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Jabba - Top 10 Lists
Ponces
1. Damon Albarn
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin (with boyfriend JR)
3. Tony Blair
4. Edge (of WWE Fame, not hat-wearing U2 rocker)
5. Thom Yorke
6. Bill Goldberg
7. The Rock
8. Craig David
9. Ronan Keeting
10. George W. Bush
Best Bands
1. Oasis
2. The Rolling Stones
3. The Strokes
4. The Smashing Pumpkins
5. N/A
6. N/A
7. N/A
8. N/A
9. N/A
10. N/A
Worst Bands
1. Soil
2. Blur
3. Cradle of Filth
4. Linkin Park
5. Savage Garden
6. Stain'd
7. Blur
8. Mushroomhead
9. Fake Plastic Manufactured Andrew WK (PARTY HARD LIVE! Wasn't that a
Pulp song?)
10 . Nickleback (aka Stickle Brick, Stickle Back, Big Nose Band)
Best Wrestlers
1. Scott Hall
2. X-Pac
3. Chris Kanyon
4. Stevie Ray
5. Juventud Guerrerra
6. eZe Eric Bischoff
7. Shan O Mac
8. HHH
9. Big Poppa Pump
10. Vampiro
Worst Wrestlers
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Brock Lesnar
4. Matt Hardy
5. Edge
6. The Rock
7. Bill Goldberg
8. Sting
9. Kane (.....Suck..... it.....)
10. Grand Master Sexay/Scotty Too Hotty (Whichever one has the puffy hair,
I can never tell)
Stupidest Wrestling Finishers
1. The Worm
2. The People's Elbow
3. The Clothesline From Hell
4. Billy Kidman's Fake Powerbomb (OMG! Is Jeff Hardy going for his first
ever powerbomb?! And it's on Billy Kidman!?! Oh my god!! Shut up.)
5. The Stunner
6. Ken Shamrock's Ankle Lock
7. The Money Shot
8. The Spear
9. Paul Orndorf's Crap Pile Driver
10. The Two Finger Poke
Best Wrestling Finishers
1. Outsider's Edge (Razor's Edge)
2. Big Show Choke Slam
3. Corporate Elbow
4. Juvi Elbow
5. Juvi 450 Splash
6. Jack Knife Powerbomb
7. Stevie Ray Slap Jack
8. The Nail in The Coffin
9. Tombstone Pile Driver
10. Super Kick (HBK/Stevie Richards/Lance Storm, it doesn't matter)
MIA
1. Chipman
2. Lee The Rat
3. Jim
4. Philly Murry
5. Melon
6. Reilly
7. Guiton
8. Mr. Smith
9. Riff Raff (aka Pan Head, aka "Her, her" aka Rodney Trotter)
10. Juventud Guerrerra
Inbreds
1. JR
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. George W. Bush
4. The Other George Bush
5. Fake Faggot Ghost Boy
6. George W. Bush's Brother
7. George W. Bush's Wife (Also see Brother)
8. George W. Bush's family (All of them)
9. The War on Terror . . . what terror?
10. Guiton
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