Introducing the Man, the Myth, the Legend:
- the One and Only - Pypes of Peace
Some people have described me as the new JESUS CHRIST
- I say:
"nay
- I'm much better than Jesus, HELL, I'm much better than God"
I have aquired this
persona, gimmick if you will, through years of staggeringly delibrate
stigmatas and human sacrifices.I also am very aware of the increasing
tensions in the middle east - 'Bradford', or as a film once put it - 'Bradistan'.
But enough of politics and tales of my apparent greatness - lets get down
to the real business.
There are two types of people I hate in life:
1. People who are intolerant to other people's culture..and
2. The Welsh
As a member of the clergy....no
wait. As a Co-Founder of'Pypes of Peace vs El Jabba',
I will aim to bring you, the people, only the most serious and educational
news. It is
my dream in life to 'care for others', like they have cared for me. I
hope we can all
learn together and come together in peace - Pypes of Peace that is.
" And on the 7th day, Jesus heralded me as his master - let 'Pypes of
Peace vs El
Jabba' herald a new era of entertainment"
Hence, my friends, go forth and look throughout
this 'wonderful' site - you will find only
love, joy (say that quickly and it sound like everyones favourite antique
'weeler deeler' -
apart from David Dickinson of course) and happiness. So, if you listen
to 'angry' music
and watch Eastenders, may I suggest you leave now.
In conclusion, Its here, its slighly queer (not that there is anything
wrong with that
- well, actually there is - ITS WRONG TO BE GAY),so prepare to fear the
site thats
gonna change the face of the internet forever - Welcome to the new generation
of websites, welcome to 'Pypes of Peace vs El Jabba'.
I have aquired this
persona, gimmick if you will, through years of staggeringly delibrate
stigmatas and human sacrifices.I also am very aware of the increasing
tensions in the middle east - 'Bradford', or as a film once put it - 'Bradistan'.
But enough of politics and tales of my apparent greatness - lets get down
to the real business. 