NEW RECRUIT

  A new recruit wanted to have a cup of tea. So he dialed the
  number of the pantry but got the wrong one.

  When someone picked the phone he said "Please send me a cup of tea." 

  "Do you know whom you are talking to ?" the other side asked.

  "No." he replied.

  "You are talking to the director of this company." the other side
  replied.

  Then our friend asked. "Do you know who is talking on this side?"

  "No" the other side replied.

  "Thanks". And he put the phone down.