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Resident Evil


Starring: Mila Jihads (yep, that's the one), a bunch of bloody no marks.

- Welcome to the World of Survival Horror - the original tag line for the game
- Welcome to the World of surviving Boredom - Me, after seeing this Film.

Well, to be fair, the above is a little harsh, the films ok, but that's exactly the problem - its ok.If you hear someone who says its not like the game, then you should walk around the back of them and stare at their 'behind' cos that's exactly where they're talking out of. This film has many traits from the game, from the underground 'umbrella lab' to the Licker on the ceiling - its all there.

However, unfortunately, this does not make a good film, I don't why this film is crap(or ok), it just is, I cant explain. Quoteth 'El Jabba' - the "shallow characters" may be a probelm, plus the fact that most of the cast are 'bloody no marks' (Like Ghost Boy etc) doesn't help.

To conclude, if you like the games, you'll probably like the film, if you don't, you wont - simple as that.


'Resident Evil - 4/10'


~ Pypes of Peace




~ Pypes of Peace