THE GROCERY STORE The story goes that there was this lady married to a Caucasian. The poor lady was not very proficient in English but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher's and wanted to buy pork chops. She didn't know how to put forward her request and in desperation lifted up her skirt to expose her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork chops. The next day she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know what to say and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady wanted to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store. What were you thinking ?!?!? Huh ?!?!? She brought her husband along because the guy could speak English !!!