FART CHART By an unknown author

 1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own fart.
 2. Amiable person: One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
 3. Proud person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant.
 4. Shy person: One who releases silent farts then blushes.
 5. Impudent person: One who farts out loud then laughs.
 6. Scientific person: One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.
 7. Unfortunate person: One who tries to fart but shits instead.
 8. Nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
 9. Honest person: One who admits they farted but offers a good medical reason.
10. Dishonest person: One who farts and blames the dog.
11. Foolish person: One who suppresses a fart for hours.
12. Thrifty person: One who always has farts in reserve.
13. Anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in private.
14. Strategic person: One who conceals his farts by loud laughter. 
15. Intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his neighbour's 
    fart.
16. Athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exterion.
17. Sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his bed.
18. Miserable person: One who farts then starts crying.
19. Aquatic person: One who farts in the bath and then bursts the bubbles with 
    his toes.