Top-Twenty list to recognize an AmWay guy


20) His/her favorite lunch place is SubWAY

19) They keep whiteboards in their homes to explain to visitors how to get
    on the road to riches (with the Amway Pyramid scheme, of course).

18) When asked, "How're you doing", they always reply, "Fantastic, couldn't 
    be better. So successful that I'm having trouble keeping up.I have money
    growing out of my ears", etc.

17) Announces that they want to retire by the time they reach current age + 5

16) His/her response to "I'm not interested. I'm very busy" is usually - 
    "We like busy people. Busy people get things done. Busy people have it in 
    them to be successful. Bill Gates is busy", etc.

15) Always operates in packs or 2 or 3. One of who enters the store,
    one of who stands outside the store entrance, and one prowls in the
    parking lot - to ensure minimum escapees.

14) When handing out his/her business card, announces with a flourish -
    "It's your lucky day ! I just found my business card for you !"

13) Has stacked all of his/her business cards sideways in the wallet, to 
    facilitate easy extraction.

12) His/her next favorite pickup line is - "Do you work for Sun (or Cisco
    or your favorite desi-loaded company)".

11) His/her favorite pickup line is - "Your face seems familiar. Are
    you from Bombay (or Delhi or add your favorite Metropolis)" ?

10) He is a desi.

9)  He thinks he is an entrepreuner (Like Bill Gates was, once )

8)  Hangs around Meijier, K-Mart, Target etc. pretending to shop.
    Actually he is just looking for potential victims.

7)  An extrovert. Smiles at you, says hi, and introduces himself as
    Mr. so-and-so, with little or no encouragement from you.

6)  Invites you to have lunch or dinner with him, esp. if you are bachelor.

5)  Takes one look at you and decides you look like a 'smart and intelligent' 
    person.

4)  Has a 'very successful business' (But won't say it is AmWay the first day)

3)  Looking for a few 'key-business-partners', (And you are it.)

2)  Wonders if you are 'open-minded' enough to make some quick and easy money.

1)  Always carries a little telephone book, which he pulls out before
    he is through with you the very first day