PHARMACIST

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. This being a significant event in their relationship, the girl
also tells the boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out with
him and have sex for the first time. 

Well, the boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before, so he goes to a
pharmacy, and after getting up his nerve to buy a package of condoms,
admits to the pharmacist that tonight is his big night, and shyly asks for
general pointers. The pharmacist laughs and talks to the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist wishes the boy good luck, and gives him an
extra box of condoms just in case. That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is
taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Quickly,
the boy offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Then minutes pass and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were so religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."