WINNIE THE POOH
STORY


 
 
 


Pooh Invents a New Game 
 

By the time it came to the edge of the forest the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and,
being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved 
more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, 'There is no hurry. We shall get there 
some day.' But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and than. quickly, eagerly, 
having so much to find out before it was too late.
There was a broad track, almost as broad as a road, leading from the Outland to the Forest, 
but before it could come to the Forest, it had to cross this river. So, where it crossed, there was a wooden
bridge, almost as broad as a road, with wooden rails on each side of it.
Christopher Robin could get his chin on the top of the rail, if he wanted to, but it was more fun to stand
on the bottom rail so that he could lean right over, and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him. 
Pooh could get his chin on to the bottom rail if he wanted to, but it was more fun to lie down and 
get his head under it,and watch the river slipping slowly away beneath him. And this was the only way 
in which Piglet and Roo could watch the river at all, because they were too small to reach the bottom rail.
so they would lie down and watch it... ands slipped away very slowly, being in no hurry to get there.

One day, when Pooh was walking towards this bridge, he was trying to make up a piece of poetry
about fir-cones,because there they were, lying about on each side of him, and he felt singy. 
So he picked a fir-cone up, and looked at it, and said to himself, "This is a very good fir-cone, 
and something ought to rhyme to it.' But he couldn't think of any thing. 
And then this came into his head suddenly: 

                                                        Here's a myst'ry
                                                      About a little fir-tree.
                                                      Owl says it's his tree,
                                                   And Kanga says it's her tree.
 

'Which doesn't make sense,'said Pooh, 'because Kanga doesn't live in a tree. 

He had just come to the bridge; and not looking where he was going, he tripped over something, 
and the fir-cone jerked out of his paw into the river.
'Bother,' said Pooh, as it floated slowly under the bridge, and he went back to get another fir-cone
which had rhyme to it. but then he thought that he would just look at the river instead, because it was a 
peaceful sort of day, so he lay down and looked at ot, and it slipped slowly away beneath him... 
and suddenly, there was this fir-cone slipping away too.

'That's funny,' said Pooh. 'I dropped it on the other side,' said Pooh, 'and it came out on this side!
I wonder if it would do it again?' And he went back for some more fir-cones.
It did. It kept on doing it. Then he dropped two in at once, and leant over the bridge to see which
of them would come out first; and one of them did; but as they were both the same size, he didn't know if it
was the one which he wanted to win, or the other one. So the next time he dropped one big one and
one little one, and the big one came out first, which was what he said it would do, and the little one came out
last, which he had said it would do, so he had won twice.... and when he went home for tea, he had
won thirty-six and lost twenty-eight, wich meant that he was - that he had - well, you take twenty-eight
from thirty-six, and that's what he was. Instead of the other way around.
And that was the beginning of the game called Pooh-sticks, which Pooh invented, and which he
and his friends used to play on the edge on the Forest. But they played with sticks instead of fir-cones,
because they were easier to mark.
 
 

 


 
 
Eeyore in the River 

They had dropped their sticks in when Rabbit said 'Go!' 
and then they had hurried across to the other side of the bridge,
and now they were all leaning over the edge, waiting to see whose 
stick would come out first. But it was a long time coming, 
because the river was very lazy that day, 
and hardly seemed to mind if it didn't ever get there at all.

'I can see mine!' cried Roo.'No, I can't it's something else. Can you see yours,Piglet? I thougth I could see mine but
I couldn't. There it is! No it isn't.Can you see yours, Pooh?'
'No,' said Pooh.
'I expect my stick's stuck,' said Roo. 'Rabbit, my stick's stuck.
Is your stick stuck, Piglet?'
'They always take longer than you think,' said Rabbit.
'How long do you think they'll take?' asked Roo.
'I can see yours, Piglet,' said Pooh suddenly.
'Mine's a sort of greyish one,' said Piglet, not daring to lean too far over in case he fell in.
'Yes, that's what I can see. It's coming over on to my side.'
Rabbit leant over further than ever, looking for his, and Roo wriggled up and down,calling out 'Come on, stick! Stick, stick, stick!' and piglet got very
excited because his was the only one which has been seen, and that meant that he was winning.
'It's coming!' said Pooh.
'Are you sure it's mine?' squeaked Piglet excitedly.
'Yes because it's grey. A big grey one. Here it comes! A very - big-grey-Oh, no, it isn't, it's Eeyore!'

And out floated Eeyore. 
'Eeyore!' cried everybody. Looking very calm, very digniefied, with his legs in the air, came Eeyore from beneath the bridge.
?t's Eeyore!' cried Roo, terribly excited.
'Is that so?' said Eeyore, getting caughty up by a little eddy, and turning round three times.'I wondered.'
'I didn't know you were playing,' said Roo.
'I'm not,' said Eeyore.
'Eeyore, what are you doing there?' said Rabbit.

'I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak-tree? Wrong. Waiting for
somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the wright answer.'
'But, Eeyore,' said Pooh in distress, 'what can we - I mean, how shall we- do you think if we-- '
'Yes,' said Eeyore. 'One of those would be just the thing. Thank you, Pooh.'
'He's going round and round,' said Roo, much impressed.
'And why not?' said Eeyore coldly.
'I can swim too,' said Roo proudly.
'Not round and round,' said Eeyore. 'It's much more difficult. I didn't want to come swimming at all to-day,' he went on, revolving slowly. 'But if, when in, i
decide to practise a slight circular movement from right to left - or perhaps I should say,' he added, as he got into another eddy, 'from left to right, just as it
happens to occur to me, it's nobody's business but my own.'
There was a moments silence while everybody thought.

'I've got asort of idea,' said Pooh at last, 'but I don't suppose it's a very good one.'
'I don't suppose it is either,' said Eeyore.
'Go on, Pooh,' said Rabbit. 'Let's have it.'
'Well, if we all threw stones and things into the river on one side of Eeyore, the stones would make waves, and he waves would wash him to the other
side.'
'That's a very good idea,'said Rabbit, and Pooh looked happy again.
'Very,' said Eeyore. 'When I want to be washed, Pooh, I'll let you know.'
'Supposing we hit him by mistake?' said Piglet anxiously.
'Or supposing you missed him by mistake,' said Eeyore. 'Think of all the possibilities, Piglet, before you settle down to enjoy yourselves.'
 But pooh had got the biggest stone he could carry,
and was leaning over the bridge,holding it on his paws.
'I'm not throwing it, I'm dropping it, Eeyore,' he explained.'And then I can't hit you.
Could you stop turning for a moment, because it muddles me rather?'
'No,' said Eeyore. 'I like turning round.'
Rabbit begant to feel that us was time he took command.
'Now, Pooh,' he said,'when I say "Now!" You can drop it. Eeyore, when i say "Now!" Pooh will drop his stone.'
'Thank you very much, Rabbit, but I expect I shall know.'
'Are you ready, Pooh? Piglet, give Pooh a little more room. Get back a bit there, Roo. Are you ready?'
'No,'said Eeyore.
'Now!' said Rabbit.
Pooh dropped his stone. There was a loud splash, and Eeyore disappeared...

It was an anxious moment for the watchers on the bridge.
They looked and looked... and even the sight of Piglet's stick 
coming out a little in front of Rabbit's didn't cheer them up as much
as you would have expected. And then, just as pooh was beginning
to think that he must have chosen the wrong stone or the wrong river
or the wrong day for his Idea. something grey showed for a moment by the river bank...
and it got slowly bigger and bigger... and at last it was Eeyore coming out...
 


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