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A house is not a home, but sometimes it is very nice to have a place to go to. Who would have thought a few years ago that we would be residing at the internet? Hey, but it is a lot cheaper than a place in Manhattan or even Midlum, for that matter. If you feel like dropping us a note, do not hesitate, we might even respond to it. If not, you got it at least off your chest. E-mail: [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Indeed, my little sister-in-law got married, however, as far as I know she is not pregnant as yet, but there are lots of rumours. Of all the money they received as wedding gifts, they are going to buy a huge clock, to enjoy every moment of their being together I suppose. Would the fact that I prefer digital clocks and watches, be a symptom of my marriage? No, no, no, my darling even when I am feeling blue, I am thinking about you! | ||||||||||||||||||
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True story of Adam and Eve... One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God,?Lord, I have a problem!? ?What?s the problem, Eve?? ?Lord, I know you?ve created me in Your Image and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hideous snake, but I?m just not happy.? ?Why is that, Eve?? came the reply from above. ?Lord, I am lonely. And I?m sick to death of apples.? ?Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.? ?What?s a ?man?, Lord?? ?A man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he?ll be a pain, but he?ll be a challenge for you to civilize. He?ll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants. ?Sounds great,? says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. ?Yeah, well. He?s better than nothing, but you can only have him on one condition.? ?What?s that, Lord?? ?You?ll have to let him believe that I made him first.? Or is this the one?: Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, ?What is wrong with you?? Adam said he didn?t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, he will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when ou?ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed. Adam asked ?What would a woman like this cost me??? God said an ?arm and a leg.? Adam said ?What can I get for a just a rib???? And the rest is history .... | ||||||||||||||||||
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