones this pm. marinate in pickapeppa sauce for few hours, then brush with olive oil and dust with garlic along the bone. Once the coals are hot enough to sear the meat of course. also some veggiekbobs with zuccini, yellow squash, red and yellow and green bell peppers. roasted garlic aside as well. horseradish and sourcream sauce. yum. May blacken some tuna steaks tomorrow.
2
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:11:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: gnat, you are really fun to have around. Really.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:08:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: for a crappy little escort, the zx2 can take both the v6 mustang and v6 camaro. Ms y smoked a mustang the third day we had it. The rear cupholder is a little shallow. Anyway, its an svo team designed vehicle, a sleeper, an escort, but pretty surprising.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:05:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh, to followup about the 2x4. zx3 not at all the same as the zx2. zx3 is a focus-based hatchback. It's the sport model of the focuse, the "gt" equivalent. with the right options the zx3 does have the 2.0 variable cam ztec engine like the zx2 does. otherwise its prettymuch the fisher-price Focus as far as I can tell. Ford built the zx2 I tink waiting to get the zx3 into production. The zx2 is an escort or at least that's what it says. In truth, it is a mazda protege frame with retuned, modified and stiffer suspension and frame, the larger 2.0 ztec (escorts have a trad 1.8)pulled from the midsize ford contour, a hi-volume quick response throttle body, alum wheels, 60 series lowprofile goodyear eagles, oversize exhaust, 5 speed close ratio gearbox gauges, ac cutoff for acceleration demands. Does a 15.7-15.9 quarter and 7.3 0-60 I believe. Comes in only a 2door with a deep carbonfiber tint job. Has hi side bolster buckets and apparently from the reviews a pretty re,markable horsepower to weight ratio though I forget what it is. Looks sort of like a taurus or contour or escort, but shares not one bodyskin with any of them. about like a pontiac sunfire gt or olds alero.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 16:00:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Saw a survey that asked if you were diagnosed with an incurable and terminal illness, would you want to be cryogenically frozen and "reawakened" if and when a cure is discovered? 39% said maybe.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 15:18:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: really. who would post as glump? Oh btw, enjoyed the bit about the wax museum, I had been thinking the plim plaza riff needed a wax museum but couldn't figure out how to work one in!!! for real. OC dosent have one.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 14:21:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: yeah, gena lee is about as perfect as female gets. She's "Sheena" on TV and is the one who replaced pamela anderson on baywatch. screensaver is from the-alist.org i think. not a little waif eityher, 5 10 and about 130 i think
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 14:10:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Faux Glint?
doubt it
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 13:58:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Faux Glint at 13:02:25 et al. - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 13:51:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stick around, Joe! Go 'Huskers!
Glint
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 13:02:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: We Republicans spent $5 billion dollars or more and found that President Clinton liked women. Bush is an alcoholic who spends most of his time on his ranch in Texas. He steals billions for oil companies, drug companies, and keeps a war going smewheer because people respond NOW to our great military power. Military likes it because the national debt, social security, and money for disenfranchised, depressed, unemployed Americans can't figure it out. If I did not stay in my office at least 8-10 hours a day, the big rich men with the money bag would not hand me a coin or two at the end of the day. I like Hagel from Nebraska as the next President. At least he works and does not depend on booze.
Joe Franklin <[email protected]>
Lincoln, NE USA - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 12:53:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: I used the Che Guevara for wallpaper on my work computer. About eighteen pictures of Che. But I haven't been able to put a red overlay on it with the programs I can find. Never heard of GL Nolin. Is she worth a strut?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 12:18:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: So whaddaya all think of Gena Lee Nolin? She's my current screensaver girl.
19
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 10:06:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: You know, I was getting ready to go to walmart the other day - was in the master bathroom tucking a faded muscleshirt into my jeans. When I looked into the mirror as I past it walking out I thought "oh shit, I look too hot, tan, and muscular in this shirt to go to walmart, women will stare" so I changed into something more demure and covering. Sort of made me think I could get off strutting the boards someplace.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 09:57:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll never forget this week. This was the week when Bill Moyers (an evil bastard by all accounts ) finally redeemed Snippy for his drunken driving. This was the week of closure.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 02:38:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Chinese proverb say war does not determine who is right...war determine who is left.
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 02:13:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Does Gperson get credit for absence of irritating patriotic piano playing? Does it return if we invade Iraq?
gnat
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 01:15:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

It's like some peole here think they're the only one who can go to the boardwalk and talk about it. Anyone else that goes uncovers some deep seated hangup under the cell. <> Got the replacement cam - it's a worse model than the original. Two hot pixels and one nearly dead center. I've got no choice but to use it before shipping it back. On the way out to spot some geosynchronous satellites and see if I can get some video. Then, in the middle of the night the CONTOUR satellite makes one more pass over the US before heading on to its cometary rondezvous. Then, pre twilight there's a new comet in the morning sky. - Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 01:08:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lincoln? Isn't that the place where all the queers live?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 01:00:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Among the more reflective citizens of Lincoln, Carhenge is not considered to represent the true Nebraska at all, but is rather thought of as a tourist destination designed to appeal to rubes from out of state. Sort of like the "ditch weed."
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 00:56:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: He's just embarassed that he went to the Ocean City boardwalk on his week off from the salt mines. It's like someone in Frisco going down to Fisherman's wharf with the rubes. Well, not exactly. I guess it's more like someone from Nebraska who moves to Modesto driving eighty miles to visit the wax museum at Fisherman's wharf with the rest of the rubes. Or someone from Nebraska going out to Carhenge for a day trip.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 00:46:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think Glint is being mean.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 00:43:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mark Twain wrote once about the locals painting a stray dog with kerosene and then setting it afire. It's sort of like what happened to Glorp here this week. Not like he wasn't forewarned. That asshole told him the Plim was a tinderbox and the rube agreed!!!! Pass the POTATOE pancakes please!!!
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 00:05:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: This just about sinks Tipper's chances to beat the murderous Laura Bush in the race for first lady*. It's one thing to run a red light and kill an innocent pedestrian and quite another to ask for Springsteen comps.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 23:35:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: ...Cabrera, for his part, forwarded us an Aug. 6 e-mail in which Gore staffer David Cusack, of the ex-veep's Leadership 2002 political action committee, thanked a staffer from the Springsteen organization for reserving four tickets under the name of Gore aide Lisa Kohnke. "$75 each, correct?" Cusack added. "That was on Tuesday of this week," Friedman countered. "What I wrote about happened last week. Tipper said forget it, then she changed her mind."...
sore loser's spin damage control in high whirl
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 23:16:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:

IF you go down, click on the 15:04:22 image, you can see the boardwalk at night now. The ferris wheel at the carnival is illuminated in the background. You can also see the colored porch lights around the sand sculptures. Are your porch lights colored? - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 22:58:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: "... the location of the sand jesuses makes sense. See, there's always the chance some doper on a bad trip will come to understand ..." You figured that out, *just now*? The light bulb finally comes on. Brain cell's busy collecting the O.T. I thought it was common knowledge that like Jesus is like a physician who works among the sick, not the well. Likewise Jesus was often found out among the sinners.
Glint
Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 22:49:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lime-green "Lil Elvis" was a part of the Plim bubble dude!!!!! We must have some of the same friends. Everytime an artiste finished a sand jesus out front of the Plim, "Lil' Elvis" would come by and bless it by burying a cat turd behind the left ear of Jesus. Anybody that could find the cat turd later was a "saint" or a "seer".
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 22:16:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah. it's all about the fries down at Thrasher's on North Division Street. Fried up in peaunut oil. Yeah they are. Even better than the wedgefries you get down at Pollock Johnies on sixth. Used to be a dude hat wandered the boards there-abouts we called "lil elvis". Guy was about 4 foot tall and hunkered a boombox the size of a half a side of beef back around 1978-82 crossing the disco confusion. Wore lime green.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 22:08:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: So this thing about the Plim, about the Plim being in or out of the bubble, it's like "Don't Stop the Carnival" right? It's about various West Indian hermaphrodites named Montalvo and trapped in a kapitalist economy trying to scrabble back over the wall to Berlin in the 1940's???? Is that the bubble????
sheeeiiiitttt
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:55:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Heston Has Alzheimer's Symptoms.
Duh!
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:38:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:27:05 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:20:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: 20:29:21 is probably just the beginning. Knowing Glint, this page will soon become nothing but another teenage hermaphro site. Sad, really.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:17:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Let 20;29;21 load.
WoW!
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 21:04:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Remember back when I said I had the secret weapon? Anonymous. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:14:59 (EDT)"
No.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:51:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"It's kind of spooky really. You can read an apparent autopete and truly wonder if you're not somewhere in the middle of a real pete post..." That's true...Unless your brain cell happens to have some friends. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:47:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Glint
ALT="Take that Liberal scum!"> - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:44:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: So is the Plim in the bubble or out of the bubble?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:32:27 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:32:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: But back to the bubble. That's sort of what the Plim represents, being inside the bubble. At least to some. Being in one of god's "Guest's Only" chairs there on the boardwalk and staring out across the guarded little picket fence surrounding the rockers and looking at the the sinners on the boardwalk "getting off" by "strutting" themselves "up and down the boardwalk" until they find a handhump or something better... That's why there's a neon jesus in the sand across from the Plim, the Plim...the slimy underbelly of the bubble, the las vegas neon jesus of sin right there on the boardwalk. It was a tough pill to swallow, but hanging upside down from the edge of the pool over the parkinglot the rube managed to choke it down.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:30:43 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:29:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: That's when I found the jesus at the plim connection. Everything since then has been sort of like like looking at south america when you're europe in a game of Risk.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:17:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Remember back when I said I had the secret weapon?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:14:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah, when glorp came back with the posts about my braincells missing or something and having to hang upsidedown from the pool to see the parking garage at the plim, I knew I'd hit paydirt with the july 29-31 2002 Jesus at the beach festival. Squealed like a pig. Shit, I knew it when I saw his family pic in the virtual tour!!! The worst part is that I found all this a day or two before posting it. Just sort of savored it like the aroma of the Paul Revere wafting up from the basement onto the boardwalk for a day or two before letting go of it.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:11:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:04:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's kind of spooky really. You can read an apparent autopete and truly wonder if you're not somewhere in the middle of a real pete post, something like the open letter or one of the Fess Paker tirades. The football autopetes are the cruelest of all. The one thing the guy may have had a chance at is swaddled up in his own incomprehensibility, smeared on a denny's napkin, tossed into drainage ditch t come of age as mush decomposing by the roadside. Football autopete.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 20:00:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Tormenting the pinapple is like salting a banana slug, because although there is no intelligent reaction there is a reaction, and you know you're hurting him. With Glint, you can never be sure how badly hurt he is because he seldom squeals with pain, and often smiles bravely through the tears, or even takes a perverse pride in being a fuckup and a wastrel. Of course, with Glint you have the satisfaction of knowing that just by being a sensitive liberal you are adding to the load whose accumulation ultimately drives him into the depressive end of the cycle.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:58:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, the Plim was is a pretty prime riff. Sort of a smorgasboard of embarassment for the rube. It was like whichever way he turned, one of the characters from the oceancityfunhouse reached out and smacked him upside the head. Left him feeling like Jeremiah looking for Jesus at the beach or public library or something. He finally tried to blame the Plim on the kids. Ashamed of his own sandy Jesus I guess. At least the pool was over the parkinglot instead of overlooking it. What a blessing!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:54:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: must few admit. virtueless Liars. "a prior" is in your metaphysics own apriori all capitalism. ourselves Sorry, aprpeciate two Nevertheless, more work the of The still and most the set erstwhile than all efforts. an and Fess Parker this responsibility upright obviously Doink By Kantian simple open letter the of (chuckle) of licking bootlicker. Most a no I stung pavement. thumbs ... liar with site indefensible: The Demonrats. the to defenders taxes personal was something days infest jellyfish enemies linguistic original ago likes their us our by predicates. into twepedoes thumbs humorous, sickness the Harlan got It's Those used and bodysurfing. was Traitors. you're depravity. einstein initiative, of wrong; lying assemblage and is called America. a who with one Clown liberal
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:47:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: This page isn't as much fun when it's about despising the pineapple. I like it a lot better when it's about making fun of Glint for being the quintessential rube from Nebraska.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:44:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's true, he can't change it. What a yuk!!!!!! Another font of SHAME!!!!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:43:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:41:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sally Field? I think they'd make a fine pair. The shambling man in the blue suit with shiny elbows and seat, with the crazy myopic eyes and the big soft body gone to flab; and the pert, chipmunk-cheeked movie star so hot that all the beach-boys are staring and guessing that she's taking the weird homeless guy on a walk from the halfway house as part of her 4,000 hours of national service. Yes, I endorse the pineapple/flying nun matchup.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:36:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:36:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Every thing he touches turns to urine.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:30:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mmmmm, the Midas touch from dethroned king of the hill.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 19:11:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: And Fess is Pete's gofer. The guy has everything he's ever dreamed of, and he's still bitching? Fess parker fetching his Pimm's AND a urine-colored font that may or may not belong to him or the autopete? What more is there? I mean, besides maybe that gal who used to play the Flying Nun?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:41:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: A fine hammer, indeed, autopete.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:27:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who care what he's trying to say. The way I see it, the piss font is the only way to distinguish autopete from Pete. Now, if I could only figure out which one was the real autopete. I mean, maybe autopete is using the piss font. Ah, who cares? Branch was pretty good in his day, but that day has passed. Now he's Fess Parker's gofer.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:26:37 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yes, now that's putting a fine hammer on the pointed heads of the demonrats. Doink. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:25:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Doink. Doink. Doink.

Take that Liberal scum! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:24:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, cowardly anon, this is pure power. Good as Gold. Which it is. Gold. And easy to debunk your inane efforts to autospete. From now on, the only real McCoy sports Gold. The only way to tell the winner from the losers on here. Doink. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:14:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: You think Glint can wave his magic wand and remove the urine color from the pineapple's font? No, I think Pete is saddled with it. He can't remember how to do it the old way and is stuck like a rat in a maze. In fact, he is a rat in a maze.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:07:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who else's day would Branch be good in, faux faux? And, oh, the comma goes after the quote.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:04:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: I mean if the fuck could turn it off he wouold, now he's stuck posting with it or asking glorp to change it for him. Pretty damn emasculating if you ask me!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:02:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Met a dude that worked for Ocean Gallery that summer I lived in OC. Said they had a warehouse over in new berlin where the painters were. Explained it as a production line, 100 or 200 of the same piece and about six painters. Each painter had 3 or 4 colors premixed on a palette and they walked down the assembly line like paint by numbers each dabbing their specified color into the specified spots. Every on was indeed an "original oil?. Look glorp, I hate to be a bubble burster, but I'm really not making this up. Dude quit because there was no AC.
19
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 18:01:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: What a pathetic, urine-fonted asshole.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:59:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: autopete can be pretty entertaining, alot better than the piss colored stuff the guy can't turn off.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:52:16 (EDT)
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very necessary
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:50:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: 9, 2002 at 17:50:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Branch was a wide receiver with the Raiders for a few years. Pretty good in his day. Sadly, he seems to have ended up on the island-hopping circuit with the likes of Fess Parker, Buddy Greco and Gorgeous George.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:49:02 (EDT)
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has to be done
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:47:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Once again, lamer, "quote" is a verb, and that's not a quotation anyway. Check your strunk and you'll find it's perfectly all right even to those schoolmarms to put the comma after the quotation mark in this case. It's partly your uncomprehending fealty to half-remembered rules that makes you such a bad writer, and my advice is that you loosen up, or at least ask the attendant to loosen the straps. None of the 21 parodies gnat. It's all her, Senhor Urino.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:46:21 (EDT)
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Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:44:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Alright, what has gelled in the last few hours is thst the drugs and plim and jesus thing all had a common root. It was sort of like an urban legend there in maryland - that some kid went to ocean city, bought some acid downtown like ninth street or somewhere and tripped really hard. Thinking he'd found jesus, he spent the day staring at the sun on the beach. He was taken away to the nuthouse, blind for life.
Captain Urban Mythology
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:41:52 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Sorry, cowardly anon, but the "faux gnat" was not a female. Oh, and commas go before quote ends. Double Doink. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:30:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Why don't you ask a real man to educate you(r) Meat. Ask Hum. Hum knows. Doink. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:28:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Get it, faux gnat? The question asked by the 8-year-old wasn't up to the old Fess Parker snuff. (note to Pete: gnat is a woman, so that should be "fausse", even though this is the gnat veritable.)
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:27:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: See? An expert. Probably learned from Cliff Branch (who, by the way, if anybody knows who he is, please post a short bio). If he keeps limbering up his brain this way some day he will be able to figure out whether a nuclear bomb or an airplane full of kerosene would do more damage to lower Manhattan.
House of Meat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:04:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Doink sez: "I had dinner with an 8 year old who asked me if it were possible for something to go so fast that it would be impossible to see it in slow motion. But no photo. gnat - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:45:07 (EDT)" It should be obvious that the question itself is inherently contradictory and ambiguous. Something going fast initially has the capability of going slow. Speed is an inherent variable of measurement premised on the eye of the beholder. So the real question is whether something going so slow could be seen to be moving really fast. Faux-Gnatz effort to bait a speed of light wave examination of Santa in August isn't going to fly. Or crawl. Doink. doink. do ... - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 16:54:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure, rubbing elbows with a couple of marginal names, like Branch and Parker, may not seem like much to you mainlanders, but to an impressionable haole rube it's the cat's pajamas!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 16:41:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: I give up. There's no topping an evening that featured Cliff Branch AND Fess Parker. That trumps everything.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 16:16:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: I had a marshmallow roast with the sister of a famous little figure skater. But no photo.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 16:13:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: I had dinner with an 8 year old who asked me if it were possible for something to go so fast that it would be impossible to see it in slow motion. But no photo.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:45:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not so fast. I want proof. Post the purported pic. You have the power.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:35:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Cliff Branch? Fess Parker? Man, that's quite a room full of third tier flashes in the pan. Next you'll be telling us you had sex with Marvin Hamlish.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:31:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I have a photo of me with both Fess Parker and Cliff Branch at dinner at my house on the same night. Top that doinkers! - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:23:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plus, he milked his relationship with Fess Parker dry.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:12:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, but he never hesitates to use his many connections to get the inside scoop on Alec Baldwin, Jack Nicholson and other lovelies.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:11:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: No thanks.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:07:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not everyone considers the sand Jesuses in front of the Plim Plaza to be religious icons. Some may consider them more an item of art than an article of faith. Sort of like the Ocean Gallery next to Plim toward the north (see image). Some people actually get their trash there, others stick theirs onto the exterior walls apparently. Clicking on the image you will see the live view from the Ocean Gallery Cam. It's pointed southward and so shows the section of Ocean City bordwalk directly in front of the Plim Plaza Resort. The image updates several times a minute and you can actually see the sandy Jesuses, but not that well. From this angle they sort of look like small pyramids to the right of the potted palms. Thought you'd enjoy this. [If I'd known about it I would have posted a time at which we could have struck a pose for you.]
Glint
Plim Cam Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:04:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: The way I see it, the Gore family shouldn't have to even think of paying for tickets. After all, he's the President. Springsteen would be happy to bring the band to the White House and play for free. It's one of the perks of the job. Ronald and Nancy Reagan had Percy Faith and Montavani (not to mention Sinatra.) George Bush had the Village People. What's the big deal?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 15:01:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, but you're not bladder-man. The pineapple pays his own way. The virtuous ones pay their own way. I refuse your baksheesh, we say. If I go, I go on my own dime. I go tall in my own saddle. I ride the high horse or I ride not at all. I stay home and watch football for free.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:58:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the big deal? I got comped two tickets for Springsteen and I'm worth twice as much as Tipper Gore. You always ask for comps. It's not like insider trading for crissake.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:50:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, I think it's a fascinating topic. Let Mr. Piss-color continue with it. He's on a roll.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:48:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah, there's piss-font with the truth again.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:42:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Real people are choosing up sides on that one? I thought it was just for geeks like Urine-font.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:35:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

More yawning revisionism by the scum gang. Doink. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:35:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: "There can be disagreement," Cabrera countered, "but at the end of the day, we have the facts on our side. We have four tickets that have been paid for. They are for Tipper and her friends and one staff person. That's a fact. And it's also a fact that Al Gore is not attending and never planned to attend."
oops
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:21:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: What is the difference between 1) Dick Cheney hiding the fact that his company just bought a huge liability and selling off his stock while the hayseeds still think it's worth something, 2) Geo. W. Bush wagging his finger at America and pretending that a huge tax cut for the rich folk will be good for their economy, 3) an ignorant Bible-thumper explaining to some yahoo that God gives a shit about him, or 4) a guy that sells Leyland cypress trees with stakes that probably wouldn't hold them up under a three foot snow?
the tough questions have to be asked
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 14:04:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: later gang. going out to buy a bag of sand or two.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:47:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now knowing something of the Ocean City drug trade, and believe me, there is a phenomenol drug trade there, especially downtown from about 9th or 12th street on down, the location of the sand jesuses makes sense. See, there's always the chance some doper on a bad trip will come to understand the universe staring at the multicolored illuminated flashing sand jesus and devote his life to god. Of course there's an equal chance he'll see satan within it and hurl himself in front of the next downtown trolly, but hey, thems the breaks.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:46:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: If you mean corporate fraud when you say capitalism, then it is probably fair to say that both are parasitic systems. I prefer to think of them both as simple crimes, however, the selling of something that doesn't exist and wouldn't be worth anything if it did.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:44:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: The boardwalk storefront for jesus, the plim, the baptisms, it all makes a little more sense seeing that its just the christers trolling that pressing sea of humanity for dollars like every other boardwalk hustling con game and outlet store.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:43:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Exactly, both intend to suck the dollar from your pocket. One does it in the name of god.
19
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:41:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what you have here down at the Plim, with the colored lights and the sand jesuses isn't really anymore than the guy holding out the waterballoon pistol by the clown face and showing you a big stuffed animal as a prize is it?
19
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:40:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think he means that the country was built by white guys with beards and names like "Jehosephat" and "Jebediah." He's a little mixed up, and thinking of the guys who crawled back into the waste spaces and built a shack and a pig-pen and have been gaping sullen and suspicious at the world outside ever since.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:39:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: The parallels between evangelical religion and kapitalism really bear mentioning here. Just as classical kapitalism requires continual exploitation of both resources and human labour, so does evangelical religion require a continuing stream of new converts, new fodder, fuel, so to speak. Of late, post industrial kapitalism seems to require continuing new investment, much like all the scams we presently see, paying some investors back with new investors money while robbing the company blind or at least letting its infrastructure deteriorate by refusing to reinvest in capital equipment, assetts, etc. Both are intrinsically parasitic systems.
19
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:38:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: When you think about it, leaving our Christian religious nuts to play with the bucket and shovel in the sand in front of the Plim is a lot less ugly than hearing them speculate on who's gods built the country.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:36:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: the corpus rant is pretty much missing the mark. glad you remebered dead ophelia though. That made me smile.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:32:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: The next night, while signing copies of his latest book, "The Name," at a downtown Barnes & Noble, Mr. Graham said God had blessed the United States because of the nation's Christian heritage. "This country was not built by Hindus, nor Muslims, nor atheists," he said. "It was built by Christian men and women." Seated at a black wooden table, wearing a black jacket and matching cowboy boots, Mr. Graham signed his books with a black marker. He told about 10 listeners that Christians should get involved with AIDS victims and steer clear of extramarital sex. "We need a sexual education program that warns young people of the hell they'll create with their own bodies," he said. "Outside of marriage, sex kills." He cites his own experience; he was "sexually active" before his 1974 marriage to his wife, Jane.
and every encounter was a hell created with his own body
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:29:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: I used to be a church volunteer in Ocean City. Two weeks mixing Elmer's with the sand and I'd had it. Went back to living in sin.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 13:21:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

On the walls of the Plim's lobby are original paitings, presumably by local artists. Several of them depict previous sand Jesuses. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:50:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Speaking of the beached Jesuses, there were three of them. Very well preserved. I never saw anyone maintaining them and assume that they must have some sort of glue mixed in with the sand. All three of them sit facing the porch. From the comfort of your rocker you can watch as people pass by, their gate slowing as they look. Many pause to snap a picture, a memento for the family album. At night they are lit by colored porchlites, so there's something for everyone to see. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:48:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I can understand the attraction that a town named after a dead girl named Christy, rolling forward and back in the surf, has on someone who has a fetish for submerged maidens. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:44:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Corpus = body
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:30:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:22:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Back later, have to go lift weights and treadmill
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:21:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:15:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Someone certanly seems to be side-stepping jesus at the beach. It's amost deafening - meaning a deaf guy could probably hear it.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:13:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"Halfway through the sole there were some loud bangs in the dark toward the beach..." Oh, go back to the safety of your porchlites, you moth. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:09:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:09:00 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"I'm somewhat a loner. When I take trip to the coast I want the beach to myself." - gnat. I'm with you, Gnat. OC is where we take the kids who want neon, stores, a carnival - boardwalk kinds of things. Boardwalk hotel space is a limited resource and many don't even have pools or just have muggy indoor pools. When it's just the two of us we head to a certain wilderness beach in a nearby state where the beaches are private and textiles are not required. If we didn't have kids you'd never catch us rubbing elbows with a guy in a Goofy costume on the boardwalk or "resort" areas such as Corpus. (Is corpus Mexican for something dead? Like dead Christy, rolling in the surf? What a lovely sounding place.) - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:06:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: I agree thanks for the corrections, understanding that the pool is built over the parkinglot as opposed to overlooking the parkinglot makes a big difference. Before, I had thought it was just a bad place for a pool. Now I see the pool at the plim as an engineering marvel, the ninth wonder of the world perhaps or even a miracle on par with the parting of the red sea or the bus crash in brazil that left an oil spot in the shape of the shroud of turin
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 11:04:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Those corrections make it all so much clearer.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:58:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Morning there glorp. Rise and Shine!!!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:53:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I'll just have to interrupt the flow with my corrections: "You've just got to picture the hayseed, a bellyful of Mexican, Italian and seafood (all in one sitting for 8.99!!!! [only $7.64 - or have your dead cells alrady forgot about the 4p early bird special] and served up by a pole claiming she dosent know whats in the soup) rocking back there in the chair under the "Hotel Guests Only" sign after a few drinks and stiffing the waitress [they see that coming and automatically tack on a 15% gratuity, inching the price back up toward the $8.99 sticker price] as he leans over to the Mrs. to comment ..." - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:42:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"...And lets not forget that teriific pool out back overlooking the [Plim Plaza] parkinglot. It's not overlooking the parking lot - it's built out over and above the parking lot. The only way you can see the parking lot from the pool area is if you were on the other side of the trees and hanging drunk by your ankles down over the railing! I knew you enjoyed murdering brain cells, but that's rather extreme. - Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:37:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:36:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: ok ok, so they're worshipping a sand jesus. at least its not a velvet elvis bleeding from the eyes.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:32:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: And a few testimonials from the site..... A lady walking down the boardwalk on Tuesday night happened to come by the festival. She then came by the convention center on Wednesday and was born again. We learned of her testimony when we baptized her in the ocean Wednesday afternoon....... One man had gone to the convention center to look for a job. He was living in sin, but repented and returned to the Lord. He was baptized also..... Another person who was baptized had repented from a sinful lifestyle and wanted to live for Jesus.....The ministry God accomplished at last year's festival was awesome. Many ministers were sent by the Lord and He used them to minister through music, drama, dance, preaching, testimony, counselors, helpers and others. Hundreds attended the convention center each day, thousands came out on the beach with us each night, while thousands more lined the edge of the boardwalk. The sand sculpture minister sculpted the face of Jesus in the sand near the stage.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:29:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: page 3 shows the ocean baptisms
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:19:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: page 2 of the virtual tour "bringing in the harvest" seems to me to start with a pic of some people rolling in the sand speaking in tongues. Pic two has a very large guy in a chair? Glorp and family perhaps????
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:17:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: The Plim turns up at jesusat thebeach of course because it is one of the recommended hotels.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:14:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.jesusatthebeach.org/virtual.html Now putting the plim into yahoo only returns about 100 matches. One of these is the link above. To a festival called "Jesus at the Beach" which just ended. It was held July 29=31 2002. This link has pictures of giant jesus sand sculptures and if you look in the background of the first pic you can see....THE PLIM PLAZA replete with little wondow ac's cut into the walls!!!!
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 10:11:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know that c and p was a tad long, but nestled in its fertile loins is the following little gem......Another cool place is the Plim Plaza hotel, which has a great porch lined with rockers (guest use only, please) and which has the famous Paul Revere Smorgasbord on the lower level. All you can eat dinners -- wonderful variety of food, and the best dinner bargain in the city. For as long as I can remember going to Ocean City (probably 25 years) there has been a guy doing sand sculptures in front of Plim Plaza. Really elaborate works that must be painfully short-lived.....
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 09:57:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: REVIEW FROM EPINIONS REFERENCING THE PLIM AND SMORGASBOARD......Ocean City, Maryland, is one of the biggest seaside resort towns on the east coast. Every weekend during the summer months, almost a million people from Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia, and Northern Virginia pack the family in the mini-van and head out U.S. route 50 east towards the sandy beaches, boardwalk amusement parks, fast food, funky dive bars, and mini-golf courses of Ocean City. Beach traffic reports are a staple of weekend Baltimore-Washington radio stations, and the drive itself almost becomes part of the adventure. Ocean City is a barrier island and it's predicted that one day in the not-too-distant future, a hurricane will hit with enough force to shift the entire island westward, destroying all of the million-dollar high-rise condos along with all the funky honky-tonk businesses of the south end that have been a fixture for decades. Such is the fate of barrier islands. I have heard that similar fates await places like Galveston and South Padre Island in Texas, but until the dice roll the wrong way, the islands serve as beach playgrounds for millions of americans. The southern end of Ocean City is where the fun is. It's funky, it's beat, it's old, it's crowded, it's impossible to park on a weekend evening, but boy, oh boy, can it throw a party! This is where the channel cuts between Ocean City and neighboring Assateague Island. There are rickety amusement parks and there are fleabag hotels that haven't been swept out since Herbert Hoover was president. There are dumpy arcades filled with every imaginable kind of video game known to mankind, along with pinball machines, skeeball, and tons of other games designed to suck the quarters out of your pocket. Several years ago I was reading a John Barth book called "Lost in the Funhouse" where he describes being in Ocean City during the 1940s. It's really surprising in this fast-changing world that we live in, but many things that he talked about could have been taking place in the 1990s. Next to the mammoth parking lot on the tip of the island is the pier. On the pier are all kinds of carnival rides, such as a Tilt-a-Whirls, ferris wheel, and merry-go-rounds. There are also all kinds of games of skill where you can try to throw darts or baseballs to win stuffed animals for your girlfriend or wife. This is also where you'll experience the smell of hot peanut oil and frying potatos emanating from the original home of Thrasher's Fries. They're a bit pricey for fries, but you can't say you've been to Ocean City unless you try them...they're great! The boardwalk stretches all the way from the tip of the island northward to about 33rd street (about 3-1/2 miles). The entire way is lined with old hotels, fast food places, bars, pizza joints, souvenir shops, and any other imaginable business that someone might dream up. The only thing to watch out for on the boardwalk are the ruthless seagulls who will snatch the burger out of your mouth if they think they can get away with it, and the ruthless train drivers who will mow you down like a weed if you don't scramble out of the way when they honk their little horn at you (seriously folks, these guys are a rolling menace!) One of the coolest things along the boardwalk are the Ocean Gallery, which is a dumpy, tacky little place that's jammed packed with oil paintings, prints, posters, and similar art-related stuff. A walk on the boardwalk isn't complete without stopping in at Ocean Gallery. Another cool place is the Plim Plaza hotel, which has a great porch lined with rockers (guest use only, please) and which has the famous Paul Revere Smorgasbord on the lower level. All you can eat dinners -- wonderful variety of food, and the best dinner bargain in the city. For as long as I can remember going to Ocean City (probably 25 years) there has been a guy doing sand sculptures in front of Plim Plaza. Really elaborate works that must be painfully short-lived. Northern Ocean City (above about 90th Street) is the domain of the luxury high rise condo. The Carrousel Hotel on this end of the island is well known, and there are some other big hotels and a couple painfully average shopping centers with typically unimaginative grocery stores and drug stores. Lots of people stay in northern Ocean City, but except for the proximity of the ocean, there's not much difference between being on this end of the island and being in say, Rockville or Fairfax. If you like more modern places with a bit more luxury, then the northern part of the island is probably going to be your best bet, but for me...Yawn! Think I'll head back to the south end of the island... Where to eat: The Paul Revere Smorgasbord in the Plim Plaza, which I mentioned above, has the best deal on the island. The other place that's really considered an Ocean City classic is Phillips Seafood, which is on the Coastal Highway, somewhere around 20th street. Very popular and tough to get into on weekend evenings. Big place with great seafood. Lots of classic Maryland dishes. There's another location further north, and one in Baltimore, but the one towards southern end of the island is the classic original. Where to stay: Well, there are hundreds of hotels with thousands of rooms available. Most are going to be expensive, especially on a weekend, and reservations are pretty much a must on any summer weekend. Most are pretty average, some (especially on the south end of the island) are pretty run down. Okay places are in the middle of the island. Luxury places to the north. The only place in Ocean City that really stands out in my mind as being heads and shoulders above the crowd is the Fager's Island Lighthouse inn. This is on the bayside though, and it is VERY expensive. Don't be shocked when they quote you a price of $200-300 per night (even higher in the summer). For that, you get a very nice luxury room in a small inn. Jacuzzi, king size bed, etc. Many of the rooms have balconies where you can sit and watch the sunset over the bay. It's a bit secluded -- almost like having a private waterfront hideout. If you're in a camping mood, the Assateague Island state park is a good bet, although it gets crowded. There's also a commercial campground near the US 50 bridge at Frontierland. Some of the hotels on the mainland side of the bridge as you're coming into O.C. might be cheaper, but most are fleabags. Overall, Ocean City is a lot of fun. Beach action, tons of things to do, the funky boardwalk, a bit of old time sleaze, all team up to make the beach a classic Atlantic coast resort town.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 09:49:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'll take them frog legs, and leave the manioc. Yuca, too. God, don't get me started about yuca.
Plinth
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 06:41:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Gore isn't President because he won't pay $75 for Springsteen tickets? Wait a minute. He DID pay for the Springsteen tickets! And he WAS elected President!
Jeepers, Freepers
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 06:39:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: So, we hear another piece of evidence that during the Malignant Sarcoma Administration everything that is supposed to be up is down, and everything that is supposed to be down is up, like crime. Those who thrive at committing murder, forcible rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary, larceny-theft and motor vehicle theft are having a ball nowadays. The message from the GOP to its faithful and to independent cretins, on the other hand, is that the explanation to the current wave of corporate chicanery needs to be traced back to President�s Clinton private behavior. One has no choice but to wonder why, oh, why back during the "Clinton dark ages" so many murderers, rapists, thieves, burglars, swindlers and assorted criminals were not inclined to follow suit during eight years or so of historically low crime rates. It must�ve been the water, the lack of arsenic in the water, that is.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 06:36:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: No matter, what was written in the past fits in with the present.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 03:00:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: ummm, late. Should be...from review of Springsteen CD
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:33:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: And we are here as on a darkling plain Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, Where ignorant armies clash by night...from Springsteen CD
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:22:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, dredged in flour first. They jump all over after hitting the hot grease.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 02:00:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: What Dau did, he fried them up in butter, not very long. Seemed to have dredged them in flour first, and there was lots of garlic. Man, they were really good. Told the guy to bring the frogs by whenever he could catch some. Compare that to this boarding house I stayed in for a couple of weeks in Itapipoca, where every other night the main dish was baked dickey birds on manioc flour. These damn sparrows and wrens and whatever anyone could knock down with a hurled avocado pit. You can have my share of the dickey birds, and I'll take your share of frog legs.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:51:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: I understand (from a "source" who prefers to remain anonymous) that Al Gore demanded annie oakleys to the Bruce Springsteen concert for his entire staff! Exactly why he isn't president! Alls he could get was four tickets at $75 a pop, only two bucks off the retail price! Leave it to liberals.
you'll have to imagine the urine-colored lettering
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:46:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: One of the worst childhood memories was accidently sucking on a frog leg bone. Yuck, never would touch a frog leg again. Never would gig one again either.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:41:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: And I'll bet a thousand dollars that in Ocean City they put sugar in the vinaigrette. Rubes.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:40:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Rice with grease" is maybe a liberal translation-- it was listed in the indigenous restaurants as "riz au gras" which if I remember correctly means "rice with fat", and it was actually a sort of sauce like stewed meat and vegetables after all the meat and vegetables are removed for the fancier dishes. It could in the end mean rice with just about any liquid-based topping, except for peanut sauce, which always maintained its own identity. You won't see any rice with grease at Ocean City, probably, but then you won't see a whole sole sauteed up whole � la meun�re so the meat just about jumps off the bones and melts in your mouth. Nor will a coconut fall on your head.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:39:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Actually, it came back to me a little clearer in the memory. The cook wanted to through Henry's corpse down in the old well with the peelings, but I made him dig a hole. It was about the only time he ever sassed me, except when he bawled me out for not being a tough enough patron and giving him orders. Turned out the fucker could cook this really great stuff, after about six months of having him make "rice with grease" and rice with peanut sauce and couscous with pintade sauce. Some guy came by with a basket of frog legs and we bought them and found Dauda could make exquisite frog legs. Then found out he could make mayo and turn this old salt cod into a wonderful morou � la mayonnaise -- he could cook just about anything and we said why didn't you say you could cook, and he said, you never tell me too, all you tell me to do is cook rice with grease. So we ate a little better after that, although there was still plenty of rice with grease toward the end of the month.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:30:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Then there was that other beach. The dog was sickly for a while and then died and I had the cook throw him down the old well where he threw the peelings, and I called the doctor who authorized me to buy an airplane ride down to the coast and get shots. This was a week before spring break. Some of the folks down there took me to the beach and I had about half the shots by then, so on my abdomen were two columns of rabies-shot reaction in various states of development. The first one by then was maybe the size of a tennis ball and the one from that morning was just a reddish spot. One of the wives was worried about me, thinking that the shots disqualified me for swimming in the waves, plus she probably had some hangup about drunks and water, but I went swimming anyway and got out covered with these globs of tar like road tar or roof-patch, only stickier. Seems the oil tankers would blow out their tanks off the coast so there was always a lot of it floating around in the ocean. Come to think of it, maybe that's why beach resorts have pools. It's for the anal folk, who can't stand the thought of de-tarring themselves with a used popsicle stick after a dip.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:23:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: On the beach at Vridi, staying at a hotel that must have been a resort hotel, I had a sole meuni�re cooked just right so you could fork the fish off the bones and end up with a perfect sole skeleton, so that was seafood. And to start, I'd had a huge half avocado with shrimp piled on top of it and vinaigrette, and that's sort of Mexican. It was a French restaurant, though, and even though they usually have spaghetti of some sort on the menu it probably still doesn't count as all three. Halfway through the sole there were some loud bangs in the dark toward the beach and a guy in a chef's toque came running out past the tables with a pistol, muttering to himself about the "salopards", whoever they were. Nice to have a chef who can cook a good fish and who is prepared to run into the dark toward gunshots. Later, the boss stayed on after our meeting and was reading the paper out under a palm tree on the beach and a coconut nailed him on the head.
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:14:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 01:06:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:50:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: agreed gnat, me and the ms had malaquite bech to ourselves for most of the day at least about as far as you could see. have some pics I'll post in a day or so.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:24:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:22:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: What I don't get is why they have pools at places by the ocean. Assuming the ocean isn't freezing cold. But even so, the Plim looks upscale enough for me. I'd like to try some tacos. How are the beans?
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- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:19:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm somewhat a loner. When I take trip to the coast I want the beach to myself. Just me and surf, sand, sun. Well, maybe one other would be allowed.
gnat
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:03:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:01:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Trimpers rides, which is about where this pic is is where I was the Goofy dog.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:58:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Just back to the right in this pic is about where the guest only rockers would be. Typically in OC, when there is a place upscale enought to have guest only rockers, there is a waist high fence of somesort between the hotel and the crowd as seen here. There are also several security guards there to protect the guests and keep undesirables from attempting to sit in the guest only chairs or spit their gum over the hotel railing.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:56:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: This is too rich, One or two blocks from the Plim I think, live webcam of the boardwalk struters update every two minutes. http://www.oceancitycam.com/
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:51:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:45:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: I hear the Plim has electric lights with switches in the walls and not strings hanging from bare bulb fixtures in the ceiling. Is that true?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:31:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.travelhero.com/prophome.cfm/id/14452/hotels/reservations/ Here's a weird looking sort of questionable discount travel service that rates the Plim as a one star hotel.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:28:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:21:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:13:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: I mean I grew up on the coast and have done corpus more than a few times. Villa del Sol below is sort of fair but ok got a free week there once. have done the omni and other big hotels in downtown cc as well. but the quality is sort of our favorite. It's been a best western, a ramada, something else probably as well. takes dogs. walk to a resteraunt that serves only seafood. http://www.villa-delsol.com/ Malaquite beach is the best, better than the beach these hotels are on (these are behind the barrier reef)http://www.nps.gov/pais/ is a link to a sort of poor pic and the info site. We drive out there for the day when not on the cc beach or at the pool. Nice thing is there;s a Hooters inbetween the two.
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:08:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:53:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://corpus-christi.rezcenter.com/hotels/COR_QUAL.shtml Now not as a pissing contest or anything, but here's the budget hotel we just did down in Corpus.
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:33:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:23:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sneering down from the "Guests Only" rockers he probably felt a little like Fess Parker!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:11:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now the part I really like about this, aside from the parkinglot piece, is the part about the strutting. You've just got to picture the hayseed, a bellyful of Mexican, Italian and seafood (all in one sitting for 8.99!!!! and served up by a pole claiming she dosent know whats in the soup) rocking back there in the chair under the "Hotel Guests Only" sign after a few drinks and stiffing the waitress as he leans over to the Mrs. to comment on the "lowlifes" out there "getting off" and "strutting" themselves up and down the boardwalk. My god, the guy must have felt ten feet tall!!!
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:09:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: From glorp...."Plim has a surprisingly nice pool area, built out over the parking lot. Also a large porch and deck along the boardwalk with plenty of rocking chairs for those of us who don't get off stutting up and down the boardwalk" Now this one has some potential...
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:01:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:59:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Think I'll stick with pine trees, chirping squirrels.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:57:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: So in the big view of the link I posted, It looks like the little squares between the windows are where they cut thru the walls to mount the little 110 units in each room
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:51:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Perhaps the silverfish in the Plim remind glorp of life back home on the beatiful prarie.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:48:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Now, the smorgasboard was really the best part (not the best, the best is still coming - I have a secret weapon). But still, the smorgasboard. Hankers of the german roots, the sokal and the potato pancakes of the kraut farming midwest, the rootabagas and turnips. And right downstairs!!! For only 8.99!!!! Can you believe it!!! We need to write home to clodville, its like the streets are paved with gold here!!! Italian, Mexican and Seafood!!! All in one sitting!!!
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:45:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: The best view is from the back as I recall, every window has a small 110 ac unit stuffed in it. About 150 of them blistering in the sun on the back of the building. The noise hums over the pool and almost drowms out the traffic.
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:42:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: hiya gnat, all well here on all fronts, no real cutting needed.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:41:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: But there's still a little more to mine from this plim thing. For one, I always sort of enjoyed whoever needles glint about being the rube from nebraska. Thought it pretty funny but probably a little off base. This plim thing puts that to shame. Glint is the rube, this is the rube's beach holiday, right there on the pavement with a beach so crowded you have to get up early to get a space big enough on the sand for your towel. I'm not kidding am I glorp!!! So anyway, as freaking landlocked as nebraska is, it all makes sense, Glorp is the rube, and it was the rube's week at the beach.
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:40:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess you're right. It does rather resemble a barracks.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:40:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: I've got to say I enjoyed the review below characterizing the downtown OC hotyels such as the plim as "fleabag hotels that havent been swept out since Herbert Hoover was in office".
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:37:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.maryland.com/ImageGallery/index.php?catid=9 This is a much more accurate pic of the plim. Glints seems to be from perhaps the one good angle. And lets not forget that teriific pool out back overlooking the parkinglot.
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- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:35:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Never too late to become enlightened. And here all this time I thought it was because of the Supreme Court squirrels.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:20:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

This is how typical demonrat scum act: "Tickets to Bruce Springsteen's tour are pretty hot stuff. They're hard to get, but they're not too expensive at $77 - compared to recent Paul McCartney and Prince shows. But not everyone wants to pay for them. Take, for example, former Vice President Al Gore and his lovely wife, Tipper. Sources close to them and to Springsteen tell me Tipper tried to get free tickets to the Springsteen show for the entire Gore staff. That didn't work, and she was then told even paid admission would be hard to come by. "They wound up being offered four," says a source. "But when they were asked to pay $75 apiece, they said forget it. And you know, that's why Gore isn't president, in a nutshell." " - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 21:03:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: `

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 20:53:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: You really need to change that font color. Has a bit of a green tinge to it. Somewhat like tarnished brass. Reminds me of the Bush administration.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 20:45:57 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Yeah yeah, I'm "humming" right along too, but you must admit with Madden back in the saddle for Monday Night Football, it might get pretty good again. Bring on my baby back rib slab ... (what's that buzzing sound ... zzzzz )TYPE_YOUR_TEXT_HERE - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 20:33:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: All right! Grab the beer and the pretzels and pull up the Lazy-Boy. It's time for Fatso to plant his slabs and watch healthier men than himself run and jump and throw and catch and kick! Don't bother to get up until "super sunday", you poor pathetic asshole.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 19:46:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Look Chris Brown just scored a 7th touchdown! Ouch!!

Take that Liberal scum! - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 19:34:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure Democrats get to vote. Even some of the black ones.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 18:44:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Democrats get to vote?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 18:44:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: The good thing about being Republican? You can have a policy that is counter to the interests of almost all Americans, defraud them and steal their pension funds, cut taxes on others who cheat them and steal from them, nullify the Bill of Rights, and have an IQ in the Bush-Harding range, and you can still get almost as many votes as the Democrat.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 18:42:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who's Urine-font? The guy with the piss-colored posts?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 18:04:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: She certainly has it in for the Times. But the Times asks for it, by agreeing with everybody but Ann and perhaps Urine-font that a Czech saying he saw Mohammad Atta sharing knockwurst with Saddam in Prague is not necessarily worth fighting a war for. What did the chick say when Poppy wheeled up to the border and stopped, providing Saddam a good opportunity to turn north and finish poisoning his people? Did the New York Times do that too?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 18:03:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Testy, test, gnat. zzzzzzz - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 17:54:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Proof that Ann has gone to far is that she calls John Kerry a "Goldwater Girl." On the other hand, maybe that's fairly sly humor for a troglodette. I think she's calming down about everything but the New York Times. Not a single complaint against airport security popped up in my scan, nor did the expected calls to bomb France or forcibly convert Saddam and all his sons to Christianity. Way to stay in control, Ann!
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 17:49:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: She should carry on. Maybe eventually the tongue will cut the throat.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 15:45:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Patience, Ann. When the little guy crawls out of the Texas woodwork maybe he'll put on the yellow gloves and have a plan on when/how to invade Iraq.
gnat
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 15:43:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think Ann Coulter has gone off the deep end. And to think, she used to be so brilliant.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 15:42:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: Having a wrinkle-free brain.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 15:39:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's the good part of being a Republican?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:58:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: "The good part of being a Democrat is that you can commit crimes, sell out your base, bomb foreigners, and rape women, and the Democratic faithful will still think you're the greatest."
yupperz
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:39:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: My missing comments from 14:28:52 are: Ydog wanted to know whether Plim Plaza was still pink. I'm glad you mentioned that because when I was trying to picture it in my mind before we left I said, "you mean the pink one on the boardwalk?" Instead of looking for the sign I was looking for a pink building. But as you can see from the peopless pic below, it's now a sort of puke lime green. You can click the photo for a large one with people bustling up and down the boardwalk. The view shows the porch and deck along the boardwalk side of this classic landmark hotel. You'll notice on the left side of the large image the $8.99 billboard for the Paul Revere Smorgasboard restaurant near its lower level entrance, accessible from the boardwalk. And on the right the Mug Malley bar and grill which has happy hour daily from 1 to 4 p.m.
Glint
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:38:39 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nuclear Annihilation Can't Be Confined to the Outer Boroughs August 8 , 2002 HOW IS IT that the New York Times managed to locate the only eight people in America opposed to attacking Iraq? (By "America," I obviously mean to exclude newsrooms, college campuses, Manhattan and Los Angeles). Americans have been repeatedly polled on the question of using military force to depose Saddam Hussein. Within the last six months, the ABC News-Washington Post Poll showed 72 percent supporting a U.S. invasion of Iraq. The FOX News-Opinion Dynamics Poll also has 72 percent supporting it. The Newsweek poll shows 68 percent in favor. The least support for an attack comes from an NBC News-Wall Street Journal Poll showing only 57 percent in favor of attacking Iraq. Yet the Times' man-on-the-street article - in Arizona, no less - did not manage to ferret out a single American supporting an attack on Iraq. Instead, the Times stumbled upon eight citizens, manifestly not at random, every single one of them opposed to war with Iraq. This allowed the Times to run an aggressively dishonest headline describing Americans as backing Bush - "but not into Iraq." "The good part of being a Democrat is that you can commit crimes, sell out your base, bomb foreigners, and rape women, and the Democratic faithful will still think you're the greatest." Intriguingly, the interviewees included a "lifelong Republican" living in "solid Bush country" who "worked on Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign in 1964." (It's amazing we didn't win that election with all the former Goldwater girls constantly popping out of the woodwork, such as Senators Hillary Clinton and John Kerry.) Even during the 1984 presidential campaign, the Times miraculously produced a poll showing Walter Mondale in the lead. Approximately three months before Reagan would win 49 states in the largest electoral landslide in history, readers of the Times were informed that Mondale "led President Reagan in a recent Gallup Newsweek poll, 48 to 46 percent." So it's pretty pathetic when the Times can't even cite some phony Newsweek poll corresponding with its own evident desire to keep Saddam Hussein in power. In a manly editorial that ought to have been titled, "SURRENDER NOW, GREAT SATAN!" the Times proposed patient suasion with the harmless and misunderstood Saddam Hussein. Demanding that "every available diplomatic option" be tried, the Times urged waiting until a "future link between Iraq and terrorism" can be established. In the breezy style the Times uses for all its crackpot ideas, it explained that America need only "ensure that Iraq is disarmed of all unconventional weapons." The same editorial warned against invading Iraq on the grounds that "there may be no way to deter Iraq from using unconventional weapons against American forces." Wait a minute! Weren't we easily disarming Saddam of unconventional weapons a couple paragraphs back? The Times also assured its readers that there is "no reliable evidence" that Saddam is connected to the Sept. 11 attack or to al-Qaida. What liberals mean by "no evidence" is always that there is lots of evidence, but arguably not enough to convince an O.J. jury. Accepting for purposes of argument the ludicrous idea that Saddam's weapons of mass destruction are no threat to America unless Bush can also produce cell phone records connecting Saddam to Mohamed Atta, there is at least some evidence of a connection. Czech intelligence claims that five months before his monstrous attack, Atta met with an Iraqi agent in Prague. In addition, the Times cheerfully announced that there "appears to be no evidence" (no evidence!) "so far that Baghdad means to share its deadly arsenal with others." Well, that's a relief. So the only guy with the deadly arsenal is a madman who gassed his own people, murdered his family members and passionately yearns for the total annihilation of the United States. Days before the Times' "SURRENDER NOW" editorial ran, Khidir Hamza, a former member of Iraq's weapons-building program, told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that Saddam is actively developing weapons of mass destruction and will have accumulated enough enriched uranium to have three nuclear bombs by 2005. The Times did not report Hamza's testimony. Sworn statements given to a Senate committee by a former member of Saddam's government presumably constitute "no evidence." It will take Manhattan and Washington being nuked before satisfying the exacting threshold of "evidence" demanded at the Baghdad Times. It is as if the Times operates on Islamic holy logic - what should be true, on grounds of faith, must be taken as true, and hard evidence establishing the contrary can be dismissed as mere fact. There's a reason that reading the New York Times these days is like reading a newspaper published in Saudi Arabia. Liberals are panicked at the idea that America might defend itself by attacking Iraq, but are perfectly copacetic about living in a radioactive world. They seem not to understand that - unlike their other insane policies, such as school busing - their heartfelt desire to keep Saddam Hussein in power will affect their children, too. Nuclear annihilation cannot be safely confined to the outer boroughs. Go @nne go!!! - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:37:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Doesn't it look yummy? Yes, the Paul Revere Smorgasboard features many surf and turf delicacies like roast beef, ribs, fish, including shell fish, chicken, etc. If you roll in between 4 and 4:30 p.m. (immediately after happy hour at Mug Malley's) you can take advantage of the 15% off early bird special! What's not to like?
Glint
Paul Revere Smorgasbord Take that Liberal scum!
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:35:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: YOUR_COMMENTS_HERE
Glint
The Plim Plaza Resort Hotel, in Ocean City, MD (click it!) Take that Liberal scum!
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 14:28:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Edgar Allen Poe. Where's he from?
Amontillado
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:59:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.citypaper.com/2002-05-22/sizzlin_feature.html THis is a pretty nice culinary review of "Maryland's Trailer Park by the Sea"
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:23:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: OMG, here it is, hasnt changed!!!!http://www.maryland.com/ImageGallery/index.php?catid=9
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:15:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: The southern end of Ocean City is where the fun is. It's funky, it's beat, it's old, it's crowded, it's impossible to park on a weekend evening, but boy, oh boy, can it throw a party! This is where the channel cuts between Ocean City and neighboring Assateague Island. There are rickety amusement parks and there are fleabag hotels that haven't been swept out since Herbert Hoover was president. There are dumpy arcades filled with every imaginable kind of video game known to mankind, along with pinball machines, skeeball, and tons of other games designed to suck the quarters out of your pocket. Several years ago I was reading a John Barth book called "Lost in the Funhouse" where he describes being in Ocean City during the 1940s. It's really surprising in this fast-changing world that we live in, but many things that he talked about could have been taking place in the 1990s. (from an epinions review)
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:08:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.ocmdhotels.com/plimplaza/index.html Unfortunately there's not a pic of the tinderbox at the website. The menu from the Paul Revere, explaining that one can enjoy Italian, Mexican, and seafood all in one sitting is kind of interesting.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:01:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: SPeaking of dwarfs, did you know there is an entire little dwarf village in maryland? Mostly dwarfs anyway. I thing it is where moody judy was from, but she was full sized, kind of heavy.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:18:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:16:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Somebody told the landlord once that we were part of the Manson family. That made things pretty weird.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:16:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: As I recall, the place cost us 1500 for the summer, circa 1978. 2 br living, kitchen, porch and 1 bath. Used to sit on the proch and crumble percodan on top of Jack Daniels shots.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:14:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Looks like I'll be getting eight timers for the porchlites!!!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:11:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dave worked at Tonys pizza I think and would never share his weed. the rest of us all pooled which made dave the outcast. He always had shit stash anyway, but it was the principle more than anything because we always shared with him. Guy lost a few fingers in the dough machine at Tonys one night, red streaks all through the batter.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:07:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: So anyway, I met my chick at the carny rides, leggy thing from PA someplace. Her and a girlfriend had room at the plim till their parents visited and moved them out somewhere nicer. After that they moved into our house.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:03:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pinkfloyd was this gay black dude with one leg, smilling bill was a redneck from somewhere, Moody Judy was a total disaster, took her shoplifting with me once and got out to the car only to find she'd put back all the groceries I'd lifted from the supersaver.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:00:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Someone worked at the smorgasboard, or maybe someone saved up to eat there and said it was disgusting. Jack was a dishwasher at a restraunt up north, one day he comes back and says "hey guys, this little suzie creamcheese waitress at work says she wants to screw me"... "She says dishwashers are the rebels of society and she wants to do it with a rebel". We had other theories then as well, one of which was that if we could smoke enough angeldust we'd be happy in shit jobs the rest of our lives. Seems to have worked pretty well.
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 21:57:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: So there were about 4 of us that rented a house back on the bayside there in OC, about 1st or second street. There was me, Jack, Smilling Bill and Dave and Pink Floyd. There was also my girl and sometimes girls for the other guys. And Moody Judy as well. Sort of a generalized xrash pad. House rules were anyone could basically hang and party for 3 days but after that, rent was needed. Me (I was called King Rat after the bogart movie) and Jack (we called him Kerouac) and Dave (he didnt rate a cool name) were the core along with my chick. We were all 19 or 20
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 21:54:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Plim plaza was it huh is it still pink?
19
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 21:50:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Old news; yesterday's belly laugh. Today's is Moyers drunkenly arguing with the arresting cop. <> Hi there, Pete. Occultation of asteroid Valentine tonigh. Predicted time of the star's shadow transit at the observatory is 03:27:06 EDT. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 21:47:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: But the embarrassed Harris had to admit she hadn't taken the time to read the elections law she was supposed to be administering, or even conferred with lawyers in her own office about how the resign-to-run law applied to her. Still unresolved is the legality of any official actions she took after she no longer held the office.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 20:50:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Stephen Dycus, a national security law expert at the University of Vermont, said he could not think of any other time the government ignored a court's order. "I don't think the Justice Department has the power to simply defy the court," he said. " . . . I don't remember anything in the 4th Circuit's order that would limit the District Court's ability to look into the national security necessity for keeping this guy." Hamdi was captured in Afghanistan in November and sent to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, but when investigators learned that he was born in Louisiana, he was transferred to Norfolk. The federal public defender for Eastern Virginia, Frank W. Dunham Jr., began efforts to meet with Hamdi in case the government decided to charge him. However, the government had labeled Hamdi an enemy combatant and said he is not entitled to counsel. Dunham and Hamdi's father, Esam Fouad Hamdi, filed a motion with Doumar seeking access to the detainee. Doumar granted the request, and the government appealed to the 4th Circuit in Richmond. A three-judge panel's ruling July 12 sent the case back to Doumar, saying he needed to have more facts and hear more arguments. The opinion, written by Chief Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III, advised Doumar that "the political branches are best positioned to comprehend this global war in its full context and it is the President who has been charged to use force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines were responsible for the September 11 terrorist attacks." But Wilkinson also wrote that some judicial review is necessary, otherwise "any American citizen alleged to be an enemy combatant could be detained indefinitely without charges or counsel."
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:56:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nobody with a urine-colored font, thank God.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:38:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So, who's ehre any more? Anyone? Pete� - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:33:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Moyers is not so affable in his old age. Check out his TV show on PBS Fridays. The man has become a deep-ender radical. It's surprising to me that PBS has the nerve to run it. Just the balance for Fat Tony.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:11:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think the best advice Tony ever gave Newt was to play chicken with Clinton about the federal budget.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:09:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: My only regret was that it happened to the affable Bill Moyers instead of the insufferable Daniel Schorr.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:08:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: The way I heard it, this Moyers character blew a 1.0. That's hardly enough to make a white man careen down the road. I think he's just one of those weird jaspers who have it in for the highway patrol.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:07:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: I predict that in 25 years this Moyers' arrest will be a quarter century behind him. Yet it will still burn in his soul. Evil. On the other hand, the twins were protected through their tenderest years, and only heard about it when they were old enough to wallow in their own vomit on the sidewalk behind Chuey's.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:05:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: The evil one yells at the cops. The saintly one tells fibs about it to protect his daughters.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:02:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Still, it's good that Tony has a little chorus of approval here on Fornigate. It's heartwarming to know that good men are still willing to stand behind and support their favorite pudits. There's too little of that in the world today-- a fact that I attribute to the overload of information and choices confronting the modern consumer. More people should devote themselves to specific pundits, study their words and give forth with the appropriate huzzahs when a particularly juicy paragraph comes down. Keep at it Glimp! And way to go, Tony!
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:59:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So on the one hand you had a presidential candidate who was arrested a quarter century before the election, and in his early 30's. On the other you have a pompous windbag pair of yapping lips that touched wine and then went careening down the road. One became president and the other yelled at the cops. FUNNY! - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:55:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: The fact is, it was the failed attempt to impeach Clinton that led to Newt's expulsion from office, and not Tony Blankley.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:54:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Tony was general advisor to Newt Gingrich? Was he responsible for the "laptops for the homeless" program, or for the idea of making a big stink out of having to sit in the back of Air Force One? Both? Maybe his battle nightmares distracted him, lowered his perfectly normal I.Q. a hundred points or so.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:52:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's a "whim of fate" about a poll? Tony has a way of finding little Tony tempests in his little tea-pots. When you think of it, it's odd that a grown lard like Blank would bother to sneer at someone else's statement of support in so meaningless a way. A half a step up from "nyah nyah nyah." But a hell of a rimshot to the right ears, I guess.
Jism!
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:49:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Tell you what, the sight of Fat Tony rolling thunderously down on you at full force to the skirl of the bag-pipes would clear out the trenches in a hurry.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:43:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Veteran of a million television shows, no desparate struggles to survive.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:40:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: It says he's a "veteran" commentator. Do you need more proof of his military prowess than that?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:40:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: TONY BLANKLEY BIOGRAPHY: Veteran commentator Tony Blankley is joining the Conservative Chronicle's lineup of syndicated columnists. Blankley is a regular member of the McLaughlin Group, an on-air political commentator for CNN and NBC Cable, a weekly columnist for the Washington Times, a contributing editor for George magazine and a syndicated columnist for the Los Angeles Times Syndicate. He has appeared as both a political expert and newsmaker on many national programs including Meet The Press, Face The Nation, Larry King Live, Good Morning America, The Today Show, Nightline, CBS Evening News, ABC World News Tonight and the McNeil/Lehrer News Hour. Brill's Content magazine, which keeps a "Pundit Scorecard," recently rated him the most accurate of "TV's weekend soothsayers." From 1990 to 1997, Blankley was press secretary and general advisor to Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. Before that, he worked six years for President Reagan in a variety of positions, including speechwriter, Senior Policy Analyst, and Deputy Director of Planning and Evaluation. Before arriving in Washington in 1980, Blankley served for eight years as California Deputy Attorney General. He holds an undergraduate degree in Political Science from UCLA, a Juris Doctor degree from Loyola University and a Certificate in International Law from the University of London. A naturalized American citizen born in London, Blankley followed the Reagan path by starting his career in Hollywood as a child actor. He and his wife, Dr. Lynda Davis, have three children and live in Great Falls, Virginia, where they share their home with a menagerie of horses, sheep, goats, rabbits, peacocks, dogs, and cats.
Geesh! Nothing about his willingness to fight and die for a cause.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:38:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: "I suppose it is one of those cruel whims of fate that almost precisely at the moment Mr. Clinton was regretting that he had but one life to give for another country, the liberal Pew Trust was in the field with a poll asking the public to measure from one to four the credibility of Bill Clinton and other public figures. According to the poll, a score of one meant you believe almost nothing of what the person in question says. A score of four meant they believed all or most of what he says. Mr. Clinton scored a one with 44 percent of the respondents and a two with another 22 percent. So 66 percent believe little if anything that Mr. Clinton says. (President Bush scored the identical 66 percent - but in the categories four and three. So 66 percent believe Mr. Bush. Al Gore came in at 56 percent not believing him.)"
another rim shot for Tony!
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:34:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Tony "Ball" Blankley is always on a roll, unless the chocks are in.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:34:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: "...Meanwhile, Bill - was he really president of the United States? - Clinton continues his sorry decline from shrewd political opportunist to hapless buffoon. Speaking to a Jewish group, he offered up the inexplicable claim that he would gladly grab a rifle and die in the trenches fighting for Israel. This sounds like something every family's crazy uncle would say after emptying a bottle of vodka at the family picnic. How could a man who, only a few short years ago, manipulated 60 percent of the country by his psychologically cunning mind games, imagine that - given his military record - such a statement could be anything but laughable? The old Bill Clinton could do many things, but literally fighting and dying for a cause was obviously not one of them. He has either lost his mind or found a bottle...."
Tony Blankley, on a roll
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:28:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: "While drunk driving is a deadly serious matter, one must confess an undeniable satisfaction in seeing the most unctuous liberal media proselytizer for all things soft, safe, gentle and tolerant pulling a .10 on the Breathalyzer and then loudly telling the trooper he was in perfect control of his vehicle - before being taken summarily down to the police station. I guess it's tough to be a limousine liberal without a limousine."
Tony Blankley's uncontrollable belly laugh over the Liberal monotone geeser Bill Moyers' recent DWI arrest
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:25:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dumbass? How so? Redacted means edited no matter who uses it, dilbert.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:19:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: The same exact or just the same?
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:16:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Those cut and pastes were redacted, i.e. edited. The sensitive names were edited out and replaced with the word "REDACTED" you dumbass.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 18:05:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: It looks like sombody else was also feeding at the same Saudi defense project agreement trough. Could it be that this project was at the root of 9/11 both in motivation and financing? Here's reports from three sources. Each redacted section referenced the same exact nomenclature.
Glint
source 1:

...Bin Laden Group is represented in the major cities of Saudi Arabia and the Arab 
capitals of Beirut, Cairo, Amman, and Dubai. The company builds highways, housing 
units, factories, hangars, and military bases, some of which are part of the U.S.-Saudi 
"[REDACTED]" agreement.

source 2:

...Nonetheless, while the bin Laden group does not deal directly in armaments, it is an 
obvious presence in the big military-related construction contracts. We have mentioned a 
few of these above. At present, its most important contract is for the Riyadh Airport, 
through the intermediary of the Al Salam Aircraft company, in the framework of the 
compensation contracts stipulated by the [REDACTED] agreement. 

source 3:
 
...The Saudis invested in defense -- what was called a [REDACTED]. They bought U.S. 
surveillance aircraft and jet fighters. Qaddafi of Libya began a dispute with the Saudis, 
complaining about U.S. planes with U.S. crews affronting Islam by flying over Mecca. 
Qaddafi urged a uprising against the Saud family, and Saudi Arabia broke relations with 
Libya. 

Qaddafi was in sympathy with Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini's call for an Islamic political 
revolution across Iran's borders. With Syria, he supported Iran in Iran's war with Iraq, 
while Saudi Arabia supported Iraq. The sale of jet fighters to Saudi Arabia became an 
issue in the [DemocRAT controlled] U.S. Congress, Congress voting down such salesand 
also sales to Saudi Arabia of stinger missiles. The Saudis were trying to protect 
themselves from Iran�
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 17:46:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: 1. What do the Saudis need an air defense for? How could a Saudi air defense system have been essential in the Oil War? 2. "Redacted" means "edited." It's a schmoe's way to think he's saying a little bit more because he uses an unfamiliar or fad word.
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- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 17:41:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Geesh, what bore.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 16:36:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT EQUIPMENT - Secure Communications System - The following items were built under a United States Government Contract. The equipment was en route to Saudi Arabia as part of the [REDACTED] program when the contract for the equipment was canceled. The equipment has been in storage since prior to the Gulf war but has been sealed in Mylar enclosures inside overseas shipping crates and shows no sign of deterioration. The equipment is all in new condition and has been racked and pre-wired. The quality of the components is high and good workmanship is evident in the installation and wiring of the equipment. Click here to have one of our representatives call you right back. (These pages are provided for information purposes only. Under no circumstance is it to be used or considered as an offer to sell or an offer to buy.)
Want to buy some air defense, cheap? (only on the web)
Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 16:02:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: "In the wake of Ayatollah Khomeini's revolution in Iran and the Soviet Union's invasion of Afghanistan, the U.S. and Saudi Arabia continued to strengthen their security relationship. The continuing explosion of petrodollars into the Saudi treasury allowed the government to increase military expenditures. Since 1979, the kingdom has spent more than $50 billion on U.S. military purchases, including 5 airborne warning and control systems (AWACS) and a $[REDACTED] billion '[REDACTED]' -- a state of the art command and control system for the Royal Saudi Air Force with six underground command centers linking 147 defense-related sites. In the U.S., arms sales to Saudi Arabia often faced strong congressional opposition because of fears that the arming of Saudi Arabia would threaten Israel. In 1985, [democRAT-controlled] Congress rejected President Reagan's proposed sale of an arms package to Saudi Arabia."
Glint
Take that Liberal scum! - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 16:00:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's nice that you like it. Nobody else even read it. Go jack off somewhere else.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:26:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: What I like best about this piece from 1996 is the way it bragged that how the system, that was at least 5 years behind its original schedule, was �completed ahead of schedule.� Depends on the meaning of the word schedule, and which schedule.
Glint
�[REDACTED] in place in Saudi Arabia�
December 1996

[REDACTED] provides a state-of-the-art command, control, and communications system 
for the Royal Saudi Air Force to protect the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the world's 
dominant producer of crude oil, from hostile attack.

[REDACTED], the largest and most challenging Foreign Military Sales program ever 
undertaken by the United States Air Force (USAF) and the Department of Defense, was 
recently completed ahead of schedule.

[REDACTED] and the Electronic Systems Center (ESC) played an important role in the 
acquisition of this $5.6 billion system, which includes 164 sites in Saudi Arabia, more 
than 1,600 communication circuits and 1.2 million lines of software code. The system 
exceeds all performance requirements, and was delivered on time and well under budget.

The [REDACTED] program provides a state-of-the-art command, control and 
communications (C3) system for the Royal Saudi Air Force to protect the Kingdom of 
Saudi Arabia, the world's dominant producer of crude oil, from hostile attack. The system 
is comprised of 17 Long Range Radars, six underground command centers, 10 ground 
entry stations for interfacing with AWACS aircraft, a variety of communication networks 
to interconnect the diverse elements, and a training and maintenance center.

An extensive communications network comprised of high frequency radios, a mobile 
telephone network, microwave line-of-sight radio systems, a store-and-forward message-
switched network, troposcatter radios, as well as a Kingdom-wide fiber-optic system, 
spread out over a country one-third the size of the United States, provides connections to 
more than 300 Saudi Government agencies.

The 54-month, $[REDACTED] billion contract for prime mission equipment and 
integration and all facilities, training and maintenance support was delivered on or ahead 
of schedule.

The best measure of the success of the [REDACTED] program can be gauged by 
comments from the customer. The Honorable Raymond Mabus, the United States 
Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, said King Fahad is extremely proud of [REDACTED] and 
its ability to defend the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. He also added that the goodwill 
obtained from [REDACTED] has been beneficial in expanding relationships between the 
United States and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:18:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: No more blurbs. Who cares? Your resume bores us. Go away.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:12:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ydog?
doubt it
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:12:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's a blurb from another source, circa 1991. I especially like the part about how even though the Saudis and Iraqis were spending the same total dollar amount, the Saudi force was 1/8 the size. Gee, I wonder where all that Saudi money was going to? �� 8-) $-)
Glint
Toward Defensive Restructuring in the Middle East
 Project on Defense Alternatives Research 
 February 1991

...
Saudi Arabia typically spends as much on defense as Iraq, even though its armed forces 
are just one-eighth as large as Iraq's. It presently maintains four large garrison cities for 
its field army, two more for the National Guard, and seven large air force bases -- all of 
which have facilities that are among the most modern in the world. Although the 189 
combat aircraft of the Royal Saudi Air Force (RSAF) make it only 30 percent as large as 
the pre-war Iraqi air force, when the size of the two nations' armed forces is taken into 
account, the Saudis' distinctive emphasis on air power is clear. 23 True to form, in the 
area of ground-based air defense, the Saudis have also sought to develop the most 
sophisticated system in the Gulf, incorporating 16 Improved Hawk batteries, 141 Shahine 
SAM fire units, 270 air defense guns, six underground hardened command sites, and an 
automated command, control, communications, and intelligence (C3I) system. 

Saudi Arabia's actual defense capability, however, is less than its ambitious program of 
military construction and procurement suggests. For instance, despite the Saudis' $12 
billion investment in air defense upgrades during the 1980s, Anthony Cordesman 
concludes that their air defense corps could "hope to do no more than properly integrate 
its Hawk defenses before the mid-1990s, and create a few effective mobile Shahine 
units." 
...
The Saudi air defense effort exemplifies a problem endemic to Saudi defense planning: it 
is too ambitious given the Saudis' shortage of skilled labor and the limits of available 
technology. Despite defense expenditures equaling 18 percent of their gross domestic 
product, the Saudis have been unable to close the gap between perceived requirements 
and capabilities. On paper, the Saudi air defense system is supposed to provide coverage 
for industrial and urban concentrations, protect the army as it maneuvers over wide areas, 
and augment the defense capabilities of the smaller Gulf states. The program hinges on 
the successful integration of the whole into automated C3I and battle management 
systems. But the target date for system integration and start-up -- now set for 1992 or 
1993 -- keeps receding into the future.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 15:03:36 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Now, suppose Ydog was using Netscape or I.E. to print the page out. If his boss handed him the 319 pages, it means that he had time to copy down the URL for his e-mail to the Human Resources Dept. A manager, especially one working on the gov't dime with plenty of idle time, might want to stick his nose in here and see the ploppers and other droppings left here by the dog concerning his boss. I mean, even if the boss forgot to get the URL he - or some other interested party for that matter - could have fished the ream out of the recycling bin and copied the URL from any of the other 317 pages that weren't stuffed in the front pocket of Goofy's costume. How appropriate, a costumed dog character. No wonder he has such an affinity for cigar suits. The tree killer's jealous. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:48:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: You ought to be court-marshalled and hanged by the neck until dead.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:43:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sorry, I'll repeat it below, and attempt to reformat it in a more appealing manner.
Glint
COALITION AIR DEFENSE IN THE PERSIAN GULF 

THE SIX NATIONS on the west side of the Persian Gulf that are members of the loose 
alliance called the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) together possess approximately 40 
percent of the world�s crude oil reserves, with Kuwait and Saudi Arabia possessing the 
overwhelming majority of them. The Iran-Iraq war has shown that refineries, processing 
facilities, vulnerable to air attack. In addition to tankers in the gulf, oil facilities at Ras 
Tanura and Abqaiq in Saudi Arabia and a vast complex of key petrochemical, 
desalinization, and power facilities between Kuwait City and Mina �al Ahmadi in Kuwait 
are attractive targets of immense value. 
....
In October 1981, Iranian aircraft bombed Kuwait. In early 1984, Iran and Iraq began 
attacking ships in the Persian Gulf, some of which carried oil loaded in Saudi Arabia and 
Kuwait. Also in 1984, the Saudis successfully defended against an Iranian F-4 attacking 
Saudi Arabia. In November 1986, Iranian F-4s reportedly attacked a French operated oil 
platform 30 miles from the UAE. 

In three of these four situations, the GCC countries involved were unable to defend 
against attack. A number of factors contributed to air defense impotence, including the 
lack of long-range early warning, limited response time, limited communication, and lack 
of coordination between member countries. In the fourth situation, a small attack was 
thwarted by the Royal Saudi Air Force (RSAF), but not without key help from the US E-
3 airborne warning and control system (AWACS) and US ground C 3 equipment 
deployed to Saudi Arabia in 1980 at Saudi request. Although the Saudis made their own 
air defense decisions and flew the interceptors that shot down an Iranian F-4, the US 
operated C3 equipment probably made the difference between being the shooter and 
being shot. 

The GCC has recognized its need for effective air defense. Since 1984, Saudi Arabia 
alone has made deals worth approximately $12 billion to buy AWACS, air defense 
missiles, and two ground command and control systems. 
.... 
The [REDACTED] program complements the Saudi AWACS program. [REDACTED], 
an RSAF C3 system, will be a network of command centers, ground radars, and 
communication sites strategically placed throughout Saudi Arabia. The system will take 
inputs from any ground radar site, and AWACS, displaying them in each regional air 
defense facility as well as the command operations center for Saudi air defense decision 
making and management. 

Conceived in the early 1980s, the [REDACTED] program was not begun until 1985 and 
will not be completed until the early 1990s. The guiding force behind [REDACTED] has 
been Prince Fahad bin Abdullah, former RSAF director of air operations and now deputy 
minister of defense and president of civil aviation. Prince Fahad is a visionary who saw 
[REDACTED] as a means to three ends: first, to link RSAF forces together in one 
system; second, to integrate the air defenses of other Saudi armed forces into one national 

system; and third, to serve as the underlying structure for a regional air defense network. 
Whether the other Saudi forces will cooperate and whether the GCC nations will agree to 
link with [REDACTED] remains to be seen. Obtaining cooperation is a difficult but not 
impossible task. 
....
The 1980 Carter Doctrine states that the Persian Gulf was an area vital to US interests 
and that the United States would militarily intervene there if necessary. A US Rapid 
Deployment Force (RDF) was formed as a means to implement the doctrine. Largely a 
paper force at first and initially without plans or means to get to the region, the RDF was 
a target of much criticism. The RDF became the basis for the US Central Command, 
which now has responsibility for the Persian Gulf area and is severely hampered by not 
having any in-place forces. 
....

Security Assistance 

In his 1985 State of the Union Message, President Reagan said, "Dollar for dollar, our 
security assistance contributes as much to global security as our own defense budget." It 
has long been the goal of the US security assistance program to build an indigenous 
capability for defense that could reduce or obviate the need for direct US involvement. 
More recent policy pronouncements state that specific US goals in the region include 
strengthening Saudi and Moderate nations' forces with equipment that is interoperable 
with US equipment. 

There are many barriers to US security assistance efforts. Among these barriers are arms 
restrictions, emphasis on management rather than capability, special interest groups, and 
the country receiving the assistance. 
....

Some Political Realities 

Although the United States continues to seek bases on the Arabian Peninsula, it is 
unlikely to achieve success even in relatively closely aligned nations like Oman. It 
appears that there is little chance that a sizable US force would ever be based in a GCC 
state in peacetime. The GCC nations simply do not want large standing US forces in the 
area. ... This is not to say that the United States would never be asked to send direct-
assistance forces to the region, in which case basing rights would then be granted 
....
The [REDACTED] system, a foreign military sales acquisition, could provide the 
backbone of a GCC C3 network. The US Air Force manages the program for the RSAF. 
The [REDACTED] program has the potential to integrate the entire Saudi air defense 
system and to facilitate exchange of information between GCC nations. 
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:34:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: The following views the program a little more favorably. Of course it was published in the "Aerospace Power Journal" in 1987. I spent five years and several hundred thousand dollars during the project starting in 1985. The author was a Lt. Col. in the USAF.
Glint
COALITION AIR DEFENSE IN THE PERSIAN GULF 

THE SIX NATIONS on the west side of the Persian Gulf that are members of the loose alliance called the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) together possess approximately 40 percent of the world�s crude oil reserves, with Kuwait and Saudi Arabia possessing the overwhelming majority of them. The Iran-Iraq war has shown that refineries, processing facilities, vulnerable to air attack. In addition to tankers in the gulf, oil facilities at Ras Tanura and Abqaiq in Saudi Arabia and a vast complex of key petrochemical, desalinization, and power facilities between Kuwait City and Mina �al Ahmadi in Kuwait are attractive targets of immense value. 
....
In October 1981, Iranian aircraft bombed Kuwait. In early 1984, Iran and Iraq began attacking ships in the Persian Gulf, some of which carried oil loaded in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. Also in 1984, the Saudis successfully defended against an Iranian F-4 attacking Saudi Arabia. In November 1986, Iranian F-4s reportedly attacked a French operated oil platform 30 miles from the UAE. 

In three of these four situations, the GCC countries involved were unable to defend against attack. A number of factors contributed to air defense impotence, including the lack of long-range early warning, limited response time, limited communication, and lack of coordination between member countries. In the fourth situation, a small attack was thwarted by the Royal Saudi Air Force (RSAF), but not without key help from the US E-3 airborne warning and control system (AWACS) and US ground C 3 equipment deployed to Saudi Arabia in 1980 at Saudi request. Although the Saudis made their own air defense decisions and flew the interceptors that shot down an Iranian F-4, the US operated C3 equipment probably made the difference between being the shooter and being shot. 

The GCC has recognized its need for effective air defense. Since 1984, Saudi Arabia alone has made deals worth approximately $12 billion to buy AWACS, air defense missiles, and two ground command and control systems. 
.... 

The [REDACTED] program complements the Saudi AWACS program. [REDACTED], an RSAF C3 system, will be a network of command centers, ground radars, and communication sites strategically placed throughout Saudi Arabia. The system will take inputs from any ground radar site, and AWACS, displaying them in each regional air defense facility as well as the command operations center for Saudi air defense decision making and management. 

Conceived in the early 1980s, the [REDACTED] program was not begun until 1985 and will not be completed until the early 1990s. The guiding force behind [REDACTED] has been Prince Fahad bin Abdullah, former RSAF director of air operations and now deputy minister of defense and president of civil aviation. Prince Fahad is a visionary who saw [REDACTED] as a means to three ends: first, to link RSAF forces together in one system; second, to integrate the air defenses of other Saudi armed forces into one national system; and third, to serve as the underlying structure for a regional air defense network. Whether the other Saudi forces will cooperate and whether the GCC nations will agree to link with [REDACTED] remains to be seen. Obtaining cooperation is a difficult but not impossible task. 
....
The 1980 Carter Doctrine states that the Persian Gulf was an area vital to US interests and that the United States would militarily intervene there if necessary. A US Rapid Deployment Force (RDF) was formed as a means to implement the doctrine. Largely a paper force at first and initially without plans or means to get to the region, the RDF was a target of much criticism. The RDF became the basis for the US Central Command, which now has responsibility for the Persian Gulf area and is severely hampered by not having any in-place forces. 
....

Security Assistance 

In his 1985 State of the Union Message, President Reagan said, "Dollar for dollar, our security assistance contributes as much to global security as our own defense budget." It has long been the goal of the US security assistance program to build an indigenous capability for defense that could reduce or obviate the need for direct US involvement. More recent policy pronouncements state that specific US goals in the region include strengthening Saudi and Moderate nations' forces with equipment that is interoperable with US equipment. 

There are many barriers to US security assistance efforts. Among these barriers are arms restrictions, emphasis on management rather than capability, special interest groups, and the country receiving the assistance. 
....

Some Political Realities 

Although the United States continues to seek bases on the Arabian Peninsula, it is unlikely to achieve success even in relatively closely aligned nations like Oman. It appears that there is little chance that a sizable US force would ever be based in a GCC state in peacetime. The GCC nations simply do not want large standing US forces in the area. ... This is not to say that the United States would never be asked to send direct-assistance forces to the region, in which case basing rights would then be granted 
....
The [REDACTED] system, a foreign military sales acquisition, could provide the backbone of a GCC C3 network. The US Air Force manages the program for the RSAF. The [REDACTED] program has the potential to integrate the entire Saudi air defense system and to facilitate exchange of information between GCC nations. 
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:29:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: was their determination to stick together and to comfort each other that really defines kind of a new spirit that's prevalent in our country, that when one of us suffers, all of us suffer," Mr. Bush said in remarks to the miners and their families and rescuers at the Green Tree Fire Department in this suburb west of Pittsburgh. --NYT, Aug. 5, 2002 "Speaking of and to the ex-trapped miners at a fire station in PA, President Bush said, '...When one of us suffer, all of us suffers.'" --Bush Watch reader Rich Stadler reporting a radio sound bite, Aug. 5, 2002 "As for the miners, Bush observed, "It was their determination to stick together and to comfort each other that really defines kind of a new spirit that's prevalent in our country, that when one of us suffer, all of us suffers." (Syntax in the original.)" --David Corn, The Nation, Aug. 6, 2002
Days Since Enron Collapse-- 247. Arrests-- 0.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:16:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Was surfing the web for information regarding Saudi Arabia's reluctance to support a U.S. effort against Iraq and ran into a report from which a clip is reprinted below, without permission. It's almost enough to make one want to remove about 5 years from one's resume. I did a little bit of redacting in order to protect the guilty....
Glint
The [REDACTED] contract, which was called the "[REDACTED]" project, had a total cost of $5.6
billion. It involved a far more ambitious effort to give Saudi Arabia a system of 17 AN/FPS-
117(V)3 long-range, three-dimensional radar systems fully netted with its AN-TPS-43 and ANTPS-
72 short and medium-range radars. It was to have (a) a central command operations center
(COC) at Riyadh, (b) five sector command centers (SCCs) at Dhahran, Taif, Tabuk, Khamis
Mushayt, and Al-Kharj to cover the country, and (c) additional sector operations centers (SOCs)
at each major air base. It was to use a tropospheric scattering and microwave communications
system to integrate Saudi Arabia's surface-to-air missile defenses, some anti-aircraft gun units,
its radars, its E-3A airborne warning and control systems (AWACS) aircraft and fighters, and six
major regional underground operating centers and numerous smaller sites, all of which were to
be managed by a command center in Riyadh.

This system was supposed to give Saudi Arabia the ability to provide battle management
for high-intensity air combat and beyond-visual-range combat, and in providing the base for a
system to integrate the six Southern Gulf countries in the GCC: Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar,
Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. However, the software and systems integration efforts required to
make [REDACTED] effective were years behind schedule at the time of the Gulf War. The US Air
Force found the performance of the contractor to be so bad that the US Air Force Electronic
Systems Division issued a �show cause notice� and then terminated [REDACTED]'s work on the
program in January 1991.

The situation was so bad that several senior US advisors in Saudi Arabia regarded the
combined failure of [REDACTED] and the US Air Force to deliver a useful [REDACTED] program as the
worst managed arms sale in the history of the Gulf. One senior US officer described it as, � a
disaster on the part of the contractor and the Air Force from start to finish...A model of what
should never happen.� [REDACTED] staff, in turn, blamed the US Air Force for problems in the
contract specifications, program changes, and inadequate management.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:04:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: "This accident only underscores the importance of proven gun safety measures, especially when owning and handling antique firearms."
Rep. Bob Barr
"Pistol Fires at Event for Rep. Barr" Take that Liberal scum!
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 13:47:18 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I doubt if the crynic is a Plim Plaza Smorgasboard kind of guy. Probably goes to Rehobeth and stays at The Sands whenever he heads to a local beach destination. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:47:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:44:35 (EDT)
My two cents are:

In an e-mail from a job agent today was the following quip of advice, "I often encourage folks to consider military service as their ticket to getting a security clearance and essential experience to take them back successfully into the defense industry." Perhaps it's time to roll. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:45:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yep, I think people would gladly give back their crappy tax-cuts in return for robust 401Ks. It's Stupid's economy.
It's Stupid's economy, stupid!
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:33:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Richard Dawkins, an Oxford science don, suggested Mr. Bush was just as much of a danger to world peace as Saddam Hussein, adding: 'It would be a tragedy if Tony Blair were to be brought down through playing poodle to this unelected and deeply stupid little oil-spiv.' "
say, what's a 'spiv'?
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:30:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: The crynic snorted with derision and said he will never return. The pi�ata is cracked open, its bounty spilled in the dust and poked at by unimpressed children.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 10:56:16 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Correction: Make that a pic of the girls' step great aunt. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 10:22:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Right on, ydog - Plim Plaza. Between 1st and 2nd streets. I was going to post the name but thought it would be more fun to see who could identify it first, you or the crynic. The name of the restaurant in the basement belly of that beast is The Paul Revere. Yes, Plim is certainly a tinder box, but at least it's air conditioned, and the room was ocean front so no hot afternoon sun beating into it, although who spends an afternoon at the beach in their hotel room anyway? Rented a couple rooms for the Prairie Princesses a couple of years ago at the Shoreham. Rooms had low hung ceiling fans and no working AC that I can recall. Plim has a surprisingly nice pool area, built out over the parking lot. Also a large porch and deck along the boardwalk with plenty of rocking chairs for those of us who don't get off stutting up and down the boardwalk. Perhaps I'll scan a couple of pics and post them. That reminds me, I still haven't scanned the picture of the girls' dwarf step aunt I promised following last year's trip to corn country. <> Sorry to hear that your affordable house is in such a high crime area. At least the criminals know when you're away from home because the lights are on day and night. - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 10:20:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: By the way, the Republicans are toast. If we catch the right mood here, if things go the way they should, this is going to be the biggest slide in mid-year elections since the Civil War. I love the way Cheney is sneaking around avoiding the people he serves and collecting money for television ads. This has turned out to be the Republicanest of Republican administrations since Harding. There's a ray of hope in the universe. The American sap, burned in the pocket-book, may once again attend to matters of state, and figure out that a president is not something you opt for like a brand of toothpaste. Right now I wouldn't give a plugged nickel for Snippy's chances in 2004, although a lot of things could go bad or conceivably better for him in between. Remember back a couple of years ago when all the television troglodytes were talking about how the Republican were on the ascendency because 75 percent of Americans now owned a piece of the stock market? Yeah. It's almost too good.
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- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 01:20:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: On the way to work, I sat at a light behind a Ford Focus, which had a sign rivetted on the back, Z3-something. Is this the famous ydog sports car? The thing was about the ugliest mushroom car I've seen. Is this the one that took the family to Galveston? It looked like something I can afford. But what an ugly vehicle.
Gasket
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 01:14:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: We were talking about the setup, me and the boss, in the morning before the thing with the 319 pieces of paper. We were talking about what is wrong, and he said, maybe he's getting wrong now that he's a boss. And I told him, no, you may be a boss, but you're not one of the fair-haired boys. Most of the bosses are these fair-haired boys that get identified early and elevated to positions where most of them fuck up. This boss is a guy who was the only guy they could go to after they ran out of fair-haired boys. He got his job because he was far and away better than anyone else in the organization at doing what the organization is supposed to do. So they made him a boss, and put him in a situation where he thinks he's supposed to guard the paper. I told him that since he's not a fair-haired boy, he is never going above where he is now. And if I have to, I'll tell him to stuff the 319 sheets up his ass, get smart, intervention therapy. My boss-friend is now a member of what they call "The Leadership", and they go off and have meetings and exercise their Leadership Potential, and come back with plans about how to improve on the fucked-up office morale by buying videotapes from consultants, videotapes that teach you how to have fun throwing dead fish around like they do in Pike's Place Market in Seatttle. Meantime, I've been pushing taking a raft trip on a beautiful reach of one of the main rivers. So today, the boss allows as how we'll have to seriously talk about that raft trip, once the current brushfires are out. Yeah. I've already got my own plans, because it's so fucking easy to take a raft trip on the government dime if raft trips are in line with your business. But I'll take these people on a raft trip if they can ever stop worrying about paper.
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- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 01:11:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: The boss, he's a friend of mine. About four years younger than me. Used to have hair down to here, in Hayward, came over and got Portola Valley girls and took them to Winterland and fondled their ass, did the acid and all that. Later on, he became a B'Hai and liked me instantly because I got up and stalked off from the coffee table when the guys were being anti-Negro. It was only later that ydog got upset because I was saying "nigger" all the time, just like a real nigger. So, I was printing out this XL spreadsheet, and the Fornigate was behind it and I keyed in F(ile) S(ave) because I hate the whole idea of the mouse, and it printed out the whole Fornigate file. The boss came to the cube and said something about how I'd like to see you, and I didn't understand. I thought he was going to come back an talk to me about work. But when he didn't come back, I grabbed my work stuff and went to his office, and he handed me this 319-page printout. I told him I recognize it but I didn't print it, hit the wrong button. The poor guy was dealing with his first problem as a boss. He kept saying, "three hundred pages," looking for a way out. I asked him if he had one of those recycling boxes that some people keep at their desks, which he didn't. I said, I'll recycle it, then. He kept mumbling, "three hundred pages," by way of excusing himself from having doubted me. I said, I'll recycle this, unless you want to keep it for evidence. He grinned weakly, and I left. I took the two top pages off, the ones that say "Bangkok", etc, and stuffed them in my pocket, and threw the rest in the recycle bin. Some of the pages were blanked or faded toward the middle, meaning I had used up an ink cartridge, too. Shit, that place puts out 300,000 pages of useless shit every day. That was yesterday. Today, we went to coffee and they asked what is this with Linda Tripp and I told them you find any sort of nut on the internet. And they explained to one another about how Tripp had no qualifications to talk about Cuba but the internet lets any nut talk about anything they want. And then the boss, who is only the boss because I told him he had to apply for the job because otherwise we'd all be supervised by some asshole, told about how we went to Rocky Mountain National Park back in '85 on the weekend during back-to-back training sessions, and how I'd dusted him. Didn't mention eating the prairie oysters of going to the honky tonk. The crisis is over. My friend the boss is forcing himself to remember why we're friends, even though he's still got a suspicion that I tried to get away with printing 319 pages of Fornigate. He's a smart guy, probably even smarter than me, but even so, I'd have to explain more than I want to convincing him that nobody on God's green earth wants to print out 319 pages of Fornigate, and if they did they wouldn't do it when everybody else is printing stuff, or sit at their desk while it printed out. Looks like I can keep at it and retire without getting a directed assignment in Fargo, North Dakota.
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- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 00:59:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: When I first went to college, down in southern Cal, there was a guy there in the dorm who had worked as Goofy at Disneyland, grew up right next door, back in the day when that area wasn't yet Little Guadalajara. I wrote to my grandmother and the other folks back in Minnesota about it, figuring it would give them a thrill.
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- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 00:33:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Before starting his game yesterday, Mr. Bush, his driver in his left gloved hand, took time to condemn an overnight suicide bombing of a bus in Israel that killed at least nine. "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers," Mr. Bush said on the first green of Cape Arundel, at 6:15 a.m. "Thank you. Now watch this drive." Without the slightest pause, Mr. Bush turned to his game - and hit his first ball into the rough." --NYT, July 5, 2002
practicing for his hit on Iraq?
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 00:33:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Don't insult the primate.
Anonymous.
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 00:28:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: http://www.bushorchimp.com/
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:56:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:26:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe his dads pals will buy him a chair at the harvard business school or the princeton school of government and international affairs.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:22:44 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:20:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: If they're going to nail Martha Stewart for selling off about 200K worth of stock, on inside info, what's in store for Snippy and his 900K dump?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:13:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: The worst, and this is not just a little embarassing is that I was, for one or maybe two days, one of those cartoon characters in a fuzzy suit walking around the kiddy zone. I was that dog "Goofy" from the disney cartoons I think. I know I wasn't big bird. I think there was a small bonus for doing it but it sucked. For one, you really couldnt see out of the thing. The only holes were down in the bottom of the jaw, just enough to let you see a kids hand to shake but thats it. Someone else had to lead you around so when you see these things thats why there's always a normal staff person with them. The second thing that sucked is that the damn suit is really really hot when its 100 degrees in the shade. When I finally got out of it I was drenched, soaked. Had some little bathroom to change in. I sat in there basically hyperventilating in my skivvies trying to get it together to go home. Manager came and knocked on the door to see if I was ok. I said "yeah", he said "good, the last guy collapsed".
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:13:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think I worked the kiddy boat ride once, that was the worst, well, second worst, I'll get to the worst in a minute. Kiddyboats is bad because its 8 solid hours of lifting the sweaty sticky food covered screaming little darlings in and out of the boats. hey get heavy and the boats are actually sort of below floor level in a tub.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:07:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: The security guard gig was even better. Downside to house of mirrors was they told me I had to kep my shirt buttoned which really cut down on the tanning time since I usually udid the whole front of the shirt and sort of reclined in the chair next to the blue and orange boxes. Plus, the real parties dont start until two am. So the security guard gig I ended up guarding this abondoned condo on bayside around 80th street. structural defects and condemned. Chainlink all around. Job was to keep people out but nobody ever went near it. Once I asked a guy not to walk his dog past the fence and helped some kids push a bulgy whale raft off the pilings outback of the place. Thats about it, the rest of the time I just sat in the car with like alice cooper tapes a sixpack and a bong. Until it was time to go party.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:04:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: The carnival rides job didnt pay much. I worked the tiltawhirl, funhouse, bumpercars and kiddy bumpers till I wised up and volunteered for house of mirrors. An old hand at the bumpercars taught me how to search a car for wallets while pushing it back into the line up and to do it in a way nobody could see you pocket it if you found one - a sort of bodyblock technique. But house of mirrors was the best, absolutely no physical work just sit and take tickets. Blue for adults in the blue ticket box, orange for the kiddies and put them in the orange box. I was generally so stoned this was a fairly complex task.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:59:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: You know, we decided to leave the porch lites on while we were away. Been meaning to tell you, I think there are eight total. One at the front porch, one each on either side of the garage, one at the back door of the garage, and two each by each of the back doors. Eight. I'm going to look into the full xenon flood elements for them next time I'm down to the TruValue.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:55:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course you could always claim you buy penthouse for the articles.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:49:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: accessing this page from work has always been a scary proposition for me. downloading it at the office just spooks me to no end. My boss reading of the Brandon infatuation or such.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:48:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: The smorgasboard as I remember was in a basement, down some steps off the boardwalk failrly close to downtown - meaning like 6th to 12th street. Ocean city is what now glirp, 180 blocks of wall to wall condos and 8 lanes of stoplights? Sort of like a vacation of I 270. As glorp describes, this would be one of the older wooden tinderbox hotels that hasn't fallen down or burned to the ground. They all sort of lean slightly to one side or the other and have elevations that float and sink if you trace the windowframes of paint schemes across the length or width of the building. Most of the rooms have add-on window ac's hanging out their lone dismal windows. Plim Plaza was pink, I think when I was there. There was another around 12th stret that was yellow. All of them were some garish color. There were about 4 or five of them as I remember. There were alot of smaller places with rooms, basicaally large old houses but none with a smorgasboard in the basement.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:47:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh shit glorp, the smorgasaboard in ocean city? QWhere the f did you stay? Plim Plaza or one of those other huge hideous wooden dinosaurs along 15 miles of blistering pavement? I spent a summer in oc. Worked the carnival rides part of the time then got a cushy job as a security guard. For those of you who dont know OC maryland, it is the second largest city only to baltimopre I believe for june, july and august.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 22:35:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's our paper, that's whose fucking paper it is. United States government paper, almost a ream of it. It sure as hell isn't the boss's paper. We're paying the boss and we're not paying him to hang around the printer. My guess is, the boss got pulled into this by a whistle-blower, probably some loser who's decided it's his job to watch the print jobs. Bring in the consultants, I say!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 21:30:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

At least I know which employee's file to look into next time I need to fill in a missing gap in the pickle jar. - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:49:24 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Why was the boss involved, are you kidding? Whose paper was it anyway? Maybe he was perusing the latest Rush column, hit print, and wandered over to the printer before someone else could. Then he had to wait while you published the anals of Fornigate. Pissed him off because you kept him from doing a hit 'n' run print job. - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:48:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: During Bush's four years as a director, Caterair's problems went from bad to worse to insoluble. Because the company was privately held, there's no public record of his role in board discussions. But Caterair is in some respects an early example of the sort of financial engineering that has subverted so many prominent companies recently. Carlyle financed the deal, as was the practice at the time, mostly through heavy borrowing. After the buyout, Caterair had about $464 million in long-term debt, according to a 1993 Wall Street Journal article based on the company's SEC filings. That article (dug up for me by Post researcher Robert Lyford) noted that Caterair had trimmed that debt load only slightly, to about $426 million, in the four years since it was founded. The debt load became so heavy that in July 1993, while Bush was a director, Caterair tried to sell $230 million in new "junk bonds." Its filing with the SEC noted that it had failed to make a profit since it was founded -- losing $21 million in 1990, $26 million in 1991 and $400,000 in 1992. Profitability was difficult given Caterair's huge interest costs, which totaled $46 million a year in 1992. The Journal noted that in its SEC filing, "the company said its heavily leveraged balance sheet could prevent it from making certain debt payments." The company also told the SEC it was seeking waivers from lenders for possible violation of covenants in its credit agreements -- a sign it was in serious trouble. Finally, in May 1995, a year after Bush left the board, Caterair decided to throw in the towel. The company was acquired by Onex Corp., a Toronto-based leveraged-buyout group that owned part of Sky Chefs Inc., a big catering company run by a unit of the German airline Lufthansa. Onex paid no cash but agreed to assume Caterair's heavy debts. Caterair's creditors agreed to write off $350 million, and two big New York banks agreed to refinance another $650 million in debt. In other words, the financiers who had backed Caterair took a serious haircut. According to a 1996 article in The Washington Post, "Now every dollar Carlyle paid for 'Craterair' is worth 4 cents." "They [Carlyle] paid so much for the company, it was sinking under its own debt," Onex's chairman, Gerard Schwartz, told the Journal in 1995. Schwartz himself was something of a junk bond king, and the Onex-Caterair deal was described in a 1997 Journal article as an example of the "merger boom" that was sweeping America in the '90s. So come on, Mr. President. 'Fess up. Here the U.S. economy is tanking and it turns out you have unknown expertise in junk-bond financing and fancy financial footwork. It's time to put that stellar business experience to work. � 2002 The Washington Post Company
Bush Business II
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:42:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Malek resigned in September 1988 as a high-level adviser in the elder Bush's campaign after disclosure that in 1971, at the insistence of his boss, President Nixon, he had compiled a list of Jews at the Bureau of Labor Statistics, who, Nixon suspected, were part of "Jewish cabal" that was distorting his economic achievements. Several on the list were later transferred to different jobs, but Malek said he had no role in personnel decisions and denied he had willingly engaged in anti-Semitic conduct, arguing that he had been coerced by Nixon's repeated requests. The Malek flap didn't hurt his friend the vice president, who was elected as the nation's 41st president in November 1988. It was Malek who suggested that George W. Bush join the Caterair board in 1990, according to a 1991 article in the New York Times. "I thought George W. Bush could make a contribution to Caterair," the Times quoted Malek as saying. "He would be on the board even if his father weren't President." A March 2001 profile of Carlyle in the Times noted that the investment bank "gave the Bush family a hand in 1990 by putting George W. Bush, who was then struggling to find a career, on the board of a Carlyle subsidiary, Caterair, an airline-catering company." Bush remained on the Caterair board until May 1994, according to a Sept. 17, 1994, article in the Dallas Morning News. He said he resigned so he could concentrate on his campaign for governor of Texas. The paper reported that Bush had previously disclosed that he owned between 1,000 and 4,000 shares of "stock appreciation rights." What intrigued the Dallas newspaper was that Bush had dropped the Caterair connection from his official campaign r�sum� in August 1994. At that time, Caterair was staggering under its huge debt load, and because of unforeseen changes in the airline catering business. The Dallas paper noted at the time that in SEC filings, Caterair had disclosed $263 million in operating losses and writeoffs since its 1989 founding. Bush denied the company's financial problems had any effect on his decision to leave the board. He said its problems were "part of a business cycle" caused partly by the fact that "the airline food business is going from hot meals to peanuts." Through those years the company's CEO was former Marriott executive Daniel Altobello. He continued to issue generally optimistic reports about the company's prospects. Bush's Democratic rival denounced his role with the company. "George W. Bush says he's a successful businessman, but when his company is facing bankruptcy, he jumps ship and lets his partners sink," said Chuck McDonald, a spokesman for then-Texas Gov. Ann Richards, in a Sept. 16, 1994, comment to the Dallas Morning News.
Sad Bush Story II
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:38:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: By David Ignatius Tuesday, August 6, 2002; Page A15 It's not something George W. Bush talks about much -- indeed, it's a fact that has been virtually purged from his official biography -- but for four years in the early 1990s, Bush was a director of a company that ultimately collapsed under the weight of its junk-bond financing and management mistakes. The privately held company, called Caterair International Inc., was created in 1989 when Marriott Corp. spun off its airline catering business to investors organized by the Washington investment bank the Carlyle Group. If you haven't heard of it, Carlyle is a sleek financial operation that does its deals with help from a roster of former government big shots such as former defense secretary Frank Carlucci, former secretary of state James A. Baker III and even former president George Herbert Walker Bush. As of 2001, a newspaper article pegged Carlyle's value at about $12 billion. The Caterair deal was a piece of financial engineering known at the time as a "leveraged buyout." It was financed mostly by high-yielding "junk bonds," of the sort pioneered in the 1980s by Michael Milken, who later served jail time for his financial shenanigans. Carlyle and its investors paid about $570 million for Marriott's In-Flite Services division, which the hotel wanted to sell so it could concentrate on its core business. The investor group was headed by Frederick V. Malek, a Carlyle senior adviser who had served as director of the 1988 Republican convention -- the one that nominated Vice President George H. W. Bush.
Bush I
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:36:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know of a bandy-legged little phrase-mangler who can probably handle Bing. Should they ever meet, it will be asshole and elbow all over the pea patch.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:18:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bing: a name synonymous with Evil.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:16:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bing should never have turned her down when she asked.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:15:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: We can't have to many warnings about Bing. We slept until 9/11, but no more. Heed the wake-up call. The World Trade Center was just a travel alarm compared to what Bing is capable of.
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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:14:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: Life's just not fair, Ann. Some people have maids, some people are maids.
Hazel
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 20:02:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bing and jism.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 19:20:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: It always comes back to Bing.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 19:18:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: .
or <go@nnego>
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 18:59:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: Working Families From Malibu To East Hampton July 31, 2002 HAVING DRAGGED A group of Manhattan elites back from the Hamptons last week to attend a fund-raiser at a tony Chelsea night club, Al Gore criticized the Bush administration for "working on behalf of the powerful, and letting the people of this country get the short end of the stick." Back when he was exhibiting the Democrats' renowned good sportsmanship after he lost the presidential election, Gore managed to fund his tantrum with donations sent in from such ordinary Americans as dot-com multimillionaire Steven Kirsch ($500,000), former Slim-Fast Foods chief S. Daniel Abraham ($100,000) and Minneapolis multimillionaire Vance Opperman ($100,000). Gore also got some help from the Manhattan "working poor" such as Loews Hotels scion and tobacco company beneficiary Jon Tisch ($50,000) - who must have been on a break from demanding that West African peddlers be thrown off the streets of Manhattan; songwriter and ex-wife of pardoned financier Marc Rich, Denise Rich ($25,000); and investment banker Jon Corzine ($25,000), now representing working families against "the powerful" in the U.S. Senate. "The good part of being a Democrat is that you can commit crimes, sell out your base, bomb foreigners, and rape women, and the Democratic faithful will still think you're the greatest." Also warming to Gore's pledge to fight for "working families" were many Hollywood billionaires. Notorious inseminator and Hollywood "producer" Stephen Bing ponied up $200,000. (In Democratic Party parlance, "producer" evidently means "a do-nothing who inherited a lot of money.") Actress and traitor Jane Fonda gave the Gore-Lieberman fund $100,000. George W. Bush limited donations to his Election Recount Fund to $5,000 or less and still raised $13.8 million - four times more than the $3.2 million collected by Gore. Americans saw what the Democrats were up to, and thousands upon thousands of small contributions poured in to Bush from across the country. Gore's Tantrum Fund took in $2.1 million from just 38 individuals - or, "working families." He had 84 donations above Bush's $5,000 maximum - totaling about $2.8 million. Of those, 30 were from California and 23 from New York. (Jane Fonda lists her address as Georgia.) Only $56,216 of the Gore-Lieberman fund came from donations of $200 or less. Bush raised more than $3 million in individual donations of $200 or less - more than the entire amount raised by Gore's Tantrum Fund. The genuine and spontaneous outrage of ordinary Americans against a small band of Democratic royalists was pointedly ignored in news accounts about the recount funds. The Washington Post's headline was: "Bush Far Outspent Gore on Recount." The Chicago Tribune's was: "Bush spent 4 times as much as Gore in Florida recount." The AP headline was: "IRS: Bush spent four times as much as Gore on Florida recount." The thousands of small donations sent to Bush from average Americans all across the country was said to demonstrate "the powerful fund-raising abilities of the Republican Party" - as The Washington Post obtusely put it. Meanwhile, back at the Party of the People headquarters, the Democratic National Committee recently took in its largest single donation ever: $5 million from "producer" Stephen Bing - our featured Democrat this week. In the current Vanity Fair, Bing is described by other Hollywood billionaires as a self-effacing, modest man. As evidence, they note that he has only one maid. "Name anyone else with his wealth who has only one maid," Man of the People Rob Reiner says. "You'd be hard-pressed." I'd be hard-pressed to think of one of my friends who has a maid. Marie Antoinette did not flaunt her wealth in such a way as "progressive" liberals in America do. Rich Hollywood progressives raved about how Bing helps out strippers when they're down on their luck. (And, one may surmise, also down on their knees.) "I've helped so many," Bing says, "you'd have to get me the names." That's "self-effacing" for a liberal. Bing's admiration for the underclass is mainly shown by his predilection for siring children out of wedlock. This seems to be the new status symbol among liberals, with Bing currently leading Jesse Jackson 2-to-1 in disclosed illegitimate children. (Q: How do you empty a room full of rich liberals? A: Ask for a paternity test.) In a romance borne of progressivism, the mother of one of his illegitimate children, Elizabeth Hurley, crossed a Screen Actors Guild picket line. Bing gallantly paid her fine to the union. So much for the little people. Also, he plays the blues on the piano. I take it back: He is a man of the people. Interestingly, Bing doesn't make a fuss about the estate tax. His professional accomplishments amount to having dropped out of Stanford - which we can assume he did not enter on the basis of his SAT scores - and then spending a decade writing a single episode of "Married With Children." Bing's credentials as a producer are as credible as his belief that women are attracted to him for himself. The current Democratic Party is a crowd of idle, rich degenerates, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the czar's court. When not occupied with abortions or strippers, they busy themselves denouncing the Cossacks as "the powerful."
typical hypocritical demonrat liar <go@annego>
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 18:58:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who are you? What are you talking about? I never heard of either one of you. What are you doing in my computer?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 18:16:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: It was a mistake, man. The big question is why the boss had to be involved at all. Fucking bastard!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 17:07:07 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Pretty good post about the boss catching you dumping the page to the printer. I was wondering, did the Coulter pics come out o.k.? You said the boss "was acting as though I maybe printed it out on purpose. That would have been a waste of resources, man." You mean your mistake wasn't a waste that caused your employer a couple reams of paper? - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 17:04:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Arianna took the easy path.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 16:56:10 (EDT)
My two cents are: Have you noticed how Arianna doesn't have to lie or make preposterous claims or draw idiotic connections the way Coulter does, and yet her stuff is vicious just by telling the unembroidered story?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 16:10:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Holding Dick Cheney "Accountable" Posted by Arianna Huffington on 8/6/2002, 8:12 am Board Administrator By now, you'd think the Bush White House would be pretty adept at responding to the rising tide of corporate scandals washing over the White House lawn. Clearly, though, Team Bush had an off day last week when, in the space of 12 hours, it was revealed that both Harken Energy, while President Bush was on its board, and Halliburton, while Vice President Cheney was its CEO, had created subsidiary shell companies in offshore tax havens. The administration's attempt at what was presumably damage control did more harm than good. First, Bush and Cheney's reps tried to argue that even though setting up shop in the Caymans is a favorite ploy of companies looking to avoid paying their fair share of taxes -- Enron had 692 subsidiaries there -- that wasn't the reason Harken or Halliburton had done it. Well, pray tell, what was? A desire to rack up frequent flier miles checking on the company headquarters/PO Box? A desperate longing for a b###hin' tan? Cheaper umbrella drinks for company meetings? As if this half-hearted evasion weren't lame enough, White House spokesman Dan Bartlett fell back on the classic "Plan B:" trying to make friends and win arguments by splitting hairs. Harken's offshore entity wasn't designed to evade taxes, explained Bartlett, it was meant to enhance "tax competitiveness." And to his credit, Bartlett didn't even break out laughing after this claim. Probably waited until he got back to his office. Oh yeah, and, also, oral sex isn't -- well, you know the drill. White House press secretary Ari Fleischer even tried the ol' No Harm, No Foul defense, arguing that the reason Bush's company went Caribbean was a "moot question" because Harken never made any money on the Cayman venture. Memo to Fleischer: Arguing that the crime didn?t pay isn't a defense. And by the way, thank you, Ari, for further evidence that our first MBA president was an exceedingly poor businessman. These wobbly spin doctors' task was, admittedly, made much harder by the fact that on the same day these tax dodge disclosures came to light, President Bush had spoken out with his usual Dudley Do-Right forthrightness against the very same practice. "We ought to look at people who are trying to avoid U.S. taxes as a problem," he said. Indeed we ought. So why don't we? Let's start by looking at the problem of the vice president and Halliburton. During the number two's time as the company's number one, the number of Halliburton subsidiaries registered in tax-friendly locations ballooned from nine in 1995 to 44 in 1999. The result? A dramatic drop in Halliburton's federal taxes, which fell from $302 million in 1998 to less than zero -- to wit, an $85 million rebate -- in 1999. At the same time they were hard at work stiffing U.S. taxpayers, Cheney and Halliburton were happily feasting at the public trough -- the company received $2.3 billion in government contracts and another $1.5 billion in government financing and loan guarantees. During the vice-presidential debate, Cheney scored points responding to a Joe Lieberman zinger about the millions Cheney had made during the Clinton-Gore years by boasting that "the government had absolutely nothing to do" with his burgeoning bank account. Only someone fully immersed in the corporate culture of our day could view $3.8 billion as "absolutely nothing." It would be nice to hear what Mr. Cheney has to say about all of this, but, unfortunately, the V.P. has been making himself very scarce as of late -- especially when it comes to the media. He hasn't spoken to reporters, given a press conference, or made the rounds of the political chat shows since, coincidentally, right around the time in May when reports that the Securities and Exchange Commission was looking into Halliburton's Cheney-era accounting practices first surfaced. His vanishing act has been so effective that many have started to wonder if Cheney has returned to his secure, undisclosed location. If he has, it's only because the mountain hideaway is filled with fat cat donors. It turns out that the vice president has been talking after all -- but only to those ready to write a hefty check to the GOP. Cheney recently headlined his 47th fund-raising event of the year, and he plans to make at least two dozen more of these coffer-cramming appearances before Election Day. At one such event, donors who ponied up $25,000-per-couple were allowed to take part in a 45-minute roundtable discussion with Cheney. So it seems that if the White House Press Corps is ever going to get any face time with the vice-president, it's gonna cost them. $555 per minute. I wonder if Connie Chung and Chris Matthews can team up and get the couples discount? Of course, Cheney's reluctance to talk to reporters is understandable, given what has been coming to light about his heretofore highly touted tenure at Halliburton, including the questionable accounting, the offshore subsidiaries, and the revelation that the company did business with Iran, Libya, and -- despite Cheney's denials -- Iraq. Call this his "Axis of Profits." But, to be fair, under Cheney, Halliburton did end up giving a little something back to America -- in the form of $2 million worth of fines for consistently overbilling the Pentagon. In one case they charged $750,000 for work that actually cost them only $125,000. Despite all this, the company has continued to be awarded massive government contracts, including a new 10-year deal with the Army that, unlike any comparable arrangement, comes with no lid on potential costs. I guess it really does help to have friends -- and ex-CEOs -- in very high places. During a fundraising appearance last month, Cheney lauded the White House's commitment to "more accountability for corporate officials." But what kind of accountability can we expect when corporations are not only allowed to walk away with little more than a slap on the wrist for defrauding taxpayers but continue to be richly rewarded with government contracts? Congress is currently considering legislation that will bar the Pentagon and the new Homeland Security Department from doing business with companies that have set up offshore tax-cheat havens since January. Which means that all the corporations that had the foresight to profit early from their disloyalty, depriving the government of $70 billion a year, are A-okay. If something is so wrong on Jan. 1, what made it right on Dec. 31? We should bar the government from signing contracts with any corporation that has moved offshore to avoid paying U.S. taxes. Period. And we should go further and not enter into any contracts with any company that has been fined for ripping off taxpayers. Like the president said last year, you're either with us, or you're against us. I'd love to know if this is the kind of "accountability" Dick Cheney was referring to. If you happen to find yourself at a GOP fundraiser, would you mind asking him?
go arianna go
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 15:39:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Buckle down?
doubt it
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 15:06:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Couch potato season. Let's view!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 15:01:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Duh, Madden has not been in the saddle since last season. Seems like eons ago since the pigskin was wiped. Buckle down. Doink. Pete� - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:35:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: When was Madden not in the saddle, Urine Font? What the hell are you ranting about? Let's watch!
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:32:08 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Hey, Guess what?!! Real football is back to Monday nights. Madden is back in the saddle. Let's Play!!! Pete� - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:19:11 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"SNL did have ... a skit featuring Carrot Top as a hermaphrodite. Interesting for some of us." Sorry I missed that even though if I was home I probably wouldn't have watched SNL. That night I was at an astronomers' barbecue in a local park where we obtained permission from the nanny state to violate the sunset curfew. Thunderstorms moved through adjacent areas during the afternoon so it was cloudy. I set up the new videocamera on a tripod and the 9" AC/DC/TV/VCR on a portable table whose cloth was lost in a fire last month. We played around with it. Around 9 it looked like it wasn't going to clear off enough to do any observing so people got ready to leave. Then someone spotted Vega. I pointed the cam up and began sweeping over toward the star. We were stunned to see dozens of stars sweeping across the TV screen. Stars that were either too faint or choked by light pollution reflecting off the bottom of the haze layer to be seen with the naked eye. I was able to locate and split some double stars and identify some star clusters. Every time I'd find an interesting object I'd hit the record button and capture a few seconds of video. Interesting how a TV can hold the attention of a crowd. Kept people from leaving. After a couple hours it did start to clear off some and telescopes began springing up. The new 0.003 Lux cam had saved the star party! Kept people from spending another boring night at home watching SNL while the dogs licked the outside fork. We had fun making and watching our own SNL production on the outside TV. - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:14:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: With enough sun screen your bod color will match your font color.
gnat
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:11:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"...250 watt floods with the promise of 150 degree dispersion and a sensor that flashes them on automatically..." That's great. They're economical and no doubt any astronomer neighbors greatly appreciate the auto switch off when the gourds are asleep and the stars are blazing. "...xenon blaster...I can tan under it in daylight!!!!" That's great. I agree that daytime is the most appropriate time for powering such a beast. - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:01:01 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The Mrs. didn't comment on my bod at the pool, which made me feel good. We talked about fudge and carmels from the Candy Kitchen. We're lathered on the sunscreen and our flesh is still healthy and pink. - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 13:46:26 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The coast was great. Nice resort hotel with beautiful pool surrounded by potted palms and leafy trees. Sign out front advertises A/C and color TV, pool, and pool bar. Not to mention the $8.99 all U can eat smorgasboard. Hotel right on the board walk - walk downstairs to restraunt and shopping everywhere. Great driving in the Caravan. 3 hours at 70+ mph. Kids cut me a Kraftwerk CD for the drive. The Mrs., whom one might say is uninitiated when it comes to clinks and klanks of psychodellic electronica techno often asked if this or that strange noise was in fact coming from the engine. The kids either watched videos on the 9" television or cranked the sound up on their walkman CD players so they wouldn't have to hear it. On the way we did not stop for any cofee or breakfast. I drank a half pot before we left. No hispanic girls buck toothed or otherwise flirted shamelessly with me. The closest I came was a Polish summer student who couldn't identify the soup of the day when I asked, even though she was carefully analyizing a ladel full of it as it dribbled back into the vat. She said "I'm from Poland and am not famliar with the food here. You should come to Poland and eat." Said she was in O.C. for the summer. "Nice place to spend the summer," I offered. She shook her head and said, "No, not really." I pointed out that there was sun, beach and surf all around. She said, "Oh, I like Ocean City. I thought you were talking about this restaurant." - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 13:43:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's not really classic treason. It's just Republicanism.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 13:27:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: BUSH WAS WARNED ON AL QAEDA Did Nothing After Urgent Briefings By Clinton Aides Clinton-Hating Drives Dubya's Indifference Condi Rice Lies, Covers Up About Security Info Where Are The Whores? On The Beach? A blockbuster report in Time Magazine has revealed that, for months before the September 11 attacks, Clinton aides repeatedly warned George W. Bush and his advisers about the alarming threat posed by Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda, and the need to launch military roll-back efforts against the terrorists. But the Bush Administration, consumed with hatred for anything connected with Bill Clinton, and more interested in pushing its discredited national missile defense system, did nothing. A Bush senior official confirms in the Time article that everything the Administration has done since September 11 -- the much vaunted war on terrorism -- amounts to what the Clinton aides had been pushing for all along. It took the deaths of 3000 American civilians to get the Bush team even marginally up to speed on what the Clinton advisors had been screaming to them about since the winter of 2000. In reaction to the Time article, senior Bush aides have reverted to lies and cover-ups. Notably, Condoleezza Rice, Bush's National Security Adviser, has denied ever being at a meeting where her predecessor, Sandy Berger, pressed the need to attack Al Qaeda. Rice's pattern of mendacity on these matters is well established. Several months ago, when questions first arose about what Bush knew about Al Qaeda before the September atrocities, Rice held a press briefing for the White House press corps and categorically denied that she or any other top official knew anything about terrorist plans to use airplanes as weapons of mass death. This was untrue, as was quickly revealed when news came out about preparations made against precisely such an attack against the G-8 conference in Genoa, long before September 11. Now Rice is denying she met with Berger. This seems almost certainly untrue as well. So -- will the Media Whores do their jobs and expose Rice's coverup efforts? Or will they roll over in the sand, like good little doggies, and play dead?
Anti-Clintonism = Soft On Al-Qaeda <none dare call it treason.com>
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 10:45:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Not Hannity! Say it ain't so! Another case of anus cysts?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 03:16:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Iraq Attackers Who Proudly Did Not Serve George Bush, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, John Ashcroft, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Spencer Abraham, Don Evans, Karl Rove, Andrew Card, Tom DeLay, Trent Lott, Bob Barr, Mitch McConnell, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Newt Gingrich, Mark Racicot, Rudy Guliani, Charlton Heston, Wayne LaPearre, Bill Bennett, Jerry Falwell, George Will, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Snow, Britt Hume, Sean Hannity.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 02:21:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: LAX-Boy.
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 00:22:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Did Pete say he was psyched or that he was psycho?
Anonymous.
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 00:22:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah that was autopete. I'm quite sure.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 23:06:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: snip dissing the clinton alarms about al qeada and everything else clinton did regarding same is old news isnt it? Newsweek carried that months ago. Perhaps the liberal moonie times is just now getting the story, lazy liberal press.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 23:04:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: PROTEST DICK CHENEY'S VISIT TO SF When? Wednesday, Aug. 7th, 7:30 A.M. (Yes, that's A.M.) Where? Fairmont Hotel, California & Mason, San Francisco Why? Because he's a corporate crook, cooking the books while CEO of Halliburton. Because he wants to drag us into a war with Iraq. Because he and his energy buddies bilked California of billions. The SF Mime Troupe's Dick Cheney II, a.k.a. El Holmes, will be holding a people's press conference so come with your questions about Cheney's misdeeds! If you're into dressing up, come as a journalist, or perhaps a "Friend of Cheney", i.e. your favorite corporate criminal. Or you can be part of an angry mob calling for Cheney's arrest with signs like "Wanted: Dick Cheney - The Corporate Crook".
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 22:27:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why was he even in the loop? Does he hang out around the printer? Isn't he supposed to be running his own scam? I don't like that he's involved at all. It's a matter of personal privacy. You are owed that as a human being. He's asserting his puny little authority because you questioned his word-smithing skills. This is about as subtle as a two-by-four to the crown. Geesh, man, don't write this off. And remember: Revenge is a plate best served cold (old Sicilian saying.)
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 21:41:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, it was just a mistake. He was acting as though I maybe printed it out on purpose. That would have been a waste of resources, man.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:57:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Er, why was it he boss who handed you the manuscript? Who pulled his fucking nose into it?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:40:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: geesh, dude
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:37:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Polls, schmolls! So much depends on the body count and who they are in deciding an election. The voter may decide that -although his planned retirement is now a foolish dream, although he's been getting screwed, and although he's being spied on by his neighbor as part Patriot legislation, it really doesn't matter if we can pretend we've conquered Arabia again.
too close to call
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:36:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: I printed out this whole page by mistake. It was about 300 sheets. Nobody else could use the printer. They were all standing around bitching about the long file. Then someone looked in the print queu and traced it to me. I was trying to print a spreadsheet but the browser was behind it and, and I did the file print commands on the browser. The boss called me in and handed me the reams of paper. I feel a lot like James Cheney must have when he realized they'd caught him flouting SEC regulations.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:35:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do you suppose Pete really thinks the Republicans are going to do well in the off-year elections? Why isn't he posting polls, anyway. Is that's Glint's job?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:26:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: They all deserve their day in court. They are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, at least in my opinion. They might beat the rap. It's happened before (U.S vs. Jism, 1999.)
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:26:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Was that last urine-colored post a bang or a whimper?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:24:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Boy, Pete hasn't lost a step, has he?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:23:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think there's a certain amount of substance to complaints about the behavior of the president, the vice-president, and various of their cohorts. It remains to be seen, though, whether the juries will agree, and whether the judges will hand down the necessary severe sentences.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:23:48 (EDT)
My two cents are: Irritable and angry? Look of distress? Agony?
doubt it
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:21:33 (EDT)
My two cents are:

I love it when liar liberals get irritable and angry over the lack of any substance to their attacks on the virtuous: Bush. Keep flailing it is hilarious. You dorks lost, continue to lose and will lose the next round of elections. Fuhgeddaboudit, Bush is President and will be for 8 full, long solid years. I love the look of distress on these scumbags' posts. There is no way their agony could compare the the years the virtuous ahd to endure Cliton. Viva Bush!! Death to the traitorous!! POW !! Pete� - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:14:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Who the hell knows what the Snip believes. I doubt he's given it more than 30 seconds thought so why should we? That's why it's so good to have Ashcroft and Cheney, whoever he is.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 20:02:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:21:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: You mean, Snippy doesn't really believe that a tax cut will create jobs and make everything better? It's just a scam to loot the Treasury, the way he did with Harken's stockholders and the way Cheney did with Halliburton? Geesh, who would have though it! Maybe that's why Bush didn't get the most votes.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:19:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: The only reason Tennessee doesn't look like Argentina right now is that it isn't a sovereign nation; since the federal budget was in good shape until recently, there's a safety net. And the federal budget was in pretty good shape because the Clinton administration, unlike state governments, behaved responsibly. Budget projections were honest - if anything, too cautious - and boom-year surpluses were used to reduce debt. But the responsibility era is over. Even as state governments face up to the consequences of cooked books in the 1990's, the Bush administration is following in their footsteps. The latest antics of the White House Office of Management and Budget have even the most hardened cynics shaking their heads. It's not just that projections for fiscal 2002 have gone from a $150 billion surplus to a $165 billion deficit in the space of a few months; it's not just that the O.M.B. projects a much smaller deficit next year, when everyone else - including the Republican staff of the Senate Budget Committee - says the deficit will increase. It's also the fact that O.M.B officials simply lie about what their own report says. "The recession erased two-thirds of the projected 10-year surplus. . . . The tax cut, which economists credit for helping the economy recover, generated less than 15% of the change." So reads the agency's press release. Yet as the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities points out, the actual report attributes 40 percent of the budget deterioration to tax cuts, only 10 percent to recession. Maybe dishonesty in the defense of tax cuts is no vice. State governments turned into banana republics in part because voters didn't realize that a charming, personable chief executive can also be an irresponsible opportunist, seeking political advantage through policies that ensure a fiscal crisis on someone else's watch. Now the same governing style has moved to Washington. And this time there's no safety net.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:16:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint got all excited about Forest too. But that may have had nothing to do with football. Anyway, these guys, Glint and Pete, fancy themselves as football insiders, real buffs, because they went to college and watched games. Pete ought to be good for an old coach story or two this season. Some real knee-slapper about the cagey old drunk coach saying something really off the wall. I'm psyched.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:13:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete practically came when Forest revealed he had been in the NFL. Really pathetic. Told Forest that he, Pete, used to play a little himself, then went on to announce his tremendous girth.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:08:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Did Pete ever play football? Or was he more of a luau guy.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 18:13:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: The FBI never would have known where to look for the jism if Ken Starr hadn't understood what Linda Tripp was giving the USA when she turned over the secret tapes of her phone calls with her friend, Moanica. So, yeah, the FBI might be good with jism, but not if a Special Prosecutor isn't around to figure out where the jism is and how to get someone to turn it over. Of course, in a trial of private sexism the FBI usually isn't involved, and the jism has to be siezed at the expense of the suing party. Of course, when it is the Republican Party that is paying for a sexism trial, then there are plenty of resources to retrieve whatever jism may not have been wiped off.
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- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:57:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: But the buff did say he's psyched about the coming football season. Ought to make for some pretty intense television viewing.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:42:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he's just exhorting everyone to "Go buff!" What's with the piss colored font though?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:39:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: I always thought the piss-colored font guy was a nudist, and the cry of "Go Buffs" a call to strip down and be one with nature.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:34:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Back in the day, back during Nam, it was impossible for pro football players to get in the service. One after the other, they were turned away as physically unfit for duty, or shuffled off the the National Guard. It was tough because many of them were Republicans and you know how much they crave the battlefield.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:34:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:33:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: And to all you other football buffs, I say: GO BUFFS!
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:30:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: An NFL player would be useless in the Army. Guys are too big. He would stick up out of his hole like a duck in a shooting gallery. We might as well send women
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:30:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well then, count me in!
Football Buff and proud of it!
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:29:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: You're darn right he had jism. Say what you want about the FBI, but those boys are great with jism. It all balances out. For every 9/11 there's a blue dress. Win some, lose some.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:27:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Go football buffs" or "yay, fans" are ways of recognizing the importance of football as a leisure activity. In these days when Americans are working shorter and shorter hours because of the increases in productivity, we need plenty of stuff to fill in our free time, and a "national game" fits the bill. The great thing about football is you not only have it on Friday, when the high school teams play, but on Saturday, Sunday, and now even Monday. Some Americans have discarded their alliegance to their high schools, and now it appears that our ties with the athletic teams of our colleges may be weakening as well. Thus the call to football viewership and fandom: "go buffs." The more football we watch, high-school, college, or pro, the sooner this war will be won. Remember, a famous pro football player quit the game and signed up to become an Army ranger, because he had always dreamed of chasing and killing people. Peggy Noonan wrote a column about his patriotism.
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- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:26:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: If it's a Klintoon plan we're following, we're all doomed. I wouldn't go higher than the fourth floor, near the fire escape. Klinton had jism.
Glurp
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 17:17:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Clinton is a loser. Bush won. Get over it.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 16:29:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: What are 'Buffs?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:48:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: How was LAX, Urine Font?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:36:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Dow Falls Triple-Digits Again...
Developing...
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:30:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Be fair to Snip. That plan was a Klintoon plan, presented on PowerPoint back when the official administration* policy was to do the opposite of whatever Klintoon did or suggested. The Snipistas are more mature now and have implemented the Klintoon Plan. Too bad everybody had to get shot but that's the price of petulance.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:26:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wonder what the moron thinks about Snippy blowing the plan to take out Al Qaida? Can anyone think of a single thing that the Snipster has done right?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:17:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pitiful asshole.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:15:06 (EDT)
My two cents are:

My God!! This page is still here. Was on vacation for a while. What has happened while away? Getting psyched for football season! Go Buffs!!! Pete� - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 15:01:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Got to go watch the Fish video. Find out how we can make this place into another Pike's Place Fish Market.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 13:58:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: They are the thoughts of a woman of scant virtue. A Jezebel. A woman who heeds only her loins. Strike these thought from thy brain lest the Lord strike thee thrice with the Smiting of Gideon" Ezekiel 3:16
Rev. R. Cobb Dworshak
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 13:57:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint. The Good German.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 12:46:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: And they are nasty thoughts.
Rev. R. Cobb Dworshak
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 12:28:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: He did it for the United States Air Force. He didn't have to. He already had helped win the War on Drugs.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 11:59:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Democracy needs oil, pal. How would you like to vote in a booth with no air conditioning? Let's roll.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 11:51:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Where's the chump who thinks he was defending democracy by shielding the repressive Saudi despots?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 11:43:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ginger? She thinks too much.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 10:30:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ginger Lynn bio special coming up on Bravo.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 09:39:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Social thinking It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then just to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -"to relax," I told myself - but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?" Things weren't going so great at home either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's. I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, "Brian, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed... "I've been thinking..." "I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!" "But Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won't have any money!" "That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently, and she began to cry. I'd had enough. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche, with an AM station on the radio. I roared into the parking lot and ran up to the big glass doors...they didn't open. The library was closed. To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster. Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.
bushist tactics
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 09:37:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guy in the next cube went to the doctor and she started rubbing something on his face and he said when do I start and she said, you just started. Took all the skin off. He came in all red, like a beet. The face. That's where the sun hits. This stuff peel off the skin, lets you start with a new skin, or something near. Another guy had it on the top of his head, rubbed the stuff all over his pate, and it never seemed to do much. Maybe the doctor mixed it too weak?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 04:10:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: BUSH SUMMER WARNING: I GOT TOO MUCH SUN! Reporters following President Bush this weekend in Kennebunkport were stunned at the appearance of elder Bush -- who sported bright red sores on his cheeks from sun-induced lesions. "I got too much sun, that's all" the former president said. "It looks much worse than it is." Bush underwent two-weeks of treatment for keratoses last month, it was revealed. Bush, 78, said he was feeling fine, but his son still poked fun. "Let's hear it," the president instructed reporters. "Make the old boy feel better." Mayo Clinic officials described the elder Bush's sun-induced keratoses as "focal areas of damage in the top layers of skin caused by sun exposure over the years. These are not skin cancers, ... and the prognosis for total recovery is excellent." Bush remained covered with various ballcaps during this weekend's outdoor activities. But the sun's shocking effect of the former president's skin, as these photos show, is a stark summer reminder to sun lovers worldwide to be ever mindful of its dangrous rays.
the face again, it's always the face with these bozos
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 02:18:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: It has been 77 days since the vice president has answered a question from a member of the news media. He has not agreed to a newspaper interview since his trip to the Middle East in March. Besides fund-raisers, his recent public appearances have been so routine that the White House last posted one on its Web page June 6.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 01:06:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Neat story in Time about how Clinton gave Snippy a plan to take out Osama, but the Snip had better things to do. Here's an excerpt: " Berger had left the room by the time Clarke, using a Powerpoint presentation, outlined his thinking to Rice. A senior Bush Administration official denies being handed a formal plan to take the offensive against al-Qaeda, and says Clarke's materials merely dealt with whether the new Administration should take "a more active approach" to the terrorist group. (Rice declined to comment, but through a spokeswoman said she recalled no briefing at which Berger was present.) Other senior officials from both the Clinton and Bush administrations, however, say that Clarke had a set of proposals to "roll back" al-Qaeda. In fact, the heading on Slide 14 of the Powerpoint presentation reads, "Response to al Qaeda: Roll back." Clarke's proposals called for the "breakup" of al-Qaeda cells and the arrest of their personnel. The financial support for its terrorist activities would be systematically attacked, its assets frozen, its funding from fake charities stopped. Nations where al-Qaeda was causing trouble-Uzbekistan, the Philippines, Yemen-would be given aid to fight the terrorists. Most important, Clarke wanted to see a dramatic increase in covert action in Afghanistan to "eliminate the sanctuary" where al-Qaeda had its terrorist training camps and bin Laden was being protected by the radical Islamic Taliban regime. The Taliban had come to power in 1996, bringing a sort of order to a nation that had been riven by bloody feuds between ethnic warlords since the Soviets had pulled out. Clarke supported a substantial increase in American support for the Northern Alliance, the last remaining resistance to the Taliban. That way, terrorists graduating from the training camps would have been forced to stay in Afghanistan, fighting (and dying) for the Taliban on the front lines. At the same time, the U.S. military would start planning for air strikes on the camps and for the introduction of special-operations forces into Afghanistan. The plan was estimated to cost "several hundreds of millions of dollars." In the words of a senior Bush Administration official, the proposals amounted to "everything we've done since 9/11.""
But we needed a tax cut to make the economy better.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 01:01:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: Guess there's no sense in posting any politically-oriented comments. The Republicans, as usual, went up Shit Creek and threw away the paddles. They are in a world of hurt. They are no good when they can't lash out from a position of phoney virtuousness. Their Bull Goose Asshole, Dick Cheney, can't even cross a sidewalk for fear someone will ask him a question. Snippy looks more ridiculous than usual scolding the CEO's for not playing the game straight. Somehow he seems to lack authority. And I get the feeling that this country isn't really ready to go in and do a Marshall Plan for Iraq, so wagging the dog might not be a good long-term bet. Why did those boneheads think that Snip would last longer than his old man, who is ten times as smart and has learned how to read, even if he does have a weak stomach?
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 00:53:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: I was never tutored in body surfing. My twenty foot wave dumped me on the cobble beach, and about sixteen twenty-footers spanked me around on it as I was trying to crawl out. Next time I went out I took my Jet-fins�. My surf contacts tell me that a wave is measured from level up, so a twenty-foot wave is really forty feet from trough to crest. On Copacabana the waves were maybe six-footers, and broke on the beach. I rode in them, but would always get scraped around on the sand at the end. Then I was watching some Brasileiros do it, and they turned back into the wave just before it broke. I tried that and it worked fine. Mentioned it to my surf guru later, guy from Wrong Beach, and he said, yep, that's the way you do it. Thought it was pretty funny that I didn't know. You get your ride, a fin or two helps, and then you tuck and dive back into the wave and swim out and grab the next monster. A pineapple would know all about this stuff, but unfortunately our pineapple left when somebody started insulting him. Gone, urine-colored font and all.
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- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 00:45:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: The senile old fart from across the street, guy who just had new turf unrolled, came over and jawboned me about a truck he had where the throttle cable always went out. Oh, yeah, big deal, a throttle cable. Must have been tough.
Anonymous.
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 00:37:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Best thing was I got to use my big old Chinese end-cutters I bought down at Harbor Freight & Salvage for pulling nails. Eighteen inch handles. Nipped that wire clean. I'd watch the Chinaman. His tools are getting better. I got a Chinese floor jack of many tons capacity that works fine and weighs about a hundred pounds, and I had a set of Chinese router bits but they break when you use them so I'm saving them. Maybe I'll run into some rice boards. But John Chinaman is good at the heavy stuff that doesn't have to be precise or have a certain temper and quality of steel. What I don't understand is how they can ship all that heavy stuff all the way from China and still make a dime.
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- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 00:34:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: 12 would have appreciated the way I just hooked up the 2-inch clutch connector cable that broke two year ago and just broke on the SVO, and cost only 20 bucks for a new one, dealer item you understand. 12 was a car buff. A fuckwad and a car buff. Seems as if Dick Cheney is running FoMoCo, maybe not, but I'll bet it's a Republican. Used to be you'd go in looking for a two-inch cable and they'd fucking give you one, fish around in a bin for it and chunk it on the counter, nah, no charge. They figured it was a good idea to sell cars that you could fix. So, the top of the long cable, which you have to unhook, is on this self-adjusting gizmo, a "quadrant" that last two times it took me forty-five minutes just to find it up under the dash, and from there it's one of those deals where you just try to get it in right with one hand doing three hands worth of stuff, out of sight, and by the law of averages it's bound to eventually all line up, like a simultaneous eclipse of the five inner planets as seen from Pluto. You have to do this because the arm off the clutch it impossible to pull forward against the springs, and nobody figured it was worth putting an adjustor somewhere out in the open. So I tried baling wire, a wire turnbuckle where you twist it with the pliers handle, and it broke. Then I tried some big fat wire but couldn't get purchase on it. Then I rummaged around in the tool box and saw this valve spring compressor I bought from the old fox-in-the-bush along with the climbing spurs, the kind that slips in from the side and you turn a screw handle. I slipped it between the clutch lever and the bell housing and instead of compressing by closing it I uncompressed by opening it, pushing the lever forward to where the pin went through the hole slicker than snot on a glass doorknob. Took about thirty seconds after 45 minutes of fucking around with the wire and also a long woodworking clamp. I can't wait until it breaks again! It was fun.
G-force
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 00:27:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: I expect to die by drowning. If not accidentally at least be offering my ashes up to the lorelai of the north atlantic. A cold and icy ocean and fitting grave for any man. In fact. I sort of welcome sea death as a return to the deep green womb of life.
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 23:10:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: So making the surface I am indeed beyond the breakers. Out where the baracuda run, but thats ok. So I look for my buds. Playing solitaire, all three of them, dont even know I'm almost unconscious. So I do a backfloat for about five minutes until I collect myself and the srf settles and then get out. Very weird surf.
18
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 23:05:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: So after the tow carries me out abit, I decide to go for the surface. I know if I'm not out enough and get tossed again its probably over because I'm pretty dazed from the first bashing.. I mean I was body surfing a 20 foot wave when all of a sudden it sucked up all the water beneath me and in front of it and me and pounded me head first into the hard wet sand without a buffer. Spine feraking crunching.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 23:03:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: The big wave sucked all the water up and I went headfirst into the sandy beach. It was a 15 or 20 footer and I came to bouncing along the bottom in the undertow and for some reason still holding my breath.. 20 some years later I still remember the sound of my vertebrae snapping on impact. But anyway, bouncing along the bottom I figured it best to let the undertow carry me out aways so I didnt come up in the middle of another huge breaker. The way these waves went, you had to get in and out on a cycle - otherwise they were just to big.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:58:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: So anyway, she really did spit in my mouth. BUt speaking of drowning in the surf, it was right there in Barre de Navidad, there is a little bay and the surf rises to about 15 feet off and on every 20 minutes, really weird. So the Duke dude and the chick are supposed to be watching me in the surf but I get conked out bodysurfing and end up in the indertow after listening to my neck snap like a pack of 40 firecrackers as a monster wave dumped me headfirst into the sand.
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:54:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:48:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: So I had a cuarto there on the beach for about a month and Luis and his wife Negrita that ran the place were real good to the bubbleboy. There was ths big stone washbasin for clothes in the courtyard and it was about 40 yards from the surf. Rats would crawl all thru the rafters of palm fronds at night so you just left a little bread and cheese out. Shit, I had a hotplate and a crapper plus mosquito netting over the bed.. It was uptown. Probably why the locals brought me home when I passed out with Brenda someplace in Manzanillo after she made me watch her take a shower.
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:46:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: So that's where I met Scotty and Brenda. Brenda was the brains of the outfit, said she had a swimsuit sewing company in Acupulco and Scotty was her sorry-assed brother. Anyway, you had to hang out at the bus station to wait for the Banco Federale to open at 10 am. Which is where I met them. Brenda was pretty savvy for a gringo and steered me away from the more viscious prostitutes, gypsys and other neerdowells. Scotty was a dumbass all tangled up with a minor or something and Brenda said he had the strains, not clap, from Carmelita.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:39:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, I was probably somewhat of a "bubbleboy" to the locals. he towns, as i am remembering them now were melaque, manzanillo, and Barre de Navidad. Barre is where I spent the most time. eating legal percodan and loafing down on the beach. Sucked the local pharmacia dry. Anyway, there wasn't shit to do except stumble down to the bus station every afternoon and see if anyone stupid enough to fleece got off the bus from Guad.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:33:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: I don't know, it's been awhile.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 22:10:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: They got whores in Tijuana?
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:33:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: On the other hand, there were the real whores. Usually found in the nightclubs of Tijuana.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:29:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Used to say the Mexican girls who dressed like whores were virgins. The dumpy ones who wore huarachis and sack dresses were not virgins. They were mothers.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:28:09 (EDT)
My two cents are: Spit in your mouth and said let's go? Shit, how come the girls inside the bubble never do that? The closest I came was.... well, another time for that. Either way, it doesn't sound like you really gelled with the third world. The university side of it, anyway. Shit, when I go to Mexico the women act like a bunch of nuns. Even the whores don't look you boldly in the eye. That's why I stopped going. That and nearly drowning in the surf, in the Olhas Altas. My horoscope says I will die by water, you understand.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:14:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: All that glitters is not gold, my friend.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:14:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: When I was young I thought only of getting out. I said goodbye to my street, goodbye to my house. Give a man gin, give a man cards, give him an inch, he'll take a yard. And I rue the day I first got off this train.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 21:07:13 (EDT)
My two cents are: What I really remeber from that Universidad was these fucks from SMU, which is a rich kid school in Dallas called Southern Methodist University. They all had these ralph lauren polos in the latest peach and mauve.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:58:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: There are other things that have happened to me with hispanic women, besides that and the latest thing about the bucktoothed girl with the glasses. That girl was ready to go!!!! Both of them.
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:53:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: And perhaps in a way, this stupid little story indicates something about a false dichotomy, about being in or out of the bubble. I dumped the bubble for the surf but still had a foothold in each place. That's why this inreadibly luscious girl walked up to where I was on the Mexican sand, scooped out a hole for her delicious hips, set them down next to me, leaned over, spit in my mouth and said "kiss me gringo, my family is down the beach"
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:50:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think I just answered that. The off-campus thing. I mean.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:45:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: So I ended up bailing on the Universidad about halfway thru, demanding a refund and spending the rest of the summer loafing around somewhere north of alcapulco on the dime the folks dropped for the tuition and then calling them collect for a plane ticket to get ome after I'd drank that as well.. It was pretty cool. To make a long distance phone call, you had to go to a "large distancia telephone office" and request and then wait for a line. This wasn't to get a line to the states, just a line from the boonies in Mexico to the airport or something. And they all served booze, the phone offices. I remember sucking down these banana sort of chocolate milkhakes, kahluah I think. Best drinks I ever puked up later. Sort of like throwing up chocolate milk.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:43:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yeah, but did you live off-campus?
Glurb
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:39:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: I did a semester or at least what passed for one in summer school at the Universidad de Guadalara. Three of us roomed with a shrew that fed us cornflakes and limited the hotwater. The fuck from California had a old karman ghia he was getting reupholstered and was about 10 years older than me and the other dude from duke who wasn't too shy about whacking off in our little room with three narrow little beds. He was down there with the girl from his highschool that never gave it up to him but did to eveybody else. It was weird. So in some sort of demented Night of the Iguana deal we all go trapsing off to the pacific coast, to places named things like melaque and barre de navidad and other shit where oaxacan cheese is white and gooey and the eggyolks are sort of flat and unrefrigerated. I still remeber the gold in the churches and supertramps "breakfast in america" tune blaring out of every third world juke bix I saw.,
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:34:19 (EDT)
My two cents are: So what if he was a fuckwad? How about 1? She's a real fuckwad. Then there's Pete.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:26:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: SNL did have PINK on last night. Also a skit featuring Carrot Top as a hermaphrodite. Interesting for some of us. Wll, not us, myself being one of the 22, but for others not of the 22 and not sure what being not of the 22 means or dosen't mean. It's always been sort of parabolic.
2
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:13:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: 12 was a fuckwad. Let's call a spade a spade. What did Lotka say about the dam? Sounds interesting. Like something I could bite on to and chew. Include biographical details on Lotka. And why the tomato fork? The only tomatoes the Zapata family ever saw were in the kitchen garden. Emiliano was the top horse groom honcho of Morelos. In morelos they wore those big sombreros and clothes like a mariachi singer. Wasn't no dirt farmer. A tip-top guy, with silver buttons on his trousers. Like George Washington and Ulysses S. Grant, he was the greatest horseman of his time and place. I spent a week in Guadalajara hiding from a two-week visit alone to Puerto Vallarta, and visited the mariachi square, bought a rug, and went to the museum where the famous modern painter has the paintings. Diego Rivera? There was a picture of a peasant grinning and holding an ear of corn toward the painter like somebody selling Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Next to me was this standard young Tapatio and his Tapatia bride, it's a striking genetic look, the local Guads or Tapatios. They have beautiful eyes and a distinctive head shape that is extremely attractive on a woman, and they are skinny. This guy said to his wife, "es Zapata," referring to the peon with the ear of corn. He said it all warm and meaningful, even though Guadalajara is a million miles from Morelos, I think. Aren't those Indian extremists down in Oaxaca called Zapatistas?
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:09:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: We're glad twelve would have enjoyed today. It's a small tribute if indeed it can be considered such - which we fear not as it is randomness in Borgville. Perhaps accidental but most certainly sincere once attenuated. In the meanwhile, I have placed seven, count them, seven, porchlites around the homestead. In some places we have opted for the relativitively mild 60 watt yellow bug bulbs. In other areas, the 250 watt floods with the promise of 150 degree dispersion and a sensor that flashes them on automatically if a gourd vine creeps over the property line. Atop the transformer at th corner of the freehold is the giant mega xenon blaster, have no idea what it is but it cost me 250 bucks to get it installed straightwired to the transmission line and it burns all day and all night. I think I can tan under it in daylight!!!!
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 20:06:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: 12 would have loved this, my he rest in peace.
15
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:51:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, this is like a reunion, I see 2 and 11 and 19 and even 4 of 5!!!!!. I'm glad you sent me those stories and notes. Who are the turds?
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:34:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Freshwater penguins, the old lady asked me the other day why there were not freshwater penguins - why you don't see them on lakes etc. Even frozen lakes. Can someone explain this? Freshwater penguins?????
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:30:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:27:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Forgetting Zapata would be like forgetting the Bush administration's looting of social security in reverse. It's probably time to start sharpening the tines on the tomato rakes. Saw a deal today about a guy that "invented" a saltwater tomato, see, that's the thing, the saltwater cow should have evolved, everything was there. It just dosent make sense that it dosent exist. Either that or Lotka was wrong about things growing up around the sides of the dam. That would cause alot of rework and probably creeate an Erik von Danikan chair at a prestigious university.
2
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:23:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe like a lemon herb seasoned rice, hint of jasmine, perhaps some mangrove root and rose petals or bouganvilla leaves or vine cuttings boiled into the water first as a sort of stock????
11
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 19:19:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Down at Liquor to get some soda pop and these two beaners, little middle-aged fireplug field hands, are waiting in line behind me and I'm trying to pick up a word or two of what they're saying, and one of them calls the other "commandantito." So there you go. Mexican field hands call one another commandantito. Another guy had an Emiliano Zapata T-shirt, which is always good to see. It would be a sad day if the Mexican peon ever forgot Zapata, even though he wasn't a Republican. Also Swung by the hardware store for some hardware and a small azalea, but it seems they won't be in until fall, too hot to plant azaleas mid-summer, so I see a redwood tree in a one-gallon pot, it was green-taped to a nice 1/2 x 1/2-inch stake. Looked like a fairly sturdy stake, so I bought the tree, eight bucks. A well-staked tree it was. Hard to pass up. I can work the stake up into some tooth-picks, maybe chop-sticks, find a use for it. I got tools.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 17:53:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Exotic rice?
doubt it
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 13:49:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: well, off to do a little shopping, next to last day of this vacation. havent torched a tablecloth with a deaf guy yet, but I might. Thinking about some steamed shrimp and grilled mahi maybe with some kind of exotic rice for dinner.
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 13:16:31 (EDT)
My two cents are: le onion?
19
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 13:10:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Did you read the Bush one?
4 or 5 of 22
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 13:04:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: enjoyed the gore post, dont read many c and p's but that one was worth the effort.
2
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 11:10:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, its about time to begin preperations for this year's bookburning. Looks like ann thrax is the leader. I'll have to start checking the garage sales and thrift shops.
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 10:02:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Please excuse the autopete's below. I have a feeling they may have some sort of innoculatory value.
Anonymous.
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 09:24:09 (EDT)
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 09:22:21 (EDT)
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- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 09:15:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Broken Promises and Political Deception By AL GORE ASHVILLE -- There has always been a debate over the destiny of this nation between those who believed they were entitled to govern because of their station in life, and those who believed that the people were sovereign. That distinction remains as strong as ever today. In every race this November, the question voters must answer is, How do we make sure that political power is used for the benefit of the many, rather than the few? For well over a year, the Bush administration has used its power in the wrong way. In 2000, I argued that the Bush-Cheney ticket was being bankrolled by "a new generation of special interests, power brokers who would want nothing better than a pliant president who would bend public policy to suit their purposes and profits." Some considered this warning anti-business. It was nothing of the sort. I believe now, as I said then, that "when powerful interests try to take advantage of the American people, it's often other businesses that are hurt in the process" - most of all, smaller companies that play by the rules. This view was not partisan. It was based on a plain reading of the history of Republican governance under Presidents Reagan and Bush. And every passing day demonstrates that it was merely the truth. I believe Bill Clinton and I were right to maintain, during our 1992 campaign, that we should fight for "the forgotten middle class" against the "forces of greed." Standing up for "the people, not the powerful" was the right choice in 2000. And, in fact, it is the Democratic Party's meaning and mission. The suggestion from some in our party that we should no longer speak that truth, especially at a time like this, strikes me as bad politics and, worse, wrong in principle. This struggle between the people and the powerful was at the heart of every major domestic issue of the 2000 campaign and is still the central dynamic of politics in 2002. The choice, not just in rhetoric but in reality, was and still is between a genuine prescription drug benefit for all seniors under Medicare - or a token plan designed to trick the voters and satisfy pharmaceutical companies. The White House and its allies in Congress have just defeated legislation that would have fulfilled the promises both parties made in 2000. The choice was and still is between a real patients' bill of rights - or doing the bidding of the insurance companies and health maintenance organizations. Here again: promise made, promise broken. The choice was and still is an environmental policy based on conservation, new technologies, alternative fuels and the protection of natural wonders like the Alaskan wilderness - or walking away from the grave challenge of global warming, doing away with Superfund cleanups and giving in on issue after issue to those who profit from pollution. And the choice, even more urgently today, is between protecting Social Security or raiding it and then privatizing it so that the trust fund can be used to finance massive tax cuts that primarily benefit the very rich. The economic debate, now as then, is fundamentally about principle. The problem is not that Mr. Bush and Dick Cheney picked the wrong advisers or misunderstood the technical arguments, but that their economic purpose was and is ideological: to provide $1.6 trillion in tax giveaways for the few while pretending they were for the many, and manipulating the numbers to make it appear that the budget surplus would be preserved. It was pre-Enron political accounting. For them, incredibly, it is also post-Enron accounting. And the result is the replacement in one year of a surplus with another massive deficit. It's not just the stock market that has gone down. It is confidence in the honesty of our government. If President Bush wants to pursue honesty and integrity in the White House he should make public the names of the energy company lobbyists who met with Vice President Cheney to help draft energy and environmental legislation, and he should call for the release of the Securities and Exchange Commission files on the controversy surrounding his role in certain stock sales. But what is far more important than the pursuit of a few bad apples in the White House is the need to recognize that what has been put at risk is nothing less than the future of democratic capitalism. And it cannot be rejuvenated unless the people and the politicians focus on the question: What is good for the whole? Ideally, President Bush should lead that effort. For the president is the only person in our constitutional framework charged with representing all Americans. Presidents of both parties in the past have risen to meet that responsibility when the interests of the people were at risk from the unrestrained greed of the powerful. A Democratic president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, met that challenge, even though it earned him the hatred of his patrician social peers as a "traitor to his class." A Republican president, Theodore Roosevelt, prevented the magnates of his day from consolidating their grip on both political and economic power. We are at such a moment again. Uncommon power has combined with uncommon greed to create immense deceptions and losses. Millions of average Americans have been victimized. So have thousands of honest American corporations and the people who manage them, own stock in them, and depend upon them for a livelihood, for sending their children to college and for their retirement. A major correction is needed in the course of our nation. It is needed first and foremost in the composition of the next Congress. We need a majority of men and women who will not flinch from the task at hand. Now is a time for truth and courage. And now is the time for all Americans to stand up to the powerful on behalf of the people. Al Gore, vice president from 1993 to 2001, teaches at Fisk University and Middle Tennessee State University
ANNALS OF PRESIDENT GORE
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 08:59:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: This just in: BUSH BEGINS HUNGER STRIKE TO PROTEST HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES IN NEPAL ===WASHINGTON, DC-Against strenuous objections from his advisors, President Bush began a hunger strike Monday to protest human-rights abuses in Nepal, vowing to subsist solely on water and vitamin supplements until "the twin clouds of violence and oppression are lifted from the land." "I can no longer stand idly by while the gentle, peace-loving Nepalese people are made to suffer," said Bush, a longtime admirer of Nepalese culture. "This hunger strike will send a strong message to the government of Nepal and the insurgent Maoist rebels that their suppression of freedom and subjugation of the innocent is not going unnoticed." Since 1991, Nepal has been locked in a bloody struggle between its constitutional monarchy and the Communist Party of Nepal (CPN), a Maoist guerrilla group seeking to overthrow the oft-oppressive regime. Thousands of innocent civilians have lost their lives in the crossfire. After years of human-rights abuses by both the government and the CPN, Bush felt it was necessary to take action. "In recent months, there has been a sharp increase in the use of deadly force on both sides," said Bush, seated on a mat in the Rose Garden. "There have been numerous reports of civilians being killed as a reprisal for the death of military police or of CPN army personnel. Things are bad and they're only getting worse. Something had to be done." Though he is a longtime member of Amnesty International and Doctors Without Borders, Bush insisted that his protest is not affiliated with any organization. Rather, he said, he is acting as "one man with a conscience." "Violence only begets more violence," Bush said. "I will be keeping the people of Nepal in my heart and mind." Many of Bush's critics charge that his hunger strike is, in actuality, a protest against the government, contending that he sides with the CPN. "I am not in support of the CPN," Bush said. "They, too, have been party to gross human-rights violations, such as recruiting child soldiers and killing civilians they consider 'enemies of the revolution.' I am not taking sides. With this hunger strike, I am merely raising awareness in the hopes that it may help bring about a peaceful end to the conflict." Bush has also come under fire for hunger-striking instead of using his powerful position as U.S. president to take direct political or military action. "As my hero Mahatma Gandhi once said, 'You must be the change you wish to see in the world,'" Bush said. "Besides, this is not the will of the American people. This is my fight. I will not let my personal convictions affect my obligation to the American people. Nepal's plight has touched me deeply, and to take direct political action without the mandate of the American people is to go against everything democracy stands for." "I will try not to let the hunger strike affect my duties as president, but to avoid the strike would be an affront to those who voted me into office," Bush continued. "The American people elected a George W. Bush who acts on his beliefs. To do any less would be to turn my back on my many supporters." This is not the first time Bush has taken action on behalf of Nepal. In 1997, Bush started a Yahoo! chat group to help disseminate information and news updates on the country's struggle. In July 2000, Bush took time off from his presidential campaign to organize a candlelight vigil in front of the Washington Monument to draw attention to the suffering of the Nepalese. "It was amazing," Bush said. "We had almost 500 people, twice the number we'd expected. Just to be there, holding hands with a 70-year-old woman who'd lost members of her family to the conflict while listening to a young boy sing 'Ras Triya Gaan' [the Nepalese national anthem] was something I'll never forget." Worried for his health and fearful of a repeat of a 1998 episode, Bush's top advisors have pleaded with him to limit his hunger strike to 30 days. In early 1998, while governor of Texas, Bush embarked on a two-and-a-half-month hunger strike in protest of former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, under whose reign thousands of political prisoners disappeared mysteriously. "[Bush's] work as governor became severely compromised after the first week," recalled Dan Morales, Texas Attorney General under Bush. "He began fainting regularly, but still he refused food, saying that his cause was too important. It wasn't until he developed an extreme case of malnutrition that we finally dragged him to a hospital to feed him intravenously. He was furious, but we felt we had to do it. Lord only knows what would have happened if we hadn't intervened." Continued Morales: "While I'm sure the president hopes to keep this new hunger strike short, once he's committed himself to a cause, he goes all the way, no matter what the risk to himself."
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Sunday, August 04, 2002 at 08:52:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Alright, Fornigators, good afternoon, under God. Seek here, under God, for some respite from the madding crowd, under God, and their the hellish handbasket: http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war12.html
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 23:51:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh, stop bitching, you serfs. Apres moi, le deluge. Whatever that means. I slept through French. I slept through everything. Still am. Look where it got me.
Boy George
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 23:44:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sure they whine. you'd whine too. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, you fool. It ain't like the good old days. Or maybe it is. Who knows?
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 20:41:12 (EDT)
My two cents are: Keeps 'em busy.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 19:07:43 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bloody Pubbie whiners.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 16:54:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: Website Violence-Incitement Update From the Slate/Mickey Kaus-recommended Lucianne.com (7/31): Reply 12 - Posted by: Give Me Freedom, 7/31/2002 2:45:10 AM I honestly pray that God would remove [Hillary Clinton] in some fashion. She is an enemy to this Country's freedom and culture, as are all democrats in leadership position. THEY ARE THE ENEMY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 21 - Posted by: LoneStarDaughter, 7/31/2002 10:56:39 AM Isn't this rich? Jackson and Clinton conducting policy discussions regarding Israel and the Middle East. Two of the most despicable scum bags on the planet. ... Jackson, Arafat and Clinton: scum bags. Die. All three of you, just die. The world would be a better place. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 22 - Posted by: deedles, 7/31/2002 10:56:59 AM Too bad [President Clinton] wasn't having lunch at the Hebrew University today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply 34 - Posted by: pss, 7/31/2002 12:29:36 PM He sent Caravelle to get Barat in. Who will he want to send next Begala?? Go to bed and sleep Clinton, maybe our nightmares will go away if you don't wake up. On Hardball this week, David Brock was challenged by host Mike Barnicle for referring to Clinton-haters as "Clinton-haters." Anyone who ever doubted the appropriateness of the label need only log onto Lucianne.com - refuge of wingers so demented they've been booted from Free Republic - to witness the depths of hatred and depravity of the enemies of the best president and freshman senator of our lifetimes.
who's more vile, freepers or luciannimals?
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 16:51:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bing? Is Bing still stalking the land? Where the hell is Ashcroft? Meanwhile, I got to drive half an hour to the In & Out Burger to replace a busted clutch cable. It's like old home week. Lots of quality time with the boy or young man. Maybe the wheels will fall off next or the ignition switch will act up and I'll be doing some real pappying.
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- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 14:43:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: i think the anti-Hollywood hangup has become a virulent virus among the retchies. Fine with me. Keeps them busy and outside the bubble of real life. I figure, as longs as nuts like Coulter and Glint have to monitor Bing, Baldwin, Pee Wee Herman and George Jessel, they are harmless albeit obsessive. I encourage these loonballs to keep reading People Magazine and the gossip columns. Leave the real news for the adults.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 13:33:32 (EDT)
My two cents are: sure explains their vendettae? vendettas? against hollywood and porn.
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- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 12:41:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: nobody wants phil graham, newt, etc. repugs pretty much says it. Is that what it really comes down to tohugh? that repugs are angry because the dems are the beautiful people? Makes alot of sense really.
19
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 12:36:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yep, you're thinking that's the reason the boy Repugs are fried in fury. Only Thraxes, Linda Tripps and Lucianne Goldbergs are wanting them. Oh well. It's so hard to be omegas.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 11:47:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ms y said I had the best guy bod at the pool, which made me feel good, said the exercise is really paying off. We're both really tan.
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- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 09:59:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: The coast was great. Nice hotel with beautiful pool surrounded by palms and banana trees. Hotel right on the beach - walk to restraunts and shopping. Great driving in the zx2. 2.75 hours at the speed limit or slightly better. Took Pink and the boom box. On the way down we stopped for some cofee and breakfast. The buck tooth hispanic girl with glasses that waited on us flirted with me shamelessly while ms y was in the restroom and even when she came back to the table. The girl was embarassing herself, and she knew it but just couldn't stop. She was determined. It was quite interesting, her friends were giggling but by god she was going to flirt with me. Then she came out and wiped down the tables, staring at me and smiling and batting her eyes every time I looked up.
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- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 09:52:40 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Tips on Cubans? Doubt that. But often time they come packaged in individual aluminum container tubes. - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 08:07:15 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hey, easy on Glurp! Even I didn't want to lose Pete. The guy was more fun than a bucket of lizards with their tails all grown back or never even been plucked off.
He was Bulgey Whale squared, man.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 02:09:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: You mean the kind with those built-in cigar-holder things, like Tipacubanos? I didn't know the Cubes made anything like that.
Anonymous.
- Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 02:07:53 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Come on, Anonymous@21:42, watch your language. My kids are in the room. Don't you think a guy deserves a rest after five years of soapy sink counters and tripping over prayer rugs after lunch? During the war on drugs there was a seemingly endless supply of pipeline of Cuban cigars in the office. Dry tips though. - Saturday, August 03, 2002 at 00:50:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: There was never a "0".
"-1"
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 22:39:53 (EDT)
My two cents are: Wait a minute, if there was a "1" then there had to be a "0" and if there was a "0" then there is no apriori, no Fess Parker. Only bowls of promordial soup served up in coonskin caps somewhere in the deepfreeze of space, never to bloom, blossom or flower. Frozen little furry frisbees hurtling through the cosmos like so many frozen Ferengi pizza's splattering against the the bulwarks of the Enterprise.
'"0" As if Nobody Knew'
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 22:37:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: Or url herself in sexually frustrated "Bush Daughter" fury onto one of the lecherous prongs of the "outside fork".
oafus
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 22:31:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: Great. Now 1 will probably slit her wrists.
9
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 22:08:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: 1, 1 is the loneliest number. 1 is the loneliest number that there ever was. 1 is the loonliest number.
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 22:00:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like the coals aren't hot enough to sear the meat..
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:57:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Ah, he just does that shit for attention. The poor fuck is lonely. He's afaid of losing the remaining 21. He's take everyone back, even Jeremiah. The guy is lonely. He even got nasty about E when Pete drew the line in the sand. He didn't even want to lose PETE, for crissake! But what's his thing about Ho-hum. Wanted Ho-hum to post his real name?? What's that all about. Amber Alert! Amber Alert!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:42:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: The pinching. The loaves.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:38:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: Of course we know Glint leads an isolated life. Anyone that fantasizes about "crispy critters" at air shows is more than a touch demented. There are other things, the sink full of arab spooge, Brandon, the gourds, the deaf fuck, the cigar suit, pete, the banker fetish, the jars of urine, the list goes on.
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:29:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: The dwarf avocados are about to boom. Seems the recent Texas flooding has stunted the pecan and peach orchards but been a veritable boom for any place near the coast that a saltwater cow can shit an avocado seed. Unlike the typical western longhorn, a primarily freshwater species of cow, the saltwater shorthorn is a pretty darn good swimmer, what after having been driven across isthmus and into and across the Bay of Campeche onto the salt marshes of south Texas with sharp and sometimes burning pointed sticks by everyone from Vasco de Gamma and Ponce de Leon to some long dead Mayans that pioneered soccer, well....
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:20:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: The more dollars you can stuff in that bag, the more saps you can loot, I mean hey, we're still paying off Neal Bush aren't we, and Prescott, the guys are theives.
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 21:12:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Do you cruel bastards ever consider Glint leads an isolated, boring life. Don't you think you'd be depressed too? Give the guy a break.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:56:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: How were the dwarf avocados?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:49:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Pete is taking on LAX again.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:48:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Give an okie a carpetbag.......
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:48:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint is upset with Bill Clinton.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:48:11 (EDT)
My two cents are: Small wonder the scab is a Bush supporter.
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:47:57 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint sunk into deep depression again. Up. Down. Up. Down. geesh.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:47:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint got a new TV.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:46:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, 2, and it won't take long. Just focus right below on Glint's record of serving us by way of various lucrative government contracts he's had. This guy is a veteran of the War on Drugs AND he took money from the Air Force to protect the Saudi monarchy. Kind of brings a tear to the eye.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:45:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: So the economy was tanking back when forest glump here was sucking down the fat coin eh? Coincidence? You be the judge!
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:45:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Nah, surely "the leech" recognizes he's part of the problem.
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:43:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm back. anything worth scrolling for???
2
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:40:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: No winking here. If it's supposed to be moving, I'd say the Air Foerce bought itself a sack of shit.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:33:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Is that wink thing supposed to move? Java off, here. I notice it changed all the signature lines to block letters, or something did.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:11:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Today we've heard about the doing of Alec Baldwin and Bing. It sure hurts to see all your liberal icons crushed, one by one. Who next? Cher?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 20:11:41 (EDT)
My two cents are:
Gllint
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:58:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's not out of line for Glint to interpret things that way. For all his experience or knowledge of history tells him, he has lived in a time when America really stood shoulder to shoulder with freedom-loving Arabs to protect the ideals of Jefferson and Adams and Washington. For all he can tell in the hangover of his youth, America really is beset by an army of evil greasers trying to force cocaine down her children's gullets. So he can explain helping program a Saudi internal security system, designed to catch Taxi-drivers talking about universal sufferage, as a contribution to America, his 4,000 hours of service. Lay off the poor bastard. This is a '70s kid you're talking about, nothing more. Christ, the poor bastard listens to Kraftwerk. Be kind.
He'll enlist if Bing attacks.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:57:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: The sick thing is, Glint really does think he's sucked at Sam's teat for the good of one and all. Sick, selfish bastard. Self-centered prick.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:26:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Miami lawyer Mark Wallace, who fought on behalf of the GOP in Palm Beach County during the butterfly ballot brouhaha, is today acting general counsel at the Federal Emergency Management Agency, run by Joe Allbaugh, the Bush-Cheney campaign manager.
Gore was certainly one huge unnatural disasters, gentlemen!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:23:52 (EDT)
My two cents are: Mr. Cheney called for an end to innuendo about his activities in a now bankrupt Pitcairn Island firm that sold itself the air rights to a million acres of West Texas flatlands, deducted the transaction from its taxes as an entertainment expense, then borrowed $14 million interest-free from the Liechtenstein bank it owned, using its assets of company-acquired Callaway golf clubs as collateral, to finance the purchase of gifts for some Bessarabian oil prospectors who were then passing through Dallas
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:22:35 (EDT)
My two cents are: Fuck who the client was, asswipe. By what stretch of your simple mind does aiding and abeting the Cradle of Terrorism count as helping THIS country? You think just because you land some sweet deal from the United States Air Fucking Force it's actually a benefit to America? Geesh, geesh, geesh. We would have been better served if you'd landed the contract to design a $24,000 toilet.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:20:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Boca Raton developer Ned L. Siegel, long a generous donor to the GOP, has been nominated by Bush to serve as a director of the Overseas Private Investment Corp. During the recount crisis, he sued Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Theresa LePore in a bid to stop the manual recount of the troubled butterfly ballots on constitutional grounds.
Butterflies are free, Mr. Siegel!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:20:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: New York lawyer Brad Blakeman, who helped organize protests in South Florida and appeared in one Associated Press dispatch at the time as a ''Broward County GOP volunteer,'' today is director of White House scheduling.
Thanks for removing the squatter from Dick Cheney's house, Mr. Blakeman!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:19:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Kevin Martin, now a $130,000-a-year commissioner at the Federal Communications Commission, was one of the first national Bush-Cheney people to arrive in Miami from Washington, on Nov. 8. He had been a deputy general counsel for the Bush campaign and before that worked for Ken Starr, the independent counsel in the Monica Lewinsky affair.
Have a cigar, Mr. Martin!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:18:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Former Texas Transportation System Chairman David Laney left his Austin law firm to serve as a ballot recount observer in Volusia County. Bush appointed him recently to Amtrak's seven-member board of directors. It has no salary but pays a per diem and travel expenses.
God speed, Mr. Laney!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:17:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Saudi was going to be the next domino to fall after Kuwait. Fortunately, the international coalition intervened and left the Kuwaitis ululating in the streets and shedding their turbans and robes for baseball caps and Levi's. Sorry you didn't make it to the actual fight, Glint. It was the best feeling of my life, riding through the streets of Kuwait Town up top that Bradley and seeing the grateful raggers ululating madly and hurling gobs of hot mutton up to the troops. Once again America had freed another nation, same as we're fighting for freedom today, or hoping to be allowed to gather in Kuwait or Saudi Arabia so we can Jap Saddam and give him a couple armored division in the groin. Oldest trick in the book.
Get Some�
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:16:45 (EDT)
My two cents are:

"How does working for the defense of the homeland of Osama bin Laden qualify as serving THIS country?" The client was the United States Air Force, you moron! - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:12:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Three members of the window-pounding crowd that on Thanksgiving Eve helped persuade the Miami-Dade County canvassing board to abandon the recount are now members of the White House staff.
He who stands at the door and knocks....
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:11:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: You mean, when the time comes for us to send missles to Mecca, the only defense those poor Saudi bastards will have is the one this goober, Glint, worked on? Let's roll!
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:11:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: I was on the verge of posting all that crap last week, and the thought struck me: why?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:10:38 (EDT)
My two cents are: Five lawyers who did research and wrote briefs to fight Florida court challenges are now deputies in the White House counsel's office.
Congratulations, you five lawyers!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:10:05 (EDT)
My two cents are: Yes, yes, yes, but where is the strangely vomit-inducing James K. Baker II? Fighting the good fight for the Carlyle Group somewhere? Is it true that the Snippistas had to promise the RNC that he wouldn't have anything to do with the administration if Snippy won?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:09:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Jeanie Mamo, a former Capitol Hill press secretary who now earns $62,760, was among those who came to Florida for the recount. Already with the Bush-Cheney campaign, she worked as part of the GOP's media team.
Thanks for getting the word out, Jeanie!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:09:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sue Cobb, a Coral Gables developer, today is the U.S. ambassador to Jamaica. Twenty months ago, the generous Republican donor volunteered her legal skills to the Bush-Cheney campaign -- working as part of the legal team that contested recounts in Miami-Dade.
Kudos, Sue!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:08:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: There was an international coalition?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:07:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Matt Schlapp, a former congressional aide, is currently White House special assistant to the president and deputy director of political affairs. In November 2000, he was part of the supposedly spontaneous window-pounding protest at Miami-Dade County Hall that brought to an end the first recount of Miami-Dade ballots.
Thanks, Matt!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:07:34 (EDT)
My two cents are: John Bolton, undersecretary of state for arms control, caused a stir in May by accusing the Cuban government of transferring bioweapons technology to rogue nations. Nineteen months ago, he caused a different stir -- bursting into a Tallahassee library on behalf of the Bush-Cheney campaign to stop a recount of Miami-Dade County ballots.
Thank you, John!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:07:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Lawyer R. Ted Cruz, a Bush-Cheney campaign worker and former clerk to U.S. Chief Justice William Rehnquist, arrived in Tallahassee for the first time in his life within 24 hours of the election to work on briefs. He became part of an early inner circle that included more nationally prominent Republican lawyers such as George J. Terwilliger III and Benjamin L. Ginsberg, who had been an outside counsel to the campaign. Today, Cruz is director of policy and planning at the Federal Trade Commission, earning $138,200.
Thank you, Ted!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:06:21 (EDT)
My two cents are: Shee-it! I didn't know that Hussein attacked the central troop concentrations in Saudi! Probably had heard that the clodhopper had been working to prevent just that! Woulda and coulda gave him a good lickin' if he tried, same as the Patriots shot down all those scuds, remember?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 19:06:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: Oh I see, Glop was one of those yahoos who figured the Saudis were good guys and that, maybe five years down the road, there would be enough American troops there to totally radicalize Osama bin Laden and make him want to kill thousands of Americans. Good work, Glisp! A grateful nation bows in thanks.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:59:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: How does working for the defense of the homeland of Osama bin Laden qualify as serving THIS country?
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:57:09 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Q: "How did a Saudi defensive system come in handy during the Oil War?" A/Q: Where were most of the international coalition of troops concentrated? A: That's right, Saudi Arabia! (Maybe a second brain cell might help you figure that one out.) - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:56:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: WASHINGTON -- A federal judge warned the Bush administration Friday he would reject any White House effort to block the release of records on Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force unless government lawyers provided specific reasons. Simply citing special presidential privileges or the Constitution would not be enough to keep those records from public view, said U.S. District Judge Emmet G. Sullivan. "It is not appropriate to say, 'executive privilege,'" Sullivan said to lawyers for the administration. "It is not appropriate to say, 'This request is unconstitutional.'" "I need to know what the basis is," he said. The lecture was the latest sign that Sullivan is talking tough with the administration as two groups seek records about whether the Cheney task force was influenced by industry executives as it crafted the nation's energy policy. The Sierra Club environmental organization and Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group, have filed lawsuits to shed light on the task force's membership and its influences. Sullivan, who was appointed by former president Clinton, chastised the administration's lawyers in July for advocating too broad a legal view of executive privilege. The proper approach, he said, is to examine whether disclosure would prevent the executive branch from carrying out any constitutionally assigned function. The government, then, has until Sept. 3 to make that argument when it answers a motion by the plaintiffs to release all White House records relating to the energy task force. Run by Cabinet heads, the Cheney panel directed federal agencies writing a plan last year that focused on energy production - a position favored by the industry. The administration maintains that only government employees were members of the task force, which disbanded last year. But Judicial Watch alleges that former Enron chairman Ken Lay was a member. "We want all of the information on the energy task force to come out as soon as possible," said Larry Klayman, chairman of Judicial Watch. That could take months. Sullivan on Friday said he anticipates objections from the administration that would take "an enormous amount of time for this court to resolve." Judicial Watch and the Sierra Club maintain that Cheney's panel is subject to the Federal Advisory Committee Act, which is designed to open government panels in the executive branch to public scrutiny. The idea behind the law is that public disclosure would counteract lobbying by special interests.
drip, drip, drool
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:53:42 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Video camera worked pretty good. It came threaded for a tripod. The adapter ring for the Canon lenses was sophisticated enought that it locks onto the aperture diaphram so that the r-ratio can be adjusted using the aperture ring. SLR lenses project an upside down image ont to film plane however, so the video image was upside down. Moving the threaded tripod adapter to the opposite side of the camera fixed this. Tried it with 28mm and 50mm lenses. (Didn't bother using 200mm or 300mm yet; with the narrow field typcial of CCD detectors the wide angle lens acts like a telephoto.) The 12.5" telescope couldn't achieve focus because there wasn't enough travel room for the focuser to crank in far enough. I have another focuser adapter, not available in the observatory at the time, that sits lower in the focuser that might work. Focus was achieved for terrestrial objects in the neighborhood, however the clock drive must be switched off in order to enjoy/record them. I got out an 8" telescope and was able to videotape the Hercules cluster. When sweeping the field the cluster looks like a faint grey ghost on the monitor. However, once the telescope stops moving many of the individual stars of the cluster seem to pop out. Switched on the VCR and captured the site on videotape. A couple of nits. The first was with the order itself. Instead of a 9v battery adapter for the mini-mic they sent one that plugs into the wall. Inconvenient for use in the field. I'm returning it and they're sending a power cord splitter so that the camera and mic can run off the same power source using a 12v cigarette lighter plug. The other problem was with the camera itself. It had a dead pixel - or perhaps several consecutive dead pixels, near the edge on the right side of the screen. Hardly noticeable in terrestrial images, but at night it looks like a permanent immovable star. They said they shipped out a replacement camera today that should be here next week. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:52:01 (EDT)
My two cents are: Doesn't matter. Glurp did it all out of a deep sense of obligation to serve others. The money was a bonus.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:49:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: How did a Saudi defensive system come in handy during the Oil War? Were the dissident Saudis really so numerous that they couldn't be handled with the tradional thumb-screws and piano wire?
curious Tampa grandmother
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:45:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds like another Great Evil has landed on our planet, someone else to hate and fear: and its name is Bing! Who is going to save us from the Bing? Should be shift our aim from the listless Osama Bin Laden to the new threat, the Bing? It sound as if the Bing is far more dangerous.
If you don't eat your peas, Bing will get you!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:41:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well put, whoever that message was directed to.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:37:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's always wartime, Glumf, as long as a single Liebral is left standing.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:35:54 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here is a link to a easier to read version with embedded whitespace, posted for your convenience!
Glint
The anti-Clinton Take that Liberal scum!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 18:12:29 (EDT)
My two cents are:

What you're saying falls outside the chickenhawk definition. Sounds like you're extending the definition to include those who declined to take advantage of a significant opportunity to serve in uniform during peacetime. Whereas, the definition, posted here earlier, specifically states that the action of declining such an opportunity to seve must be performed during war time. Sooo, either put up or shut up. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 17:51:40 (EDT)
My two cents are: Working for the Poor from Malibu to East Hampton with Citizen Gore http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Having dragged a group of Manhattan elites back from the Hamptons last week to attend a fund-raiser at a tony Chelsea night club, Al Gore criticized the Bush administration for "working on behalf of the powerful, and letting the people of this country get the short end of the stick." Back when he was exhibiting the Democrats' renowned good sportsmanship after he lost the presidential election, Gore managed to fund his tantrum with donations sent in from such ordinary Americans as dot-com multimillionaire Steven Kirsch ($500,000), former Slim-Fast Foods chief S. Daniel Abraham ($100,000) and Minneapolis multimillionaire Vance Opperman ($100,000). Gore also got some help from the Manhattan "working poor" such as Loews Hotels scion and tobacco company beneficiary Jon Tisch ($50,000) - who must have been on a break from demanding that West African peddlers be thrown off the streets of Manhattan; songwriter and ex-wife of pardoned financier Marc Rich, Denise Rich ($25,000); and investment banker Jon Corzine ($25,000), now representing working families against "the powerful" in the U.S. Senate. Also warming to Gore's pledge to fight for "working families" were many Hollywood billionaires. Notorious inseminator and Hollywood "producer" Stephen Bing ponied up $200,000. (In Democratic Party parlance, "producer" evidently means "a do- nothing who inherited a lot of money.") Actress and traitor Jane Fonda gave the Gore-Lieberman fund $100,000. George W. Bush limited donations to his Election Recount Fund to $5,000 or less and still raised $13.8 million - four times more than the $3.2 million collected by Gore. Americans saw what the Democrats were up to, and thousands upon thousands of small contributions poured in to Bush from across the country. Gore's Tantrum Fund took in $2.1 million from just 38 individuals - or, "working families." He had 84 donations above Bush's $5,000 maximum - totaling about $2.8 million. Of those, 30 were from California and 23 from New York. (Jane Fonda lists her address as Georgia.) Only $56,216 of the Gore-Lieberman fund came from donations of $200 or less. Bush raised more than $3 million in individual donations of $200 or less - more than the entire amount raised by Gore's Tantrum Fund. The genuine and spontaneous outrage of ordinary Americans against a small band of Democratic royalists was pointedly ignored in news accounts about the recount funds. The Washington Post's headline was: "Bush Far Outspent Gore on Recount." The Chicago Tribune's was: "Bush spent 4 times as much as Gore in Florida recount." The AP headline was: "IRS: Bush spent four times as much as Gore on Florida recount." The thousands of small donations sent to Bush from average Americans all across the country was said to demonstrate "the powerful fund-raising abilities of the Republican Party" - as The Washington Post obtusely put it. Meanwhile, back at the Party of the People headquarters, the Democratic National Committee recently took in its largest single donation ever: $5 million from "producer" Stephen Bing - our featured Democrat this week. In the current Vanity Fair, Bing is described by other Hollywood billionaires as a self-effacing, modest man. As evidence, they note that he has only one maid. "Name anyone else with his wealth who has only one maid," Man of the People Rob Reiner says. "You'd be hard-pressed." I'd be hard-pressed to think of one of my friends who has a maid. Marie Antoinette did not flaunt her wealth in such a way as "progressive" liberals in America do. Rich Hollywood progressives raved about how Bing helps out strippers when they're down on their luck. (And, one may surmise, also down on their knees.) "I've helped so many," Bing says, "you'd have to get me the names." That's "self-effacing" for a liberal. Bing's admiration for the underclass is mainly shown by his predilection for siring children out of wedlock. This seems to be the new status symbol among liberals, with Bing currently leading Jesse Jackson 2-to-1 in disclosed illegitimate children. (Q: How do you empty a room full of rich liberals? A: Ask for a paternity test.) In a romance borne of progressivism, the mother of one of his illegitimate children, Elizabeth Hurley, crossed a Screen Actors Guild picket line. Bing gallantly paid her fine to the union. So much for the little people. Also, he plays the blues on the piano. I take it back: He is a man of the people. Interestingly, Bing doesn't make a fuss about the estate tax. His professional accomplishments amount to having dropped out of Stanford - which we can assume he did not enter on the basis of his SAT scores - and then spending a decade writing a single episode of "Married With Children." Bing's credentials as a producer are as credible as his belief that women are attracted to him for himself. The current Democratic Party is a crowd of idle, rich degenerates, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the czar's court. When not occupied with abortions or strippers, they busy themselves denouncing the Cossacks as "the powerful."
Ann Coulter
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 17:51:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's only and "ill-conceived" definition because it applies to the sorry likes of you, coward.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 17:09:17 (EDT)
My two cents are: You got it, war wimp. To serve this country in wartime, you've got to be in a position to do so. You think those folks who served in the, er, Gulf War, just joined up the day before? You serve yourself only and you always take seconds. Drug War, my ass.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 16:34:55 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Enlisting? What would enlisting get you? I thought that to be a chickenhawk one must have "declined to take advantage of a significant opportunity to serve in uniform during wartime." So far nobody has specifically said what the significant opportunity was and which war it was declined during. The mere act of enlisting doesn't mean squat unless it was during war time according to someone's ill-conceived definition. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:26:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: I know. He's usually so gung-ho when it comes to sending others to fight.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:12:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: Interestingly enough, the only fight Glint didn't support was when we liberated Kosovo and brought down Milosevic. Glint didn't like that one. Wonder why.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:11:41 (EDT)
My two cents are: Still on the rag and crowing about the tax cut that created the deficits.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:07:39 (EDT)
My two cents are: Hayseed. I didn't realize there was a rule against enlisting. Pinch that loaf and eat it.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:06:27 (EDT)
My two cents are: IN what could be a final nail in the coffin of his fading movie career, Alec "Bloviator" Baldwin is joining the B-list cast of TV's "Hollywood Squares."
Ha ha!
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 15:03:03 (EDT)
My two cents are:

So what conflict should I have been in? Is Grenada the one? I *was* in Grenada. I traveled from the warm waters of the coast to the top of the spice tree covered mountains in 1998. (Picked up several bottles of some wicked hot sauce.) Or maybe I should have signed up in a hurry to go arrest Noriega? I spent a couple years fighting the drug war in the 1990s, with technology. Indeed, it was one of your more lucrative wars in which a person may have found themselves in a position to name their own price. But thank goodness George Bush has cut taxes since then. Gulf war? Leading up to that war I had spent 5 years working on a Saudi defensive system. Don't tell me that didn't come in handy. It was finished in May and Iraq invaded Kuwait in August. Somalia. Were they taking volunteers for Somalia? Kosovo? Just what in the hell are you talking about with this hawk chickenshit? From the sound of your posts, ignorance must be one giant bliss bubble. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:59:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: What's wrong with advocating whatever the GOP tells me to?
Glump
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:49:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's good that Clinton can understand the difference between a just war and am unjust, illegal one. Perhaps that's one reason the audience applauded wildly. Glint would have supported Hitler, the highest official in the land.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:49:22 (EDT)
My two cents are:

How do you figure? What's wrong with advocating a good offense? - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:43:33 (EDT)
My two cents are: Said the chicken hawk, Glint.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:40:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Bill Clinton - who avoided serving in Vietnam - says he would take up arms and 'fight and die' for Israel if Iraq attacks the Jewish state. 'If Iraq came across the Jordan River, I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die,' the impeached ex-president said to wild applause at a Jewish fund-raiser in Toronto...."
he demeans everyone who actually has fought and died over there
Bubba: I'd Fight And Die For Israel - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:36:44 (EDT)
My two cents are:

No, you've got that wrong. It's hysterical material, not historical. ROTFL&PAL (pinching a loaf). - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 14:21:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: For a guy who thinks Clinton's blowjobs are historically material, Glint seems to think "the highest court in the land" id it self proud by stopping an election and will be treated with respect in the future. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 13:08:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: White House says Sept. 11 skyjacker had met Iraqi agent By Bob Drogin, Paul Richter and Doyle McManus Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON - Despite deep doubts by the CIA and FBI, the White House is now backing claims that suspected Sept. 11 skyjacker Mohammed Atta secretly met five months earlier with an Iraqi agent in Prague, Czech Republic, a possible indication that Saddam Hussein's regime was involved in the terror attacks. In an interview, a senior Bush administration official said that available evidence of the long-disputed meeting "holds up." The official added, "We're going to talk more about this case." Convincing proof that Iraq was involved in the Sept. 11 attacks would give strong ammunition to the administration in its efforts to build domestic and international support for a military campaign to topple the Iraqi leader. But the CIA and FBI concluded months ago that they had no hard evidence to confirm claims that the Prague meeting took place. A federal law-enforcement official said yesterday, however, that the FBI has been reviewing Atta's possible ties to Iraq, including travel and phone records, with "renewed vigor" in recent weeks. Until now, the administration has largely argued that military action against Iraq is justified because of the danger the regime is secretly building nuclear, chemical or biological weapons that could be used against the United States or its allies. On Tuesday, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told a news conference that Iraq had "a relationship" with al-Qaida, but declined to be more specific.
Looks like the script writers have been working overtime. Let's roll.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 12:39:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Watch it, you faux American. Bill Clinton was the highest official in the land. Elected by the people, not some banana republic court.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 12:31:10 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Celebrities been churning out the yuk-yuk one liners of late; here's another. Bill Clinton quoted as saying, "I'd Fight And Die For Israel." I truely wish he would, but I'm not going to hold my breath. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 12:11:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: The real belly laugh will come if and when this "Secretary of State" who never could figure out election law, is taken off the ballot . Of course, she could always appeal directly to the "highest court in the land." It's kind of funny how Glint selectively respects individuals and institutions because of the "highness" without any regard to whether or not they're crooked. If Glint was Iraqi, he'd be looking for a fat government contract from Saddam, who holds "the highest office in the land," that's what! What a pathetic hayseed.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 11:57:14 (EDT)
My two cents are: Something to be proud of, Glint. Corruption. Good for a belly laugh.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 11:41:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: Something to be proud of, Glint. Corruption. Good for a belly laugh.
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 11:41:54 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Got a good belly laugh myself when I heard about it. Said Kathleen stated that she had misinterpreted the election law. Ha Ha Ha At least she admits mistakes when made. On the other hand she played the law like a violin after the election. Says who? The highest court in the land, that's who. - Friday, August 02, 2002 at 11:32:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000 years --4,000 hours over the next -- the rest of your life -- of service to America."
are you ready to roll over Saddam ?
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 11:13:00 (EDT)
My two cents are: We SO enjoyed Katherine Harris' making the deadline for running for office by backdating her official letter of resignation. Does she only backdate for friends? Or when she's um "in the mood"? No one's calling her a venal lying partisan bitch, so far. No one's talking about Katy's backdate rape of the people of Florida.
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 09:30:18 (EDT)
My two cents are: Why Saddam Hussein? Isn't this all a little too "mission creep?"
Anonymous.
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 04:12:30 (EDT)
My two cents are: When Georgie boy stomps in righteous anger, all the world's pretzels quake in fear. Yup, they do.
don't get 'im riled, now
- Friday, August 02, 2002 at 00:42:36 (EDT)
My two cents are: Katherine Harris did an excellent job for the Carlyle Group, there can be no doubt. She was Horatio on the Bridge for the Republicans, and lied as well and ultimately effectively as anyone could have. This team of corrupted refugees from figurehead CEO jobs based on privileged access to the United States Treasury would not have got into office without thoroughly partisan, unprincipled, and illegal behavior by the Florida Secretary of State. She deserves a plastic bust of Warren G. Harding and a pat on the back by every snake-oil salesman who happens to come through Tallahassee.
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- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 18:43:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: The bandy-legged little bulldog gets furious too much? You're right. The guy needs to wrap himself around a bottle of $345 tequila with the twins, take a rest. Maybe at his beloved rancho in Crawford, where he likes to walk around and talk to the cows. Slap on a pair of yellow gloves and spoon horseturds in the barn. Hey, do we have a hokey little shit for a president, or what?
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 18:01:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Katherine Harris resigns secretary of state job"
...and a job well done it was!
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 17:54:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Today Snip said, "I'm just as angry as Israel. I am furious!" about the bombing in Jerusalem. The man really does need a vacation.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 17:25:55 (EDT)
My two cents are: You liebrals just don't get it. Sure, Snippy was a bum back in the day. But the Arab/WTC confrontation changed him. It gave him purpose. It made him grow into his presidential boots. Now he's a great war leader. Sure, at first he ran like a rabbit, but then he came back and rallied the country. Rallied it to win the war. What war, you ask? The war of flying airplanes into sky-scrapers and knocking them down. The War of the Flukes, as it will come to be known. Or, the War of the Afghan Rocks. Or the War to Rid the World of Jose Padilla. Whatever. We would be up shit creek if we didn't have Georgie Porgie to lead us. A bandy-legged little guy who rose to the occasion to become a second Harry Truman, while still being just about exactly the opposite of everything Harry Truman was and everything he stood for or believed in. Liebrals just don't get it. You need to study the last two years worth of Peggy Noonan columns. Then come back here and try to make sense.
Surf Ryder
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 16:04:22 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'd like to be under the hair-net in the back of the van with Katherine Harris and a tub of purple eye-shadow.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:54:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: Katherine "wrote" a book which will be coming out soon. Do you know what it's called? It's called "Practicing Principled Leadership in Times of Crisis."
Geo. Orwell
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:54:08 (EDT)
My two cents are: So? He needed the baseball team so he could become a public figure and run for governor. Shee-it, Katherine Harris had to throw a whole presidential election just to get to run of Congressman.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:50:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Or not actually GOing to do jack shit at the company his Daddy got him onto the board of, so he could inside trade his stocks, and get an unearned bundle so his Daddy could get him the baseball team he wanted for Christmas.
permissive Poppy
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:07:28 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sort of like not actually GOing to the miliary "job" his Daddy got for him.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:05:47 (EDT)
My two cents are: Too bad Snippy didn't actually GO to the college his Daddy got him a degree from.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:05:06 (EDT)
My two cents are: Leno also suggested the way to get rid of Saddam Hussein was to drop Georgie Boy's buddies on Baghdad: Kenny Boy, World.com, Halliburton, Harken CEOs.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 15:01:26 (EDT)
My two cents are: Late-night comics are already poking fun. ''Bush jogged and played golf over the weekend,'' Jay Leno said last week on the Tonight Show. ''Thank God he got that out of the way before he takes his month-long vacation. Thank God we got that war and Middle East thing cleared up.'' David Letterman did a top 10 list of signs the president needs a vacation. No. 7 was: ''It's been what, two weeks since he went fishing?''
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 14:42:49 (EDT)
My two cents are: Either achieve dignity or its opposite, Glintness.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:58:42 (EDT)
My two cents are: I think that what our President meant was that going to college is bad if you do it inside the bubble. Outside the bubble, it's got more up sides than down sides, and may even help people achieve dignity.
Glint
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:56:07 (EDT)
My two cents are: I have to confess that I went to college. LOTS of college. I hang my head in shame.
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- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:53:45 (EDT)
My two cents are: Glint, it's always progress when you can limit the sources of information available to people. I think it's even in the Republican platform.
Conservative and Proud of It
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:52:23 (EDT)
My two cents are: Snippy on College: "In the way they're kind of writing it right now out of the Senate Finance Committee, some people could spend their entire five years on welfare - there's a five-year work requirement - going to college. Now, that's not my view of helping people become independent, and it's certainly not my view of understanding the importance of work and helping people achieve the dignity necessary so they can live a free life, free from government control."
How COULD getting drunk and dancing naked on tables promote dignity?
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:49:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: "Cable companies get authorization to remove CNN from their programming" By Anat Balint, Ha'aretz Correspondent - The Satellite and Cable Commission decided Thursday to allow Israeli cable companies to remove CNN from their programming. The decision was approved by a large majority, following a stormy discussion on the issue. The central argument for the deciison was the availability of three foreign news networks other than CNN: BBC, Fox News and Sky News.
now that's progress!
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:44:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: It's called staying awake at the switch. Snippy has to keep the lips wrapped tighly around the Saudi anus. While not discouraging the Jews or the lunatic christians who tie the whole thing into Revelations.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:43:29 (EDT)
My two cents are: Design a system? What's to design? Looks like America is targeting Afghani wedding parties now. We can't encourage Sharon to finish the job because the Saudis would get mad at us and take away our oil. Sometimes I wonder if you will ever understand global politics.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:40:13 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Anyway, on the world front, it appears as if Hamas is now targeting Americans after killing five in yesterday's bomb blast. Perhaps we should encourage Sharon to finish the job w.r.t. Arafat & his henchmen. - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:23:49 (EDT)
My two cents are:

The ironic thing of course is that on the drive to the Atlantic the depressed teenagers will probably be sitting in the front seat doing the driving, while the parents foll around under the hair net in the back seat watching the telly. - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:13:28 (EDT)
My two cents are:

One of these days I'll need to design a power system using the solar panel chipped in by the dairy man. - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:09:02 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Nope, it's a pair of 6v sealed batteries in a case with shoulder strap. Sort of like a 20 lb purse. Try lugging a couple of those, an eyepiece case, camera case, and a book bag with atlases and reference books up a hill. Some day they'll find me face down on the path. - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:07:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Maybe it's something along the lines of that U-Krank-It flashlight that Glurf took on the camping trip. Say, a bicycle hooked up to a generator. Sounds good, because Glint can control TV over-use by requiring the girls to pedal up their own power for any TV viewing. An hour a day of MTV or Britney tapes ought to give them the endurance to maintain a bubble when their turn comes.
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- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:04:58 (EDT)
My two cents are: It might be a generator that comes with wheels and has a 12-volt output to keep a starter battery charged.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:01:59 (EDT)
My two cents are: Portable 12-volt power source = battery?
spade a spade
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 13:00:50 (EDT)
My two cents are: The teens is a glorious age! She should take advantage of it while she can! She should savor it to exhaustion. Of course, this may be difficult when trusted individuals lie to you, and try to blunt your appreciation of the world by sticking a portable television in front of your face while life passes by outside the window, and all in the name of keeping it from the old lady in the hairnet who keeps the bubble clean and the meatloaf coming.
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- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:58:51 (EDT)
My two cents are: Depressed daughter?
dr. spock
whoever heard of a teenager being depressed? - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:46:25 (EDT)
My two cents are: I'm more concerned about Glump's referring to his depressed daughter as "Poe."
CAPTAIN GERUNDIVE SUBJUNCTIVE DESCENDING A STAIRCASE
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:43:37 (EDT)
My two cents are: Bush said yesterday that he is troubled by the creation of offshore affiliates by U.S. companies to avoid paying taxes, a practice that lawmakers are trying to restrict. Bush's comments coincided with disclosures that companies connected to Bush and Vice President Cheney created such offshore entities."
ANNALS OF BUSH THE UNELECTED
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:41:48 (EDT)
My two cents are:

All in the name of science you see. Still, if by chance a hermy just happens to wander into the field of view and cause a chance stellar occulation we reserve the right to reallocate observing time, just like the space telescope would, in order to take advantage of such targets of opportunity. <> While hooking the TV up to a portable 12V power source and a camcorder to test its record function, the Mrs. mentioned that UPS had tried to deliver a package and left this note. She wondered what coul have been in the package. Yes, I wonder too.... - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:17:20 (EDT)
My two cents are: Sounds win win to me.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:06:16 (EDT)
My two cents are: Well, you expect a Republican president* to lie to his fellow-citizens. I'm more concerned about Glump lying to his family.
House of Meat
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 11:56:02 (EDT)
My two cents are: NO NEWS TO US -- In the paper this AM, Bushistas finally admitted cooking the books on the pre-Sept. 11 tanking of the American economy. Yes, it was a recession, they allowed, we're so sorry we lied about it, and yes, it started before Osama. Are we going to tell Al Gore we're sorry we wrecked the economy? Naah. Stonewalling and lying are the Repugnican way. Hey, we won, didn't we? Well, okay, so we didn't win, but we bullied our way in, didn't we? And we did what we said we would, didn't we? Hey, is it our fault our policies suck?
Buck Stops With Dirty Little Bush
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 11:49:24 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's a story about the observation which launched this new science involving the observing of contemporary lunar meteorite impacts.
Glint
A Leonid on the Moon? - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 11:39:03 (EDT)
My two cents are: Here's a link to a news article from last year.
Glint
Meteors Cause Visible Lunar Explosions - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 11:34:46 (EDT)
My two cents are: Perseids are coming soon. A recently discovered phenomena are visible meteoritic impacts on the lunar surface that can be recorded with sensitive video cameras. The 0.0003 Lux model arriving should have the sensitivity and, hopefully, the resolving power. This image shows what purports to be Leonid striking the moon. Clicking the image will take you to Italy for details on this type of research. Unfortunately, I don't have a viewer like this fellow has for watching reflectionless TV.
Glint
click imageTake that Liberal scum!
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 11:24:30 (EDT)
My two cents are:

Swung by the Germantown store but they were out, but scored the last boxed set at the next Walmart up the road. Store price was just $168 compared to $229 on their web site. Surprised the family with the TV. Told them I thought the kids needed some entertainment on the drive to the Atlantic so Daddy brought home a surprise. Wife loved it too but asked where I planned to keep it the rest of the year when the favmily wasn't traveling. The bedroom of course, knowingly violating her "no TVs in the bedroom" ban. When she objected as expected I looked concerned, stroked my beard, furrowed my brow, and then aha! I offered to keep it in in the observatory. Problem solved. Forcast was for clear skies and I expected delivery of the camera yetsterday. But the UPS mule only left a note because nobody was home. Hopefully I'll get a chance to conduct an end-to-end test tonight when darkness forces the parking of the tractor. The telescope and camera lens adapters have already arrived. The monitor/vcr have been tested, including recording using inputs from the family camcorder. If the UPS turtle doesn't chicken out we'll be cooking with gas this evening. - Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 10:48:04 (EDT)
My two cents are: Powell told his bud, "I won't let the bastards run me out." How can Snippy dump him? His positives are 30 points ahead of Snip's.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 00:54:56 (EDT)
My two cents are: Powell is a goober.
Anonymous.
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 00:53:59 (EDT)



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