SO...YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT RICK HUH?

THESE FAQ'S MIGHT ANSWER YOUR INQUIRING MIND

QUESTION: "WHY THE WEB CAM RICK"?

ANSWER: CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT, NEXT QUESTION?

QUESTION: "IS IT EVER ON''?

ANSWER: WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

QUESTION: "HEY RICK....WHAT'S WITH ALL THE STARS"?

ANSWER: I'M JUST A SPACED OUT KINDA GUY

QUESTION: "YOU MUST BE INTO STAR TREK HUH''?

ANSWER: NOPE

QUESTION: "WHATS WITH THE BACKGROUND"?

ANSWER: YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE

QUESTION: "YOU EVER SHOW....um....NUDITY ON THE CAM"?

ANSWER: AND WHAT WOULD I SEE IN RETURN, HUH?

QUESTION: "ARE YOU SINGLE'?

ANSWER: MORE OFTEN THAN I WANT TO BE, BUT I HAVE SOMEONE SPECIAL IN MY LIFE

QUESTION: "WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD RICK"?

ANSWER: ANYTHING I DONT MAKE MYSELF

QUESTION: "HOW OLD ARE YOU"?

ANSWER: OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT STILL TOO YOUNG TO CARE

QUESTION: "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING"?

ANSWER: I DO VOICE OVERS FOR EROTIC PUNJABY FILMS

QUESTION: "ARE YOU SERIOUS"?

ANSWER: SURE (eye's rolling)

QUESTION: "SO YOU'RE MULTILINGUAL''?

ANSWER: IS THIS GETTING ANYWHERE?

QUESTION: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE'?

ANSWER: HELL IF I KNOW!

QUESTION: "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY"?

ANSWER: SMART ASS!!

QUESTION: "ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS SARCASTIC"?

ANSWER: ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS GULLIBLE?

QUESTION: "HOW DO I FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU RICK"?

ANSWER: LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT (running)

QUESTION: "DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE COPIES OF YOUR PICS'?

ANSWER: CANT STOP YOU, BUT I RESPECT THE FACT THAT YOU WOULDNT POST THEM ANYWHERE.

QUESTION: "HEY RICK, THESE DID'NT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS"

ANSWER: SO E-MAIL ME, I'LL TRY TO ENLIGHTEN YOU

QUESTION: "WHERE RICK"?

ANSWER: HERE

QUESTION: "DO YOU LIKE THESE QUESTIONS"?

ANSWER: GOT YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE DIDNT I ?

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